Volume 9 Issue 9 December 6, 2023 by Kristi Collier

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And just like that, this is the last Welcome Home Winter Texan of the season! It has been a wonderful winter, and we have enjoyed sharing it with you!

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And just like that, this is the last Welcome Home Winter Texan of the season! It has been a wonderful winter, and we have enjoyed sharing it with you!

I ’ve always loved shrimp. When I was a little girl, my mother and grandmother took me out to lunch one day to a popular seafood restaurant. My mom knew I loved fried shrimp, so she ordered me the child’s plate. When the food arrived, my plate was half of their adult portions, and I couldn’t hide my disappointment. The story, as my mother tells it, is that I told them, “Next time we come here, I’m going to disguise myself as an adult!”

And just like that, this is the last Welcome Home Winter Texan of the season! It has been a wonderful winter, and we have enjoyed sharing it with you!

I’d like to take this opportunity to invite you to stick around, to extend your stay for a few days, weeks, months... or even indefinitely! The fun keeps coming; we keep dancing, dining, and having fun all summer long, and we’d love to have you join us.

My grandparents quickly learned that the best place to take me for a special dinner was anywhere they had a seafood buffet so I could eat as much shrimp as I liked without breaking the bank! Fried, blackened, peel-and-eat, bacon-wrapped…I love it all!

If you feel you must go, I’d like to invite you to help us spread the word about South Texas to everyone you meet along the way and those you see every day back home. Invite them to join you next season! We would love to have them join us. The more the merrier!

However, I never knew the importance of wild-caught shrimp and how big of a business shrimping is in South Texas. That is, until I went on the Texas Gold Shrimp Tour. What a fascinating presentation on what life on a shrimp boat is like and how shrimp are caught, processed, and delivered from the gulf to the table. It’s definitely not magic!

This September, we will host our second, not so annual (thanks to the pandemic), Winter Texan Reunion Tour, so we’d also like to invite you to join us at one of our stops. Stay tuned as we announce our travel plans.

Shrimp Tour Season is Here!

Story & Photos by Eryn Reddell Wingert

Honestly, I never knew that Texas had shrimp!”

Janette Baertsch’s upfront declaration made the recent visit to Brownsville’s Texas Gold wild-caught Gulf shrimp all the more intriguing.

It has been a real pleasure to serve you this year. We will work throughout the summer months on all of our programming so next season will be even better than this one!

I hope you’ll join us on one of our Texas Gold Shrimp Tours. They are available January 15 - February 29, so make sure you don’t miss out on this incredible tour. Give us a call at 956-687-5115.

It has been a real pleasure to serve you this year. We will work throughout the summer months on all of our programming so next season will be even better than this one!

~We’re just connecting the dots. •

Safe travels, Y’all! •

We’re just connecting the dots, Kristi

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Baertsch is referring to co-vice-president Greg Londrie, who, along with his brother and co-VP, Chris, and Leonard Leyva, the Texas Gold boat guide, offered detailed insight into various aspects of the shrimping industry.

Baertsch is originally from the Texas Hill Country. She and her husband, Orin, moved from San Diego to the Rio Grande Valley about two years ago to be closer to family. Before taking part in a recent group tour, Baertsch thought shrimp was primarily imported from Mexico.

The engaging, in-depth tour of Texas Gold is the latest addition to Tours by Welcome Home RGV’s line-up (after a hiatus since 2016).

THANK YOU TO OUR 2021-2022

It seems like only yesterday we were celebrating the long-awaited return of so many of our friends. Now, here we are bidding you farewell and safe travels. All of us at Welcome Home RGV look forward to your return. Plans are

And the reviews are in. “The owner was so personable, and boy did he teach us some things!” says Baertsch.

Topics addressed: the length of the shrimping season, how often you can re-freeze shrimp, and how to tell wild-caught from farm-raised shrimp. (For the record, there’s no such thing as “fresh.” According to Greg, it’s all fresh-frozen, considering the time it takes to venture out, catch and store, haul back, and process.)

“That’s why [Tours by] Welcome Home has been so fun,” Baertsch shares. “It’s like exploring my home state all over again!”

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The junket includes a deep dive into the company’s history and the current state of the industry, a tour of a shrimping vessel, and the manual labor involved.

It’s a hard business, Leyva explains. “I have yet to meet somebody that says, ‘I want to go shrimping for 45 days,’” referencing the extreme conditions and intense labor involved, including hauling in nets and sitting on stools--only about four inches off

the deck--to process each catch. The tour culminates in how the shrimp is processed--including how to easily devein a shrimp--plus a generous sampling of the end result. Now, who’s hungry for shrimp? Shrimp recipes will be featured in this publication. For information on organizing a group tour, visit welcomehomergv.com or call 956-687-5115. •

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We Winter Texans! Calendar

For more information on submitting your events and activities, please email: calendar@welcomehomergv.com The deadline for submission is Fridays at 5:00pm. •

Kristi’s e-Blasts are sent weekly October - March to our subscribers. Find out what’s happening across the Valley. These e-Blasts include helpful links and fliers for “Featured Events.” Sign up today at: info@welcomehomergv.com

Welcome Home RGV has several ways to join the action on social media.

Our WHRGV Facebook page is dedicated to community events and information that will appeal to people of all ages. Our Winter Texan page is more specific to our Winter Texan target market.

www.facebook.com @whrgv @wintertexan

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Find on YouTube Channel “Welcome Home Rio Grande Valley”

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Stillman House, Brownsville

by Eryn Reddell Wingert

T he small, brick-paved courtyard behind the historic Stillman House in Brownsville is home to various plants, including sage, banana, and yucca. The house dates back to 1850, when Charles and Elizabeth Stillman rented it from builder-owner Henry Miller. The home’s namesake only lived there for

three years; the Trevino family owned the home and incorporated additions from 1858 to 1958. For more information, visit brownsvillehistory.org. For a group tour of historic Brownsville, contact Sarah Denzer with Tours by Welcome Home at 956-687-5115. •

Hello Travel Friends

Tour the Magnificent Gelman Stained Glass Museum with Tours by Welcome Home

Hello Travel Friends,

D id you know the largest and most comprehensive stained-glass museum in the United States is right here in San Juan? The Gelman Stained Glass Museum is home to 174 sets of stained glass dating back to the 19th century. These beautiful works of art have been salvaged from churches around the country and will wow you as soon as you walk in the door. We offer a private tour, with lunch, inside the museum.

Ask your activity director about setting up this awe-inspiring event for your park, or contact us to see about joining another group •

~Sarah Denzer

Winter Texan Expo Entertainers

This Quartet Shares Abundance of Music and Ministry

Special to Welcome Home Winter Texan

A bundance Quartet is a regional group based out of Branson, Missouri. The group was formed in late July of 2013. Current members are David Hartwell, Alan Pohlmeier, Michael Sproles, and Jamie Layton. These four men have come together with the purpose of sharing the gospel of Jesus Christ, through song. Along with their talents, Abundance Quartet is full of fun and laughter.

David Hartwell (Tenor) - “The most important decision I have made was accepting Jesus as my personal Savior. That is why I sing about the gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ and what He has done for us.”

Alan Pohlmeier (Lead) - “Gospel music has been the centerpiece in my life and the anchor of my faith in Christ. I firmly believe the touch of the Savior can be delivered through music.”

Michael Sproles (Baritone) “God has truly blessed me through all the different ministries He has placed me in. There is no doubt that He has led me into this ministry with Abundance Quartet.”

Jamie Layton (Bass) - “I finally felt led to start a group, and God has been putting everything together. It is amazing how He brings people together, and your paths seem to be connected.”

Abundance is a little different than most of the quartets traveling today. Their ministry is truly a music ministry. The group sings all of the old songs--generally 16-18 in a typical 60-70-minute concert--and they always present an invitation for people to respond at the end of the service.

Abundance Quartet looks forward to seeing you at the Winter Texan Expo Tuesday, January 16, at 9:30 a.m. at the McAllen Convention Center. •

Winter Texan Expo Entertainers

Singer, Actor, Model Justin Terry Takes the Stage January 16

Special to Welcome Home Winter Texan

Justin Terry is a multi-talented artist hailing from Knoxville, Tennessee. With a passion for music and acting and his dynamic performances and infectious energy, Terry has captivated audiences across the globe.

Terry’s music career began as a bass singer with gospel quartets, including Cross4Crowns, The Stamps Quartet, The Blackwood Quartet, and The Rebels. He soon, thereafter, released his first solo album, Inspired, in 2012, showcasing his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. Terry followed up with the release of Countryfied in 2013, A Christmas Love Song in 2016, and Vintage in 2018. Three of his radio singles have reached the national charts in the U.S. Terry has performed in eight countries, in addition to numerous shows at Silver Dollar City and Dollywood. He has shared the stage with music legends, such as Aaron Tippin, the Bellamy Brothers, Marty Raybon, and Gary Puckett.

In 2019, Terry expanded his career by signing with a talent agency and delving into acting and modeling. He has since appeared in several national advertisements and commercials and has made over 50 national television appearances. Terry’s versatility as an actor and his ability to portray a range of characters have made him a sought-after talent in the entertainment industry.

With a passion for storytelling and a dedication to his craft, Justin Terry is a rising star in the music and acting realms. His dynamic performances and engaging personality have won over fans worldwide, and his future looks brighter than ever.

“God has blessed me so much, and I am so thankful to Jesus that He saved my soul and is using me the way He is,” Terry said.

Catch Justin Terry at the Winter Texan Expo, Tuesday, January 16, at 11 a.m. at the McAllen Convention Center. • December 9th

Take a Photo With Cowboy Santa at MOSTHistory December 10

Special to Welcome Home Winter Texan

apture the holiday fun at the Museum of South Texas History Sunday, December 10, from 1 to 5 p.m.

Bring the little ones (and the young at heart) to take a photo

with Cowboy Santa! Each 4x6inch photograph is $5 and will include a blank photo frame that can be decorated using supplies provided by the Museum. These photos can be added to your Christmas tree at home or gifted to someone special, making it a fun holiday keepsake or gift.

If you need a break from decorating, purchase a traditional Mexican drink, such as atole or champurrado, and pair it with pan dulce from Young Gun Players Baseball Booster Club. Other holiday beverages are available for purchase from Grind Coffee, which will set up its coffee cart. Enjoy your beverage while playing board games with a Museum staff member.

to the Museum. Archivist Kelly Francis-Love will be your point of contact, helping with original or digital photograph donations. If you can’t stop by, please visit mosthistory.org/border-foods-archive/ for more information.

Check out the Museum Store, filled with borderland-spirit gifts and books by José Alaniz, who will present his newest comic book collection at 2 p.m. the same day in the Courtyard Gallery.

MOSTHistory is building a collection of holiday-related photographs and other pertinent documents. If you have photographs, recipes, or documents related to Thanksgiving, Christmas, or some other holiday experience in South Texas, consider donating them

Make it an afternoon at MOSTHistory. Regular museum admission fees apply: Adults $9; Seniors (62 years and older) $6; Students (ages 13 and older) $6; Active military $6; Children (ages 4-12) $5; Children 3 and under are free. FRIENDS of MOSTHistory enjoy free admission as part of their FRIENDship benefits. For more information, please visit mosthistory.org/events or call 956-383-6911. •

RIO GRANDE VALLEY BALLET PRESENTS:

Ring in the Season at the IMAS Holiday Market

The International Museum of Art & Science (IMAS) in McAllen is thrilled to announce its annual Holiday Market at the Museum, set to enchant visitors December 9. Celebrate the spirit of the

season amidst an array of local artisans, a gallery talk from a guest curator, Gingerbread Challenge workshops, and the annual Christmas Tree Forest community exhibition.

The Holiday Market at the Museum promises to be a haven for both art enthusiasts and holiday lovers. The Holiday Market at the Museum is included with a discounted general admission price of $1 and is free for IMAS Members.

Attendees will have the exclusive opportunity to hear from the guest curator of the captivating exhibition, Natural Expressions: Collected Landscapes from the IMAS Vault, starting at 2 p.m. Celebrating visual artists who observed the natural scenes and creatively recorded what they saw, this intimate gallery talk with guest curator Mary Nettie Rodriguez invites guests to explore the beauty of vivid scenes and delve deeper into these remarkable works of art.

Participate in the Gingerbread House Challenge as you build and decorate a house using graham crackers, frosting, and candy. Three workshops will be available December 9, with times

at 10:30 a.m., 1:30 p.m., and 3 p.m. Advance registration is available online or at the door (limited tickets). Visit theimasonline.org/gingerbread-challenge for more information. Enjoy the beautiful community exhibition Christmas Tree Forest, organized by the IMAS Guild, while visiting the Holiday Market. This year’s theme, Christmas Dreams, showcases the creativity and ingenuity of the community, from preschoolers to adult groups. The Christmas Tree Forest exhibition will be on display at IMAS December 1, 2023, through January 7, 2024. •

Lakewood Celebrates 30th Year of Christmas for the Children

A hh…wint e r in South Texas is anticipated this time of year. As Winter Texan residents are returning to the Valley, at Lakewood RV Resort, that means it’s time to prepare for the 30th Christmas for the Children project. This year, Lakewood residents are providing Christmas for 15 less fortunate families

from a local elementary, where many Lakewood RV Resort Winter Texans have spent time over the years mentoring students. This annual project started with the Lakewood Worship Committee decades ago.

Fundraisers for this project include a dance with Leslie Blasing January 4,

2024, from 7 – 9 p.m.; a breakfast February 3, 2024, from 7:30 – 9 a.m.; and a soup luncheon and bake sale March 8, 2024, from 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.

Residents also held a quilt raffle, choosing the winner December 4. The quilt was designed by Lakewood quilting ladies.

As chair of this project, Winter Texan Donna Wright explained how the project works. “On the day of the Christmas for the Children party, the families

come to our RV Resort for fun with Santa and Mrs. Claus and meet our residents,” she explained. “They enjoy cookies, punch, and fellowship and receive groceries, gifts, and a handmade quilt, in addition to items for each child and a special gift for the mother of the family. We receive a warm sense of the season in our hearts, serving God doing His work.” •

Special to Welcome Home Winter Texan

El Ranchito 55+ Community, Harlingen

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Llano Grande Resort, Mercedes

$58,500

OPEN HOUSE 12/6 10 am-noon; Location, Location, Location! Own an RV and looking for a great place to park? Come check out this property, located in the 55+ community of Llano Grande Resort! RV pad hook-ups included 30 amp/50 amp services and a storage shed with 220vac connection. Heather Escobedo, TREC686290, MHSLSP00048506, (956) 271-3683

Hidden Valley Ranch, Mission

$112,000

Looking for a diamond in the rough?

Behold this rare find! This 18’ wide mobile home (year 2000) showcases a front-facing eat-in kitchen with ample storage and counter space overlooking the spacious living room and its high decorative ceilings. Heather Escobedo, TREC686290, MHSLSP00048506, (956) 271-3683

OPEN HOUSE 12/7 10 am-noon; LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT! Stunning Brand New 2 bed 2 bath 2022 Legacy Double Wide Mobile Home. Nestled in the gated, active 55+ community of Breeze Lake MH & RV Campground. Once you see this home, you won’t want to leave Gail Gallagher, TREC797370, MHSLSP00048999, (816) 916-5583

OPEN HOUSE 12/6 10 am-noon; This updated 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom furnished mobile is located in an active 55+ guarded gate community. Features updated from include a renovated kitchen, a fresh paint in the living room, flooring, 2 mini splits, water heater and softener, and tons of exterior features. Heather Escobedo, TREC686290, MHSLSP00048506, (956) 271-3683

Looking for a new place to park your RV this year? Stop by and check out this RV pad equipped with a casita built in 2011 (288 sq ft). Heather Escobedo, TREC686290, MHSLSP00048506, (956) 271-3683

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OPEN HOUSE 12/7 10 am-noon; A MUST SEE! Brand New 2 bed 2 bath 2022 Legacy Home. So much room for entertaining or just enjoying life. Home sits on an oversized lot in the active, gated 55+ community of Breeze Lake MH & RV Campground Gail Gallagher, TREC797370, MHSLSP00048999, (816) 916-5583

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Turnkey, open floor plan, fully furnished 2BD/2BA RV Port Home has everything you’re looking for. Granite countertops, custom cabinetry, SMART appliances, tile floors, professional landscaping (HOA maintained), new sprinkler system, new dual stage air conditioner & so much more. Gail Gallagher, TREC797370, MHSLSP00048999, (816) 916-5583

Siesta Village, Weslaco

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3 bedroom, 2 bath double wide mobile home on an owned lot. There are 2 living areas for plenty of entertaining room. Mostly furnished. Schedule you showing today. Tami Smith, TREC713591, MHSLSP00044829, (956) 274-9161

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OPEN HOUSE 12/6 10 am-noon; Turnkey, open concept home encompasses everything you need (+). 3 Bd, 2 Ba. Spacious rooms with lots of natural lighting, Walk-in Closets, Fully Furnished, Large Carport/Patio, AirConditioned Workshop with Storage. Welcome Home! Gail Gallagher, TREC797370, MHSLSP00048999, (816) 916-5583

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2000 Cavo Desert Rose Park Model in McAllen Mobile Park (55+) community. Homeowner has taken this home to another level by adding a screened-in sitting area, Texas Room, AND a Golf Cart Storage/Landry addition. There are no short cuts on the quality in home. Gail Gallagher, TREC797370, MHSLSP00048999, (816) 916-5583

Retama Village, Mission

$390,000

This home was built with extreme attention to detail. Everything was thought through and the floorplan was modified to maximize the living area and storage. Come see how great life can be in this terrific RV Porthome. Carol Kerr Welch, TREC540183, MHSLSP00048089, (956) 900-8487

Breeze Lake MH & RV Campground

Llano Grande Resort, Mercedes

Village, Mission

Breeze Lake MH & RV Campground

Retama Village, Mission

Llano Grande Resort, Mercedes

McAllen Mobile Park, McAllen

Special to Welcome Home Winter Texan

Sit-n-Knit. It’s what we do in the middle of the crazy.

Did you retire and find that, now, you are busier than ever? Is your world getting louder? Well, our Sit-n-Knit areas are just what you need!

The Lamb’s Loom is a prayershawl ministry in McAllen, and Sit-n-Knit is at the heart of all we do. It’s a fun, peace-filled place to enjoy each other’s company, share project ideas, and make new friends. And, of course, we all enjoy the creativity and fun when show-n-tell comes in the door.

Another thing we have added to the Sit-n-Knit is prayer time Thursday afternoons at 4 p.m., and all are invited. Our regular closing hour is at 4 p.m., so this gives us a little quiet space to join together and pray over those we serve and to seek God in all we do (Psalm 90:17). You’re also welcome to bring in a project you are making for someone, and we will join you in prayer for that person. We have a saying around here that

Sit ‘n Knit ‘n Chill

“The Lamb’s Loom is more than a yarn shop; we’re a ministry and a mindset.” That mindset is putting service into action, and we use yarn to do just that!

While you’re here, check out our Donation Chest. That is where lots of people add handmade items we then send out with mission groups all over the world.

From Bangladesh to Durango, Kentucky, to Kenya, we know God already has a home for all of these items. We often receive donations in the mail from people all over the country, wanting their handmade gifts added to the

Donation Chest. It’s like Christmas every time a box arrives. We cherish the creativity and love that pours out of the boxes. You can just feel the love in every stitch. A special thank you, as well, to all of you who think of us all year and come back to your Texas home with bags and boxes of hats, blankets, and shawls to add to the Chest. What a blessing you are to so many around the world.

Everyone can join in The Lamb’s Loom fun in person at 1102 Tamarack. We are open Wednesday through Saturday, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Additional parking is available in the rear via Upas Avenue. Updates and other information

are available on our website at thelambsloom.com.

Let’s continue to #stitchitforward together. There’s always #loveineverystitch. •

Texas A&M University Singing Cadets, Valley Senior Ambassadors Announce Concert

Special to Welcome Home Winter Texan

The Senior Ambassadors welcome the Texas A&M Singing Cadets to the Rio Grande Valley Friday, January 12, 2024, for a performance at the Center Church (formerly Trinity Worship Center), 4801 N. Cage Blvd. in Pharr. Valley Senior Ambassadors will join the Cadets for two numbers during the concert.

Internationally known as the “Voice of Aggieland,” the Singing

Cadets are Texas A&M University’s premier men’s chorus. David L. Kipp became the thirteenth director of the 60-member men’s choral group in the fall of 1995. Under his leadership, the Singing Cadets are staying true to their crisp military style and diverse selection of music. During the January 12 performance, the chorus will perform American, military, sacred, and Aggie-themed numbers.

Doors open at 6 p.m., and the performance starts at 7 p.m. Seating is general admission, and the cost for a ticket is a modest $12. Monies raised from the concert will go toward two university scholarships. One scholarship will be awarded to a vocal music student at The University of

Texas Rio Grande Valley, and the other scholarship will be awarded to a deserving member of the Texas A&M Singing Cadets. Both of these scholarships are funded by the Senior Ambassadors, the host for this concert.

Tickets for the January 12 event can be purchased at Valley Keyboard, 900 Harvey in McAllen, Coffee Zone Bistro, 1108 McColl Rd. in Edinburg,

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and Coffee Zone Bistro, 701 E. Expressway 83 in McAllen (inside the Rio Bank building) or by calling Leonard at 956-589 5274. Tickets are also available from any member of the Senior Ambassadors. This year, the Singing Cadets will celebrate its 130th anniversary, uniting with a reunion choir of 400+ singers on the campus of Texas A&M University April 6, 2024. For more information, contact Kipp by phone at 979-845-5974 or via email at dkipp@tamu.edu. •

A somewhat random and reckless look at life from a fairly old guy

by Bill Ward

You’re Wearing That?

T oday’s Wisdom: Fashion is very important. It is life-enhancing and, like everything that gives pleasure, it is worth doing well. ~Vivienne Westwood

I have always had challenges with fashion. I suppose it is the lot of most men, as we just don’t have those genes that make us fashion aware.

The discussions at home on this topic often start with something like, “You’re wearing that?” At that point, I generally turn around and head back to the closet for other options.

At other times, I can be guilty of failure to coordinate. It usually happens as we are about to leave for an event, sometimes even in the car pulling out of the driveway. I will catch my wife, who is wearing blue shorts and an orange top, staring at my

blue shorts and orange top. Guys won’t get that, but, at least in our house, that is just not done.

Sometimes we have a conversation after attending an event, and she will reference someone who was wearing a particular outfit. Men, you know none of us have any idea what anyone in a group gathering was wearing five minutes after we leave. My wife can tell you what everyone in the building was wearing. (Note: If you need an eyewitness to a crime, call a woman.)

Back when I was working and needed to dress professionally, I had a list hanging in my closet of every pair of pants and all the shirts that went with them. Yes, the ties were on the list, too. It worked well but had to be updated every Christmas to include the new shirts and ties.

One of the things I have learned in life is to just accept

the things I do not excel in as my lot in life. Men, never argue with a woman over fashion; you will lose and look foolish in doing so. They own this realm. Trust them.

At this point, I must offer one disclaimer: every once in a while, I will encounter a lady who obviously missed the good-fashion genes. Usually, my wife spots her first, but when even I notice it, well, it can make for a good chuckle.

I’m not being critical of anyone’s fashion. Variety is the spice of life. If you like it, go for it. It is what makes people-watching fun. I just might not notice you, though.

I’m just sayin’. •

Bill Ward is a retired health-care administrator from Minnesota and a regular columnist, author, and untalented rock ‘n’ roll musician, playing with the band Night Ryders. He winters at Casa Del Sol in Donna. You can contact Bill by email at bwward@charter.net.

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EXCLUSIONS

DANCE JAM SESSIONS MEALS SALES ENTERTAINMENT & SHOWS

CALENDAR OF EVENTS

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 6, 2023

Y-Cook Cafe , 7:00 AM, Bentsen Grove Resort Palmview (956) 585-7011

Craft Sale , 8:00 AM, Canyon Lake RV Resort Mission (956) 580-4545

PLUS Dance, 10:00 AM, Tropic Star RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-5773 $5

Wednesday Burger Fry, 11:30 AM, Chimney Park MHC, LLC Mission (956) 585-5061 $6

Musical Jam , 12:30 PM, Sunshine RV Resort (956) 425-748

Country Music Jam , 1:00 PM, Heritage Square Mission (956) 580-3530

Open Jam Session, 1:00 PM, Bit-O-Heaven RV and MH Resort Donna (603) 396-2786

Riverside Dreamer River Tour , 1:00 PM, Riverside Club Mission (956) 581-4477

Bruce Boudreau, 3:00 PM, Southern Comfort RV Resort Weslaco (956) 968-3140

Karaoke, 3:00 PM, Bluebonnet RV Resort Mission (720) 253-8608

Biscuit/Sausage Gravy & Pancake Supper, 4:30 PM, Big Valley RV Park Donna (956) 464-4159 $7

L ooking for something to do here in the Rio Grande Valley? Our calendar of events has been the go-to source for our retirees to check out the lighter side of the Valley by listing entertainment events, dances, meals, jam sessions, meetings, and even garage sales. For more information on submitting your events and activities, please email calendar@welcomehomergv.com. The deadline for submission is Mondays at 5:00pm. •

Mary Chamberlain & Southern Express, 6:30 PM, Pine to Palm Resort Park Weslaco (956) 968-5760 $8

Dance w/South Texas Ramblers , 7:00

PM, Llano Grande Resort and Golf Club

Mercedes (956) 565-2638 $10

Island’s Holiday Light Show , 7:00 PM, South Padre Island Entertainment District

South Padre Island

Lindley Creek Christmas Show, 7:00 PM, Paradise Resort Estates LLC Pharr (956) 787-1521 $12

Razz Ma Tazz , 7:00 PM, Casa Del Sol

Donna (956) 464-2272

Steven May & The Southern Knights, 7:00 PM, Tip O Texas RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-9959 $8

Valley Symphony Orchestra - Merry & Bright, 7:30 PM, Basilica Of Our Lady of San Juan del Valle San Juan. $18.00 general admission. Craft Show, 8:00 AM, Tropic Winds RV Resort Harlingen (956) 423-4020

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 7, 2023

RGV Woodcarvers , 8:00 AM, Nomad

Shrine Club Pharr (956) 781-1986

All You Can Eat Pancakes, 9:00 AM, The Grove San Juan

Advanced Workshop , 10:00 AM, Tropic Star RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-5773 $5

Country Jam Lunch , 11:00 AM, Siesta Retirement Village Weslaco (956) 969-3740 $8

Country Jam Session , 1:00 PM, Siesta Retirement Village Weslaco (956) 969-3740

Riverside Dreamer River Tour , 1:00 PM, Riverside Club Mission (956) 581-4477

Happy Hour w/Diego & Edith , 3:00 PM, Country Sunshine RV Resort Weslaco (956) 969-1557

Regan James, 3:00 PM, Snow to Sun RV Resort Weslaco (956) 968-0322

Eldorado Acres Supper, 4:30 PM, Eldorado Acres Palmview (956) 581-6718 $8

Big Band Jam , 6:30 PM, La Hacienda

Estates Alamo (254) 449-4568

Church Service , 7:00 PM, Bibleville

Conference Grounds

Island’s Holiday Light Show , 7:00 PM, South Padre Island Entertainment District

ENTERTAINMENT

Llano Grande Event Center

Dec 6 South Texas Ramblers $10 Dances are 7 - 10 pm

Dec 14 Razz Ma Tazz

Dec 18

South Padre Island Razz Ma Tazz, 7:00 PM, Winter Ranch RV Resort Alamo (956) 781-1358

Smokin’ Gun , 7:00 PM, Pine to Palm Resort Park Weslaco (956) 968-5760 $8

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8, 2023

All Park Garage Sale , 8:00 AM, Fiesta Village Mission (956) 585-9264

Craft Fair, 8:00 AM, Bit-O-Heaven RV and MH Resort Donna (603) 396-2786

Garage Sale/Estate Sale , 8:00 AM, Yellow Rose RV Park Yard Sale, 9:00 AM, Kenwood La Feria (956) 797-1851

Double Decker Dave , 12:00 PM, Mission Bell Tradewinds RV Resort Mission (956) 585-4833

Casa Del Sol Country Jam, 12:30 PM, Casa Del Sol Donna (956) 464-2272

Jam Session, 12:30 PM, Tropic Winds RV Resort Harlingen (956) 423-4020

Jam Session, 12:30 PM, Trails End Resort Weslaco (956) 968-5051

Rock & Roll Jam, 12:30 PM, Greengate

- 8 pmDonations

HOUR - 5 - 7 pm

Dec 13Leslie Blasing $10 Christmas Program Noon-9pm

Dec 12

Bar Judy Weaver

- 3 pm with Mercedes High School Dec 19 Christmas Program 2 - 3 pm with Cleckler Heald Elementary Dec 11 8am-Noon Dec 12

8 Event Center

9 8am-Noon

Ticket o ce is open Monday - Friday 9am - 4pm Tickets may be purchased day of event

Grove Palmview (956) 581-1932

Music Jam, 1:00 PM, Split Rail RV Park

Riverside Dreamer River Tour , 1:00 PM, Riverside Club Mission (956) 581-4477

RnR Jam , 1:00 PM, Paradise Resort

Estates LLC Pharr (956) 787-1521

Bruce Boudreau, 3:00 PM, Snow to Sun RV Resort Weslaco (956) 968-0322

Diego & Edith, 3:00 PM, Ranchero Village Senior Resort Park Weslaco (956) 968-6223

Fish Fry, 4:30 PM, Mission West RV Resort Mission (956) 585-5551

Julia Lane Cooper , 5:00 PM, Llano Grande Resort and Golf Club Mercedes (956) 565-2638

Country Jam Session , 5:30 PM, Hidden Valley Ranch Mission (717) 877-8375

Karaoke, 6:00 PM, Tip O Texas RV Resort (956) 787-9959

Mary Chamberlain Christmas Show , 6:00 PM, Enchanted Valley Ranch Mission (956) 519-8597 $8

Christmas Parade and Tree Lighting Festival, 6:30 PM, Downtown Central Park Alamo Big Band & Country Jam, 7:00 PM, Palm Shadows Resort Donna (956) 452-1184

Bruce Bourdeau, 7:00 PM, Eastgate RV Park $9 (956) 423-3137

Curt James, 7:00 PM, Siesta Retirement Village Weslaco (956) 969-3740 $8

Diego & Edith , 7:00 PM, Alamo Rose RV Resort Alamo (956) 783-2600 $8 Island’s Holiday Light Show , 7:00 PM,

South Padre Island Entertainment District

South Padre Island

Lindley Creek Christmas Show, 7:00 PM, Tropic Star RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-5773 $12

Night Howlers , 7:00 PM, Casa Del Sol

Donna (956) 464-2272

Ron Moshier, 7:00 PM, Park Place Estates RV Resort Harlingen (956) 428-4414 $8

Sweetwater , 7:00 PM, Texas Trails RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-6538 $8

Texas Wheels, 7:00 PM, Bit-O-Heaven RV and MH Resort Donna (603) 396-2786 $10

The Fabulous Cruisers, 7:00 PM, Victoria Palms RV Resort Donna (956) 464-7801 $10

Time Machine, 7:00 PM, Bentsen Grove Resort Palmview (956) 585-7011 $10

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 9, 2023

Saturday Breakfast, 7:00 AM, Chimney Park MHC, LLC Mission (956) 585-5061 $6

Saturday Morning Breakfast, 7:00 AM, Eldorado Acres Palmview (956) 581-6718 $4

All Park Garage Sale , 8:00 AM, Fiesta Village Mission (956) 585-9264

Craft Fair, 8:00 AM, Casa Del Valle Alamo (956) 783-5008

Yard Sale, 8:00 AM, Dream Valley

Mission (262) 492-4940

Craft Show , 8:00 AM, Bentsen Grove

Resort Palmview (956) 585-7011

Garage Sale/Estate Sale, 8:00 AM, Yellow Rose RV Park Patio Sale, 8:00 AM, San Juan Gardens

San Juan (956) 781-1082

Patio Sale, 8:00 AM, Llano Grande Resort and Golf Club Mercedes (956) 565-2638

Patio Sale, 8:00 AM, Alamo Rec Veh Park

Alamo (956) 787-8221

Annual Christmas Craft Sale , 9:00 AM, Port Isabel Park Center, LLC Port Isabel (956) 943-7340

Christmas Bazaar, 9:00 AM, Eastgate RV

Park Harlingen (956) 423-3137

Garden Club Speaker, 9:00 AM, Greengate

Grove Mission (956) 581-1932

Holiday Market at the Museum, 10:00 AM, International Museum of Art and Science

McAllen (956) 681-2800 $1

Yard Sale, 9:00 AM, Kenwood La Feria (956) 797-1851

International Festival, 10:00 AM, St. George

Orthodox Church Pharr (956) 781-6114

McAllen Farmers Market, 10:00 AM, McAllen

Public Library McAllen (956) 255-0190

Jam Session Lunch, 11:00 AM, Greengate

Grove Mission (956) 581-1932

Country Jam, 12:30 PM, Greengate Grove

Mission (956) 581-1932

Jam Session, 12:30 PM, Big Valley RV Park

Donna (319) 330-7724

Big Band/Rock & Roll Jam, 1:00 PM, McAllen

Mobile Park McAllen (956) 279-1990

Riverside Dreamer River Tour , 1:00 PM, Riverside Club Mission (956) 581-4477

Harlingen Farmers Market , 3:00 PM, Harlingen Convention and Visitors Bureau

Harlingen (956) 622-5053

Regan James, 3:00 PM, Alamo Rec Veh Park Alamo (918) 527-2655 $7

81st Annual Christmas Parade, 6:00 PM, San Benito CISD San Benito

A Charlie Brown Christmas, 6:00 PM, City of La Feria La Feria

The Lockhart’s, 6:00 PM, Hidden Valley Ranch Mission (956) 580-4477 $8

Burnin’ Ember, 7:00 PM, Snow to Sun RV Resort Weslaco (956) 968-0322 $8

Dance w/DJ David Montelongo , 7:00 PM, Eastgate RV Park Harlingen (956) 423-3137 $5

Dance w/Retro Rockers , 7:00 PM, Country Sunshine RV Resort Weslaco (956) 969-1557 $10

Dance w/Texas Wheels, 7:00 PM, Casa del Valle Alamo (956) 783-5008 $8

Island’s Holiday Light Show , 7:00 PM, South Padre Island Entertainment District South Padre Island

Just Bill , 7:00 PM, Split Rail RV Park (956) 585-8135

Lindley Creek Christmas Show, 7:00 PM, Dream Valley Ranch Mission (956) 519-3339 $10

Razz Ma Tazz, 7:00 PM, Ranchero Village Senior Resort Park Weslaco (956) 968-6223 $5

Ron Moshier, 7:00 PM, Trophy Gardens RV Resort Alamo (956) 787-7717 $8

Snowball Dance w/Vintage, 7:00 PM, Winter Green Estates Mission (712) 240-2801 $8

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DANCE JAM SESSIONS MEALS SALES ENTERTAINMENT & SHOWS

Southern Vibes, 7:00 PM, Paradise Resort

Estates LLC Pharr (956) 787-1521 $10

Steven May & The Southern Knights, 7:00

PM, Southern Comfort RV Resort Weslaco (956) 968-3140 $10

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10, 2023

Bible Study, 9:00 AM, Bibleville Conference Grounds Alamo (956) 787-2024

Chicken Fry Dinners, 10:00 AM, Weslaco Elks Lodge Weslaco (956) 968-7115 $13

South Padre Island Farmers Market, 11:00

AM, The Shores South Padre Island

Art and Craft Bazaar, 12:00 PM, Retama Village Mission (956) 380-6500

Lindley Creek, 1:00 PM, Country Sunshine RV Resort Weslaco (956) 969-1557 $12

PH 2-4 Round Dance Party, 1:30 PM, Tropic Star RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-5773 $5

Steven May & Leon Mann , 1:30 PM, Riverside Club Mission (956) 581-1033

Razz Ma Tazz, 2:00 PM, Bit-O-Heaven RV and MH Resort Donna (603) 396-2786 $5

Sunday Book Club , 2:00 PM, McAllen

Public Library McAllen (956) 681-3000

Ralph Kuster Christmas Show, 6:00 PM, Alamo Palms RV Resort Alamo (956) 787-7571 $10

Island’s Holiday Light Show , 7:00 PM, South Padre Island Entertainment District

South Padre Island

Lindley Creek Christmas Show, 7:00 PM, Greengate Grove Mission (956) 581-1932 $10

Razz Ma Tazz, 7:00 PM, Texas Trails RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-6538 $5

The Chamberlain’s, 7:00 PM, Split Rail RV Park Mission (956) 585-8135 $8

MONDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2023

Craft Show and Park Wide Yard Sale, 8:00 AM, Pleasant Valley Resort Mission (956) 580-2940

Hammered Dulcimer Jam, 9:30 AM, Hidden Valley Ranch Mission (956) 580-4477

Countryside Jam, 1:00 PM, Countryside RV Park Donna (956) 464-3834

Beginner Line Dancing , 1:30 PM, Pharr South Pharr (956) 787-7839 $2

Country Jam, 2:00 PM, River Ranch Resort (956) 748-2286

High Beginner Line Dancing , 2:30 PM, Pharr South Pharr (956) 787-7839 $2

Hamburger Night, 4:30 PM, Mission West

RV Resort Mission (956) 585-5551

Curt James, 7:00 PM, Rio Valley Estates

Weslaco (956) 968-2708 $8

Hidalgo Coin Club Meeting , 7:00 PM, McAllen Chamber of Commerce McAllen (956) 566-3112

Island’s Holiday Light Show , 7:00 PM, South Padre Island Entertainment District

South Padre Island

Razz Ma Tazz, 7:00 PM, Aladdin Villas Mission (956) 581-1288

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 12, 2023

Craft Show, 8:00 AM, Southern Comfort

RV Resort Weslaco (956) 968-3140

Craft Show, 8:00 AM, Winter Ranch RV

Resort Alamo (956) 781-1358

A-2 Dance , 10:00 AM, Tropic Star RV

Resort Pharr (956) 787-5773 $5

Jam Hamburger Lunch, 11:00 AM, Oleander

Acres RV Resort Mission (956) 585-9093

Lunch , 11:30 AM, Paradise Park Inc.

McAllen McAllen (956) 682-8081

Jam Session, 1:00 PM, The Grove San Juan

Jam Session, 1:00 PM, Oleander Acres RV

Resort Mission (956) 585-9093

Jam Session, 1:00 PM, Paradise Park Inc.

McAllen McAllen (956) 682-8081

Bruce Boudreau, 3:00 PM, Park Place Estates

RV Resort Harlingen (956) 428-4414

Curt James, 3:00 PM, Bit-O-Heaven RV and MH Resort Donna (603) 396-2786

Happy Hour w/Julia Cooper , 3:00 PM, Country Sunshine RV Resort Weslaco (956) 969-1557

Steven May, 3:00 PM, Snow to Sun RV

Resort Weslaco (956) 968-0322

Dale & Gayle, 5:00 PM, Canyon Lake RV Resort Mission (956) 580-4545

HH with Judy Weaver , 5:00 PM, Llano

Grande Resort and Golf Club Mercedes (956) 565-2638

Gospel Jam , 5:30 PM, Lamplighter MH Subdivision Palmview (319) 750-2308

Island’s Holiday Light Show , 7:00 PM, South Padre Island Entertainment District South Padre Island

Ron Moshier, 7:00 PM, Victoria Palms RV Resort Donna (956) 464-7801 $10

Southern Express, 7:00 PM, Alamo Rose RV Resort Alamo (956) 783-2600 $7

The Lockhart’s, 7:00 PM, Tropic Star RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-5773 $10

Vance Greek Christmas Show , 7:00 PM, Sunshine RV Resort Harlingen (956) 428-4137 $9

McAllen High Steel Band, 7:30 PM, Tip O Texas RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-9959

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2023

Y-Cook Cafe , 7:00 AM, Bentsen Grove Resort Palmview (956) 585-7011

Craft Sale, 8:00 AM, Split Rail RV Park (956) 585-8135

Craft Show , 8:00 AM, Fiesta Village Mission (956) 585-9264

PLUS Dance, 10:00 AM, Tropic Star RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-5773 $5 Wednesday Burger Fry, 11:30 AM, Chimney Park MHC Mission (956) 585-5061 $6

Musical Jam , 12:30 PM, Sunshine RV Resort (956) 425-7448

Country Music Jam , 1:00 PM, Heritage Square Mission (956) 580-3530

Open Jam Session, 1:00 PM, Bit-O-Heaven RV and MH Resort Donna (603) 396-2786

Riverside Dreamer River Tour, 1:00 PM, Riverside Club Mission (956) 581-4477

Razz Ma Tazz, 2:00 PM, Southern Comfort RV Resort Weslaco (956) 968-3140 $10

DANCE JAM SESSIONS MEALS SALES ENTERTAINMENT & SHOWS

Curt James, 3:00 PM, Southern Comfort RV Resort Weslaco (956) 968-3140

Denim & Lace , 3:00 PM, Leisure World Weslaco (956) 968-8412

Karaoke, 3:00 PM, Bluebonnet RV Resort Mission (720) 253-8608

Social Hour, 3:00 PM, Siesta Retirement Village Weslaco (956) 969-3740

Diego & Edith, 4:00 PM, Bentsen Grove Resort Palmview (956) 585-7011

Biscuit/Sausage Gravy & Pancake Supper, 4:30 PM, Big Valley RV Park Donna (956) 464-4159 $7

Gospel Sing, 6:00 PM, Southern Comfort RV Resort Weslaco (956) 968-3140

Dance w/Leslie Blasing, 7:00 PM, Llano Grande Resort and Golf Club Mercedes (956) 565-2638 $10

Dance w/The Lockharts, 7:00 PM, Mission West RV Resort Mission (956) 585-5551 $8 Island’s Holiday Light Show , 7:00 PM, South Padre Island Entertainment District South Padre Island

Justin Terry, 7:00 PM, Casa Del Sol Donna (956) 464-2272 $8

Lindley Creek Christmas Show, 7:00 PM, Bit-O-Heaven RV and MH Resort Donna (603) 396-2786 $10

Rusty Rierson, 7:00 PM, Paradise Resort Estates LLC Pharr (956) 787-1521 $9

Steven May & The Southern Knights, 7:00 PM, Tip O Texas RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-9959 $8

Rio Grande Valley Texas

December 2023

Dec 12th- SHOW/DANCE-

Mustang Lounge (Weslaco, TX) 3-5pm

Dec 13th- SHOW-

Paradise Resort Estates (Pharr, TX) 7-9pm

Dec 14th- SHOW-

Koenig Winter Park (Donna, TX) 7-9pm

Dec 16th- SHOW/DANCE-

Seawind RV Resort (Riviera, TX) 7-10pm

Dec 17th- SHOW-

Trophy Gardens (Alamo, TX) 7-9pm

Dec 18th- SHOW-

Hidden Valley Ranch (Palmview, TX) 6-8pm

Dec 20th- PRIVATE EVENT

Dec 21st- SHOW-

San Juan Gardens (San Juan, TX) 7-9pm

Dec 22nd- HAPPY HOUR-

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14, 2023

Craft Sale, 8:00 AM, Alamo Rec Veh Park Alamo (956) 787-8221

RGV Woodcarvers, 8:00 AM, Nomad Shrine Club Pharr (956) 781-1986

All You Can Eat Pancakes, 9:00 AM, The Grove San Juan

Advanced Workshop , 10:00 AM, Tropic Star RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-5773 $5

Country Jam Lunch, 11:00 AM, Siesta Retirement Village Weslaco (956) 969-3740 $8

Country Jam Session , 1:00 PM, Siesta

Retirement Village Weslaco (956) 969-3740

Country Jam w/Rusty Rierson , 1:00 PM,

Mission Bell Tradewinds RV Resort Mission (956) 585-4833

Riverside Dreamer River Tour, 1:00 PM, Riverside Club Mission (956) 581-4477

Regan James, 3:00 PM, Snow to Sun RV Resort Weslaco (956) 968-0322

Ron Moshier , 3:00 PM, Pine to Palm Resort Park Weslaco (956) 968-5760

Eldorado Acres Supper, 4:30 PM, Eldorado Acres Palmview (956) 581-6718 $8

Big Band Jam , 6:30 PM, La Hacienda

Estates Alamo (254) 449-4568

Island’s Holiday Light Show , 7:00 PM, South Padre Island Entertainment District

South Padre Island

Razz Ma Tazz, 7:00 PM, Llano Grande Resort and Golf Club Mercedes (956) 565-2638

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2023

Craft & Patio Sale, 8:00 AM, Mission West

RV Resort Mission (956) 585-5551

Area History Talk w/Joe Vidales , 10:00 AM, Llano Grande Resort and Golf Club

Mercedes (956) 565-2638

Double Decker Dave, 12:00 PM, Mission Bell

Tradewinds RV Resort Mission (956) 585-4833

Casa Del Sol Country Jam, 12:30 PM, Casa Del Sol Donna (956) 464-2272

Jam Session, 12:30 PM, Tropic Winds RV Resort Harlingen (956) 423-4020

Jam Session, 12:30 PM, Trails End Resort

Weslaco (956) 968-5051

Rock & Roll Jam, 12:30 PM, Greengate Grove Palmview (956) 581-1932

Music Jam, 1:00 PM, Split Rail RV Park (956) 585-8135

Riverside Dreamer River Tour, 1:00 PM, Riverside Club Mission (956) 581-4477

RnR Jam , 1:00 PM, Paradise Resort

Estates LLC Pharr (956) 787-1521

Bruce Boudreau, 3:00 PM, Snow to Sun RV Resort Weslaco (956) 968-0322

Helen Russell & Company , 3:00 PM, Ranchero Village Senior Resort Park Weslaco (956) 968-6223

Fish Fry, 4:30 PM, Mission West RV Resort Mission (956) 585-5551

Country Jam Session , 5:30 PM, Hidden Valley Ranch Mission (717) 877-8375

Rusty Rierson

Chimney Park (Mission, TX) 4-6pm Rusty Rierson (316) 200-4389 rustrye@gmail.com www.rustyrierson.com For Booking: L.Rice (956) 564-1923txrices@hotmail.com

Clecker Heald Elementary Children’s Choir, 6:00 PM, Rio Valley Estates Weslaco (956) 968-2708 $5

Country Jam, 6:00 PM, Mission Bell Tradewinds RV Resort Mission (956) 585-4833

Friday Night Coin Show, 6:00 PM, McAllen Chamber of Commerce McAllen (956) 566-3112 Karaoke, 6:00 PM, Tip O Texas RV Resort (956) 787-9959

Dale & Gayle , 6:30 PM, Wintergreen Estates Mission (956) 322-7434 $7

Big Band & Country Jam, 7:00 PM, Palm Shadows Resort Donna (956) 452-1184

Dance w/Bruce Boudreau, 7:00 PM, Casa Del Sol Donna (956) 464-2272 $8

Diego & Edith, 7:00 PM, Texas Trails RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-6538

Island’s Holiday Light Show , 7:00 PM, South Padre Island Entertainment District South Padre Island

Justin Terry, 7:00 PM, Tropic Winds RV Resort Harlingen (956) 423-4020

Poison Ivey , 7:00 PM, Tropic Star RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-5773 $10

Southern Harmony, 7:00 PM, Alamo Rose RV Resort Alamo (956) 783-2600 $8

Steven May & The Southern Nights, 7:00 PM, Fiesta Village Mission (956) 5859264 $8

Texas Storm Band, 7:00 PM, Winter Ranch RV Resort Alamo (956) 781-1358 $8

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The Fabulous Cruisers, 7:00 PM, Bit-O-

Heaven RV and MH Resort Donna (603) 396-2786 $12

The Night Howlers , 7:00 PM, Park Place Estates RV Resort Harlingen (956) 428-4414 $8

Vance Greek, 7:00 PM, Eastgate RV Park

Harlingen (956) 423-3137 $8

McAllen Wind Ensemble, 7:30 PM, McAllen

Performing Arts Center McAllen (956) 681-3801

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16, 2023

Saturday Breakfast, 7:00 AM, Chimney Park

MHC, LLC Mission (956) 585-5061 $6

Saturday Morning Breakfast, 7:00 AM, Eldorado Acres Palmview (956) 581-6718 $4

Saturday Morning Pancake Breakfast , 7:30 AM, Sunshine RV Resort

Harlingen (956) 428-4137

Craft Fair, 8:00 AM, Sunshine RV Resort

Harlingen (956) 428-4137

Craft Show for Christmas, 9:00 AM, Tip O

Texas RV Resort Pharr (956) 787-9959

McAllen Farmers Market, 10:00 AM, McAllen

Public Library McAllen (956) 255-0190

Jam Session Lunch, 11:00 AM, Greengate Grove Mission (956) 581-1932

Country Jam, 12:30 PM, Greengate Grove Mission (956) 581-1932

Jam Session, 12:30 PM, Big Valley RV Park

Donna (319) 330-7724

Big Band/Rock & Roll Jam, 1:00 PM, McAllen Mobile Park McAllen (956) 279-1990

Riverside Dreamer River Tour, 1:00 PM, Riverside Club Mission (956) 581-4477

Rock & Roll Jam, 1:00 PM, Chimney Park

MHC, LLC Mission (956) 585-5061

The Jolly Huntsmen, 1:00 PM, Riverside Club Mission (956) 581-1033

Harlingen Farmers Market , 3:00 PM, Harlingen Convention and Visitors Bureau Harlingen (956) 622-5053

Smokin’ Gun , 3:00 PM, Alamo Rec Veh Park Alamo (918) 527-2655 $7

Downtown at Sundown , 6:00 PM, Downtown Harlingen

Dance w/DJ Juan Garza, 7:00 PM, Eastgate RV Park Harlingen (956) 423-3137 $5

Dance w/Jealous Heart, 7:00 PM, Aladdin Villas Mission (956) 581-1288 $9

Dance w/Leslie Blasing , 7:00 PM, Sunshine RV Resort $8

Dance w/Night Howlers , 7:00 PM, Country Sunshine RV Resort Weslaco (956) 969-1557 $9

Dance w/Texas Storm, 7:00 PM, Restful Valley Ranch Mission (956) 519-8650 $9

Dance w/Texas Wheels, 7:00 PM, Casa del Valle Alamo (956) 783-5008 $8

Dance w/The Esquires, 7:00 PM, Enchanted Valley Ranch Mission (956) 519-8597 $9

Dance w/Vintage, 7:00 PM, Leisure Valley Ranch Mission (956) 529-1878

Diego & Edith, 7:00 PM, Siesta Retirement Village Weslaco (956) 969-3740 $8

Island’s Holiday Light Show , 7:00 PM, South Padre Island Entertainment District South Padre Island

Justin Terry Christmas Show , 7:00 PM, Mission West RV Resort Mission (956) 585-5551

Razz Ma Tazz, 7:00 PM, Bentsen Grove Resort Palmview (956) 585-7011

AUTOMOTIVE

Class A Motorhome For Sale 2003

National Tradewinds Class A Motorhome. 39 ft. Excellent condition. 73420 mi. Generator, AC (2) New Batteries, W/D combo. Many Extras. Contact 360-5804149. Alamo, TX $75,500.00 $75000 Perry Clark (360) 580-4149

I’LL PAY CASH.. for your mobile home, travel trailer, park model, fifth wheels. Call Jerry 956-929-3842. “I’LL MAKE YOU A GOOD DEAL!” $ Klaryssa (956) 432-5325

RV Rental No RV? No Problem! We are Excited to Announce That We Are Now Offering On-site RV Rentals to Our Customers. Our RV Rental Units are Permanently set up on Large Lots and Are Move-in Ready. Short and Long-term Rentals Available. Enjoy This Unique Rental Experience Book Your Next Getaway Today! Rentals are 33’ to 37’ Travel Trailers with slides. Floorplans vary. Off-Season In-Season Weekly $900.00* $1100.00* $300.00 * *Additional charges for electricity apply. Prices are valid through Sept. 30th, 2023A $300.00 non-refundable deposit is required when booking. In-Season: October 1st thru March 31stOff Season: April 1st thru September 30th $1100 (956) 585-7630

Very Nice 2018 Rockwood 2604 WS TT - 30’ This 30 foot camper is the perfect size for two people and a pet but it will easily sleep 4. Strengthened rear bumper, upgraded A/C unit to run on 110 $26,996 Gregory Ellis (937) 564-9284

CONDOS & APARTMENTS

Alamo Country Club (55+ Community) Furnished! On golf course! New quartz countertops complement white kitchen cabinets. New plank-style floors. 2Brm/2Baths. Big MBrm. $198,000 Call Tom 651.703.7154 OR shanahan. tom@gmail.com

House & Apartment Rental House: 2 Bedroom, 1 Bathroom, Living room, dining room, garage, laundry room. $50/ day, no electricity charge. Apartment: 1 Bed, 1 Bath, Living Room, laundry room. $25/day, no electricity charge. $350 (956) 585-7630

Turnkey RV Casita Turnkey RV Casita on corner lot. Screened patio area w/furniture & firepit. 10x12 TUFF SHED, Club Car conveys $229,999 Gail Gallagher, TREC797370, (816) 916-5583

LOTS & LAND

Build your Winter get-away! Checkout this 6,250 square foot lot located in Alamo Country Club. $30,000 Curt Riester, TREC771832, MHSLSP00047858, (956) 455-4195

MANUFACTURED HOMES

MOBILE HOME FOR SALE (2 BDRM/2 BATH) 2006 MH located in Rio Valley Estates, Weslaco. 2 bed, 2 bath, large kitchen, bar and table eating areas, spacious living room. Large carport awning with new sun screening and small porch/deck, storage shed. Fully furnished and move in ready. Text or call 830-613-0078. $69,500 cash, no owner finance.

waiting for you. This is going to be a great home for the right handy man. Partially furnished. Schedule your showing today. $10500 Gail Gallagher, TREC797370, MHSLSP00048999, (816) 916-5583

14 x 48 Mini Mobile Home This 14 x 48 mini mobile home is 2 bedroom and 1 bath, fully furnished and move in ready! Sub flooring and indoor flooring replaced, central air conditioning and heat, new laminate flooring and carpet. $18500 Bonnie Dominguez, MHSLSP00045160, (956) 434-6112

Used Manufactured Home 1 Bedroom 1 Bathroom Manufactured Home. This home boasts 840 square feet of living space. 2 double carports and a very large workshop. Central AC/Heat. Comes with some furniture, a refrigerator, stove, washer and dryer stays. This will not last long. $420 (956) 585-4833

MISCELLANEOUS/OTHER

Brothers Innvois 6000D embroidery machine Brothers does it all embroidery machineLots of accessories: arm, hoops, discs, thread, books etc $1500 barbara schuhmacher (612) 282-8052

PARK MODELS

WANTED

Now Hiring - Servers Bartenders and kitchen help. Part-time/full-time, Sundays only. Riverside Club, 214 East Chimney Road, Mission. Call Jennifer (956) 581-1033

Housekeeping General housekeeping duties for resort. Public buildings, restrooms and other duties as required.Application available on website. 956-597-6900, ext 1

NOW Hiring all positions Position available are:Beverage cart attendant- Part timeCart attendant- Part timeCook- Part timeMaintenance- Full time 956-336-0905

Heart of the Valley Farmers Market Vendor The Heart of the Valley Farmers Market is looking for Winter Texan vendors for their monthly farmers market in Donna. Email donnafmmarket@gmail.com Landscaping, housekeeping Work Campers needed in landscaping and housekeeping areas 956-585-0541

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Efficiency Apartment for rent One bedroom w/queen bed, one bath (shower no tub). Fully furnished just bring clothes. Wifi is available $. Heated pool, shuffleboard, rec. hall with planned activities ie. cards meals etc. $1,000 (989) 426-0645

HOMES

Permanent Home/Rental Lot in Donna Seniors! Large kitchen, 1.5 baths, huge closets, leisure room, 2 car off street parking, washer and dryer in Donna. $8,900 Call 918-232-5484 or 816-6177999. $8900 Richard 816-617-7999

Enchanted Valley Ranch, Mission Check out this whopping 1,968 sqft, fully furnished, 2-bedroom 2-bathroom home. $255900 Heather Escobedo, TREC686290, MHSLSP00048506, (956) 271-3683

Wrap around Porch Park Models COME SEE OUR NEW PARK MODEL TOUR HOMES FOR SALE. River Bend Resort & Golf Club in Brownsville call Carol Kerr Welch, TREC540183, MHSLSP00048089 956-900-8487

Sunset Palms RV & MH Park A MUST SEE! Brand New 2 bed 2 bath 2022 Legacy Home (1050 sqft per Mfr Specs). Active, gated 55+ community of Sunset Palms RV & MH Park. Gail Gallagher, TREC797370, MHSLSP00048999, (816) 916-5583

$94,900

Adobe Wells, McAllen BACK ON MARKET! Spacious 2 bed/2 bath home has 1278 sqft and features large primary w/ private bath. Spacious living room with nice front bay windows. Large Texas Room PLUS separate workshop/storage area! Assumable VA loan for qualified buyers! $89000 Curt Riester, TREC771832, MHSLSP00047858, (956) 455-4195

14x52 Mobile Home For Sale Countryside MH Park, 55+ community in Donna. 2-bdrm, 1-bath. Recently remodeled doors, windows, flooring and new water lines. Exterior painted, insulated underbelly. Includes carport and 10x13 shed. $40,000 (641)2955063 or (956) 464-3834 $40000

Texan Mobile Park This 1 bed, 1 Bath (1972) 12X46 Skyline Waco Buddy is

Split Rail RV Park & Resort 1 Bdrm , 1 Bath 1985 Carri Lite Park Model with Texas Room, Car Port & Shed gives you 924 sq. ft. of living space. Unit comes with two A/C units, new Refrigerator & Stove. Split Rail RV Park. $12000 Gail Gallagher, TREC797370, MHSLSP00048999, (816) 916-5583

Alamo Palms RV Resort Beautiful , 1 bed/1bath with Texas Room and separate laundry room. New gas stove, new seamless gutters, and it’s FULLY FURNISHED and in immaculate condition! ALAMO PALMS $38500 Curt Riester, TREC771832, MHSLSP00047858, (956) 455-4195

RV LOTS & SITES

Lamplighter Mobile Park, Palmview Listing includes two lots with a combined Sqft of 3,995, utility room, storage shed, two carports, and even an RV port! $54900 Heather Escobedo, TREC686290, MHSLSP00048506, (956) 271-3683

SERVICES

Repair RV 4

Button Thermostat or Aqua Hot Controller Repair service for Dometic 4 Button Thermostat or Webasto Controller box. CALL Jim at 308-440-5154 to discuss. www.FrerichsElectronics.com $ Jim Frerichs 308-440-5154

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