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5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 A Place To Call Home (PG a) 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG) – Kyle struggles after he hires the waitress from hell - his girlfriend. 7:30 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 5: Brisbane V Richmond – New Lions coach Justin Leppitsch will be desperate for his charges to break their drought of five straight losses to Richmond. 11:00 Thursday Late Movie: “Centurion” (M v) (’10) Stars: Michael Fassbender 1:00 Home Shopping

WIN

TEN

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Recipe To Riches 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Good Chef, Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family (PG) 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 So You Think You Can Dance Australia (PG) 9:00 Law & Order: SVU: Gambler’s Fallacy (M) 10:00 Law & Order: SVU: Hunting Ground (M v,a) 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s] 11:30 Saving Grace: Popcorn (M v) 12:30 Late Show (PG) 1:30 Infomercial 2:00 Home Shopping

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 The Wonder Years (PG) [s] 11:00 Origins Of Us [s] 12:00 ABC News With Ros Childs [s] 1:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell [s] 1:30 Friday Night Dinner 2:00 Poh’s Kitchen [s] 2:30 As Time Goes By [s] 3:00 Wild At Heart (PG) [s] 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 6:00 Grand Designs: Camden (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 The Checkout (PG) [s] 8:30 Janet King: The Greatest Good (M a,l,v) 9:30 Accused: Stephen’s Story (M a,l,s,v) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:35 The School (M l) [s] 12:20 Movie: “The Strange Love Of Martha Ivers” (PG) (’46) Stars: Barbara Stanwyck 2:30 Football: WAFL: Round 4: East Perth v West Perth

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Turn Back Time: The Family (PG) 2:00 The Hotel (M l) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 Island Feast With Peter Kuruvita [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Mexican Fiesta With Peter Kuruvita [s] 8:00 Gourmet Farmer (PG) 8:30 Make Hummus Not War 9:30 Life Of Crime 10:30 SBS World News Late [s] 11:00 UEFA Champions League Magazine 11:30 Toughest Place To Be A... Miner (M l) 12:30 Putin, Russia And The West: War (PG) 1:35 Mystery/Crime Movie: “I Only Want To Walk” (MA15+l,s,v) (’08) (In Spanish) 3:50 Korea: The Forgotten War In Colour: Stalemate (M a)

Home And Away 9:30 Shortland GO! 7TWO 9:00 St (PG) 10:00 Coronation St (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 Suburgatory: No Me Gusta, Mami (PG) 1:00 The Bachelorette (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Regular Show (PG) 5:30 Adventure Time (PG) 6:00 Two And A Half Men (PG) 6:30 Toy Hunter 7:00 Auction Hunters 7:30 Suburgatory (PG) 8:30 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Pineapple Express” (MA15+ d,s,l,v) (’08) Stars: Seth Rogan 12:00 Suburgatory (PG) 1:00 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra

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6:00 Basketball: NBL 8:00 Omnisport 8:30 MotoGP 2014 10:30 Sport Science 11:30 Omnisport 12:00 The Biggest Loser: Challenge Australia 2:00 Undercover Boss (PG) 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Collateral” (M v,l) (’04) Stars: Tom Cruise 11:00 Blokesworld 11:30 The Project 12:30 Hounds (MA15+ s,a) 1:00 Wild Racers 1:30 Flip Men (PG) 2:00 Adventure Angler 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG)

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Timmy Time 5:45 The Hive 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:15 The Roast 8:30 Spicks And Specks (PG) 9:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 9:30 The Spoils Of Babylon (M a,l) 9:55 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 10:40 The Gruen Transfer (M a) 11:30 Portlandia (PG) 11:55 Good Game 12:25 The Tonight Show (PG) 1:10 Beauty & the Beast (PG) 1:55 Craft Corner Deathmatch (PG) 2:15 ABC News Update

SBS 2

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:05 Globe Trekker 4:35 Departures: Mongolia (PG) 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:05 Ninja Warrior (PG) 6:30 Mythbusters: Battle of the Sexes (PG) 7:30 The Feed 8:00 30 Rock (PG) 8:30 Vikings: Eye For An Eye (MA15+v) 9:25 What Happens in Sunny Beach 10:20 The Feed 10:50 South Park: Inscription (MA15+ l) 11:15 The Tales Of Nights: Sad Mannequin (MA15+s) 12:10 Aqua Teen Hunger Force (M s,a,v,d) 12:30 MXC (M s) 12:55 Movie: “Arsene Lupin” (M v,a) (’04) (In French) 3:05 NHK World News In English

GEM

ABC 24

THURSDAY APRIL 17

Prime

10:30 Steve Irwin: The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 11:00 Eco Engineering 12:00 Minder (PG v) 1:00 Cadfael (PG v) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 The Indian Doctor (PG a) 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation St 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 The Amazing Race: All-Stars 8:30 Special: The Sinking Of The Laconia (M a,v,l) – Tells the story of the Allied ship Laconia, sunk in WWII by a German U-boat 10:20 The Sinking Of The Laconia (M a,v,l) 12:10 The Bill (M) 1:20 Eco Engineering 2:30 Minder (PG)

5:30 Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 Movie: “Hairspray” (PG l,d,a) (’88) Stars: Sonny Bono & Ruth Brown 3:00 Nine News Now [s] 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat 6:00 WIN News *Live [s] 7:30 Top Gear (PG) 8:40 Mayday Mayday Terror In The Skies (M) – Peter Overton presents a special investigation into some of the world’s worst air crashes 9:40 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Fearless (M) 10:40 CSI: NY: Hammer Down (M v) 11:40 The NRL Footy Show (M) 1:30 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 2:30 Extra [s] 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News

SBS

7MATE

8:00 Shake It Up 8:30 Handy Manny 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 T. J Hooker (PG v) 2:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 3:00 Jesse James Is A Dead Man (PG) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 4:30 Rocket City Rednecks (PG) 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Swamp People (PG) 8:30 Tattoo Nightmares (M) 9:30 Outback Truckers (M) 10:30 America’s Hardest Prisons: Fort Dodge - Young Men Behind Bars (M a) 11:30 SportsFan Clubhouse (PG) 12:30 Zoom TV (PG) 1:00 Pimp My Ride 1:30 Jesse James Is A Dead Man 2:30 Rocket City Rednecks

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 RPA (PG mp) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Partners (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “The Man Upstairs” (PG v) (’58) 2:30 Amazing Medical Stories 3:00 Partners (PG) 3:30 Hot Property 4:00 Rapid Response (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 Domestic Blitz (PG) 8:30 Planet Earth: Ocean Deep 9:30 Air Crash Confidential (M) 9:30 Domestic Blitz (PG) 11:30 Sea Patrol (PG) 12:00 Sea Patrol (PG) 1:00 Gideon’s Way 2:00 TV Shop

9:30 Wurrawhy 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 3:00 Becker 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 8:00 The Simpsons (PG) 8:30 Rules Of Engagement (PG s) 9:00 Don’t Trust The B—— (M s) 9:30 Movie: “Grease 2” (PG a) (’82) 12:00 Late Show (PG) 1:00 ET 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 7th Heaven (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Dani’s House 11:05 Horrible Histories 11:35 Operation Ouch! 12:05 BTN Extra 12:20 Splatalot 12:45 SheZow 1:00 Big Babies 1:20 Grojband 1:40 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 Rated A For Awesome 2:25 Numb Chucks 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol 4:05 Dennis The Menace And Gnasher 4:45 YooHoo & Friends 5:10 Detentionaire 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Grojband: For Hat And Country 7:00 Horrible Histories 7:30 Deadly 60 8:05 Prank Patrol 8:35 WAC: World Animal Championships

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Technology Quarter 7:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business – Presented by Ticky Fullerton 9:00 ABC News Update 9:02 The Drum 9:45 The Technology Quarter 10:00 The World 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 The Business

5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 Special: 2014 Royal Children’s Hospital Good Friday Appeal ers who give freely of their time and their talent. 12:00 Seven News Special: Good Friday Bulletin 12:30 Special: 2014 Royal Children’s Hospital Good Friday Appeal 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Special: 2014 Royal Children’s Hospital Good Friday Appeal 8:30 The Friday Movie: “In The Line Of Fire” (M v,l) (’93) – Frank Horrigan is an uncompromising Secret Service agent on the verge of retirement who is still haunted by what he perceives as his failure to protect President John F. Kennedy in 1963. Stars: Clint Eastwood 12:00 Desperate Housewives (M) 1:00 Home Shopping

WIN

5:30 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 Afternoon Movie: “Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home” (PG l) (’95) Stars: Jason James Richter 3:00 National News Now [s] 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 WIN News *Live* [s] 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:30 Friday Night Movie: “Chocolat” (M v,s) (’00) Stars: Juliette Binoche, Dame Judi Dench & Johnny Depp 11:00 The Mentalist: There Will Be Blood (M v) – Lorelei resurfaces and wants to know if Red John is linked to her sister’s death. 12:00 Movie: “Final Analysis” (M v,l,s) (’92) Stars: Richard Gere 2:30 Spyforce (PG) 3:30 Impractical Jokers (M l) 4:00 Extra [s] 4:30 Good Morning America

TEN

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 You (PG) [s] 11:00 Movie: “Marley & Me: The Puppy Years” (PG) (’11) Stars: Travis Turner 12:45 Good Chef Bad Chef 1:00 The Doctors (PG) 2:00 So You Think You Can Dance Australia 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Good Chef, Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family [s] 6:30 The Project Encore [s] 7:30 The Living Room [s] 8:30 Hawaii Five-O: Pukana [s] 9:30 NCIS: Dead Reflection (M v) [s] 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s]11:00 Blue Bloods: The Uniform (M v) 12:00 Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercial

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 The Wonder Years 11:00 Big Ideas (PG) [s] 12:00 Movie: “Brother Sun, Sister Moon” (PG) (’73) Stars: Graham Faulkner 2:00 At The Movies (PG) 2:30 As Time Goes By [s] 3:00 Songs of Praise [s] 3:35 Compass [s] 4:00 Wild At Heart (PG) [s] 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 6:00 Grand Designs Revisited: The Lot, France [s] 6:50 What’s Your Story?: Phillipa: Aerobics Queen 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Joanna Lumley: The Search For Noah’s Ark 8:35 A Mother’s Son (M a,l,d,v) 10:00 Sisters Of War (M v) [s] 11:40 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) [s] 12:10 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG)

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia [s] 1:30 Inspector Rex (PG) 2:30 NITV News Week In Review [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 Madhur Jaffrey’s Curry Nation [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 The Great British Countryside: Yorkshire [s] 8:35 The Dark Ages: An Age Of Light (PG) [s] 9:40 As It Happened: Churchill’s Desert War (PG) 11:15 The Feed: Best Stories Of The Week 11:45 Drama Movie: “The Blonde With Bare Breasts” (MA15+s,a) (’10) (In French) 1:40 Kurt Wallander (MA15+l,v) 3:20 Martial Arts Movie: “The Protector” (MA15+v) (’05) (In Thai & Mandarin)

9:00 Home & Away 9:30 Shortland St GO! 7TWO (PG d) 10:00 Coronation St (PG) 10:30

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 11:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 Suburgatory (PG) 3:00 Nitro Circus 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Regular Show (PG) 5:30 Adventure Time (PG) 6:20 Tom & Jerry And The Wizard Of Oz (G) 7:30 Movie: “Big Momma’s House 2” (PG s,v) (’05) Stars: Nia Long 9:30 Movie: “Stormbreaker” (M v) (’06) Stars: Ewan Macgregor 11:30 Beware The Batman (M) 12:00 Regular Show 2:00 TMZ Live 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

6:00 2014 Australian Athletics Tour 7:00 2014 Tudor United Sportscar Championship 9:00 NASCAR 11:00 The List 11:30 Golf Getaway 12:00 Sporting Greats 12:35 Omnisport 1:00 Reel Rock 1:30 Hardliners 2:00 Python Hunters (PG) 3:00 Recipe To Riches 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 Frontiers Of Construction 8:30 2014 Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 10:45 The League (MA15+ s) 11:15 The Project Encore 12:15 Bellator MMA (M) 2:15 Fight Master MMA (M v)

ABC2 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Timmy Time 5:35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 5:45 The Hive 6:00 The Pajanimals: Dream A Happy Dream 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons: The Frog Dragon 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks 7:30 The Tonight Show 8:25 Would I Lie To You? (PG) 8:30 I’m Having Their Baby (M a) 9:20 First Date, Worst Date: The Woodcutter (M v) 9:30 Wake In Fright (M a,s,v) 11:15 The Roast (PG) 11:25 Gruen Planet (PG) 12:00 The Tonight Show 12:45 Spaced (M l) 1:15 Haven: Fur (M h,v)1:55 ABC News Update

Worldwatch News (All day) SBS 2 5:00 4:00 Globe Trekker: Washington DC 4:40 Departures: Iceland (PG) 5:35 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Mythbusters: Deadliest Catch Special 8:00 A-League: Elimination Final 1 – The finals of the Hyundai A-League 2013/14 season *Live* 11:05 Stand Up @ Bella Union: Dan Ilic, Nick Sun, Nath Valvo & Amos Gill (M l,s) 11:35 The Walking Dead: Chupacabra (MA15+v,h) 12:25 South Park (M s,a) 12:50 The Midnight Beast: Father’s Day (M s,l) 1:20 SBS PopAsia (PG) 3:20 NHK World English News

GEM

10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 3:00 Becker 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Glee (M) 8:30 American Idol (PG) 10:50 Sex And The City (MA15+ s) 12:00 The Late Show (PG) 1:00 Entertainment Tonight 1:30 Happy Days (PG) 2:00 7th Heaven (PG) 3:00 Charmed

6:00 Children’sPrograms 10:00 Life With Boys 3:30 Prank Patrol 4:05 Dennis The Menace And Gnasher 4:30 Jibber Jabber 4:45 YooHoo & Friends 5:10 Detentionaire 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Grojband: Saxquatch / Group Hug 6:50 Canimals: Trash Can 7:00 Horrible Histories 7:30 Bushwhacked! – Kayne and Kamil go on the hunt for the humble dugong, in the hope of giving it a medical check up! 7:55 The Dukes Of Broxstonia: Game / Back To Broxstonia 8:05 Prank Patrol: Mission Invisible 8:35 Good Game SP

ABC 24

FRIDAY APRIL 18

PRIME

The Amazing Race: All-Stars 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation St 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 Better Homes And Gardens 8:30 Escape To The Country – Alistair Appleton is house hunting in Dorset with a couple ready to leave the island of Jersey for good 9:30 Secret Location (PG) 10:30 Cowboy Builders (PG) 11:30 Downsize Me (PG) 12:30 Harry’s Practice (G) 1:00 Movie: “Powder Town” (PG v) (’42) Stars: Victor McLaglen & Edmund O’Brien 2:45 Australian Ark

8:00 Shake It Up 8:30 Handy Manny 9:00 NBC Today 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 T. J Hooker (PG v) 2:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 3:00 Jesse James Is A Dead Man (PG) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 4:30 Rocket City Rednecks (PG) 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Eagle Eye” (M v,l) (’08) Stars: Shia Labeouf 11:00 Movie: “Behind Enemy Lines II: Axis Of Evil” (MA15+ v) (’06) Stars: Matt Bushell 1:00 Disorderly Conduct Caught On Tape (M) 2:00 Jesse James Is A Dead Man (PG) 3:00 Rocket City Rednecks (PG)

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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Selling Houses Abroad 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Partners (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “The Miracle Of Our Lady Of Fatima” (G) (’52) 3:00 Partners (PG) 3:30 Planet Earth 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 Football: Manly Sea Eagles v North Queensland Cowboys 9:30 Friday Night Football: Newcastle Knights v Brisbane Broncos 11:30 Movie: “Last Man Standing (M v,s,l) (’96) 1:30 Movie: “Stardust” (M s,l,d) (’75) 3:25 Movie: “The Dove” (G) (’74)

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ABC3

ABC3

SBS 2

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 11:30 The Truth About Us 12:00 ABC News 12:30 One Plus One 1:00 Big Ideas Arts 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Compass 3:00 ABC News 6:30 Compass (PG) 7:00 ABC News 8:30 One Plus One 9:00 ABC News Update 9:02 The Hunter 10:00 The World 10:30 Inside Edge 11:00 ABC News 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Big Ideas 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 One Plus One 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour

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Tv guide 6:00 Home Shopping [s] 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Weekend (PG 12:00 Seven’s Horse Racing 2014: The Championships Day 2 *Live* 5:30 Coxy’s Big Break 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 5: Essendon V St Kilda – The Bombers have taken the points in five of the last six clashes against the Saints 11:00 Strike Back (MA15+) – A mission in Vienna is diverted when the team learns that four European Union officials - including agent John Allen who has knowledge on the Latif project- have been kidnapped in Kosovo. 1:00 Desperate Housewives: You Take For Granted (M v,a) 2:00 Home Shopping

WIN

6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today - Saturday 10:00 Mornings - Saturday (PG) 12:00 The Middle (PG) 12:30 Movie: “Flash Of Genius” (PG l) (’08) Stars: Greg Kinnear 3:00 Commando (PG) 4:00 The Bottom Line: Bernie Brookes (PG) 4:30 Wild Life Of Tim Faulkner [s] 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Getaway (PG) 6:00 National News - Saturday [s] 7:00 Family Movie: “Stick It” (PG l,a) (’06) Stars: Jeff Bridges 9:10 Saturday Night Movie: “The In-Laws” (M v,l) (’03) Stars: Andrew Fleming & Michael Douglas 11:15 Late Movie: “The Informant” (M l) (’09) Stars: Matt Damon 1:30 Movie: “Meteor” (M s) (’79) Stars: Sean Connery 3:30 Extra [s] 4:00 Danoz 4:30 The Baron (PG)

TEN

6:00 Pat Callinan,s 4x4 Adventures [s] 7:00 Orangutans: People Of The Forest [s] 8:00 Huey’s Kitchen On Tour [s] 8:30 Studio 10 Saturday (PG) [s] 10:00 Studio 10: Saturday Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 The Doctors (PG s) 12:00 The Living Room Encore [s] 1:00 It’s A Lifestyle TV [s] 1:30 A Taste of Travel [s] 2:00 Escape With ET [s] 3:00 The Talk [s] 4:00 What’s Up Downunder? 4:30 Places We Go With Jennifer Adams 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News 6:00 Movie: “Over The Hedge” (G) (’06) Stars: Bruce Willis 7:45 Bondi Vet (PG) 8:45 Movie: “Kiss The Girls” (M) (’97) Stars: Morgan Freeman & Ashley Judd 11:10 Movie: “127 Hours” (MA15+a) (’10) Stars: James Franco 1:10 2014 Formula 1 UBS Chinese Grand Prix - Qualifying

ABC

6:00 rage (G) 10:30 rage: Guest Programmer (PG) 11:30 The Checkout (PG) [s] 12:00 Australian Story [s] 12:30 Talking Heads: Jesse Martin (PG) 1:00 Football: VFL: Round 4: Richmond v Williamstown [s] 4:00 The Next Big Thing [s] 5:10 River Cottage Veg Every Day: Power [s] 6:00 Saturday Landline [s] 6:30 Gardening Australia [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Death In Paradise (PG) [s] 8:30 The Gods Of Wheat Street: The Fighting Freeburns (M l,v) [s] 9:30 Last Tango In Halifax (PG) [s] 10:25 Birdsong (MA15+v,s) [s] – An English soldier is haunted by memories of his forbidden love affair. 11:55 rage: Guest Programmer (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,a,v) 5:00 rage (PG)

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Bach: A Passionate Life (PG) 2:40 Ventriloquist Nina Conti (PG) 3:50 Piano Notes: Schumann 4:00 Contact: Stuart Franklin: Tiananmen Square (PG) 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 A History of Celtic Britain: Age of Iron 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 My Wild Affair: The Elephant Who Found a Mum (PG a) [s] 8:30 Robson Green: How The North Was Built [s] 9:30 Drama Movie: “The Passion Of The Christ” (MA15+v) – The Passion of The Christ has become a critically acclaimed, global box-office phenomenon. (From the US) 11:50 Drama Movie: “Camino” (M a) (’08) (In Spanish) 2:20 The Sperminator (PG) 3:15 Comedy Movie: “LouiseMichel” (M l,v) (’08) (In French)

7TWO 11:00 11:30

The Crocodile Hunter Diaries Destination WA 12:00 Great South East 12:30 Creek To Coast 1:00 Queensland Weekender 1:30 Sydney Weekender 2:00 Coxy’s Big Break 2:30 North (PG) 3:00 South (PG) 3:30 Guide To The Good Life 4:00 Must See Places 5:00 The Great Australian Doorstep 5:30 Best Gardens Australia 6:00 Neighbours At War (PG a) 6:30 Special: Wild and Woolly 7:30 Special: Cirque Du Soleil 9:00 Movie: “The Tempest” (M l) (’10) 11:20 The First World War (M) 12:30 Movie: “Roughshod” (PG v) (’49) 2:15 Australian Ark

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6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Batman (PG v) 10:30 Ben 10: Omniverse (PG) 11:00 Flea Bitten 11:30 Pyramid 12:00 Kitchen Whiz 12:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal (PG) 1:00 Winx Club (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 Top Gear USA (PG l) 3:00 Oh Sit! (PG) 4:00 Extra 4:30 Movie: “The Beverly Hillbillies” (G) (’93) 6:30 Movie: “Daddy Day Camp” (PG l) (’07) 8:30 Movie: “Dave” (PG l,s) (93) Stars: Kevin Kline 11:00 Movie: “This Is Spinal Tap” (M l,d) (’84) Stars: Harry Shearer 12:30 Top Gear USA (PG) 1:30 Nikita (MA15+ v) 2:30 Fringe (M) 3:30 Cult (MA15+ v,a) 4:30 Green Lantern: The Animated Series

ONE

6:00 Sport Science 7:00 NASCAR 1:00 World Series Sprintcars 2:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures 3:00 Car Torque 3:30 2014 Formula 1 UBS Chinese Grand Prix 5:30 Wild Racers 6:00 Monster Jam 7:00 Trick My Truck 7:30 Frontiers Of Construction 8:30 Law & Order: SVU (M a) 9:30 Bellator MMA (M v) 11:30 Blokesworld (M) 12:00 48 Hours (M) 1:00 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a) 2:00 World’s Toughest Trucker (PG) 3:00 Trick My Truck 3:30 Omnisport 4:00 NASCAR Nationwide Series Highlights 5:00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Highlights

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs 3:35 Shaun The Sheep 3:45 Mouk 4:00 Mister Maker Comes To Town 4:30 Iconicles 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:25 Timmy Time 5:35 Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom 5:45 The Hive 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks: Glenn Wheatley (PG) 7:30 The Restaurant: The Chain 8:30 The Fried Chicken Shop (M l,v) 9:30 Black Water (MA15+v) 10:55 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11:45 The Spoils Of Babylon (M a,l) 12:10 Miranda - Boxset (PG) 2:05 ABC News Update

SBS 2

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 1:00 A-League:Elimination Final 1 *Replay* 3:00 World B-Boy Championships 3:25 Dexpedition: French Riviera (PG) 4:20 Monster Moves (PG) 5:15 Charley Boorman’s Extreme Frontiers (PG) 6:10 The Feed 6:40 Planet Sport: Japan (PG) 7:40 American Ninja Warrior (PG) 8:30 RocKwiz (PG) 9:30 Alarm For Cobra Eleven (PG v,s) 11:20 Benidorm Bastards (PG) 11:45 Shorts On Screen 12:20 Russell Howard’s Good News (M s,l) 12:55 Movie: “Tired Of Kissing Frogs” (PG) (’08) (In Spanish) 2:40 CCTV English News

6:00 App Central 7:00 Monster Nation (PG) 8:00 Home Shopping 9:00 T. J Hooker (PG) 10:00 Zoom TV (PG) 10:30 Dream Car Garage (PG) 11:00 The North Sea (PG) 12:00 Fishing Addiction 1:00 Marine Machines 2:00 Swords: Life On The Line 3:00 Fifth Gear (PG) 4:00 Search & Restore 4:30 Trucks! (PG) 5:00 Xtreme 4x4 5:30 Muscle Car (PG) 6:00 Horsepower TV 6:30 Movie: “Bend It Like Beckham” (PG l,s) (’02) 8:45 Movie: “Gone” (M v,l) (’12) 10:45 Movie” Bulletproof” (MA15+ v,s,l) 12:45 Fishing Addiction 1:45 Marine Machines 3:00 Monster Nation

GEM

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8:00 Totally Wild 8:30 Me & My Monsters 9:05 The Loop (PG v,l,d,s) 11:35 Happy Days 12:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 2:00 The Biggest Loser: Challenge Australia 4:00 King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley 5:00 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG s,a) 6:00 Have You Been Paying Attention? 6:30 Britain and Ireland’s Next Top Model (PG) 7:30 So You Think You Can Dance Australia 9:00 The Graham Norton Show (PG) 10:00 Sex And The City (MA15+ l,d) 10:30 Star Trek (PG) 11:30 The Loop (PG v,l,d,s) 2:00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG)

ABC3

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Nowhere Boys 4:00 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho 4:15 Kid Vs Kat 4:30 The Dukes Of Broxstonia 4:40 Camp Lakebottom 5:00 Strange Hill High 5:25 Horrible Histories 5:55 You’re Skitting Me 6:20 Wolfblood: Maddy Cool 6:50 Stoked: Reef and that Evil Totem 7:15 Detentionaire: 15th Graders – A sequence of numbers on Lee’s phone leads him to a locker on Grade 15er turf where he finds his original bag 7:35 Weekend News On 3 7:40 Deltora Quest 8:30 Astro Boy: Robot Circus 8:50 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho

ABC 24

8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Big Ideas 1:02 National Press Club Address 2:00 ABC News 2:30 The World This Week 3:00 ABC News 3:30 Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Australian Story 5:00 ABC News 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Foreign Correspondent 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 The Arts Quarter 9:00 ABC News 9:30 The World This Week 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Landline 11:02 Q&A 12:02 Big Ideas 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 State To State

Home Shopping 7:00 WeekPRIME\7 6:00 end Sunrise [s] 10:00 AFL Game WIN

TEN

6:00 Religious Program 7:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 8:30 Studio 10: Sunday [s] 10:00 The Bolt Report [s] 11:00 What’s Up! Downunder [s] 11:30 The Talk (PG) [s] 12:30 Swisse Mark Webber Challenge: Mark Webber Challenge 2:00 Generation Astronaut 3:00 I Fish [s] 3:30 Car Torque [s] 4:00 The Bolt Report Encore [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family (PG) 6:30 Movie: “The Sound Of Music” (G) (’65) Stars: Stars: Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer & Eleanor Parker 10:00 The Graham Norton Show: Show 17 (M) 11:00 2014 Formula 1: UBS Chinese Grand Prix 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 1:30 Home Shopping (PG) 3:30 Religious Programs (PG)

6:00 rage (PG) 8:00 Weekend Breakfast [s] 10:00 The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo 11:30 Songs of Praise [s] 12:00 Leaving Amish Paradise [s] 1:00 Gardening Australia [s] 1:30 Compass: The Mystery Of Mary Magdalene: Part 1 [s] 2:00 Death In Paradise (PG) [s] 3:00 The Private Life Of An Easter Masterpiece [s] 4:00 Big Ideas Arts [s] 5:00 Midsomer Murders (PG) [s] 6:30 Compass [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Restoration Home: Little Naish [s] 8:30 Call The Midwife: Christmas Special (PG) 9:50 Jack Irish: Bad Debts (M a,l,s,v) 11:30 Movie: “Platoon” (M a,l,d,v) (’86) Stars: Charlie Sheen 1:25 Movie: “This Land Is Mine” (PG) (’43) 3:10 Restoration Home: Little Naish [s]

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Al Jazeera News [s] 1:30 Wainwright Walks: Helm Crag [s] 2:00 Speedweek [s] 4:00 Football Asia 4:30 UEFA Champions League Magazine 5:00 Subaru World of Cycling [s] 5:30 Road To The 2014 FIFA World Cup 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Lost Worlds: Scotland: Meet Caligula (PG s,a) [s] 8:30 Tales Of The Unexpected: Who’s Your Daddy? 9:30 Freakonomics (M a,d,v,l) 11:10 Amstel Gold 2014 *Live* – Coverage of the 49th edition of the Amstel Gold Race in the Netherlands. 1:00 Movie: “Buddenbrooks: The Decline Of A Family” (M a) (’08) (In German) 3:35 The Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia 4:50 Luke Nguyen’s Greater Mekong

Home Shopping 9:50 The Hungry 7TWO 8:30 Sailors (PG) 10:50 The Hook & The GO!

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:30 Max Steel (PG v) 12:00 Digimon Fusion 12:30 Yugi-oh! Zexal 1:00 Winx Club 1:30 Tv Shop 2:00 Top Gear USA (PG) 3:00 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 4:00 Nitro Circus 4:30 Movie: “Scooby Doo! Legend Of The Phantosaur” (PG) (’12) 5:50 Movie: “Mr Troop Mom” (G) (’10) 7:30 The Middle (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 9:30 Movie: “Sharknado” MA15+ v) (’13) 11:30 The Middle (PG) 12:30 Survivor: Cagayan (PG) 1:30 Nikita (MA15+ v) 2:30 Fringe (M v) 3:30 Cult (MA15+ v,a) 4:30 Green Lantern (PG) 4:50 Winx Club

ONE

6:00 NASCAR 7:00 Rugby Classic Matches 9:00 Escape With ET 10:00 Sport Science 11:00 World Series Sprintcars 12:10 Movie: “The Gods Must Be Crazy” (PG v,l) (’80) 2:30 Hook, Line & Sisters 3:00 Wild Racers 3:30 Temporary Australians 4:00 Adventure Angler TV 4:30 2014 Formula 1 UBS Chinese Grand Prix 7:00 Million Dollar Catch (PG) 7:30 Hardliners (PG) 8:00 Extreme Fishing 9:00 Bondi Rescue - Encore (PG a) 9:30 Movie: “The Italian Job” (M) (’03) 11:50 48 Hours (M d) 12:50 Fight Master MMA (M v) 1:50 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a)

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs 4:30 Iconicles 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:15 Peppa Pig 5:35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks: Ali Campbell, Barry McGuire, Dave O’Neil & Felicity Ward (PG) 7:30 Penn & Teller: Fool Us 8:15 Good Game: Pocket Edition 8:30 The Search For The Ocean’s Super Predator (PG) 9:30 The Reef (M l,v) 10:55 Black Water (MA15+v) 12:20 Ladyboys: Celebrities (PG) 1:10 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends: Wrestling (M l,v) 2:00 ABC News Update

SBS 2

5:20 Worldwatch News 12:00 ANZ Netball Championship 2014 2:00 Foodie Planet (PG) 3:00 The Grape Escape 3:30 Delicious Iceland 4:00 SBS PopAsia (PG) 6:00 Vs. Arashi 7:00 If You Are The One 8:00 A-League Elimination Final 2 - The finals of the Hyundai ALeague 2013/14 11:35 Drama Movie: “Oslo, August 31st” (M a,d,l) (’11) (From Norway, in Norwegian) 1:15 Russell Howard’s Good News (M a,s,l) 1:50 Comedy Movie: “Girls on Top” (M l,d,s) (’01) (From Germany, in German) 3:25 CCTV English News

GEM

8:30 Victorious 9:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 Get Ace 11:30 Movie: “Antz” (PG) (’98) 1:10 The King Of Queens 1:35 Star Trek (PG) 2:30 Neighbours 5:00 Sabrina (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG s,a) 6:30 The Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 King Of The Nerds (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Coneheads” (PG s) Stars: Dan Aykroyd & Jane Curtin 10:30 1600 Penn (PG s,l) 11:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 12:00 King Of The Nerds (PG s) 1:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 1:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

6:00 Children’s Programs 8:40 Prank Patrol 9:10 Dani’s Castle 9:35 Life With Boys 10:00 Dance Academy (13 Episodes) 3:35 Bushwhacked! 4:05 The Little Prince 4:50 Shaun The Sheep 5:00 Dragons: Riders Of Berk 5:20 Officially Amazing 5:50 Wacky World Beaters 6:20 Spectacular Spider-Man: Persona 6:45 Iron Man: Armored Adventures: The Might Of Doom 7:05 The Avengers 7:30 Weekend News 8:00 Wolverine & The X-Men: Hunting Grounds 8:25 Wolverine & The X-Men: Badlands 8:45 Casa De Evil: Resort Facilities 8:50 SheZow

ABC 24

SATURDAY APRIL 19

PRIME

7MATE

SUNDAY APRIL 20

Day (PG) 11:30 Guys With Kids: Gary’s Day Off (PG) 12:00 Easter Special: The Road To The Show - Part 2 – With the countdown on for this year's Royal Easter Show, we continue the journey of several participants in their preparation for competition. 1:30 To Be Announced 2:00 Footy Flashbacks: Ron Barassi Profile 3:00 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 5: Melbourne V Gold Coast 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Program To Be Advised 10:30 Royal Pains: Dancing With The Devil / Hurts Like A Mother (M a) – When Hank gets a call from Shadow Pond, he’s surprised to find Marisa, not Boris, on the other end of the line. 12:30 Home Shopping

Cook (PG) 11:20 The Kitchen Job (PG l) 12:20 Thorney’s Cooking Central 12:50 On The Grill 1:20 Lyndey Milan’s Taste Of Australia 1:50 Movie: “Voyage Of The Damned” (PG v,a,s) (’76) 5:00 Home and Away (PG) 6:30 Seconds From Disaster (PG) 7:30 Four Rooms (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 10:30 Homes Under The Hammer 11:45 World’s Toughest Fixes (PG) 12:50 ANZAC – Bud Tingwell - Anzac Series Opener Introduced by former World War II pilot, Bud Tingwell

9:30 Turbine Cowboys 10:00 Reef Wranglers 10:30 Plane Xtreme 11:00 Just Shoot Me! (PG) 12:00 Marine Machines 1:00 Wonders of the World 2:00 Construction Zone 2:30 Kings of Construction 3:30 Engineering Connections 4:30 Extreme Engineering 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Hillbilly Handfishin’ 7:30 Bid and Destroy (PG) 8:00 Abandoned (PG) 8:30 Louisiana Lockdown 9:30 Family Guns (M) 10:30 Movie: “Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels” (MA15+ v,l,d) (’98) 1:00 Movie: “Desperation” (MA15+ v,a) (’06) 4:00 Extreme Engineering 5:00 App Central

7MATE

6:10 Movie: “The Miracle Of Our Lady Of Fatima” (G) (’52) 8:00 TV Shop 9:30 The Avengers (PG) 10:30 Private’s Progress 12:35 Duncan’s Thai Kitchen 1:05 Postcards 1:35 Movie: “Colt 45” (PG v) (’50) 3:15 Movie: “Operation Pacific” (PG v) (’51) 4:10 Movie: “Ben-Hur” (PG v) (’59) Stars: Charlton Heston 5:30 Movie: “Rio Bravo” (PG v) (’59) 8:30 The Bible: Beginnings (M v) 9:30 The Bible: Exodus (M v) 10:30 The Bible: Homeland (M v) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:20 Movie: “Agatha Christie’s Murder On The Orient Express” (PG v,s) (’74)

6:00 Easter Sunrise Service 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 Financial Review 10:30 Wide World Of Sports 11:30 Sunday Footy Show 1:00 The Australian Surf Life Saving Championships [s] 3:00 Movie: “Good Guys And The Bad Guys” (PG v,l) (’69) Stars: Robert Mitchum 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Postcards [s] 6:00 National News Sunday [s] 6:30 David Attenborough's Secrets Of Wild India [s] 7:30 60 Minutes [s] 8:30 The Mentalist: The Red Tattoo (M v) 9:30 Person Of Interest: Ram (M v) 10:30 Person Of Interest: Mors Praematura (M v) 11:30 Who Gets The Last Laugh? (M l) 12:00 Financial Review Sunday 12:30 Australian Surf Life Saving Championships 2:30 Spyforce (PG) 3:30 Danoz 4:00 Good Morning America [s]

6:00 TV Shop 6:40 Movie: “It’s Great To Be Young! ” (G) (’56) Stars: John Mills 8:30 TV Shop 10:00 The Avengers (PG) 11:00 Movie: “Sea Devils” (G) (’53) Stars: Rock Hudson 1:00 The Garden Gurus 1:30 Getaway 2:00 Sunday Footy Show (NRL) 4:00 Sunday Football: Canberra Raiders v Melbourne Storm - From Canberra Stadium. 6:00 Friends (PG) 6:30 Hot Property (PG) 7:30 Customs (PG) 8:00 Customs (PG) 8:30 The Bible: Kingdom / Survival / Hope (M v) 11:30 Movie: “Network” (M l,v,s) (’76) Stars: Faye Dunaway, William Holden & Robert Duvall 2:00 TV Shop

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SBS

8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Inside Edge 1:00 ABC News 1:30 Big Ideas 2:00 ABC News 2:30 One Plus One 3:00 ABC News 3:30 State To State 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Landline 5:00 ABC News 5:32 At The Movies 6:00 ABC News 6:30 Australian Story 7:00 ABC News 7:32 The World This Week 8:02 The Team That Never Played 9:00 ABC News 9:30 One Plus One 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Foreign Correspondent 11:02 Mawson 12:02 Big Ideas 12:30 #TalkAboutIt 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC News

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Wednesday, April 16, 2014


5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 Program To Be Advised 1:00 Talking Footy (PG) [s] 2:30 2014 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 5: Geelong v Hawthorn [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 9:00 Revenge: Payback (M) [s] – Emily’s mysterious blackouts threaten everything and everyone she holds dear. 10:00 How I Met Your Mother (PG) [s] 10:30 Program To Be Advised 11:30 Talking Footy (PG) [s] – Tim Watson and Wayne Carey sit alongside host and Bulldogs champion Luke Darcy to dissect all the AFL news. 12:30 Home Shopping

WIN

TEN

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 The Doctors (M a) 2:00 The Living Room Encore (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG) 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family: Disneyland [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Modern Family (PG v) 8:00 Bondi Rescue (PG l,a) 8:30 Law & Order: SVU: Child’s Welfare (M a) 9:30 Blue Bloods: Growing Boys (M) 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s] 11:00 Touch: Reunions (M v) [s] 12:00 Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercial 2:00 Home Shopping

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 The Wonder Years (PG) [s] 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 ABC News With Ros Childs [s] 1:00 Call The Midwife Christmas Special 2:30 As Time Goes By [s] 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Midsomer Murders (PG) [s] 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs Revisited: Lake District [s] 6:55 Audrey’s Kitchen [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Australian Story [s] 8:30 Four Corners [s] 9:20 Media Watch [s] 9:35 Q&A (M a,l) [s] 10:35 Lateline [s] 11:10 The Business [s] 11:35 Monroe (M l) [s] 12:20 Movie: “The Silent Enemy” (PG) (’58) Stars: Laurence Harvey 2:10 Movie: “I’ll Met By Moonlight” (G) (’47) Stars: Dirk Bogarde & Marius Goring

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Living Safely 1:35 First Australians: They Have Come to Stay (PG) 2:50 The Drummer Of Ravel’s Bolero [s] 3:00 France 24 International News 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 Living Black [s] 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 Luke Nguyen’s Vietnam [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:35 Mythbusters: Bullet Baloney (PG) 8:35 Vikings: Answers In Blood (MA15+v) 9:30 RocKwiz 10:30 SBS World News Late [s] 11:00 The World Game [s] 11:30 Copa Del Rey 2014 Final 12:30 Shorts On Screen: Suburbia (M v,d,l) 1:10 Drama Film: “Silent Wedding” (M v,n,s) (’08) (In Romanian) 2:45 Fantasy Film: “Tears For Sale” (MA15+s) (’08) (In Serbian)

Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Corona7TWO 9:30 tion St (PG) 10:30 The Crocodile GO!

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Adventure Time 11:00 Power Rangers 11:30 Yu-gioh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 The Middle (PG) 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Movie: “Are We There Yet?” (PG) (’05) Stars: Ice Cube & Nia Long 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 Auction Hunters 8:00 Top Gear (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Stealth” (M v,l) (’05) Stars: Josh Lucas & Jessica Biel 12:00 Auction Hunters (PG) 12:30 Top Gear (PG) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

ONE

6:00 NASCAR 7:00 The List 7:30 Basketball: NBL 10:00 Omnisport 10:30 Hardliners (PG) 11:00 Frontiers Of Construction 12:00 Athletics: 2014 Stawell Gift 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 World Class Bartender Of The Year (PG a) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 World’s Toughest Trucker (PG) 8:00 Flip Men (PG) 8:30 Undercover Boss (PG) 9:30 Hell’s Kitchen (M l) – Chef Ramsay decides to focus on teamwork 11:30 2014 Formula 1 UBS Chinese Grand Prix 2:00 The Project Encore – Join the Project Hosts 3:00 Blokesworld (MA15+ s,n)

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 The Octonauts And The Mariana Trench Adventure 5:30 Timmy Time 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:30 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends (M l,v) 9:20 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (PG) 10:05 Portlandia (PG) 10:30 The Gruen Transfer (PG) 11:05 The Roast (PG) 11:20 The Reef (M l,v) 12:45 The Tonight Show (PG) 1:25 How Not To Live Your Life (M l,s) 1:55 Lewis Black’s Root of All Evil: Donald Trump Vs Viagra (M s) 2:15 ABC News

SBS 2

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:05 Globe Trekker: Washington, D.C. 4:35 Departures: Zambia (PG) 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:05 Ninja Warrior 6:35 Mythbusters: JATO Rocket Car (PG) 7:35 The Feed 8:05 30 Rock: Que Sorpresa! (PG) 8:30 Life Support (M s,a) 9:30 A-League Highlights Show 10:30 The Feed 11:00 South Park - Coon 2: Hindsight (M a,s,l) 11:25 Bare-Faced Cheek - Holland (PG) 12:30 Frisky Dingo - Meet Antagone (MA15+ v) 12:40 MXC (M s) 1:10 Triller Movie: “At Point Blank” (M l,v) (’04) (In Swedish) 3:00 RT News in English

ABC 24

MONDAY APRIL 21

PRIME

Hunter Diaries 11:00 Special: The Road To The Show - Part 2 12:00 Minder (PG v,s) 1:00 Cadfael (PG v) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG) 4:00 The Indian Doctor (PG a) 5:00 Shortland St (PG) 5:30 Coronation St 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 Crash Files (PG) 8:30 Foyle’s War (M v) 10:40 Jonathan Creek (M a) 11:45 Great SAS Missions: Destroying Hitler’s Airfields (PG) 12:20 ANZAC – With Bud Tingwell 2:00 Harry’s Practice 2:30 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 3:00 Minder (PG v,s)

5:30 Today [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 National News [s] 7:00 WIN News *Live* [s] 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:00 The Big Bang Theory: The Speckerman Recurrence (PG s) 8:30 Movie: “The Bounty Hunter” (M s,v,l) (’10) Stars: Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler 10:45 Footy Classified (M) 11:45 Extra [s] 12:05 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:05 A Current Affair [s] 1:35 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: Naples (PG s) 2:30 Extra [s] 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America

SBS

7MATE

6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Doc McStuffins 7:30 Fish Hooks 8:00 Good Luck Charlie 8:30 Gravity Falls 9:00 NBC Today 10:00 NBC Meet The Press 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 T. J Hooker (PG v) 2:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 3:00 Fifth Gear 4:00 Pimp My Ride 4:30 Auction Packed 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Talking Footy (PG) 8:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 9:30 American Restoration 10:30 Cash Cowboys (PG) 11:30 Sportsfan Clubhouse (PG) 12:30 Disorderly Conduct Caught On Tape (M) 1:30 Auction Packed 2:30 Extreme Jobs (M) 3:30 Pimp My Ride

GEM

8:00 Stansted: The Inside Story (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Partners (PG) 11:00 Friends: The One With The Proposal (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Pat & Mike” (G) (’52) Stars: Katharine Hepburn 2:00 Duncan’s Thai Kitchen 2:30 Customs (PG) 3:00 Customs (PG) 3:30 Hot Property (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 Rapid Response (PG) 8:30 The Bible: Mission / Betrayal / Passion (M v) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Footy Classified (M) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 The Simpsons (PG) 8:00 Raising Hope (PG) 8:30 Supernatural Meta Fiction (M) 9:30 Torchwood (M v,d) 10:30 American Horror Story (MA15+ s) 11:30 The Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days (PG) 2:00 7th Heaven

ABC3

6:00 Children’s Programs 8:45 Kid Vs Kat 8:55 Kaeloo 9:05 YooHoo And Friends 9:15 Rated A For Awesome 9:30 Detentionaire 10:00 Life With Boys (14 Episodes) 3:20 Liv on the Edge 3:30 Prank Patrol (PG) 4:05 Dennis The Menace 4:30 Jibber Jabber 4:45 YooHoo And Friends 5:10 Detentionaire 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Grojband: Curse Of The Metrognome / Dueling Buttons 6:50 Canimals: Can Zilla 7:00 Horrible Histories 7:30 Deadly 60: South Africa 8:05 Prank Patrol: Digital Detention 8:35 My Place: 1898 Rowley

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 1:30 Australian Story 2:00 ABC News 3:00 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Environment Quarter 7:00 ABC News 8:30 Australian Story 9:00 ABC News 9:35 Q&A 10:30 The World - Presented by Jim Middleton 11:02 The Drum 11:45 The Environment Quarter 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News

5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG) 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: Scenes Of The Crime” (PG v,l) (’02) Stars: Jeff Bridges 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase [s] 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG v) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 8:45 Resurrection: Us Against The World (M) 9:45 Parenthood: Limbo / The Offer (M d) – Jasmine and Crosby disagree over a crucial point in Aida’s upbringing and Julia finds out some unsettling news about Joel. 11:45 Smash: The Parents (M) 1:00 Home Shopping

WIN

5:30 Today [s] 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 National News [s] 7:00 WIN News *Live* [s] 7:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:30 2 Broke Girls: And The Pre-Approved Credit Card (M) 9:00 2 Broke Girls: And the Candy Manwich (M) 9:30 Movie: “The Other Guys” (M s,v) (’10) 11:40 Extra [s] 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:00 A Current Affair [s] 1:30 20/20 [s] 2:30 Extra [s] 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America

TEN

5:30 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN News [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG l,a) 1:00 The Doctors (PG a) 2:00 Bondi Vet Encore (PG a) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Entertainment Tonight (PG) 4:00 Everyday Gourmet [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Jamie & Jimmy’s Food Fight Club: Chris Moyles (PG) 8:30 NCIS: Bulletproof (M v,a) [s] 9:30 NCIS: Los Angeles: Fish Out Of Water (M) [s] 10:30 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s] 11:00 Under The Dome: Between The Lines (M v,a) 12:00 Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercial 2:00 Home Shopping

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 The Wonder Years [s] 11:00 Four Corners [s] 11:45 Media Watch [s] 12:00 ABC News [s] 1:00 Q&A [s] 2:00 Poh’s Kitchen [s] 2:30 As Time Goes By [s] 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Midsomer Murders (PG) [s] 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News [s] 6:00 Grand Designs Revisited 6:55 What’s Your Story? Dingo Love [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 8:30 New Tricks (PG) [s] 9:30 At The Movies (PG) [s] 10:00 The Writers’ Room: Dexter (PG) [s] 10:25 Lateline [s] 11:00 The Business [s] 11:25 Four Corners [s] 12:10 Media Watch (PG) [s] 12:25 Movie: “Stage Door Canteen” (G) (’43) 2:40 Grand Designs Revisited: Weald Of Kent

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Movie: “Swing” (PG) (’01) (In French/Romani) 2:30 ADbc (PG) [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 Food Safari: Italian [s] 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Antiques Uncovered: Travel [s] 8:30 Insight [s] 9:30 Dateline [s] 10:30 SBS World News Late [s] 11:00 The Killing (M a,l) – Against Ulrick Strange’s advice, Sarah arranges to exhume Per Miller. 12:10 East West 101: The Lost Boy (M v) 1:10 Drama Film: “Adrift” (M a,v,l,s) (’09) (In Vietnamese) 3:00 The Circuit: Sorry Business (M l,v,a) 4:00 Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia 4:30 UEFA Champions League 2013/14

Shortland Street (PG) 10:00 Coro7TWO 9:30 nation St 10:30 Steve Irwin: The Croc- GO!

6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 11:30 Yu-gi-oh! Zexal 12:00 Extra 12:30 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 Auction Hunters 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 To Be Announced 5:00 Movie: “Are We There Yet?” (PG) (’05) Stars: Ice Cube & Nia Long 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 Auction Hunters 8:30 Criss Angel Mindfreak (M) 9:30 Movie: “The Town” (MA15+ v,l) (’10) Stars: Ben Affleck 12:00 Auction Hunters 12:30 Beware The Batman (M) 1:00 Criss Angel Mindfreak (M) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

ONE

6:00 NASCAR 7:00 2014 Tudor United Sportscar Championship 9:00 Omnisport 9:30 Wild Racers 10:00 Adventure Angler 10:30 Million Dollar Catch 11:00 Frontiers Of Construction 12:00 The Biggest Loser USA 2:00 Monster Jam 3:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Fishing Edge 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 Python Hunters 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M a,v) 9:30 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ l,d) 10:30 Super Rugby 11:30 The Project Encore 12:30 Bellator MMA (M) 2:30 COPS: Adults Only (M a,v)

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Timmy Time 5:45 The Hive 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:15 The Roast 8:30 Good Game 9:00 The Checkout (PG) 9:30 Outside Chance (PG) 10:00 Archer: Fugue & Riffs 10:20 Gruen Planet (M l) 11:00 The Roast (PG) 11:10 Ross Kemp: Extreme World: Lebanon (PG) 11:55 The Tonight Show (PG) 12:40 The Restaurant: The Chain 1:40 The Choir: Unsung Town 2:40 ABC News Update

SBS 2

5:00 Worldwatch News (All Day) 4:05 Globe Trekker 4:35 The World Game 5:05 A-League Highlights Show 6:05 Ninja Warrior (PG) 6:30 Mythbusters: Duel Dilemmas 7:30 The Feed 8:00 30 Rock: Double-Edged Sword (PG) 8:30 Orphan Black - Nature Under Constraint And Vexed (MA15+ v) 9:25 The Walking Dead (MA15+v,h) 10:15 The Feed 10:45 South Park (M a,d,l) 11:10 Movie: “Crows: 0” (MA15+ v) (’07) (In Japanese) 1:35 Tim And Eric’s Awesome Show (M s,l) 1:45 MXC (M s) 2:10 Movie: “Love At First Hiccup” (M l,s) (’99) (In Danish) 3:40 France 24 In English

ABC 24

TUESDAY APRIL 22

PRIME

odile Hunter Diaries 11:00 Eco Engineering 12:00 Minder (PG v) 1:00 Cadfael (PG v) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 The Indian Doctor (PG a) 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation Street (PG) 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 When Weather Changed History (PG) 8:30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 10:40 I Shouldn’t Be Alive (M) 11:40 Salvage Code Red (PG) 12:45 Harry’s Practice 1:15 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 2:00 Eco Engineering 3:00 Minder 4:00 Bargain Hunt

11

SBS

7MATE

8:00 Good Luck Charlie 8:30 Gravity Falls 9:00 NBC Today 10:00 NBC Meet The Press 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 T. J Hooker (PG v) 2:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 3:00 Jesse James Is A Dead Man (PG) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 4:30 Rocket City Rednecks (PG) 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 American Dad (PG s,a) 8:30 Family Guy (M) 9:00 American Dad (PG) 9:30 Family Guy (M) 10:30 Knights Of Mayhem (M) 11:30 Rude Tube (M) 12:00 Lizard Lick Towing (M v) 12:30 SportsFan Clubhouse (PG) 1:30 Jesse James Is A Dead Man (M) 2:30 Rocket City Rednecks

GEM

8:00 My Strange Addiction (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Duncan’s Thai Kitchen (PG) 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “Barnacle Bill” (G) (’57) Stars: Alec Guinness 2:50 Music Special: Pete Murray 3:00 Zoo Juniors 3:30 RBT (PG) 4:00 Rapid Response (PG) 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 RBT (PG) 8:30 The Bible: Courage (M v) 9:30 Movie: “Poseidon” (M v,a) (’05) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Stansted: The Inside Story (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

11

11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 3:00 Becker 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG l) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 Rules Of Engagement (PG s) 8:30 New Girl (M s) 9:00 How To Live With Your Parents (M s,d) 9:30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? (PG s) 10:35 To Be Announced 11:35 Late Show 12:30 Entertainment Tonight 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1:30 Happy Days (PG)

ABC3

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Dani’s House 11:05 Horrible Histories 11:35 Operation Ouch! 12:05 Splatalot 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 Big Babies 1:20 Grojband 1:40 Almost Naked Animals 2:10 Rated A For Awesome 2:25 Numb Chucks 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol 4:05 Dennis The Menace 4:45 YooHoo And Friends 5:00 The High Fructose Adventures5:10 Detentionaire 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Grojband: Hear Us Rock 7:00 Horrible Histories 7:30 Deadly 60 8:05 Prank Patrol 8:35 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 1:00 Capital Hill 1:30 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Finance Quarter 7:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business 9:00 ABC News Update 9:02 The Drum 9:45 The Finance Quarter 10:00 The World - Presented by Jim Middleton11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 The Business

5:30 Seven Early News [s] 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show (PG)11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 A Place To Call Home: Truth Will Out / The Mona Lisa Smile (PG a,s) 2:00 The Daily Edition (PG) 3:00 The Chase (PG) 4:00 Seven News at 4 [s] 5:00 Deal Or No Deal [s] 5:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home and Away (PG a,s,v) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Marvel’s Agents Of SHIELD: End Of The Beginning / Turn, Turn, Turn (M) – Agents Garrett and Triplett help Coulson’s team track down SHIELD’S nefarious enemy - the Clairvoyant. 11:55 Defiance: If I Ever Leave (M v,D) 1:00 Home Shopping

WIN

5:30 Today 9:00 Mornings (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The People’s Court (PG) 2:00 Extra [s] 2:30 Alive and Cooking [s] 3:00 National News Now 4:15 Afternoon News 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 National News [s] 7:00 WIN News *Live [s] 7:30 David Attenborough's Secrets Of Wild India: Desert Lions [s] 8:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Love For Sale (M v,a) 9:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Ghosts Of The Past (MA15+v) 10:30 CSI: NY: Cuckoo’s Nest (M v) 11:30 Extra [s] 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News [s] 1:00 A Current Affair [s] 1:30 Rizzoli & Isles: Dirty Little Secret (M v) 2:30 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News

TEN

6:00 TEN Eyewitness News Early [s] 6:30 Wake Up [s] 8:30 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 10:30 Studio 10 Extra (PG) [s] 11:00 TEN Eyewitness News Morning [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) 1:00 The Doctors (M s,d) 2:00 Recipe To Riches [s] 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 ET (PG 4:00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful [s] 5:00 TEN Eyewitness News [s] 6:00 Modern Family [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Wednesday Night Movie: “Fantastic Four” (PG) (’94) Stars: Joan Gruffudd 9:35 The Good Wife: The Decision Tree (M s) 10:35 TEN Eyewitness News Late [s]11:05 Elementary: Details (M v) 12:05 Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercial 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Religious Programs (PG)

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 The Wonder Years (PG) [s] 11:00 One Plus One [s] 11:30 Foreign Correspondent [s] 12:00 ABC News [s] 12:30 National Press Club Address [s] 1:30 Devil Island [s] 2:00 Poh’s Kitchen [s] 2:30 As Time Goes By [s] 3:00 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 3:30 Midsomer Murders (PG) [s] 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News [s] 6:00 Grand Designs Revisited [s] 6:55 The Checkout: Snack Size 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 QI: Knees & Knockers [s] 8:30 Spicks And Specks (PG) 9:00 The Agony Of Modern Manners [s] 9:30 The Kumars [s] 10:00 Would I Lie To You? (M l) [s] 10:30 Lateline11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Hustle (PG) [s] 12:35 Movie: “One Minute To Zero” (PG) (’52)

5:00 UEFA Champions League 2013/14 *Live 7:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Insight [s] 2:00 Dateline [s]) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 My Family Feast: Indian 6:30 SBS World News [s] 7:30 Pilgrimage With Simon Reeve (PG) [s] 8:35 One Born Every Minute: What Happened Next? (M a,l) [s] 9:30 The Bridge (M v,s,l) – Saga and Martin investigate the killing of the eco-terrorists and Saga rules out suicide. 10:40 SBS World News Late [s] 11:10 Drama Movie: “Little White Lies” (MA15+s,l) (’10) (In French) 1:50 Crime Movie: “Ajami” (MA15+a,d) (’09) 4:00 The Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia

9:30 Shortland St (PG) 10:00 Corona- GO! 7TWO tion St (PG) 10:30 The Crocodile

6:00 Children’s Programs 12:30 The Bachelorette (PG) 2:30 Auction Hunters 3:00 Extra 3:30 Tenkai Knights (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 To Be Announced 5:00 Movie: “The Water Horse” (PG v) (’07) Stars: Emily Watson & David Morrissey 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 7:30 World’s Scariest Animal Attacks (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:30 Movie: “The House Bunny” (M l,s) (’08) Stars: Anna Farris 11:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 12:00 MAD (M) 12:30 Beware The Batman (M) 1:00 Oh Sit! (PG) 2:00 TMZ 3:30 Extra 4:00 Power Rangers

ONE

6:00 NASCAR 7:00 Sport Science 8:00 World Series Sprintcars 9:00 Car Torque 9:30 Sporting Greats 10:05 Omnisport 10:30 Trick My Truck 11:00 Temporary Australians 11:30 Flip Men (PG) 12:00 The Biggest Loser USA 2:00 World’s Toughest Trucker 3:00 Super Rugby 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 7:00 COPS (PG l) 7:30 White Collar (PG v) 8:30 Burn Notice (M v) 9:30 Sons Of Anarchy (MA15+ v) 10:35 Breakout Kings (M v) 11:35 The Glades (M v) 12:35 The Project 1:35 Fight Master MMA (M v) 2:35 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ a)

ABC2

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:05 Bananas In Pyjamas 5:25 Timmy Time 5:45 Humf 6:00 The Pajanimals 6:15 Florrie’s Dragons 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks And Specks (PG) 7:30 The Tonight Show (PG) 8:25 Would I Lie To You? 8:40 The Fried Chicken Shop (M l,v) 9:30 How Drugs Work: Ecstasy (MA15+d) 10:30 The Gruen Transfer (PG) 11:05 The Roast 11:15 I’m Having Their Baby: Corinthia / Megan / Alexa / Tory (PG) 12:00 Outside Chance (PG) 12:30 Archer 12:50 The Tonight Show (PG) 1:35 Dancing King (PG) 1:55 ABC News Update

5:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 4:05 ANZ Netball Championship Highlights 4:35 Departures: Madagascar (PG) 5:30 Bang Goes The Theory 6:00 Ninja Warrior 6:30 Mythbusters: Earthquake Survival 7:30 The Feed 8:00 30 Rock (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Thirteen Assassins” (MA15+v) (’10) (In Japanese) 10:45 UEFA Champions League 2013/2014 12:15 The Feed 12:45 Robot Chicken: Toyz in the Hood (M v,l) 12:55 MXC (M s) 1:25 Drama Movie: “Bad Habits” (M s,a,l,n) (’07) (From Mexico, in Spanish) 3:10 DW News in English

8:00 Good Luck Charlie 8:30 Gravity Falls 9:00 NBC Today 10:00 NBC Meet The Press 11:00 Motor Mate 1:00 T. J Hooker (PG v) 2:00 Charlie’s Angels (PG) 3:00 Jesse James Is A Dead Man (PG) 4:00 Pimp My Ride (PG) 4:30 Rocket City Rednecks (PG) 5:30 Mythbusters (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Classic Car Rescue (PG) 8:30 Hardcore Pawn (M) 9:30 American Pickers (PG) 10:30 Cash Cowboys 11:30 Rude Tube (M s) 12:00 Disorderly Conduct (M) 1:00 Jesse James Is A Dead Man (PG l,a) 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Sons And Daughters 4:00 Motor Mate

8:00 Stanstead (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Program To Be Advised 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 WIN’s All Australian News 1:00 Movie: “Trent’s Last Case” (G) (’52) Stars: Michael Wilding 3:00 Program To Be Advised 3:30 The Zoo UK 4:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 5:30 The People’s Court (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:30 A Current Affair 8:00 Rapid Response (PG) 8:30 RPA (PG mp) 9:30 Amazing Medical Stories 10:30 Embarrassing Bodies (M mp,n) 11:30 My Strange Addiction (PG a) 12:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 1:30 Friends (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

11:30 Frasier 12:00 Charmed (PG sn) 1:00 Star Trek (PG) 2:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 3:00 Becker 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Laverne & Shirley (PG) 5:00 Happy Days (PG) 5:30 Beverly Hills 90210 (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Simpsons (G) 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 The Simpsons (PG) 9:00 Futurama (PG) 9:30 The Simpsons (PG) 10:00 The Cleveland Show (M s) 10:30 Bob’s Burgers (M a) 11:00 Cheers (PG) 11:30 Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Everybody Loves Raymond

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Dani’s House 11:05 Horrible Histories 11:35 Operation Ouch! 12:05 Splatalot 12:30 I Got A Rocket 12:45 SheZow 1:00 The Twisted Whiskers Show 1:15 Grojband 1:35 Almost Naked Animals 2:05 Big Babies 2:25 Numb Chucks 3:00 Blue Water High 3:30 Prank Patrol 4:05 Dennis The Menace And Gnasher 4:45 YooHoo And Friends 5:10 Camp Lakebottom 5:35 Dani’s House 6:05 You’re Skitting Me 6:30 Total Drama Island 7:15 Numb Chucks 7:30 Deadly 60 (PG) 8:05 Prank Patrol 8:30 My Great Big Adventure 8:55 3 on 3

ABC 24

WEDNESDAY APRIL 23

PRIME

Hunter Diaries 11:00 Eco Engineering 12:00 Minder (PG v) 1:00 Cadfael (PG v) 3:00 Heartbeat (PG v,n) 4:00 The Indian Doctor (PG a) 5:00 Shortland Street 5:30 Coronation Street 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Seven News 7:30 Highway Patrol (PG) 8:00 Crash Investigation Unit (PG) 8:30 Fantasy Homes 9:30 Australia’s Best Houses (PG) 10:00 Britain’s Empty Homes 10:40 Homes Under The Hammer 12:00 The Bill (M) 1:00 Harry’s Practice 1:30 Crocodile Hunter Diaries 2:00 Home Shopping

7MATE

5:30 16, Seven Early News [s] 6:00 SunWednesday, 2014 PRIMEApril

GEM

WIN

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ABC

ABC3

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6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 10:00 The

SBS

SBS 2

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 National Press Club Address 1:30 Capital Hill 2:00 ABC News 5:30 Grandstand 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Culture Quarter 7:00 ABC News 8:30 The Business 9:00 ABC News Update 9:02 The Drum 9:45 The Culture Quarter 10:00 The World 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:25 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 Grandstand 3:00 Outside Source 3:30 BBC Focus On Africa 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 5:00 BBC World News 5:30 The Business

SBS

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