The VolanTe

Tavin Carncross, editor-in-chief Charles Streeter, managing editor Brock Weidner, sports editor

Can’t you fight the urge to demolish people’s work?

We are only a couple of weeks into February so it’s probably safe to assume there will be more snow and with it more opportunities to build snowmen or have impromptu snowball fights. So if you do see snowmen on campus, just let them be.

Overheards

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

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“Are you stupid or just don’t understand?”

— Library

“So how did it go with the cannibals?

— Delzell

“Have you had experience with this particular foot fungus?”

— MUC

“Jeff Bezos says I’ll be getting my laser pointer tomorrow.”