Vermont Cynic Issue 21 by Vermont Cynic

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The University of Vermont’s independent voice since 1883

The Black Student Union hosts a fashion show to raise money for a good cause

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NEWS

SGA pushes for 24-hour library

Presidential election update

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ARTS

Interview with The Vacant Lots

LIFE

BSU FASHION SHOW

Dr. Cornel West speaks at chapel

6-7

OPINION

Charlie Sheen is “winning” at narcissism

8-9

DISTRACTIONS

No Good Reason

SPORTS

Men’s basketball loses in tourney

11-12

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NEWS

TUESDAY, MARCH 15, 2011

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A person got a bloody nose after fainting and falling on Feb. 24 in Jeffords Hall. The person received medical assistance.

Residents of Sichel Hall suspected someone had entered their rooms on Feb. 25.

People refused to pay cab fare until officers arrived on scene on Feb. 24. A parked car was searched for a firearm on Feb. 24, but no weapon was found.

Alcohol and drugrelated objects were confiscated on Feb. 25 from a dorm room in Millis Hall. A male student passed out in the women’s bathroom on Feb. 26 in Harris Hall and was sent to detox.

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“I think that $12,000 could be used in so many better ways. It’s a lot of money to be handing out for a club’s spring break.”! Conor Dwyer Sophmore

Recent SGA bills introduced for providing funds for club sports: 2/22/11

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!"#$%&#'()*+,)'*-'.%/01,'-*&'(**'2+3)'4(+--5'#4.#30%66/'"#-*&#' -+3701,'%'3)0378' — “anonymous bro,” in an article in The Water Tower titled “the hipster girl hookup.”

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OPINION

TUESDAY, MARCH 15, 2011

COLUMNISTS

It’s a narcissist race — and An era of student Charlie Sheen is winning indifference *#$:&++&+7("'("#+(+"0,*(&+(4"'( '3&:(/&*2(08(+4688(4"#4(4#.%0&2( '2&40$+(2$'#7(#.064(.64(.-(4"'( +#7'(40/'*(4"'(/&*2(08(+4688(4"#4( ,&%%(@6&:/%-('#$*(-06(2&++0:&#4&0*( 8$07(#*-0*'(,&4"(#($'364#4&0*( ,0$4"($'4#&*&*=<

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However, when everyone stops laughing at the ridiculousness of Sheen’s comments, they may start to wonder if he isn’t meant to be some sort of warning sign against what the Hollywood lifestyle has become.

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DIST RACT IONS

TUESDAY, MARCH 15, 2011

No Good Reason by R. Valenti

Rugged Boy by Nick Carr

The Adventures of Joel and Chris by Andrew Becker

!"#$%&'(!&'$)*$ Last week:

“Top cats have an identity crisis” Amanda Adams Class of 2011

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Sports

TUESDAY, MARCH 15, 2011

Future of the NBA:

Small-market teams on the outside looking in

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Boss of the week: Boston Celtics

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Wednesday 3/9 Friday Women’s lacrosse @ Denver W 10-6

3/11 Saturday

Men’s ice hockey @ New Hampshire L 3-1

3/11

Men’s ice hockey @ New Hampshire L 4-3

Sunday Women’s lacrosse vs. Quinnipiac L 12-11

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UVM athlete spotlight of the week Jonathan Nordbotten — Men’s Alpine

Illustration by Dana Ortiz

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Accomplishments at UVM:

Courtesy of Athletic Communications

Discipline: Alpine Class: First year Hometown: Kolbotn, Norway

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