Vermont Cynic Issue 22 by Vermont Cynic

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The University of Vermont’s independent voice since 1883

NEWS

Mixed reviews for Mardi Gras

1-5

!"#$%&'$(#)$*#+,-.$/#&0 Julian Golfarini

6-7

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ARTS

Feature

An interview with the presidential candidates

DISTRACT Cynic caption contest

Aliza Lederer-Plaskett

A conversation with the SGA presidential candidates

Energy loss causes your icicles

8-9

Mensah to face possible censure

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OPINION

Grappling with the nuclear question

12-13 SPORTS

UVM basketball out of NIT

14-16

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LIFE

UVM alum nominated for Oscar

The Hula Hoop club pictured here is one of the many clubs still remaining on campus

MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic

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NEWS

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JAIME LENT The Vermont Cynic

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MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic

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TUESDAY, MARCH 22, 2011

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TUESDAY, MARCH 22, 2011

Students rally to protest anti-union bill in Wisconsin

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TUESDAY, MARCH 22, 2011

Energy loss, not winter, causes your icicles

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FEAT URE

TUESDAY, MARCH 22, 2011

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UVM athlete spotlight of the week Illustration by Dana Ortiz

Sydney Mas — Women’s lacrosse

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Friday

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3/27

Track and field in Dick Shea Meet @ Army West Point, N.Y.

S P O RT S

TUESDAY, MARCH 22, 2011

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