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TV Guide
Prime7
FRIDAY APRIL 26
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Casanova” (M) (’05) Stars: Heath Ledger 2:30 The Amazing Race (Dubai) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Better Homes And Gardens [s] – Celebrate the colours, flavours and things to do this Autumn. Joh visits the country home of basketball superstar Lauren Jackson. Graham looks at the best trees for Autumn colour. 8:30 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 5: Fremantle v Richmond *Live* – The Tigers make one of the toughest road trips in footy to Patersons Stadium in Perth to battle the Dockers where they haven’t beaten them since 2009. Dennis Cometti and Basil Zempilas lead the call. 12:00 Desperate Housewives: Never Judge A Lady By Her Lover (M) [s] – A chance encounter reunites Gaby with her sexy ex-lover and gardener, John Rowland. 1:00 Home Shopping
Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation St GO! 7TWO 9:30 (PG) 10:30 Step By Step (PG) 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “Agatha Christie’s Murder Is Easy” (PG) (’82) 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Cowboy Builders (PG) 10:30 Downsize Me (PG) 11:30 Movie: “What Planet Are You From?” (M s,l) (’00) Stars: Garry Shandling 1:30 Designing Women (PG)
TEN
WIN
6:00 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Morning Summers Series (PG) 6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 The Workers [s] 7:30 To11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen De- tally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 Generes Show (PG 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef10:30 Boy’s Weekend Lives (PG) 3:00 National News Now [s] (PG) 11:00 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M l,a) [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG) 4:30 National Afternoon News [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 3:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 7:00 The Voice (PG) – The Voice goes up an octave 4:00 Lightning Point [s] with an inspiring line-up of artists. Tonight proves, 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful that through great pain comes great art. Two of our youngest brave The Voice stage. A rock veteran wants 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Pygmoelian [s] to make his widowed dad proud and a young man’s 6:30 The Project [s] courage will inspire the nation. 7:30 The Living Room (PG) 10:20 Movie: “Charlie & The Boots” (M l) (’09) Stars: 8:30 American Idol: Week 17 - Performance & Paul Hogan & Morgan Griffen Results Show (PG) [s] 12:20 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:20 Friday Night Football: Manly Sea Eagles v South 11:00 TEN Late News [s] 11:45 The Project Encore [s] Sydney Rabbitohs – From Brookvale Oval. 12:45 Late Show - David Letterman (PG 3:30 The New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) 1:30 Infomercial (PG) 4:00 Extra 5:30 Home Shopping 4:30 Good Morning America 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Power Rangers (PG) 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Brainiacs (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 Bachelor Pad (PG l,s) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG v) 4:30 Batman: The Brave And The Bold (PG v) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG v) 5:30 Movie: “Gremlins” (PG h,v) 7:30 Movie: “The Neverending Story” (G) Stars: Noah Hathaway 9:30 Movie: “Legion” (MA15+ v,l) Stars: Paul Bettany 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 MAD (M) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 Bachelor Pad (PG l,s) 4:00 Conan (PG)
SATURDAY APRIL 27
12:00 Gilligan’s Island: Splashdown 12:30 The Middle (PG) 1:00 Movie: “An American In Paris” (G) (’51) Stars: Gene Kelly 3:30 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: Haiti (PG a,v) 4:30 Great Endeavour Rally (PG) 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Getaway: Where In the World? (PG) 6:00 National News Saturday [s] 6:30 The Voice (PG) – The show that took Australia by storm is back in 2013 for an even bigger and better season. Ricky Martin joins superstar coach’s, Seal, Delta Goodrem and Joel Madden. 9:50 Movie: “Going The Distance” (MA15+ s,l) (’98) Stars: Drew Barrymore & Justin Long. 12:00 Late Movie: “One Missed Call” (M h,v) (’07) Stars: Edward Burns 1:35 Late Late Movie: “The Gumball Rally” (M v,s) (’76) Stars: Michael Sarrazin & Susan Flannery 3:35 Skippy - The Bush Kangaroo 4:00 Danoz 4:30 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
ABC 24
ABC3
Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today WIN 6:00 - Saturday 10:00 Mornings - Summer Series TEN
6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Weekend (PG) 12:00 Possums Club 12:30 That 70s Show: Heartbreaker (PG) 1:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 Saturday Afternoon Movie: “Housesitter” (PG l,s) (’92) Stars: Steve Martin 5:30 Coxy’s Big Break [s] – This week Coxy and the team take a look at some things that give a new meaning to ‘un-believable’. Coxy discovers a bar where even the seats are for sale. 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 5: Western Bulldogs v Geelong *Live* – The Cats have won the last five clashes between these two clubs, but the Bulldogs have shown improvement this year. 11:00 World’s Wildest Police Videos (M) – A feuding family starts a vicious slugfest outside a courthouse, a convicted sex-offender tries to out-run police and an armed bank robber draws cops into a deadly shoot out! 12:00 Desperate Housewives (M) 1:50 Home Shopping
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Grossology 1:25 Jibber Jabber 2:10 Almost Naked Animals 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 My Place 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 The Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 Wizards Vs Aliens 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 7:10 Life With Boys 7:30 Prank Patrol 8:05 Good Game SP 8:30 Bushwhacked!
9:00 Excused (PG) 9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 MacGyver (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 8:00 Becker (PG) 8:30 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 MacGyver (PG) 3:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 4:00 JAG (PG)
Prime7
9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Spring And Port Wine” (PG s) (’70) Stars: James Mason 2:00 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Super Nanny: Beyond The Naughty Step (M) 4:30 Mary Queen Of Shops (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Football: Manly Sea Eagles v South Sydney Rabbitohs 10:00 Movie: “Righteous Kill” (M A15+ v,s,l,n) (’74) Stars: Robert De Niro 12:00 Movie: “Alvin Rides Again” (M v,s,l,n) Stars: Graeme Blundell 1:45 Friends (PG)
SBS 2
ABC2
GEM
11
6:00 Children’s Programs 8:30 Totally Wild [s] 9:00 Scope [s] 9:30 H20: Just Add Water [s] 10:00 Scope [s]10:30 Bump TV (PG l,s,a,v,d)12:00 Radar (PG l,s,a,v,d) 12:30 The Hit Rater.com (PG l,s,a,v,d) 1:00 Saving Seals [s] 2:00 Saturday Afternoon Movie: “Curious George” (G) (’06) 4:00 What’s Up Down Under 4:30 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors [s] 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Trilogy Of Error (PG) 6:30 Before The Game [s] 7:30 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] 8:30 Movie: “I Robot” (M) (’04) – In the year 2035 a techno-phobic cop investigates a crime that may have been perpetrated by a robot, which leads to a larger threat to humanity. Stars: Will Smith & Bridget Moynahan 11:00 Can Of Worms Encore (M) 12:00 48 Hours (M a) 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:00 Home Shopping 4:00 Religious Programs (PG)
3:55 Hidden History (PG) 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Who Do You Think You Are? David Mitchell (PG) [s] – Tonight, British comedian David Mitchell goes in search of his Scottish roots. David knows that the Mitchells were wealthy sheep farmers. 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 James May’s Man Lab (PG) [s] – James May continues his epic quest to re-skill the modern male. 8:35 Lilyhammer: My Kind of Town (M l,s,v) – Frank is given the idea of investing in art as a means of laundering money. 9:30 Movie: “The Reluctant Infidel” (MA15+l) (’10) – When a London-based Islamic cab driver discovers that he was actually born to Jewish parents, his life is thrown into turmoil. (From the UK) 11:25 Comedy Movie: “Masquerades” (PG) (’08) (in Arabic) 1:05 South Park: Eat, Pray, Queef / Fishsticks / Pinewood Derby (M a,s) 2:30 Weatherwatch Overnight
ABC2
SBS 2
9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Greatest Ever: Earth GEM 7MATE Movers (PG) 12:00 Ultimate Spider-Man
9:00 The Range Country Music TV (PG l,s,a) 11:30 ABC3 11 Happy Days 12:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG)
12:30 Hook Line and Sinker (PG) 1:00 Project Xtreme (PG) 1:30 Trapped (PG) 2:30 Engineering The Impossible (PG) 3:30 Verminators (PG) 5:30 America’s Toughest Jobs (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Ghostbusters II” (PG l,h,v) (’89) Stars: Bill Murray 8:45 Movie: “Kicking And Screaming” (PG a,v) (’05) Stars: Will Ferrell 10:45 Movie: “The Last Dragon” (M v) (’85) 1:00 Punk’d (M) 1:30 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 2:30 VIP: Vallery’s Secret (PG) 3:30 Greatest Ever: Earth Movers (PG)
6:00 Movie: “Spring And Port Wine” (PG s) (’70) Stars: James Mason 8:00 TV Shop 9:30 Movie: “Quiet Weekend” (G) 11:20 Frozen Planet (PG) 12:30 Postcards 1:00 Movie: “Clash Of The Titans” (PG sn) (’81) 3:30 Movie: The Green Berets” (PG v) (’68) Stars: John Wayne 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: NY (M v) 9:30 CSI: Miami (MA15+v,a) 10:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v,a) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:20 Movie: “The Green Berets” (PG v) (’68) Stars: John Wayne 3:00 Movie: “Clash Of The Titans” (PG sn) (’81) 5:30 Friends (PG)
6:00 Nascar Sprint Cup 10:30 Triathlon 11:30 Omnisport 12:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures 1:00 Megafactories 2:00 Pressure Cook 3:00 71 Degrees North (PG l) 4:00 The WWE Experience 5:00 Escape With ET 6:00 Get Smart 6:30 Monster Jam 7:30 Wedding Band (PG s) 8:30 Cops: Adults Only: Coast To Coast 9:30 2013 Energyaustralia Swimming Championships: Day 2 11:00 48 Hours (M s) 12:00 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a,d) 1:00 Dollhouse (M v) 2:00 Defying Gravity: Threshold (M s) 3:00 Frontiers Of Construction (PG l) 4:00 Crash Course (PG)
2:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 America’s Next Top Model (PG l,s,a) 5:00 90210: Age Of Inheritance (PG s,v,l,a) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Fashion Star (PG) 7:30 The Biggest Loser - Special Encore (PG) 10:30 The Graham Norton Show (PG) 11:30 Bump TV (PG l,s,a) 1:30 Becker (PG) 2:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 3:00 Cheers (PG) 3:30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG)
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 1:00 ABC News 2:30 State To State 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:05 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 ABC Open 7:00 ABC News 7:32 Planet America 8:00 News Exchange 8:32 One Plus One 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 ABC Open 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Big Ideas 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7:30 3:00 BBC World News 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
tralian Story [s] 12:30 The Checkout (PG) [s] 1:00 Football: VFL: Round 4: Teams TBA Coverage of the 2013 Victorian Football League (VFL). 4:00 Ian Thorpe: The Swimmer (PG) 5:00 Midsomer Murders: Bad Tidings (PG) 6:30 Gardening Australia [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Last Tango In Halifax (PG) [s] – Caroline throws herself whole-heartedly into her relationship with Kate. 8:30 Inspector George Gently: Gently In The Cathedral (M v) [s] – Gently’s enemies from his London Met days are coming after him. 10:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 10:30 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting (M s,l) 11:00 Laid (M l,s) – Roo signs up for sexual bootcamp and misses a surprise visit from Marcus. 11:30 rage: Guest Programmer: Regina Spektor(MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)
ONE
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Young Justice: Invasion (PG) 10:30 Ben 10: Omniverse 11:00 Flea Bitten 11:30 Gaspy 12:00 A Gurl’s Wurld 12:30 Monsuno 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 Take The Money And Run (PG) 3:00 Two And A Half Men (PG s) 5:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Cats & Dogs 2: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore” (G) 8:30 Movie: “Practical Magic” (PG sn,v) Stars: Nicole Kidman 10:30 Movie: “Three Two Tango” (M l,s) 12:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 1:00 Survivor: Caramoan (M) 2:00 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (PG s,l) 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Flash & Dash
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: The Science of Illusion (PG) 7:30 Cooking in the Danger Zone (PG) 8:00 UEFA Europa League Highlights 8:30 If You Are the One – This popular Chinese dating show is a cultural phenomenon. 9:30 Diary of a Teenage Nudist (MA15+n,a) – Discover why nudism is now so popular with British and American youth. 10:30 Russell Howard’s Good News (M l,s) 11:35 The Midnight Beast (MA15+v,s) 12:05 Ugly Americans (M a,l,s) 12:35 Weatherwatch Overnight
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Benjamin Britten: Peace rage (G) 10:30 rage: Guest Programmer: ABC 6:00 Regina Spektor (PG) 11:30 7:30 [s] 12:00 Aus- SBS and Conflict (PG) 2:55 Hiroshi Sugimoto (PG)
Saturday Disney 9:00 Shake It Up 9:30 GO! 7TWO 7:00 Wizards Of Waverly Place 10:00 Home Shopping 11:00 Creek To Coast 11:30 QLD Weekender 12:00 Sydney Weekender 12:30 Coxy’s Big Break 1:00 Horse Racing 2013: Sydney Cup – From Randwick. 5:00 Great South East 5:30 No Going Back: Wales 6:30 Heartbeat (PG) 7:30 Heartbeat: Expectations (PG) 8:40 Lewis: Old School Ties (M v) 10:40 Nazi Hunters (M) 11:40 Man Stroke Woman (M) 12:15 No Going Back: Wales 1:15 Movie: “The 7th Dawn” (PG v) (’64) Stars: William Holden 4:00 World Around Us
SBS
4:45 UEFA Europa League - Semi-final (1st Leg) 7:25 Worldwatch 2:30 Living Black [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: The Bush Kings [s] 6:00 South Africa Walks: The Green Kalahari [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:35 Urban Secrets: Brighton (PG) [s] 8:30 Turn Back Time: The Family: Swinging 60s [s] – The living history experiment reaches the 1960s and a new family arrive. 9:35 As It Happened: Dambusters Fly Again (PG) [s] – In 1943, a squadron of Lancaster bombers staged one of the most audacious raids in history. A team of engineers, explosives experts and aircrew attempt to recreate the famous raid. 10:35 World News Australia 11:10 Romance Movie: “Portrait of a Beauty” (MA15+) (’08) (In Korean) 1:10 Drama Movie: “Forbidden to Forbid” (M d,l,n,v) (’07) (In Portuguese) 3:00 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:20 storyTree 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks 7:30 The Roast 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures: The Red Gremlin (PG) 8:30 Dawn Porter: My Breasts Could Kill Me (M n) 9:15 To Be Advised 9:30 7 Days Of Sex (M a,s) 10:10 The Roast 10:20 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11:10 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures: The Red Gremlin (PG) 12:00 The Human Power Station 1:00 Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (M a,s) 1:30 Change Of Heart 2:20 ABC News Update
6:00 MotoGP 2013 Race 2 10:00 NASCAR 12:00 The Game Plan - Encore 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 Python Hunters (PG) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Crash Course (PG l,a) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG l) 7:30 Undercover Boss Australia (PG a) 8:30 Law & Order: SVU: Taken (M a) 9:30 2013 Energyaustralia Swimming Championships: Day 1: Semi-finals & Finals 11:00 Fast Forward (M) 12:00 Black Gold (PG) 1:00 Fear Factor Australia (PG) 2:00 Omnisport 2:30 MLB Player Poll 3:00 Major League Baseball
ONE
7MATE
7:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 VIP: New Val’d Order (PG v) 12:00 Big: Cuckoo Clock (PG) 1:00 Classic Racers (PG) 2:00 Motor Mate (PG) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride: 1996 Chevrolet Caprice/1988 Honda Civic (PG) 6:30 Movie: “The Pacifier” (PG) (’05) Stars: Vin Diesel 8:30 Movie: “The Scorpion King - Rise Of A Warrior” (M v,h) (’08) Stars: Michael Copon 10:50 Movie: “Out Of Reach” (MA15+v) (’04) Stars: Steven Seagal 12:40 30 Rock (PG) 1:40 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 2:40 Big: Cuckoo Clock (PG) 4:00 Dream Car Garage
ABC
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 Architects Of Change (PG) 11:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 11:30 One Plus One [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Last of The Summer Wine [s] 1:00 Poirot (PG) [s] 2:00 Return To Cranford [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Who’s Been Sleeping In My House? Ashcombe 8:30 Silent Witness: Trust [s] – In part one of a double episode, the case of two young women shot dead in a house basement forces forensic scientist Jack to lock horns with an old flame. 9:30 Silk (PG) [s] – Martha Costello is reluctantly representing notorious criminal Jody Farr. 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 Lowdown: Hart Of Darkness (M l) [s] 11:35 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)
6:00 Children’s Programs 4:30 Iconicles 4:55 Peppa Pig 5:10 Little Princess 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Shaun The Sheep 5:45 Bananas in PJs 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 Wild Things (PG) 8:30 Gypsy Blood (M a,l,v) 9:20 Alan Partridge’s Mid-Morning Matters (M l) 9:35 Program To Be Advised 10:50 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (MA15+v) 11:35 Childrens Hospital (M a,s) 11:50 Childrens Hospital (M s) 12:00 Portlandia (M s) 12:25 True Stories (M v) 1:15 Life On Mars (M s,v) 1:50 ABC News Update
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Chop Socky Chooks 10:30 Dex Hamilton 10:55 Dead Gorgeous 11:25 Life With Boys 11:45 Prank Patrol 2:10 Gasp! 2:25 Erky Perky 2:35 Chuck Finn 3:00 The Genie From Down Under 3:35 Stoked 4:05 The Dukes Of Brxstnia 4:15 Jibber Jabber 4:35 Steam Punks! 5:00 Young Dracula 5:30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 5:55 Deadly 60: South America 6:25 Prank Patrol 6:50 The Legend Of Dick And Dom 7:20 Good Game SP 7:50 Vampire Knight (PG) 8:15 Fruits Basket (PG) 8:40 Voltron: Defender of the Universe (PG)
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 PopAsia 7:10 Black Cab Sessions: USA 7:40 Iron Chef 8:30 MXC (M) – Combining comedy and disastrous spills this is the ultimate take on reality sports. 9:00 SOS: Mister Rococo (M) 9:35 Movie: “Haeundae” (M a,l) (’09) – A geologist discovers a super tsunami is heading towards a popular resort off the coast of South Korea. (In Korean) 11:35 Threesome: No Funds (M) – Mitch still hasn’t got a job and is running out of money. 12:05 Him & Her: The Football (MA15+s,l) 12:35 Skins: Mini (MA15+a) 1:30 PopAsia 2:40 Weatherwatch Overnight
ABC 24
8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Rural Quarter 1:02 National Press Club Address 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Big Ideas 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Australian Story 5:00 ABC News 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Foreign Correspondent 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 Big Ideas Sampler 9:00 ABC News 9:32 The World This Week 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Planet America 11:02 Q&A 12:02 Big Ideas 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7.30 3:00 The World This Week
Prime7
SUNDAY APRIL 28
6:00 Nopalea Wellness Challenge 6:30 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 AFL Game Day (PG) 11:30 Wild Boys (PG v,s) 1:30 Footy Flashbacks: 2002 / 2003 Grand Finals: Collingwood v Brisbane 3:00 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 5: Brisbane v Melbourne *Live* – It’s been a shaky start for both clubs in 2013, so both will be desperate for the points at the Gabba. 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Program To Be Advised 10:30 Castle: Cloudy With A Chance Of Murder (M) – On Beckett’s first day back from her suspension, she and Castle are thrown into the salacious world of local TV news when a veteran weather girl is found dead. 11:30 Dual Suspects: Gainesville Ripper (M v,a) [s] – A deranged serial killer is on the loose in the college town of Gainesville, Florida. The savvy killer has cleaned his victims with detergent. 12:30 Home Shopping
Movie: “The Stranger Wore A Gun” 7TWO 9:30 (PG v) (’53) Stars: Randolph Scott 11:30 GO!
ONE
8:30 Home Shopping 9:30 Project Xtreme: GEM 7MATE Bridge Painting (PG) 10:00 Greatest Ever:
The Hook & The Cook (PG) 12:00 Gary Rhodes’ Local Food Heroes 1:00 Chefs: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (PG) 2:15 Home & Away Catch-up (PG a,v) 4:30 Movie: “The Flash” (PG v) (’90) Stars: John Wesley Shipp 6:30 Great Migrations (PG) 7:30 Doc Martin (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 60 Minute Makeover 10:30 Homes Under The Hammer 11:45 The Shield (MA15+a,s) 12:45 Gary Rhodes’ Local Food Heroes 1:50 Chefs: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (PG)
Weapons (PG v) 11:00 Is It Real: UFOs (PG) 12:00 Trapped (PG) 1:00 Cut In Half: Airplane (PG) 2:00 Engineering The Impossible (PG) 3:00 Style in Steel (PG) 3:30 Verminators (PG) 4:30 America’s Toughest Jobs (PG) 5:30 Pimp My Ride: Where Are They Now? (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Hellboy II: The Golden Army” (PG v,h,l) (’08) Stars: Ron Perlman 9:30 Movie: “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (M v,l) (’91) Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger 11:45 Deadliest Warrior (M v) 1:00 VIP (PG)
Prime7
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Batman (PG) 10:30 Ben 10 (PG v) 11:00 Sym-bionic Titan (PG v) 12:00 Winx Club (PG v) 12:30 Monsuno (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 Drug Aware Margaret River Pro 3:00 Are You Fitter Than A Pensioner (PG) 4:00 The Hills (PG l) 5:00 Movie: “Mighty Joe Young” (PG v) 7:30 The Middle (PG) 8:00 2 Broke Girls (PG s,l) 8:30 Two & A Half Men (M) 9:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 9:30 Movie: “Superbad” (MA15+ a,s,l,v,d) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Drug Aware Margaret River Pro 2:00 2 Broke Girls (PG s,l) 2:30 The Middle (PG)
6:40 Movie: “The Tales Of Beatrix Potter” (G) (’72) 8:30 TV Shop 10:10 Movie: “Please Turn Over” (PG s) (’60) Stars: Leslie Phillips 12:00 Antiques Roadshow (PG v) (’54) 1:00 The Garden Gurus 1:30 Getaway 2:00 Movie: “King Richard & The Crusaders” (G) (’54) Stars: Rex Harrison 4:20 Movie: “The Maltese Falcon” (PG v) (’42) Stars: Humphrey Bogart 6:30 Antiques Roadshow 7:30 To The Manor Born 8:40 Movie: “Mona Lisa Smile” (PG l,s) (’03) Stars: Julia Roberts 11:10 True CSI: Cold Blood (MA15+v,a) 12:05 Movie: “The Maltese Falcon” (PG) (’41) 2:00 TV Shop
WIN
SBS 2
11
9:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Macgyver (PG v) 12:00 American Idol Encore (PG) 2:30 Neighbours - Encore 5:00 Merlin: The Darkest Hour - Part 2 (PG v) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 The Simpsons (PG) 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Big Nothing” (MA15+v,a) (’06) Stars: David Schwimmer 10:30 The Office (PG s) 11:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 12:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 1:00 7th Heaven 2:00 Macgyver (PG v) 3:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 4:00 Ninja Turtles
ABC3
ABC 24
TEN
ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business 5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Romance Movie: “Il ABC 6:00 Today [s] 10:00 Backyard Science 11:00 Land- SBS Mare” (PG) (’00) (In Korean) 2:45 Green Crayons
9:30 Sons And Daughters 10:00 Coronation GO! 7TWO Street 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The
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9:00 NBC Today 10:00 NBC Meet The GEM 7MATE Press 11:00 VIP (PG) 12:00 Big: Toaster
Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Agatha Christie’s Murder With Mirrors” (PG v) (’85) Stars: Bette Davis 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Mighty Ships 8:30 Waking The Dead (M v) 9:40 Criminal Minds (M v,a) 11:45 The Shield (MA15+v) 12:45 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:50 The World At War (PG) 3:00 The Martha Stewart Show
(PG) 1:00 Motor Mate: The History of the Motorcar 4:00 Australian Biker Build Off (PG l) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld: The Pen/ The Parking Garage (PG) 7:30 Cash Cowboys (PG) 8:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 9:30 American Restoration (PG) 10:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Bid America: Time Is Money (PG) 12:00 30 Rock: The Break-Up (PG) 12:30 30 Rock: The Baby Show (PG) 1:00 VIP: Val Point Blank (PG) 2:00 Big (PG) 3:00 Motor Mate
Prime7
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Carry On Cruising” (G) (’62) Stars: Sid James 2:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Antiques Roadshow 4:30 To The Manor Born 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 8:30 Super Nanny USA (PG) 9:30 Embarrassing Kids Bodies (PG mp,n) 10:30 My Strange Addiction (PG a) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Footy Classified (M) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:30 Religion
WIN
SBS
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Al Jazeera News [s] 1:30 Living Black [s] 2:00 Speedweek [s] 4:00 Football Asia 4:30 UEFA Champions League Magazine 5:00 Netball: ANZ Championship Highlights 5:30 Inspector Rex: Sisi (PG) 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Lost Worlds: Treasures of Ancient Rome: Warts ’n All [s] – Alastair Sooke takes an in-depth look at the art of the Roman Empire. 8:30 The Fabric of the Cosmos: Universe or Multiverse [s] – Renowned physicist Brian Greene reveals a mind-boggling reality beneath the surface of our everyday world. 9:30 The Pig Farm (M a) – When police arrived at a pig farm in rural British Columbia in February of 2002, they stumbled upon a scene of unfathomable horror. The remains of over sixty women were unearthed - most of whom were sex trade workers. 11:10 Drama Movie: “The Golden Door” (M n) (’06) (In Italian) 1:15 The Ghosts of the Mary Rose [s] 2:10 Weatherwatch Overnight
ABC2
6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore (PG l) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG l,a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG s,mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Bart To The Future [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) 8:30 Can Of Worms (M) 9:30 Hawaii Five - O: Ka Iwi Kapu (M v,a) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercials (PG)
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club 11:00 The Middle 11:30 2 Broke Girls (PG s,l) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelor (PG) 2:00 Take The Money & Run (PG) 2:30 The Hills (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Batman (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:00 Top Gear (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Mad Max” (MA15+ v,l) (’79) 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 1:30 TMZ (PG) 2:00 Bachelor Pad (PG l,a) 3:30 The Hills (PG)
ABC
6:00 rage 6:30 Children’s Programs 9:00 Insiders [s] 10:00 Inside Business 10:30 Offsiders [s] 11:00 Asia Pacific Focus 11:30 Songs Of Praise 12:00 Landline [s] 1:00 Gardening Australia [s] 1:30 Cheese Slices [s] 2:00 How the Earth Was Made: Yellowstone 3:00 Into The Shadows: What’s Really Going On At The Movies (PG) [s] 4:30 Jennifer Byrne Presents: Books To Films [s] 5:00 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life [s] 5:30 Deadly 60: Indonesia 6:00 Antiques Master [s] 6:30 Compass: The Bells Of St Leonards [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Doctor Who [s] 8:15 The Boffin, The Builder, The Bombardier [s] 8:30 Call The Midwife (M a) [s] 9:30 Miranda: Three Little Words (PG) 10:00 Parkinson: Masterclass: Jonathan Yeo [s] 10:45 Great Directors (M l,n,s,v) [s] 12:10 Movie: “Coal Miner’s Daughter” (PG) (’80) Stars: Sissy Spacek & Tommy Lee Jones 2:15 The Hobbit Enigma [s] 3:10 The Botany Of Desire [s] 4:00 The New Inventors
6:00 NASCAR 7:00 Grand-am 9:00 NASCAR 1:00 Golf Getaway 1:30 Omnisport 2:00 Sport Science (PG) 4:00 Black Gold (PG l,a) 5:00 What’s Up Down Under 5:30 Airline (PG) 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Megafactories: John Deere 7:30 Dirty Great Machines (PG) 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M) 9:30 2013 EnergyAustralia Swimming Championships Day 3: Semi-Finals & Finals 11:00 Movie: “In The Name Of The King” (’07) (M v) Stars: Jason Statham & Leelee Sobieski 1:30 Persons Unknown (M v) 2:30 Omnisport 3:00 Football: Liverpool TV: Liverpool v Chelsea
6:00 Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning 6:00 Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 12:00 The Midday Movie: “America” (M The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The a,s,v) (’09) Stars: Rosie O’Donnell 2:00 Dr Oz: Alterna- View (PG) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 National tive Treatments That Are Oz Approved! (PG) [s] 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 National New Zealand On A Plate: Auckland [s] 3:30 The Amaz- Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] ing Race (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 7:00 The Voice [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 8:40 House Husbands (M) – Follows four families 6:30 Today Tonight [s] with one thing in common: the dads are in charge of 7:00 Home & Away (PG) raising the kids. 7:30 Program To Be Advised 9:40 Footy Classified (M) 9:30 Revenge: Sacrifice (M v,s) [s] – Even with 10:40 Person Of Interest: In Extremis (M v) threats on their family closing in, the Grayson’s are 11:40 Extra [s] in rare form as they put on a bold showing at their 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] annual Labour Day bash. 1:00 Worst Case Scenario: Trapped In Extreme Cold 10:00 Grey’s Anatomy: The Face Of Change / Hard (M) Bargain (M) – Competition heats up as several of the 1:30 The New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) doctors fight to become the new face of Seattle 2:00 The Avengers (PG) Grace. 3:00 Danoz 12:00 Auction Squad [s] 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 1:00 Home Shopping 5:00 Early Morning News
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6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 Wide 6:00 Religious Programs 7:00 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 Totally World Of Sports 11:00 Sunday Footy Show 1:00 Wild Australia: Working Below Zero 9:00 Good Chef Bad Chef Boars Of The Australian Outback 2:00 Afternoon Movie: 10:00 The Bolt Report [s] 10:30 Meet The Press [s] 11:30 “Avalanche Express” (PG v) (’79) Stars: Lee Marvin 4:00 RADAR (PG s,l,a,v,d) 12:00 Australian Rally ChampiHouse Husbands (PG) 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 onship 2013: Rnd: 2 - Quit Forest (Part 1) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Game Fishing Cairns 3:00 Totally Wild: Customs (PG) 6:00 National News [s] Wild Isle 4:00 Places We Go With Jennifer Adams 6:30 The Voice [s] 4:30 Meet The Press [s] 7:40 60 Minutes [s] 8:40 The Mentalist: Red Letter Day (M v) – The team 5:00 TEN News At Five 6:00 The All New Simpsons (PG v) take a trip to a Wild West tourist town to investigate 6:30 Bondi Rescue (PG l,a) [s] the death of the town’s owner. 9:40 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Forget Me Not 7:00 Modern Family: Best Men (PG s) (M v) – Sara becomes the lead suspect in a murder in- 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) 8:30 Elementary (M) vestigation due to a brief encounter with the victim. 9:30 The Graham Norton Show 10:40 CSI: Miami: Paint It Black (M v) 10:30 Mr & Mrs Murder: Little Boxes (M v) 11:40 Flashpoint: The Perfect Family (M v) 12:30 Sunday Football: Cronulla Sharks v Canterbury 11:30 Late Movie: “K-19: The Widowmaker” (M a) (’02) Stars: Harrison Ford & Liam Neeson Bulldogs – From Bluetongue Stadium, Gosford. 2:30 Infomercial (PG) 2:30 20/20 [s] 4:30 Destined To Reign (PG) 3:30 Danoz 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 4:00 Good Morning Australia 5:30 CBS - This Morning 5:00 Early Morning News
6:00 Children’s Programs 4:25 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 4:30 Iconicles 4:50 Penelope 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Little Princess 5:20 Octonauts 5:40 Peppa Pig 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 I Think I’m An Animal (PG) 8:30 Junior Doctors (PG) 9:30 My Transsexual Summer (M a,l,s) 10:20 Funny As: Danny Bhoy 11:30 Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan (PG) 12:20 The Tudors (M s,v) 1:15 Wild At Heart (PG) 2:00 ABC News Update
6:00 Children’s Programs 12:00 Move It Mobstyle (PG) 12:30 Rush TV 12:55 Dancing Down Under 1:20 Sumo Mouse 1:45 I Got A Rocket 2:00 Pixel Pinkie 2:15 Mortified 2:40 Blue Water High 3:10 Double Trouble 3:35 Round The Twist 4:00 Jibber Jabber 4:25 The Jungle Book 4:50 Shaun The Sheep 5:00 Bindi’s Bootcamp 5:25 Steam Punks! 5:55 Survive This 6:15 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 6:30 Horrible Histories 7:00 The Avengers: The Man In The Ant Hill 7:20 Degrassi: The Next Generation (PG) 8:15 The Killian Curse (PG) 8:35 Good Game SP
line [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Travel Oz 1:00 Parkinson: Masterclass [s] 2:00 Gandhi [s] 2:30 Widows Of War (PG) 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs Revisited: Brittany [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Australian Story [s] 8:30 Four Corners [s] 9:20 Media Watch [s] 9:35 Q&A [s] – Hosted by Tony Jones 10:35 Lateline [s] 11:10 The Business 11:35 Outcasts (M v) – Stella’s daughter Lily is believed to be on the transporter’s shuttle which crash landed on Carpathia, but someone has got there first. 12:35 Monday Monday (M l,s) [s] – Sally’s shocked to learn that there’s a complaint of sexual harassment against Steven by a co-worker called Janet. 1:25 Michelin Stars: The Madness Of Perfection (M l) 3:30 Rugby Union: Shute Shield: Round 4
5:20 Worldwatch 12:00 Netball: 2013 ANZ Championship: Queensland Firebirds v Adelaide Thunderbirds 2:00 G* Wars 3:00 If You are the One 4:00 PopAsia 6:00 Cycling Central 6:35 Kung Fu Changed My Life (M l) 7:30 G* Wars – Two teams devise and challenge each other to a series of feats. 8:30 MXC (M) – The ultimate take on reality sports. 9:00 Shameless (MA15+s,l) 9:55 Comedy Movie: “JCVD” (M l,v) (’08) (In French) 11:40 Drama Movie: “DarkBlueAlmostBlack” (MA15+ l,s) (’06) (In Spanish) 1:30 Weatherwatch Overnight
8:00 Weekend Breakfast 9:00 Insiders 10:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Weather Quarter 1:02 Big Ideas 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Offsiders 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Need To Know 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Planet America 5:00 ABC News 5:32 At The Movies 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Australian Story 7:00 ABC News 7:32 The World This Week 8:02 Insiders 9:00 ABC News 9:32 One Plus One 10:00 Inside Business 10:30 Big Ideas 11:02 Landline 12:02 Big Ideas 12:30 Planet America 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News
(PG) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 Massive Moves: Floating Fortress [s] 5:30 Global Village: Saving Kirindy Forest 6:00 Canal Walks: The Caledonian Canal [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Mythbusters: Fright Night (PG) [s] 8:30 Do I Drink Too Much? (PG) [s] – Alcohol is by far the most widely used drug - and a dangerous one. 9:30 Mad Men: The Chrysanthemum and the Sword (M s) – Betty is appalled by Sally’s increasingly worrying behaviour - and has no qualms about letting her daughter know the extent of her anger. 10:30 World News Australia 11:00 The World Game – Football news. 11:30 Shorts on Screen (MA15+) 12:05 Thriller Movie: “Vares: Private Eye” (MA15+l,v,s) (’04) – A fast-paced gangster film. (In Finnish) 1:45 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:05 Mike The Knight 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Little Princess 5:20 Octonauts 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:20 storyTree 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 8:30 Doctor Who 9:15 Program To Be Advised 9:30 Breaking Bad (MA15+v) 10:15 The Roast (PG) 10:30 Junior Doctors (PG) 11:25 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures (PG) 12:15 Breaking Bad (MA15+v) 1:05 Haven (M v) 1:45 ABC News Update
SBS 2
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Grossology 1:25 Jibber Jabber 2:00 Kid Vs Kat 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 My Place 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 The Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 Wizards Vs Aliens 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 Kratt Bros 8:05 Wolverine & The X-Men 8:25 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life 8:50 Adventures Of Figaro Pho
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6:00 Rugby Classic Matches 8:00 Omnisport 8:30 Triathlon 10:30 Australian Rally Championship 11:30 Golf Getaway 12:00 Omnisport 12:30 71 Degrees North (PG) 1:30 Airline (PG) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Crash Course 4:00 Megafactories 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 COPS (PG l,d) 7:30 Python Hunters (PG) 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M) 9:30 2013 EnergyAustralia Swimming Championships Day 4 11:00 Fast Forward (M) 12:00 Monster Jam 1:00 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ v) 2:00 M*A*S*H 2:30 Crash Course
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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Macgyver (PG v) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG s,l) 6:30 Neighbours (PG) 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:00 Raising Hope (PG v,l) 8:30 Supernatural (M) 9:30 American Horror Story (MA15+v,a,h) 10:30 Californication (MA15+s,l,n) 11:10 Cheers (PG) 11:40 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider
ABC3
TEN
5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Victorian Pharmacy (PG) ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business ABC 6:00 Today [s] 10:00 Behind The News 10:25 Get SBS [s] 2:00 Barbados at the Races [s] 2:30 The
5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:05 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:35 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:05 Community (PG) 7:30 Survivorman (PG) 8:30 Benidorm Bastards (PG) – An edgy hidden camera show in which seven elderly people are the protagonists. 9:00 The Dudesons in America (MA15+a) 9:30 The Midnight Beast (PG) 10:00 Ugly Americans: Callie and Her Sister (M a,s,l) 10:25 Russell Howard’s Good News (Ma,s,l) 11:00 Swift & Shift Couriers (M l,n) 11:30 Frisky Dingo: News of a Kidnapping (MA15+v) 11:50 Aqua Teen Hunger Force (PG) 12:05 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Asia Pacific Focus 1:00 ABC News 2:30 One Plus One 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Environment Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 9:35 Q&A 10:30 ABC News 11:02 The Drum 11:45 The Environment Quarter 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Newsline 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show 6:00 Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “More Sex And The The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The Single Mum” (M s) (05) Stars: Chelsea Hobbs 2:00 Dr View (PG) [s] 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 National Oz: How To Lose 40 Pounds By Spring (PG) 3:00 New News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] Zealand On A Plate: Nelson [s] 3:30 The Amazing Race: 4:30 National Afternoon News [s] This Is The Worst Thing I’ve Ever Done In My Life (PG) 5:30 Hot Seat [ 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 7:00 The Voice [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 8:40 Celebrity Apprentice [s] – Celebrity Apprentice 6:30 Today Tonight [s] Australia is back with a feisty mix of personalities 7:00 Home & Away (PG a) [s] ready to do whatever it takes to win the title. 7:30 Program To Be Advised 10:10 Two And A Half Men: Bazinga! That’s From a 9:00 Packed To The Rafters: First Time For EveryTV Show (M s) thing (PG s) – Nathan is working hard to build a 10:40 Anger Management (M s) solid base for Saskia and Edward in Australia. Saskia 11:35 Extra is excited to be joining him, but little does Nathan 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] know, for the first time in their married life, Saskia is 1:00 Survivors (M v,a) keeping something from him. 2:00 Seaway: Port Of Call - Paradise (PG) 10:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 Danoz 12:00 Auction Squad 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 1:00 Home Shopping 5:00 Early Morning News
6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG s,mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Days Of Wine And D’oh’ses [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) 8:30 NCIS: Prime Suspect (M v) [s] 9:30 NCIS: Los Angeles: History (M) [s] 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show With David Letterman 1:00 Infomercials (PG) 4:30 Destined To Reign (PG)
Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation 7TWO 9:30 St 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The Martha GO!
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6:00 Football: Liverpool TV 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 The WWE Experience 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 Airline (PG) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Crash Course 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H (PG) 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 COPS (M l) 7:30 Frontiers Of Construction (PG) 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M v) 9:30 2013 EnergyAustralia Swimming Championships 11:00 Super Rugby 12:05 71 Degrees North (PG) 1:05 Prison Break (M v) 3:05 Omnisport 3:30 Triathlon: ITU World Championship Series
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NBC Today (PG) 11:00 VIP: Franco GEM 7MATE In9:00Love (PG) 12:00 Big: Treadmill To lose
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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Macgyver (PG v) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG s) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Glee: Sweet Dreams 8:30 Fashion Star (PG) 9:30 Snog Marry Avoid (PG l,s) 10:10 Snog Marry Avoid? (PG s) 10:50 Offspring (M l,s) 11:50 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:35 ET 1:05 Omg! The Insider 1:35 Happy Days
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Stewart Show 12:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “Agatha Christie’s Sparkling Cyanide” (PG v) (’83) 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Highway Patrol (PG) 8:00 Motorway Patrol (PG l) 8:30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Signs” (M a) (’02) Stars: Mel Gibson 12:00 The World At War (PG) 1:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 2:00 Mad About You (PG)
Big! (PG) 1:00 Motor Mate: Miscellaneous Duke Media (PG) 3:30 Motor Mate: Grand Prix Legends 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 The Amazing Race (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Family Guy (M s,a) 10:00 American Dad (M) 10:30 Family Guy (M) 11:30 American Dad (M) 12:00 30 Rock (PG) 12:30 30 Rock: Blind Date (PG) 1:00 VIP: Franco In Love (PG v) 2:00 Big: Treadmill To lose Big! (PG) 3:00 Motor Mate: Miscellaneous Duke Media (PG)
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Brainiacs (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 Bachelor Pad (PG l) 3:30 Power Rangers (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Batman (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 8:30 2 Broke Girls (M s) 9:30 Movie: “The Long Kiss Goodnight” (MA15+ v,l) (’95) Stars: Geena Davis & Samuel.L. Jackson 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 TMZ 1:30 Bachelor Pad (PG l) 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Extra 5:10 Monsuno (PG) 5:30 Tamagotchi
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Mad About The House (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Spring In Park Lane” (G) (’48) Stars: Anna Neagle 1:50 Music Special: Damien Leith 2:00 To Be Advised 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Super Nanny USA (PG) 4:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG l) 5:30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 Remarkable Vets (PG) 8:30 Rizzoli & Isles (M v,a) 9:30 Movie: “The Silence Of The Lambs” (MA15+ v,l) Stars: Jodie Foster 12:00 The Closer (M) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea
Into Textiles / Magic Of Making 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Q&A [s] 1:30 Compass: My Kidney And Me [s] 2:00 Lost In Flanders [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Design: Revisited: London [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 8:30 New Tricks: Casualty (PG) [s] 9:30 At The Movies [s] 10:00 Jennifer Byrne Presents: Ian McEwan [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Four Corners [s] 12:15 Media Watch [s] 12:35 Raw Comedy 2010 (M l,s) 1:30 Outnumbered (PG) 2:00 Planet Food: Singapore [s] 2:30 Football: VFL: Round 4: Teams To Be Advised 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Little Princess 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Shaun The Sheep 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures (PG) 8:30 Good Game (M a) 9:00 Comedy Up Late (M l,s) 9:30 Hard Time (PG) 10:35 7 Days Of Sex (M s,a) 11:20 Childrens Hospital (M a,s) 11:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 12:30 Glastonbury 2010 (M l) 1:30 Sanctuary (M v) 2:10 ABC News Update
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Grossology 1:25 Jibber Jabber 2:00 Detentionaire 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 My Place 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 New Adventures Of Peter Pan 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 Wizards Vs Aliens 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 7:10 The Killian Curse (PG) 8:05 Iron Man 8:25 My Great Big Adventure 8:50 Adventures Of Figaro Pho
Biggest Chinese Restaurant in the World: Bright Future (PG) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: Wine from the Lagoon 6:00 Canal Walks: The Worcester and Birmingham Canal [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Who Do You Think You Are: Lex Marinos (PG) 8:30 Insight [s] – Australia is witnessing a growing trend of females turning to violent behaviour. 9:30 Dateline [s] 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:05 Drama Movie: “Road Movie” (M v) (’09) – Feeling trapped in a dead-end job, Vishnu grabs the opportunity to drive an old 1942 Chevy across the Indian desert to the local museum. (In Hindu) 12:50 Anna Pihl (M l,s) – The police have not yet caught the man who killed Natasha. 1:40 Weatherwatch Overnight 5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:05 Ninja Warrior 7:05 Community: The Art of Discourse (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters: Walk a Straight Line (PG) 8:30 Don’t Tell My Mother... Holy Land – Host Diego Buuel travels to some of the worlds most dangerous places to reveal their true heart and soul. 9:30 Animal Underworld with Henry Rollins: Fatal Obsession (M) – In Miami, Henry visits Arthur, a snake collector who drives a hearse. 10:25 Russell Howards Good News (M l,s) 11:00 Gunthers E. R.: Minutes From Death (MA15+ n) 12:00 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Newsline 1:00 ABC News 2:30 Landline 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Finance Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Finance Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global News 2:30 Newsline 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
Prime7
THURSDAY MAY 2
WEDNESDAY MAY 1
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Balmain Boys” (M v) (’03) Stars: Paul Gleeson 2:00 Dr Oz: Dr Oz Investigates America’s New Deadly Legal Drug: Dragonfly (PG d) 3:00 New Zealand On A Plate [s] 3:30 The Amazing Race: This Is The Worst Thing I’ve Ever Done In My Life (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 8:30 Criminal Minds: The Good Earth (M a,v) [s] – Four men go missing in rural Oregon. 9:30 Hannibal: Potage (MA15+) – A copycat killer murders Abigail’s best friend. 10:30 Strangeways (MA15+a,l) 11:30 Man Up: Disciplining The Keens (PG) [s] 12:00 The Take (MA15+v,s) [s] – After they find out that Nathan’s allergic, the whole family goes on a gluten free diet. 1:00 Home Shopping
TEN
WIN
6:00 Triathlon: ITU World Championship 8:30 Omnisport 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 MLB Player Poll (PG) 12:30 Omnisport 1:00 Sport Science 2:00 Dirty Great Machines 3:00 Super Rugby Extra Time 4:05 Get Smart 4:35 Cops (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG s) 7:30 White Collar (M) 8:30 Burn Notice (M) 9:30 2013 EnergyAustralia Swimming Championships 11:00 The Killing (MA15+ s,d) 12:00 Persons Unknown (M v) 1:00 Black Gold (PG) 2:00 Australian Rally Championship 3:00 Major League Baseball
ABC2
SBS 2
10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Macgyver (PG v) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG s) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Simpsons 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 The Simpsons (PG) 9:00 Futurama (PG) 9:30 The Cleveland Show (M v) 10:30 Bob’s Burgers (M a) 11:00 Cheers (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider 1:30 Happy Days
ABC3
ABC 24
ONE
9:00 NBC Today 11:00 VIP: Lights, Cam- GEM 7MATE era, Val (PG) 12:00 Big: Espresso Machine
11
art Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “Paratrooper” (PG v) (’54) Stars: Alan Ladd 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Border Security USA (PG) 8:00 Dog Squad (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Fantasy Homes Down Under (PG) 10:40 Homes Under The Hammer 11:50 The Bill (M) 12:50 Hart To Hart (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping
(PG) 1:00 Motor Mate: Miscellaneous Duke Media (PG) 3:30 Motor Mate: Grand Prix Legends 4:30 Dream Car Garage (PG) 5:00 Zoom TV (PG) 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld: The Nose Job (PG) 7:00 Seinfeld: The Alternate Side (PG) 7:30 Ultimate Factories 8:30 Hardcore Pawn (M) 9:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Rude Tube (M) 12:00 30 Rock: Black Tie (PG) 1:00 VIP (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Sons & Daughters 4:00 Big: Espresso Machine (PG)
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “The Boys From Brazil” (M v,l) (’78) Stars: Gregory Peck 2:00 Dr Oz: 4 Week Plan To Happiness With Andrew Weil (PG) [s] 3:00 New Zealand On A Plate: Bay of Plenty [s] 3:30 The Amazing Race (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG a) 8:00 Border Security: International (PG) 8:30 Mrs Brown’s Boys: Mammy’s Break (M l) – Agnes is desperate for a holiday. 9:10 Citizen Khan (PG) – Mrs Khan is very keen to go on a holiday, but holidays cost money plus there’s Shazia’s honeymoon to pay for. 9:50 Mrs Brown’s Boys: iMammy (Batteries Not Included) (M l,s) 10:30 Billy Connolly’s Route 66 (PG) 11:30 Man Up! Men And Their Chickens (PG) 12:00 Fat Family Diet (PG) [s] 1:00 Home Shopping
Prime7
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Program To Be Advised 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “The Great St Trinians Train Robbery” (G) (’66) Stars: Reg Varney 2:00 Mad About The House (M) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 How Clean Is Your House (PG) 4:30 Remarkable Vets (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 Friends (PG) 7:30 Customs (PG) 8:30 RPA (PG mp) 9:30 Cold Case (M) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:30 How Clean Is Your House (PG) 1:30 Friends (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea 4:30 Religious Program
SBS
4:30 UEFA Champions League - Semi-final (2nd Leg) 7:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Insight [s] 2:00 Dateline [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 Canal Walks: The Llangollen Canal [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Wildest India: Western Ghats: Monsoon Mountains [s] – India is an exotic land of iconic wildlife, secret locations, epic terrains and colourful beauty. 8:30 Dangerous Roads: Peru (M l) [s] – Adventurer Ben Fogle and comedian Hugh Dennis drive a historic route from the Peruvian Andes to the depths of the Amazon. 9:35 Borgen: Count to 90 (M s,l) [s] – Birgitte Nyborg is undeniably the winner of the election, doubling her party’s seats in parliament. 10:40 World News Australia Late [s] 11:10 Drama Movie: “Paris” (M l) (’08) Stars: Juliette Binoche (In French) 1:30 Drama Movie: “Bad Habits” (M l,n,a,s) (’07) (From Mexico, In Spanish) 3:15 Weatherwatch Overnight
Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation St 7TWO 9:30 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The Martha Stew- GO!
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Brainiacs (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelorette (PG l) 2:30 Monsuno 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Alien Force (PG) 4:30 Batman (PG v) 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Kitty Flanagan - Charming & Alarming” (M s,l) 9:50 Movie: “Superhreo Movie” (M l,s) 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG l,s) 3:30 The Hills (PG l)
ABC
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 For The Juniors 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 National Press Club Address [s] 1:30 At The Movies [s] 2:00 The Jonathan Ross Show 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 6:00 Grand Designs Revisited: Belfast [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 8:30 QI: Hoaxes (PG) [s] 9:00 Tractor Monkeys [s] 9:30 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting (M a) [s] 10:00 The Thick Of It (M l,a) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:35 Identity (M l,v) 12:20 Agatha Christie’s Partners In Crime (M a) [s] 1:15 The Art Of Spiegelman (PG a,s) 2:00 Planet Food: Israel [s] 2:30 Football: SANFL: Round 5: Eagles v Port Adelaide [s]
6:00 Today [s] 9:00 Mornings Summer Series (PG) 11:00 6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 Totally National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 The Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) [s] 2:00 Program To Be Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen Advised 3:00 National News Now [s] [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] [s]] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (M mp) 4:30 National Afternoon News [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 5:30 Hot Seat [s] Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 4:00 Totally 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 7:00 The Voice [s] 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 8:40 Arrow: Pilot (M v,d) – After being marooned for five years on a remote island, billionaire Oliver Queen 6:00 The Simpsons: Saddlesore Gallactica 6:30 The Project [s] returns home with a mysterious agenda. 7:30 Modern Family: Princess Party & Regrets (PG) 9:40 The Following: Welcome Home (M v,a) 8:30 Mr & Mrs Murder (M v) 10:40 What’s Your Emergency (M a,l,s) 9:30 The Good Wife: Sex Dolls & Videotape (M) 11:40 Extra [s] 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:00 The New Adventures Of Old Christine: Playdate 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show With David Letterman with Destiny (PG) 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 1:30 Gideon’s Way (M) 4:30 Destined To Reign (PG) 2:30 Danoz 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:30 CBS - This Morning 5:00 Early Morning News
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Shaun The Sheep 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks And Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures (PG) 8:30 Young Surrogates 9:30 Head First (PG) 10:15 The Roast (PG) 10:25 Dawn Porter (M n) 11:10 My Transsexual Summer (M a,l,s) 12:00 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 12:50 Cook Yourself Thin 1:05 Cook Yourself Thin 1:45 Stop << Rewind 2:10 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Grossology 1:25 Jibber Jabber 2:00 Detentionaire 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 My Place 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 New Adventures Of Peter Pan 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 Wizards Vs Aliens 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 You’re Skitting Me (PG) 7:35 Mal.com 7:50 Kaeloo 8:05 The Avengers 8:25 Tennis Smackdown!
5:00 Worldwatch News (All day programs) 5:30 Netball: ANZ Champions 6:05 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:35 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:05 Community: Modern Warfare (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters: Bikes and Bazookas (PG)– Adam and Jamie test the myth that a motorcycle is a greener and cleaner machine than a car 8:30 Be Your Own Boss (PG) – Richard Reed, is on the hunt for the next generation of start-up superstars 9:35 UEFA Champions League (2nd Leg) 11:05 Russell Howards Good News (M l,s) 11:40 The Tales of Nights (MA15+s,l) 12:30 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News 12:30 National Press Club Address 1:30 ABC News 2:30 Australian Story 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Food Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Food Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Newsline 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
4:30 UEFA Champions League - Semi-final (2nd Today [s] 9:00 Mornings Summer Series 6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business 6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] WIN 6:00 (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 TEN 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! ABC Today [s] 10:00 Being French 10:35 Behind The SBS Leg) 7:00 Worldwatch 3:00 France 24 Interna-
The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) [s] 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 National News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 National Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 Top Gear (PG) – Jeremy, Richard and James engage in an epic race from Wembley to the San Siro in Milan. And car-loving singer-songwriter Amy MacDonald is the star in the Reasonably Priced Car. 8:30 The AFL Footy Show (M) [s] – The Logie awardwinning AFL Footy Show celebrates its 20th season. 10:30 The NRL Footy Show (PG) – Join Fatty Vautin, Darryl Brohman, and Michael Slater. 12:30 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:30 Extra 2:00 Dangerman: Such Men Are Dangerous (PG) 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News
The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] 11:30 Bondi Rescue [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M l,a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 4:00 Scope: Sound Science [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: A Tale Of Two Springfields [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals [s] 8:30 Law & Order: SVU: Deadly Ambition (M v,a) 9:30 Law & Order: SVU: Conned (M a) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 Late Show - David Letterman (PG 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 Destined To Reign (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning
News [s] 11:00 World’s Greenest Homes [s] 11:30 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Family Fortunes (PG) [s] 1:00 Family Footsteps [s] 2:00 Rogue Nation (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs Revisited: Amersham 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 The Checkout (PG) [s] 8:30 Desert War: Alamein (PG) [s] 9:30 Scott And Bailey (M v,l) 10:20 Lateline [s] 10:55 The Business [s] 11:20 On Trial: Proof Or Truth (M l) [s] 12:15 The Clinic (M a) 1:10 The Wagner Family [s] 2:00 Chasing The Blake [s] 2:30 Football: WAFL: Round 7: Peel Thunder v Claremont
tional News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: White Gold of Naples 6:00 Canal Walks: The Kennet and Avon Canal [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Shane Delia’s Spice Journey (PG) [s] 8:00 Gourmet Farmer: Beef (PG) – 50 acres of pasture is a lot of grass to manage. 8:35 Marco Pierre White’s Kitchen Wars (PG) [s] – One of tonight’s chefs has previously cooked for stars including Madonna and Nigella Lawson. 9:30 One Born Every Minute USA: The Heart to Survive (PG) – A look at the drama of life in the maternity unit at the Riverside Methodist Hospital in Columbus, Ohio. 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:00 UEFA Champions League Hour 12:05 Drama Movie: “Blood Brothers” (MA15+v) (’07) (In Mandarin) 1:50 Weatherwatch Overnight
Designing Women 9:00 Home And 7TWO 8:30 Away 9:30 Sons And Daughters 10:00 GO!
ONE
6:00 Triathlon 8:30 MLB Player Poll 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 M7 Multisport 12:30 Golf Getaway 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 Black Gold (PG l) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Crash Course (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG d) 7:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8:30 An Idiot Abroad (M s) 9:30 2013 EnergyAustralia Swimming Championships 11:00 Can Of Worms - Encore (M) 12:00 The Game Plan 1:00 24: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. (M v) 3:00 Major League Baseball
ABC2
SBS 2
9:00 NBC Today 11:00 VIP: Ride of The GEM 7MATE Valkyries (PG) 12:00 Big: Dyson Vacuum
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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Macgyver (PG v) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Futurama (PG) 8:30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 11:00 Cheers (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 Macgyver (PG v) 3:00 Charmed (PG sn) 4:00 JAG (PG)
ABC3
ABC 24
Coronation Street 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart To Hart 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “Bikini Beach” (PG s) (’64) Stars: Frankie Avalon 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 Homes Under The Hammer 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Movie: “George Of The Jungle” (PG v) (’97) Stars: Brendan Fraser 9:00 Movie: “Maid In Manhattan” (PG s,l) 11:15 Neighbours at War (PG) 11:50 The Bill (M) 12:50 Hart To Hart (PG) 2:00 The World At War
1:00 Motor Mate: Jaguar E Type 3:00 Motor Mate: The Birth of Formula One 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride: : Ford / Fantastic Four (PG) 6:30 Turtleman (PG) 7:30 Mounted In Alaska (PG) 8:00 Gator Boys 9:00 Swamp People (PG) 10:00 America’s Hardest Prisons (M v) 11:00 Operation Repo (M) 12:00 DEA: Under Cover Cocaine (M) 1:00 VIP: Ride Of The Valkyries (PG v) 2:00 Big: Dyson Vacuum 3:00 Motor Mate: The Birth of Formula One 4:30 Pimp My Ride (PG)
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Brainiacs (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelorette (PG l) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Batman: The Brave & The Bold (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG s) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Resident Evil: Afterlife” (MA15+ v,h,l) Stars: Milla Jovovich 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG l,s) 4:00 Conan (M) 7:00 TV Shop 8:00 How Clean Is Your House 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Laxdale Hall” (G) (’53) Stars: Raymond Huntley 2:00 RPA (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Cheetah Kingdom (PG) 4:30 Customs (PG) 6:00 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 Mary Queen Of Shops (PG) 8:30 Super Nanny (M v,l) 9:30 Embarrassing Bodies (MA15+ mp,n,s) 10:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Cheetah Kingdom (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures (PG) 8:30 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 9:00 Portlandia 9:30 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide to Knife Fighting 10:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 10:45 The Roast (PG) 10:55 The Thick Of It (M a,l,s) 11:30 Hard Time (PG) 12:20 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 1:10 Friday Night Lights (PG) 1:50 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:15 Lab Rats Challenge 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 12:20 Backyard Science 1:00 Grossology 1:25 Dex Hamilton: Alien Entomologist 2:15 Almost Naked Animals 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 My Place 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 New Adventures Of Peter Pan 4:35 The Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 Wizards Vs Aliens 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 Tower Prep 8:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 8:25 The Beach Soccer Smackdown! 8:45 Almost Naked Animals
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:05 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:35 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:05 Community: English As a Second Language (PG) 7:30 UEFA Champions League Hour 8:30 Threesome: Boyfriends (M s,l) – To Alices amazement, Richie and Dave are now dating! Proper boyfriends and everything. 9:00 Him & Her: The Parents (M s,l) – Becky and Steve are bored. Their fridge is broken and Becky’s parents are coming round to fix it. 9:30 Skins: Liv (MA15+s,d) 10:25 Russell Howards Good News 11:00 The Marngrook Footy Show (PG) 12:05 Weatherwatch
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 1:00 ABC News Breakfast 2:30 Foreign Correspondent 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Consumer Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Consumer Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global News 2:30 Newsline 3:00 BBC Focus