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FRIDAY JANUARY 24

Prime7

5:30 Seven Early News 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 Dr Oz (PG) 10:00 That ‘70s Show (PG) 10:30 World’s Strictest Parents: Botswana (PG d,l) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Bring It On: In It To Win It” (PG s,l) (’07) Stars: Ashley Benson 2:00 SlideShow (PG) 3:00 2014 Australian Open: Highlights 4:00 2014 Australian Open: Day 12 5:30 Program To Be Advised 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 2014 Australian Open: Night 12 *Live* – Hosted by Matt White and Hamish McLachlan. 10:30 Friday Late Movie: “Ghost Town” (M l) (’08) Stars: Ricky Gervais & Tea Leoni 12:30 Harry’s Practice [s] 1:00 Home Shopping 8:30 America’s Court (PG) 9:00 Home And 7TWO Away 9:30 Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Coronation St (PG) 10:30 Beautiful Homes And Great Estates 11:00 Route 66 (PG) 12:00 Naked City (PG v,a) 12:30 Movie: “The Facts Of Life” (PG a) (’60) 2:45 Movie: “I Could Go On Singing” (PG l) (’63) 5:00 Shortland Street 6:00 2014 Australian Open 7:00 Seven News 7:30 Doc Martin (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Secret Location (PG) 10:30 The New Reclaimers 11:30 Downsize Me 12:30 Movie: “Great Day” (PG a) (’46) 2:00 America’s Court 2:30 Beautiful Homes

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5:30 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 Extra [s] 1:30 One Day Series: Australia v England – Afternoon Session *Live* – From the WACA, Perth. 6:00 National News [s] 6:15 WIN News [s]’ 6:30 One Day Series: Australia v England – Evening Session *Live* – From the WACA, Perth. 10:00 Santos Tour Downunder Highlights 11:00 Late Night Movie: “Assassins” (M v,l) (’95) Stars: Sylvester Stallone & Antonio Banderas 1:40 WIN News Late Edition [s] 1:55 Movie: “Hooper” (M s,l) (’78) Stars: Burt Reynold 3:30 Adventures In Rainbow Country 4:00 Extra [s] 4:30 Good Morning America Children’s Programs 10:30 The Shak 11:00 GO! 6:00 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 11:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Max Steel (PG) 4:00 Batman (PG) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Movie: “The Pink Panther” (PG l,s,v) (’06) 7:30 Movie: “Funny Farm” (PG l) (’88) Stars: Chevy Chase 9:30 Movie: “Spies Like Us” (PG v,s) (’85) Stars: Martin Sheen 11:30 Beware The Batman (M) 12:00 Batman: Gotham Knight (M v) 1:30 MAD (M) 2:00 TMZ Live 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG l,s) 1:00 The Doctors (PG mp) [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Good Chef, Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project Encore [s] 7:30 This Is My Australia [s] 8:30 Program To Be Advised 11:00 Blue Bloods: Model Behaviour (M) [s] – Danny and Jackie investigate the cutthroat world of fashion after a model and a reporter both collapse at a fashion show.12:00 The Project [s] 1:00 Late Show - David Letterman (PG) 6:00 Xtreme Storm 6:30 Dirty Weekend 7:00 ONE Wild Racers 7:30 Omnisport 8:00 NFL America’s Game 9:00 Cricket: Hobart Hurricanes v Brisbane Heat 12:30 Omnisport 1:00 Golf Getaway 1:30 Alby Mangels 2:30 Lumberjacks 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG s) 4:00 Get Smart (PG) 4:30 Cops (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG d) 7:30 Megafactories 8:30 COPS (M v) 9:30 Basketball: NBL Championship 11:30 The League (MA15+s) 12:00 Undercover Boss (PG) 1:00 Frontiers Of Construction 2:00 The Sketch Show

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Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today WIN 6:00 - Saturday 10:00 Mornings - Summer (PG) TEN

9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (PG) 12:00 Xena - Warrior Princess (PG) 1:00 Motor Mate 3:30 Dream Car Garage 4:30 Seinfeld (PG) 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Mythbusters: Vacuum Toilet / Biscuit Bullet / Falling Lawyer / James Bond Special - Electromagnetic Watch (PG) 8:30 Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan (PG v,a) 9:30 1000 Ways To Die: Death Be Not Stupid (MA15+ v,s,a) 11:30 Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men (MA15+ v,l) 12:30 Jersey Shore (M) 1:30 Motor Mate (PG) 4:00 Dream Car Garage 5:00 Pimp My Ride (PG)

SATURDAY JANUARY 25

6:00 Home Shopping [s] 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 Dr Oz (PG) 11:00 Disney TV Features (PG) 1:00 Formal Wars (PG) 2:00 SlideShow (PG) 3:00 2014 Australian Open: Highlights 5:00 New Zealand On A Plate: Canterbury [s] 5:30 Highway Patrol [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 2014 Australian Open 2014: Night 13 - Woman’s Final PreShow 7:30 2014 Australian Open: Night 13: Woman’s Final *Live 10:30 World’s Wildest Police Videos (M v) [s] 11:30 That ‘70s Show (PG) 12:00 Parks And Recreation [s] 12:30 Up All Night (PG) 1:00 Late Movie: “Mexico City” (MA15+v,d,l) (’07) Stars: Stacy Edwards 3:00 Home Shopping

6:00 Friends 6:30 Skippy 7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Homes From Hell (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Surfing The Menu (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (PG) 1:00 Domestic Blitz (PG) 2:00 2014 Santos Tour Downunder 4:00 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:00 One Day Series - Australia v England 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 Movie: “A Fish Called Wanda” (M l,s) (’88) 10:45 Movie: “All The President’s Men” (M l) (’78) Stars: Robert Redford 1:30 Movie: “Ice Cold In Alex” (PG v,a) (’58)

11:30 Santos Tour Downunder 4:00 The New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) 4:30 Customs (PG) 5:00 News: First At Five 5:30 Fishing Australia 6:00 National News - Saturday [s] 7:00 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos (PG) . 7:30 Movie: “Fantastic Mr Fox” (PG l,v) (’09) Stars: Owen Wilson 9:15 Saturday Movie: “Passenger 57” (M v,l) (’92) Stars: Wesley Snipes & Elizabeth Hurley 11:00 Santos Tour Downunder Highlights 12:00 Late Late Movie: “The Deer Hunter” (MA15+v,a,l) (’78) Stars: Robert De Niro 3:25 Music Special: Delta Goodrem 3:35 Extra [s] 4:05 Danoz

The Crocodile Hunter 11:30 The GO! 7TWO 11:00 Travel Bug 12:30 Creek To Coast 1:00 Queensland Weekender 1:30 Sydney Weekender 2:00 Time Of My Life: Two Of Us (PG) 3:00 North (PG) 3:30 All 4 Adventure 4:30 Globe Guides 5:00 The Great Australian Doorstep 5:30 Going Bush (PG) 6:00 Neighbours at War (PG) 6:30 Coastwatch 7:00 SCU: Serious Crash Unit (PG) 7:30 Cities Of The Underworld 8:30 The Border (PG) 9:30 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (MA15+ v) 11:30 Secrets Of War (M) 12:30 Movie: “Action In Arabia” (PG v) 2:00 The World Around Us

7MATE

8:00 Home Shopping 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Hercules (PG v) 12:00 BCF (PG) 2:30 Shannons Supercar Showdown 3:00 Search & Restore 3:30 Jesse James Is A Dead Man (PG a,l) 4:30 Special: Outlaw Nitro Funny Cars 5:00 Xtreme 4x4 5:30 Muscle Car 6:00 Horsepower TV 6:30 Ultimate Factories (PG) 7:30 Supersize Grime 8:30 World’s Worst Tenants (M) 9:30 1000 Ways To Die (MA15+ d,a) 10:30 The Legends Football League 12:00 Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men (MA15+ l) 1:00 Swords: Life On The Line (PG) 2:00 Marine Machines 3:00 Hook Line and Sinker

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6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Batman: The Brave And The Bold (PG v) 11:00 Flea Bitten 11:30 Pyramid 12:00 Kitchen Whiz 12:30 Power Rangers (PG v) 1:00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 Fishing Australia 2:30 Itunes Specials 3:00 Bachelor Pad (PG l,s) 5:00 Sullivan & Son (PG) 6:00 Movie: “Batman Forever” (PG v) (’95) Stars: Val Kilmer & Nicole Kidman 8:30 Movie: “The Last Samurai” (M v) (’03) Stars: Tom Cruise & Ken Watanabe 11:30 Criss Angel Mindfreak (M v) 12:30 Nikita (MA15+ v) 1:30 Fringe (M) 3:30 The Catalina (M) 4:300 MAD (M)

GEM

6:00 Movie: “The Captive Heart” (PG) (’46) 8:00 TV Shop 9:30 Pete Murray 9:45 Antiques Roadshow 10:45 Movie: “Please Turn Over” (PG s) (’60) 12:35 Postcards Summer 1:05 Movie: “The Swarm” (PG h) (’78) Stars: Michael Caine 4:15 Movie: “The Wings Of Eagles” (G) (’57) Stars: Maureen O’Hara 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v) 9:30 CSI: NY (M v) 11:30 Southland (MA15+ v,l) 12:20 Movie: “The Wings Of Eagles” (G) (’57) 2:25 Movie: “The Swarm” (PG h) (’78) 5:30 Adventures In Rainbow Country

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9:30 Wurrawhy 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Star Trek - Voyager (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek - Next Generation(PG) 2:00 Sabrina (PG) 2:30 Frasier 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG a) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 American Idol (PG) 8:30 Glee (M a) 9:30 Wonderland (M s) 10:30 Mobbed (M) 11:30 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 Sabrina (PG)

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Catalyst [s] 10:30 Michael Palin’s Brazil (PG) [s] 11:30 My Family [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 One Plus One [s] 1:00 Land Girls (PG) [s] 2:45 Flickerfest 2011: The Girl Who Swallowed Bees (PG) 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:05 Grand Designs: The Victorian Threshing Barn: Surrey [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 QI: Flotsam (PG) [s] 8:30 Death In Paradise (PG) [s] – Carnival comes to SaintMarie. 9:30 Case Sensitive: The Other Half Lives (M l,v) [s] 10:20 ABC News: Late Edition [s] 10:30 Hustle (PG) [s] 11:35 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG) 4:25 Penelope 4:30 Play School 5:05 Bananas ABC2 In Pyjamas 5:20 Rob The Robot 5:45 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specs (PG) 7:30 The Best Of River Monsters (PG) 8:30 Confessions Of A Wedding Planner 9:30 Unsafe Sex In The City (MA15+l,s) 10:25 Dumb, Drunk & Racist (MA15+l,n) 11:20 Bad Education (M s) 11:30 Arrested Development 11:50 Hepburn 12:20 Bad Education (M s) 12:50 Spaced 1:10 Green Wing (M a,l,s) 1:20 Spaced 2:10 Like A Version 2:15 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Total Drama Action 12:45 Rated A For Awesome 1:00 Dex Hamilton: Alien Entomologist 1:30 YooHoo & Friends 1:45 Total Drama Island 2:10 The High Fructose Adventures 2:25 Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion 3:05 The Wannabes 3:30 The Sleepover Club 4:05 Dennis & Gnasher 4:45 Kid Vs Kat 5:00 Fleabag Monkeyface 5:40 Wolverine And The X-Men 6:05 Life With Boys 6:35 Detentionaire 7:00 Horrible Histories (PG) 7:30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 7:55 The High Fructose Adventures 8:05 Nowhere Boys (PG) 8:35 Good Game SP

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5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Behind the Front Door (PG) [s] 1:30 Inspector Rex: Tango Assassin (PG) 2:30 NITV News In Review 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village 6:00 Grand Tours of Scotland: Wish You Were Here 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Town With Nicholas Crane: Enniskillen (PG) 8:35 David Starkey’s Music & Monarchy: Great British Music [s] 9:40 As It Happened Doomsday: The Fall of Man (PG a) 10:35 World News Australia [s] 11:10 Romantic Comedy Movie: “Talk To Me About Love” (M a,l,s) (’08) (In Italian) 1:15 Inspector Montalbano: Paper Moon (M v,a,l) (In Italian) Worldwatch News (All day) 4:00 SBS 2 5:00 Bang Goes The Theory: Canyonland (PG) 4:30 Survivorman (PG) 5:20 Iron Chef 6:05 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:30 A-League Live - Round 16: Brisbane Roar V Wellington Phoenix 10:40 Shot By Kern (MA15+ s,n,a) – Richard Kern, best known for his images of scantily-clad, amateur models, travels around the globe to interview and shoot hundreds of women 11:10 Orphan Black: Variation Under Nature (M s,a) 12:00 South Park: The Ring (MA15+) 12:25 Comedy Series: Facejacker (M l) 12:55 SBS PopAsia (PG) 2:55 Weatherwatch Overnight

ABC 24

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 10:00 ABC News Mornings 2:30 State To State 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 Retrospect 7:00 ABC News 7:30 The World This Week 8:00 News Exchange 8:32 One Plus One 9:00 The World 10:00 ABC News 10:02 The Drum 10:45 Retrospect 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Australia Network News 12:00 ABC News 12:30 7.30 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Big Ideas 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 One Plus One 4:00 BBC News 4:30 BBC Focus On Africa 5:00 Al Jazeera Newshour

rage (G) 10:30 rage (PG) 11:30 My FamABC 6:00 ily: Dutch Art And Dutch Courage [s] 12:00 SBS

Agatha Christie’s Seven Dials Mystery (PG) 2:15 Miss South Sudan Australia [s] 3:00 Basketball: WNBL: Rnd 16: Dandenong play Adelaide 5:05 Nature’s Miracle Babies: Islands 6:00 Australian Of The Year (PG) 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Cliffy (PG) [s] – Kevin Harrington stars as Cliffy in the remarkable story of our most unlikely sporting hero who shuffled his way into our hearts. 9:05 The Mystery Of Agatha Christie With David Suchet (PG) [s] 9:55 Silent Witness: Lost: Part 2 (M v) [s] 10:55 rage Goes Retro (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Salome (PG) 2:55 Ice Music: The Sound of the North 3:25 In Mondrian’s Studio (PG) 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Ned’s Head (PG) 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 An Original Duckumentary [s] 8:30 Living With The Amish (M l) [s] 9:30 Martial Arts Movie: “Shaolin” (MA15+ v) (’11) – Set in the early 20th century, China is plunged into strife as feuding warlords fight to expand their power. (In Mandarin and Cantonese) 11:55 Action Adventure Movie: “Largo Winch” (MA15+ v) (’08) (In French & Croatian) 1:55 Drama Movie: “Breakfast On Pluto” (MA15+v,l) (’06) (From the UK) 4:10 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 National Football League 12:30 Omnisport 1:00 World Series Sprintcars 2:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 3:00 Get Smart 3:30 Cops (PG) 4:00 Driving Wars (PG) 5:00 Megafactories: Lotus 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Trick My Truck (PG) 7:30 Frontiers Of Construction 8:30 Law & Order: SVU (M a) 9:30 Bellator MMA (M v,l) 11:30 48 Hours 12:30 Ross Kemp: Back On The Frontline (M l,a) 1:30 Python Hunters 2:30 Dangerous Drives 3:30 Lumberjacks 4:00 Omnisport 4:30 Football: 500 Great Goals 5:00 NFL America’s Game

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7:30 Vic The Viking 8:00 Totally Wild 8:30 Me & My Monsters 9:00 Toasted TV 9:05 The Loop (PG v,l,d,s) 11:35 Happy Days (PG) 12:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 The Choice (PG s) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 6:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:00 Saturday Night Takeaway (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Star Trek lll: The Seach For Spock” (PG) (’84) 10:40 In Plain Sight (M v) 11:40 The Loop (PG) 2:10 Star Trek 4:10 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 4:35 Everybody Loves Raymond

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ABC 24

6:00 Forest Designs [s] 7:00 ET’s Fishing Classics 8:00 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:00 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 Tour The World [s] 12:00 The Doctors (PG) [s] 1:00 Broad Horizons - Australia’s Icons [s] 2:00 Escape With ET 3:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 4:00 It’s A Lifestyle TV [s] 4:30 A Taste of Travel 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 The Simpsons (PG) [s] 6:30 Last Man Standing (PG s) [s] 7:00 Cricket: KFC T20 Big Bash League: Game31 - Sydney Thunder V Sydney Sixers *Live 10:30 Movie: “Unstoppable” (M l) (’10) Stars: Denzel Washington & Chris Pine 12:30 48 Hours (M a) 1:30 Infomercials (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping (PG) 4:30 Religious Programs (PG)

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6:00 Children’s Programs 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:20 Charlie And Lola 5:45 Ben & Holly 6:00 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks And Specs (PG) 7:30 Filthy Cities: Industrial New York (PG) 8:30 Mad Bastards 10:05 Peep Show (MA15+ a,n,s) 10:30 Dumb, Drunk And Racist (M l) 11:30 Arrested Development: Public Relations / Marta Complex (PG) 1:20 The True Story: Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (PG) 12:45 The True Story: Braveheart (PG) 2:05 Like A Version 2:10 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion 10:55 Rocket Power 11:20 The Super Hero Squad Show 11:45 Star Wars: The Clone Wars 1:40 Erky Perky 2:15 Tracey McBean 2:30 a gURLs wURLd 2:55 The Sleepover Club 3:25 Stoked 3:55 The High Fructose Adventures 4:10 The Beach Soccer Smackdown! 4:35 Steam Punks! 5:00 Total Drama All Stars 5:25 Horrible Histories 5:55 You’re Skitting Me 6:25 M.I. High 6:50 Conspiracy 365 (PG) 7:45 Deltora Quest 8:10 Ouran High School Host Club (PG) 8:30 Vampire Knight: Crimson Chains (PG)

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 1:05 ALeague: Rnd 16 3:05 World B-Boy Championships 3:30 Football Freestyler: Brazil 4:00 Kung Fu Changed My Life (PG) 4:55 Departures (PG a) 6:00 Urban Freestyler 6:05 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience (PG) 6:40 American Ninja Warrior 7:30 Bare-Faced Cheek (PG) 8:35 RuPaul’s Drag Race (M s,l) 9:30 Vikings (MA15+ v) 10:20 Shameless (MA15+s,v,d) 11:15 Benidorm Bastards (PG) 11:40 Shorts On Screen (M) 12:15 Movie: “Torrente 3: The Protector” (MA15+ s,v,a) (From Spain, in Spanish) 2:00 Weatherwatch 8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:45 Retrospect 1:02 Media Masterclass 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Big Ideas 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Saturday Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 The World This Week 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 Australian Of The Year 6:30 ABC News Update 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 Big Ideas Sampler 9:00 ABC News 9:32 Saturday Landline 10:00 ABC News 10:32 The World This Week 11:02 The Team That Never Played 12:02 Big Ideas (PG) 1:00 BBC World News 1:30 State To State

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6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 Dr Oz: Weird Reasons You’re So Tired (PG) [s] 11:00 That ‘70s Show (PG) [s] 12:00 World’s Strictest Parents (PG l) 1:00 Sunday Afternoon Movie: “Skyrunners” (PG v,a) (’09) Stars: Conrad Coates 3:00 Seven Network Sport 2014 (PG) – Rolex Spirit of Yachting - Sydney Hobart Yacht Race 2013 3:30 SlideShow (PG) 4:30 Better Homes And Gardens [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 2014 Australian Open: Night 14 – *Men’s Final Pre-Show. 7:30 2014 Australian Open: Night 14 - Men’s Final *Live – Only one man can take home the first Grand Slam of 2014 10:30 Program To Be Advised 12:45 Special: Backyard Killers 2:00 Home Shopping 8:30 Home Shopping 9:30 Coastal Kitchen 7TWO 10:00 The People’s Cookbook 11:00 Heaven’s Kitchen At Large 12:00 Barry Humphries’ Flashbacks (PG) 4:00 2014 Australian Open - Day 14 Live coverage of the Grand Slam of Asia-Pacific, the Australian Open 6:00 Motorway Patrol (PG) 6:30 Seconds From Disaster (PG a,v) 7:30 The Border (PG) 8:00 Wild Vets 8:30 Escape To The Country 10:30 Homes Under The Hammer 11:45 Revenge (M s,d) 12:45 The Edible Garden 1:30 James Martin Digs Deep 1:45 The People’s Cookbook

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6:00 Religious Programs 7:00 Fishin’ Trip 7:30 Good Chef Bad Chef 8:30 Studio 10: Sunday 10:00 Studio 10: Sunday Extra (PG) 11:00 Places We Go With Jennifer Adams 12:00 Program To Be Advised 2:00 Basketball: NBL Championship 2013/14 - Round 15: Sydney Kings V Adelaide 36ers *Live 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 Keepers of the Flame (PG) 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family (PG) 6:30 The Biggest Loser: Challenge Australia (PG l) 7:30 Movie: “Rio” (G) (’11) With the voices of: Leslie Mann, Jesse Eisenberg & Jamie Foxx. 9:30 The Graham Norton Show (M) 10:30 Movie: “Cyrus” (M s,l,a) (’10) Stars: John C. Reilly 12:25 48 Hours (M) 1:00 Infomercial / Home Shopping (PG) 6:00 Rugby Classic Matches 8:00 Sport Science ONE 9:00 Escape With ET 10:00 Cricket: Sydney Thunder v Sydney Sixers 1:30 Omnisport 2:00 Driving Wars 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Adventure Angler 4:30 Outback Wrangler 5:00 Golf Getaway 5:30 Temporary Australians 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Wild Racers 7:00 Shred! 7:30 Extreme Fishing (PG) 8:30 Undercover Boss Australia (PG) 9:30 Movie: “A Civil Action” (M l,a) (’98) 11:50 Hell’s Kitchen (M l) 12:50 Ross Kemp: Back On The Frontline (MA15+ v) 1:50 Shred 2:20 Trick My Truck

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6:00 Today *Live* [s] 9:30 Mornings - SumWIN mer (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] TEN

SUNDAY JANUARY 26

6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 Cybershack (PG) 10:30 Program To Be Advised 11:30 Kellogg’s Nutri-grain Ironman Series Round 2 *Live 1:30 One Day Series: Australia v England Afternoon Session *Live* – From the Adelaide Oval. 6:00 National News Sunday [s] 6:30 One Day Series: Australia v England Evening Session *Live* – From the Adelaide Oval.. 10:00 2014 Santos Tour Down Under 10:30 The Wildlife Boy (PG) 11:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Lover's Lanes (M v) 12:00 What Would You Do? (M) 1:00 Who Gets The Last Laugh? (M l) 1:30 Spyforce: The District Commissioner (PG) 2:00 20/20 [s] 3:00 Sullivan & Son 3:30 Danoz 4:00 Good Morning America [s] 6:00 Children’s Programs 11:30 Max Steel (PG GO! v) 12:30 Power Rangers Megaforce (PG) 1:00 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 1:30 Tv Shop 2:00 Itunes Specials (PG) 3:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 5:00 Sullivan & Son (PG) 5:30 Teen Mom 2 (PG l) 6:30 Teen Mom 2 (PG l) 7:30 The Middle (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory: The Nerdvana Annihilation / The Pork Chop Indeterminacy (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior” (MA15+ v) (’81) 11:30 Itunes Specials (PG) 12:30 Teen Mom 2 (PG l) 2:30 Fringe: Transilience Thought Unifier Model-11 (PG v) 4:30 The Middle (PG) 4:50 Winx Club (PG v)

9:30 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (PG) 10:30 Xena - Warrior Princess (PG v,h) 11:30 Search4hurt 12:30 Big Australia 1:30 Wonders Of The World (PG) 2:30 Monster Nation (PG) 3:30 Engineering Connections (PG) 4:30 Extreme Engineering 5:30 Kings Of Construction 6:30 High Tech Rednecks (PG) 7:30 World’s Deadliest Roads (PG) 8:30 America’s Hardest Prisons (M) 9:30 Movie: “Aeon Flux” (M v) (’05) Stars: Charlize Theron 11:30 Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men (MA15+ l) 12:30 Is It Real? (PG) 1:30 Wonders Of The World (PG) 2:30 Monster Nation (PG)

MONDAY JANUARY 27

5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Serendipity” (PG s,l) (’01) – A couple leave fate to decide their future. Stars: John Cusack And Kate Beckinsale2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Program To Be Advised 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Program To Be Advised 12:15 Celebrity Juice (MA15+s) [s] – Keith Lemon presents the celebrity panel quiz show and is joined by team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton. 1:00 Home Shopping

6:00 TV Shop 6:30 Movie: “The Picasso Summer” (PG a) (’69) Stars: Albert Finney & Yvette Mimieux 8:30 TV Shop 10:00 Adventures In Rainbow Country 10:30 Antiques Roadshow 11:30 Explore Japan (PG) 12:30 2014 Santos Tour Downunder 3:30 To The Manor Born 4:00 Movie: “The Picasso Summer” (PG v,s) (’59) Stars: Frank Sinatra & Steve McQueen 6:30 The Taste (PG) 7:30 The Great British Bake Off 8:40 Movie: “Presumed Innocent” (M l,s,v) (’90) Stars: Harrison Ford 11:10 Movie: “Westworld” (M v) (’59) Stars: Yul Brynner 1:00 Seaway (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 Who Do You Think You Are? Helen Hunt (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 National Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 National News [s] 7:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 The Block: Fans V Faves (PG v) 8:30 Movie: “The Blind Side” (PG l,v,d) (’09) Stars: Sandra Bullock & Tim McGraw 11:10 Partners: Troubled Water (PG s) 11:40 Extra 12:00 WIN News Late Edition [s] 1:00 Oh Sit! (PG) – A high-stakes, musical chairs competition. 2:00 The Avengers: Dead Man’s Treasure (PG) 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s]

Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Coronation St GO! 7TWO 9:30 (PG) 10:30 Beautiful Homes And Great Estates 11:00 Route 66 (PG) 12:00 Movie: “How To Murder Your Wife” (PG) (’65) 2:40 Movie: “Love Is A Ball” (G) (’63) 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation Street 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 Mighty Planes: Airbus A380 8:30 Mrs. Brown’s Boys (M l) 9:10 Vicious (PG) 9:40 Mrs. Brown’s Boys (M l) 10:20 Citizen Khan (PG) 11:45 Between The Lines (M s,n,a) 12:45 America’s Court With Judge Ross (PG) 1:15 Beautiful Homes And Great Estates

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Power Rangers 11:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 12:00 Extra (PG) 12:30 Teen Mom 2 (PG l) 2:30 The Middle (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Max Steel (PG) 4:00 Batman (PG v) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Suburgatory (PG) 6:00 Auction Hunters 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Auction Hunters 8:00 Toy Hunters 8:30 Top Gear (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Double Impact” (MA15+ v,l,s) (’91) 11:40 Nikita (MA15+ v) 12:30 Sullivan & Son (M) 1:00 Impractical Jokers (M) 1:30 MAD (M) 2:00 TMZ

9:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Get Ace 11:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 12:00 Dancing On Ice (PG) 2:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 2:30 Neighbours 5:00 The Choice (PG s) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 The Simpsons 7:00 Futurama (PG) 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 Movie: “An Officer And A Gentleman” (M v,s,l) (’82) 11:05 Sex And The City (MA15+ l,s) 12:15 Wilfred (MA15+ d) 12:45 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 1:35 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle 2:00 7th Heaven (PG)

TUESDAY JANUARY 28

Homes And Great Estates 11:00 Route 66 (PG) 12:00 Naked City (PG) 12:40 Movie: “All The King’s Men” (PG v,a) (’49) 3:10 Movie: “Haunted Honeymoon” (PG v,h) (’86) 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation Street 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 When Weather Changed History (PG) 8:30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 10:40 I Shouldn’t Be Alive (M) 11:40 World’s Toughest Fixes (PG) 12:45 Movie: “All The King’s Men” (PG v,a) (’49) 3:00 Route 66 (PG)

7MATE

8:00 Pair Of Kings 8:30 Shake It Up 9:00 NBC Today (PG) 11:00 Hercules: Legendary Journeys (PG) 12:00 Xena - Warrior Princess (PG) 1:00 Motor Mate 3:30 Dream Car Garage 4:30 Seinfeld (PG) 5:30 Cash Cowboys (PG) 6:30 Australia Smashes Guinness World Records 7:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 7:30 American Dad (PG) 8:30 Family Guy (M) 9:00 American Dad (M) 9:30 Family Guy (M) 10:30 American Dad (M) 11:30 Sportsfan Clubhouse 12:30 Jersey Shore (M) 1:30 Is It Real?: Stigmata (M) 2:30 Motor Mate 5:00 Dream Car Garage

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 The Shak 11:00 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 11:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 Auction Hunters 3:00 Extra 3:30 Max Steel (PG) 4:00 Batman (PG v) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Suburgatory (PG) 6:00 Auction Hunters 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 The Bachelorette (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Malice” (M) (’93) Stars: Alec Baldwin 11:40 Nikita (MA15+ v) 12:30 Sullivan & Son (M) 1:00 Impractical Jokers (M l,s) 1:30 MAD (M) 2:00 TMZ

GEM

6:00 Friends 6:30 Skippy 7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Super Nanny USA (PG a) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Surfing The Menu (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “The Iron Maiden” (G) (’62) Stars: Michael Craig 2:00 Surfing The Menu (PG) 2:30 16 Kids & Counting (PG) 3:30 RBT (PG) 4:00 Rapid Response (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 RBT (PG) 8:30 In Their Footsteps (PG) 9:30 Silent Witness: Divided Loyalties (MA15+mp,v,d) 11:50 Prime Suspect (M v) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

8:00 Weekend Breakfast 10:00 Australia Day Flag Raising 11:30 One Plus One 12:00 ABC News 12:45 Retrospect 1:02 Big Ideas 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Inside Edge 3:00 ABC News 3:32 The World This Week 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Compass 5:00 ABC News 5:32 State To State 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Australian Story 7:00 ABC News 7:32 Murray Darling Forum 8:32 Inside Edge 9:00 ABC News 9:32 One Plus One 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Big Ideas 11:02 Best Of Landline 12:02 The World This Week 12:30 Compass 1:00 BBC World News 1:30 State To State 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Catalyst [s] ABC 10:30 On A Wing And A Prayer [s] 11:30 My SBS

ONE

ABC2

SBS 2

6:00 Basketball: NBL 8:00 Omnisport 8:30 NFL 11:30 Golf Getaway 12:00 Omnisport 12:30 Shred 1:00 Keepers Of The Flame 1:30 Alby Mangels Adventure Bound (PG) 2:30 Lumberjacks 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG s) 4:00 Extreme Fishing 5:00 Big Angry Fish 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 Undercover Boss (PG) 8:00 American Digger (PG s,l) 8:30 True Justice (M) 9:30 Movie: “Shaft” (MA15+ v,l) (’00) 11:35 48 Hours (M) 12:35 Bellator MMA (M v) 2:35 Ross Kemp: Back On The Frontline (MA15+ v) 3:35 Omnisport 4:00 Basketball

6:00 Today 9:30 Mornings - Summer (PG) TEN WIN 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The

9:00 Home And Away 9:30 Shortland Street GO! 7TWO (PG) 10:00 Coronation St 10:30 Beautiful

ABC 24

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Oz Concert 2013 [s] 2:20 At The Piano With Mozart [s] 3:00 France 24 International News 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 One Man And His Campervan: Angus 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 The Lakes with Rory McGrath: The Tea Shop 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Strip The City - Venice: Sinking City [s] 8:30 Swallowed by a Black Hole [s] 9:30 Housos: Disability (MA15+a,d,s,l)10:00 Swift & Shift Couriers: Unlicensed (M a,l) 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:00 The World Game 11:30 Clown: Dalai Lama 12:00 Shorts on Screen (MA15+v) 12:35 Monster Bug Wars [s] 2:25 Weatherwatch Overnight

Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise Prime7 5:30 [s] 9:00 The Morning Show – Same day news, views and a variety of regular segments covering health, fitness, astrology, celebrity gossip, cooking, counselling and fashion. 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 Program To Be Advised 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Program To Be Advised 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Program To Be Advised 11:45 That ‘70s Show (PG) [s] – Red and Bob throw competing Veterans’ Day barbeques, while Jackie and Hyde go on a date. 12:15 It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (M) 1:00 Home Shopping

Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 Who Do You Think You Are? Reba McEntire (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 National Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 National News [s] 7:00 WIN News [s] 7:00 A Current Affair [s] 7:30 The The Block: Fans V Faves (PG v) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) ) 9:30 2 Broke Girls (M s) 10:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 11:30 Weeds: Threshold (MA15+l,d,s,a) 12:00 WIN News Late Edition [s] 12:30 A Current Affair [s] 1:00 Impractical Jokers (M) [s] 1:30 Extra [s] 2:00 Seaway (PG) 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s]

6:00 Children’s Programs 8:45 Prank Patrol Super Show! 9:15 The Crust 9:40 Life With Boys 10:05 Naturally Sadie 10:25 The Wannabes 10:50 Girls In Love 11:15 MAL.COM 11:25 Dance Academy 1:30 Big Babies 1:45 I Got A Rocket 2:00 Sally Bollywood 2:15 My Place 2:40 Blue Water High 3:10 Mortified 3:35 WAC: World Animal Championships 4:00 The Little Prince 4:50 Splatalot 5:30 ABC3 Smackdown Games! 5:55 Deadly 60 6:25 Nowhere Boys (PG) 6:50 Conspiracy 365: June (PG) 7:45 Jeopardy 8:35 The Killian Curse (PG)

ABC3

SBS

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Al Jazeera News [s] 1:30 Cycling Central 2:00 Speedweek [s] 4:00 FIFA World Cup 2014 Magazine 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 Living Black Conversations [s] 5:30 Jesse Owens (PG) [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 China’s Great Wall (PG) [s] 8:30 Generation War (M a,v,l) [s] – This blockbuster mini-series depicts the lives of five young German friends forced to navigate the unconscionable moral compromises of life under Hitler. 10:20 America In Primetime: The Misfit (M s,l) [s] 11:20 Drama Movie: “Heiran” (PG) (’09) (In Farsi) 1:00 Romantic Comedy Movie: “A Heart Elsewhere” (PG) (’02) (Japanese) 2:55 Weatherwatch Overnight 5:20 Worldwatch News 12:05 The Fabric SBS 2 of the Cosmos: Quantum Leap 1:05 Brave New World with Stephen Hawking 2:05 Foodie Planet - Destination Mexico 3:05 No Kitchen Required 4:00 SBS PopAsia (PG) 6:00 G* Wars (PG) 6:55 Iron Chef 7:50 The World Of Jenks (PG) 8:35 South Park: Black Friday (M a,l) 9:05 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 9:35 South Park (M a,d,l) 10:05 Bunk: Kumail Nanjiani, Bobby Moynihan And Ben Garant (M d) 10:30 Comedy Movie: “Lol” (M s,d,l) (’08) (In French) 12:25 The Phone: Netherlands (M l) 2:00 Weatherwatch

Family [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 As Time Goes By [s] 1:00 The Picture Show Man [s] 2:35 Lily [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:05 Grand Designs [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 QI: Fight Or Flight (M s) [s] 8:30 Stephen Fry: Out There [s] 9:30 Rake (M l,s,v) [s] 10:30 ABC News: Late Edition [s] 10:40 Dalziel And Pascoe: Soft Touch (PG) [s] 12:10 2 One Another (MA15+1,v) 1:20 Movie: “Darling Lili” (M a,v) (’70) Stars: Julie Andrews & Rock Hudson 3:35 Movie: “The Four Feathers” (PG) (’39) [s] Stars: Ralph Richardson

GEM

9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Surfing The Menu (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “A Ticklish Affair” (G) (’63) Stars: Anthony Hopkins 1:50 Surfing The Menu (PG) 2:20 The Taste (PG) 3:20 The Great British Bake Off 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 Rapid Response (PG a) 8:30 Embarrassing Bodies (M mp,n) 9:30 16 Kids And Counting (PG) 10:30 Super Nanny USA (PG) 11:30 The Big C (M l) 12:00 Friends (PG) 12:30 Adventures In Rainbow Country 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

6:00 rage 6:30 Children’s Programs 9:00 Weekend Breakfast [s] 10:00 Australia Day Flag Raising & Citizenship Ceremony – Live from Canberra. 11:00 Weekend Breakfast [s] 11:30 Songs Of Praise: Celebrating Science 12:00 Best Of Landline [s] 1:00 ABC2 Live: The Reef [s] 2:30 Artscape: The Making Of The Reef (PG) [s] 3:00 Football: W-League: Canberra United v Perth Glory 5:00 Midsomer Murders (PG) [s] 6:25 Australia’s Remote Islands: Lord Howe Island 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Australian Story: Driving Greg Norman [s] 8:30 Mystery Road (M a,l) 10:30 Life In Movement (M l) 11:50 Movie: “Romulus, My Father” (M a,l,s) (’07) Stars: Eric Bana 1:30 Movie: “The Night, The Prowler” (M a) (’78) 6:00 Children’s Programs 4:25 Penelope 4:30 ABC2 Babar 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:35 Pocoyo 5:45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specs (PG) 7:30 The True Story: Master And Commander (PG) 8:30 Jono: Finding My Family Online 9:30 Louis Theroux: A Place for Paedophiles (M a,s) 10:30 Dumb, Drunk And Racist (MA15+l,n) 11:30 Glamour Models, Mum and Me 12:30 Movie: “Bananas” (M s) (’71) Stars: Woody Allen 1:50 Mysterious Planet 2:25 ABC News

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Program To Be Advised 1:00 Entertainment Tonight [s] 1:30 Cricket: KFC T20 Big Bash League Game 32 - Melbourne Stars v Perth Scorchers 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: Challenge Australia (PG l) 8:30 Movie: “Iron Man 2” (M v) (’10) Stars: Robert Downey Jr & Gwyneth Paltrow 11:00 Blue Bloods: All That Glitters (M) 12:00 The Project Encore [s] 1:00 The Late Show (PG)1:30 Infomercial (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping (PG) 3:30 Religious Programs (PG)

7MATE

9:00 NBC Today (PG) 10:00 NBC Meet The Press 11:00 Hercules (PG) 12:00 Xena - Warrior Princess (PG v) 1:00 Motor Mate 4:00 Dream Car Garage 4:30 Seinfeld (PG) 5:30 World’s Deadliest Roads (PG) 6:30 Australia Smashes Guinness World Records 7:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 7:30 Rocket City Rednecks (PG) 8:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 9:30 American Restoration 10:30 Cash Cowboys (PG) 11:30 Sportsfan Clubhouse 12:30 Jersey Shore (M) 1:30 Is It Real?: Sleepwalking Murders (M) 2:30 Motor Mate: Stirling Moss 5:30 Dream Car Garage (PG)

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6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:20 Charlie & Lola 5:35 Pocoyo 5:45 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specs (PG) 7:30 The Best Of River Monsters (PG) 8:30 Louis Theroux: Law & Disorder In Johannesburg (M a,l,v) 9:30 Hell On Wheels (M s,v) 10:10 Arrested Development: Altar Egos (PG) 10:35 Jono: Finding My Family Online (PG) 11:35 The Best Of River Monsters (PG) 12:25 Art Race 12:50 Hell On Wheels 1:35 Leigh Hart’s Mysterious Planet 2:10 ABC News

11:00 Star Trek - Voyager (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG ABC3 11 sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Sabrina (PG) 2:30 Frasier 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:00 Raising Hope (PG) 8:30 Sleepy Hollow [s] 9:30 American Horror Story (PG) 10:30 Californication (M s,l) 11:05 Cheers (PG) 11:30 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 Entertainment Tonight 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Horrible Histories 1:00 Dex Hamilton 1:30 YooHoo & Friends 1:35 Oggy & The Cockroaches 1:45 Total Drama Island 2:10 The High Fructose Adventures 2:25 Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion 3:05 The Wannabes 3:30 The Sleepover Club 4:05 Dennis And Gnasher 4:30 Gasp! 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Wolverine And The X-Men 6:05 Life With Boys 6:35 Total Drama All Stars 7:00 Horrible Histories 7:30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 7:55 The High Fructose Adventures Of Annoying Orange 8:05 Nowhere Boys 8:35 Good Game SP

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:00 Bang Goes The Theory 4:30 Survivorman: Kalahari 5:20 Iron Chef 6:10 Ninja Warrior 7:05 30 Rock: Retreat to Move Forward (PG) 7:30 The Feed: Summer Series 7:45 Mythbusters (PG) 8:40 Southpark (M a) 9:10 South Park (M l,v) 9:40 A-League Highlights Show 10:40 South Park: Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society (M l,a) 11:10 Live At The Electric (M a,l) 11:45 Don’t Tell My Mother: North Korea (M a) 12:40 Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Dickesode (MA15+ s,a) 12:55 MXC (M s) 1:20 Weatherwatch Overnight

ABC 24

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 ABC News Mornings 12:30 The Truth About Us 1:00 ABC News 2:30 One Plus One 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 Quarters 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 Foreign Correspondent 9:00 The World 9:30 Don’t Panic: Surviving Extremes (PG) 10:30 ABC News 11:02 The Drum 11:45 Retrospect 12:00 ABC News 12:30 7.30 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global 3:30 Grandstand 4:00 BBC World News 4:30 BBC Focus On Africa 5:00 Al Jazeera Newshour Live

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG 4:00 Good Chef, Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: Challenge Australia (PG l) 8:30 NCIS: Out Of The Frying Pan (M) 9:30 NCIS: Los Angeles: Personal (M v) 10:30 Blue Bloods: Cellar Boy (M v) 11:30 The Project Encore 12:30 The Late Show (PG) 1:30 Home Shopping (PG) 3:30 Religious Programs (PG)

ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Catalyst [s] ABC 6:00 10:30 The People’s Supermarket [s] 11:30 My Family (PG) [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Compass (PG) [s] 1:00 Dick Smith’s Population Puzzle [s] 2:05 Photography Hijacked (PG) [s] 2:35 The Wonder Years (PG) 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 6:00 Grand Designs: The Terrace Conversion: Hackney, London [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 QI: France (M s) 8:30 New Tricks (PG) [s] 9:30 By Any Means (PG) [s] 10:30 ABC News: Late Edition [s] 10:40 Our Queen [s] 11:35 Life: Plants [s] 12:25 The Australian Ballet 50th Gala (M a,v) [s] 2:30 By Any Means (M v) [s]

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Tom Thumb 2:35 Swimsuit 46 (PG) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: Oman: Roses of the Desert [s] 6:00 The Lakes with Rory McGrath [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Who Do You Think You Are?: Michael Caton (PG) 8:30 Persons of Interest: Frank Hardy (M) 9:30 Extreme ER: The Bronx (M a,l) [s] 10:25 World News Australia [s] 11:00 The Bridge (M v) – The homeless man’s survival becomes a race against time 12:05 The Khmer Rouge: A Simple Question Of Justice (M v) 1:35 Egypt’s Revolution (M a) 2:35 Weatherwatch Overnight

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6:00 Basketball 8:00 NFL America’s Game 9:00 Cricket: KFC T20: Game 32 - Melbourne Stars v Perth Scorchers 12:30 Omnisport 1:00 Trick My Truck 1:30 Alby Mangels (PG) 2:30 Lumberjacks 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 American Digger 5:00 Big Angry Fish 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H (PG) 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 Cops (PG d) 7:30 Python Hunters (PG) 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M v) 9:30 Ross Kemp: Back On The Frontline (M a) 10:30 Sleeper Cell 11:30 Lights Out (M v) 12:30 Frontiers Of Construction 1:30 Python Hunters (PG l)

ABC2

SBS 2

11:00 Star Trek - Voyager (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Sabrina (PG) 2:30 Frasier 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 Rules Of Engagement (PG s) 8:00 Rules Of Engagement 8:30 Don’t Trust The B—- (M s) 9:00 New Girl (PG s,l,d) 9:30 Sex And The City (MA15+ s,l,d) 10:05 Fresh Meat (MA15+ s,l) 11:05 Cheers (PG) 11:30 Late Show 12:30 ET 1:00 Beverly Hills 90210 (M d)

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6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:20 Charlie & Lola 5:45 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specs (PG) 7:30 The Best of River Monsters (PG) 8:30 Confessions Of A Sex Addict (M l,d,s) 9:30 Hard Time: Women On Lockdown 10:20 Arrested Development (PG) 10:45 Filthy Cities: Industrial New York 11:45 The Best Of River Monsters (M l) 12:35 World’s Toughest Driving Tests (PG) 1:25 Being Human (PG) 2:25 Like A Version 2:30 ABC News 6:00 Children’s Programs 9:35 Prank Patrol Road Trip 10:00 Life With Boys 12:40 Rated A For Awesome 1:00 Dex Hamilton 1:30 YooHoo And Friends 1:45 Total Drama Island 2:10 The High Fructose Adventures 2:25 Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion 3:05 The Wannabes 3:30 The Sleepover Club 4:05 Dennis And Gnasher 4:45 Kid Vs Kat 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:40 Wolverine And The XMen 6:05 Life With Boys 6:35 Total Drama All Stars: Suckers Punched 7:00 Horrible Histories 7:30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars 8:05 Nowhere Boys 8:35 Good Game SP

SBS

5:00 Worldwatch News (All Day) 4:00 Bang Goes The Theory 4:30 The World Game 5:00 A-League Highlights Show 6:05 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:05 30 Rock: Generalissimo (PG) 7:30 If You Are The One 8:30 Orphan Black: Effects Of External Conditions (M s,a) 9:25 In The Flesh (M h,v,l) 10:25 South Park (M a) 10:55 Action Movie: “Once Upon A Time In China ll” (M v) (’92) – Wong Fei-Hung faces the White Lotus Society (From Hong Kong, in Cantonese) 12:50 Tim And Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job: Universe (M s,l,d) 1:05 MXC (M s) 1:35 Weatherwatch 6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 2:30 Landline 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 Quarters 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Truth About Us 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 Retrospect 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Australia Network News 12:00 ABC News 12:30 7.30 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global 3:30 Grandstand 4:00 BBC World News 4:30 BBC Focus On Africa 5:00 Al Jazeera

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5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “The Sandlot: Heading Home” (PG a) (’11) Stars: Danny Nucci 2:00 The Daily Edition [s] 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Program To Be Advised 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Program To Be Advised 12:20 The Cult: The Other Woman (M v) – A reluctant Michael agrees to Sophie’s plan to shoot Edward North. But the shooting doesn’t go to plan and it becomes clear that Sophie’s mission is very different to that of the Liberators. 1:30 Home Shopping Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Coronation St 7TWO 9:30 (PG) 10:30 Beautiful Homes And Great Estates 11:00 Route 66 (PG) 12:15 Movie: “The Vikings” (PG v) (’58) 2:30 Movie: “Absence Of Malice” (PG a,l) (’81) 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation Street 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 Motorway Patrol 8:00 Crash Investigation Unit (PG) 8:30 Fantasy Homes 9:30 Australia’s Best Houses 10:00 Britain’s Empty Homes 10:30 Agent Anna (MA15+) 11:30 The Bill (M) 12:30 Route 66 (PG) 1:30 America’s Court With Judge Ross (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping

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6:00 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG 4:00 Good Chef, Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Modern Family: New Year’s Eve & Party Crasher (PG l) 8:30 Wednesday Movie: “27 Dresses” (M) (’08) Stars: Katherine Heigl & James Marsden 10:50 Blue Bloods: The Blue Templar (M v) 11:50 The Project Encore 12:50 The Late Show (PG) 1:30 Home Shopping (PG) 3:30 Religious Programs (PG) 6:00 Basketball: NBL 8:00 World Series SprintONE cars 9:00 Basketball: NBL 11:00 Sporting Greats 11:35 Omnisport 12:00 This Is My Australia 1:00 Tour The World 1:30 Alby Mangels (PG a) 2:30 Lumberjacks 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 Big Angry Fish 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H (PG) 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 Cops (PG d) 7:30 White Collar (PG) 8:30 Law & Order: SVU (M) 10:30 Vegas (M v) 11:30 Terriers (M v) 12:30 Megafactories: Lotus 1:30 Bellator MMA 3:30 Aussie Millions Poker (PG) 4:30 Omnisport

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6:00 Today 9:30 Mornings (PG) 11:00 NaWIN tional News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres TEN

WEDNESDAY JANUARY 29

6:00 Today 9:30 Mornings - Summer (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 Who Do You Think You Are? Rita Wilson (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 National Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 National News [s] 7:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 Twenty/20: Australia v England *Live – From Bludstone Arena, Hobart. 10:30 Movie: “Lethal Weapon 3” (M l,v) (’92) – Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh pursue an arms dealer who is a former LAPD officer. Stars: Mel Gibson, Danny Glover & Joe Pesci 1:00 WIN News Late Edition [s] 1:30 Dallas: Guilt And Innocence (M v) 2:30 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News Children’s Programs 12:00 Extra 12:30 The GO! 6:00 Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Max Steel (PG) 4:00 Batman (PG v) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Suburgatory (PG) 6:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG s) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 8:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 8:30 Criss Angel Mindfreak (M a,v) 9:30 The Originals (M) 11:30 Movie: “Blade” (MA15+ v,h,l) (’98) Stars: Wesley Snipes 1:00 Impractical Jokers (M) 1:30 MAD (M) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

8:00 Pair Of Kings 8:30 Shake It Up 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (PG) 12:00 Xena - Warrior Princess (PG) 1:00 Motor Mate: The Birth Of Formula One 3:30 Dream Car Garage 4:30 Seinfeld (PG) 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Australia Smashes Guinness World Records 7:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 7:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 8:00 American Restoration 8:30 Hardcore Pawn (M) 9:30 American Pickers (PG) 10:30 Cash Cowboys 11:30 Sportsfan Clubhouse 12:30 Jersey Shore (M) 1:30 Style In Steel 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Sons And Daughters

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5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Borderline Murder” (M v,a) (’11) Stars: Brooke Burns 2:00 The Daily Edition [s] 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Program To Be Advised 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Program To Be Advised 11:30 That ‘70s Show: Eric’s Drunken Tattoo (PG) – When Eric sneaks a peek at Donna’s journal and learns that she wishes he’d be more wild and dangerous 12:00 Auction Squad [s] 1:00 Home Shopping

8:00 Spyforce (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Surfing The Menu (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Hotel Paradiso” (PG s) (’66) Stars: Gina Lollobrigida & Alec Guinness 2:00 Surfing The Menu (PG) 4:00 Surfing The Menu (PG) 4:30 Women’s Twenty/20 - Australia v England - *Live* from Hobart. 5:30 The People’s Court 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 Rapid Response (PG) 8:30 RPA (M mp) 9:30 Air Crash Confidential (M) (M v) 10:30 Australian Federal Police (M l) 11:30 Political Animals (M) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Gideon’s Way (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

Show (PG) 1:00 Who Do You Think You Are? Rob Lowe (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 National Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 National News [s] 7:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 The Block: Fans V Faves (PG v) 8:30 Person Of Interest: The Devil’s Share (M v) 9:30 CSI: NY: The Lady In The Lake (M v,mp) 10:30 CSI: NY: Clue: SI (M v) 11:30 Partners: Pretty Funny (PG s) 12:00 WIN News Late Edition [s] 12:30 A Current Affair [s] 1:00 Impractical Jokers (M) 1:30 Extra [s] 2:00 Dangerman (PG) 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America

11:00 Star Trek - Voyager (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Sabrina (PG) 2:30 Frasier 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Simpsons (PG) 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 The Simpsons (PG v) 9:00 Futurama (PG) 9:30 The Cleveland Show (M s) 10:00 Bob’s Burgers (M a) 11:00 Cheers (PG) 11:30 Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG)

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8:00 Pair Of Kings 8:30 Shake It Up 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Hercules (PG v) 12:00 Xena - Warrior Princess (PG) 1:00 Motor Mate 3:30 Dream Car Garage 4:30 Seinfeld (PG) 5:30 Cash Cowboys (PG) 6:30 Australia Smashes Guinness World Records 7:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 7:30 Swamp People (PG) 8:30 Tattoo Nightmares (M s,l) 9:30 World’s Deadliest Roads (PG) 10:30 Operation Repo (M) 11:30 Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men (MA15+ l) 12:30 Is It Real? (PG) 1:30 Motor Mate: Great Scot! 1971 4:00 Dream Car Garage 5:00 Pimp My Ride (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 M.I. High 1:00 Dex Hamilton: Alien Entomologist 1:30 YooHoo And Friends 1:45 Total Drama Island 2:25 Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion 3:05 The Wannabes 3:30 The Sleepover Club 4:05 Dennis And Gnasher 4:45 Kid Vs Kat 5:00 Fleabag Monkeyface 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:25 Almost Naked Animals 5:40 Wolverine & The X-Men 6:05 Life With Boys 6:35 Total Drama All Stars 7:00 Horrible Histories (PG) 7:30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars 7:55 The High Fructose Adventures 8:05 Nowhere Boys 8:35 Good Game SP

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5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 How To Build: A Super Car (PG) 2:00 Oz and Hugh Raise the Bar (PG) [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 The Lakes with Rory McGrath [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Australia With Simon Reeve 8:35 One Born Every Minute (M a) – As a teenager, Sam went off the rails, arguing with her mum every day, drinking and stealing money. 9:30 Borgen: An Extraordinary Remark (M a) 10:40 World News Australia [s] 11:10 Drama Movie: “Baaria” (M v,l) (’09) (In Italian) 1:50 Drama Movie: “The Result Of Love” (M a,n,l) (’07) (From Argentina, in Spanish) 3:30 Weatherwatch Overnight Worldwatch News (All day) 4:00 SBS 2 5:00 Bang Goes The Theory 4:30 Survivorman (PG) 5:20 Iron Chef 6:10 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:05 30 Rock (PG) 7:30 If You Are The One (From China, in Mandarin) 8:30 Comedy Movie: “Mr And Mrs Incredible” (PG) (In Cantonese) 10:25 South Park: A Ladder To Heaven (M a,s) 10:55 Drama Movie: “Outside The Law” (MA15+ v) – After losing their family home, three brothers and their mother become separated (In Arabic & French) 1:20 Robot Chicken (MA15+ s,a) 1:35 MXC (M s) 2:00 Weatherwatch Overnight

ABC 24

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 12:30 National Press Club Address 1:30 ABC News 2:30 The World This Week 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 Quarters 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:32 Catalyst 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Quarters 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Australia Network News 12:00 ABC News 12:30 7.30 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global 3:30 Grandstand 4:00 BBC World News 4:30 BBC Focus On Africa 5:00 Al Jazeera

ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Catalyst [s] ABC 6:00 10:30 How Earth Made Us [s] 11:30 My Family SBS

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG l,a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG) [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Good Chef, Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Save With Jamie: Beef [s] 8:30 AACTA Awards 2014 [s] 10:00 Law & Order: SVU: Educated Guess (M v,s,a) 11:00 Blue Bloods: Mercy Idol’s (M v,d) [s] 12:00 The Project [s] 1:00 Late Show - David Letterman (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping (PG) 3:30 Religious Programs (PG)

(PG) 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Talking Heads [s] 1:00 Dragons’ Den [s] 2:00 A Quiet Word... With Bill Bailey 2:35 The Wonder Years (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:05 Grand Designs [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 QI: Fingers and Fumbs (M) [s] 8:30 88 [s] 9:30 The Moaning Of Life: Death (PG) [s] 10:15 ABC News: Late Edition [s] 10:30 The Trip (M l) 11:00 Genius: Tim Minchin And Alexei Sayle (M l) [s] 11:30 The Desert Of Forbidden Art (M v) [s] 12:20 Movie: “Goin’ South” (PG) (’58) Stars: Jack Nicholson

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Man Vs Wild: Never Before Seen (PG) 1:50 One Born Every Minute USA (PG) [s] 2:40 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize 2:50 The Boy In The Bubble 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 The Lakes with Rory McGrath [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Food Safari: Mauritian Safari [s] 8:00 Gourmet Farmer: Wild Food [s] 8:30 Luke Nguyen’s Memories Of The Mekong [s] 9:30 Falcon: The Silent and the Damned Part 2 (MA15+v,a) 10:25 World News Australia [s] 11:00 Thursday FC 12:00 The Nine Months That Made You [s] 1:00 Science Under Attack [s]

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7:00 Omnisport 7:25 Sporting Greats 8:00 Sport Science 9:00 Basketball: NBL 11:00 Road To The Super Bowl 12:00 Omnisport 12:30 Outback Wrangler 1:00 American Digger (PG) 1:30 Alby Mangels (PG) 2:30 Lumberjacks 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 4:00 Get Smart (PG) 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 Big Angry Fish 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 Cops (PG d) 7:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG l) 8:30 Fast Forward (PG s,l) 9:30 An Idiot Abroad (M l) 10:30 Sketch Show (PG) 11:00 Would You Rather? (M) 12:00 Wild Racers (PG)

ABC2

SBS 2

9:30 Wurrawhy 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Star Trek - Voyager (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Sabrina (PG) 2:30 Frasier 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 American Idol 5 (PG) 9:30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 11:30 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch

ABC3

ABC 24

Home And Away 9:30 Shortland St GO! 7TWO 9:00 (PG) 10:00 Coronation St (PG) 10:30 Beautiful Homes And Great Estates 11:00 Route 66 (PG) 12:00 Naked City (PG) 12:30 Movie: “Garbo Talks” (PG a) (’84) 3:00 Movie: “Foreign Intrigue” (PG v) (’56) 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation Street 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 Downton Abbey (PG a) 11:00 Taggart (M v) 12:00 The Bill (M) 1:00 America’s Court With Judge Ross (PG) 1:30 Beautiful Homes And Great Estates 2:00 Naked City (PG) 2:30 Route 66 (PG) 3:30 Bargain Hunt (PG)

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Catalyst [s] 10:30 Our Queen [s] 11:30 My Family (PG) [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 National Press Club Address [s] 1:30 The Jonathan Ross Show (PG) [s] 2:35 The Wonder Years [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 6:00 Grand Designs [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 QI: Fakes And Frauds (PG) [s] 8:30 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home (PG) [s] 9:20 David Bowie: Five Years In The Making Of An Icon (M l) [s] 10:20 ABC News: Late Edition [s] 10:30 The Straits: The Hunt For Vlad (M l,d,s,v) [s] 11:30 Life: Primates 12:20 Dead Famous (M l,v) 1:15 5 Lost At Sea (M l) 2:10 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home [s] 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 BaABC2 nanas In Pyjamas 5:20 Charlie & Lola 5:45 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Deadly 60: Mozambique 7:30 The Best of River Monsters (PG) 8:40 The Hoarder Next Door (M l) 9:30 Glamour Models, Mum, Baby & Me (PG) 10:25 Arrested Development (PG) 10:50 Hard Time: Women On Lockdown (M a,l) 11:40 Confessions Of A Wedding Planner (PG) 12:40 The Best of River Monsters (PG) 2:15 Like A Version 2:20 ABC News

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Max Steel (PG) 4:00 Batman (PG) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Suburgatory (PG) 6:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Two And A Half Men (PG) 8:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 8:30 Criss Angel Mindfreak (PG) 9:30 Movie: “The Postman” (M v,s,l) (’97) 12:10 Criss Angel Mindfreak (M) 1:00 Impractical Jokers (M l) 1:30 MAD (M) 2:00 TMZ

GEM

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Spyforce (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Surfing The Menu (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 That’s Dancing 2:00 Surfing The Menu (PG) 2:30 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (PG) 3:30 Homes From Hell (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 Hot Property (PG) 8:30 Domestic Blitz (PG) 9:30 Selling Houses Abroad (PG) 10:30 Young Rich And House Hunting (M l) 11:30 Sea Patrol 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Gideon’s Way (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

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6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:20 Charlie & Lola 5:45 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 The Adventures of Abney & Teal 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specs (PG) 7:30 The Best of River Monsters (PG) 8:35 Peep Show (M l,s,a) 9:00 Bad Education (PG) 9:30 Hepburn (PG) 10:00 The Hollowmen: Rear Vision (M l) 10:30 Arrested Development (PG) 10:50 Mad Bastards (MA15+l,v) 12:25 Confessions Of A Sex Addict (M l,d,s) 1:25 The Best of River Monsters (PG) 2:20 ABC News Update

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 You’re Skitting Me 10:25 The High Fructose Adventures 1:00 Dex Hamilton: Alien Entomologist 1:30 YooHoo & Friends 1:45 Total Drama Island 2:10 The High Fructose Adventures 2:25 Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion 3:05 The Wannabes 3:30 The Sleepover Club 4:05 Dennis & Gnasher 4:45 Kid Vs Kat 5:00 Fleabag Monkeyface 5:40 Wolverine & The X-Men 6:05 Nowhere Boys (PG) 7:00 Horrible Histories 7:30 Star Wars (PG) 7:55 The High Fructose Adventures 8:05 Nowhere Boys (PG) 8:35 Good Game SP

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:00 Bigger Better Faster Stronger 4:30 Survivorman (PG) 5:20 Iron Chef 6:10 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:05 30 Rock: Larry King (PG) 7:40 American Ninja Warrior (PG) 8:30 Thursday FC 9:30 Stacey Dooley Investigates - Thailand’s Secret Drug Craze (M a,d) – Yaba, a dangerous mix of methamphetamine and caffeine, has gripped the nation 10:30 South Park (M a,s) 10:55 The Tales Of Nights (MA15+s) 11:50 Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Handbanana (MA15+ s,a,v) 12:05 MXC (M s) 12:35 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Newsline 1:00 ABC News 2:30 Big Ideas 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 Quarters 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 Inside Edge 9:00 The World 10:00 ABC News 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Quarters 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Australia Network News 12:00 ABC News 12:30 7.30 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global 3:30 Grandstand 4:00 BBC World News 4:30 BBC Focus On Africa 5:00 Al Jazeera Newshour

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