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Prime7
FRIDAY MAY 3
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Breaking And Entering” (M l,s) (’06) Stars: Jude Law 2:30 The Amazing Race (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Better Homes And Gardens [s] – How to give your kitchen a brand new look for under $2000. Try Karen’s mouth-watering lamb shanks. Graham explores a spectacular garden on Norfolk Island. 7:30 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 6: Collingwood v St Kilda *Live* – The Magpies have won the last four against St Kilda, so the Saints have their work cut out in this Friday Night Football blockbuster from Etihad Stadium. 11:00 Dual Suspects: Led Astray (M v) – When a cheerful 49 year-old McDonald’s employee is found strangled and brutally beaten to death at work, the town is shocked and mystified. 12:00 Desperate Housewives: Don’t Walk On The Grass (M) [s] 1:00 Home Shopping
TEN
WIN
6:00 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Morning Summers Series (PG) 6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 Totally 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen De- Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 The Generes Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 House Hus- Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef10:30 Boy’s Weekend (PG) bands (M) 3:00 National News Now [s] 11:00 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) [s] 1:00 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] The Doctors (PG mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 4:30 National Afternoon News [s] 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 3:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 4:00 Lightning Point [s] 7:00 The Voice [s] 8:40 Friday Night Movie: “Tamara Drewe” (M l,v,s,a) 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] Stars; Gemma Arterton & Dominic Cooper 11:10 Person Of Interest: 2-Pi-R (M) – Finch goes un- 6:00 The Simpsons: Lisa The Tree Hugger dercover as a high school substitute teacher to protect 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Living Room (PG) a teenage genius. 8:30 American Idol: Week 18 - Performance & Re12:00 WIN News Late Edition [s] sults Show (PG) [s] 12:30 Friday Night Football: Canterbury Bulldogs v 11:00 TEN Late News [s] Wests Tigers – From ANZ Stadium, Sydney. 2:30 Friday Night Football: Brisbane Broncos v South 11:45 The Project Encore [s] Sydney Rabbitohs – Join the Nine commentary team 12:45 Late Show - David Letterman (PG) for all the action, post match interviews and analysis, 1:30 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 Destined To Reign (PG) from Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. 5:30 Home Shopping 4:30 Good Morning America
Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation St GO! 7TWO 9:30 (PG) 10:30 Step By Step (PG) 11:00 The
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7:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 NBC Today GEM 7MATE 11:00 VIP: Survi-Val (PG) 12:00 VIP: Loh-
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Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “Zotz!” (PG v) (’72) 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Better Homes And Gardens 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Cowboy Builders (PG) 10:40 Downsize Me (PG) 11:40 Movie: “The Big Chill” (M a,d,s,l) (’00) Stars: Glenn Close 2:00 Mad About You (PG) 2:30 Designing Women (PG)
Down Dirty Shame (PG v) 1:00 Motor Mate: The Story of RS Fords (PG) 3:00 Motor Mate: The Story of the Formula One 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride: Ford Econoline (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Dante’s Peak” (PG v,l,s) (’97) Stars: Pierce Brosnen 8:50 Movie: “Van Helsing” (M v,h) (’04) Stars: Hugh Jackman 11:50 Punk’d 12:25 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 1:30 Dream Car Garage 2:00 VIP: LohDown Dirty Shame (PG v) 3:00 Motor Mate: The Story of RS Fords 5:00 Pimp My Ride (PG)
Prime7
6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Weekend (PG) 12:00 Dr Oz: Body Dilemma Diets (PG) 1:00 Destination Ski: Methven / Mt Hutt [s] 1:30 Program To Be Advised 3:00 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 6: Western Bulldogs v Geelong *Live* – Essendon v GWS Essendon will go in strong favourite at Etihad Stadium, but the Giants have some dangerous young stars that could cause some havoc. 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 6: Richmond v Geelong *Live* – The improving Tigers are staking a finals berth in 2013 and face a stiff test here against the all-conquering team of the past six years Geelong. 8:30 The Saturday Movie: “Deja Vu” (M v) Stars: Denzel Washington 11:00 That ‘70s Show: Sunday Bloody Sunday (PG) 11:30 V8 Supercars 2013: Perth Challenge Highlights 12:30 Desperate Housewives (M) 1:30 Home Shopping
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Brainiacs (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelorette (PG l) 2:30 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Batman: The Brave & The Bold (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Movie: “Gremlins 2: The News Batch” (PG h) 7:30 Movie: “Kangaroo Jack” (PG v,l) Stars: Jerry O’Connell & Christopher Walken 9:30 Movie: “Sin City” (MA15+ v) Stars: Jessica Alba & Benico Del Toro 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 MAD (M) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG l,s) 4:00 Conan (PG)
9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Arabian Adventure” (G) (’79) 2:00 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Super Nanny (M) 4:30 Mary Queen Of Shops (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 To Be Advised 8:30 Movie: “The Wedding Date” (M s) (’05) Stars: Debra Messing 10:30 Movie: “Three To Tango” (M s,l) (’99) Stars: Neve Campbell 12:30 Movie: “Britannia Hospital” (M v) (’82) Stars: Joan Plowright 2:40 Movie: “Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula” (PG) Stars: Michael Pataki
ABC
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 Double Trouble 11:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 11:30 One Plus One [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Last of The Summer Wine[s] 1:00 Poirot (PG) [s] 2:00 Return To Cranford [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs Revisited: Midlothian 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Who’s Been Sleeping In My House? Wray Avenue [s] 8:30 Silent Witness: Trust - Part 2 (M a,v) [s] 9:30 Good Cop (MA15+a,v) [s] – An ordinary day turns into a nightmare when beat cop’s police partner is brutally attacked in a seemingly regular call out. 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:10 Lowdown: Cooper Scooper (M l,s) [s] 11:40 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) – New Release Music Videos. 5:00 rage (PG) 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Little Princess 5:20 Octonauts 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:20 storyTree 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures (PG) 8:40 Dawn Porter: My Breasts Could Kill Me (PG) 9:30 7 Days Of Sex (M s) 10:10 The Roast (PG) 10:20 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11:10 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 12:00 Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey (M l,s) 1:35 Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (M s) 2:05 ABC News Update
SBS 2
6:00 Children’s Programs 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Grossology 1:25 Dex Hamilton 2:00 Detentionaire 2:25 League of Super Evil 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 The Genie From Down Under 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 New Adventures Of Peter Pan 4:30 The Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 Wizards Vs Aliens 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 Life With Boys 7:30 Prank Patrol 8:05 Good Game SP 8:30 Bushwhacked!
ABC 24
6:00 Grand-Am 9:00 NASCAR 11:00 Australian Rally Championship 12:00 The Game Plan 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 Python Hunters (PG) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Pressure Cook (PG l,a) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Weeknights 7:30 Undercover Boss Australia (PG a) 8:30 Law & Order: SVU (M a) 9:30 2013 Energyaustralia Swimming Championships 11:00 Black Gold (PG) 12:00 Frontiers Of Construction 1:00 Fear Factor Australia (PG) 2:00 Omnisport 2:30 MLB Player Poll 3:00 Major League Baseball
ABC2
9:00 The Brady Bunch 9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Macgyver (PG v) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 8:00 Becker (PG) 8:30 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 9:05 Sex And The City (MA15+l) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! Insider 1:30 Happy Days
ABC3
Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today WIN 6:00 - Saturday 10:00 Mornings - Summer Series TEN
SBS
4:45 UEFA Europa League - Semi-final (2nd Leg) 7:25 Worldwatch 2:30 Living Black [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Solar Temptations Island [s] 6:00 Climbing Great Buildings: Durham Cathedral 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:35 Urban Secrets: Bristol (PG) – Alan Cumming examines the hidden histories of Britain’s cities, revealing the sights and sounds rarely witnessed by the public. Tonight, he explores the history of Bristol. 8:30 Turn Back Time: The Family: The 1970s [s] – Albert Road is transformed one last time as the living history experiment reaches the 1970s. 9:30 As It Happened: Dambusters Fly Again (PG) 10:30 World News Australia 11:00 Drama Movie: “Sakuran” (MA15+s,v) (’06) – A young social climber in 18th-century Edo, Japan, tries to be the best courtesan she can. (In Japanese) 1:00 Drama Movie: “Blue Swallow” (M v) (’05) (In Japanese and Korean) 3:25 Weatherwatch Overnight 5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:05 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:35 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:05 Community: Pascals Triangle Revisited (PG) 7:30 Cooking in the Danger Zone (PG) 8:00 UEFA Europa League Highlights 8:30 If You Are the One – This popular Chinese dating show is a cultural phenomenon. 9:35 The Perfect Vagina (MA15+n,l) – Women have found a new part of the body to worry about - their vaginas. 10:35 Russell Howard’s Good News (M l,s) 11:10 The Midnight Beast (MA15+v,s) 11:40 Ugly Americans (M a,l,s) 12:10 PopAsia 12:35 Weatherwatch
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 1:00 ABC News 2:30 State To State 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:05 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 ABC Open 7:00 ABC News 7:32 Planet America 8:00 News Exchange 8:32 One Plus One 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 ABC Open 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Big Ideas 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7:30 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 7:30 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 San Remo Song Festival rage (G) 10:30 rage: Guest Programmer: ABC 6:00 Vampire Weekend (PG) 11:30 7:30 [s] 12:00 SBS 2013 (PG) 2:55 Maestro: A Portrait of Valery
Australian Story [s] 12:30 The Checkout (PG) [s] 1:00 Football: VFL: Round 5: Coburg V Essendon 4:00 Navy Divers: Hell Week (PG) [s] 4:30 Two In The Top End (PG) [s] 5:00 Midsomer Murders: The Fisher King (PG) 6:30 Gardening Australia [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Last Tango In Halifax (PG) [s] – The revelation that her daughter Caroline is having an affair with another woman sees Celia unleash a tirade that causes Alan to have second thoughts about marrying her. 8:30 Case Sensitive: The Other Half Lives (M a,l,v) [s] – Based on the book by Sophie Hannah. 10:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 10:30 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting [s] (M a,l,s,v) 11:00 Laid (M l,s) 11:30 rage: Guest Programmer: Vampire Weekend (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)
Gergiev (PG) 3:55 Budding Stars of the Paris Opera Ballet: The New School (PG) 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Natasha Kaplinsky (PG) [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 James May’s Man Lab (PG) [s] – James May continues his epic quest to re-skill the modern male. 8:35 Lilyhammer: Pack Your Lederhosen (M l,n,v) – Frank is settling in well in his fancy new penthouse apartment, until it is brought to his attention that he has to fulfil certain communal obligations. 9:30 Film of the Week: “Four Lions” (M s,a,l) (’10) – Tells the story of a group of British jihadists who push their abstract dreams of glory to the breaking point. Stars: Penlope Cruz (From the UK) 11:25 Drama Movie: “Reclaim Your Brain!” (MA15+s,d,l) (’07) (in German) 1:30 South Park: Fatbeard / Dead Celebrities / Butters Bottom Bitch (MA15+a,s) 2:55 Weatherwatch Overnight
Saturday Disney 9:00 Shake It Up 9:30 GO! 7TWO 7:00 Wizards Of Waverly Place 10:00 Home
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ABC2
SBS 2
8:00 Home Shopping 9:00 NBC Today GEM 7MATE 11:00 Greatest Ever: Bombers (PG) 12:00
9:00 The Loop (PG l,s,v) 11:30 Happy Days 12:00 ABC3 11 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
SATURDAY MAY 4
6:00 Children’s Programs 8:30 Totally Wild [s] 9:00 Scope: Future Tech [s] 9:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 10:00 Bump TV (PG l,s,a,v,d) 1:00 Saturday Afternoon Movie 4:00 What’s Up Down Under 4:30 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors [s] 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Simpsons Tall Tales (PG) – The Simpsons go on a family vacation to Delaware. 6:30 Before The Game (PG) [s] 7:30 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] 8:30 Movie: “Star Trek” (M v) (’09) – The greatest scifi adventure of all time begins with Star Trek, the incredible story of a young crew’s maiden voyage onboard the most advanced starship ever created: the USS Enterprise. Stars: Chris Pine & Leonard Nimoy 11:05 Star Trek: Countdown To Darkness (PG) 11:10 Mr & Mrs Murder Encore: Keeping Up Appearances (M v) 12:00 Can Of Worms Encore (M) [s] 1:00 48 Hours (M a) 2:00 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 Religious Programs (PG)
Shopping 11:00 Special: Unbottled Tasmania 12:00 Great South East 12:30 Creek To Coast 1:00 Queensland Weekender 2:00 Movie: “Starman” (PG v,s,l) 4:30 Treks in a Wild World 5:00 Globe Guides (PG) 5:30 No Going Back: France 6:30 Heartbeat (PG) 7:30 Heartbeat (PG) 8:40 Lewis: Expiation (M v,a) 10:40 Nazi Hunters (M) 11:40 Movie: “Still Crazy” (M l,d) (’99) Stars: Stephen Rea No Going Back: Wales 1:45 Treks in a Wild World (PG) 2:15 Globe Guides (PG)
Ultimate Spider-Man 12:30 Hook Line and Sinker (PG) 1:00 2013 Australian Off Road Championship 2:00 V8 Xtra 2:30 V8 Supercars: Perth Challenge 5:30 America’s Toughest Jobs (PG a) 6:30 Movie: “Old Dogs” (PG a,v) (’09) Stars: John Travolta & Robin Williams 8:30 Movie: “Deja Vu” (M v) (’06) Stars: Denzel Washington 11:00 Movie: “The Butterfly Effect 2” (MA15+ v,s) (’06) Stars: Eric Lively 1:00 VIP: For Val’s Eyes Only (M) 2:00 VIP: RIP (PG v) 3:30 Greatest Ever: Bombers (PG)
12:00 Gilligan’s Island 12:30 The Middle: Valentine’s Day III (PG) 1:00 Movie: “The Wings Of Eagles” (G) (’57) Stars: Maureen O’Hara 3:15 Life Of Pi The Importance of Storytelling - Part 1 3:30 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: Vienna (PG s,l) 4:30 Antiques Roadshow: Layer Marney Tower 1 [s] 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Getaway (PG) 6:00 National News Saturday [s] 6:30 The Voice [s] 9:50 Movie: “License To Wed” (M s) Stars: Robin Williams & Mandy Moore 11:50 Late Movie: “City Hall” (M l,v) (’96) Stars: Al Pacino, John Cusack & Bridget Fonda, 2:00 Late Late Movie: “Body Snatchers” (M v,l) (’93) Stars: Terry Kinney & Meg Tilly 3:35 Extra 4:05 Danoz 4:30 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Young Justice: Invasion (PG) 10:30 Ben 10: Omniverse 11:00 Flea Bitten 11:30 Flea Bitten 12:00 A Gurl’s Wurld 12:30 Monsuno 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 Take The Money And Run (PG) 3:00 Movie: “Little Big League” (PG a,l) (’94) Stars: Luke Edwards 5:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Dumb And Dumber” (PG v,s) Stars: Jim Carrey 8:50 Movie: “The Social Network” (M l) Stars: Jesse Eisenberg 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Survivor: Caramoan (M) 2:00 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (PG s,l) 4:00 Conan (M) 6:00 Movie: “Arabian Adventure” (G) (’79) Stars: Christopher Lee 8:00 TV Shop 9:30 Movie: “The Oracle” (G) (’52) 11:15 The Avengers (PG) 12:15 Postcards 12:45 Movie: “The Yearling” (G) (’46) Stars: Gregory Peck 3:30 Movie: “Kelly’s Heroes” (PG v,l) (’70) Stars: Clint Eastwood 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: NY (M v) 9:30 CSI: Miami (MA15+v,a) 10:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:20 Movie: “Kelly’s Heroes” (PG v,l) (’70) Stars: Clint Eastwood 3:00 Movie: “The Yearling” (G) (’46) Stars: Gregory Peck
6:00 Nascar Sprint Cup 11:00 Triathlon 12:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures 1:00 Megafactories 2:00 Pressure Cook 3:00 71 Degrees North (PG l) 4:00 The WWE Experience 5:00 Escape With ET 6:00 Get Smart 6:30 Monster Jam 7:30 Wedding Band (PG s) 8:30 Cops: Adults Only: Coast To Coast 9:30 MotoGP 2013 - Qualifying Race 3 Spain 11:00 The Ultimate Rider 11:30 48 Hours (M s) 12:30 Python Hunters (PG) 1:30 Dollhouse (M v) 2:30 Defying Gravity: Threshold (M s) 3:30 Omnisport 4:00 NASCAR Nationwide Series
(PG) 2:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 3:00 Beckers (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 America’s Next Top Model (PG l,s,a) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Fashion Star (PG) 7:30 The Biggest Loser - The Next Generation (PG) 10:30 The Graham Norton Show (PG) 11:30 The Loop - Encore (PG l,s,v,d) 2:00 Becker (PG) 2:30 Fashion Star 3:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 4:00 Family Ties (PG)
6:00 Children’s Programs 4:30 Iconicles 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Little Princess 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Shaun The Sheep 5:45 Bananas in PJs 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:20 storyTree 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 Wild Things (PG) 8:30 Head First (PG) 9:15 Alan Partridge’s Mid-Morning Matters (M l) 9:30 Funny As: Adam Hills (M l) 10:30 Childrens Hospital (M a,n,s) 10:55 Portlandia 11:15 True Stories: The Exorcist (M l) 12:05 My Weird and Wonderful Family 12:55 Life On Mars (M v) 1:55 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 9:05 Good Game 9:30 Mal.com 9:45 Big Babies 10:00 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 1:50 Kaeloo 1:55 CJ The DJ 2:10 Gasp! 2:20 Erky Perky 2:35 Chuck Finn 3:00 The Genie From Down Under 3:35 Stoked 4:05 The Dukes Of Brxstnia 4:15 Jibber Jabber 4:35 Steam Punks! 5:00 Young Dracula 5:30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 5:55 Deadly 60: Sri Lanka 6:25 Prank Patrol 6:50 The Legend Of Dick And Dom 7:20 Good Game SP 7:50 Vampire Knight (PG) 8:15 Fruits Basket (PG) 8:40 Voltron: Defender of the Universe (PG)
5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 PopAsia 7:10 Black Cab Sessions: USA 7:40 Iron Chef 8:30 MXC (M) – Combining comedy and disastrous spills this is the ultimate take on reality sports. 9:00 Shorts on Screen (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Cell 211” (MA15+ v,a,l) (’09) – The story of two men on different sides of a prison riot (In Spanish) 11:30 Threesome: Boyfriends (M) – With Richies birthday approaching a day of fun, fun, fun is being planned. 12:00 Him & Her: The Parents (M s,l) 12:35 Skins: Mini knows how to get revenge (MA15+ d,s) 1:25 PopAsia 2:35 Weatherwatch Overnight
ABC 24
8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Food Quarter 1:02 National Press Club Address 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Big Ideas 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Australian Story 5:00 ABC News 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Foreign Correspondent 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 Big Ideas Sampler 9:00 ABC News 9:32 The World This Week 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Planet America 11:02 Q&A 12:02 Big Ideas 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7.30 3:00 BBC World News
Prime7
SUNDAY MAY 5
6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 AFL Game Day (PG) 11:30 Program To Be Advised 1:00 Parking Wars (PG) 1:30 Footy Flashbacks: 2000 Quarter Final: Carlton v Melbourne 3:00 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 6: Carlton v Melbourne *Live 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Program To Be Advised 8:30 A Place To Call Home: The Welcome Mat (M) – While Olivia remains feeling unwell and disconcerted by James’ continued distance, it’s Elizabeth who’s the most put out. 9:30 Mrs Biggs (M) – After Ron’s picture appears in an Australian magazine they decide he doesn’t look different enough and relocate to Melbourne. 10:30 Castle: The Double Down (M) – When two separate murders are committed on the same night, Castle wagers Ryan and Esposito that he and Beckett will solve theirs first. 11:30 V8 Supercars 2013: Perth Challenge 12:30 Home Shopping
Movie: “Ring-A-Ding Rhythm” (G) 7TWO 9:30 (’62) Stars: Helen Shapiro 11:00 James GO!
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8:30 Home Shopping 9:30 Project Xtreme: GEM 7MATE Baltimore Subway Repair (PG) 10:00 Is It
Martin’s Brittany (PG) 11:30 Gary Rhodes’ Local Food Heroes 12:30 Chefs: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (PG) 1:45 Home & Away Catch-up (PG a,s) 4:10 Movie: “Short Circuit 2” (PG l,v) (’88) Stars: Fisher Stevens 6:30 Great Migrations (PG) 7:30 Doc Martin (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 60 Minute Makeover 10:30 Homes Under The Hammer 11:45 The Shield (M a) 12:45 Gary Rhodes’ Local Food Heroes 2:00 Chefs: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (PG)
Real: Crop Circles (PG) 11:00 Trapped (PG) 12:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 12:30 V8 Supercars 2013: Perth Challenge – Coverage includes a double dose of Qualifying and Races 11 & 12, plus the supports action from the Dunlop Series, V8 Utes and Touring Car Masters. 6:30 Movie: “Ghostbusters” (PG v,h,l) (’08) Stars: Bill Murray 8:45 Movie: “Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life” (M v,s,l) (’83) Stars: Simon Jones 11:00 Operation Repo (M) 12:00 Deadliest Warrior (M v)
Prime7
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Batman (PG) 10:30 Ben 10 (PG v) 11:00 Sym-bionic Titan (PG v) 12:00 Winx Club (PG v) 12:30 Monsuno (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 Manly Surf 2:30 Are You Fitter Than A Pensioner (PG) 3:30 The Hills 5:30 Movie: “Big Momma’s House 2” (PG s,v) 7:30 The Middle (PG) 8:00 2 Broke Girls (PG s,l) 8:30 Two & A Half Men (M) 9:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 9:30 Movie: “The Green Hornet” (M v,l) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 2 Broke Girls (PG s,l) 2:00 Are You Fitter Than A Pensioner (PG) 3:00 Take The Money And Run (PG) 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Extra
6:40 Movie: “Raising The Wind” (G) (’61) 8:30 TV Shop 10:10 Antiques Roadshow 11:10 Movie: “The Captain’s Paradise” (G) (’53) Stars: Alec Guinness 1:00 The Garden Gurus 1:30 Getaway 2:00 Sunday Footy Show (NRL) 4:00 Sunday Football: Sydney Roosters v Penrith Panthers 6:00 Motorway Patrol (PG) 6:30 Antiques Roadshow 7:30 To The Manor Born 8:40 Movie: “Rules Of Engagement” (M l,v) (’00) Stars: Tommy Lee Jones 11:25 The Closer (M) 12:20 Movie: “The Captain’s Paradise” (G) (’53) Stars: Alec Guinness 2:00 TV Shop
WIN
SBS 2
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9:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Infomercials 11:30 Star Trek (PG) 12:00 American Idol Encore (PG) 2:30 Neighbours - Encore 5:00 Merlin: The Wicked Day (PG v) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 The Simpsons (PG) 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Hot Rod” (M l,d) (’07) Stars: Danny McBride 10:30 The Office (PG s) 11:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 12:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 1:00 7th Heaven 2:00 MacGyver (PG v) 3:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 4:00 Ninja Turtles
ABC3
ABC 24
TEN
ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business 5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Drama Movie: “Unfair ABC 6:00 Today [s] 10:00 Backyard Science 11:00 Land- SBS Competition” (PG) (’00) Stars: Grard Depardieu
9:30 Sons And Daughters 10:00 Coronation GO! 7TWO Street 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The
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9:00 NBC Today 10:00 NBC Meet The GEM 7MATE Press 11:00 VIP (PG) 1:00 V8 Supercars
Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer: Murder Me, Murder You” (PG v,a) (’83) Stars: Stacy Keach 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Mighty Ships 8:30 Waking The Dead (M a) 9:40 Criminal Minds (M v,a) 11:40 The Shield (MA15+a,s,v) 12:40 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:40 The World At War (PG) 3:00 Martha Stewart
2013: Perth Challenge 3:00 Motor Mate: Ford 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride: Crown Victoria Station Wagon (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld: The Red Dot / The Suicide (PG) 7:30 Cash Cowboys (PG) 8:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 9:30 American Restoration (PG) 10:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Bid America: Whatever Floats Your Boat (PG) 12:00 30 Rock: The ‘C’ Word (PG) 12:30 Chappelle’s Show (MA15+l,a) 1:00 VIP: ExValibur / Get Vallery (PG v) 3:00 Motor Mate: Ford
Prime7
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Crooks In Cloisters” (G) (’63) Stars: Ronald Fraser 2:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Antiques Roadshow 4:30 To The Manor Born 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 8:30 Super Nanny USA (PG) 9:30 Embarrassing Kids Bodies (PG mp,n) 10:30 Food Inspectors (PG) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Footy Classified (M) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:30 Religion
WIN
SBS
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Al Jazeera News [s] 1:30 Living Black [s] 2:00 Speedweek [s] 4:00 Cycling: National Road Series 2013 4:30 UEFA Champions League Magazine 5:00 Netball: ANZ Championship Highlights 5:35 Inspector Rex: Baby in Danger (PG) 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Lost Worlds: Treasures of Ancient Rome: Pomp and Perversion (PG) [s] – Alastair Sooke follows in the footsteps of Rome’s dangerous emperors. 8:30 Murdock (PG) [s] – Provides a definitive account of how one man took control of the media and became one of the wealthiest, most powerful and feared figures in the world. 9:35 Page One: A Year Inside the New York Times (M a,l) – During the most tumultuous time for media in generations, filmmaker Andrew Rossi gains unprecedented access to the newsroom at The New York Times. 11:15 Comedy Movie: “Blue Eyelids” (M) (’07) (From Mexico, in Spanish) 1:00 Why Do Viruses Kill? (PG) [s] 2:00 Weatherwatch Overnight
ABC2
6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore (PG l) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG l,a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG s,mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Tennis The Menace [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG) 8:30 Can Of Worms (M) 9:30 Hawaii Five - O: Imi Loko Ka ‘uhane (PG) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show (PG) 1:30 Infomercials (PG) 4:30 Destined To Reign (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club 11:00 The Middle 11:30 2 Broke Girls (PG s,l) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelor (PG) 2:00 Take The Money & Run (PG) 2:30 The Hills (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Batman (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:00 Top Gear (PG) 9:30 Movie: “The Specialist” (MA15+ s,v,l) 11:40 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 1:30 TMZ (PG) 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG l) 2:00 Conan (M)
ABC
6:00 rage 6:30 Children’s Programs 9:00 Insiders [s] 10:00 Inside Business 10:30 Offsiders [s] 11:00 Asia Pacific Focus 11:30 Songs Of Praise 12:00 Landline [s] 1:00 Gardening Australia [s] 1:30 Annabel Langbein: The Free Range Cook 2:00 Yellowstone: Winter 3:00 Jane Austen: Her Many Lovers [s] 4:00 10 Aussie Books To Read Before You Die [s] 5:00 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life [s] 5:30 Deadly 60: Ethiopia [s] 6:00 Antiques Master [s] 6:30 Compass: Best Buddies [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Doctor Who: The Crimson Horror [s] 8:15 The Boffin, The Builder, The Bombardier [s] 8:30 Call The Midwife (PG) [s] . 9:30 Miranda: A Brief Encounter (PG) [s] 10:00 Parkinson: Masterclass: Don McCullin [s] 10:45 Art of War (PG) [s] 11:40 Movie: “In The Heat Of The Night” (M a,v) (’67) Stars: Sidney Poitier 1:25 Jane Austen: Her Many Lovers [s] 2:25 Movie: “The Guns Of August” (PG) (’65) 4:00 The New Inventors [s]
6:00 Rugby Classic Matches: Autumn International 2004: England v Australia 8:00 Triathlon: ITU World Championship Series 1:00 Golf Getaway 1:30 Omnisport 2:00 History Of The Eagles 5:00 What’s Up Down Under 5:30 Get Smart (PG) 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 COPS (PG d) 7:00 MotoGP 2013 Race 3 Spain - Moto3 & Moto2 9:45 MotoGP 2013 Race 3 Spain 11:00 Movie: “Tortured” (’08) (MA15+ v,l) Stars: Laurence Fishburne & James Cromwell 1:20 Omnisport 1:30 The Ultimate Rider 2:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Race 10
6:00 Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning 6:00 Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Jane Doe: The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The How To Fire Your Boss” (M v) (’07) Stars: Lea Thompson View (PG) 2:00 House Husbands (PG) 3:00 National News 2:00 Winners & Losers: Fascinator Rhythm (M s,l,d) 3:00 Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 National AfterNew Zealand On A Plate: Central Otago 4:30 Seven noon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 The Voice 7:00 Home & Away (PG) – Indi tries to play cupid 8:30 House Husbands (M) – Kane and Tom’s family with Dex and April, however when April finds out life is turned upside down when they foster a troubled about Steph and Dex having sex at work, she is less child. than impressed. 9:30 Footy Classified (M) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 10:30 Person Of Interest: Prisoner’s Dilemma (M) – 9:00 Revenge: Retribution (M) [s] – Still reeling from Carter helps Reese steer clear of Agent Donnelly. the devastation on The Amanda, Emily’s commit11:30 Extra [s] ment to justice and revenge is stronger than ever, 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] while the Hamptons mourn the loss of one of their 1:00 Worst Case Scenario (M) own. 1:30 The New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) 10:00 Grey’s Anatomy: This Is Why We Fight / Trans- 2:00 The Avengers: Winged Avenger (PG) plant Wasteland (M a) 3:00 Danoz 12:00 Auction Squad [s] 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 1:00 Home Shopping 5:00 Early Morning News
MONDAY MAY 6
TUESDAY MAY 7
TEN
WIN
6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 Fish- 6:00 Religious Programs 7:00 Totally Wild 8:00 Horse ing Australia [s] 10:30 Wide World Of Sports 11:30 Sunday Trade 9:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:00 The Bolt Report Footy Show 1:30 The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air 2:00 Who [s] 10:30 Meet The Press [s] 11:30 RADAR (PG s,l,a,v,d) Do You Think You Are?: Martin Sheen (PG) 4:00 House 12:30 Australian Rally Championship 2013 1:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 2:00 Movie: “A FamHusbands (PG) 5:00 News: First At Five [s] ily Thanksgiving” (G) (’10) Stars: Faye Dunaway 5:30 Customs (PG) 4:00 Places We Go With Jennifer Adams 6:00 National News [s] 4:30 Meet The Press: Afternoon Edition [s] 6:30 The Voice 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 8:00 60 Minutes [s] 6:00 The All New Simpsons (PG a) 9:00 The Mentalist: Red Velvet Cupcakes (M) 6:30 Bondi Rescue (PG l,a) [s] 10:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Last Woman Standing (M v) – The CSIs investigate the murders of 7:00 Modern Family: The Wow Factor (PG) 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) several prominent poker players. 8:30 Elementary: The Red Team (M) 11:00 CSI: Miami: G.O. (M v) – A mysterious murder suspect’s life is discovered to be an elaborate charade. 9:30 The Graham Norton Show 12:00 Sunday Football: Sydney Roosters v Penrith Pan- 10:30 Mr & Mrs Murder (M v) 11:30 Moto GP 2013: Race 3, Moto3 & Moto2 – From thers – From Allianz Stadium, Sydney. Spain. 2:00 20/20 [s] 2:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:00 Antiques Roadshow 4:30 Destined To Reign (PG) 3:30 Danoz 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 4:00 Good Morning Australia 5:30 CBS - This Morning 5:00 Early Morning News
6:00 Children’s Programs 4:25 Bert & Ernie’s Great Adventures 4:30 Iconicles 4:55 Penelope 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Little Princess 5:20 Octonauts 5:40 Peppa Pig 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 Young Surrogates (PG) 8:30 Junior Doctors (PG) 9:30 My Trans-sexual Summer (M a,l,s) 10:20 Funny As: Adam Hills (M l,s) 11:15 Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan 12:05 The Tudors (MA15+) 1:00 Wild At Heart (PG) 1:45 The Fabulous Beekman Boys 2:10 ABC News 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 12:30 Rush TV 12:55 Dancing Down Under 1:45 I Got A Rocket 2:00 Pixel Pinkie 2:15 Mortified 2:40 Blue Water High 3:10 Double Trouble 3:35 Round The Twist 4:00 Jibber Jabber 4:25 The Jungle Book 4:50 Shaun The Sheep 5:00 Bindi’s Bootcamp 5:25 Steam Punks! 5:55 Survive This 6:15 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 6:30 Horrible Histories 7:00 The Avengers: Breakout 7:20 Degrassi: The Next Generation: 99 Problems (PG) 8:15 The Killian Curse (PG) 8:35 Good Game SP
line [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Travel Oz 1:00 Parkinson: Masterclass [s] 2:00 Gandhi [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs Revisited: Lake District 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Australian Story [s] 8:30 Four Corners [s] 9:20 Media Watch [s] 9:35 Q&A [s] – Hosted by Tony Jones 10:35 Lateline [s] 11:10 The Business [s] 11:35 Outcasts (M v) – Forthaven is under threat of destruction. Stella and Tate enlist Tipper to help. 12:35 Monday Monday (PG) [s] 1:25 Movie: “Samson & Delilah” (PG) (’49) Stars: Victor Mature, Hedy Lamarr 3:30 Rugby Union: Shute Shield: Round 5 - Northern Suburbs Vs Southern District
5:20 Worldwatch 12:00 Netball: 2013 ANZ Championship: QLD Firebirds v West Coast Fever 2:00 G* Wars 3:00 If You are the One 4:00 PopAsia 5:30 Cycling Central 6:00 Giro dItalia 2013 6:35 Kung Fu Changed My Life (PG) 7:30 G* Wars 8:30 MXC (M) 9:00 Shameless (MA15+s,l) 9:55 Comedy Movie: “Salami Aleikum” (M l,a) (’09) – A butcher goes to Poland to buy low-priced sheep. While there the villagers mistake him for the heir to a textile dynasty. (In German & Farsi) 11:45 Movie: “Show Me Love” (M l,a) (’98) (In Swedish) 1:20 Weatherwatch Overnight
8:00 Weekend Breakfast 9:00 Insiders 10:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Consumer Quarter 1:00 Big Ideas 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Offsiders 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Need To Know 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Planet America 5:00 ABC News 5:32 At The Movies 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Australian Story 7:00 ABC News 7:32 The World This Week 8:02 Insiders 9:00 ABC News 9:32 One Plus One 10:00 ABC News 10:30 Inside Business 11:02 Landline 12:02 Big Ideas 12:30 Planet America 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News
(In French) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 Cycling: National Road Series 2013 5:30 Global Village: The Greening of Curitiba 6:00 Climbing Great Buildings: Lincoln Cathedral 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Mythbusters: Motorcycle Water-ski [s] – On this dare-devil episode, Adam and Jamie literally put their lives on the line as they attempt their most dangerous stunt in Mythbusters history. 8:30 Guts (M a) [s] – What’s really going on inside your stomach? In this program, Michael Mosley offers up his own guts to find out. 9:30 Mad Men: Waldorf Stories (M s) 10:30 World News Australia 11:00 The World Game – Football news. 11:30 Shorts on Screen (PG) 12:05 Comedy Movie: “Go For Zucker!” (M s) (’05) (In German) 1:50 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Little Princess 5:20 Octonauts 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 8:30 Doctor Who 9:15 Doctor Who’s Greatest Moments 9:30 Breaking Bad (M d,v) 10:15 The Roast (PG) 10:25 Junior Doctors (PG) 11:25 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures (PG) 12:15 Breaking Bad (MA15+v) 1:00 Haven (M v) 1:45 Monkey Thieves 2:10 ABC News Update
SBS 2
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Grossology 1:25 Dex Hamilton 2:00 Detentionaire 2:25 League of Super Evil 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 The Genie From Down Under 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 Peter Pan 4:30 Shaun The Sheep 5:05 Wizards Vs Aliens 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 Kratt Bros 8:05 Wolverine & The X-Men 8:25 Bushwhacked! 8:50 Adventures Of Figaro Pho
ABC 24
6:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Race 10 6:30 Omnisport 7:00 Football: Liverpool TV: Newcastle United v Liverpool 10:00 Australian Rally Championship 11:00 Triathlon 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 Black Gold (PG v) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Pressure Cook 4:00 71 Degrees North (PG) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 Weeknights 7:30 Python Hunters (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Paycheck” (M v) Stars: Ben Affleck 11:00 MotoGP 2013: Race 3 Spain - Moto3 & Moto2 1:45 MotoGP 2013 3:00 Monster Jam 4:00 M*A*S*H 4:30 Omnisport 5:00 Golf: 2013 NZ PGA
ABC2
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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Macgyver (PG v) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Infomercials 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours (PG) 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:00 Raising Hope (PG v,l) 8:30 Supernatural (M) 9:30 Dexter (MA15+ l,v,s) 10:30 Californication (MA15+ s,l,n) 11:10 Cheers (PG) 11:40 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider
ABC3
TEN
5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 The Secret History of EuABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business ABC 6:00 Today [s] 10:00 Behind The News 10:25 Get SBS rovision (PG) [s] 2:00 The Road to Eurovision
5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Giro dItalia 2013 6:35 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:05 Community (PG) 7:30 Survivorman: Lost at Sea (PG) 8:30 Benidorm Bastards (PG) 9:00 The Dudesons in America: Armed Forces (MA15+a) 9:30 The Midnight Beast: Hardcore (PG) 10:00 Ugly Americans: Ride Me to Hell (M a,s,l) 10:25 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 11:00 Swift & Shift Couriers (M l,a) 11:30 Frisky Dingo: Emergency Room (MA15+v) 11:45 Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Space Conflict from Beyond Pluto (M a,s,v,d) 12:00 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News 12:30 Asia Pacific Focus 1:00 ABC News 2:30 One Plus One 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Health Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 9:35 Q&A 10:30 ABC News 11:02 The Drum 11:45 The Health Quarter 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Newsline 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show 6:00 Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Annapolis” (M v,a) The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The (06) Stars: James Franco 2:00 Winners & Losers: Peace View (PG) 2:00 House Husbands (PG) 3:00 National News Of The Past (M d) [s] 3:00 New Zealand On A Plate: Or- Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] ganics 3:30 To Be Announced 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 4:30 National Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 The Voice 7:00 Home & Away (PG a) [s] – Indi gives up match- 8:00 Celebrity Apprentice: TimTastic Challenge (PG) making and hooks up with Chris. Roo warns Indi – The celebrities must create a colourful and engaging Chris might think their casual fling is serious. Dex Tim Tam promotional stand with the aim of attracting and April are both ecstatic to realise they feel the big crowds launch the product. same way about each other. 9:30 Movie: “The Ugly Truth” (MA15+ s,l) (’09) Stars: 7:30 Program To Be Advised Katherine Heigl & Gerard Butler 8:30 Packed To The Rafters: Setting Limits (PG s) – 11:35 Extra [s] When new employee Buzz brings his wayward son 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] Jackson onto site, Dave begins to suspect his good 1:00 Survivors (M v,a) nature is being taken advantage of. 2:00 Seaway (PG) 9:30 Program To Be Advised 3:00 Danoz 12:00 Auction Squad [s] 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 1:00 Home Shopping 5:00 Early Morning News
6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG s,mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: The Great Money Caper [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) 8:30 NCIS: Seek (M v) [s] 9:30 NCIS: Los Angeles: Lohkay (M) [s] 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show With David Letterman 1:30 Infomercials (PG) 4:30 Destined To Reign (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning
Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation 7TWO 9:30 St 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The Martha GO!
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6:00 Football: Liverpool TV 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 The WWE Experience 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 Sport Science (PG) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Pressure Cook (PG s) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H (PG) 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 Weeknights 7:30 Frontiers Of Construction (PG) 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M v) 9:30 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a) 10:30 Super Rugby Extra Time 11:35 71 Degrees North (PG) 12:35 Prison Break (M v) 2:35 M*A*S*H 3:05 Omnisport 3:15 MotoGP 2013 (Rpt) Race 3 Spain - Moto3 & Moto2
ABC2
SBS 2
9:00 NBC Today (PG) 11:00 VIP: Body- GEM 7MATE guards (PG) 12:00 Fairly Legal: Pilot (M)
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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Macgyver (PG v) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Infomercials 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Fashion Star (PG) 8:30 Glee: Lights Out (PG) 9:30 Snog Marry Avoid (PG l,a) 10:10 Snog Marry Avoid? (PG s,a) 10:50 Offspring (M l,s) 11:50 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:35 ET 1:05 Omg! The Insider
ABC3
ABC 24
Stewart Show 12:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “How To Stuff A Wild Bikini” (PG v) (’65) 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Highway Patrol (PG l,a) 8:00 Motorway Patrol (PG l) 8:30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 9:30 Movie: “The Guardian” (M l,a) (’06) Stars: Kevin Costner 12:20 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:20 The World At War (PG) 2:30 Hart To Hart (PG)
1:30 V8 Supercars 2013: Perth Challenge (PG) 3:30 Motor Mate: Grand Prix Legends 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride: Subaru Impreza (PG) 6:30 The Amazing Race (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Family Guy (M) 10:00 American Dad (M) 10:30 Family Guy (M) 11:30 American Dad (M) 12:00 Chappelle’s Show (MA15+l,d,a) 12:30 Crank Yankers: Denis Leary (MA15+s) 1:30 30 Rock: Hard Ball (PG) 2:00 VIP: Bodyguards (PG v) 3:00 Motor Mate: Grand Prix Legends
6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Brainiacs (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 Conan (M) 2:00 Total Wipeout UK 3:00 Monsuno (M v) 3:30 Power Rangers (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Batman (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG) 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 8:30 2 Broke Girls (M s) 9:30 Movie: “Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby” (M s) Stars: Will Ferrell 11:40 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 3:00 Brainiacs 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Extra
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Mad About The House (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “The Dancing Years” (G) (’48) Stars: Dennis Price & Patricia Dainton 2:00 Lion Country (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Super Nanny USA 4:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG l) 5:30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 Remarkable Vets (PG) 8:30 Rizzoli & Isles (M v,a) 9:30 Movie: “Seven” (MA15+ v,l,a) (’95) Stars: Brad Pitt & Morgan Freeman 12:00 The Closer (M) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea
Into Textiles / Magic Of Making 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Compass: Best Buddies [s] 1:00 Q&A [s] 2:00 The Da Vinci Shroud (M v) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Design: Revisited: Weald Of Kent [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 8:30 New Tricks: God’s Waiting Room (PG) [s] 9:30 At The Movies (PG) [s] 10:00 The Book Club: May [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Four Corners [s] 12:20 Media Watch [s] 12:35 Sold: Fighting The New Global Slave Trade (PG) 1:30 Sydney International Piano Competition 2008 2:30 Football: VFL: Round 5: Teams To Be Advised 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Little Princess 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Shaun The Sheep 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures (PG) 8:30 Good Game (M a) 9:00 Childrens Hospital (M a,s) 9:30 Hard Time (PG) 10:30 7 Days Of Sex (M s,a) 11:15 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 12:05 Glastonbury 2010 (M l) 1:00 Sanctuary (M v) 1:45 The Kids In The Hall (M v) 2:05 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Grossology 1:25 Jibber Jabber 2:00 Detentionaire 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 The Genie From Down Under 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 Peter Pan 4:35 Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 Wizards Vs Aliens 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 7:10 The Killian Curse (PG) 8:05 Iron Man 8:25 My Great Big Adventure 8:50 Adventures Of Figaro Pho
with Julia Zemiro (PG) [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: The Water People 6:00 Climbing Great Buildings: Caernarfon Castle 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Who Do You Think You Are: Susie Porter (PG n,a) [s] – Tonight, actress Susie Porter goes on an incredible journey of heartache and self-discovery. Susie faces the past head on when she looks into the story of her grandmothers mental illness. 8:30 Insight [s] – North Korea routinely gets described as everything from a volatile hermit kingdom to a bizarre, poverty-wracked basket case. 9:30 Dateline [s] 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:00 Drama Movie: “Tomorrow Will Be Better” (M a,s) (’10) (In Russian and Polish) 1:10 Anna Pihl (M l,d) 2:05 Weatherwatch Overnight 5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Giro dItalia 2013 6:35 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:05 Community (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters: Flying Guillotine (PG) 8:30 Don’t Tell My Mother: Pakistan (M a) – Host Diego Buuel travels to the world’s most dangerous places to reveal their true heart and soul. 9:30 Animal Underworld: Beast Worship – Henry Rollins investigates where the real boundaries lay in the human-animal relationship. 10:25 Russell Howards Good News (M l,s) 11:00 Gunthers ER: Massive Blood Loss (MA15+a,n) 12:00 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Newsline 1:00 ABC News 2:30 Landline 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Indigenous Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Indigenous Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global News 2:30 Newsline 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
Prime7
TEN
ABC
SBS
6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 For The Juniors 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 National Press Club Address [s] 1:30 At The Movies [s] 2:00 The Jonathan Ross Show 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 6:00 Grand Designs Revisited: Ashford [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program. 8:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 8:30 QI: Humans (PG) 9:00 Tractor Monkeys (PG) [s] 9:30 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting 10:00 The Thick Of It (PG) 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Waking The Dead (MA15+ v) 12:25 Agatha Christie’s Partners In Crime (PG) [s] 1:20 Movie: “They Can’t Hang Me” (PG) (’54) Stars: Terence Morgan 2:30 Football: SANFL: Round 6: North Adelaide v Norwood [s]
5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Insight [s] 2:00 Dateline [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: The Water People [s] 6:00 Climbing Great Buildings: New College, Oxford [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Wildest India: India’s Lost World [s] 8:30 Program To Be Advised 9:35 Borgen: The Art of the Possible (M s,a) [s] – After only a few short months as prime minister, Birgitte Nyborg has negotiated her first finance bill into place. 10:40 World News Australia Late [s] 11:10 Drama Movie: “City of Life and Death” (MA15+v,a) (’09) – Tells the story of several figures, both historical and fictional, including John Rabe, a Nazi businessman who would ultimately save thousands of Chinese civilians. (In Mandarin) 1:30 Drama Movie: “The Witnesses” (M l,n,a,s) (’07) (In French) 3:30 Weatherwatch Overnight
Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation St 7TWO 9:30 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The Martha Stew- GO!
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6:00 MotoGP 2013 7:15 Omnisport 7:30 Ironman New Zealand 8:30 Golf Getaway 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 MLB Player Poll (PG) 12:30 Omnisport 1:00 Sport Science 2:00 Python Hunters (PG) 3:00 Super Rugby Extra Time 4:05 Get Smart 4:35 Weeknights 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG s) 7:30 White Collar (M) 8:30 Burn Notice (M) 9:30 Blue Bloods (M v) 10:30 The Killing (MA15+ s,d) 11:30 Persons Unknown (M v) 12:30 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a) 1:30 Omnisport 2:00 Australian Rally Championship
ABC2
SBS 2
9:00 NBC Today 11:00 VIP: Val In Space GEM 7MATE (PG) 12:00 Fairly Legal: Priceless (M) 1:00
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10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Macgyver (PG v) 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Infomercials 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Simpsons 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 The Simpsons (PG) 9:00 Futurama (PG) 9:30 The Cleveland Show (M v) 10:30 Bob’s Burgers (M a) 11:00 Cheers (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider 1:30 Happy Days
ABC3
ABC 24
WEDNESDAY MAY 8
THURSDAY MAY 9
WIN
6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (M mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Pokey Mom . 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Modern Family (PG) [s] 8:30 Mr & Mrs Murder: Zootopia (M v) 9:30 The Good Wife: A More Perfect Union (M) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show With David Letterman 1:30 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 Destined To Reign (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Proof” (M s,l) (’05) Stars: Gwyneth Paltrow 2:00 Winners & Losers: Like A Virgin (PG s,l) [s] 3:00 New Zealand On A Plate: Canterbury 3:30 To Be Announced 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 8:30 Criminal Minds: The Apprenticeship (M a,v,s) [s] – Prostitutes in Miami are discovered murdered in a similar style to local animals found dead. 9:30 Hannibal: Ceuf (MA15+) – After the brutal murder of an otherwise happy family, Will and Jack uncover a string of child kidnappings. 10:30 Death Row: Inside Indiana State Prison (MA15+a,l) 11:30 Man Up: Men And Their Chickens (PG) [s] 12:00 The Take (MA15+v,s,l) [s] 1:00 Home Shopping art Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “Rich In Love” (PG a) (’92) Stars: Albert Finney 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Homes Under The Hammer 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Border Security USA (PG) 8:00 Dog Squad (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Fantasy Homes Down Under 10:30 Homes Under The Hammer 11:45 The Bill: Over The Hill (M) 12:50 Hart To Hart (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Sons & Daughters
Covert Affairs: Begin The Begin (M) 2:30 Motor Mate: Racing Colours 4:30 Dream Car Garage (PG) 5:00 Zoom TV (PG) 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld: The Subway (PG) 7:00 Seinfeld: The Pez Dispenser (PG) 7:30 Ultimate Factories: Heineken (PG) 8:30 Hardcore Pawn: Life After Death (M) 9:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Rude Tube (M) 12:00 Chappelle’s Show (MA15+a) 12:30 30 Rock: The Source Awards (PG) 1:00 VIP: Val In Space (PG v) 2:00 Home Shopping
6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “In The Mix” (M v,l,s) (’05) 2:00 Winners & Losers: Secrets And Lies (PG s,l) [s] 3:00 New Zealand On A Plate: Wellington 3:30 To Be Announced 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG a) 8:00 Border Security: International (PG) 8:30 Mrs Brown’s Boys: Mammy’s Valentine (M l) – Everyone in the Brown family has a date for Valentine’s Day except Agnes. 9:10 Citizen Khan (PG) – Mr Khan is determined to be the impresario behind the new call to prayer at the Sparkhill mosque. 9:50 Mrs Brown’s Boys: Super Mammy (MA15+l) – Agnes is spitting feathers after her family start making comments about her weight. 10:30 Billy Connolly’s Route 66 (PG) 11:30 Man Up: Camping (PG) 12:00 Special: Paradises Of The Pacific 1:00 Home Shopping
Prime7
6:00 Today [s] 9:00 Mornings Summer Series (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 House Husbands (PG) 3:00 National News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 National Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 The Voice 8:30 Arrow: Honour Thy Father (M v) – Laurel is targeted by the violent Chinese Triad and by ruthless mercenary China White. 9:30 The Following: Love Hurts (M) – Ryan and Parker attempt to circumvent Nick in order to continue their search. 10:30 What’s Your Emergency (M l) 11:30 Extra [s] 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:00 The New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) 1:30 Gideon’s Way (M) 2:30 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News 6:00 Children’s Programs 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 Conan (M) 2:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Alien Force (PG) 4:30 Batman (PG v) 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 8:30 David Strassman - Strassman: Live Vol. 4 Ted E’s Farewell (M l,s) 10:40 Movie: “Meet The Spartans” (M s,l,v) Stars: Carmen Electra 12:30 Conan (M) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 3:00 Brainiacs (PG l) 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Extra
7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Lion Country (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “S. O.S. Titanic” (PG v,a) (’79) Stars: David Janssen 2:00 Mad About The House (M) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 How Clean Is Your House (PG) 4:30 Remarkable Vets (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Customs (PG) 8:30 RPA (PG mp) 9:30 Cold Case (M) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:30 How Clean Is Your House (PG) 1:30 Friends (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea 4:30 Religious Program
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Shaun The Sheep 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures (PG) 8:30 The Boarding School Bomber 9:30 Head First (PG) 10:15 The Roast (PG) 10:30 Dawn Porter (M n) 11:15 My Transsexual Summer (M a,l,s) 12:05 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 12:55 Cook Yourself Thin 1:20 Jimmy’s Food Factory 1:50 Stop << Rewind 2:15 ABC News Update
6:00 Children’s Programs 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Grossology 1:25 Dex Hamilton 2:00 Detentionaire 2:25 League of Super Evil 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 The Genie From Down Under 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 Peter Pan 4:35 Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 Wizards Vs Aliens 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales: The Wrap Man 7:10 You’re Skitting Me (PG) 7:35 Mal.com 7:50 Kaeloo 8:05 The Avengers: Masters of Evil 8:25 Sweat
5:00 Worldwatch News (All day programs) 6:00 Giro dItalia 2013 6:35 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:05 Community: The Psychology of Letting Go (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters: Duct Tape Plane (PG) 8:30 Be Your Own Boss (PG) – Britain’s hottest young entrepreneur, Richard Reed, is on the hunt for the next generation of start-up superstars. 9:35 The Pitch: Subway (M l) – America’s top creative ad agencies go head to head to win a real campaign from a major brand. 10:25 Russell Howards Good News (M l,s,d) 11:00 The Tales of Nights (MA15+a,s) 11:55 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News 12:30 National Press Club Address 1:30 ABC News 2:30 Australian Story 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Arts Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Arts Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Newsline 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour
5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 The Food Lovers Guide to Today [s] 9:00 Mornings Summer Series 6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business 6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] WIN 6:00 (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 TEN 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! ABC Today [s] 10:00 Being Italian 10:35 Behind The SBS Australia [s] 1:30 William Shatner’s Weird or
The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 National News Now [s] 4:00 Alive & Cooking [s] 4:30 National Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 Top Gear (PG) – Jeremy Clarkson and James May play a rather unusual game of rugby. Meanwhile, Richard Hammond is in Mexico for a nervous road test of the Mastretta sports car. 8:30 The AFL Footy Show (M) [s] – The Logie awardwinning AFL Footy Show celebrates its 20th season. 10:30 The NRL Footy Show (PG) – Join Fatty Vautin, Darryl Brohman, and Michael Slater for a wrap of all things footy. 12:30 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:30 Extra 2:00 Dangerman: Room In the Basement (PG) 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News
The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] 11:30 Bondi Rescue [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 4:00 Scope: Competitions In Science [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: Worst [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals [s] 8:30 Law & Order: SVU: Undercover Blue (M a) 9:30 Law & Order: SVU: Beef (M a,v) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 Late Show - David Letterman (PG 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 Destined To Reign (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning
News [s] 11:00 World’s Greenest Homes [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Family Fortunes (PG) [s] 1:00 The Genius Of Design [s] 2:00 Rogue Nation (PG) [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs Revisited: West Cumbria [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program 8:00 The Checkout (PG) [s] 8:30 Our Queen [s] – An enthralling study of the Sovereign today. 9:25 Stephen Fry: Gadget Man: Super Commuter [s] 9:50 Grumpy Guide To: Politics (M l) 10:20 Lateline [s] 10:55 The Business [s] 11:20 On Trial: Where The Truth Lies [s] 12:15 The Clinic (M l,d) 1:10 Our Queen [s] 2:00 Shamwari: A Wild Life [s] 2:30 Football: WAFL: Rnd 8: East Fremantle v West Perth
What? Power of the Mind (PG) 2:30 My Family Feast: Burmese [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Luang Prabang [s] 6:00 Climbing Great Buildings: Layer Marney Tower 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Shane Delia’s Spice Journey (PG) [s] 8:00 Gourmet Farmer: Fish (PG) 8:35 Marco Pierre White’s Kitchen Wars (PG) [s] 9:30 One Born Every Minute USA: Knockout Delivery (PG) – A look at the drama and emotion of life in the maternity unit at the Riverside Methodist Hospital in Columbus, Ohio, one of the busiest in the United States. 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:00 Stripped (MA15+n,s) 12:30 Thriller Movie: “The Night of the Sunflowers” (MA15+v) (’06) (In Spanish) 2:40 Weatherwatch Overnight
Home & Away 9:30 Sons & Daughters 7TWO 9:00 10:00 Coronation St (PG) 10:30 Step By GO!
ONE
6:00 Triathlon: ITU World Championship Series 8:30 MLB Player Poll 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 M7 Multisport 12:30 Golf Getaway 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 Sport Science (PG l) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Pressure Cook (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Weeknights 7:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8:30 An Idiot Abroad (M s) 9:30 Fast Forward (M s) 10:30 Can Of Worms - Encore (M) 11:30 The Game Plan 12:30 24: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. (M v) 2:30 Omnisport 3:00 Major League Baseball
ABC2
SBS 2
9:00 NBC Today 11:00 VIP: Val Squared GEM 7MATE (PG v) 12:00 Fairly Legal: Benched (M)
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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Macgyver (PG v) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 JAG (PG) 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Infomercials 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Futurama (PG) 8:30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 Macgyver (PG v) 3:00 Charmed (PG sn) 4:00 Jag (PG l,v)
ABC3
ABC 24
Step 11:00 The Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War (PG) 1:45 Attack On Australia 2:00 Movie: “CHOMPS” (PG v,l) (’79) Stars: Wesley Eure 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4 Perfect Strangers 5:00 Homes Under The Hammer 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Movie: “Jumanji” (PG v) (’95) Stars: Robin Williams 9:10 Movie: “Double Jeopardy” (M l,s,v) (’99) Stars: Ashley Judd & Tommy Lee Jones 11:30 Neighbours at War (PG) 12:00 The Bill (M) 1:00 Hart To Hart (PG)
1:00 Covert Affairs: Walter’s Walk 2:00 Motor Mate: Classic Marathon Rally 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:00 2013 Australian Off Road Championship (PG) 6:30 Turtleman (PG) 7:30 Mounted In Alaska (PG) 8:00 Gator Boys (PG) 9:00 Hardcore Pawn: Aftermath (M) 9:30 Auction Kings (PG) 10:00 America’s Hardest Prisons (M v) 11:00 Operation Repo (M) 12:00 DEA: Big Rig Meth Bust (M) 1:00 VIP: Val Squared (PG v) 2:00 Motor Mate: Classic Marathon Rally 3:00 Motor Mate: Ford
6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Brainiacs (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 Conan (M) 2:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Green Lantern (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle (PG s) 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Kill Bill: Volume 1” (M a) Stars: Uma Thurman 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 3:00 Brainiacs (PG) 4:00 Conan (M) 7:00 TV Shop 8:00 How Clean Is Your House 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Long Dark Hall” (PG) (’51) Stars: Rex Harrison 2:00 RPA (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Cheetah Kingdom (PG) 4:30 Customs (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Mary Queen Of Shops (PG) 8:30 Super Nanny (M l) 9:30 Embarrassing Bodies (M n) 10:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Cheetah Kingdom (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea 4:30 Religious Program
6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures (PG) 8:30 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 9:00 Raw Comedy 2013 10:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 10:55 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting 11:25 The Thick Of It (PG) 12:00 Hard Time: Breaking Point (M a) 12:50 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 1:40 Friday Night Lights (PG) 2:20 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:15 Lab Rats Challenge 10:35 Move It Mobstyle 12:00 BTN Extra 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Corneil & Bernie 1:15 Best Ed 1:30 Dex Hamilton 2:00 Detentionaire 2:25 League of Super Evil 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 The Genie From Down Under 3:35 Blue Water High 4:05 Peter Pan 4:35 The Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 Wizards Vs Aliens 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 Tower Prep 8:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 8:25 Desperados 8:50 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho
6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Giro dItalia 2013 6:35 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:05 Community: Basic Rocket Science (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters: Drain Disaster (PG) 8:30 Threesome: Its Not Cheating (M s,l,d) – The mothers are coming! They’re all together for the first time. 9:00 Him & Her: The Argument (MA15+ s,l) – Steve and Becky are drunk and arguing. 9:30 Skins: Nick (MA15+s,l,d) – Matty’s reappearance unsettles Nick, the star of the school rugby team. 10:25 Russell Howards Good News (M l) 11:00 The Marngrook Footy Show (PG) 12:05 Weatherwatch Overnight
6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Newsline 1:00 ABC News Breakfast 2:30 Foreign Correspondent 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Technology Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Technology Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Newsline 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus