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OPEN OR CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS. Your house or apartment is full of free heating and cooling devices. They’re called windows. Using your windows for more than letting in light is a great way to save some serious scratch. If you live where it’s cool at night and warm during the day open your windows at night to let the cool air in and close them in the morning to keep the warm air out.

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CLEANING CALENDAR. Clogged filters and vents on appliances, HVAC (heating ventilation air conditioning) and cars cause them to operate less efficiently, requiring more energy to operate. Unfortunately, they are incredibly easy to forget about, so put them on a rotation. Schedule these simple tasks on your kitchen calendar or smartphone on a regularly recurring basis. Make a day of it every three or six months. Call it Filter Friday and use that day to check, clean or replace each of your household, garden and automotive filters and vents.

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More than 1,000 additional objects have been discovered so far, and an estimated 100,000 more are believed to exist.

D E T O DEM August 24 has been observed as Pluto Demoted Day since 2006. Why did this happen? Follow along and learn about the discovery of what was once considered a planet in our solar system.

• From 1930 until 2006, Pluto was classified as the ninth planet in our solar system, joining Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. A 23-year-old astronomer from Kansas, Clyde Tombaugh, was a researcher at Flagstaff, Arizona’s Lowell Observatory in 1930, when he discovered the celestial body that would be named Pluto. An eleven-yearold schoolgirl from Oxford, England, proposed the name of Pluto, after the Greek god of the underworld, with her suggestion beating out scores of other submissions.

• Pluto consists of one-third water and two-thirds rock. It’s only about 1,600 miles in diameter, Friday, 5/26/15 smaller than the Earth’s moon, only 66% of the moon’s diameter and one-sixth of its mass.

Pluto’s surface temperature is -380° F. • Pluto is part of the Kuiper Belt, a region of the solar system beyond the planets, similar to an asteroid belt. After the discovery of Pluto in 1930, astronomers began to speculate about the existence of more such bodies in the region. In 1992, the second object in the area was found. es e lark

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I’ve received several emails in the past week or so about Social Security’s one-time $255 death benefit.

As part of my response, I told each correspondent that I had addressed their issues in a recent column. But later, I checked and learned the last time I discussed the issue was 5 years ago. Gosh! Time flies when you’re having fun writing Social Security columns! So let me dust off and update that old column and once again cover the issue of this little oddball Social Security benefit.

The so-called “death benefit,” or as some people refer to it, the “burial benefit,” has an interesting history.

It didn’t start out as a death benefit, per se, at least not in the context it is thought of today. And it certainly was never meant to be a burial benefit.

As part of the thinking that went into the original Social Security act passed in 1935, Congress realized that many of the new Social Security taxpayers would die before they ever had a chance to collect benefits. Or they would die without having earned enough “quarters of coverage” to be insured -- meaning that their family members would not be eligible for any survivor benefits.

So Congress decided to compensate the families of the deceased with some form of reimbursement for the Social Security taxes that they had paid into the system. They set up a one-time benefit they called the “lump sum death payment.” It was originally intended to reimburse the family with an amount equal to three and one-half percent of the money the deceased had paid into the system.

It was supposed to be a temporary benefit, because Congress knew that as time passed, most workers would be paying a sufficient amount of money into Social Security so that they would be insured for survivor benefits. In other words, when a taxpayer died, the widow or widower (and any minor children) would get monthly benefits. They figured the lump sum death benefit eventually would no longer be needed.

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Several years ago, the value was in the high hundreds. Today it would probably be worth $75 to $125.

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Hutschenreuther Porcelain was founded by Carl Hutschenreuter in Hohenberg, Bavaria, Germany, in 1914. They are known for their extremely high quality dinnerware and figurines. They are still in business and also produce limited-edition pieces. The word “Spahn” is actually “Spahr.”

German designer, Carl Spahr, developed a technique of decorating porcelain and glass with silver overlay. His overlay was used by Hutschenreuter Porcelain Factory and Rosenthal Porcelain and Glass Co., as well as other factories and glass designers.

Objects marked “Spahr 1000” show that the purest form of silver was used. “Favorit” refers to the shape of the porcelain dishes.

Your set was made in the mid-20th century and would be worth $800 to $1,200.

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• What about all the sauces we order on our dinners? When you order your steak smothered with béarnaise sauce, it will come with a creamy sauce of egg yolks, butter, shallots, vinegar, wine, and tarragon. Eggs Benedict comes covered with Hollandaise sauce, an emulsion of eggs yolks, butter, and lemon juice. Your fish dinner might be served with remoulade sauce, similar to tartar sauce, a mayonnaise mixed with pickles, horseradish, anchovies, and capers, flavored with curry.

• While in New York City, you might want to try an egg cream, which ironically, contains neither eggs nor cream. It’s a fountain drink made from milk, seltzer, and chocolate syrup, a concoction dreamed up by Brooklyn candy store owner Louis Auster in the late 1800s.

• Ordering “bangers and mash” while in Great Britain will get you a dish of pork sausage and mashed potatoes, while “bubble and squeak” will be a mixture of mashed potatoes, and boiled cabbage, fried until brown. “Yorkshire pudding” might sound like dessert, but it’s really a batter of eggs, flour, and milk baked in meat drippings until puffy. If you order “toad in the hole,” your Yorkshire pudding will contain bits of sausage. 

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