The Vermont Cynic Issue 5

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FALLFEST 2011

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Mac Miller and The White Panda rock Patrick Gym

The University ofVermont’s independent voice since 1883

NEWS Vermont Yankee on trial

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Damage bill reaches $1M

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Shelburne finds old roots in fall fest

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ARTS

“The angst people feel about the possible renovation is because it’s a residence, and not a building for students.

However, just because it is not a student building, doesn’t mean it is not part of the campus infrastructure.”

5-7

DJ duo talks dubstep culture

8-10

DISTRACT Camp Morning Wood

11

OPINION

Bake sale way off the mark

12-13 SPORTS

Pop culture grid

15-16

10

Richard Cate Vice president of finances

PHOTOS BY JAMIE LENT For The Vermont Cynic

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2011

Making sensors that think

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Drugs/alcohol UVM students were caught in posession of alcohol near Patterson Hall on Sept. 22.

Drug-related objects were confiscated and destroyed near University Heights woods on Sept. 22.

Vandalism !"#!$%&"#'("$) !""#"$%&$'()*"'+,#$-.

Suspicious events UVM students were caught attempting to go on the roof of the Cook Physical Science Building on Sept. 21.

A person was found sleeping on the front porch of the John Dewey Building on Sept. 20.

UVM students were caught attempting to go on the roof of Christie Hall on Sept. 23.

A window was smashed out on the second floor stairwell of Jeanne Mance Hall on Sept. 23.

Graffiti was drawn with a black marker on the third floor stairwell of Billings on Sept. 21.

Rescue calls A person fainted and received medical assist in the Rowell Building on Sept.

22.

Theft An iPhone was stolen in Billings on Sept. 22.

A bike tire was stolen from the University Heights North bike rack on Sept. 22.

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Last week’s ediorial cartoon was incorrectly attributed. The illustrator was Lilly Xian.

In distractions, College Life by Rodney Rhea is the bottom left comic, while Camp Morning Wood by Scott Womer is on the bottom right.

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MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic

“The way we compensate people is inherently that we value SGA chairs more than the [club] presidents.”

Mike White Junior

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2011

DJ duo talks dubstep culture

Zeds Dead prepares to liven up B-town music scene

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Camp Morning Wood by Scott Womer

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College Life by Rodney Rhea

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Sunday Field hockey @ Boston U Boston 3:30 p.m.

10/2

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Tuesday 10/4 Men’s soccer @ Dartmouth Hanover, N.H. 7 p.m.

Field hockey @ Harvard Cambridge, Mass.

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UVM athlete spotlight of the week #3 Ellie Mills — Women’s soccer

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