TV Guide - February 7 - February 13, 2014 by The Weekly Advertiser

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OPENING TIMES

ids Capers of Horsham is the one and only commercial play Don’t forget your socks! centre, with full air conditioning, for families in the Wimmera Mallee and Grampians regions! It is a wonderland of colourful and entertaining play equipment and activities that will stimulate the senses and encourage creative play for children aged one to 12 years. While the kids run, jump, climb and slide to their heart’s content, parents and carers can relax close by in the café for a delicious lunch, snack, coffee and cake or slice! Safe and secure, Kids Capers is a great way to spend time with friends, see out a rainy day, or even celebrate a birthday in one of their fantastic party rooms. They offer three party menu options, including a special offer for parties held from Monday to Friday. The party options can be downloaded from their website. Kids Capers is all about a quality play experience that is simple, stress free and accommodating to young children and their parents and carers. Don’t forget to bring your socks.

MON-FRI: 9.30am - 5pm SAT-SUN: 10am - 4pm

PARTY TIME: Kids enjoy the fully air conditioned play centre that Kids Capers has to offer.

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 7

Prime7

5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Our Guys” (M a) (’99) Stars: Ally Sheedy, 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Better Homes And Gardens 8:30 The Friday Movie 11:00 To Be Announced 12:00 Hung: Mister Drecker (MA15+ v) – Ray fears he blew his cover when he mistakes a former student for a client. 12:30 Parks And Recreation (PG) 1:00 Up All Night (PG) 1:30 Home Shopping America’s Court (PG) 9:00 Home And 7TWO 8:30 Away 9:30 Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Coronation St (PG) 10:30 Beautiful Homes And Great Estates 11:00 Route 66 (PG) 12:00 Naked City (PG) 1:00 Homicide (M) 2:00 Movie: “Rosebud” (PG v,l,a,n) (’75) 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation Street 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 Doc Martin (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Secret Location (PG) 10:30 The New Reclaimers (PG) 11:30 Downsize Me (PG) 12:30 America’s Court 1:00 Beautiful Homes And Great Estates 1:30 Naked City

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TEN

5:30 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Mornings - Summer (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 Prime Suspect: Underwater (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 National Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:30 Friday Night Movie: “Eat Pray Love” (M l) (’10) Stars: Julia Roberts 11:20 Extra [s] 12:00 WIN News Late Edition [s] 12:30 A Current Affair [s] 1:00 Late Night Movie: “Extreme Measures” (M v,l) (’96) Stars: Hugh Grant 3:10 Sullivan & Son: Who’s Your Daddy (M s) 3:35 Adventures In Rainbow Country 4:00 Extra [s] 4:30 Good Morning America Children’s Programs 10:30 Scooby-doo! GO! 6:00 11:00 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 11:30 Yu-gioh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMX 2:00 Sullivan & Son (M) 2:30 Two And A Half Men (PG s,l) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Max Steel (PG) 4:00 Batman (PG) 4:30 ScoobyDoo! (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Movie: “Scooby Doo!” (PG v) (’02) 7:20 Movie: “Alvin And The Chipmunks” (G) (’07) Stars: Jason Scott Lee 9:20 Movie: “Guess Who” (M a) (’05) Stars: Bernie Mac 11:30 Beware The Batman (M) 12:50 Batman: Year One (M a) 1:30 MAD (M) 2:00 TMZ Live 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG l,s) 1:00 The Doctors (PG) [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Good Chef, Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: All About Lisa [s] 6:30 The Project Encore [s] 7:30 Cricket: KFC T20 Big Bash League - Grand Final *Live* – Join us for the KFC T20 Big Bash League grand final. 10:00 The Project [s] 10:50 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live 2:50 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live 5:30 Home Shopping (PG) 6:00 Motorsport: Isle Of Man TT 8:00 BasketONE ball: NBL 10:00 Sochi’s Big Bash 1:30 Omnisport 2:00 Cricket: Women’s T20 Final Women’s 5:00 Big Angry Fish 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG d) 7:30 Megafactories: Camaro 8:30 Cops (PG d) 9:30 Basketball: NBL Championship 2013/14 Round 17: Townsville Crocodiles v Perth Wildcats 11:30 The League (MA15+ s) 12:00 Undercover Boss (PG l) 1:00 The Sketch Show 1:30 Would You Rather? 2:30 Omnisport 2:50 Olympic Winter Games - Opening Ceremony

7MATE

GEM

Prime7

Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today WIN -6:00 Saturday 10:00 Mornings (PG) 12:00 Dis- TEN

8:00 Pair Of Kings 8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 Gadget Geeks 10:00 Robo Cars 11:00 Hercules (PG) 12:00 Xena - Warrior Princess (PG) 1:00 Motor Mate 3:30 Dream Car Garage 4:30 Seinfeld (PG) 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Mythbusters (PG) 7:30 Movie: “Invincible” (PG l) (’06) Stars: Elizabeth Banks 9:45 Movie: “Dawn Of The Dead” (MA15+ v,h) (’04) Stars: Mekhi Phifer, Michael Kelley & Ving Rhames 11:55 Movie: “Annihilation Earth” (M v) (’09) Stars: Velislav Pavlov 2:30 Motor Mate (PG) 4:00 Dream Car Garage 5:00 Pimp My Ride (PG)

SATURDAY FEBRUARY 8

6:00 Home Shopping [s] 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show (PG) 12:00 Dr Oz: 5 Diet Myths Busted: What’s Really Making You Fat? (PG a) 1:00 Afternoon Movie: “Full Court Miracle” (G) (’03) Stars: Alex D Linz 3:00 Saturday Afternoon Movie 5:30 Coxy’s Big Break [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Family Movie Special 9:15 The Saturday Movie: “I Am Number Four” (M v,h) (’11) Stars: Alex Pettyfer & Timothy Olyphant 11:30 That ‘70s Show (PG) 12:00 Hung: Let’s Not Go To Jail (MA15+) 12:35 Parks And Recreation (PG) 1:05 Late Movie: “Greenberg” (MA15+s,d) (’10) Stars: Jennifer Jason Leigh 3:30 Home Shopping

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Sea Patrol (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Surfing The Menu (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 The All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “The Man Who Loved Redheads” (G) (’55) 3:00 Surfing The Menu (PG) 3:30 Planet Earth (PG) 4:30 TBA 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 Movie: “Proof Of Life” (M v,l,d) (’00) 11:15 Movie: “The Glimmer Man” (MA15+ v,l) (’96) 1:00 Movie: “Cry The Beloved Country” (M a) (’51) Stars: Sidney Poitier 3:00 Movie: “The Night Has Eyes” (M v) (’42)

cover Downunder Summer Series: Cairns 12:25 The Middle (PG) 12:55 The Bottom Line (PG) 1:50 The Block: Fans V Faves (PG v) 4:00 The Wild Life Of Tim Faulkner 5:00 News: First At Five 5:30 Fishing Australia 6:00 National News - Saturday [s] 7:00 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos 7:30 Saturday Movie: “Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory” (G) (’71) Stars: Mel Stuart 9:30 Saturday Movie: “Must Love Dogs” (M s) (’05) Stars: John Cusack 11:30 Late Movie: “Dangerous Liaisons” (M a,s) (’88) Stars: Michelle Pfeiffer 2:00 Late Late Movie: “The Square” (MA15+) (’08) Stars: Joel Edgerton

11:00 The Crocodile Hunter 11:30 Coxy’s GO! 7TWO Big Break 12:00 Queensland Weekender 12:30 Globe Guides 1:00 All 4 Adventure 2:00 Seven’s Horse Racing 2013: Orr Stake 5:30 Going Bush (PG) 6:00 Neighbours At War (PG) 6:30 Drug Bust (PG) 7:00 SCU: Serious Crash Unit (PG) 7:30 Cities Of The Underworld 8:30 The Border (PG) 9:30 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (MA15+ v) 11:30 Secrets Of War (M) 12:30 Movie: “Behind The Rising Sun” (PG v,a) (’43) 2:30 Movie: “Government Girl” (G) (’43) 4:30 Leyland Brothers World

7MATE

10:00 Robo Cars 11:00 Hercules (PG v) 12:00 Swords: Life On The Line (PG) 1:00 Marine Machines 2:00 Hook Line and Sinker 2:30 Shannons Supercar Showdown 3:00 Search & Restore 3:30 Jesse James Is A Dead Man (PG a,l) 4:30 Trucks! (PG) 5:00 Xtreme 4x4 5:30 Muscle Car 6:00 Horsepower TV 6:30 Ultimate Factories (PG) 7:30 Mighty Structures (PG) 8:30 World’s Worst Tenants (M) 9:30 1000 Ways To Die (MA15+ d,a) 10:30 The Legends Football League 12:00 Movie: “Out For A Kill” (MA15+ v,d) (’03) Stars: Steven Seagal 2:00 Swords: Life On The Line (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Batman: The Brave And The Bold (PG v) 11:00 Flea Bitten 11:30 Pyramid 12:00 Kitchen Whiz 12:30 Power Rangers (PG v) 1:00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 Fishing Australia 2:30 The Bachelorette (PG l) 6:30 Two And A Half Men (PG s) 7:00 Movie: “Maverick” (PG v,l) (’94) Stars: Mel Gibson 9:30 Movie: “Superman Returns” (M v) (’05) Stars: Brandon Routh & Kate Bosworth 12:50 Criss Angel Mindfreak (M a,v) 1:50 Sullivan & Son (M) 2:30 Fringe (M) 4:30 MAD (M) 4:50 Winx Club (PG) 5:10 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal

GEM

6:00 Movie: “The Man Who Loved Redheads” (G) (’55) 8:00 TV Shop 9:30 Movie: “Carry On Jack” (PG v) (’63) Stars: Juliet Mills 11:30 Postcards Summer 12:00 House Husbands (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Bells Are Ringing” (G) (’60) Stars: Dean Martin 4:30 Movie: “The Maltese Falcon” (PG v) (’4l) Stars: Humphrey Bogart 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v) 9:30 CSI: NY (M v) 11:30 Prime Suspect (M v) 12:20 Movie: “The Maltese Falcon” (PG v) (’4l) 2:10 Movie: “Bells Are Ringing” (G) (’60) Stars: Dean Martin

10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Star Trek - Voyager (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Saving Grace (M v,a) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 American Idol 8:30 Glee (PG s,a) 9:30 Graham Norton (M l) 10:30 Sex And The City (MA15+ s,l) 11:30 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Saving Grace (M v,a) 2:00 7th Heaven (PG) 3:00 Charmed (PG)

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Seeking Refuge 11:00 Big Ideas (PG) [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Talking Heads [s] 1:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (PG) [s] 2:30 As Time Goes By [s] 3:00 East Of Everything (PG) [s] 4:00 New Tricks (PG) 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:05 Grand Designs: 19th Century Sandstone House: Leith, Edinburgh [s] 6:55 What’s Your Story? [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 QI: Film (PG) [s] 8:30 The Doctor Blake Mysteries (M s,v) [s] 9:30 The Guilty (M l,v) [s] 10:20 ABC News: Late Edition [s] 10:30 Hustle (PG) [s] 11:30 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG) 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 BaABC2 nanas In Pyjamas 5:20 Charlie & Lola 5:45 The Hive 6:00 The Adventures of Abney & Teal 6:15 Mofy 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters: Vampires Of The Deep 8:20 Video Killed The Radio Star (PG) 8:45 I’m Having Their Baby (PG) 9:30 Unsafe Sex In The City (M a,s,l) 10:25 Arrested Development (PG) 10:50 Hepburn: She Doesn’t Just Give It Away (PG) 11:50 Crownies (M l,s,v) 12:45 Bad Education (M l,s) 1:20 River Monsters (PG) 2:10 Green Wing (M l,s) 3:05 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:05 Parallax 10:30 Steam Punks! 10:55 History Hunters 11:20 WAC 11:45 A World Of Wonders 12:00 BTN Extra 12:15 Backyard Science 12:40 CJ The DJ 1:00 Dex Hamilton 1:30 SheZow 1:45 Grojband 2:05 The High Fructose Adventures 2:20 Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion 2:55 Blue Water High 3:30 Dead Gorgeous 4:05 Dennis And Gnasher 4:45 Kid Vs Kat 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:40 The Aquabats! 6:05 Life With Boys 6:30 The Gees 7:00 Horrible Histories (PG) 7:30 Casa De Evil 8:25 Good Game SP 8:50 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho

ABC3

SBS

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia [s] 1:30 Inspector Rex: Sleepless Nights 2:30 NITV News In Review 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Dragon’s Blood [s] 6:00 The Lakes With Rory McGrath [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Coast: The Mysteries of the Isles 8:35 First Across Australia - Into The Void (PG) 9:35 As It Happened: Doomsday: The Battle of Nations (M a) 10:35 World News Australia [s] 11:05 Jayco Herald Sun Tour Highlights 11:35 Drama Movie: “Hostage of an Illusion” (M s,v,l) (’10) (In Spanish) 1:10 Inspector Montalbano: The Gull’s Dance (M a,v,l) (In Italian) Worldwatch News (All day) 4:00 SBS 2 5:00 Bigger Better Faster Stronger (PG) 4:25 Survivorman: Arctic Tundra (PG) 5:15 Iron Chef 6:00 Mythbusters: Drain Disaster (PG) 7:00 A-League Live - Round 18: Western Sydney Wanderers v Brisbane Roar 10:05 The Sunny Side Of Sex: India (MA15+s) 10:55 Jayco Herald Sun Tour 2014 Highlights: Stage 2 11:25 Orphan Black: Conditions Of Existence (M s,v) 12:20 South Park - Margaritaville (M s,a) 12:50 Facejacker (M l) 1:20 SBS PopAsia (PG) 3:20 Weatherwatch Overnight

ABC 24

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 2:30 State To State 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 ABC Open 7:00 ABC News 7:32 The World This Week 8:00 News Exchange 8:32 One Plus One 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Australia Network News 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Capital Hill 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 7:30 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 7:30 4:00 BBC World News 4:30 BBC Focus On Africa 5:00 Al Jazeera

6:00 rage (G) 10:30 rage (PG) 11:30 QI: Film ABC (PG) [s] 12:00 Basketball: WNBL: Round 18 - SBS

6:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live 6:30 Wonderful Isolation [s] 7:30 Escape With ET [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:00 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 Tour The World: Capitals & Eastern Canada [s] 11:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield 12:00 The Doctors (PG) [s] 1:00 Saturday Afternoon Movie 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef 4:00 What’s Up Down Under? 4:30 A Taste of Travel 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Tonight *Live* 6:30 David Attenborough’s The Himalayas (PG a) 7:30 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi *Live* 8:30 Olympic Winter Games Sochi *Live* 9:30 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi *Live 1:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi *Live

Sydney Uni v Townsville [s] 1:30 Golf: Australian Ladies Masters 2014: Day 3 6:00 Devil Island: Devil D-Day [s] 6:30 Hello Birdy: Ancients [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Dream Build: Rolling Cubes [s] 7:40 Doc Martin [s] 8:30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot: The Big Four (M v) [s] 10:00 Silent Witness: First Casualty: Part 1 (M v) [s] – Having established that Lieutenant Lockford was murdered, Leo makes a startling breakthrough 11:00 Adam Hills: The Last Leg [s] 11:30 rage: Guest Programmer (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,a,v) 5:00 rage (PG)

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Angelic Voices 2:40 Tim Marlow’s Virtual Gallery 2:45 Too Young To Die: Heath Ledger (PG) 3:45 Piano Notes - Franz Schubert 4:00 Season At The Juilliard School New York: Arrival In New York 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Who Do You Think You Are? - Meera Syal [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Hummingbirds: Jewelled Messengers [s] 8:30 Living With The Amish (M l) [s] 9:30 Drama Movie: “The Skin I Live In” (MA15+v,l,s) (In Spanish) 11:40 Drama Movie: “Broken Embraces” (M d,s,l) (09) (In Spanish) 1:55 Jayco Herald Sun Tour Highlights 2:25 How To Get More Sex (M n,s,l) 2:55 Weatherwatch Overnight

ONE

6:00 Olympic Winter Games - Opening Ceremony 6:30 Omnisport 7:00 This Is My Australia – Hosted by Adam Gilchrist and joined by media legend and Studio 10 panelist Ita Buttrose & champion AFL football star Adam Goodes 9:00 Cricket: KFC T20 Big Bash League: Grand Final 12:30 Omnisport 1:00 World Series Sprintcars 2:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 2:30 Get Smart 3:00 Cops (PG) 3:30 Frontiers Of Construction – What does it take to build stadiums and courses for the Winter Olympic games? 4:25 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live: Day 1

ABC2

SBS 2

8:00 Totally Wild 8:30 Me & My Monsters 9:05 The Loop (PG v,l,d,s) 11:35 Happy Days (PG) – Welcome Home Richie 12:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 2:00 To Be Announced 5:00 The Choice (PG) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:00 Saturday Night Takeaway (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Star Trek: First Contact” (PG) (’66) Stars: Patrick Stewart & Jonathan Frakes 10:50 The Loop (PG v,l,d,s) 1:20 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 3:30 The Choice (PG) 4:30 Everybody Loves Raymond

ABC3

ABC 24

6:00 Children’s Programs 4:30 Babar And The Adventures Of Badou 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:20 Charlie & Lola 5:35 Ben & Holly 5:45 The Hive6:00 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:15 Mofy 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 Highway Thru Hell (PG) 8:15 Commercial Kings: Disposed, Asheville NC 8:30 The Girl Who Became Three Boys (M l,s) 9:15 Funny As (M s) 10:00 Peep Show (M a,l,s) 10:30 Arrested Development (PG) 12:20 Wild Rides: Lost In Kazakhstan (PG) 12:45 The True Story: True Grit (PG) 1:40 ABC News Update

6:00 Children’s Programs 9:45 Fleabag Monkeyface10:10 Rated A For Awesome 10:30 Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion 10:55 Rocket Power 11:20 The Super Hero Squad Show 11:45 Star Wars: The Clone Wars 1:40 Erky Perky 2:20 Tracey McBean 2:35 a gURLs wURLd 3:00 The Sleepover Club 3:30 Stoked 4:00 The High Fructose Adventures 4:15 Kid Vs Kat 4:35 Steam Punks! 5:00 Total Drama All Stars 5:25 Horrible Histories 5:55 You’re Skitting Me 6:20 MI High 6:50 Conspiracy 365: September (PG) 7:45 Deltora Quest 8:35 Astro Boy: Power Up (PG)

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 1:05 ALeague: Rnd 18 3:05 World B-Boy Championships 3:30 Football Freestyler – Germany 4:05 Kung Fu Changed My Life (PG) 5:00 Departures (PG l) 6:05 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience (PG) 6:45 American Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:35 Bare-Faced Cheek (PG) 8:35 RuPaul’s Drag Race (M s,l) 9:30 Vikings (MA15+ v) 10:20 Shameless (M s,l,d) 11:15 Jayco Herald Sun Tour 11:45 Benidorm Bastards (PG) 12:10 Shorts On Screen (M s,l) 12:45 Movie: “Heavyweights” (M n) (’07) (In German) 2:25 Weatherwatch

8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Rural Quarter 1:02 National Press Club Address 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Big Ideas 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Australian Story 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Foreign Correspondent 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 The Arts Quarter 9:00 ABC News 9:32 Saturday Landline 10:00 ABC News 10:32 The World This Week 11:02 Q&A 12:02 Big Ideas (PG) 1:00 BBC World News 1:30 7:30 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour

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FREE TV Guide Prime7

6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Weekend (PG) 11:00 Dr Oz: Dr Oz’s #1 Secret To Fight Fatigue, Prevent Bloating And Cut Your Cancer Risk With Elisabeth Hasselbeck (PG) 12:00 Program To Be Advised 4:30 Better Homes And Gardens [s] – With summer just around the corner Better Homes celebrates the great Aussie backyard. 5:30 Coxy’s Big Break [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Program To Be Advised 11:30 Royal Pains: Fools Russian (M) [s] – Boris whisks Hank away in a helicopter from Shadow Pond for Hank’s first secret mission. The destination: a fancy Manhattan penthouse. 12:30 Home Shopping 8:30 Home Shopping 9:30 Coastal Kitchen 7TWO 10:00 The People’s Cookbook 11:00 Heaven’s Kitchen At Large 12:00 The Edible Garden 12:30 James Martin Digs Deep 1:00 James Martin’s Brittany 1:30 Take on the Takeaway 2:10 Movie: “Where Angels Go... Trouble Follows” (PG v) (’68) Stars: Mary Wickes 4:10 Home & Away Catch-Up 6:30 Seconds From Disaster: Fire On The Ski Slope (PG) 7:30 The Border Patrol (PG) 8:00 Wild Vets 8:30 Escape To The Country 10:30 Homes Under The Hammer 11:45 World’s Toughest Fixes (PG) 1:00 Beautiful Homes & Great Estates

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TEN

6:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi: Overnight - Day 1 *Live 6:30 Program To Be Advised 8:30 Studio 10: Sunday 10:00 Studio 10: Sunday Extra (PG) 11:00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 11:30 Places We Go With Jennifer Adams 12:00 The Doctors (PG a) 1:00 Kakadu Invasion [s] 2:00 Basketball: NBL Championship 2013/14 - Round 17: Wollongong Hawks V Adelaide 36ers *Live 4:00 Your Very First Puppy [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Olympic Winter Games: Sochi Tonight [s] 6:30 So You Think You Can Dance Australia (PG) 8:10 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi: Evening 9:30 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi: Evening - Day 2 *Live 1:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi: Overnight - Day 2 *Live* 6:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Encore – ONE Join us we relive all the best action 9:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Encore 12:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Encore 5:25 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live – 98 events in 15 winter sport disciplines will be held 6:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live 6:30 Olympic Winter Games Sochi Live 7:30 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live 8:10 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live 9:30 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live 10:30 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live 1:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live

7MATE

GEM

Prime7

Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) WIN 5:30 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The TEN

SUNDAY FEBRUARY 9

6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 Financial Review Sunday 10:30 Australian Geographic Explores Samoa 11:00 Who Do You Think You Are?: Lionel Richie (PG) 12:00 The Block: Fans V Faves (PG) 1:00 Kellogg’s Nutri-Grain IronMan Series 3:00 The Block: Fans V Faves (PG) 4:00 The Block: Fans V Faves (PG) 5:00 News 5:30 RBT (PG) 6:00 National News - Sunday [s] 6:30 The Block: Fans V Faves: The First Room Reveal 7:30 60 Minutes [s] 8:30 Mayday Mayday - Terror On QF32 (M) 9:30 Movie: “Unknown” (M v,s) (’11) Stars: Liam Neeson 12:00 What Would You Do? 1:00 Financial Review Sunday 1:30 Spyforce (PG) 2:30 20/20 [s] 3:30 Danoz 4:00 Good Morning America 6:00 Children’s Programs 11:30 Max Steel (PG GO! v) 12:30 Power Rangers Megaforce (PG) 1:00 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 1:30 Tv Shop 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 4:00 Teen Mom 2 (PG l,d,a) 6:00 Movie: “Crocodile Dundee” (PG v,l,s) (’86) Stars: Peter Faiman, Paul Hogan & Linda Kozlowski 8:00 The Middle (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:30 Movie: “The Inbetweeners” (MA15+ s,l,n) (’11) Stars: Simon Bird & James Buckley 11:30 Nikita (MA15+ v) 12:30 MAD (M) 1:00 Teen Mom 2 (PG l) 2:30 Fringe (MA15+ v) 4:50 Winx Club (M v)

9:30 Hercules (PG) 10:30 Xena - Warrior Princess (PG v,h) 11:30 Search4hurt 12:30 Full Force Nature 1:00 Big Australia 2:00 7mate Motorsport: Summernats 1500 4:00 Extreme Engineering 5:00 Construction Zone 5:30 Kings Of Construction 6:30 Movie: “Shanghai Noon” (PG v,l) (’00) 8:50 Movie: “American Pie” (M s,l,n) (’01) Stars: Jason Biggs 10:50 Movie: “Scary Movie 2” (MA15+ s,a,l) (’01) 12:35 Full Force Nature (PG) 1:00 Is It Real? (M) 2:00 Monster Nation (PG) 3:00 Engineering Connections (PG) 4:00 Kings of Construction

MONDAY FEBRUARY 10

5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Because I Said So” (M s) (’07) Stars: Diane Keaton 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] – Join Andrew O’Keefe 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG v,a) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 8:45 Revenge: Sin (M) – Emily’s next target takes her into unchartered, sacred terrain 9:45 Chicago Fire: Nazdarovya! / Viral (M v,a,s) 11:40 Suits: Stay (M) 1:00 Home Shopping

6:00 TV Shop 6:40 Movie: “Sands Of The Desert” (G) (’60) Stars: Peter Arne 8:30 TV Shop 10:00 Adventures In Rainbow Country 10:30 Postcards 11:00 Explore Europe Part 2 12:00 House Husbands (PG) 2:30 Movie: “The Old Man And The Sea” (PG a) (’58) 3:30 Movie: “Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines” (G) (’65) 6:30 Movie: “Nights In Rodanthe” (PG a,l) (’08) 8:30 Movie: “The Shawshank Redemption” (M v,l) (’93) Stars: Tim Robbins 11:30 Movie: “Suspect Zero” (MA15+ a,l,v) (’04) Stars: Ben Kingsley 1:30 Postcards 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea

Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 Program To Be Advised 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 National Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 The Block: Fans V Faves: Week Two Begins (PG) 8:30 Special Event: Schapelle (M) – In October 2004, Gold Coast woman Schapelle Corby was arrested in Bali with 4.2kg of marijuana in her boogie board bag. Stars: Krew Boylan, Colin Friels & Denise Roberts 12:00 WIN News Late Edition [s] 12:30 A Current Affair [s] 1:00 Oh Sit! (PG) 2:00 The Avengers (PG) 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America

Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Coronation St GO! 7TWO 9:30 (PG) 10:30 Beautiful Homes & Great Estates 11:00 Route 66 (PG) 12:00 Naked City (PG) 1:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 2:00 Movie: “Stepmom” (PG a,l,s) (’98) Stars: Julia Roberts 4:30 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation St 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 Mighty Planes 8:30 Mrs Brown’s Boys (M l,s) 9:10 Vicious (PG) 9:40 Mrs Brown’s Boys (M l) 10:20 Citizen Khan (PG) 11:45 Between The Lines (M) 12:45 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:45 Naked City (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Power Rangers 11:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 12:00 Extra (PG) 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Sullivan & Son (M) 2:30 The Middle (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Max Steel (PG) 4:00 Batman (PG v) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Suburgatory (PG) 6:00 The Block: Fans V Faves (PG v) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Auction Hunters 8:00 Toy Hunters 8:30 Top Gear (PG) 9:30 Movie: “The Fighter” (MA15+ v,l,d) (’11) 12:00 Nikita (MA15+ v) 1:00 Batman (PG) 1:30 Adventure Time (PG) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra

9:00 Infomercials 9:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Get Ace 11:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 12:00 Charmed (PG) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Infomercials 2:30 Neighbours 5:00 Sabrina (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG) 6:30 The Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:00 The Simpsons (PG) 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 Movie: “School Of Rock” (PG l) (’03) 10:50 Wilfred (MA15+ d) 11:20 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 11:50 Sabrina (PG) 12:20 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle 12:50 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG) 1:55 7th Heaven (PG)

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 11

11:00 Route 66 (PG) 12:00 Naked City (PG) 1:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 2:00 Movie: “Amelia Earhart: The Final Flight” (PG l) (’94) Stars: Diane Keaton 4:00 Homes Under The Hammer 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation Street (PG) 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 When Weather Changed History (PG) 8:30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 10:40 I Shouldn’t Be Alive (M) 11:40 Salvage Code Red (M) 12:45 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:45 Naked City (PG)

7MATE

8:00 Pair Of Kings 8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 Gadget Geeks (PG) 10:00 Robo Cars 11:00 Motor Mate 1:30 Dream Car Garage 2:00 Inside West Coast Customs 3:00 Xena - Warrior Princess 4:00 Hercules 5:00 Just Shoot Me! 5:30 Seinfeld (PG) 6:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 7:00 How I Met Your Mother (PG) 7:30 World’s Craziest Fools (PG) 9:00 American Dad (PG) 9:30 Family Guy (M) 11:00 American Dad (M) 12:00 Eastbound & Down (MA15+ l,d,s,n) 12:30 The Chaser’s War On Everything (M l) 1:30 Is It Real? (PG) 2:30 Motor Mate 5:00 Dream Car Garage

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Scooby-Doo! 11:00 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 11:30 Yu-gioh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 TMZ 2:00 Toy Hunter 2:30 Auction Hunters 3:00 Extra 3:30 Max Steel (PG) 4:00 Batman (PG v) 4:30 Scooby-Doo! (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Suburgatory (PG) 6:00 The Block: Fans V Faves (PG v) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 The Bachelorette (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Easy” (M s) (’10) 11:30 Nikita (MA15+ v) 12:30 MAD (M) 1:00 Batman: The Brave And The Bold (PG) 1:30 Adventure Time (PG) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra

GEM

6:00 Friends 6:30 Skippy 7:00 TV Shop 8:00 The Baron (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Surfing The Menu (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 The All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “The Pure Hell Of St. Trinians” (G) (’61) Stars: Cecil Parker 3:00 Surfing The Menu (PG) 3:30 RBT (PG) 4:00 Rapid Response (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 RBT (PG) 8:30 The Amazing 80’s (M) 9:30 Movie: “Blood Diamond” (MA15+ a,v,l) (’06) 12:20 Silent Witness (MA15+ v,d,mp) 1:30 Friends 2:00 TV Shop

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Backyard ABC Science [s] / Pyramid [s] / Inside Science [s] / SBS

ONE

6:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Encore – Join us we relive all the best action 9:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Encore 12:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Encore 5:25 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live – 98 events in 15 winter sport disciplines will be held 6:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live 6:30 Olympic Winter Games Sochi Live 7:30 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live 8:10 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live 9:30 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live 10:30 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live 1:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi Live

ABC2

SBS 2

11:00 Star Trek - Voyager (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Saving Grace (M v,d) 3:00 Infomercials 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:00 Raising Hope (PG) 8:30 Supernatural (M v,sn) 9:30 Death Valley (MA15+ l,v,h) 10:30 Californication (MA15+ s,l,d) 11:00 Cheers (PG) 11:30 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 7th Heaven (PG) 3:00 Charmed (PG)

ABC3

ABC 24

6:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi: Overnight - Day 3 *Live* 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M s,a) 1:00 The Doctors (M a,s) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET [s] 4:00 Good Chef, Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Olympic Winter Games: Sochi Tonight [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: Challenge Australia (PG l) 8:25 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi: Evening - Day 4 *Live* 9:30 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi: Evening - Day 4 *Live 1:00 Olympic Winter Games Sochi: Overnight

ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Behind ABC 6:00 The News [s] 10:25 Real Chinese [s] 10:55 A Table [s] 11:00 Four Corners [s] 11:45 Media Watch [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Talking Heads [s] 1:00 Q & A [s] 2:00 Compass (PG) [s] 2:30 As Time Goes By (PG) 3:00 East Of Everything (PG) [s] 4:00 New Tricks (PG) 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News [s] 6:00 Grand Designs 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Family Confidential [s] 8:30 New Tricks (M a) [s] 9:30 By Any Means (MA15+d,v) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:35 Four Corners [s] 12:20 Media Watch [s] 12:35 Movie: “Pretty Baby” (M a,n,s,v) (’78) 2:25 By Any Means (MA15+d,v) [s]

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Persons Of Interest (PG) 2:00 The New Great Game (PG) [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 The Lakes with Rory McGrath [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Who Do You Think You Are?: Susie Porter (PG n,a) 8:30 Bradford: City Of Dreams (M l) 9:30 Extreme ER: Johannesburg (M a,l) [s] 10:35 World News Australia [s] 11:05 The Bridge (M n,d,v,l) 12:15 Client 9: The Call Girl and the Governor (M s,n,l) 2:25 Weatherwatch Overnight

ONE

ABC2

SBS 2

11:00 Star Trek - Voyager (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Saving Grace (M v,a) 3:00 Infomercials 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 Rules Of Engagement (PG s) 8:30 New Girl (PG s,d) 9:00 How To Live With Your Parents (M s,d) 9:30 Sex And The City (MA15+ s,l,d) 10:05 Fresh Meat (MA15+ s,l) 11:05 Cheers (PG) 11:30 Late Show 12:30 ET 1:00 aving Grace (MA15+ v)

ABC3

ABC 24

5:30 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Mornings - Sum- TEN WIN mer (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s]

Shortland Street (PG) 10:00 Coronation GO! 7TWO 9:30 St 10:30 Beautiful Homes & Great Estates

8:00 Weekend Breakfast 9:02 Insiders 10:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Weather Quarter 1:02 Big Ideas 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Offsiders 3:00 ABC News 3:32 The World This Week 4:00 ABC News 4:30 The Truth About Us 5:00 ABC News 5:32 State To State 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Australian Story 7:00 ABC News 7:32 The Truth About Us 8:02 Insiders 9:00 ABC News 9:32 One Plus One 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Asia Pacific Focus 11:02 Landline 12:02 The World This Week 12:30 Compass 1:00 BBC World News

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Titanic: The Mission [s] 1:55 The Last Explorers: William Speirs Bruce [s] 3:00 France 24 International News 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 One Man & His Campervan [s] 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 The Lakes with Rory McGrath [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:35 Strip The City: Chicago [s] 8:35 Stephen Hawking’s Future Universe [s] 9:30 Housos: Melbourne (MA15+a,d,s,l) 10:00 Swift & Shift Couriers: Wedding (M a,v,s,l) 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:00 The World Game 11:30 Clown: Don’t Lift The Dog 12:00 Shorts on Screen (M s,l) 12:35 Derren Brown Investigates (PG) [s] 1:30 William Shatner’s Weird Or What?

Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise Prime7 5:30 [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Addicted To His Love” (PG a) (’98) Stars: Erin Grey 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG v,a) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 8:45 Winners & Losers: The Real Me (PG) 9:45 Parenthood: Nipple Confusion (PG s) 10:45 Scandal: Any Questions? (M) 11:40 That ‘70s Show: Canadian Road Trip (PG) [s] 12:05 It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (M) 12:30 Home Shopping

12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 Program To Be Advised 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 National Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 WIN News [s] 7:30 The Block: Fans V Faves: A Day of Surprises (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:30 2 Broke Girls (M) 10:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 11:30 Weeds: It’s Time - Part 1 (M l,d) 12:00 WIN News Late Edition [s] 12:30 A Current Affair [s] 1:00 Impractical Jokers (M) [s] 1:30 Extra [s] 2:00 Seaway (PG) 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News

ABC 24

Catalyst Bytes 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Talking Heads [s] 1:00 Landline [s] 2:00 Gardening Australia [s] 2:30 As Time Goes By [s] 3:00 East Of Everything (PG) [s] 4:00 New Tricks (PG) 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:05 Grand Designs: The Curved House: Clapham, South London [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Australian Story [s] 8:30 Four Corners [s] 9:15 Media Watch [s] 9:35 Q&A [s] 10:30 Lateline 11:05 The Business [s] 11:35 Dalziel And Pascoe (M) [s] 1:05 Movie: “A Canterbury Tale” (G) (’44) Stars: Eric Portman & Sheila Sim

GEM

9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Surfing The Menu (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 The All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “The Small Voice” (PG v) (’48) Stars: James Donald 3:00 Surfing The Menu (PG) 3:30 To Be Announced 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 Rapid Response (PG a) 8:30 What’s Your Emergency (M l,d) 9:30 Embarrassing Bodies (M mp,n) 10:30 Big Families (PG) 11:30 The Big C (M l,a) 12:00 Friends (PG) 12:30 Adventures In Rainbow Country 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

6:00 Children’s Programs 8:25 League Of Super Evil 8:45 Prank Patrol Super Show! 9:15 The Crust 9:40 Life With Boys 10:05 Naturally Sadie 10:30 The Wannabes 10:50 Girls In Love 11:15 MAL.COM 11:25 Dance Academy 1:30 Big Babies 1:45 I Got A Rocket 2:00 Sally Bollywood 2:15 My Place 2:40 Blue Water High 3:10 Mortified 3:35 WAC: World Animal Championships 4:00 The Little Prince 4:50 Splatalot 5:15 Kaeloo 5:25 Steam Punks! 5:50 Deadly 60 6:20 Spectacular Spider-Man 6:50 Conspiracy 365 (PG) 7:45 Jeopardy 8:35 The Killian Curse (PG h)

ABC3

SBS

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Al Jazeera News [s] 1:30 Cycling Central 2:30 Football Asia [s] 3:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 3:30 Speedweek [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Archaeology: A Secret History [s] 8:30 Spies of Warsaw (M a,v,l) [s] – Colonel Jean Fancois Merciers spy mission takes him undercover to Czechoslovakia, on the trail of the elusive ‘Chaika’. 10:15 Better Man (M a,d,s,l) [s] – This compelling true story looks at the remarkable life and death of Van Nguyen, a Vietnamese-Australian man who was convicted of drug trafficking in Singapore and executed for his crime in 2005. 12:10 Jayco Herald Sun Tour Highlights 12:45 Drama Movie: “A Screaming Man” (PG) (’10) (In French and Arabic) Worldwatch News 12:05 Into the SBS 2 5:20 Universe with Stephen Hawking 1:00 Brave New World with Stephen Hawking 2:05 Foodie Planet: Destination Greece 3:05 No Kitchen Required (PG a) 4:00 SBS PopAsia (PG) 6:00 G* Wars (PG) 6:55 Iron Chef 7:45 The World Of Jenks (PG) 8:30 South Park: Titties And Dragons (M a,l,v,s) 9:00 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 9:35 South Park (M s,l) 10:30 Jayco Herald Sun Tour 2014 11:00 Movie: “If You Are The One: 2” (PG) (In Mandarin) 1:10 The Phone: Netherlands (M l) 2:45 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi: Overnight - Day 2 *Live* 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M l,d,a) 1:00 The Doctors (M a,s) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET [s] 4:00 Good Chef, Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Olympic Winter Games: Sochi Tonight [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 So You Think You Can Dance Australia (PG) [s] 8:30 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi: Evening - Day 3 *Live* 9:30 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi: Evening - Day 3 *Live 1:00 Olympic Winter Games - Sochi: Overnight - Day 3 *Live*

7MATE

9:00 Gadget Geeks (PG) 10:00 Robo Cars 11:00 Motor Mate 1:30 Dream Car Garage 2:00 Hollywood Treasure 3:00 Xena - Warrior Princess 3:30 Dream Car Garage 4:00 Hercules 5:00 Just Shoot Me! 5:30 Seinfeld (PG) 6:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 7:00 How I Met Your Mother (PG s,a) 7:30 Rocket City Rednecks (PG) 8:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 9:30 American Restoration 10:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Sportsfan Clubhouse 12:30 The Chaser’s War On Everything (M l) 1:30 Is It Real? (M) 2:30 Motor Mate: Magic Mario 1978 5:00 Dream Car Garage (PG)

ABC

6:00 rage 7:30 Asia Pacific Focus [s] 8:00 Weekend Breakfast [s] 9:00 Insiders [s] 10:00 Offsiders [s] 10:30 Doc Martin [s] 11:30 Songs Of Praise: Llyn Peninsula [s] 12:00 Landline [s] 1:00 Talking Heads: Mark Bresciano [s] 1:30 Golf: Australian Ladies Masters 2014 6:00 Football: W-League: Round 12 - Brisbane Roar v Melbourne Victory [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 David Attenborough’s Rise of Animals: From The Seas To The Skies [s] 8:30 Rake (M l,s,v) 9:30 The Kangaroo Gang (M l) [s] 10:30 Ai Weiwei: Never Sorry (M a,l) [s] 12:00 Movie: “Play Misty For Me” (M a,s,v) (’71) Stars: Clint Eastwood 1:40 Dalziel & Pascoe: Guardian Angel (PG) 3:25 David Attenborough’s Rise Of Animals 6:00 Children’s Programs 4:25 Penelope 4:30 ABC2 Babar 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:15 Mofy 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specs 7:30 The True Story: Apollo 13 (PG) 8:15 Video Killed The Radio Star 8:40 My Child’s Not Perfect (M l) 9:30 Louis Theroux: The City Addicted to Crystal Meth (M a,l,d) 10:30 Unsafe Sex In The City (M) 11:25 We Ain’t Terrorists (M a,l,d,s) 12:25 Movie: “Mannequin” (M s) (’87) Stars: Kim Cattrall 1:50 Like A Version 2:00 ABC News Update

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:20 Charlie & Lola 5:35 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 5:45 The Hive 6:00 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters (PG) 8:30 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends: Christianity (M l) 9:20 Hell On Wheels: Purged Away With Blood (M v) 10:00 Arrested Development (PG) 10:25 My Child’s Not Perfect (M l) 11:10 Crownies (M l,s,v) 12:10 Atomic Assassin (M l,v) 1:00 Art Race 1:25 Hell On Wheels (M v) 2:15 ABC News Update

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:55 History Hunters 11:20 WAC: World Animal Championships 11:45 A World Of Wonders 12:00 BTN Extra 12:15 Backyard Science 12:40 CJ The DJ 1:00 Dex Hamilton 1:40 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 Rated A For Awesome 2:25 Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion 2:55 Blue Water High 3:30 Dead Gorgeous 4:05 Dennis & Gnasher 4:45 Kid Vs Kat 5:10 Grojband 5:40 The Aquabats! Super Show! 6:05 Life With Boys 6:30 Operation Ouch! 7:00 Horrible Histories 7:30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 8:25 My Place 8:50 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:20 Charlie & Lola 5:45 The Hive 6:00 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal 6:15 Mofy 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters: Colombian Slasher (PG) 8:20 The Checkout 8:30 Websex: What’s The Harm? (M) 9:30 Hard Time: The Convict Cycle 10:20 Arrested Development: Sad Sack (PG) 10:40 Highway Thru Hell (PG) 11:30 Crownies (M l,s,v) 12:25 River Monsters: Colombian Slasher (PG) 1:15 Being Human (M a,l,v) 2:20 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:05 Parallax 10:30 Steam Punks! 10:55 History Hunters 11:20 WAC 11:45 A World Of Wonders 12:00 BTN Extra 12:15 Backyard Science 12:40 CJ The DJ 1:00 Dex Hamilton 1:30 SheZow 1:40 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 Rated A For Awesome 2:25 Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion 2:55 Blue Water High 3:30 Dead Gorgeous 4:05 Dennis & Gnasher 4:45 Kid Vs Kat 5:10 Grojband 5:40 The Aquabats! 6:05 Life With Boys 6:30 Operation Ouch! 7:00 Horrible Histories 7:30 Star Wars 8:25 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life 8:50 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:00 Bigger Better Faster Stronger: Dryer 4:30 Survivorman: Temagami Hunting (PG) 5:20 Iron Chef 6:10 Ninja Warrior (PG) 6:40 If You Are The One 7:35 The Feed 8:05 30 Rock: Cutbacks (PG) 8:30 Life Support (M a) 9:00 Wilfred: Kiss Me Kat (MA15+a,l) 9:30 A-League Highlights Show 10:30 The Feed (M s,a) 11:00 Comedy Bang! Bang! (PG) 11:30 Don’t Tell My Mother.. Pakistan (PG) 12:30 Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Grim Reaper Gutters (MA15+s,a,v) 12:45 MXC (M s) 1:15 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Asia Pacific Focus 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 2:30 One Plus One 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Environment Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 9:35 Q&A 10:30 ABC News 11:02 The Drum 11:45 The Environment Quarter 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global 3:30 The Business 4:00 BBC World News 4:30 BBC Focus On Africa

SBS

5:00 Worldwatch News (All Day) 4:00 Bigger Better Faster Stronger (PG) 4:30 The World Game 5:00 A-League Highlights Show 6:05 Ninja Warrior (PG) 6:35 If You Are The One 7:30 The Feed 8:00 30 Rock: Jackie Jormp Jomp (PG) 8:30 Orphan Black: Variations Under Domestication (M s,v) 9:20 The Returned: Camille (M s,a,v) 10:25 The Feed 10:55 Comedy Bang! Bang! (M l) 11:25 Movie: “Private Eye” (MA15+a,v) (’09) (In Korean) 1:25 Tim And Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job (M s,l,d) 1:40 MXC (M s) 2:10 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 ABC News 9:30 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Newsline 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 2:00 Parliament Question Time 3:15 Afternoon Live 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Finance Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Finance Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline 2:00 Al Jazeera 3:00 BBC Global 3:30 The Business 4:00 BBC World News 4:30 BBC Focus On Africa 5:00 Al Jazeera

FREE TV Guide WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 12

Prime7

5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG)11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 Program To Be Advised 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 11:40 Olivia Lee: Dirty, Sexy, Funny (M) – All new hidden camera sketch comedy from Olivia Lee, featuring outrageous stunts and pranks. They’re dirty, sexy, and very, very funny. Tonight, Miss Single shows an estate agent where to stick his commission. 12:05 The Cult: Rise Up (M) 1:00 Home Shopping Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Coronation St 7TWO 9:30 (PG) 10:30 Beautiful Homes And Great Estates 11:00 Route 66 (PG) 12:00 Naked City (PG) 1:00 Homicide (M) 2:00 Movie: “Birdman Of Alcatraz” (PG v) (’62) Stars: Burt Lancaster 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation Street 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 Highway Patrol (PG) 8:00 Crash Investigation Unit (PG) 8:30 Fantasy Homes 9:30 Australia’s Best Houses (PG) 10:00 Britain’s Empty Homes 10:40 Homes Under The Hammer 12:00 The Bill (M) 1:00 Homicide (M) 2:00 Home Shopping

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6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:20 Charlie & Lola 5:45 The Hive 6:00 The Adventures of Abney & Teal 6:15 Mofy 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters: Killer Torpedo (PG) 8:30 Peep Show (M l,s,a) 9:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell 9:30 Hebburn: A Very Big Day (PG) 10:00 The Hollowmen (M l) 10:30 Arrested Development (PG) 10:50 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow (M s) 11:35 Crownies (M l,s,v) 12:35 Websex (M) 1:30 Psychoville (M a,v,l) 2:05 River Monsters (PG) 2:50 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:05 Parallax 10:30 Steam Punks! 10:55 History Hunters 11:20 WAC 11:45 A World Of Wonders 12:00 BTN Extra 12:15 Backyard Science 12:40 CJ The DJ 1:00 Dex Hamilton 1:30 SheZow 1:40 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 Rated A For Awesome 2:25 Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion 2:55 Blue Water High 3:30 Dead Gorgeous 4:05 Dennis & Gnasher 4:45 Kid Vs Kat 5:10 Grojband 5:40 The Aquabats! 6:05 Nowhere Boys (PG) 6:30 Operation Ouch! 7:00 Horrible Histories 7:30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars 8:25 WAC 8:50 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho

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