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2021 Wake County Bar Awards: Back to the Future and Back ORDER OF PROCEEDINGS Presentation of the Golden Limine for Deonte Thomas Between Two Bars Part 1 Back In Court - Sung by Jay Trehy Presentation of the Golden Limine for Blair Williams A Special Message from Dr. Fauci Vaccinated - Sung by Sam Fleder Presentation of the Golden Limine for Dr. Mandy Cohen Between Two Bars Part 2 Presentation of the Golden Limine to John Mabe Chief Judge Mangum - Sung By Julia Dixon and Sam Fleder Presentation of the Golden Limine for Chief District Court Judge Ned Mangum Once Upon A Time In Raleighwood Between Two Bars Part 3 Legal Aid - Sung by Angela Farag Craddock FIN

The Show Head Writer Sean “Possibly the Q Shaman” Cole Musical Director Sean “I Can’t Believe I’m Still Doing This” Timmons Director/Cat Herder John “I Didn’t Know What I Was Getting Into” Ward Performers Carmen Bannon Seth Blum Sean Cole Benji Jones Brian Oten Deonte’ Thomas The Socially Distanced Band Arch Altman, Tenor Sax Walter Brock, Trumpet Tim Carraway, Guitar John Cathcart, Drums Sean Timmons, Bass Guitar Singers Angela Farag Craddock Julia Dixon Sam Fleder Jay Trehy

Vaccinated (to the tune of “I Wanna Be Sedated” by The Ramones) Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go ‘Till I’m vaccinated Nothing to do, nowhere to go ‘Till I’m vaccinated I can’t go to the airport, won’t let me on a plane Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go insane Stick it in my finger, an extra in my brain Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go ‘Till I’m vaccinated Nothing to do, nowhere to go ‘Till I’m vaccinated But down there in Florida, where they’ve gone insane Hurry, hurry, hurry, just spray it from a plane They claim it melts your fingers, they say it rots your brain Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh Twenty, twenty, twenty-four weeks ago Now I’ve been vaccinated Nothing to do, nowhere to go Now I’ve been vaccinated All the anit-vaxxers, putting on a show Foaming at the mouth, they’ve all gone loco They’ve given up on science, for some mumbo-jumbo Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh Twenty, twenty, twenty-four weeks ago Now I’ve been vaccinated New variants flying around like blowing snow But I’ve been vaccinated Get a shot to save your life, and save folks you know!

It’s how we stopped Smallpox, and soon polio!

Don’t be misled by Cheeto, ‘cause he got his you know Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh Va, va, va, va, va, va, va, va, va, I’ve been vaccinated Va, va, va, va, va, va, va, va, va, I’ve been vaccinated Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, if you’re not vaccinated Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, if you’re not vaccinated

Back In Court (to the tune of “Back in Time” by Huey Lewis) Tell me your honor, will we try the case this time?

Is it 2021, or 1349?

All we wanted to do, was hear some motions and pleas So I’ll wear a mask, it don’t hurt But you better promise me, we’ll be back in court Gotta get back in court!

Don’t promise a verdict, when the jury looks nice Better remember, Covid sometimes strikes twice Please don’t sit within six feet, just can’t quarantine again So I’ll wear a mask, it don’t hurt But you better promise me, we’ll be back in court Gotta get back in court Gotta get back in court Get me back in court (VAMP) Gotta get back in court Gotta get back in court Get back in court Get back, Pauli!

(VAMP) Gotta get back in court Gotta get back in court Get back in court

Chief Judge Mangum (to the tune of “Butter” by BTS) Chief Judge Mangum, bad criminals? He gonna hang ‘em Gonna stop that trouble, comin’ into his court like that.(oh yez!)

Black robe stunner, polite to the fathers and mothers Even in hot summers, getting divorced in his court like that (gavel down!)

Ooh, when he sits on the bench He’ll break your case into two He’s got that super judge glow so Oowww (drop the gavel like:) All RISE! Right-left to his beat!

Callin’ the calendar, sweet, baby!

Feelin’ judicial heat, He gonna rule ‘cause talk is cheap All RISE! Right-left to his beat!

Get IT! Let it ROLL!!!

Smooth like butter, drafts orders like no other Don’t need no nameplate to remind us that he’s the man Ain’t no other equally fair to cops and robbers Straight up he’s got ya, Running his court like that (gavel down!)

Ooh, when he sits on the bench He’ll break your case into two He’s got that super judge glow so Oowww (drop the gavel like) All RISE! Right-left to his beat!

Callin’ the calendar, sweet, baby!

Feelin’ judicial heat, He gonna rule ‘cause talk is cheap All RISE! Right-left to his beat!

Get IT! Let it ROLL!!!

Get IT! Let it ROLL!!!

Get IT! Let it ROLL!!!

Ice in his veins, still a nice guy Got the right temper and the right mind Rolling up to the bench got the right vibe

Smooth like Butter, hate us/love us!

Chief Judge, gavel up and ya lay low All the lawyers get moving when he says go Got the bailiffs backing him up when he says so Let’s go!

All RISE! Right-left to his beat!

Callin’ the calendar, sweet, baby!

Feelin’ judicial heat, He gonna rule ‘cause talk is cheap All RISE! Right-left to his beat!

Get IT! Let it ROLL!!!

Chief Judge (Mangum!), Black Robe (Stunner!)

And you know he don’t stop Cool in summer, ain’t no bummer You’ll be like, He’s our Chief Judge!

Courtroom gonna rock, and you say (YEAH!) The jury gonna bounce and you say (YEAH!!)

Chief Judge Ned Mangum!

GET IT! LET IT ROLL!!

We gon’ make you rock, and you say (yeah) We gon’ make you bounce, and you say (yeah) Hotter? Sweeter! Cooler? Butter!

Get it, let it roll

Legal Aid (to the tune of “Purple Rain” by Prince) We never meant to leave you without funding ‘Specially after that legislative pain We only wanted to see enough giving We only wanted to see Enough money for Legal Aid Legal Aid, Legal Aid Legal Aid, Legal Aid Legal Aid, Legal Aid We only wanted to see Enough money for Legal Aid We never want to defund your intern cookout We just wanted giving before year-end Baby we could never steal funds from another It’s such a shame generosity had to end Legal Aid, Legal Aid Legal Aid, Legal Aid Legal Aid, Legal Aid We only wanted to see Enough money for Legal Aid Lawyers we know, we know We know Covid’s changed us Maybe you can’t give what you used to Or what you “meant” to You say you want to donate But you seem to have not cut the check Think you better pony up Let me guide you, to give to Legal Aid Legal Aid, Legal Aid Legal Aid, Legal Aid Legal Aid, Legal Aid (Wooo!)

If you donated already to Legal Aid C’mon raise your hand!!

If not keep ya miserable hand down!

We only wanna see you We only wanna see you Give to Legal Aid!

WCBA Bar Awards Executive Committee John Ward, Chair David Boaz, Vice Chair Dave Holm, WCBA President Sean Cole, Head Writer Sean Timmons, Musical Director Jessica Vickers, Sponsorship Sarah Beth Barnes, Sponsorship Carmen Bannon Jordan Gross Kimberly Miller Sarah Privette David Sherlin

Sponsorship Committee

Jessica Vickers, Chair Sarah Beth Barnes, Co-Chair Yvonne Armendariz Kimberly Miller Brianne Glass Joe Morahan James Hash Rob Rader Ashle Page Kendra Stark Dayatra Matthews Reagan Warren

A Brief History of the Golden Limine

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he most prestigious commendation in the history of local bar associations, the much coveted Golden Limine is named for Lord Ethelbert Athelstan Rumple Budweiser Vortigern Luxury Gofraid Fruitbat Hypotenuse Limine (1543-1839), the much celebrated English Barrister. As recounted by Blackstone in his seminal work Commentaries on the Law of England, Limine’s litigation practices were renowned throughout the British Isles. His signature maneuver was first revealed in a case in which he was defending a man charged with second degree (unpremeditated) shearing of a neighbor’s sheep. Limine arranged to have a horse placed in the audience for the closing arguments, and when the jury returned a verdict of guilty, Limine’s client jumped on the horse and rode out of the courtroom, and indeed the county, before the judge could impose a sentence.

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