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I believe there is one God, and she was like a single woman, and she was just dating. She went out on multiple dates with multiple prophets.
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You'll believe God is a woman And I, I feel it after midnight A feelin' that you can't fight
My one, it lingers when we're done You'll believe God is a woman
Ariana Grande, Singer
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C N UT What if god was a girl? Well, then your imaginar imaginary literar literary character would be a total cunt instead of a total dick.
It doesn’t matter if your invisible friend has an incorporeal cock or an ephemereal pussy pussy.
They would still be responsible for creating and maintaining a universe in which the following things, amongst a myriad, happen for no good reason and for refusing to inter intervene in order to prevent their occurrence.
James Hutchins, Former Specialist at the US Army
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H BIR T God, therefore, must be female, for it is only a female God that would be capable of conceiving and giving birth to life. Creation, therefore, is the province of a female God and not a male one.
It is logically absurd to imagine a male God as the author of Creation, when a male of any description, whether spiritual or material, is incapable of conceiving and giving birth to life.
Timothy Watson, Writer