Off to the Zoo Ollie Longman Blayney

The Zoo trip Ollie Longman-Blayney

Dear Diary, Today the animals at the farm were barking at the start of sunrise, the cow was woofing, the pig was meowing and the farmer was Big Byron. He was very big and tall. He picked the pig up with his foot. Then the mole man who lives underground offered us a bacon sandwich with hp brown sauce, it was delicious. We went to the zoo to give away the fish to the polar bears, they were polite and said, “Thank you for the fishes”. Now, I'm sad the fish are gone, I miss Boris the carp, he was a lad!. At the zoo a fight broke out between the rival penguin gangs, the Dreadlord Divers and the Fish Fingers fighters. They had fishes for weapons and it was a very violent scene. The leader of Dreadlord Divers was in critical condition after being jumped when walking through the streets of ice.

Consequently, the leader's cousin, Slippers by name, was infuriated by these actions so he blew the home of Kwaskity up so the Dreadlord Divers won the war. So from now on, peace will remain within the zoo.