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Prime7
FRIDAY MARCH 29
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 Royal Children’s Hospital Good Friday Appeal *Live 12:00 Seven News Special: Good Friday Bulletin [s] 12:30 Royal Children’s Hospital Good Friday Appeal *Live 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Royal Children’s Hospital Good Friday Appeal *Live* – In the annual Good Friday tradition live from Docklands, TV stars, celebrities, journalists and sports men and women come together to help raise vital funds for the country’s leading Children’s Hospital. 12:00 The Late Movie: “Fascination” (MA15+ s) (’04) – Only a few weeks after her husband’s mysterious death, Maureen returns from a cruise with handsome Brit Oliver Vance in tow. Her son Scott is mortified. He still can’t believe that his father - a world-class athlete - actually drowned. Is it possible that Maureen and Oliver have known each other longer than just a few weeks; and if so, could they have possibly killed Scott’s father? Stars: Adam Garcia & Alice Evans 2:00 Home Shopping
Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation St GO! 7TWO 9:30 (PG) 10:30 Step By Step (PG) 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Movie: “Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation” (G) (’86) Stars: Hadley Kay 1:50 Movie: “Barabbas” (PG a,v) (’62) Stars: Anthony Quinn 4:40 Perfect Strangers: The King And I 5:10 Gardeners’ World 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Cirque Du Soleil Presents: Flow (PG) 8:40 Escape To The Country 9:40 Cowboy Builders (PG) 10:40 60 Minute Makeover 11:40 Movie: “The Man Who Loved Women (M a,s) (’83) Stars: Burt Reynolds 2:00 Designing Women
TEN
WIN
6:00 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Morning Summers Series (PG) 6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 ET [s] 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen De- 8:00 OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The Bold & The Beautiful Generes Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Encore 9:00 Judge Judy 9:30 Everyday Gourmet With JusLives (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking tine Schofield 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef10:30 Boy’s Weekend (PG) [s] 11:00 Bondi Vet (PG) 11:30 Bondi Res[s] 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat cue [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG d,a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (M a) 6:00 WIN News [s] [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 6:30 A Current Affair 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:30 Movie: “The Time Traveller’s Wife” (M v) (’08) – 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Lightning Point [s] A romantic drama about a Chicago librarian with a 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful gene that causes him to involuntarily time travel. 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] Stars: Johnny Galecki & Jim Parsons 10:40 Movie: “Message In A Bottle” (PG a,s,l) (’99) – A 6:00 The Simpsons: Judge Me Tender [s] dramatic story of love, lost and found. A woman finds 6:30 The Project [s] a romantic letter in a bottle washed ashore and tracks 7:30 American Idol: Week 13 - Performance & Results Show (PG) [s] down the author, a widowed shipbuilder whose wife 10:30 Friday Late Night Movie: “500 Days Of died tragically early. Stars: Kevin Costner Summer” (PG s,l) (’09) Stars: Geoffrey Arend 1:00 National News Late Edition [s] 1:30 Friday Night Football: Brisbane Broncos v Mel- 12:30 The Project Encore [s] 1:30 Late Show - David Letterman (PG) bourne Storm – From Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. 4:00 Extra – Co-hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menou 2:30 Infomercial (PG) 5:30 Religious Program (PG) 4:30 Good Morning America 6:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 Adventure Time (PG) 9:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 5:00 Ben 10 (PG v) 5:30 Young Justice (PG v) 6:00 The Looney Tunes Show 6:30 Tom & Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes 7:30 Movie: “Mr Troop Mom” (G) Stars: George Lopez 9:10 Movie: “Pineapple Express” (MA15+ d,s,l,v) – A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer. Stars: Seth Rogan 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 MAD (M) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (PG s,l) 3:30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG)
ABC 24
ABC3
Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today WIN -6:00 Saturday 10:00 Mornings 12:00 The Bottom TEN
6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Weekend (PG) 12:00 Special: Rolex Spirit of Yachting (PG) [s] 12:30 Possum’s Club 1:00 10 Years Younger (PG) 1:30 Movie: “Disney’s Leroy & Stitch” (G) 3:00 Movie: “Pixel Perfect” (G) (’04) Stars: Ricky Ullmanas & Leah Pipes 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Peter Mitchell’s Melbourne: Our Life and Times 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 1: Gold Coast v St Kilda *Live* – The Saints travel north to grab precious Round 1 points at Metricon Stadium on the Gold Coast. 11:00 World’s Wildest Police Videos (M) – A brazen burglar falls five stories trying to dodge the law. 12:00 The Late Movie: “No. 2 Nanna” (M l) (’06) – Maria, the matriarch of a Fijian family, worries about who she should name as her successor. Stars: Ruby Dee, Mia Blake & Rene Naufahu 2:00 Home Shopping
6:00 Children’s Programs 8:25 Dennis & Gnasher 8:50 Erky Perky 9:05 Tracey McBean 9:15 The Twisted Whiskers Show 9:30 Horrible Histories 2:25 Total Drama Island 2:50 The Twisted Whiskers Show 3:15 Kid Vs Kat 3:30 Almost Naked Animals 3:45 Chop Socky Chooks 4:10 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 The Jungle Bunch Back To The Ice Floe 6:30 Wolfblood 6:55 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 7:10 Life With Boys 7:30 Prank Patrol: Space Disaster 8:05 Good Game SP 8:30 Bushwhacked!: Grey Nurse Shark
9:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG v) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 8:00 Becker (PG) 8:30 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET (PG) 1:00 Omg! Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 The Love Boat (PG)
Prime7
9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “The Miracle Of Our Lady Of Fatima” (G) (’52) Stars: Gilbert Roland 2:00 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance (PG) 4:30 Mary Queen Of Shops (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 Friends (PG) 7:30 Friday Night Football: Brisbane Broncos v Melbourne Storm 10:00 Movie: “Last Man Standing” (M v,s,l) 12:00 Movie: “All The President’s Men” (M l) 2:45 Movie: “Army Of Darkness” (M v) (’92) 4:35 Law And Disorder
SBS TWO
ABC2
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5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 The Food Lovers Guide to Australia 1:30 Don Matteo: Election Campaign (PG) 2:30 Living Black [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Fiji: Island Flavours [s] 6:00 Wainwright Walks: Pillar [s] – Julia Bradbury faces more climbing than walking as she sets out on one of the most dramatic Lakeland routes. 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 The Great British Countryside: Yorkshire 8:35 Building the Great Cathedrals (PG) [s] – Nothing so awe-inspiring had ever been seen in medieval Europe. 9:35 As It Happened: Bomber Boys (PG) [s] – Ewan McGregor and his aviator brother Colin tell the story of the RAF’s Bomber Command. 11:15 Comedy Movie: “Just Sex and Nothing Else” (MA15+a,l,n,s) (’05) (In Hungarian) 1:05 Crime Movie: “Kurt Wallander: The Witness” (M v,l) (’10) (In Swedish) 2:45 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:05 Bookaboo 4:30 Play School 5:00 Driver Dan’s Story Train 5:25 Gaspard and Lisa 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Little Charley Bear 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters 8:40 Dawn Porter: Extreme Wife: Free Lover (M l,n,s) 9:30 Movie: “The Godfather” (MA15+ v) Stars: Marlon Brando 12:45 Set List: Gilbert Gottfried, Rove McManus & Fred Willard (M l,s) 1:10 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (PG) – Loved by both the public and his guests 2:00 River Monsters 2:50 ABC News Update
6:00 Football: Liverpool TV 9:00 M7 Multisport 9:30 NASCAR 11:30 Australian Rally Championship 12:30 Omnisport 1:00 Python Hunters 2:00 Get Smart (PG) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Big Fish, Small Boats 4:00 Cops (PG d) 4:30 Meteorite Men 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG l) 7:30 Undercover Boss Australia (PG a) 8:30 Law & Order: SVU (M a) 9:30 Basketball: NBL Championship 11:30 Black Gold (PG l) 12:30 Ross Kemp: In Search Of Pirates (M a) 1:30 LA Hard Hats (PG) 2:30 Meteorite Men 3:30 Animal Extractors 4:30 Animal Extractors
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7MATE
7:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 VIP: Val Who Cried Wolf (PG) 12:00 Shockwave (PG) 1:00 Flash Forward (M) 2:00 Motor Mate 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Nitro Circus Live (PG l) 7:00 Nitro Circus Live 7:30 Building The Ultimate: Submarine / Helicopter / Suspension Bridge 9:30 Movie: “Doomsday” (MA15+v,l) (’08) Stars: Malcolm McDowell 11:45 Punk’d (M) 12:10 Blokesworld (MA15+s,n) 12:40 Campus PD (M) 1:00 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 2:00 VIP (PG) 3:00 Shockwave (PG) 5:00 Dream Car Garage
ABC
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Planet Science 11:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 11:30 One Plus One [s] 12:00 The Making Of Stations Of The Cross 12:30 Poirot (PG) [s] 1:25 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 2:00 Waterloo Road (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Cambridgeshire Eco Home: Cambridgeshire [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 QI: Creatures [s] 8:00 Who’s Been Sleeping In My House? Paddington 8:30 The Doctor Blake Mysteries: All That Glitters (M v) [s] – A prospector announces to a crowded pub that he has struck gold and is later found dead. 9:30 Silk (M a,v) [s] – Martha Costello QC is defending an army captain in a court martial. 10:30 Murderland (M a,l,d,s) – A British thriller set in 1994 and the present day that tells the story of a murder through the eyes of three central characters. 12:30 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day programs) 6:05 Sophie Grigson in Thailand 6:40 Sarah Wiener’s Culinary Adventures in Austria 7:30 he Impressionists: Painting the People (PG) 8:40 Movie: “Jean de Florette” (M a,s,l) (’09) – A greedy landowner and his backward nephew conspire to block the only water source for an adjoining property. (In French) 10:50 Movie: “Manon des Sources” (PG) (’86) – A beautiful young shepherdess living in the countryside, discovers the truth about her father’s death. (In French) 12:50 Beyond Time (PG) 2:10 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 Midday Report 12:30 Newsline 1:00 ABC News 2:30 State To State 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:05 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 Big Ideas 7:00 ABC News 7:32 Planet America 8:00 News Exchange 8:32 One Plus One 9:00 The World 10:02 Who Makes The News? 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Big Ideas 12:00 Four Corners 12:45 ABC News 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Capital Hill 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 Best of One Plus One 4:00 BBC World News 4:30 BBC Focus
5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 The Cunning Little Vixen rage (G) 10:30 rage: Guest Programmer: ABC 6:00 Foals 11:30 Asia Pacific Focus [s] 12:00 Aus- SBS (PG) 2:45 Robert Lepage – French-Canadian the-
tralian Story [s] 12:30 The Checkout [s] 1:00 Football: VFL: Rnd 1: Port Melbourne Vs Werribee 4:00 The Navigators: Baudin v Flinders (PG) 4:55 Midsomer Murders: Hidden Depths (PG) 6:30 Gardening Australia [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Last Tango In Halifax (PG) [s] 8:30 Inspector George Gently: Goodbye China [s] 9:20 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries: King Memses’ Curse (M v) – Phryne is on the hunt for escaped prisoner Murdoch Foyle. Will she discover the truth behind her sister’s mysterious disappearance? 10:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell – Shaun Micallef is back and he’s MADDER than HELL! 10:30 Laid (M l,a) – In an effort to end Roo’s serial dying situation, Charlie seeks advice. But will it be enough to save Zach? 11:00 rage: Guest Programmer: Foals (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s, 5:00 rage (PG)
atre, film and multi-media actor. 2:55 Roberto Saviano: In the Shadow of Death [s] 3:55 The Chopin Preludes 4:00 New York: 20,000 Trees Under the Skyline 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Kate Humble [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:35 Salvage Hunters [s] – Meet modern-day treasure hunter Drew Pritchard. 8:35 Lilyhammer: Reality Check (M v,n,l) – After Frank The Fixer’ Tagliano testifies against his mafia boss in New York, he is forced to enter the witness protection program. 9:30 Drama Movie: “Babel” (MA15+v,s,d) (’06) – Armed with a rifle, two Moroccan boys set out to look after their family’s herd of goats. (In Spanish and Arabic) 12:05 Drama Movie: “Amores Perros” (MA15+a,v,l) (’01) (In Spanish) 2:45 Weatherwatch Overnight
Wizards Of Waverly Place 10:00 Home GO! 7TWO 9:30 Shopping 11:00 Coxy’s Big Break (PG)
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ABC2
SBS TWO
9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Greatest Ever: GEM 7MATE Bombers (PG) 12:00 Ultimate Spider-Man
8:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 9:00 The ABC3 11 Loop (PG v,sn) 11:30 Happy Days 12:00 Star Trek:
SATURDAY MARCH 30
6:00 Liquid Gold 7:00 Children’s Programs 8:30 Totally Wild [s] 9:00 Scope [s] 9:30 Totally Wild [s] 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 11:00 The Doctors (PG) [s] 12:00 Radar (PG l,s,a,v,d) 12:30 The Hit Rater.Com 1:00 Mooloolaba Triathlon Festival 2013 2:00 Easter Saturday Movie: “Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears A Who!” (G) 4:00 What’s Up Downunder 4:30 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors [s] 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Flaming Moe (PG v) 6:30 Before The Game (PG) [s] 7:30 Family Movie: “Shrek” (PG l,v) (’01) – Featuring the voices of Mike Myers and Cameron Diaz. 9:30 Saturday Night Movie: “Tomorrow When The War Began” (M v,l,d) (’10) Stars: Caitlin Stasey 11:40 Mr & Mrs Murder Encore (M v) 12:40 Can of Worms (M) 1:40 48 Hours (M a) [s] 2:30 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 It Is Written
11:30 Great South East 12:00 Creek To Coast 12:30 QLD Weekender 1:00 Sydney Weekender 2:00 Horse Racing 2013: Rosehill Guineas 5:30 Paul Merton In China (PG) 6:30 Heartbeat: Fair Game (PG) 7:30 Heartbeat: Red Herring (PG) 8:30 Taggart: Dead Reckoning (M v) 11:40 60 Minute Makeover 11:40 Paul Merton In China (PG) 1:40 Movie: “The Saint In London” (PG v) (’39) Stars: George Sanders 3:00 The Australians: The Trail (PG) 4:00 The World Around Us
12:30 Hook Line and Sinker (PG) 1:30 Treasure Divers (PG) 2:30 Rory And Paddy’s Great British Adventure (PG) 3:30 Freak Encounters (PG) 4:30 Verminators (PG) 5:30 Shockwave (PG) 6:30 Cities of the Underworld (PG) 7:30 Mighty Structures 8:30 Building The Ultimate: Tank / Passenger Jet 9:30 Movie: “Out Of Reach” (MA15+v) (’04) Stars: Steven Seagal 11:25 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 12:30 Freak Encounters (PG v) 1:00 VIP (PG v,s) 3:00 Treasure Divers (PG)
Line Icon: Christine Nixon (PG) 12:30 Gilligan’s Island 1:00 The Middle (PG) 1:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Gwyneth Paltrow 2:30 Movie: “With Honors” (PG l,s) (’94) Stars: Joe Pesci, Brendan Fraser 4:30 Antiques Roadshow 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Getaway (PG) 6:00 National News Saturday [s] 6:30 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos (PG) 7:30 Movie: “Happy Feet” (G) (’05) Stars: Robin Williams & Elijah Wood 9:40 Movie: “Leap Year” (PG l,v) (’96) Stars: Amy Adams & Matthew Goode 11:40 Late Movie: “Cake” (M l,s,d) (’05) Stars: Heather Graham, David Sutcliffe & Sandra Oh 1:30 Late Late Movie: “The Square” (MA15+) (’08) Stars: Joel Edgerton 3:30 Extra 4:00 Danoz 4:30 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 5:00 Gilligan’s Island 6:00 Children’s Programs 9:30 Generator Rex (PG v) 10:00 Young Justice: Invasion (PG) 10:30 Ben 10 11:00 Lockie Leonard 11:30 Stormworld 12:00 A Gurl’s Wurld (PG) 12:30 Winx Club (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 Two And A Half Men (PG s) 3:30 Suburgatory (PG) 5:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Runaway Vacation” (PG s,l) 8:30 Movie: “Semi Pro” (M s,l) 10:30 Movie: “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story” (MA15+ l,d,n) 12:30 Conan (M) 1:30 Extra 2:00 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 3:00 South Park (MA15+ s) 4:00 Conan (M) 9:30 Movie: “The Comedy Man” (PG a,s) (’64) Stars: Cecil Parker 11:20 Movie: “Travels With My Aunt” (PG) (’72) Stars: Maggie Smith 1:30 Postcards 2:00 Movie: “The Battle Of The Villa Fiorita” (PG s) (’65) Stars: Richard Todd 4:15 Movie: “Moonstruck” (PG a,l) (’87) Stars: Nicolas Cage 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: NY (M v) 9:30 CSI: Miami (M) 10:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v) 11:30 Without A Trace (M) 12:25 Movie: “Moonstruck” (PG a,l) (’87) Stars: Nicolas Cage 2:25 Movie: “Dunkirk” (PG v) (’58) Stars: John Mills
6:00 Grand-Am Rolex Sportscar Series 9:00 M7 Multisport 9:30 Geelong Multi Sport Festival 2013 10:30 Omnisport 11:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures (PG) 12:00 Animal Extractors 1:00 Tornado Intercept 2:00 Master Of Disaster 3:00 71 Degrees North 4:00 The WWE Experience 5:00 Everest: Beyond The Limit 6:00 Get Smart 6:30 Monster Jam 7:30 M*A*S*H 8:30 Movie: “Alien Resurrection” (M v,s,l) (’97) Stars: Sigourney Weaver 10:45 48 Hours (M s) 11:45 Ross Kemp: In Search Of Pirates (M a) 12:45 Animal Extractors (PG) 1:45 Omnisport 2:00 Summernats 26
Deep Space Nine (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Becker (PG) 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG) 10:30 The Graham Norton Show (M l,s) 11:30 The Loop (PG v,s,l) 2:00 Becker (PG) 2:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 3:00 Cheers (PG) 3:30 Sabrina (PG)
6:00 Children’s Programs 4:25 Miffy & Friends 4:30 Iconicles 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:45 Bananas in PJs 6:00 Little Charley Bear 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 Wild Things with Dominic Monaghan (PG) 8:20 Good Game 8:30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (M a,v) 9:15 Alan Partridge’s Mid-Morning Matters (M s) 9:30 Movie: “The Godfather: Part II” (MA15+ v) (’74) – The saga of the two Corleone generations continues Stars: Al Pacino 12:45 Red Dwarf X: Dear Dave / The Beginning (PG) 1:45 ABC News 6:00 Children’s Programs 8:40 Detentionaire 9:05 Good Game SP9:30 Dani’s House 2:25 Erky Perky 2:40 Don’t Blame The Koalas 3:00 Lockie Leonard 3:35 Stoked 4:00 Adventures Of Figaro Pho 4:15 Jibber Jabber 4:35 Steam Punks! 5:00 Young Dracula 5:30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 5:55 Deadly 60: South America 6:25 Prank Patrol: Muscle Mania 6:50 The Legend Of Dick And Dom 7:20 Good Game SP 7:50 You’re Skitting Me 8:15 Fruits Basket: Don’t Cry, For The Snow Will Surely Melt (PG) 8:40 Voltron: Defender of the Universe: Red Moon Rises Again
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Sophie Grigson in Thailand 6:30 A Bite of China: Our Rural Heritage 7:30 The Impressionists: Final Flourish – A closer look at the late years of Impressionism. 8:40 Dangerous Edge: A Life of Graham Greene (PG) – A study of the life of the author. 9:45 Movie: “The Page Turner” (PG) (’06) – A gifted young pianist fails her entrance examine because of the president of the jury’s offhand manner. (In French) 11:15 Movie: “The Sovereign’s Servant” (MA15+v) (’08) (In French) 1:25 Edward Hopper & the Blank Canvas 2:25 Weatherwatch Overnight
ABC 24
8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Rural Quarter 1:02 National Press Club 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Big Ideas 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Australian Story 5:00 ABC News 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Foreign Correspondent 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 Big Ideas Sampler 9:00 ABC News 9:32 The World This Week 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Planet America 11:02 Q&A 12:02 Big Ideas 1:00 BBC World News 1:30 Foreign Correspondent 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
Prime7
SUNDAY MARCH 31
6:00 Nopalea Wellness Challenge 6:30 Danoz 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 AFL Game Day (PG) 11:30 Footy Flashbacks 1:00 Mercurio’s Menu [s] 1:30 Program To Be Advised 5:30 Coxy’s Big Break [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Sunday Night [s] 7:30 Border Security - Australia’s Front Line (PG) 8:00 The Force - Behind The Line (PG) – In April 2011, the infamous Naval warship HMAS Adelaide was scuttled off the NSW Central Coast. We reveal the exclusive behind the scenes police operation. 8:30 Castle: Death Gone Crazy / The Limey (M s,v,a) – When the founder of an adult video franchise is murdered, Castle and Beckett are confronted with a long list of suspects who all have a motive. 10:30 Law & Order: LA: Hayden Tract (M a) – When a crazed gunman opens fire during a rally with State Senator Celeste Kelman, seven innocent people are killed, including the Senator. 11:30 That ‘70s Show: Romantic Weekend (PG) 12:00 Special: Mountains Of Adventure 1:00 Home Shopping
Mad About You (PG) 10:00 Easter 7TWO 9:30 Movie: “The Greatest Story Ever Told” (PG GO!
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8:30 Home Shopping 9:30 Freak Encoun- GEM 7MATE ters (PG) 10:30 Special: Beneath Alcatraz
v) (’65) Stars: Charlton Heston 2:00 Home & Away Catch-up (PG a,n) 4:30 Movie: “A Walton Easter” (PG a) (’97) Stars: Ralph Waite 6:30 Movie: “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” (PG v,a) (’98) Stars: Bob Hoskins 8:40 Escape To The Country 9:40 60 Minute Makeover 10:40 Homes Under The Hammer 12:00 The Shield: The Quick Fix (MA15+v) 1:00 The Australians: Pro (PG) 1:30 The Australians: The Windsors (PG) 2:00 The Australians: Rock ‘n’ Roll (PG) 2:30 The Bill (M) 4:30 The World Around Us
11:30 Special: Manapouri - The Toughest Tunnel 12:30 Hook Line and Sinker 1:30 Rory & Paddy’s Great British Adventure (PG l,) 2:30 Verminators (PG) 3:30 Shockwave (PG) 4:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 5:30 The Amazing Race 6:30 Swamp Men (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Cruel Intentions 2” (M l,s,n) (’01) Stars: Robin Dunne 10:20 Movie: “Cruel Intentions 3” (MA15+s,a) (’98) Stars: Kerr Smith 12:10 Deadliest Warrior (M v) 1:00 Rory & Paddy’s Great British Adventure (PG l,s)
Prime7
6:00 Children’s Programs 9:30 Generator Rex (PG) 10:00 Batman (PG) 10:30 Ben 10 (PG v) 11:00 Sym-bionic Titan (PG v) 12:00 Winx Club (PG v) 1:00 Manly Surf (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG l) 4:00 The Hills (PG) 4:30 The Middle (PG) 6:30 Suburgatory (PG) 7:00 The Middle (PG) 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Ned Kelly” (M a,v) Stars: Naomi Watts 11:00 South Park: Hell On Earth 2006/ Stanley's Cup (MA15+ a,v,l) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Suburgatory (PG) 1:30 The Middle (PG) 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG l) 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Extra
6:40 Movie: “The Ship That Died Of Shame” (PG) (’55) Stars: Richard Attenborough 8:30 TV Shop 10:10 Movie: “Watch Your Stern” (PG l) (’60) Stars: Sid James 12:00 The Avengers (PG) 1:00 The Garden Gurus 1:30 Getaway (PG) 2:00 Sunday Footy Show (NRL) 4:00 Football: Penrith Panthers v Gold Coast Titans 6:00 Motorway Patrol (PG) 6:30 Antiques Roadshow 7:30 Police Interceptors (PG l) 8:30 Lions For Lambs (M v,l) 10:30 True CSI: Cold Blood: Ivy League Murder (MA15+v,a) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:30 Gideon’s Way (PG) 1:30 TV Shop
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9:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 American Idol Encore (PG) 2:30 Neighbours - Encore 5:00 Merlin (PG v) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 The Simpsons (PG) 8:00 Futurama (PG s,a,v) 8:30 Movie: “The Love Guru” (M l,s,d) (’08) Stars: Mike Myers 10:20 The Office (PG) 11:20 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 12:20 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 12:50 7th Heaven (PG) 1:55 The Love Boat (PG) 3:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 4:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
ABC3
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ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 Planet Sci5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Nana Mouskouri: Live at ABC 6:00 ence [s] 10:50 Seed Hunter (PG) 11:45 At The SBS the Royal Albert Hall 3:00 France 24 International
9:00 Home & Away 9:30 Sons And Daugh- GO! 7TWO ters 10:00 Coronation Street 10:30 Step By
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Step 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The Royal (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Lost In The Desert” (PG a) (’70) Stars: Jamie Uys 4:10 Mad About You (PG) 4:40 Perfect Strangers 5:10 Gardeners’ World 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Mighty Ships 8:30 Waking The Dead (M v) 9:40 Around The World In 90 Minutes (PG) 11:30 The Shield: Dead Soldiers (MA15+v) 12:30 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:30 Designing Women (PG) 2:00 Mad About You (PG) 2:30 The Martha Stewart Show
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5:30 Worldwatch 8:30 PopAsia 10:30 Death of the Megabeasts [s] 11:30 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: Colombia (PG) 12:30 Al Jazeera News 1:30 Living Black (PG) [s] 2:00 Speedweek [s] 4:00 UEFA Champions League Magazine [s] 4:30 Cycling Central [s] 5:00 Netball: ANZ Championship 5:35 Inspector Rex: Poison Gas (PG) 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Lost Worlds: Treasures Decoded: The Gospel of Jesus Wife (PG) [s] – A newly discovered artefact is potentially the most controversial ever found. 8:30 Solar Storms: The Threat to Planet Earth [s] – There is a new kind of weather to worry about, and it comes from our nearest star. 9:30 The Bigamist Bride (M a,l) [s] – At the age of 30, Emily Horne has been married five times - but she never bothered to get divorced. In her wake she’s left a string of confused husbands and lovers. 10:30 Tour of Flanders 2013 1:35 Weatherwatch Overnight
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6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 ET [s] 8:00 OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:00 Judge Judy (PG) 9:30 Everyday Gourmet 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore (PG l) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M v,d) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG s,mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) 8:30 Movie: “Mean Girls” (M a) (’04) Stars: Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercials (PG) 4:30 Destined To Rein (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning
6:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 Power Rangers Super Samurai (PG) 12:00 Ben 10: Alien Force (PG) 4:00 Kids’ WB Weekdays (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:00 Suburgatory (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 7:30 Top Gear (PG) 9:00 To Be Announced 9:30 Movie: “Machete” (MA15+ v,l,n) 11:00 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Suburgatory (PG) 1:30 TMZ (PG) 2:00 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (PG) 3:30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Extra 5:10 Monsuno (PG)
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6:00 rage 6:30 Children’s Programs 9:00 The Schools Spectacular 2012 [s] 11:30 Songs Of Praise: The First Easter [s] 12:00 Challenge, Change, Faith: Catholic Australia And The Second Vatican Council [s] 1:00 Travel Oz [s] 1:30 Cheese Slices (PG) [s] 1:55 How The Earth Was Made: Iceland [s] 2:40 My Favourite Album (PG) [s] 4:10 The Private Life Of An Easter Masterpiece 5:00 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life [s] 5:30 Deadly 60: On A Mission: Mexico, Panama [s] 6:00 Antiques Master [s] 6:30 Compass: Horse Power [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Program To Be Advised 8:30 Call The Midwife (M a) [s] 9:30 Miranda: It Was Panning (PG) 10:00 Rev (M l,s) – Ambition is in the air. 10:30 Shakespeare Uncovered 11:25 In Search Of Beethoven [s] 12:15 Angels In The Dust (M a) [s] 1:50 Movie: “Appointment In London” (G) (’52) 3:25 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 4:05 The New Inventors [s]
6:00 Animal Extractors (PG) 9:00 Meteorite Men 10:00 Fear Factor (PG l) 11:00 Sport Science 12:30 Golf: 2013 NZ PGA 1:00 M7 Multisport 1:30 Omnisport 2:00 Master Of Disaster (PG) 3:00 Everest: Beyond The Limit (PG l) 4:00 Fishing Addiction 5:00 Black Gold (PG v) 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Megastructures Breakdown (PG) 7:30 World’s Toughest Trucker (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Underground: The Julian Assange Story” (M s,v) 10:30 Law & Order: SVU (M a) 11:30 LA Hard Hats (PG l) 12:30 Fear Factor (PG) 1:30 Fear Factor 1:30 Black Gold 2:30 M*A*S*H
6:00 Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning 6:00 Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series Show [s] 12:30 Seven Morning News [s] (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 1:00 Program To Be Advised 2:30 2013 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The AFL Premiership Season *Live – Losing Grand Finalists View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now Hawthorn will be out to prove a point as they take on Gee- [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News [s] long. 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour 7:00 Home & Away (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 8:30 Movie: “Salt” (M v,l) (’10) – CIA officer, Evelyn 8:30 Revenge: Revelations (M) [s] – Nolan is conSalt swore an oath but her loyalty will be tested when fronted with a skeleton from his past, and Daniel’s she is accused of being a Russian spy. Salt goes on the leading role is challenged as Emily and Aiden weave run, using her skills as a covert operative to elude captheir way through the company. ture and prove her innocence. Stars: Angelina Jolie 9:30 How I Met Your Mother: Bad Crazy (PG) 10:30 Footy Classified (M) 10:15 The Mindy Project: Two To One (PG s) – 11:30 Extra [s] Mindy isn’t getting respect from Danny and Jeremy, 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] so she goes off to experience life as her own boss. 1:00 Worst Case Scenario: Downed Power Line/Dog 10:45 Private Practice: Apron Strings (M) – Addison’s Attack (M s) role as a parent is challenged when Henry’s biologi- 1:30 The New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) cal mother reappears. 2:00 The Avengers: The See-Through Man (PG) 11:45 Happy Endings: In The Heart Of The Noche (PG) 3:00 Danoz 12:15 Harry’s Practice (PG) [s] 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 1:00 Home Shopping 5:00 Early Morning News
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6:00 Easter Sunrise Service 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 6:00 Religious Programs 7:00 Totally Wild 8:00 Living Wide World Of Sports 11:00 Sunday Footy Show (AFL) Dangerously [s] 9:00 Lord Howe - The Last Paradise [s] 1:00 Afternoon Movie: “Which Way To The Front?” (G) 10:00 The Bolt Report [s] 10:30 Meet The Press [s] (’70) Stars: Jerry Lewis 3:00 Movie: “Easter Parade” (G) 11:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 12:00 Australian Rally Championship 2013: Round 1 (’48) Stars: Jerry Lewis 5:30 Customs (PG) 1:00 Basketball: NBL Championship 2012/13 6:00 National News [s] 3:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 6:30 10 Scariest Plane Landings (PG) 4:00 Places We Go With Jennifer Adams 7:30 60 Minutes [s] 8:30 The Mentalist: Every Rose Has Its Thorn (M v) – 4:30 Meet The Press: Afternoon Edition [s] The owner of a matchmaking service is murdered, and 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: The Ned-Liest Catch (PG s) Jane believes the man’s wife is the killer. 9:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Altered Stakes 6:30 Bondi Rescue Special (PG) [s] (M v) – A man Nick helped put in prison gets his con- 7:00 Modern Family: Halloween (PG) 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) viction overturned. 8:30 Elementary: The Long Fuse (M v) 10:30 CSI: Miami: Special Delivery (M v) 9:30 The Graham Norton Show (M) [s] 11:30 Flashpoint: Fortress (M v) 12:30 Sunday Football: Penrith Panthers v Gold Coast 10:30 Movie: “Event Horizon” (M l,v,h) (’97) Stars: Laurence Fishburne Titans – From Centrebet Stadium, Penrith. 12:35 48 Hours (M a) 2:30 20/20 1:30 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Danoz 4:30 Destined To Rein (PG) 4:00 Good Morning Australia 5:00 Religious Programs 5:00 Early Morning News
6:00 Children’s Programs 4:25 Miffy & Friends 4:30 Iconicles 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Little Charley Bear 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 Conspiracy Road Trip (PG) 8:30 Great Ormond Street (PG) 9:30 Movie: “The Godfather: Part III” (M l,v) (’90) Stars: Al Pacino 10:00 Meet The Young Americans (PG) 12:15 The Town That Caught Tourette’s (M a) 1:05 Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan: Cameroon 1:50 ABC News Update
6:00 Children’s Programs 7:40 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho 7:50 Jibber Jabber 8:10 Dennis And Gnasher 8:35 You’re Skitting Me 9:00 Dani’s House 9:30 Horrible Histories 2:20 Mortified 2:45 Blue Water High 3:10 Double Trouble 3:35 Round The Twist 4:00 Jibber Jabber 4:25 The Jungle Book 5:00 Bindi’s Bootcamp 5:25 Steam Punks! 5:55 Survive This 6:15 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 6:30 Horrible Histories 7:00 The Avengers: Iron Man Is Born 7:25 Tower Prep: Trust 8:10 Weekend News 8:15 The Killian Curse (PG) 8:35 Good Game SP
Movies: Short Cuts [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Broadside: Emerging Empires Collide 1:30 Meerkat Manor [s] 2:00 Waterloo Road (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Glass & Timber House: Dulwich, London [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Australian Story [s] 8:30 Four Corners [s] 9:20 Media Watch [s] 9:35 Q&A [s] – Hosted by Tony Jones. 10:35 Lateline [s] 11:10 The Silence (M s,d) 12:10 The Gathering Storm (M a) 1:40 Grand Designs: The Glass & Timber House: Dulwich, London 2:30 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 3:45 Movie: “High, Wide And Handsome” (PG) (’37) Stars: Irene Dunne
5:05 Worldwatch (All day) 6:00 Sophie Grigson in Thailand 6:30 Rene Redzepis Noma (PG) 7:30 Titanic: The Mission: Safety (PG l) – The engineers explore the safety features on board the Titanic. 8:30 The Extraordinary Voyage (PG) – Charts Georges Mills’ career and the history of silent cinema. 9:45 A Trip to the Moon 10:00 SOS: Man & Boy / The Hounds / Profile / Two Out / Lonely Dogs (MA15+) 11:10 Movie: “Whisky With Vodka” (M v,s,l) (’09) – An over-the-hill actor’s drinking threatens to ruin his latest film. (In German) 12:15 Weatherwatch Overnight
7:32 Asia Pacific 8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Weather Quarter 1:02 Big Ideas 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Inside Edge: Ken Rosewall 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Need To Know 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Planet America 5:00 ABC News 5:32 At The Movies 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Australian Story 7:00 ABC News 7:32 The World This Week 8:02 The Hunter 9:00 ABC News 9:32 One Plus One 10:00 ABC News 10:30 Big Ideas 11:02 Landline 11:30 Inside Edge 12:02 Compass 12:30 Planet America 1:00 BBC World News
News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 Massive Moves: Impossible Ice [s] 5:30 Global Village: The Eton of Africa 6:00 Wainwright Walks: The Peak Express [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Mythbusters: Bikes and Bazookas (PG) [s] – Adam and Jamie test the myth that a motorcycle is a greener machine than a car from the same time period. 8:30 One Lucky Elephant (PG) – After 16 years of performing, circus owner David Balding realises that Flora, the orphaned baby African elephant he adopted, is no longer happy performing. 10:00 RocKwiz – Hosted by Julia Zemiro. 11:00 The World Game: A-League Finals 11:30 The World Game: Global Edition 12:00 SOS: Man and Boy / The Hounds / Two Out / Lonely Dogs (PG) 1:05 The Family UK (M l) 2:05 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:05 Bookaboo 4:15 Five Minutes More 4:25 Miffy And Friends 4:30 Play School 5:00 Thomas and Friends 6:00 Little Charley Bear 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 To Be Announced 8:20 Iron Men: Against The Wind 8:40 Doctor Who: The Bells Of St John 9:30 The Fades (M a,l,s,v) 10:25 Program To Be Advised 11:15 Can We Get Married? (PG) 12:00 The Fades (M a,l,s,v) 12:55 Haven: Ball And Chain (PG) 1:40 Monkey Thieves: Drug Raid 2:05 ABC News Update
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6:00 Children’s Programs 7:35 Almost Naked Animals 7:50 Chop Socky Chooks 8:15 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho 8:25 Dennis & Gnasher 9:00 Tracey McBean 9:30 Dani’s House 2:20 Total Drama Island 2:45 The Twisted Whiskers Show 3:10 Kid Vs Kat 3:25 Almost Naked Animals 3:40 Chop Socky Chooks 4:10 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 6:30 Wolfblood 6:55 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 7:10 Kratt Bros 8:05 Wolverine And The X-Men 8:25 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life
ABC 24
6:00 NASCAR 9:30 Australian Rally Championship 10:30 Omnisport 11:00 Ironman 70.3 Auckland 12:00 The Australia Post Stawell Gift 2013 3:00 Omnisport 3:30 Big Fish, Small Boats 4:00 Meteorite Men 5:00 Masterchef USA 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 COPS (PG l,d) 7:30 Python Hunters (PG) 8:30 Movie: “G.I Joe: The Rise Of Cobra” (M v) (’09) Stars: Channing Tatum & Marlon Wayans10:55 Ross Kemp: In Search Of Pirates (M a) 12:55 Black Gold (PG) 1:55 M*A*S*H (PG) 2:25 Omnisport 2:55 Football: Liverpool TV
ABC2
9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours (PG) 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:00 Raising Hope (PG) 8:30 Supernatural (M) 9:30 American Horror Story (MA15+v,a) 10:30 Californication (MA15+l,n) 11:05 Cheers (PG) 11:35 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 The Love Boat
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 The World Game 7:00 Community (PG) 7:30 The Antics Roadshow (PG) 8:30 Benidorm Bastards (M s,l) – An edgy hidden camera show in which seven elderly people are the protagonists. 9:30 Bullet in the Face: Meet Gunter Vogler / Angel of Death (MA15+v,s) 10:25 Russell Howard’s Good News (PG) 11:00 Movie: “Swift & Shift Couriers” (M l,s,n) – It’s Leanne’s first day at courier depot and she meets the good, the bad and the stinky. 11:30 Frisky Dingo 12:05 Weatherwatch Overnight
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5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Drama Movie: “Little InABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business ABC 6:00 Today [s] 10:00 Behind The News 11:00 Big SBS dian Big City” (PG) (’94) (in French) 2:45 Carpet:
9:00 NBC Today 10:00 NBC Meet The Press 11:00 VIP (PG v) 12:00 Shockwave (PG) 1:00 Motor Mate (PG) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Cash Cowboys; Hey, Big Spender (PG) 8:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 9:30 American Restoration: Keep On Trucking / Ice Cold (PG) 10:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Bid America (PG) 12:00 Warehouse 13 (M) 1:00 VIP: Scents and Sensibility (PG) 2:00 Shockwave (PG) 3:00 Motor Mate (M) 4:00 Dream Car Garage 5:00 My Ride: 68 Chevelle Malibu / 1989 Ford Taurus
8:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Gypsy” (G) (’62) Stars: Natalie Wood 2:00 First Love Second Chance (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Antiques Roadshow 4:30 Police Interceptors (PG l) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 8:30 Super Nanny USA (PG) 9:30 Embarrassing Bodies (M mp,n) 10:30 Air Crash Confidential (M) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Footy Classified (M) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Asia Pacific Focus 1:00 ABC News 2:30 One Plus One 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 To Be Announced 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:30 7. 30 9:00 The World 9:35 Q&A 10:30 ABC News 11:00 The Drum 11:45 To Be Announced 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global 3:30 Best of One Plus One 4:00 BBC World News
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show 6:00 Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Mitch Albom’s For The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The One More Day” (PG a,l) (’07) Stars: Ellen Burstyn View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now 2:00 Dr Oz: The Detox Solution: Dr. Oz’s 48-Hour [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News Weekend Cleanse (PG) 5:30 Hot Seat 3:00 Mercurio’s Menu [s] – Paul travels to Echuca, 6:00 The WIN News Hour an agricultural district on the Murray River which of- 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) fers organic products and it’s all on the menu today. 8:00 2 Broke Girls (PG s,l) 3:30 Minute To Win It (PG) – A father and daughter 8:30 Movie: “Angels & Demons” (M v) (’09) – Harteam, team up in an effort to win the top prize. vard symbologist Robert Langdon works to solve a 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] murder and prevent a terrorist act against the Vatican. 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] Stars: Tom Hanks & Ewan Mcgregor 6:00 Seven News [s] 11:20 Extra 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG a) [s] 1:00 Survivors (M a,v) – Armed thugs lay claim to all 7:30 Program To Be Advised the shops in the area, leaving the rest of the survivors 11:30 Against The Wall (M a) – Abby and Lina are without food or water. sent to investigate when a young girl is trampled dur- 2:00 Seaway: What The Rats Knew (PG) ing a brawl that broke out among cops at a wedding 3:00 Danoz being held at a nearby hotel. 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 12:30 Home Shopping 5:00 Early Morning News
6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 ET [s] 8:00 OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:00 Judge Judy (PG) 9:30 Everyday Gourmet 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG s,mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG) 8:30 NCIS: Recovery (M v) [s] 9:30 NCIS: Los Angeles: Hunted (M) [s] 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show With David Letterman 1:00 Infomercials (PG) 4:30 Destined To Rein (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning
Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation 7TWO 9:30 St 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The Martha GO!
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6:00 Basketball: NBL 8:30 Mooloolaba Triathlon 9:30 Omnisport 10:00 Major League Baseball 1:00 The WWE Experience 2:00 Omnisport 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Big Fish, Small Boats 4:00 Meteorite Men 5:00 Masterchef USA 6:00 M*A*S*H (PG) 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 COPS (M l) 7:30 Nature’s Power Revealed (PG) 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M v) 9:30 Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon (M l) 10:30 Super Rugby 11:35 71 Degrees North (PG) 12:35 World’s Toughest Trucker (PG) 1:35 M*A*S*H 2:05 Fear Factor (PG) 3:05 Omnisport
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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:30 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Glee 8:30 Fashion Star (PG) 9:30 Snog Marry Avoid (PG l) 10:10 Snog Marry Avoid? (PG s) 10:50 Offspring (M l,s) 11:50 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:40 ET 1:10 Omg! The Insider 1:40 Happy Days
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Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The Royal (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Who’s Minding The Mint?” (G) (’67) Stars: Jim Hutton 4:10 Mad About You (PG) 4:40 Perfect Strangers 5:10 Gardeners’ World 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Borderline (PG) 8:00 Motorway Patrol (PG l) 8:30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Papillon” (PG+v,a,l,n) (’73) Stars: Steve McQueen 12:30 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:30 Designing Women (PG) 2:00 Mad About You 2:30 The Martha Stewart Show
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8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 NBC Today (PG) 11:00 VIP (PG v,h) 12:00 Shockwave (PG) 1:00 Panic Mechanics: Dragster 1:30 Motor Mate 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Family Guy (M) 9:00 American Dad (M) 9:30 Family Guy (M s,a) 10:30 American Dad (M) 11:30 Scare Tactics (PG) 12:00 Blokesworld (MA15+s,n) 12:30 30 Rock: Dealbreakers Talk Show (PG) 1:30 V. I.P (PG) 2:30 Shockwave: #23 (PG) 3:30 Dream Car Garage 4:30 Motor Mate: World’s Fastest Race Bikes
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 The Middle (PG) 11:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:00 Suburgatory (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 8:30 Movie: “The Switch” (M a,n) Stars: Jennifer Aniston 10:30 Movie: “Porky’s” (MA15+ s,n,l) Stars: Wyatt Knight 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 3:30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG)
GEM
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Mad About The House (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Our Miss Fred” (PG s) (’73) Stars: Danny La Rue 2:00 First Love Second Chance (PG l) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Super Nanny USA (PG a,l) 4:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 5:30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Zoo Juniors 8:30 The Closer: Fool’s Gold (M) 9:30 The Closer (M d) 10:30 The Mentalist (M v) 11:30 Without A Trace (M) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop
Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Q&A [s] 1:30 Compass [s] 2:00 Waterloo Road (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Underground House: Cheltenham [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 8:30 New Tricks: Wicca Work (PG) [s] 9:30 At The Movies [s] 10:00 The Book Club: April (M l) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Four Corners [s] 12:20 Media Watch [s] 12:35 Desperate Romantics (M l,s) [s] 1:30 Grand Designs: The Underground House: Cheltenham (PG) [s] 2:30 Football: VFL: Round 1: Port Melbourne v Werribee [s] 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:05 Bookaboo 4:15 Five Minutes More 4:25 Miffy & Friends 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Little Charley Bear 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 8:20 The Onion News Network 8:30 Good Game (M a) 9:05 Set List (M l,s) 9:30 Unsafe Sex In The City (M l,s,a) 10:30 River Monsters 11:20 Virgin Swimmers (PG) 12:00 Later...With Jools Holland 1:05 Sanctuary: Sleepers (M v) 1:45 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Bushwacked! 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 The Twisted Whiskers Show 2:05 Almost Naked Animals 2:20 Chop Socky Chooks 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Wolfblood 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 The Killian Curse (PG) 8:05 Iron Man 8:25 My Great Big Adventure 8:50 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho
A Composition 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: New Caledonia 6:00 Wainwright Walks: Discovering Snowdonia 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Who Do You Think You Are?: Adam Hills (PG) [s] – Comedian and television presenter Adam Hills traces the desperate journeys undertaken by his migrant ancestors. 8:30 Insight – Australian current affairs forum, with lively debate and powerful first-person stories. 9:30 Dateline [s] – Dateline travels to China to explore the stories of families grappling with autism. 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:00 Comedy Movie: “Medal of Honour” (M s,l) (’09) – One day Ion, a 75-year-old Romanian man, accidentally receives a Medal of Honour for some ‘heroic’ actions back in WWll. (In Romanian) 12:55 Anna Pihl (M l,a,d,v) 1:50 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Spanish 101 7:30 Mythbusters: Blue Ice (PG) 8:30 Don’t Tell My Mother... Afghanistan – Host Diego Buel travels to some of the world’s most dangerous places, looking beyond the headlines. 9:30 Warrior Road Trip: Boni and Lemarti Take Kenya – A cross-continental journey undertaken by Boni and Lemarti, two warriors from the Masai culture. 10:25 Russell Howards Good News 11:00 Autopsy: Life & Death: Circulation (MA15+a,n) 12:00 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Newsline 1:00 ABC News 2:30 Inside Edge 3:15 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 To Be Announced 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 To Be Announced 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global News 3:30 The Business 4:00 BBC World News
Prime7
TEN
ABC
SBS
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 For The Juniors 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 National Press Club Address [s] 1:30 At The Movies [s] 2:00 Waterloo Road (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 6:00 Grand Designs: The Decagon House: Oxford [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell 8:30 Tractor Monkeys [s] 9:00 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting (M a) [s] 9:30 Adam Hills: The Last Leg [s] 10:00 The Thick Of It (MA15+l) 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Identity (M l,s,v) 12:20 Agatha Christie’s Partners In Crime: The House Of Lurking Death [s] 1:15 Grand Designs: The Decagon House: Oxford [s] 2:00 rage (MA15+a,d,l,n,s,v) 2:30 Football: SANFL: Round 1: Port Sturt v Eagles
5:05 Worldwatch 5:30 UEFA Champions League - Quarter-final (1st Leg) 8:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Insight [s] 2:00 Dateline [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Batmania [s] 6:00 Wainwright Walks: The Birth of Steam 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Wildest Arctic: Iceland: Land of Fire and Ice (PG) [s] – On the highly volcanic Mid-Atlantic Ridge, new land is forged every day. 8:30 World’s Most Dangerous Roads: Ho Chi Minh Trail (M l) [s] – Comedian Sue Perkins and actress Liza Tarbuck drive the legendary Ho Chi Minh Trail. 9:35 Immigration Nation: The Secret History of Us (PG) [s] – After WWll our country opened its doors to a million immigrant. 10:35 World News Australia Late [s] 11:05 Drama Movie: “Children of Glory” (MA15+v) (’06) (In Hungarian) 1:15 Black Comedy Movie: “Love & Other Crimes” (M v,l,a,n) (’08) (In Serbian) 3:10 Weatherwatch Overnight
Home & Away 9:30 Sons & Daughters 7TWO 9:00 10:00 Coronation Street 10:30 Step By Step GO!
ONE
6:00 I Fish 7:00 Sport Science 8:00 Rugby Classic Matches 10:00 Major League Baseball 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 M7 Multisport 2:00 Sport Science 3:00 Super Rugby Extra Time 4:05 Get Smart 4:35 Cops (PG l) 5:00 Masterchef USA 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG s) 7:30 White Collar (M) 8:30 Burn Notice (M) 9:30 Blue Bloods (M v) 10:30 The Killing (M s,d) 11:30 Expedition Impossible (PG) 12:30 M*A*S*H 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 M7 Multisport (PG) 2:00 Australian Rally Championship 3:00 Major League Baseball
ABC2
SBS TWO
9:00 NBC Today 11:00 VIP: Deconstruct- GEM 7MATE ing Peri (PG) 12:00 Shockwave: #24 (PG)
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10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Simpsons 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 The Simpsons (PG) 9:00 Futurama (PG) 9:30 The Cleveland Show (M v) 10:00 Frasier (PG) 11:00 Cheers 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider
ABC3
ABC 24
WEDNESDAY APRIL 3
THURSDAY APRIL 4
WIN
6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 ET [s] 8:00 OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:00 Judge Judy (PG) 9:30 Everyday Gourmet 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore [s]] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (M mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Modern Family (PG) [s] 8:30 Mr & Mrs Murder (M v) 9:30 The Good Wife: Runnin’ With The Devil (M) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show With David Letterman 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 Destined To Rein (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Flirting With Forty” (PG s,l) (’08) Stars: Heather Locklear 2:00 Dr Oz: Cut Your Carb Cravings In One Week: The Revolutionary Plan For Weight Loss (PG) 3:00 Mercurio’s Menu [s] 3:30 Minute To Win It (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 8:30 Last Resort: Damn The Torpedoes (M) – Sam is mourning the perceived loss of his wife, Christine, causing him to take his anger out on Sophie. 9:45 Highway Patrol (PG) 10:15 WWII Lost Films: The Air War (M v,a) [s] – Travel with five veterans on stunning aerial missions of the war. 12:15 Harry’s Practice [s] 12:30 Home Shopping 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The Royal (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Call Me Bwana” (PG v) (’56) Stars: Victor Mature 4:10 Mad About You (PG) 4:40 Perfect Strangers 5:10 Gardeners’ World 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Heartbeat: Arms And The Man (PG) 8:40 Special: Apollo 11: The Untold Story (PG) 9:45 Pie In The Sky: Devils On Horseback (PG) 12:00 The Bill (M) 1:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Room For Improvement 4:00 The Bill (M)
1:00 Australian Biker Build Off (PG l) 1:30 Motor Mate (PG) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:00 Zoom TV 5:30 Pimp My Ride 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan (PG) 8:30 Hardcore Pawn (M) 9:30 American Pickers (PG) 10:30 Movie: “Derailed” (M v,l) (’02) Stars: Susan Gibney 12:30 30 Rock (PG) 1:00 VIP: Deconstructing Peri (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Room For Improvement 4:00 Shockwave: #24 5:00 Pimp My Ride: Malibu / VW Thing
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Going Home” (PG a) (’00) Stars: Jason Robards 2:00 Dr Oz: Dr Oz Takes On The Queen Of Southern Cooking, Paula Deen (PG) [s] 3:00 Mercurio’s Menu [s] 3:30 Minute To Win It (PG) – Two Mother and daughter teams return to compete against each other. 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG a) 8:00 Program To Be Advised 10:50 Castle (M) – With tensions rising between Castle and Beckett, Castle finds himself a new partner - Detective Ethan Slaughter, a tough and colourful cop from the city’s gang unit. 11:50 The Suspects - True Australian Thrillers (M) [s] – Tonight, an affluent mother is found brutally murdered under mysterious circumstances. 1:00 Home Shopping
Prime7
6:00 Today [s] 9:00 Morning Summers Series (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 The WIN News Hour 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 Hot Property (PG) 8:30 The Mentalist: Redacted (M v) – The team investigates two robberies. 9:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Dune And Gloom (M v) – A bomb kills the driver of an off-road race truck during a competition. 10:30 CSI: Miami: About Face (M v) – Natalia is taken hostage by a convicted murderer. 11:30 Weeds: Gentle Puppies (MA15+l,s) [s] 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:00 The New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) 1:30 Gideon’s Way (PG) 2:30 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News 6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 The Middle (PG) 11:30 Auction Hunters 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:00 Suburgatory (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 7:30 Two & A Half Men (PG) 8:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 8:30 2 Broke Girls (M s) 9:30 Movie: “Sex And The City” (MA15+ s,l,n) Stars: Sarah Jessica Parker 12:30 Conan (M) 1:30 TMZ (PG) 2:00 The Bachelorette
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Gideon’s Way (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Take Me High” (G) (’73) Stars: Cliff Richard & George Cole 2:00 Mad About The House (M) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 How Clean Is Your House (PG) 4:30 Zoo Juniors 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Customs (PG) 8:30 RPA (PG mp) 9:30 Cold Case (M) 11:30 Without A Trace: Devotion (M) 12:30 How Clean Is Your House (PG) 1:30 Friends (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea 4:30 Religious Program
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:05 Bookaboo 4:15 Five Minutes More 4:25 Miffy & Friends4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks And Specks (PG) 7:30 To Be Announced 8:30 Conspiracy Road Trip (M l) 9:30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World: Marseille (M l,d) 10:10 Dawn Porter: Extreme Wife (M l,n,s) 11:50 Blood, Sweat & Luxuries (PG) 12:50 Jimmy’s Food Factory 1:20 Stop << Rewind 1:45 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Bushwacked! 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 The Twisted Whiskers Show 2:05 Almost Naked Animals 2:20 Chop Socky Chooks 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 My Place 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Wolfblood 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 You’re Skitting Me (PG) 7:35 Mal.com 7:50 Kaeloo 8:05 The Avengers 8:35 On The Edge (PG)
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day programs) 5:00 Netball 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Introduction to Film 7:30 Mythbusters: Bubble Trouble (PG) – Adam and Jamie test whether it’s impossible to swim in bubbling water. 8:30 UEFA Champions League: Quarter-Final replay 10:00 The Arecibo Message – In 1974, the Arecibo Message was broadcast into space. Composed by the finest scientific minds of the time. 10:30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11:05 The Tales of Nights: Red High Heels (MA15+s) 12:00 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News 12:30 National Press Club Address 1:30 ABC News 2:30 Australian Story 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 To Be Announced 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 To Be Announced 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global 3:30 The Business 4:00 BBC World News
5:00 Worldwatch 5:30 UEFA Champions League Today 9:00 Morning Summers Series 6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business 6:00 CBS 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 ET [s] 8:00 WIN 6:00 (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 TEN OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The Bold & The ABC Today [s] 10:00 Neue Freunde 11:00 World’s SBS - Quarter-final (1st Leg) 8:05 Worldwatch 3:00
The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat. 6:00 The WIN News Hour 7:00 The Big Bang Theory: The Spaghetti Catalysis (PG s) 7:30 The Big Bang Theory: The Plimpton Stimulation (PG s) 8:00 The Big Bang Theory: The Staircase Implementation (PG s) 8:30 The AFL Footy Show (M) [s] – The Logie awardwinning AFL Footy Show celebrates its 20th season. 10:30 The NRL Footy Show (PG) – Join Fatty Vautin, Darryl Brohman, and Michael Slater. 12:30 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:30 Extra 2:00 Dangerman: It’s Up To The Lady (PG) 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News
Beautiful Encore 9:00 Judge Judy 9:30 Everyday Gourmet 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] 11:30 Bondi Rescue [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M l,a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Scope [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals: Beef Stroganoff & The Best Fish Baps [s] 8:30 Law & Order: SVU: Saviour (M a) 9:30 Law & Order: SVU: Confidential (M v,a) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 Late Show - David Letterman (PG 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 Destined To Rein (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning
Greenest Homes [s] 12:00 Midday Report 12:30 Family Footsteps (PG) 1:30 Cheese Slices [s] 2:00 Orbit: Earth’s Extraordinary Journey [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Modernist Sugar Cube: Sneyd Park, Bristol 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 The Checkout (PG) [s] 8:30 Orbit: Earth’s Extraordinary Journey 9:30 Scott And Bailey (M a,l) – Rachel coerces Nick into signing his flat over to her. 10:20 Lateline [s] 10:55 The Business [s] 11:20 Seven Ages Of Britain: Age Of Ambition (PG) 12:20 The Clinic (M a,v) [s] 1:15 Grand Designs: The Modernist Sugar Cube: Sneyd Park, Bristol 2:05 Karlu Karlu: Devils Marbles [s] 2:30 Football: WAFL: Round 3: Swan Districts v Claremont
France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Tetsuya: A Culinary Pioneer [s] 6:00 Wainwright Walks: The Whisky Train 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Food Safari: Afghan (PG) [s] 8:00 Gourmet Farmer: Smoker (PG) [s] 8:35 Marco Pierre Whites Kitchen Wars [s] – With only five places to fill to complete the final 12, the Battle Truck heads off to Liverpool. 9:30 24 Hours in Emergency: Cause Unknown (M a,l) [s] – A nine-year-old girl is rushed into resus with memory problems after slumping over her desk at school.Consultant Liz has difficulty making a diagnosis. 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:05 UEFA Champions League Hour 12:05 Thriller Movie: “Storm” (MA15+v,s,d,l) (’05) (In Swedish) 2:10 Weatherwatch Overnight
Home and Away 9:30 Sons & Daugh7TWO 9:00 ters 10:00 Coronation Street (PG) 10:30 GO!
ONE
6:00 Football: Liverpool TV 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 Omnisport 12:30 Nature’s Power Revealed 1:30 Expedition Impossible (PG) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Big Fish, Small Boats 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 Masterchef USA 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG d) 7:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8:30 An Idiot Abroad (M s) 9:30 Fast Forward: Funniest Send Ups (M s) 10:30 The Game Plan 11:30 24: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. (M v) 1:30 Mark Loves Sharon 2:30 Omnisport 3:00 Major League Baseball
ABC2
SBS TWO
7:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 NBC Today GEM 7MATE 11:00 VIP: Val Got Game (PG) 12:00
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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Futurama (PG s) 8:30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET (PG) 1:00 Omg! The Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 The Love Boat (PG) 3:00 Charmed (PG v,sn)
ABC3
ABC 24
Step By Step 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The Royal (PG) 2:00 Movie: “The Little Prince & The Eight Headed Dragon” (G) (’64) Stars: Tomohito Sumida 4:10 Mad About You (PG) 4:40 Perfect Strangers 5:10 Gardeners’ World 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 The Royal (PG v,a) 8:30 Rebus (M) 10:10 Pie In The Sky (PG v,d) 11:15 Dangerfield (M) 12:15 The Bill (M) 1:15 Hart To Hart (PG) 2:15 Designing Women (PG) 3:00 The Martha Stewart Show
Shockwave: #26 (PG) 1:00 Motor Mate: Heaven And Hell On Earth (PG) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Gator Boys (PG) 8:30 Swamp People (PG) 9:30 Mounted In Alaska (PG) 10:30 Operation Repo (M v) 11:30 Jail (M) 12:00 DEA (M) 1:00 30 Rock: Winter Madness (PG) 1:30 VIP (PG v) 2:30 Shockwave: #26 3:30 Motor Mate: Heaven And Hell (PG) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Home Shopping
6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 The Middle (PG) 11:30 Auction Hunters 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Young Justice 5:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:00 Suburgatory (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 7:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:30 Movie: “American History X” (MA15+ v,l,s,a) (’98) Stars: Edward Norton 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Suburgatory (PG) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 3:00 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 7:00 TV Shop 8:00 How Clean Is Your House 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Geordie” (G) (’55) Stars: Alastair Sim 2:00 RPA (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Surfing The Menu (PG) 4:30 Customs (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Mary Queen Of Shops 8:30 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance (PG) 9:30 Embarrassing Bodies (MA15+ mp,n,s) 10:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Surfing The Menu (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea 4:30 Religion
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters: Lair Of Giants 8:20 Would I Lie To You? 8:35 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 9:05 Set List (M l,s) 9:30 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting 10:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (M l,s) 10:40 Set List (MA15+l) 11:15 Unsafe Sex In The City (M a,s) 12:15 River Monsters: Lair Of Giants 1:05 Party Down (M l,d,n,s) 1:35 The Fabulous Beekman Boys (M l) 1:55 ABC News Update
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Bushwacked! 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 The Twisted Whiskers Show 2:05 Almost Naked Animals 2:30 YooHoo & Friends 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 Double Trouble 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 6:30 Wolfblood 6:55 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 7:10 Tower Prep 8:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars 8:25 Dancing Down Under
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Social Psychology 7:30 UEFA Champions League Hour 8:30 Threesome: Pregnant (M a,l,s,d) – A couple and their gay friend have a threesome and decide to raise the resulting baby together. 9:00 Him & Her: The Interruptions (MA15+s,l) – Steve and Becky are young, unemployed and lazy, and all they want to do is stay in bed. 9:30 Graffiti Wars (M l) 10:25 Russell Howards Good News 11:00 The Marngrook Footy Show 12:05 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 Midday Report 12:30 Newsline 1:00 ABC News 2:30 Foreign Correspondent 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 To Be Announced 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 To Be Announced 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global News 3:30 The Business