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TV Guide
Prime7
FRIDAY MARCH 22
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Stakeout” (M s,l,v) (’87) Stars: Richard Dreyfuss 2:30 Dr Oz: Near Death Experiences: Are They Real? (PG a,h) [s] 3:30 Minute To Win It (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Better Homes And Gardens – We take you to Australia’s biggest gardening event - the Melbourne International Flower and Garden Show. Graham checks out the latest new release plants and products plus the Great Hall of Flowers. 8:30 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 1: Adelaide v Essendon – Hosted by Bruce Mcavaney, with commentary from Dennis Cometti, Leigh Matthews, Tom Harley, Tim Watson and Matthew Richardson. 12:00 The Late Movie: “We Own The Night” (MA15+v,d,l) (’07) – A nightclub manager has only one night to save his cop father and brother who are next on the hit list. Stars: Joaquin Phoenix 2:25 Home Shopping
TEN
WIN
6:00 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Morning Summers Series (PG) 6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 ET [s] 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen De- 8:00 OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The Bold & The Beautiful Generes Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Encore 9:00 Judge Judy 9:30 Everyday Gourmet With JusLives (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive & Cooking . tine Schofield 10:00 Lifestyle10:30 Boy’s Weekend (PG) [s] 11:00 Bondi Vet (PG) 11:30 Bondi Rescue [s] 12:00 Dr 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat Phil (PG d,a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (M a) [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 7:00 The Block: All Stars (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 8:30 Movie: “He’s Just Not That Into You” (M l,s) 4:00 Lightning Point [s] (’08) – Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, Are a group of interconnected, Baltimore-based twenty and thirty 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] something’s as they navigate their various relationships from the shallow end of the dating pool through 6:00 The Simpsons: Chief Of Hearts [s] the deep, murky waters of married life. Stars: Jennifer 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Living Room [s] Aniston 11:05 Movie: “Funny Games” (MA15+ v,l) – Two psy- 8:30 American Idol: Week 12 - Performance & Results Show (PG) [s] chopathic young men take a family hostage in their cabin. Stars: Naomi Watts, Tim Roth and Michael Pitt. 11:00 TEN Late News [s] 11:45 The Project Encore [s] 1:20 WIN News Late Edition [s] 1:50 Friday Night Football: West Tigers v Parramatta 12:45 Late Show - David Letterman (PG 2:00 Infomercial (PG) Eels – From Leichhardt Oval. 5:30 Religious Program (PG) 4:30 Good Morning America
9:00 Home & Away 9:30 Sons & Daughters GO! 7TWO 10:00 Coronation Street (PG) 10:30 Step By
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7:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 NBC Today GEM 7MATE 11:00 VIP: Diagnosis Val (PG) 12:00 Homi-
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Step (PG) 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:00 The Royal (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Vice Versa” (PG a,l,s) (’88) Stars: Judge Reinhold 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Royal Upstairs Downstairs 5:10 Gardeners’ World 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Doc Martin (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Cowboy Builders (PG) 10:30 Movie: “Take A Girl Like You (M a,s) (’70) Stars: Hayley Mills & Oliver Reed 1:30 Hart To Hart (PG) 2:30 The Martha Stewart Show
cide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 Flash Forward (M) 2:00 Bullrun (M) 3:00 Motor Mate (PG s,a) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Mythbusters (PG) 7:00 Nitro Circus Live 7:30 Movie: “George Of The Jungle” (PG v) (’97) Stars: Leslie Mann 9:30 Movie: “Twelve Monkeys” (M l,v) (’96) Stars: Bruce Willis 12:00 Blokesworld (MA15+s,n) 12:30 Campus PD (M) 1:00 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 2:00 V. I.P (PG) 3:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M)
Prime7
6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Weekend (PG) 12:00 Dr Oz: Dr Oz’s 11 Weeks To Move It And Lose It (PG) 1:00 Possum’s Club 1:30 Movie: “Tinker Bell And The Lost Treasure” (G) (’70) Stars: Jesse McCartney 3:00 Movie: “The Suite Life Movie” (PG v) (’11) Stars: Cole Sprouse 5:00 Destination Ski: Tekapo 5:30 Peter Mitchell’s Melbourne: Our Life and Times [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Family Movie Special: “Hop” (G) (’11) – Fred is an out-of-work slacker who accidentally injures the Easter Bunny and must take him in as he recovers. Stars: Russel Brand 8:30 The Saturday Movie: “King Kong” (M v) (’05) – A thrilling epic adventure about a legendary gorilla captured on a treacherous island and brought to civilization, where he faces the ultimate fight for survival. Stars: Naomi Watts 12:35 The Late Movie: “Greenberg” (MA15+s,d) (’10) Stars: Ben Stiller. 2:50 Home Shopping
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG s) 3:30 Power Rangers Super Samurai (PG v) 4:00 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Young Justice 5:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:00 Movie: “Scooby Doo! And The Goblin King” (G) 7:30 Movie: “Legend Of The Gaurdians” (PG v) 9:30 Movie: “Mamma’s Boy” (M s,d,l) 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 MAD (M) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 3:30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG s) 4:00 Conan (M)
9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “All Creatures Great & Small” (G) (’74) Stars: Anthony Hopkins 2:00 Twincredibles (PG) 3:30 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance (PG) 4:30 Extreme Makeover (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Friday Night Football: West Tigers v Parramatta Eels 10:00 Movie: “Cobra” (MA15+ v,l) 11:45 Movie: “Outlaw Blues” (M v,a) 1:35 Movie: “The Day The Earth Caught Fire” (PG a,l) (’62) Stars: Edward Judd 3:35 Friends (PG)
ABC
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 Double Trouble 11:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 11:30 One Plus One [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Poirot (PG) [s] 1:25 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 2:00 Waterloo Road (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The 14th Century Castle: Skipton, Yorkshire [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 Who’s Been Sleeping In My House? Yellingbo 8:30 The Doctor Blake Mysteries: Game Of Champions (M a,v) [s] – Doctor Lucien Blake is drawn into the new world of television when contestants of a successful TV quiz show start dying. 9:25 Silk (M l,v) [s] – Martha Costello is now a silk, but soon discovers it can be lonely at the top. 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 My Family: 2039 A Christmas Oddity (PG) [s] 12:05 rage (MA15+l,d,n,h,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG) 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:05 Bookaboo 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Little Charley Bear 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters: Hidden Predator (PG) 8:30 To Be Advised 9:30 Male Hookers Uncovered (M a,l,s) 10:20 Red Dwarf X (PG) 10:50 Adam Hills: The Last Leg 11:15 Set List 11:40 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (M l) 12:25 River Monsters: Hidden Predator (PG) 1:15 Swingtown: Take It To The Limit (M a,d,s) 2:00 ABC News Update
SBS TWO
6:00 Children’s Programs 11:10 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 The Twisted Whiskers Show 2:05 Almost Naked Animals 2:30 YooHoo & Friends 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 Double Trouble 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp! 4:15 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Iron Man 6:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 6:30 Young Dracula 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 Life With Boys 7:30 Prank Patrol 8:05 Good Game SP 8:30 Bushwhacked!
ABC 24
6:00 Ironman 70.3 Auckland 7:00 M7 Multisport 7:30 Football: Liverpool TV 10:30 NASCAR 12:30 Omnisport 1:00 Python Hunters 2:00 Deconstruction 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Get Smart 4:00 Cops (PG d) 4:30 Meteorite Men 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG l) 7:30 Undercover Boss Australia (PG a) 8:30 Law & Order: SVU (M a) 9:30 Basketball: NBL Championship 11:30 Fast Forward (M s) 12:30 Ross Kemp: In Search Of Pirates (M a) 1:30 Black Gold (PG l) 2:30 World’s Toughest Trucker (PG l) 3:30 Omnisport 4:00 Rugby Classic Matches
ABC2
9:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG v) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 8:00 Becker (PG) 8:30 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET (PG) 1:00 Omg! Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 The Love Boat (PG)
ABC3
Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today WIN 6:00 - Saturday 10:00 Mornings - Summer Series TEN
SBS
5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 The Food Lovers Guide to Australia 1:30 One Born Every Minute (M a) [s] 2:30 Living Black [s] 3:00 France 24 News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Brazil: Wild Waters [s] 6:00 Wainwright Walks: Helvellyn [s] 6:30 World News Australia 7:30 The Great British Countryside: Cornwall and Devon (PG) 8:35 Dust Bowl: The Hardy Ones (PG) [s] – With the dust storms still ravishing their land many of those affected had a tough decision to make. 9:35 As It Happened: Death Camp Treblinka (PG) [s] – The dark heart of the Nazi holocaust, Treblinka was an extermination camp where over 800,000 Polish Jews perished from 1942. Only two men can bear witness to it’s crimes. 10:35 World News Australia [s] 11:10 Drama Movie: “Restless” (MA15+l,n,s) (’00) (In Finnish) 1:05 Crime Movie: “Kurt Wallander: The Collector” (M a,l) (’10) (In Swedish) 2:45 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 Worldwatch News (All day programs) 6:05 Sophie Grigson in Thailand 6:40 Sarah Wiener’s Culinary Adventures in Austria 7:30 Smartest Machine on Earth – A computer, sizing up to take on a very clever human contestant. 8:35 Extreme Frontiers: Canada (M l) 9:30 Movie: “At the End of Daybreak” (M a,s,l) (’09) – A stark portrait of troubled youth in a dysfunctional family. (In Cantonese) 11:15 Movie: “Exiled” (MA15+v,s,a) (’06) – A friendship forms between an ex-gangster and two groups of hitmen who were sent to kill him. (In Cantonese) 1:10 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 Midday Report 12:30 Newsline 1:00 ABC News 2:30 State To State 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:05 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 7:00 ABC News 7:32 Planet America 8:00 News Exchange 8:32 One Plus One 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Big Ideas 12:00 ABC News Live Across Australia 12:20 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 7.30 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 7:30 4:00 BBC World News 4:30 BBC Focus on Africa
5:05 Worldwatch 10:45 2014 FIFA World Cup rage (G) 10:30 rage: Guest Programmer: ABC 6:00 Beach Hse 11:30 7.30 [s] 12:00 Australian SBS Qualifier: Argentina v Venezuela - Live from El
Story [s] 12:30 The Checkout [s] 1:00 At The Movies [s] 1:30 Eggheads: Driving Force [s] 2:00 Feral Peril (PG) 3:00 Movie: “To Sir, With Love” (PG) (’67) Stars: Sidney Poitier 4:55 Midsomer Murders: Second Sight (PG) 6:30 Gardening Australia [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 The Paradise (PG) [s] – With the big day approaching Moray has an important decision to make. 8:30 Inspector George Gently: Gently Upside Down 9:20 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries: King Memses’ Curse (M v) – Phryne is on the hunt for escaped prisoner Murdoch Foyle. Will she discover the truth behind her sister’s mysterious disappearance? 10:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell 10:30 Laid (M l,s) 11:00 rage: Guest Programmer: Beach House (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)
Monumental Stadium, Buenos Aires. 1:00 Paris: The Luminous Years (G) 2:00 The Hidden Life of Masterpieces: Leonardo da Vinci 2:55 Salvador Dali: Tragicomic Genius [s] 3:55 The Beauty of Books 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Davina McCall 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Salvage Hunters [s] – In this episode, Drew uncovers plenty of rare items at a Welsh country house, though the negotiations are intense. 8:30 Prisoners of War: The Tape (M v,l) – Uri and Nimrode search for the truth after receiving information from the daughter of Zineb, the garage owner but neither is prepared for what they uncover. 9:35 Drama Movie: “Mongol” (MA15+v) (’07) – A sweeping epic, Mongol delves into the dramatic early years of Genghis Khan, who was born as Temudgin in 1162. (In Mongolian and Mandarin) 11:50 Action/Adventure Movie: “Yip Man” (M v) (’08) (In Cantonese) 1:45 Weatherwatch Overnight
10:00 Home Shopping 11:00 Live Healthy, GO! 7TWO Be Happy (PG) 11:30 Great South East
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ABC2
SBS TWO
9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Greatest Ever: Earth GEM 7MATE Movers (PG) 12:00 Ultimate Spider-Man
8:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 9:00 The ABC3 11 Loop (PG v,sn) 11:30 Happy Days 12:00 Star Trek:
SATURDAY MARCH 23
6:00 Glam 7:00 Children’s Programs 8:30 Totally Wild [s] 9:00 Scope [s] 9:30 H20 - Just Add Water [s] 10:00 Scope [s] 10:30 Summer Hits (PG l,s,a,v,d) [s] 12:00 Radar (PG l,s,a,v,d) 12:30 Mooloolaba Triathlon Festival 2013 1:30 Swisse Mark Webber Challenge 2012 2:30 Program To Be Advised 4:00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield 4:30 Wildlife Warriors [s] 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Moms I’d Like To Forget (PG v) 6:30 Before The Game (PG) [s] 7:30 David Attenborough’s Africa: Africa 8:30 2013 Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 10:30 Mr & Mrs Murder: Lost Soul (M) 11:30 Can Of Worms Encore(M) (PG) [s] 12:30 48 Hours (M l,a) 1:30 2013 Formula 1: Petronas Malaysia Grand Prix - Qualifying – From Sepang. 1:30 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 It Is Written 5:00 Religious Programs (PG)
12:00 Creek To Coast 12:30 QLD Weekender 1:00 Sydney Weekender 2:00 Horse Racing 2013: Myer Ladies Day: Coolmore Stud Classic 5:30 Paul Merton In China (PG) 6:30 Heartbeat: Turn Of The Tide (PG) 7:30 Heartbeat: Love Child (PG) 8:40 Taggart: Friday Event (M v) 10:50 60 Minute Makeover 11:50 Movie: “Desperate Measures” (M v,l) (’98) Stars: Michael Keaton 2:00 Paul Merton In China (PG) 3:00 The Australians: The Shearers (PG) 4:00 The World Around Us
12:30 Hook Line and Sinker (PG) 1:30 Treasure Divers (PG) 2:30 Rory And Paddy’s Great British Adventure (PG) 3:30 Freak Encounters (PG) 4:30 Verminators (PG) 5:30 Shockwave (PG) 6:30 Cities of the Underworld (PG) 7:30 Mighty Structures 8:30 Movie: “Knowing” (M v,h) (’09) Stars: Nicolas Cage 11:00 Is It Real?: Ghosts (PG h) 12:00 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 1:00 Verminators (PG) 2:00 Treasure Divers (PG) 3:00 Rory And Paddy’s Great British Adventure (PG)
12:00 The Bottom Line Icon: Don Argus, Australia’s Quiet Achiever (PG) 12:30 Fishing Australia: Wilderness Trout (Styx River, Tasmania) 1:00 The Middle: The Play (PG) 1:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Ashley Judd (PG) 2:30 Movie: “Arthur 2: On The Rocks” (PG l,a) (’88) Stars: Dudley Moore i 4:30 Program To Be Advised 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Getaway (PG) 6:00 National News Saturday [s] 6:30 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos (PG) 7:30 Movie: “Aliens In The Attic” (PG v,a) (’09) Stars: Carter Jenkins & Austin Butler 9:15 Movie: “Clash Of The Titans” (M v) (’10) Stars: Sam Worthington & Liam Neeson 11:30 Late Movie: “The Fog” (M v,h) (’05) Stars: Tom Welling 1:35 Late Late Movie: “Seconds To Spare” (M v,l) (’02) Stars: Antonio Sabata Jnr. 3:20 Extra 4:00 Danoz 6:00 Children’s Programs 9:30 Generator Rex (PG v) 10:00 Young Justice: Invasion (PG) 10:30 Ben 10: Omniverse 11:00 Lockie Leonard 11:30 Stormworld 12:00 A Gurl’s Wurld (PG) 12:30 Winx Club (PG v) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG s) 3:00 The Block: All Stars (PG) 5:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 6:30 Movie: “National Lampoon’s Vacation” (PG l,a,n) 8:30 Movie: “I Am Legend” (M v,h,a) 10:30 Movie: “Stealth” (M v,l) Stars: Josh Lucas 1:00 Conan (M) 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 3:00 South Park (MA15+ a,v) 4:00 Conan (M) 9:30 Movie: “Escapement” (PG a,v) (’58) Stars: Rod Cameron 11:00 Movie: “Father’s Doing Fine” (G) (’52) Stars: Richard Attenborough 12:45 Postcards 1:15 Movie: “Yours, Mine and Ours” (G) (’68) Stars: Lucille Ball 3:30 Movie: “How The West Was Won” (G) (’62) Stars: James Stewart 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: NY (M v) 9:30 CSI: Miami (M) 10:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v) 11:30 Without A Trace (M) 12:25 Movie: “How The West Was Won” (G) (’62) Stars: James Stewart” 3:10 Movie: “The Siege Of Pinchgut” (PG) (’60)
6:00 Geelong Multisport Festival 7:00 M7 Multisport 7:30 Animal Extractors 8:30 Animal Extractors 9:30 Meteorite Men 10:30 Nature’s Power Revealed (PG) 11:30 Omnisport 12:00 Ironman World Championship 2:00 Master Of Disaster 3:00 71 Degrees North 4:00 The WWE Experience 5:00 Everest: Beyond The Limit 6:00 Get Smart 6:30 Malaysia Grand Prix 8:30 Movie: “Alien 3” (M v) (’92) Stars: Sigourney Weaver 10:55 48 Hours (M s) 11:55 Ross Kemp: In Search Of Pirates (M a) 12:55 Animal Extractors (PG) 2:55 Omnisport 3:30 M7 Multisport 4:00 NASCAR
Deep Space Nine (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Becker (PG) 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation - Encore (PG l) 10:30 The Graham Norton Show (M l,s) 11:30 The Loop (PG v,s,l) 2:00 Becker (PG) 2:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 3:00 Cheers (PG) 3:30 Sabrina (PG)
6:00 Children’s Programs 4:25 Miffy & Friends 4:30 Iconicles 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:45 Bananas in PJs 6:00 Little Charley Bear 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 Wild Things with Dominic Monaghan (PG) 8:20 Good Game 8:30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (M a,v) 9:15 Alan Partridge’s Mid-Morning Matters (M s) 9:30 Movie: “Spaceballs” (M l) (’87) Stars: Mel Brooks 11:00 Red Dwarf: Back To Earth / Trojan (PG) 11:55 Red Dwarf X: Fathers & Suns 1:30 Horne & Corden (M l,s) 2:00 ABC News 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Chop Socky Chooks 10:20 Kaeloo 10:30 Iron Man 10:55 Dead Gorgeous 11:25 Life With Boys 11:45 Prank Patrol 1:55 CJ & DJ 2:05 Gasp! 2:20 Erky Perky 2:35 Don’t Blame The Koalas 3:00 Lockie Leonard 3:35 Stoked 4:00 Adventures Of Figaro Pho 4:15 Jibber Jabber 4:35 Steam Punks! 5:00 Young Dracula 5:30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 5:55 Deadly 60 6:25 Prank Patrol 6:50 The Legend Of Dick And Dom 7:20 Good Game SP 7:50 You’re Skitting Me 8:15 Fruits Basket (PG) 8:40 Voltron: Defender of the Universe
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Sophie Grigson in Thailand 6:30 A Bite of China: Balancing the Five Tastes 7:30 Valentino: The Last Emperor – An engaging study of one of Italy’s most famous fashion designers. 9:20 Inspector Montalbano: The Age of Doubt (M a,s,l) – A luxury yacht comes across a body in a dinghy off the coast of Vigta. 11:15 Movie: “Heartbeat Detector” (M a) (’07) – A senior executive asks a resident psychologist to investigate the managing director. (In French) 1:40 Movie: “A Friend of Mine” (M l) (’06) (In German) 3:10 Weatherwatch Overnight
ABC 24
8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Culture Quarter 1:02 National Press Club Address 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Big Ideas 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Australian Story 5:00 ABC News 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Foreign Correspondent 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 Big Ideas Sampler 9:00 ABC News 9:32 The World This Week 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Planet America 11:02 Q&A 12:02 Big Ideas 1:00 BBC World News 1:30 7.30 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC World News
Prime7
SUNDAY MARCH 24
6:00 Nopalea Wellness Challenge 6:30 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 AFL Game Day 11:10 Iron Chef Australia (PG) 2:10 That ‘70s Show: Hyde Moves In (PG) 2:30 Movie: “The Express” (PG a,l,v) (’08) Stars: Rob Brown & Dennis Quaid, 5:30 Coxy’s Big Break [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Sunday Night [s] 7:30 Border Security - Australia’s Front Line (PG) [s] – Officers question a man after he attempts to bribe them. 8:00 The Force - Behind The Line (PG) 8:40 Downton Abbey (M) [s] – There may finally be some good news at Downton. 9:40 Castle: Pandora / Linch Pin (M v,a) – Castle and Beckett pursue a ruthless killer who is part of a sinister, international conspiracy. 11:40 Law & Order: LA: Runyon Canyon (M d,a) – When pre-med freshman Beth Garrett is found strangled to death. Detectives find there is more to the mild bookworm than initially meets the eye. 12:35 Home Shopping
Movie: “It’s A Bikini World” (G) (’67) 7TWO 9:45 Stars: Deborah Walley 11:30 The Hook & GO!
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8:30 Home Shopping 9:30 Freak Encoun- GEM 7MATE ters (PG) 11:10 Special: Quebec 11:30
The Cook (PG) 12:00 Gary Rhodes’ Local Food Heroes 1:00 The Emeril Lagasse Show (PG) 2:00 Home & Away (PG s,a) 4:15 Movie: “Sylvester” (PG v,l) (’85) Stars: Richard Farnsworth 6:30 Movie: “Close Encounters Of The Third Kind” (PG h) (’77) Stars: Richard Dreyfuss 8:40 Escape To The Country 9:20 Escape To The Country 10:20 60 Minute Makeover 11:20 Homes Under The Hammer 12:30 Gary Rhodes’ Local Food Heroes 1:30 The Emeril Lagasse Show (PG) 2:30 Mad About You (PG)
Greatest Ever: Weapons (PG) 12:30 Treasure Divers 1:30 Rory & Paddy’s Great British Adventure (PG l,) 2:30 Verminators (PG) 3:30 Shockwave (PG) 4:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 5:30 The Amazing Race 6:30 Swamp Men (PG) 8:30 Movie: “DOA: Dead Or Alive” (M v) (’07) Stars: Jaime Pressly 10:25 Movie: “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” (MA15+v) (’98) Stars: Jennifer Love Hewitt 12:30 Deadliest Warrior (M v) 1:30 Treasure Divers 2:30 Rory & Paddy’s Great British Adventure (PG l,s)
Prime7
6:00 Children’s Programs 9:30 Generator Rex (PG) 10:00 Batman:The Brave And The Bold (PG) 10:30 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG v) 11:00 Symbionic Titan (PG v) 12:00 Monsuno (PG v) 12:30 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG l) 4:00 The Hills (PG) 4:30 To Be Advised 5:30 To Be Advised 6:30 Suburgatory (PG) 7:00 The Middle (PG) 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Year One” (M s,l) 10:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 11:30 South Park (MA15+a,s,v) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Suburgatory (PG) 1:30 The Middle (PG) 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG l) 4:00 Conan (M)
6:40 Movie: “Sea Devils” (G) (’53) Stars: Rock Hudson 8:30 TV Shop 10:00 Gilligan’s Island 10:30 Movie: “That’s Entertainment II” (G) (’76) 11:45 Movie: “Contraband” (PG v) (’58) Stars: Fred Astaire 1:30 Getaway (PG) 2:00 Sunday Footy Show (NRL) 4:00 Football: Penrith Panthers v South Sydney Rabbitohs 6:00 Motorway Patrol (PG l) 6:30 Antiques Roadshow 7:30 Police Interceptors (PG) 8:30 Movie: “The Perfect Storm” (M a,l,v) (’00) Stars: George Clooney 11:15 True CSI: Cold Blood (MA15+v,a) 12:15 Movie: “Catch Us If You Can” (PG a) (’32) Stars: Barbara Ferris
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9:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 American Idol Encore (PG) 2:30 Neighbours - Encore 5:00 Merlin (PG sn) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Simpsons (PG) 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Reno 911: Miami” (M v,l,s,d) (’98) Stars: Danny Devito 10:15 The Office (PG) 11:15 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 12:15 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 12:40 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1:30 The Love Boat (PG) 2:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 3:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
ABC3
ABC 24
TEN
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business 5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Comedy Movie: “Love Is ABC Today [s] 10:00 Backyard Science [s] 11:00 SBS in the Air” (M d,l,s) (’05) (In French) 3:00 France
9:00 Home & Away 9:30 Sons And Daugh- GO! 7TWO ters 10:00 Coronation Street 10:30 Step By
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9:00 NBC Today 10:00 NBC Meet The GEM 7MATE Press 11:00 VIP (PG v) 12:00 Homicide:
Step 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The Royal (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Garbo Talks” (PG a) (’84) Stars: Anne Bancroft 4:10 Mad About You (PG) 4:40 Perfect Strangers 5:10 Gardeners’ World 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Mighty Ships 8:30 Waking The Dead (M v,a) 9:40 Inside The Titanic (M a,v) 11:40 The Shield: Circles (MA15+a,v,d) 12:45 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:45 Designing Women (PG) 2:10 The Martha Stewart Show 3:05 The World Around Us
Life On The Street (M) 1:00 Motor Mate: Extreme Trucks (PG) 2:30 Motor Mate: World’s Fastest Bikes 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld: The Shoes (PG) 7:00 Seinfeld: The Old Man (PG) 7:30 Cash Cowboys (PG) 8:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 9:30 American Restoration (PG) 10:30 Mounted In Alaska (PG) 11:00 Bid America (PG) 12:00 Warehouse 13 (M) 1:00 VIP: Kiss The Val (PG v) 2:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 3:00 Motor Mate (M) 5:00 Dream Car Garage
Prime7
8:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “She’ll Have To Go” (PG v) (’62) Stars: Anna Karina 2:00 First Love Second Chance (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Antiques Roadshow 4:30 Police Interceptors (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 8:30 Super Nanny USA (PG) 9:30 Embarrassing Bodies (M mp,n) 10:30 Air Crash Confidential (M) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Footy Classified (M) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop
WIN
SBS
5:30 Worldwatch 8:30 PopAsia 10:30 Dino Gangs (PG) [s] 11:30 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: Uruguay 12:30 Al Jazeera News 1:30 Living Black (PG) [s] 2:00 Speedweek [s] 4:00 UEFA Champions League Magazine [s] 4:30 Cycling Central [s] 5:30 Inspector Rex: Deathly Secrets (PG) 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Lost Worlds: Treasures Decoded: The Turin Shroud (PG) [s] 8:30 The Ultimate Mars Challenge [s] – NASA scientists believe, that far from being dead, Mars holds untold potential. 9:30 Client 9: The Call Girl and the Governor (M s,n,l) [s] – After his election as NY Governor, many believed Eliot Spitzer was on his way to becoming the nation’s first Jewish President. But a shocking revelation changed all that. 11:45 Movie: “A Short Stay in Switzerland” (MA15+a) (’09) (From The UK) 1:25 Weatherwatch Overnight
ABC2
6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 ET [s] 8:00 OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:00 Judge Judy (PG) 9:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield 10:00 Program To Be Advised 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore (PG l) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M v,d) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG s,mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: The Squirt & The Whale [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) 8:30 Can Of Worms (M) [s] 9:30 Hawaii Five-O: Kame’e (M v) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercials (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning
6:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 Adventure Time (PG) 9:30 Monsuno (PG) 10:00 Power Rangers (PG) 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 4:00 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:00 Suburgatory (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 7:30 Top Gear (PG) 9:00 Movie: “Love The Beast” (M l) 11:00 Two And A Half Men (M s,l) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 To Be Advised 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG)
ABC
6:00 rage 6:30 Children’s Programs 9:00 Insiders [s] 10:00 Inside Business [s] 10:30 Offsiders [s] 11:00 Asia Pacific Focus [s] 11:30 Songs Of Praise: Harvest [s] 12:00 Landline [s] 1:00 Travel Oz [s] 1:30 World Caf Asia: Yunnan (PG) [s] 2:00 How The Earth Was Made: Hawaii [s] 3:00 Mighty Uke [s] 4:20 The Atlantics: Live At Freshwater [s] 5:00 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life [s] 5:30 Deadly 60 (PG) [s] 6:00 Antiques Master [s] 6:30 Compass: Beating Cyberbullying (PG) 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 David Attenborough: Galapagos (PG) [s] 8:30 Call The Midwife (PG) [s] 9:45 Rev (M l,s) 10:20 Shakespeare Uncovered (PG) 11:10 In Search Of Beethoven [s] 12:00 Movie: “The Night Of The Following Day” (M d,v) (’69) Stars: Marlon Brando 1:30 Order In The House 2:35 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 4:00 The New Inventors [s]
6:00 Animal Extractors (PG) 8:00 Omnisport 8:30 Rugby Classic Matches 10:30 Basketball: NBL 12:30 Omnisport 1:00 Meteorite Men 2:00 Everest: Beyond The Limit (PG l) 3:00 Money Factory 4:00 Fishing Addiction 5:00 Black Gold (PG v) 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 013 Formula 1 Petronas Malaysia Grand Prix 9:00 Movie: “Borat” (MA15+ s,l,n) 10:50 Law & Order: SVU (M a) 11:50 LA Hard Hats (PG l) 12:50 Fear Factor (PG) 1:50 Deconstruction 2:20 Omnisport 2:30 Football: Liverpool TV 4:30 Geelong Multisport Festival 5:30 NASCAR Sprint Cup
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show 6:00 Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 (PG) 11:00 News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeThe Midday Movie: “Murder Without Generes Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Conviction” M v,a) (’04) Stars: Megan Ward 2:00 Dr Oz Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive (PG) [s] 3:00 Wild Vets [s] 3:30 Minute To Win It (PG) And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 The Big Bang The6:00 Seven News [s] ory (PG s) 8:00 Two And A Half Men (PG s,l) 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 8:30 Movie: “The Bucket List” (M l,a) – When corpo7:00 Home & Away (PG) rate mogul Edward Cole and mechanic Carter Cham7:30 Program To Be Advised bers wind up in the same hospital room, the two 8:45 Revenge: Lineage (M v) [s] – Hindsight’s 20/20 terminally ill men bust out of the cancer ward with a when a flashback to 2006 has Victoria getting a surplan to experience life to the fullest before they kick prise visit from her estranged mother, triggering the bucket. Stars: Jack Nicholson & Morgan Freeman memories of her tumultuous upbringing. 10:30 Footy Classified (M) 9:35 How I Met Your Mother: I Love You (PG) 11:30 Extra [s] 10:00 The Mindy Project (PG s) 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 10:30 Private Practice: You Don’t Know What You’ve 1:00 Worst Case Scenario (M s) Got Till It’s Gone (M) – Sheldon fears the worst 1:30 New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) when a little girl goes missing from the ER. 2:00 The Avengers: Superlative Seven (PG) 11:30 Happy Endings (PG) 3:00 Danoz 12:00 Last Chance Learners (PG) [s] 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 12:30 Home Shopping 5:00 Early Morning News
MONDAY MARCH 25
TUESDAY MARCH 26
TEN
WIN
6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 Wide 6:00 Religious Programs 7:00 Totally Wild 8:00 Kakadu World Of Sports 11:00 Sunday Footy Show 12:00 Wild Ad- Invasion [s] 9:00 Forest Designs [s] 10:00 The Bolt Report ventures With David Ireland: Desert Ghosts 1:00 Movie: [s] 10:30 Meet The Press [s] 11:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 12:00 Australian Rally Championship 2013: Round 1 “The Picasso Summer” (PG a) Stars: Albert Finney 3:10 Movie: “Good Guys And The Bad Guys” (PG v,l) - National Capital Rally Event Review Part 1 1:00 Basketball: NBL Championship 2012/13: Rnd 24: Melbourne Stars: Robert Mitchum Tigers V Townsville Crocodiles 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 3:00 The Secret Life Of Dugongs 5:30 Customs (PG) 4:00 Places We Go With Jennifer Adams 6:00 National News [s] 4:30 Meet The Press: Afternoon Edition [s] 6:30 Easter With The Australian Women’s Weekly 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 7:30 60 Minutes [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: The Devil Wears Nada (PG) 8:30 The Mentalist: Bloodstream (M v,d) 6:30 Bondi Rescue Special (PG) [s] 9:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Malice In 7:00 Modern Family: When A Tree Falls (PG a) Wonderland (M v) 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) 10:30 CSI: Miami: Blood Lust (MA15+ v,a) 8:30 Elementary: One Way To Get Off (M v) 11:30 Flashpoint: Business As Usual (M v) 9:30 The Graham Norton Show (M s,l) [s] 12:30 Sunday Football: Penrith Panthers v South Syd10:30 2013 Formula 1: Petronas Malaysia Grand ney Rabbitohs – From Centrebet Stadium, Penrith. Prix 2:30 20/20 [s] 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Danoz 5:00 Religious Programs 4:00 Good Morning Australia 5:30 CBS - This Morning 5:00 Early Morning News
6:00 Children’s Programs 4:15 Five Minutes More 4:25 Miffy & Friends 4:30 Iconicles 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Little Charley Bear 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 Running With Bulls (M l) 8:30 Great Ormond Street (PG) 9:30 This American Life (M l,d) 10:00 Meet The Young Americans (PG) 10:50 Wild Things with Dominic Monaghan (M l) 11:40 The Seven Ages of Marriage (M n,s) 12:40 The Tudors (M n,s,v) 1:40 Three Hungry Boys 2:05 ABC News Update
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 The Slammer 11:10 Bindi’s Bootcamp 11:35 Good Game SP 12:00 Move It Mobstyle 12:30 Rush TV 12:55 Sweat 1:20 Sumo Mouse 1:45 I Got A Rocket 2:00 Pixel Pinkie 2:15 Mortified 2:40 Blue Water High 3:10 Double Trouble 3:35 Round The Twist 4:00 Jibber Jabber 4:25 The Jungle Book 5:00 Bindi’s Bootcamp 5:25 Steam Punks! 6:15 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 6:30 Horrible Histories 7:00 Wolverine & The X-Men 7:25 Tower Prep: Phone Home 8:10 Weekend News 8:15 The Killian Curse (PG) 8:35 Good Game SP
Landline [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 David Attenborough’s Galapagos 1:30 Meerkat Manor [s] 2:00 Waterloo Road (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Thatched Cottage: Hampshire [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Australian Story [s] 8:30 Four Corners [s] 9:20 Media Watch [s] 9:35 Q&A [s] – Hosted by Tony Jones 10:35 Lateline [s] 11:10 The Business [s] 11:35 The Silence (M s,v) 12:35 Movie: “The Terror” (M h) (’63) Stars: Jack Nicholson 1:55 Grand Designs: The Thatched Cottage 2:45 Songs Of Praise: Windsor Castle 3:10 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 3:55 Movie: “The Story Of Vernon And Irene Castle” (G) (’39) Stars: Ginger Rogers
5:05 Worldwatch (All day) 6:00 My Cypriot Kitchen 6:30 Supersizers Go... Ancient Rome (PG) 7:30 Titanic: The Mission: Smoking Room (PG l) – Focuses on the luxurious interiors of the Titanic and the craftsman involved. 8:30 Music in the Air – Explores the history of classical music on television, from its inception to today. 9:35 SOS: Barbie Blues / Nocturn / Profile / Ink (PG) 10:40 Movie: “Sebbe” (M a,v,s,l) (’10) – Sebbe is a 15-yearold loner who cops abuse from schoolyard bullies and his own stressed-out single mum. (In Swedish) 12:15 Weatherwatch Overnight 7:32 Asia Pacific 8:00 Weekend Breakfast 9:00 Insiders 10:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Consumer Quarter 1:02 Big Ideas 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Offsiders 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Need To Know 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Planet America 5:00 ABC News 5:32 At The Movies 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Australian Story 7:00 ABC News 7:32 The World This Week 8:02 Insiders 9:00 ABC News 9:30 One Plus One 10:00 ABC News 10:30 Big Ideas 11:02 Landline 12:02 Inside Business 12:30 Planet America 1:00 BBC World News 1:30 7:30
24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 PopAsia [s] 5:30 Global Village: Monte de Piedad 6:00 Wainwright Walks: Catbells [s] – The beautiful outline of Catbells is familiar to all who visit Derwent Water and the Lakeland town of Keswick. 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:35 Mythbusters: Walk a Straight Line (PG) [s] 8:35 Man vs Wild: Cape Wrath, Scotland (PG) – Off the rugged coast of Scotland’s Cape Wrath, Bear Grylls is dropped into the open ocean. After getting ashore, he realises he’s on an island. 9:35 RocKwiz: Clairy Browne & CC Adcock (M l) – Hosted by Julia Zemiro. 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:00 The World Game 12:00 SOS: Barbie Blues / Nocturn / Profile / Ink - Animation (PG) 1:05 The Family UK: Little Pinchings (M l) 2:05 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:15 Five Minutes More 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:30 Pingu 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Little Charley Bear 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters 8:35 The Town That Caught Tourette’s (M a) 9:30 The Fades (M l,h,v) 10:30 Red Dwarf (PG) 10:55 Great Ormond Street: Experimental Surgery (PG) 12:00 River Monsters 12:45 The Fades (M l,h,v) 1:45 Monkey Thieves: Missing In Action 2:10 ABC News Update
SBS TWO
6:00 Children’s Programs 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:50 Kid Vs Kat 2:05 Almost Naked Animals 2:20 Rated A for Awesome 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 Double Trouble 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Iron Man 6:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 6:30 Young Dracula 6:55 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 7:10 Kratt Bros 8:05 Wolverine 8:25 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life
ABC 24
6:00 NASCAR 9:00 Australian Rally Championship 10:00 Omnisport 10:30 M7 Multisport 11:00 Meteorite Men 12:00 LA Hard Hats (PG) 1:00 Nature’s Power Revealed 2:00 Deconstruction 2:30 Fear Factor (PG l) 3:30 Big Fish, Small Boats 4:00 M*A*S*H 4:30 Meteorite Men 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 COPS (PG l,d) 7:30 Python Hunters (PG) 8:30 Movie: “The Peacemaker” (M v) (’97) Stars: George Clooney 11:05 2013 Formula 1 Petronas Malaysia Grand Prix 1:35 Grand Prix - The Killer Years (PG) 2:45 M*A*S*H (PG)
ABC2
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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG v) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours (PG) 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:00 Raising Hope (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Paranormal Activity 2” (M v,l) (’10) 10:30 Merlin (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 The Love Boat (PG)
ABC3
TEN
5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Drama Movie: “Waiting ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business ABC 6:00 Today [s] 10:00 Behind The News 11:00 Big SBS For Someone” (M l,a) (’07) (in French) 2:40
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 China 21: Art Factory 6:40 Sarah Wiener’s Culinary Adventures in Austria: Danube (PG) 7:30 Inspector Rex (PG) 8:30 Doc Martin France: The Whole Truth (M a) – The deceitful Dany is unmasked; and will Martin finally share his love for Julie? 9:30 The World Game 10:30 James May’s Toy Stories: Lego (PG) – James May attempts to build a full-size house out of Lego. 11:30 Movie: “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives” (M s) (’10) – Uncle Boonmee recalls his past lives from his deathbed 1:35 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Asia Pacific Focus 1:00 ABC News 2:30 One Plus One 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Health Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 9:35 Q&A 10:30 ABC News 11:02 The Drum 11:45 The Health Quarter 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global 3:30 The Business 4:00 BBC World News
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show 6:00 Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Patricia Cornwell: The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The At Risk” (M v,a) Stars: Sissy Spacek 2:00 Dr Oz: Oz Gone View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now Wild: 50 Embarrassing Questions (PG) 3:00 Wild Vets [s] [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 3:30 Minute To Win It (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] Hot Seat 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 The Big Bang 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] Theory (PG s) 8:00 2 Broke Girls (PG s,d) 6:00 Seven News [s] 8:30 Movie: “Grown Ups” (PG s,l) (’10) – After their 6:30 Today Tonight [s] high school basketball coach passes away, five good 7:00 Home & Away (PG a) [s] friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of 7:30 Program To Be Advised July holiday weekend. And once they get back to8:30 Packed To The Rafters: Weathering The Storm gether, nothing is going to stop these kids-at-heart (PG) [s] – Given the circumstances with Coby, Dave from having the time of their adult lives. Stars: Adam and Julie try to end their business dealings with Dun- Sandler & David Spade can. 10:30 Two And A Half Men (PG s,l) 9:35 Parenthood: Small Victories (PG s,a) – Amy re- 11:30 Extra [s] ceives news that will forever change their relation- 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] ship, leading Mark to express his concerns to Sarah. 1:00 Survivors (M v,a) 10:30 Private Practice: The Next Episode (M) – Sam’s 2:30 Extra [s] mother seeks his help after her boss falls ill. 3:00 Danoz 11:30 Against The Wall (M d,v) 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 12:30 Home Shopping 5:00 Early Morning News
6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 ET [s] 8:00 OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:00 Judge Judy (PG) 9:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield 10:00 Program To Be Advised 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG s,mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: To Surveil With Love [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG) 8:30 NCIS: Extreme Prejudice (M v) [s] 9:30 NCIS: Los Angeles: Found (M) [s] 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show With David Letterman 1:00 Infomercials (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning
Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Q&A [s] 1:30 Compass [s] 2:00 Waterloo Road (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Eco-Barge: Medway [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 8:30 New Tricks: Diamond Geezers (M v) [s] 9:30 At The Movies [s] 10:00 Artscape: Anatomy (M l) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Four Corners [s] 12:20 Media Watch [s] 12:35 Desperate Romantics (M l,d,n,s) [s] 1:30 Apocalypse Now? (PG) [s] 2:00 Grand Designs [s] 2:50 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 4:05 Movie: “Carefree” (G) (’38) Stars: Fred Astaire
Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation 7TWO 9:30 St 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The Martha GO!
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6:00 Animal Extractors 7:00 M7 Multisport 7:30 Ironman World Championship 2012 9:30 Football: Liverpool TV 1:30 Omnisport 2:00 Deconstruction (PG l) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Big Fish, Small Boats 4:00 Cops (PG d) 4:30 Meteorite Men 5:30 I Fish (PG) 6:00 M*A*S*H (PG) 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 COPS (M l) 7:30 Nature’s Power Revealed (PG) 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M v) 9:30 Ross Kemp: In Search Of Pirates (M l) 10:30 Super Rugby 11:35 71 Degrees North (PG) 12:35 Breakout Kings (M v) 1:35 Defying Gravity (M) 2:35 M*A*S*H 3:05 Deconstruction (PG)
ABC2
SBS TWO
8:30 Fish Hooks 9:00 NBC Today (PG) GEM 7MATE 11:00 VIP (PG v,h) 12:00 Homicide: Life
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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Glee 8:30 Fashion Star (PG) 9:30 Snog Marry Avoid (PG l) 10:10 Californication (MA15+s,l) 10:50 Offspring (M l,s) 11:50 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:35 ET 1:05 Omg! The Insider 1:35 Happy Days
ABC3
ABC 24
Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The Royal (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Cops & Robbersons” (PG v,l,n) (’94) Stars: Chevy Chase 4:10 Mad About You (PG) 4:40 Perfect Strangers 5:10 Gardeners’ World 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Borderline (PG) 8:00 Motorway Patrol 8:30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 9:30 Movie: “The Matador” (MA15+s,l) (’05) Stars: Hope Davis 11:40 Man Stroke Woman (M) 12:20 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:20 Designing Women (PG) 1:50 The Martha Stewart Show
On The Street (M) 1:00 Motor Mate: Hot Rod Heaven 3:15 Motor Mate: Australian Rally 1990 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Family Guy (M) 9:00 American Dad (M) 9:30 Family Guy (M s,a) 10:30 American Dad (M) 11:30 Scare Tactics (PG) 12:00 Blokesworld (MA15+s,n) 12:30 Campus PD (M) 1:30 30 Rock (PG) 2:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 3:00 VIP: Miss Con-JeanieAlity (PG) 4:00 Dream Car Garage
6:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 Adventure Time (PG) 9:30 Monsuno (PG) 10:00 Power Rangers (PG v) 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers (PG) 4:00 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:00 Suburgatory (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 8:30 Movie: “The Legend Of Zorro” (M v) 11:00 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Suburgatory (PG) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 Suburgatory (PG)
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 First Love Second Chance (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Holiday On The Buses” (PG v) (’73) Stars: Reg Varney 2:00 Air Crash Confidential (M) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Super Nanny USA (PG) 4:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 5:30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Zoo Juniors 8:30 The Closer: Silent Partner (M) 10:30 The Mentalist (M) 11:30 Without A Trace (M) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:15 Five Minutes More 4:25 Miffy & Friends 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Little Charley Bear 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters 8:30 Good Game (M a) 9:00 Please Like Me (M l,s) 9:30 Unsafe Sex In The City (M l,s,a) 10:25 Red Dwarf (PG) 11:00 Male Hookers Uncovered (M l,a,s) 11:50 River Monsters 12:40 Later...With Jools Holland (PG) 1:45 Sanctuary (PG) 2:30 ABC News Update
6:00 Children’s Programs 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 The Twisted Whiskers Show 2:05 Almost Naked Animals 2:20 Rated A for Awesome 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 My Place 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Iron Man 6:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 6:30 Wolfblood 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 Demons (PG) 8:05 Iron Man 8:25 My Great Big Adventure 8:50 Adventures Of Figaro Pho
Avatar Days 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: Costa Rica 6:00 Wainwright Walks: Crinkle Crags and Bowfell 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 James May at the Edge of Space (PG) [s] – Space-buff James May always wanted to be an astronaut. Now, 40 years after the first Apollo landings, he gets a chance to fly to the edge of space in a U2 spy plane. 8:00 FIFA World Cup 2014 Qualifier: Australia v Oman – From ANZ Stadium, Sydney, Australia. 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:00 Action/Adventure Movie: “Ashes of Time: Redux” (M v) (’08) (In Cantonese) 12:00 SOS: Barbie Blues / Nocturn / Profile / Ink Animation (PG) 12:45 Anna Pihl (M v) 1:35 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 Worldwatch News (All day programs) 6:05 Sophie Grigson in Thailand 6:40 Sarah Wieners Culinary Adventures in Austria 7:30 Lost Worlds: East to West: The Ottomans and the West 8:35 As It Happened: Nazi Hunters: The Monster and the Butcher (M a) – Follows the hunt for Gestapo head Klaus Barbie. 9:35 Movie: “Amreeka” (M d,l) (’09) – A Palestinian mother and her 16-yearold son immigrate to Illinois during the US invasion of Iraq in 2003. (In Arabic) 11:20 Movie: “Paradise Now” (M a) (’05) (In Arabic) 12:55 The Nazi Hunters (M a) 1:55 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Newsline 1:00 ABC News 2:30 Inside Edge 3:15 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Rural Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Rural Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:25 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global News 3:30 The Business 4:00 BBC World News
Prime7
TEN
ABC
SBS
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 For The Juniors 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 National Press Club Address [s] 1:30 At The Movies [s] 2:00 Waterloo Road (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Eco-Barge: Medway (PG) 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell 8:30 Tractor Monkeys [s] 9:00 The Agony Of Life (M a) [s] 9:30 Adam Hills: The Last Leg 10:00 The Thick Of It (M l,s) 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] – Presented by Ticky Fullerton. 11:30 Identity (M v) . 12:20 Agatha Christie’s Partners In Crime [s] 1:10 Grand Designs: The Bournemouth Penthouse 2:00 Catholic Dilemma [s] 2:30 In The End [s] 3:00 rage (MA15+a,d,l,n,s,v) 3:45 Movie: “A Damsel In Distress” (G) (’37)
5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Insight: Wrinkled Sheets [s] 2:00 Dateline [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Door of No Return [s] 6:00 Wainwright Walks: Helm Crag [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Wildest Arctic: The Tundra: Desert of Ice (PG) [s] – Covering one fifth of the Earths surface, the Arctic tundra is one of the coldest and driest places on the planet. The short Arctic summer thaws the permafrost surface layer triggering an explosion of life. 8:30 World’s Most Dangerous Roads: Siberia (PG) [s] – In this episode, good friends and fellow comedians Ed Byrne and Andy Parsons drive across Siberia’s infamous Road of Bones. 9:35 Immigration Nation (PG) [s] 10:35 World News Australia Late [s] 11:10 Drama Movie: “Camino” (M a) (’08) – A heartbreaking story, (In Spanish) 1:40 Drama Movie: “Prague” (MA15+s) (’06) (In Danish and Czech) 3:25 Weatherwatch Overnight
Home & Away 9:30 Sons & Daughters 7TWO 9:00 10:00 Coronation Street 10:30 Step By Step GO!
ONE
6:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup 10:30 2013 Formula 1 Petronas Malaysia Grand Prix 1:00 Sport Science (PG l) 2:00 Deconstruction 2:30 Get Smart (PG) 3:00 Super Rugby Extra Time 4:05 Cops (PG l) 4:30 Meteorite Men 5:30 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG s) 7:30 White Collar (M) 8:30 Burn Notice (M) 9:30 Blue Bloods (M v) 10:30 The Killing My Lucky Day S2 E2 (M) 11:30 Expedition Impossible (PG) 12:30 Python Hunters (PG) 1:30 Money Factory 2:30 M*A*S*H 3:00 Deconstruction 3:30 Omnisport 4:00 Australian Rally Championship
ABC2
SBS TWO
9:00 NBC Today 11:00 VIP: Sunshine Girls GEM 7MATE (PG v) 12:00 Homicide: Life On The Street
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10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Simpsons (PG) 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 The Simpsons (PG) 9:00 Futurama (PG) 9:30 The Cleveland Show (M v) 10:00 Frasier (PG) 11:00 Cheers 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider
ABC3
ABC 24
WEDNESDAY MARCH 27
THURSDAY MARCH 28
WIN
6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 ET [s] 8:00 OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:00 Judge Judy (PG) 9:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield 10:00 Program To Be Advised 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore [s]] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (M mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Moe Letter Blues [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Modern Family (PG) [s] 8:30 Mr & Mrs Murder: The Next Best Man (M v) 9:30 The Good Wife: Going For The Gold (M) [s] 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show With David Letterman 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Crimes Of Fashion: Killer Hair” (M v) (’09) Stars: Maggie Lawson 2:00 Dr Oz: 5 Habits Making You Fat (PG) 3:00 Wild Vets [s] 3:30 Minute To Win It (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG) 7:30 Better Homes And Gardens: Easter Favourites 8:30 Last Resort: Blue Water (M v,a) – Sam and James depart the island in a daring rescue attempt. Back on the island of Sainte Marina, a Chinese diplomat arrives to make a deal with Marcus. 9:35 Highway Patrol (PG) – A driver is caught doing 126kph in an 80 zone, and the Senior Constable soon discovers the car is also unregistered. 10:00 World’s Wildest Police Videos (M v) [s] 11:00 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 12:00 Last Chance Learners (PG) [s] 12:30 Home Shopping 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The Royal (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Zarak” (PG v) (’56) Stars: Victor Mature 4:10 Mad About You (PG) 4:40 Perfect Strangers 5:10 Gardeners’ World 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Heartbeat: Trouble In Mind (PG) 8:40 Special: Japan Tsunami: Caught On Camera 10:50 Pie In The Sky: Coddled Eggs (PG) 11:50 The Bill: Long Shadows (M) 1:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping (PG) 3:30 Harry’s Practice 4:00 The Bill: Angel (M)
(M) 1:00 Motor Mate (PG) 3:30 Motor Mate: Muscle Bikes (PG) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:00 Zoom TV 5:30 Pimp My Ride 6:30 Seinfeld: The Junior Mint / The Smelly Car (PG) 7:30 Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan (PG) 8:30 Hardcore Pawn (M) 9:30 American Pickers (PG) 10:30 Movie: “Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (MA15+v,h) (’05) Stares Kate Mara 12:00 Campus PD (M) 12:30 30 Rock (PG) 1:00 VIP: Sunshine Girls (PG v) 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Harry’s Practice
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Going To The Mat” (PG a,v) (’04) Stars: Andrew Lawrence 2:00 Dr Oz: Biggest Anti-Aging Hour Ever - No Makeup Show: What’s The Real Age Of Your Skin? (PG) [s] 3:00 Wild Vets [s] 3:30 Minute To Win It (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG a) 7:30 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 1: Carlton v Richmond [s] – Mick Malthouse steps out as senior coach for the first time in a premiership match in this now traditional Round 1 clash at the MCG. 11:00 Castle (M) – When a bomb explodes at a protest rally killing five people, Castle and Beckett realise the key to solving the case is to reconstruct the 47 seconds prior to the explosion. 12:00 Auction Squad [s] 1:00 Home Shopping
Prime7
6:00 Today [s] 9:00 Mornings Summer Series (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] . 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 Hot Property (PG) – Tonight, Natalie, Matt and their 2 children hope to break a suburb record chasing an ambitious $800, 000 for their single story Kellyville Ridge home. 8:30 The AFL Footy Show (M) [s] 10:30 Two And A Half Men (PG s,l) 11:30 Extra [s] 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:00 New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) 1:30 Gideon’s Way (PG) 2:30 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Auction Hunters 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers (PG) 4:00 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:00 Suburgatory (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 7:30 Two & A Half Men (PG) 8:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 8:30 2 Broke Girls (M s) 9:30 Movie: “Good Luck Chuck” (MA15+ s,l) 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Suburgatory (PG) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 3:30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Gideon’s Way (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Some Will, Some Won’t” (PG a) (’70) Stars: Leslie Phillips 2:00 The Closer: Silent Partner (M) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 How Clean Is Your House (PG) 4:30 Zoo Juniors 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Customs (PG) 8:30 RPA (PG mp) 9:30 Cold Case (M) 11:30 Without A Trace: Devotion (M) 12:30 How Clean Is Your House (PG) 1:30 Friends (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea 4:30 Religious Program
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Little Charley Bear 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters 8:30 Conspiracy Road Trip (M l) 9:30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World: Venezuela (M a,v,d) – Caracas, Venezuela is the world’s most oil-rich nation and also one of its most violent. 10:10 Barefoot In Ethiopia (M l) 11:10 Dawn Porter Gets Her Man (M l,s) 12:05 River Monsters 12:55 This American Life 1:25 Stop << Rewind 1:50 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Bushwacked! 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 The Twisted Whiskers Show 2:05 Almost Naked Animals 2:20 Rated A for Awesome 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 My Place 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Iron Man 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Wolfblood 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 You’re Skitting Me (PG) 7:35 Mal.com 7:50 Kaeloo 8:05 The Avengers 8:35 On The Edge (PG)
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day programs) 6:05 Sophie Grigson in Thailand 6:40 Sarah Wiener’s Culinary Adventures in Austria 7:30 The Impressionists: Gang of Four 8:35 The School: Educating Essex (M l) – The school tries to prepare two very different students for the future. 9:30 Movie: “Shameless” (M a,s,l,n) (’08) – A selfcentred television weatherman, cheats on his wife. (In Czech) 11:05 Movie: “Shanghai Spell” (M v,l,a) (’02) – A 14-year-old boy fall in love with a drawing. (In Spanish) 1:10 Hitler’s Heroes: Hanna Reitsch (M v,l,a) 2:15 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News 12:30 National Press Club Address 1:30 ABC News 2:30 Australian Story 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Culture Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Arts Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:25 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global 3:30 The Business 4:00 BBC World News
5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 The Food Lovers Guide to Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series 6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business 6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] WIN 6:00 (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 TEN 7:30 ET [s] 8:00 OMG! The Insider [s] 8:30 The ABC Today [s] 10:00 Neue Freunde 11:00 World’s SBS Australia 1:30 William Shatner’s Weird or What?
The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 RBT (PG) 8:30 The Mentalist: The Red Mile (M v,a) – A man who believed he had been abducted by aliens at one time is found murdered. 9:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Split Decisions (M v) – A man is gunned down in a casino at pointblank range, and the CSIs shut down the building to find the killer. 10:30 The NRL Footy Show (PG) 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:00 Extra [s] 1:30 The New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) 2:00 Dangerman (PG) 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News
Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:00 Judge Judy 9:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield 10:00 Program To Be Advised10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] 11:30 Bondi Rescue [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M l,a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Scope [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Angry Dad: The Movie [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals: Fish Stew & Crispy Camembert Parcels [s] 8:30 Law & Order: SVU: Shadow / PC (M v,a) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 Late Show - David Letterman (PG 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning
Greenest Homes [s] 12:00 Midday Report 12:30 The Prime Minister Is Missing (PG) 1:30 Losing The Plots [s] 2:00 Waterloo Road (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Art Deco House 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 The Checkout (PG) [s] 8:30 Kangaroo Dundee [s] – One of Brolga’s three baby joeys, Daisy, is badly injured. 9:30 Scott And Bailey (M l) – Manchester detective Rachel Bailey joins colleague Janet Scott to investigate a murder. 10:20 Lateline [s] 10:55 The Business [s] 11:20 Seven Ages Of Britain: Empire (PG) [s] 12:20 The Clinic (PG) [s] 1:15 Grand Designs: The Art Deco House 2:05 Tales From The Daly: Nauiyu Nambiyu 2:30 NTFL: Football: WAFL: Round 2: East Perth v Peel Thunder
2:30 My Family Feast: Vietnamese [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Diamonds After Apartheid [s] 6:00 Wainwright Walks: High Street [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Food Safari: Polish (PG) [s] 8:00 Gourmet Farmer: Festivale [s] 8:35 Marco Pierre Whites Kitchen Wars (PG) [s] – Chef Marco Pierre White is on the hunt for the couple who create Britains best dining experience. 9:30 24 Hours in Emergency: The Q Word (M a,l) [s] – Consultant Jacqui must act fast when severely underweight baby Jaziah is rushed into resus. 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:00 Boob Tube: Sex, TV & Ugly George (MA15+s,l,n) 12:10 Drama Movie: “Crime Novel” (MA15+v,s,d,l) (’05) (In Italian) 2:50 Weatherwatch Overnight
Home and Away 9:30 Sons & Daugh7TWO 9:00 ters 10:00 Coronation Street (PG) 10:30 GO!
ONE
6:00 Animal Extractors 7:00 Omnisport 7:30 Basketball: NBL 11:30 Omnisport 12:00 Nature’s Power Revealed (PG) 1:00 Expedition Impossible (PG) 2:00 Get Smart 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Big Fish, Small Boats 4:00 Cops (PG d) 4:30 Meteorite Men 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG d) 7:30 Extreme Fishing (PG s) 8:30 An Idiot Abroad (M s) 9:30 Fast Forward: Funniest Send Ups (M s) 10:30 Can Of Worms - Encore (M) 11:30 24 (M v) 1:30 Mark Loves Sharon 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 71 Degrees North (PG) 4:30 M*A*S*H
ABC2
SBS TWO
7:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 NBC Today GEM 7MATE 11:00 VIP: Saving Private Irons (PG) 12:00
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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG v,d) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Futurama (PG s) 8:30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET (PG) 1:00 Omg! The Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 The Love Boat (PG)
ABC3
ABC 24
Step By Step 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The Royal (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Salome” (PG v,a) (’53) Stars: Rita Hayworth & Stewart Granger 4:10 Mad About You (PG) 4:40 Perfect Strangers 5:10 Gardeners’ World 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 The Royal (PG) 8:30 Rebus (M v,a,l) 10:10 Pie In The Sky (PG) 11:15 Dangerfield (M) 12:15 The Bill (M) 1:20 Hart To Hart (PG) 2:20 Designing Women 3:00 The Martha Stewart Show 4:00 The Bill: In The Firing Line (M)
Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 1:00 Flash Forward (M) 2:00 Motor Mate: The Jaguar (PG) 3:20 Motor Mate (PG) 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:00 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 7:00 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Gator Boys (PG) 8:30 Swamp People (PG) 9:00 Rat Bastards (M) 9:30 Operation Repo (M) 10:30 Lizard Lick Towing (M v) 11:30 Jail (M) 12:00 DEA (M) 1:00 Campus PD (M) 2:00 Homicide: Life On The Street (M) 3:00 VIP (PG v) 4:00 Pimp My Ride 5:00 Dream Car Garage
6:00 Children’s Programs 9:30 Monsuno (PG) 10:00 Power Rangers (PG v) 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers (PG) 4:00 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Young Justice 5:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:00 Suburgatory (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 7:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:30 Movie: “The Benchwarmers” (PG s,l) Stars: Rob Schneider 11:10 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Suburgatory (PG) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 7:00 TV Shop 8:00 How Clean Is Your House 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Billy Liar” (PG) (’63) Stars: Julie Christie 2:00 To Be Announced 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Surfing The Menu (PG) 4:30 Customs (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Thursday Night Football: Manly Sea Eagles v Wests Tigers from Bluetongue Stadium, Gosford. 9:45 Movie: “Falling Down” (M l,v) Stars: Michael Douglas 12:00 Surfing The Menu (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea 4:30 Religion
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Little Charley Bear 6:15 Mr Moon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 River Monsters 8:35 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 9:05 Set List (M l,s) 9:30 Please Like Me (M l,s) 10:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (M l,s) 10:45 Unsafe Sex In The City (M s) 11:45 River Monsters 12:35 Party Down (M l,d,n,s) 1:05 The Fabulous Beekman Boys (M l) 1:30 The Fabulous Beekman Boys (M l) 2:15 ABC News Update
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Bushwacked! 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 The Twisted Whiskers Show 2:05 Almost Naked Animals 2:30 YooHoo & Friends 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 Double Trouble 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Iron Man 5:55 Bugged 6:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 6:30 Young Dracula (PG) 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 Tower Prep 8:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars 8:25 Dancing Down Under
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day programs) 6:05 Sophie Grigson in Thailand 6:40 Sarah Wiener’s Culinary Adventures in Austria 7:30 The Impressionists: The Great Outdoors (PG) 8:35 Axis of Light (PG) – The beauty and mystery of the Middle East, seen through the work of 8 artists. 9:40 Movie: “Sraphine” (PG a) (’08) – A middle-aged French housekeepers secret talent for painting is noticed by an art critic (In French) 11:55 Movie “The Straight Line” (PG) (’11) – A sensitive portrayal of the world of blind runners.(In French) 1:45 Faces of America 2:50 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 Midday Report 12:30 Newsline 1:00 ABC News 2:30 Foreign Correspondent 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Weather Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Weather Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:25 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global News 3:30 The Business