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An amalgamation of philosophies about the gender of the omnipotent being by different professions.

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But because they were men they understood different shit and wrote different shit down and that became religions.

I believe there is one God, and she was like a single woman, and she was just dating.

She went out on multiple dates with multiple prophets.

That’s how it That’ happened. She said the exact same thing to different prophets.

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That’s all religion is.

That’ ItIt’’s mansplaining.”

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C H U T You, you love it how I move you You love it how I touch you My one, when all is said and done

You'll believe God is a woman And I, I feel it after midnight A feelin' that you can't fight

My one, it lingers when we're done You'll believe God is a woman

Ariana Grande, Singer

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Well, then your imaginar imaginary literar literary character would be a total cunt instead of a total dick.

It doesn’t matter if your invisible friend has an incorporeal cock or an ephemereal pussy pussy.

They would still be responsible for creating and maintaining a universe in which the following things, amongst a myriad, happen for no good reason and for refusing to inter intervene in order to prevent their occurrence.

James Hutchins, Former Specialist at the US Army

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H BIR T God, therefore, must be female, for it is only a female God that would be capable of conceiving and giving birth to life. Creation, therefore, is the province of a female God and not a male one.

It is logically absurd to imagine a male God as the author of Creation, when a male of any description, whether spiritual or material, is incapable of conceiving and giving birth to life.

Timothy Watson, Writer