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Cover design by Jessica Rykers

CONTRIBUTORS Alex Longmire - Contributing Writer Callie Haines - Graphic Design Charlie Rogers - Contributing Writer Emma Elsworthy- Contributing Writer Hollie Weekes - Graphic Design Holly Royce - Contributing Writer Jasmine Turvey - Contributing Writer Jessica Cairney - Contributing Writer Lachie Leeming - Contributing Writer Pasqualina Perone - Contributing Writer Sean Dunlop - Graphic Design

SUBMISSIONS The Yak editorial team is always on the look out for passionate student writers and graphic designers to contribute to the magazine. If you would like to take the opportunity to get your work published, please send a sample of your writing to yakmagazine@newcastle.edu.au.

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AN INCREDIBLE STOREY

SO YOU’VE GRADUATED. NOW WHAT?

THERE’S A LOT TO LIKE ABOUT LISA!

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EDITORIAL Matt Hatton - Managing Editor Rowena Grant - Managing Editor Nick Turner - Deputy Managing Editor Claire Young - Deputy Editor Jessica McAneney - Deputy Editor Richard Baines - Deputy Editor Jessica Rykers - Junior Graphic Designer Leah Henkel - Promotions Officer Angela Geddes - Art Director

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THINK OUTSIDE THE (GIFT WRAPPED) BOX

HOLIDAY IN THEIR HOMELAND

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HAVE A COLD ONE!

THE USUAL STUFF

04 UoNline

14 What’s On

05 How to

18 The Awkward Moment When

05 Watt Space 07 Green U

21 Spotted

07 Support U

26 5 Things

12 Places and Spaces

27 Vox Pops

26 Dickie’s Dilemma

12 You Study WHAT?!

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LETTER FROM

THE EDITOR A WORD FROM OUR MANAGING EDITOR,

MATT We started the year paraphrasing a great speech.

It seems only right that we end it with another one.

We were brought together as a team to deliver a quality magazine to the students of UoN and we have given our absolute best to do that.

I’m proud of the fact that we have created something that so many of you have enjoyed over the course of this year. I’m proud of the fact that this is something that has already accomplished great things, but will continue to do even greater things in the future.

I’m proud of the fact that so many people have been able to join us in helping to put together this magazine month after month. I’m proud of the amazing things happening around the university that we have been able to bring to you.

What I am slightly less proud of is that I’m tearing up as I write this.

I’d like to thank you, the reader: you are why we do this. Your enjoyment of Yak and the feedback you provide helps us always be looking for ways to improve. I’d like to thank Sus, Ellen, Kirsty, Ange and everyone at UoN Services for their support and guidance throughout the year as we’ve found our place and our voice.

I’d like to thank everyone who has contributed to Yak this year: all our writers, photographers, designers and interviewees. You have all created something that you have every right to be proud of and I hope you’ll stay with in 2013. And I would especially like to thank the Yak editorial team this year: Rowie, Nick, Claire, Jess, Other Jess, Leah, Richard, Lachlan, Jock and Esther. You are all wonderful and I wish you nothing but the best in your future endeavours.

Now, for the future.

Yak will be back next year with a new group at the helm. I have no doubt that they will continue to produce something great that will be enjoyed by all of you. But we have one final issue for you. Inside you’ll find everything you need to tide you through the holiday period from drinks to travel to post-university life for those of you leaving this place, along with all the regular content you’ve come to know and love.

And, having said all that folks, we’ve got to zip.

THIS MONTH’S BITING QUESTION: “Where are you zipping off to?”

MANAGING EDITOR

MATT HATTON

I will be zipping off to work. Well, that’s the dream, anyway. Does anyone know of a career path for a person whose only discernable skill is delivering expletive-laden tirades on the internet?

MANAGING EDITOR

ROWENA GRANT

To a world of relaxation... Jokes. I’ll hopefully have a job so I can start rebuilding my bank account after it was broken by Australian Uni Games and Thailand. Trip around Australia, I’m coming for you!

DEPUTY MANAGING EDITOR

NICK TURNER

I am hoping that there’s a kind soul out there somewhere, happy enough to employ me with my B.Arts degree. I’d also like to visit Nepal, trek to Everest Base Camp and maybe even make my way from India to England overland.

DEPUTY EDITOR - REGULAR CONTENT

JESSICA MCANENEY

In a utopian world I will have full time employment, a new house and be enjoying my summer weekends completing my Newcastle bucket list. In reality I will be job hunting, house hunting and procrastinating from these by completing my Newcastle bucket list through the week.

DEPUTY EDITOR - FEATURES & PROFILES

CLAIRE YOUNG

Hopefully by the time this magazine comes out, I’ll have a job with a national magazine in Sydney (fingers crossed!).

If not, then you’ll be able to find me enacting point number six from my graduation article found on page 10.

DEPUTY EDITOR - COLUMNS

RICHARD BAINES

I will be zipping off to the land of FIFA 13.

JUNIOR GRAPHIC DESIGNER

JESSICA RYKERS

I am hoping that I can find a full-time job in Newcastle!

Otherwise I will be traveling to wherever a job may take me, Sydney or Melbs probably..? But hey, not before a little relax time after 3 years at uni!

PROMOTIONS OFFICER

LEAH HENKEL

I will be embarking on the grand journey of finding a fulltime job now that my degree is FINALLY finished, while soaking up some summer rays of course! Wish me luck!

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UNWIND OVER SUMMER Summer. The days are long, the sun smiles down on us and the water is perfect for swimming. It all sounds so perfect and that’s why we look forward to it every year.

But there’s always a flipside.

The traffic is awful because everyone’s taking their holidays, children roam the streets irritating everyone in their path and the heat is so bad that you can’t sleep. It’s enough to drive a person crazy, which is why Yak is here to give you a few tips on how to unwind over summer.

The answer seems obvious, right? The beach! There are hunks in boardies and babes in bikinis. What’s not to love?

It’s great, and there is nothing quite like a dip in the ocean to cool off after a hard day of being a student. Unfortunately, some of us are not thrilled by the crowds and the inevitable sunburn that comes with a day at the beach.

If that sounds like you then there are always other things to do. Summer is the season of the student; you can have a great time without spending much money at all.

By Alex Longmire

orange. Maybe take a look at the suggestions on page 24 if you need some inspiration.

If you want to drive after you’ve had a drink, why not relive your childhood and go with a spider. Nothing says summer like ice-cream and soft-drink.

While you’re having a drink outside you may as well go the whole nine yards and have a barbecue. Everyone loves a barbecue. Those things from your childhood where your dad would serve you burnt steak and your mum drank too much wine. They are a great deal more fun when you’re old enough to be the one drinking too much wine. After all, what’s better than cooking and eating your food in sweltering heat while flies make their move?

Okay, that was a little harsh. Summer can be hard to get through, but that’s the point.

Even though it’s unbearably hot and we can’t sleep, we love it. So just accept it.

Try kicking back in the sun with a good book and a nice cool drink. A gin and tonic works wonders and so does a vodka

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I think we all remember those old, indestructible mobile phones that we relentlessly begged for back in our early teens. Or perhaps you’ve upgraded recently and completely forget what model your old phone even was, let alone where it even is.

Chances are, you still have yours lying around somewhere.

I know that I, the girl who never throws anything away (and who will probably become a future hoarder), have a myriad of old phones somewhere in my room (albeit I don’t know where they are). So if you fancy going on a treasure hunt and sifting through those old handicrafts and toys sitting in the back of your wardrobe or drawers, your old mobile phone could go towards a really good cause and help kids in need.

in UContact in the Shortland Hub, or in other places around campus. Alternatively, if you’d like more information on the project or would like to send your phone away personally, visit: http://youcan.org.au/ Getting rid of your unwanted goods AND contributing to a good cause? Sounds good to me!

The ‘You Can’ project is a worthwhile initiative contributing to sustainability, as well as raising much needed funds for youth with cancer. You Can refurbishes and recycles old mobile phones and their parts, using the proceeds to build specialised youth cancer clinics.

The U has recently taken on board this initiative, so if you’d like to get involved, just look for the phone recycling boxes

SUP PORT U The perfect pick me up I love the exam period, said no one ever. Well, except me as I don’t have exams – but that is a taunt I will leave for my housemates come November.

Despite the last minute scramble of notes and studying into the wee hours of the morning, it is not the late night fast food runs that will get you through the exam period.

I know that it’s hard to believe that a sneaky cheeseburger won’t cure the mind block of <insert course here>, but here at Yak we promise there is a better option.

Exam Revivers

By Jessica McAneney

with the map of campus helping you find your way. All of this will be on the fantastic sugar high that the lollies will bring, giving you the confidence to ace that awful exam.

So keep an eye out for the U Crew in blue outside your exam rooms, and wandering campus throughout November, to get your hands on your very own exam reviver. Or, if you are so inclined to seek your exam revival with a sneaky beverage at Bar on the Hill, call into the Glasshouse while there and ask the friendly Campus Life team for your exam reviver package – because let’s face it, we can all do with a pick me up now and then.

The exam revivers are an initiative of the U that intend to support you through the treacherous three-week journey that they call exams. Filled with all sorts of goodies, the aim is to revive and replenish your overworked minds and overtired bodies with some sweet refreshments.

What’s in it? I’m glad you asked. Not only will your stationery be restocked with an array of pencils, erasers and rulers, you can also quench that nervous, dry throat with the complimentary water bottles, and be on time for all exams

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Rowena Grant is inspired by one of the most resilient and positive individuals she’s ever met.

our years ago, Matt Storey was waking up every night with the sweats. And we’re not talking about your run-of-the-mill ‘it was a little hot last night so I sweat a little bit’ sweats.

It got to the point where he needed to put towels down on the bed.

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“We were doing daily loads of sheets, and with that came appetite and weight loss,” Matt says.

Thinking it was stress, because Matt was about to start exams for the first semester of his physiotherapy degree, his doctor sent him away and told him to come back if it got worse. It did.

After a couple of tests, there were a few options about what might be happening to Matt. One of the options was glandular fever, another was leukaemia, and the last option was lymphoma. After more tests, Matt was diagnosed with Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.

“I could have had it for a few years before as well, I was just that fit that there were no symptoms,” Matt explains.

After four years of chemotherapy and radiotherapy regimes, two bone marrow transplants, a change in blood type and countless tests, Matt has finally (as in mid-September 2012) been given a

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new diagnosis – recurrent Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.

next day and I’d be fine [and think] alright let’s get on with it.”

For a while, the doctors had no idea what was happening to Matt.

While the relief of actually being diagnosed with recurrent Hodgkin’s Lymphoma was profound, the reality of treatment has set in. To keep him alive, Matt has to be treated with a drug called Brentuximab. After being on clinical trials, it is not yet covered by insurance, so Matt and his family have to pay for every treatment. Each treatment costs around $13 000.

“I finished work one afternoon and I just crashed,” Matt explains. “We got a CT scan and it just showed a heap of crap in my lungs. When we saw the haematologist about it, he looked at me, checked me out and then said ‘I have no idea what’s going on’”.

While not having a diagnosis was frustrating, Matt was never frustrated with the doctors working on his case.

“There was just so much uncertainty,” he says. “Every other time I had relapsed there had been a plan in place … this time it was like we were really struggling to know what was going on.”

With fewer side effects than chemotherapy, the drug is a form of immunotherapy, which targets cancer cells specifically.

Matt is one of the first people in Australia to pay for the treatment.

When I mention that Matt seems to be extremely positive, he tells me about his background as a swimmer, competing at both state and national levels.

Having had his first injection recently, Matt says that there is already evidence that his body is responding to the treatment. While there are some new spots on his scans, others have gone.

Feeling a little “bit dodgy in the gut” is the only side effect he has experienced.

“I guess it’s just the way I am,” he says.

“The guys I used to swim with and stuff – their work ethic just taught me to get on with it. I guess that’s the way I’ve had to deal with [my diagnosis].

Every time I’ve relapsed I’d be pretty shattered that day, but I’d wake up the

Matt and his mother came up with a plan on their way home from the hospital for how to pay for each injection. The Matthew Storey Foundation is currently in the process of being set up, and Matt has created a Facebook group to let everyone know about it.

“The feedback we’ve gotten from that is phenomenal – it’s got over four and a half thousand members now,” Matt says. [At the time of print, the count was at 6500.]

“There’s people I don’t even know that are offering significant donations or offering to help out,” Matt says. “It’s just amazing. I can’t put into words just how much it’s meant what people are doing, what people have done, what they’re offering to do.”

Matt also has an amazing family, group of friends and a very supportive workplace in The Forum. “The Forum are planning to put a swim-a-thon on for me and are hoping to raise 40 to 50 thousand dollars.”

While Matt’s friends have admitted to feeling a little helpless in the past, now they feel like they have a chance to actually do something. They’ve been running barbecues, selling raffle tickets, raising awareness and getting sponsorship deals. When Matt raffled off NRL Grand Final tickets at $5 per ticket, he raised over $22,000 in two weeks. “We thought it’d be good if we sold 500 tickets,” Matt explains “We ended up selling over 4750 tickets.”

Matt’s family have also been amazing.

“My mum’s solid as a rock,” Matt says.

At one stage, just after Matt was getting one of the many transplants he’s had, Matt’s father was diagnosed with testicular cancer. Matt’s mother picked up the slack and has been the family’s foundation throughout the whole period. “[Everyone’s] dealt with it ridiculously well,” Matt says of his support network.

“I’m just really lucky to have the people I’ve got. A social network when you go through this sort of thing is priceless.”

“I’d definitely say I’m unlucky, but it’s just one of those things that happens,” Matt says.

If you would like to help, join ‘The Matthew Storey Foundation’ Facebook group at facebook.com/ groups/matthewstoreyfoundation.

Matt still has a long way to go, and there’s no doubt that a lot of it is going to be a struggle. But, with all this in his mind, Matt still has a positive outlook and that is the kind of attitude that one can only admire.

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Maybe you’ve already locked in full time work. Maybe you’ve had a job lined up from day one of your first year at uni. Maybe your dream job was advertised, you had a killer resume and you nailed the interview. If so, then lucky you! If you’ve completed a Bachelor of Engineering or Medicine, then your options for work are seemingly endless, but just remember that not everyone is as fortunate.

Claire Young explores life after uni.

Goodbye lectures, labs and tutorials. Farewell reports, essays and exams. Sayonara census date.

Auf Wiedersehen free weekly sausage sandwiches.

Au Revoir Blackboard and MyHub. Good riddance Turnitin. It’s time to throw out the notepads, give away the text books and drive away from the University of Newcastle for the last time.

There are only a handful of special moments in life where you can sit back, relax and really feel like you’ve achieved something special. Graduating university is one of those moments. Now from here on out it’s pretty simple. You just apply for a job, go to an interview, get said job and work 9-5, Monday to Friday until you’re 65, right? Wrong!

According to the Australian Bureau of Statistics, the average Aussie will have 7 different jobs in their lifetime. But who says you have to go straight to work?

No one, that’s who.

Graduating university is just the end of a brand new beginning. You have a few crucial choices to make from here on out, so we thought we’d run through them for you. You could...

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Now this is something that no one wants, but the unfortunate truth is it’s a reality for lots of us. Some of us have chosen to complete a degree, even though we know that job prospects won’t be great after graduation (ahem: Bachelor of Communication, journalism major; Bachelor of Arts, any major). (Jokes.

But not really.) Just when you start to think that all is lost, think again. The Careers Services at UoN provide help and support for current students and graduates. It’s a great idea to make sure that you’re as competitive as possible for the cut-throat job market. Careers can help you through their resume drop-in service, practice job interviews and self-help services. It’s also a great idea to register with websites like Seek.com.au so that you can be notified if any opportunities come up.

Honours is offered through some (but not all) degrees here at UoN. “But what the hell is honours?” I hear you ask. Well, honours is an extra year of study that you can do once you have completed your undergraduate degree. You’re given the opportunity to undertake a research project under the supervision of an academic member of staff. In order to be considered for admission to an honours degree, you have to have completed the requirements for your undergraduate

If the thought of graduating university and leaving all your uni buds behind, is leaving you a little sad, then join the club. As much as we all complain about uni, I think deep down we know that we’ll miss the uni lifestyle. You can’t sleep in on Wednesdays and forget to turn up to your lecture, because there’s a new episode of Wife Swap on TV. You can’t get student discounts when you go to events or travel using public transport. There will be no more using the excuse of “Oh I can’t come, I have an assignment” when you’re invited to an event you really don’t want to go to. But you know what? That’s ok.

degree and have results that indicate you’re capable of undertaking the honours program (normally there is a grade point average cut-off). The skills acquired will enhance your career prospects and show future employers that you can work independently on complex tasks. For more information about honours, contact your Program Officer. If you have no idea what a Program Officer even is, contact UoN Enquiries on 02 4921 5000.

Uni might be finishing for some of us but it’s exciting to not know what’s around the corner. From the team here at Yak, we wish you all the best for the future, whatever that entails.

Is the thought of leaving university behind leaving you a little nauseous? Do you eat and breathe education? Then study on, my friend. A postgraduate degree could be just what you’re looking for and the University of Newcastle has a range of degrees you can look at (for a comprehensive list, visit newcastle. edu.au/program/postgraduate/). You can study on campus or online through GradSchool (gradschool. com.au) which is UoN’s web-learn online campus.

Postgraduate degrees can further your career (did someone say more $$?) or change your career direction altogether.

Designed by Callie Haines

Do you still regret not taking that gap year after you graduated high school? Well, now’s your chance to rectify the situation. Before you settle in to a 9-5 job, you might want to consider exploring that thing we call Earth (check out our travel feature on page 22 for some ideas). If money is an issue and you’re not sure you’ll be able to purely travel for fun, think about working overseas. Your dream job could be waiting for you in Singapore, London or the USA. What are you waiting for?

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ere at Yak Magazine, graduation is fast approaching for the majority of our team. Whilst we will miss the work people, and the memories made, I am going to take full advantage of this half page to remember my favourite places and spaces at the University of Newcastle.

For many graduating students, a beverage (or several) has been consumed in misery or celebration, remembrance and good riddance at Bar on the Hill. Home to many fantastic working opportunities I have had over the past three years, the ‘memorable’ celebrations of Autonomy Day and successful gigs, BOTH is a space that I frequent often and will miss.

University grounds, with many a female coinciding nature’s call with some sight seeing of the Shortland side.

My most valuable lesson through the writing and editing of this column is that these ‘places and spaces’ of UoN have been shaped by people. Whether influential enough to give naming rights to a building, suggest a decent cubicle at the loo or shape your entire experience thanks to memories shared in a home away from home – it is the people that make the place. Which leads me to my final favourite ‘space’.

I would be lying if I said that International House has not been one of my favourite places at the University of Newcastle. It has provided me with a home, friends from all over the world and a constant social life to compete with my studies.

On my walk home from class I tend to cross through Evatt House. Avoiding the call of the CAT room, I always make sure that I walk past the memorial of Robbie Davis, a UoN student who tragically passed away at the beginning of the year.

Robbie was a good friend, ambitious student and genuinely decent guy, and is very much missed. He most definitely contributed to some of my favourite UoN memories, not to mention my approach to everyday life.

Thanks to former Managing Editor Katie Burgess, the ladies bathroom at the far end of the ICT building has become a favourite space of mine. It provides a kick-arse view of the

So here’s to Robbie, and those like him, who have shaped your favourite places and spaces at the University of Newcastle.

By Jessica McAneney

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s someone who loves to talk, often for extended periods of time, I would make a very poor contestant for the Three Minute Thesis (3MT) competition.

However, Vincent Candrawinata is someone who successfully summed up their thesis topic in such a short period of time was. Vincent was recently crowned the University of Newcastle 3MT champion, beating a crack field of 18 fellow postgraduate students.

The premise of the 3MT is pretty simple: competitors need to explain their research to a non-specialist audience in just three minutes. That may sound daunting for some, but Vincent excelled.

Originally from Indonesia, Vincent came to UoN to study an undergraduate degree in Food Science and Human Nutrition. “I didn’t [plan on staying] after I finished. But here I am, now doing my PhD in the field I am passionate about,” he says.

And to think that he wasn’t even going to enter the 3MT competition! “To be honest, my supervisor (Dr Costas Stathopoulos) challenged me to enter,” Vincent says.

It’s just as well he did, as Vincent’s research could prove to be something rather fruitful.

“My project is about increasing the value of the Australian apple juice industry,” he says. The core of his research focuses on exactly that: the bit that we all seem so quick to discard. According to Vincent, the core is where all the health and nutritional benefits are to be found.

Apple cores contain polyphenolics. In layman terms, the polyphenolics are compounds that possess antioxidant activity, which help in protecting cells from radical damage. However, when apples are processed into juice, these

compounds are discarded as waste. “This is what we call the pomace,” Vincent says.

His research is trying to develop a safe and practical technique that can extract these bioactive compounds from the waste. Keeping up so far?

“Currently, the pomace has virtually no value, and if my project is successful, it will add commercial value to the juice making process,” he says.

After winning the 3MT competition here at UoN, Vincent travelled to the University of Queensland to compete in the National/ Trans-Tasman final. Competing against 42 other universities, Vincent made it through to the semi-finals. “I felt like I did the best that I could, and I was happy with my performance,” he says.

And if you’re wondering what a food scientist’s favourite food is: “lamb.”

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International Day for Tolerance

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Australian Chamber Orchestra – Russian Visions Newcastle City Hall

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Newcastle Italian Film Festival Sat/Sun: Tower Cinemas, Newcastle

Craft Beer Week

One to One Charity Race Day Sat: 11.30am - Broadmeadow Racecourse Remembrance Day Sun

World Philosophy Day

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National Psychology Week

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National Recycling Week

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06 THURSDAY 07 FRIDAY 08 SATURDAY Newy Parkrun Sat: 8am - Carrington Newcastle Jets FC vs Central Coast Mariners FC 7.45pm - Hunter Stadium

09 SUNDAY 10 MONDAY 11 TUESDAY 12 WEDNESDAY 13 THURSDAY 14 FRIDAY Watt Space Opening Night Visual Communication Design Graduate Exhibition 6.30pm - Watt Space Gallery Newcastle Carols by Candlelight King Edward Park, Newcastle

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Cosmo Jarvis 8pm - Cambridge Hotel

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’ve written previously about my fear and loathing of the indie culture when doing the gig review for Ball Park Music. When Yak asked me to attend Lisa Mitchell’s tour-opening show, a similar sense of trepidation was upon me.

With my amigo Greg in tow, I was aware that Yak may have thrust us into an indie ambush of biblical proportions.

Initial fears proved accurate as I waded into a sea of non-prescription glasses and shitty haircuts.

There was a distinctively jazzy tone to the music that wafted through Bar on the Hill.

Instead of clambering around the dance floor like sweaty pre-teens, many seemed content to kick back with a few beers in the night air. It was these lethargic louses that the band Alpine was charged with bringing to life.

The two front women of Alpine, one blackhaired, the other a dark red and rocking a one-piece pyjama suit, set to this task with relish. They swirled around the stage, their guitarists and drummers, and each other while serenely chirping their tunes.

With the coaxing of Alpine the crowd shuffled slowly closer. As the music

started to build, the indies began to lose their reserve, the slow bending of knees escalating to full-blown dancing.

to a bloke called “Atlas,” which she duly did. Odd name I thought, but then again I was surrounded by odd people, and oddly enough I was enjoying myself.

Mission accomplished, Alpine. Their harmonic melodies combined with a small army of guitars had managed to rouse the conservatives from their tables and to the dance floor.

Throughout the show she emitted warm emotion, repeatedly letting the crowd know she loved us and how much she was enjoying opening the tour here.

“She was cuter than a sack full of kittens”

Pulling out the acoustic guitar towards the end of the show further endeared me to her, with her stripped back use of equipment emphasising the power and control she had over her soulful crooner voice.

It was into this crowd of revved up alternatives that Lisa Mitchell traipsed into daintily.

I initially thought I had fallen a little bit in love. Lisa exuded an air of modesty and cheekiness, dressed in a lady suit, a jet black fringe almost concealing her eyes.

She drifted through her list of songs with the faithful fans silently mouthing the lyrics as they stared up at her in silent admiration.

At one point she was handed a note from the crowd, asking her to dedicate a song

Although I already thought she was cuter than a sack full of kittens, she managed to exceed this even further, finishing the show with the hit ‘Coin Laundry.”

Show finished, she told us she loved us one more time and she flitted off.

Another indie gig survived, and I was nowhere near as freaked out as last time.

If they keep churning out heart-warming performances such as Lisa’s, I may even get used to them.

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Rowie gets sentimental.

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I’ve been putting off writing this column for as long as I possibly can. Why? Because it’s my last column for Yak Magazine (probably). I am a week off finishing all of my assignments in my last semester of my degree. I’m doneskies, peeps!

Being at the University of Newcastle has given me the best experiences of my life. I’ve been a part of residential colleges, clubs, societies, and, of course, Yak. The things that being a part of these different groups have taught me are second to none. You don’t learn this stuff in a book, online, or by staying at home with your parents until you are 24 because you’re too scared to move out.

College taught me how to socialise with people I never thought I would meet. I have friends that are soon-to-be physios, OTs, teachers, doctors, engineers, architects. I have met people that live on the other side of the world and had them as neighbours. The ridiculous amount of music genres I used to hate (think Ministry of Sound stuff) are now a part of my chosen repertoire. Above all, college taught me diversity.

Being a part of the Seapigs Hockey Club was one of the best decisions of my life. I remember the day I was going to trials for the women’s sides. I was terrified because I didn’t know anyone. I don’t know what I was scared of, because the people I have met in this club are some of the most relaxed, caring

and above-all amazing people I have ever known. They’ve given me some of my closest friends and a million experiences I will never forget. The Seapigs taught me confidence.

While at UoN, I have been a part of three different undergraduate degrees. Starting off in Architecture, I realised I hated drawing and needed to get the hell out. I then went straight into Arts in the second semester with the aim of doing teaching. Then I realised I have zero patience and kids annoy me. So what was there? Communication. Sweet, sweet Communication. I found my niche here and developed my skills while actually enjoying what I was doing! UoN has taught me that it’s okay to get it wrong.

This leads me to Yak. I have met an incredible bunch of people at Yak. They’ve given me confidence, criticism, advice, friendship and a sense of worth. A big shout out to Mama Sus, who has given me the best advice of my life and has seen me through some of my deepest personal crises. I will always hold the Yak team in a special place in my heart. Yak has taught me belief in myself.

Thanks for reading, everyone. Now go do something awkward!

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The Santa Clause (1994) Movie

Outlander by Diana Gabaldon (1991 - Present) Book Series

Daria (1997 - 2001) TV Series

The Santa Clause is one of my mum’s favourites and you know that if something has the Julie Grant tick of approval, then it’s definitely a winner.

If you love reading as much as I do, then here’s a series that is amazing in the fact that it doesn’t stick to one particular genre.

It contains endless love, lust, sadness, action, war, love that ends, time travel, disguise and more.

A favourite from my generation’s childhood, Daria is the ultimate animated TV series to watch during the holidays. With five seasons and two movies in the box set, any rainy days during summer should be all set.

The Premise: Charlie is staying with his dad (Scott – played by Tim Allen) for Christmas when Santa lands on their roof and promptly falls off. After finding a note in the Santa suit pocket telling him to put the suit on, Scott turns into Santa Claus.

Highlights: The reindeer have personality to boot and Charlie comes out with some nifty one-liners.

- Rowena Grant

The Premise: Claire Randall has just moved to a new place with her husband, Frank. Claire visits some sights. Claire goes to a stone circle. Claire gets transported to 1743. Claire gets stuck in 1743. Claire is forced to marry. And one of the greatest love/action/mixed genre stories follows.

Highlights: Although this book is probably more for those of us with female bits, the Outlander series draws you in so completely that you just can’t get your nose out.

The Premise: Daria Morgendorffer is an American high schooler and her family and school just don’t get her. With a tart and sarcastic sense of humour, Daria and her best friend Jane’s views on life are highly entertaining.

Highlights: Watching Daria’s progress through the entire television show is thought provoking, and the whole series allows you to reminisce 5.30pm schooldays (when Daria used to be on ABC).

- Rowena Grant

- Rowena Grant

The Venture Bros.: A Very Venture Christmas (2004) Christmas Spin-Off of TV Series

Thirty Odd Foot of Pod (aka TOFOP) (2010 - 2012) Podcast

The Night Before Christmas, by Clement Clarke Moore (1822) Poem

A 10-minute spinoff, A Very Venture Christmas features all the goodness of a Venture Bros. episode.

It may have been recently placed on hiatus, and I may have cried upon hearing this news.

One of the most recognised poems in the world, ‘The Night Before Christmas’, originally named ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’, was published anonymously in a New York newspaper in 1822. If you haven’t read/ heard it before, now is the time.

The Premise: It’s Dr. Venture’s Christmas party, and Dean unwittingly unleashes The Krampus- a Germanic anti-Santa who punishes the wicked - to the event. Naturally, it wreaks havoc, until Brock Sampson saves the day. Meanwhile, arch-nemesis The Monarch continues his murderous schemes with a plan to crash the party and “Deck the halls with bowels of Venture”.

Highlights: The Monarch’s crazy schemes, Brock’s hilarious machismo, Venture’s dry wit, and the zany humour. A must-watch for fans of the show.

- Charlie Rogers

The Premise: TOFOP is arguably the podcast equivalent of Seinfeld, a show about nothing. Its hosts, Wil Anderson and Charlie Clausen, talk Batman, hypotheticals, time-travel and getting stoned during each of the 83, hour-long episodes.

The Premise: It’s laughably disorganised, and rather amateur. But this is what makes TOFOP so endearing. So do yourself a favour, laugh your guts out and you’ll find yourself a fellow T-Bagger in no time.

Listen in at: www.tofop.com - Nick Turner

The Premise: It’s Christmas Eve and a family is all snuggled up in bed. But who shows up and wakes up the father? Santa Claus!

Hightlights: There are a whole heap of parodies that have been made from this poem and it’s even read in The Santa Clause!

- Rowena Grant

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adies and gentleman, ‘tis the season. Again.

I know, I know- “Is it that time of year already”, etc. Aside from joy and goodwill for all men and women on earth, the most pressing item on your holiday season agenda is usually presents. Instead of heading to Coles for a box of chocolates or some candles, why not treat the ones you love to the present of a thoughtful surprise, time and company.

SURPRISE SOMEONE! Why not try a personalised scavenger hunt? Such a tried and true romantic comedy staple can’t go wrong. Start with a cryptic clue and send your friends on a crazy and hilarious adventure, the more creative and personal the better. You could even take the route of leading someone to another location with a big finish (“Surprise! Now we are horse riding/quad biking/at Sydney aquarium”). But be safe, nothing Jawbreaker-esque!

COOK SOMETHING Cooking is a gift that will require a variable amount of time and attention, depending on your level of skill.

One of the most ‘awww’ inspiring presents I have ever received was a picnic in my honour with all my favourite foods, sourced and created in the slap dash fashion of a high school boyfriend. (Guys take note: the ladies will love it). The best part is you can make this one as unique as you like, from a three-course candlelit dinner at home to a cheese and wine date in King Edward Park. Swoon city.

SHOW SOMETHING For something a bit different try taking a friend to a play or designing them their own mini film festival.

Think of a theme for the night depending on what your pals like, my personal favourite is zombie apocalypse. Stock up on snacks, spread a blanket out in front of the telly and snuggle up close. On the other hand, if the bout of retro loving that is Puberty Blues has got you all nostalgic, why not take that lucky person out to the Heddon Greta Drive In. Located in the Hunter Valley, it’s the perfect location to bring on the Passion Pop and Chico Rolls, molle. More information is available at www.drive-in.com.au.

CREATE SOMETHING Homemade presents are back like a Mother’s Day fete in 1996: sweet, thoughtful and cheap. If you’re looking for an imaginative and creative craft idea, your mecca is none other than Pinterest.com. Simply use the website as a source of inspiration and add your own unique touches. The website features an extensive DIY and craft section with everything from how to make dry cookie mix in cute jars, to making your own jewelry and decorative doorknobs. If all else fails, fall back on the classic scrapbook concept. I don’t know about you, but I just love looking at photos of myself covered in glitter and inspirational quotes.

When it comes down to it, the question you need to ask yourself is this: would you rather be the one presenting a Dan Murphy’s voucher and a ceramic unicorn, or the one who’s surprised a friend with a picnic to watch the sun set and a memory laden scrapbook?

Don’t forget to top it off with everyone’s favorite unwrappable gift, a great big hug.

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Holiday in Th eir Hom e l a n d Jasmine Turvey and Emma Elsworthy help you get as far away from Uni as you can these holidays.

INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL DESTINATIONS

By Emma Elsworthy

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ustralian students seem to travel to London as often as they travel to the toilet. Instead, head three hours north to Manchester. Follow the locals over to Etihad Stadium and experience firsthand infectious football fever: tickets to Manchester City games start at around $130.

Looking for culture on the cheap?

Most of the museums in Manchester are free. Get your nerd on at The Museum of Science and Industry, the largest scientific museum in the Western Hemisphere.

Flights to Manchester start at around $1700 with a student discount.

alifornia, the Golden State, is perfect if you like sun and celebrities. The state boasts over 1700 kilometres of picturesque coastline, including the affluent Malibu. Surf a long wave at Surfrider Beach, cycle along the Pacific Coast Highway for breathtaking vistas or run the Malibu International Marathon held every November. Head to Hollywood and take a stroll down the Hollywood Walk of Fame, or channel the ghosts of Marilyn and Elvis over a dry martini at the Knickerbocker Hotel. $1400 with a student discount.

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uten Tag! Travel to Germany for sights, delicacies and beer. Love to cycle? Berlin is well known for its highly developed bike lane system.

Cycle around the city and take in the sights; a notable highlight being Schloss Charlottenburg Palace, the largest one in Berlin. Head south to Munich and spend an evening at Hofbräuhaus, the world’s most famous beer hall. Pints start at around $9. Need a hangover cure from your big night? Try Munich’s specialty: the Weißwurst, or ‘white sausage’.

Traditionally eaten at noon, the Weißwurst is best with loads of sweet mustard and freshly baked pretzels.

 Flights to Berlin start at around

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MUST SEE:

MUST SEE:

The Manchester Football derby (Soccer).

The Golden Gate Bridge and a SF Giants game at AT&T Park.

MUST EAT:

MUST EAT:

Abdul’s Kebabs (Some of the best in the country).

Boudin Bakery - home of the famous SF sourdough.

MUST DO:

MUST DO:

Encounter the vast, yet cultural, variety of nightlife in Manchester.

Visit Fisherman’s Wharf & Pier 39.

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Heidi Rodenberger

$1690 return with a student discount.

Stut tg art lo calDaniel Eichele MUST SEE: Wilhelma zoological botanical garden.

MUST EAT: Maultaschen, Zwiebelrostbraten, Linsen und Spätzle.

MUST DO: Discover the home of Mercedes Benz and Porsche.

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dOMESTIC TRAVEL DESTINATIONS

By Jasmine Turvey

DUBBO

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ook, everyone has to Instragram a photo of themselves at the Big Banana sometime in their life, so it may as well be now. Normally a pit stop on the way to more popular destinations, Coffs Harbour is a perfect location for the traditional coastal holiday. Famous for its unspoiled beaches and proximity to breathtaking rainforests, Coffs is only a five hour drive or a seven hour CountryLink train trip away.

If you thought the Big Banana was just that, a big banana, you have been sorely misguided. Within the grounds reside a water park, an ice-skating rink, and a giant toboggan run.

For a more rustic or ‘organic’ holiday, Bellingen Shire (about 30 mins away), hosts local markets most weekends and is famous for its waterfalls and nature trails.

Staying at Coffs is pretty affordable with most campsites costing $100$200 a night.

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MUST SEE: Butterfly House – it’s incredible.

As much as you think it would be for little kids, having huge butterflies fly all over you is awesome.

MUST EAT: Aloy Dee Thai restaurant north of Coffs Harbour, in Woolgoolga. Get take away and walk along the nearby beach at sunset because it has an amazing view.

MUST DO:

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hen the words “summer holiday” are thrown around, Dubbo isn’t usually the first location that springs to mind. Don’t let the stereotypes fool you though, because Dubbo features more than enough activities to keep you occupied.

But first, you’ll have to drive eight hours West. This will be your first adventure.

Obviously, visiting Taronga Western Plains Zoo should be your second.

Apart from embarking on an actual, legitimate safari, there aren’t many other opportunities to be exposed to wild animals in such an open and natural setting. You can even stay overnight and slumber to the sounds of the exotic, for the cost of $185 per person. If this a bit out of your price range, but you still want to camp under the stars, affordable sites are available along the Macquarie River, which also features canoeing and kayaking tours.

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on’t pack away those novelty sunglasses or that radio-esky just yet because for those of us who are a bit strapped for cash there is still hope.

Nelson Bay is only a one hour drive away and hosts a multitude of summer lovin’ activities. These include dolphin cruises, tobogganing, sea kayaking, whale watching, scuba diving, hiking up Tomaree mountain, and of course, no one is ever too old to visit, pat and fall in love with the animals at Oakville Farm & Fauna World.

Sometimes the cheapest and most simple holidays turn out to be the best, as there is no pressure to attend every activity and you can just relax and enjoy the time off work. Another added bonus about being so close to home is that if you forget anything (which let’s face it you will) you can easily send someone back to collect it. Or call your mum to bring it up for you. Booking a campsite will only cost you about $100 - $200 a night so there will be plenty of funds leftover for the essentials - alcohol, tanning oil, tabloid magazines and coco pops.

Manda Astri MUST SEE:

Our skate park is one of the top 10 in the world and it attracts heaps of people.

MUST EAT: You have to get a pie from Village Hot Bake. Their pies have been voted the best in Australia more than once.

MUST DO: You have to go to the zoo – it’s pretty much what Dubbo is famous for.

ne lson bay lo calAdriana Bradica MUST SEE: You have to go whale watching.

MUST EAT: Pack a picnic and head to one of the great family spots on the marina.

MUST DO: Climb to the top of Tomaree Mountain. It’s in the heart of Shoal Bay and has spectacular views.

Jump off the Coffs Harbour jetty.

It’s what all the cool kids do.

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ith the end of the year and the end of exams rapidly approaching, we here at Yak thought that it might be nice to put together a little guide to help you celebrate getting really good marks in your exams/getting enough marks in your exams/remembering you have exams/waking up this morning (delete as applicable).

And what’s the best way to celebrate milestones such as these? Well, as the well-known jingle says, There is only one solution to “a heard-earned thirst”. And that’s a big, cold beverage.

And the best cold beverage? Here are some of our suggestions.

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

Murray’s Craft Brewing Co.

Monteith’s Summer Ale

Monty Python once said, “We find American beer a bit like making love in a canoe. It’s f*cking close to water”. If you were to attempt to quench your thirst with the (erroneously) self-labelled “king of beers”, Budweiser, you might be inclined to agree with that.

Thankfully, however, the Americans have learned how to brew a beer people may like to actually drink.

Did you know that we have a worldclass brewing company located just up the road a bit in Port Stephens?

Well, you do now.

New Zealand is known for a couple of things: Producing musicians and actors that, once they achieve any skerrick of fame, we claim as Australian; taking, in good humour, our endless supply of jokes about their sexual inclinations towards one particular type of farm animal; and Hobbits. Monteith’s looks to add “producers of quality beer” to this list.

The Sierra Nevada is a sublime example of American-style pale ales. It is crisp, has a nice, hoppy flavour to it and is superbly suited to knocking back a couple on a sunny afternoon.

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Murray’s brew a staggering selection of beers. In fact, as I sit here trying to think of one to recommend, I find that I just can’t. Having worked my way through a fair chunk of their offerings, there is no one beer that stands out.

They are all absolutely excellent – from their pale ales, to their IPAs to their stouts and dark beers.

You cannot go wrong choosing anything from the Murray’s range.

Their Summer Ale, for example, is brilliant. Its smooth, malty flavour offers something to enjoy without being over-powering. It appeals to those who do not enjoy having their taste buds blown apart by very bitter beers. Another one that is excellent to enjoy sitting in the sun.

Sunnyvale Fruity Lexia Cask 4L

Punt Road Emperor’s Prize Chardonnay

The student’s best friend, a page such as this would be incomplete without the addition of the goon sack. The pick of the bunch for when it comes to this fine varietal of beverage would have to be Sunnyvale Fruity Lexia.

Sweet in flavour with undertones of caramel and vanilla, Sunnyvale have managed to make this the wine for all occasions. Perfect on its own, or with a mixer such as lemonade or tropical flavoured juice, Fruity Lexia is the ideal accompaniment to cheese and dips, salted nuts, or a greasy hamburger.

The age old challenge of not wanting to break the bank to impress that someone special in your life is an ongoing dilemma. But here’s a tip, a sneaky bottle of Punt Road Emperor’s Creek Chardonnay may just result in you scoring some brownie points. Giving you sufficient change from a $20 note, this wine delights the senses with its flavours of oak and grapefruit. Finishing off with a cleansing acidity, Emperor’s Creek is perfectly matched to any kind of seafood or white meat, as well as Mi Goreng and other varieties of packet noodles.

Bulmers Original Cider

Pipsqueak Best Cider

Is it just a passing fad, or is it here to stay? Whatever your opinion may be, the cider bandwagon is well and truly in full swing. Bulmers Original Cider can be found at most bottle shops, with a 4-pack costing a tick over $10.

Made by the fabulous folk at Little Creatures Brewing in the Yarra Valley, Victoria, Pipsqueak Best Cider arguably sits atop Australia’s apple cider tree. Perfect for a summer picnic in the park, or whilst spending a relaxing afternoon down at the beach, this cider is clean and crisp with a punchy apple taste.

What sets Pipsqueak apart from the competition is the fact that it is made using freshly pressed apples, with the flavours of Aussie orchards shining through. If there was ever an image needed to accompany the definition of ‘easy drinking’, a bottle of Pipsqueak would probably be there.

Light, crisp, refreshing and with that tangy hit of apple, Bulmers have been making their products since 1887. With this kind of experience under their belt, you would like to think that they would know what they’re doing. And, for the record, they certainly do.

Carpineto Chianti Classico Okay, not everybody is a fan of the acquired taste which comes with red wine. But if your palate is tonguing for its fix of rosso vino, look no further than a bottle of Carpineto Chianti Classico. Hailing from the Tuscany region of Italy, this wine consists of a blend of Sangiovese (90 %) and Canaiolo (10%). A wine with a pungent aroma, the taste of fresh summer flowers and plump, juicy cherries are evident upon first swill. The Chianti Classico is perfectly paired with a thick-cut steak, but also tastes mighty fine in partnership with a late-night kebab or pide.

Rose River Original Alcoholic Ginger Beer I don’t usually like ginger beer, but when presented with a bottle of Rose River Original a couple of weeks ago, my mind was well and truly blown. This stuff is incredible.

Yes, it does have that distinctive ginger flavour. But with a hint of lemon accompanying this to cleanse the palate, the strong taste of ginger almost disappears. Served over ice in a tall glass, this is a delicious drink on a hot summer’s afternoon.

With other flavours available (such as banana mango and apple spice), this is hands down the best alcoholic ginger beer on the market.

Parker’s Organic Blood Orange Juice

Mildura Sunrise Apple & Guava

Steaz Iced Teaz - Blueberry, Pomegranate & Acai

Now, not everyone will be wanting to sit back with an alcoholic beverage in their hand these holidays. So this may just be for you. Using Australiangrown organic blood oranges, Parker’s products are made of 100% fruit, and nothing else.

As a bit of a juice connoisseur, there aren’t too many brands or flavours that I haven’t tried. Some are good.

Some though, are downright awful.

But every now and then a flavour comes along and seems to stick with you forever. For me, this is it. The pinnacle of juices: Mildura Sunrise Apple & Guava. You would all know the familiar, brightly coloured carton which sits in the refrigerated section of your local supermarket.

Rich in both vitamin A and C, the combination of sweet guava, with tangy apple is an almost orgasmic experience. If you haven’t tried it, do so ASAP.

There are few more refreshing drinks on a hot summer’s day than a crisp, cold iced tea. So what’s the best of the best for when it comes to Iced Tea? Steaz. Using premium Sri Lankan Ceylon leaves, all of their products have both organic and fair trade certification.

The combination of blueberry, pomegranate and acai is high in antioxidants and rich in flavour.

They claim that their products are where “good karma meets good for you,” so that’s a good enough reason for me to sip on a few of these over the coming months.

You might normally associate no artificial flavourings, sugars or colours with zero flavour. But I can guarantee you that these juices certainly pack a punch. Full of vitamin C and antioxidants, Parker’s Organic Blood Orange is the perfect way to kick-start a summer day.

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Smells of Summer

Freshly Mown Grass:

You wake up and the sun is streaming through the blinds, and there is a clean freshness to the air. Alas, your dad has been cajoled by your mum for the last time and has taken to mowing the lawn (7am on a Sunday morning). The start of summer comes with the flick-of-a-switch by Mother Nature and you won’t know what hit you until the crispness of freshly mown grass urges you to run away to a nudist colony.

BBQ: A family Bee-Bee-Que is the cherry on a summer sundae.

Uncle Roy cooks the snags and Auntie Joan prepares the five-course banquet with all the trimmings. The all too familiar aroma of sausage and onion fills the neighbourhood air with its presence. Then tragedy strikes and there is no white bread and “Who the hell wants TOMATO sauce anyway?” The BBQ is a test of all adult fortitude and social skill, so if you don’t bring your A-game, boy, you better be eating the salad.

BEACH: As every beachgoer knows, the smell of the beach is synonymous with summer. Fresh coastal breezes are mixed with the sweaty undertones of lifeguards and grommets alike. Waves of salt and sand offer you the adventure you’re looking for. Whatever you want from the beach it is there for the taking: peace and calm, or a half-naked smorgasbord of party. The beach is everyone’s friend and no-one’s enemy.

Except for redheads.

ICE BLOCKS: For years now, Golden Gaytimes and Icy Poles have been the quintessential Aussie summer romance. And to which one do you offer your hand? Your choices are of sweet, rich caramel dripping with sunlight and a straight-up zesty princess with nothing to lose. Well, with three months up your sleeve, who says you can’t have both?

FREEDOM: With the beginning of summer, as with the end, a certain notion of freedom crosses ones’ mind. Did you plan to spend your summer working on that novel at the cabin, but instead became rival to garage sale shenanigans?

Heat-drenched days flow into cool, breezy nights. A hint of promise in the air and that’s the smell of freedom, brother.

Yak Magazine - September 2012

By Jessica Cairney

IS INTRODUCING LIFE BANS TO NEWCASTLE NIGHTCLUBS REALLY THE ANSWER?

A

s a 20-year-old university student who does not mind a beer, I am very aware of the problems facing Newcastle nightlife. Recently our very own MJ Finnegan’s and Fannys nightclubs were found to be amongst the most violent in New South Wales. This is not an accolade that we want.

As a result new measures have been introduced: there is now a system in place that if you are banned from one particular club then you are banned from them all. Also, if the offence is of decent merit, there is no warning system.

If you are gone, that is it.

These new restrictions have been designed to cut down unacceptable levels of violence. However, they have been far from popular.

Earlier in the week a former UoN student wrote to MJ Finnegan’s on Facebook relaying an experience where she claims to have been manhandled, abused, demeaned and threatened in an unacceptable manner. This former student has taken her matter to the local council and intends to go higher should it not be dealt with in a way she deems appropriate. There has also been the introduction and subsequent removal of the Newcastle Nightclub/Pub Complaints Facebook page which had simply turned into a mud throwing competition between local patrons and security guards.

The real question here is whether or not such a low tolerance level is actually going to work? Being strict and determined to rectify the issue is one thing, however, banning people instantly is a very big call.

I think the main issue is the guilty vs. not guilty dilemma.

Let’s face facts, no one on the night will admit to being guilty, but in some cases they really are not in the wrong.

With the lack of a warning system, any incident can directly lead to a life ban from several clubs, and in Newcastle, there are very few alternatives for those who intend to dive head first into a mosh pit of jocks. One mistake can see part of any student’s social life dealt a heavy blow.

Here lies my problem. Surely there should be an appeal system, or some kind of “X amount of strikes” before a life ban is issued. I agree that clubs should be very strict on such conduct but in the alcohol-fuelled, packed and dark nightclub there is always a chance that security may just get it wrong.

By Richard Baines

This month, we asked the kids on campus

• Which three songs would be the first picked on your roadtr • What are your plans for after you finish university?

> Nick Turner > Matt Hatton

SHANNON

• How will you be spending your summer holidays?

• What has been your worst travel or holiday experience?

CONNOR

Age: 35

Age: 20

Degree: B.Teaching (Primary)

Degree: B.Engineering (Civil)

Summer Holidays: Working and drinking cider in the sun.

Summer Holidays: A little bit of work mixed with plenty of partying.

Worst Travel Experience: I broke my back whilst travelling and working in Japan.

Worst Travel Experience: When I was younger, I visited Thailand and got a bad case of the runs. I only had it for a few days, but it was pretty bad.

Roadtrip Playlist: Master Blaster by Stevie Wonder. Road Trippin’ by Red Hot Chili Peppers. Sinnerman Nina Simone.

Roadtrip Playlist: Levels by Avicci.

Rattle by Bingo Players. Mind Your Manners by Chiddy Bang.

Post-Uni Plans: Work, save some money and then head off on a holiday somewhere.

Post-Uni Plans: I might finish that Physiotherapy degree I started 15 years ago.

KAT

ip playlist?

CLARE

Age: 21 Degree: B.Biomedical Science ?: ?

Summer Holidays: I’m going to Cambodia to work with elephants which have gone rogue and have been rescued.

Worst Travel Experience: In France, my dad never got used to driving on the opposite side of the road and it all seemed to be my fault.

Roadtrip Playlist: Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor. Gimme Head by The Radiators.

Figured You Out by Nickelback.

Post-Uni Plans: After this degree, I am actually going to start another one.

And then after that, I’d love to travel up North and work with crocodiles for a while.

Age: 21 Degree: B.Engineering (Civil) Summer Holidays: Working.

Although I don’t have a job as yet.

Worst Travel Experience: I was on a boat on a French canal and we crashed into another boat and the owners got really cranky at us. We still think we did nothing wrong.

Roadtrip Playlist: Flannigan’s Ball by Dropkick Murphys. The Razors Edge

by AC/DC. Cry For The Bad Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Post-Uni Plans: Start working, hopefully in a mine in Canada.

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