The Vermont Cynic Issue 2

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The University of Vermont’s independent voice since 1883

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Rapper welcomes students back to UVM at Davis Center concert.

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NEWS

Fogel gets $700 chair

Fire blazes on Pearl St.

1-3 LIFE

How to: go home again

4 ARTS

Artists make art from trash

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DISTRACT Cynic caption contest

ELLIOT DEBRUYN The Vermont Cynic

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Workers rally for benefits Employees hold protest outside Waterman !"#!$%&'#()**%$+ *"+)%,-./01

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OPINION

Slightly to the right of crazy

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SPORTS

Stanley Cup comes to Burlington

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“I’d love to know what a $700 chair feels like.”

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NEWS

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011

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“There will be seriously valuable candidates and there will be others [less qualified candidates].”

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Other Crime A male went missing in the Patrick Gym on Aug. 28, but was later located.

A trespass notice was issued to a UVM student on Aug. 29 because he/she was arrested in Burlington for domestic violence.

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Theft A wallet was taken from a dorm room in Hamilton Hall Aug. 30.

Clothing items and textbooks were stolen from the Christie parking lot during move-in day.

Drugs and alcohol Marijuana was confiscated from a student in Buckham Hall on Aug. 26.

Students were found underage drinking in Living/Learning Center on Aug. 30.

A student was apprehended in the Davis Center for public intoxication and sent to Act 1 detox on Aug. 27.

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IRENE

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Student athletes

I survived Irene by ...

Doing arts and crafts and going to the movies

On my day with the Stanley Cup I would ...

Before a game/match I ...

Eat Lucky Charms out of it

The best part of my summer was ...

Making money Look over quotes

Jill Dellipriscoli, junior Women’s soccer defender

Not going outside John Little, senior Men’s cross country

Eating a lot of chocolate and sleeping Yannick Lewis, senior Men’s soccer defender

Take the cup out to a fancy restaurant, maybe even a movie if the mood was right

Usually listen to some Modest Mouse to get my mind read for the next 25-30 minutes of pain that is to come.

Going whitewater canoeing in some New Hampshire rapids

Tie it onto a chain and wear it around my neck

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UVM athlete spotlight of the week Position: Goalkeeper Height: 6’4” Weight: 190 pounds Class: Junior Hometown: Essex, Vt. High School: Essex High School Accomplishments at UVM:

Friday

9/2

Saturday 9/3

Women’s soccer vs. Iona Field hockey W 1-0 @ Hofstra W 2-1

Sunday

9/4

Monday 9/5

Women’s Field hockey @ soccer @ Colgate Boston College W 2-1 (2 OT) L 5-0

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LAST WEEK

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Illustration by Dana Ortiz

#1 Dave Ramada — men’s soccer

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Previous accomplishments:

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Thursday

9/8

Women’s soccer @ Dartmouth Hanover, N.H. 7 p.m.

Friday Men’s soccer vs. Colgate Burlington 4 p.m.

9/9

Saturday 9/10 Field hockey vs.

Cornell Burlington 2 p.m.