Joe the Magician's new show features an array of spellbinding magic and illusion in his own unique style. Children of all ages will jump from roaring laughing to pure awe in seconds. The show fuses magic, music, special effects and illusion for an unforgettable afternoon of entertainment.
Tickets € 16, Family (4) €55*
Easter Workshops
Children aged 6-12 years can enjoy a fun, action packed Easter activities facilitated by the National Folk Theatre and artist, puppeteer and puppet maker, Alex Hindmarch. Featuring drama, games, singing and dancing and making their own Easter themed puppet.
Tickets €25 per child per day
* All tickets subject to €1.50 booking fee
Fred & Alice
CallBack Theatre presents one of the biggest touring drama hits of the last decade. Fred & Alice, Love in the Time of OCD is a quirky love story about two amazing mischievous characters who meet in a home, negotiate the perils and pitfalls of life and love to create a fantastical world, spilling over into madcap reality when they move in together. Tickets €16/14.50*
WONKA - Easter Screening
Guaranteed family fun as you enjoy the wondrous story of Willy Wonka, and how the world's greatest inventor, magician and chocolate maker became the beloved character at the center of Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Starring Rowan Atkinson, Timothée Chalamet, Olivia Colman, Hugh Grant. Tickets: €9/7.50
MTU Becomes First Irish University to Sign Technician Commitment
Munster Technological University (MTU) has made history as the first Irish university to pledge support for the Technician Commitment, a transformative initiative aimed at elevating the visibility, recognition, career advancement, and sustainability of technical staff. The commitment emphasizes highlighting the contributions of technical staff to university life at MTU while providing enhanced opportunities for their professional development, long-
term skill building, and recognition through awards and professional accreditation. The official signing ceremony took place on January 23rd at the MTU Bishopstown campus, attended by MTU President Professor Maggie Cusack, staff members, and representatives from the Unite and SIPTU trade unions.
Professor Cusack expressed the university’s dedication to supporting technical staff, recognizing their crucial role in delivering highquality education and research.
Dermot Barry, a Technical Officer at MTU and Unite Workplace Representative, emphasized the significance of the commitment in acknowledging the skills and qualifications of technical staff.
Dr. Simon Breeden, Associate Lead of the Technician Commitment, welcomed MTU to the initiative, highlighting the potential for transformative measures to enhance the visibility, recognition, career development, and sustainability of technical staff.
Originally established in the UK, the Technician Commitment has gained traction internationally, with over 115 universities and research institutes in the UK endorsing it, along with support from research funders and professional bodies. MTU joins as the third international signatory, aligning with the University of Sydney and the Malawi Liverpool Wellcome Programme in embracing this inclusive and innovative framework.
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Hi, my name is DJ Kelleher and this is my testimonial about starting National Learning Network Tralee, how it helped me improve myself and how it helped me get a job in Mr. Price in Killarney.
Before going to the National Learning Network in Tralee, Clash Road, Co. Kerry, I was a timid, shy young man lacking in self-confidence in myself and my abilities. However, after going to the National Learning Network, I have made not just improvements in myself, but also in my social and interaction skills which helped me make lots of new friends there as well. The courses that I did there were Directions and Introductory Skills Training. I also sampled other courses like Catering, Retail, Employer Based Training, Applied Information Technology and Blended Learning.
I started Directions in 2018, it was a three-year course, with the five days going to the college. During that time it gave me the opportunity to go on a journey to find myself and to discover what is it that I want to do in life. Directions has even interest me in learning how to paint and to write poetry. The instructors, staff workers and the other students, who I became friends with, were nice to me, and they always encouraged and challenged me to try something new like cooking, baking and dusting a room.
In 2021, I started my next course called Introductory Skills Training (IST for short), It was a year and a half course with Monday to Wednesday going to the college and Thursday and Friday going on work experience. This course covers everything you need to know about working with others, going out into the workplace and how to make time for work and myself. I made lots of new friends both in this course and out in the workplace, which was in Mr. Price in Killarney, who all helped me to improve myself and to help me become a better person. Thanks to my new friends, the NLN instructors and1 Mr. Price Staff Team, I got myself full time job working twenty one hours a week.
I would like to thank all of National Learning Network Tralee and Mr. Price for helping me to get where I am today and for those who are looking where to go next for further education, I highly recommend National Learning Network Tralee for their positive, helping and hardworking spirit or if its where to go to find work, I also highly recommend Mr. Price Killarney for their different communication and teamworking techniques.
LEGAL MATTERS CORNER
Amanda is wondering if she should do a will. She does not own a house, but she has a husband and two children. A will is a DECLARATION IN WRITING OF PERSON’S WISHES PROVIDING FOR DISTRIBUTION OF HIS PROPERTY AFTER HIS/HER DEATH. One can do a video will, but it must be of a will in a written format. There are certain legal requirements in relation to doing wills, one must be over 18, of sound mind and it must be signed at the end of the will in the presence of two witnesses both of whom should be present at the time one is signing the will. These witnesses or their spouses SHOULD NOT be beneficiaries under the will otherwise they will lose their benefit. One should ensure that all present and future assets will be covered by the will.
Everybody has some property but if Amanda wants to ensure her loved one’s are looked after she would put a life policy in place so if anything happened to her there would be a lump sum for her family. She is married so ideally herself and her husband would do back to back wills mirroring each other leaving everything to each other and appointing each other executor and then providing what would happen if both of them were gone in relation to the infant children appointing testamentary guardians and executors who would manage what was left behind for the infant’s benefit.
REASONS FOR MAKING A WILL.
It is much easier for relatives left behind, It can reduce tax liabilities, One can provide properly for beneficiaries under 18 or disability with a trust, It is a cleaner, cheaper, more efficient way of transferring property. It is the chance to get the last word in without a hope of a reply!
IDEAS FOR MAKING WILLS
Keep it simple. Be Clear. Inform executors that are the managers of your will that they are being appointed especially if they are acting as Guardians as well of infant children. Do a Trust Will for infant children appointing trustees to manage anything you leave them in a will for their benefit.
It is also good to consider a charitable bequest as they are tax efficient.
One should make sure that one has left funeral and burial arrangements in writing so that there can be no dispute. This is not a matter for your will as that is usually only read after the funeral, but you could leave a copy of the funeral and burial wishes with the will and a copy with your executors and with important documentation at home.
It is important to work with a solicitor finalising your will as costs for Wills are reasonable and can save a lot of family trauma if one works out with a solicitor the best way to benefit one’s family and friends in the most tax effective way and is also a great way to plan succession in relation to family assets and businesses.
If you have a legal query or need further information on any item addressed in this column please send in your query to miriam.mcgillycuddy@gmail.com Miriam McGillycuddy, Solicitor, Derryana, Ballyard, Tralee, County Kerry. LL:066-7181596/Mob: 0872604753
Business Leaders Honoured at Annual Gala Dinner in the Rose Hotel
Over 200 guests attended the Business Leaders’ Gala Dinner on Thursday evening at the Rose Hotel in Tralee to recognise the achievements of Kerry business leaders.
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Presented by Kerry Innovation Centre in partnership with Kerry County Council and EY Ireland, this annual event celebrates ambitious businesses and entrepreneurs from across the county.
Three awards were presented on the night to:
Thomas Fitzmaurice, CEO TLI –Business Leader of the Year 2024 / Shane Hassett and Mariana Kobal, Co Founders WAZP – Emerging Business Leaders 2024 /Denis Brosnan, Founder and Former CEO of Kerry Group - Lifetime Contribution Award 2024
Following a sumptuous five course meal, guests enjoyed an engaging and informative after dinner speech from Dr Karen Weekes, Performance Psychologist and the first Irish female to row the Atlantic
Commenting on the selection of the award recipients, Brid McElligott, Chair of Kerry Innovation Centre said “we are delighted to present these awards in recognition of the entrepreneurial drive, determination and ability demonstrated by each recipient. Their personal stories serve as an inspiration for current and future business leaders and it is our privilege to be able to organise an event which honours these leading Kerry business entrepreneurs.”
Ronan Murray, EY Strategy and Transactions Partner commented, “Tonight we are delighted to be one of the sponsors of the Business Leaders’ Gala Dinner in Kerry. We congratulate each of these leaders who continue to drive their businesses forward through constant innovation and global ambition.”
CE of Kerry County Council Moira Murrell congratulated the winners, saying “It is our honour to thank each of the winners in person for
their role in creating significant employment and opportunities for the people of Kerry.At the event each award recipient was presented with a painting by Kerry based artist Jane Hilliard with each commission
depicting a story unique to the business leaders.
Photos ;Domnick Walsh
Warriors young guns ready for respective playoff battles
While the Warriors Super League team is preparing for playoff action in the coming weeks, the younger teams in the club will also face their knockout clashes over the next two weekends.
The defending National League U20s champions Tralee Warriors will take to the court on Bank Holiday Monday 18th March to face Templeogue in the semi final in Moyderwell. Both teams come into their last eight contest having won all bar one of their round robin games with the Warriors getting the better of Ballincollig, Blue Demons, Neptune and Killorglin and losing out in a thriller with Limerick Lions in Group 1 while Templeogue suffered just one defeat to Éanna
while getting the better of Portlaoise Panthers, SETU Carlow, UCD Marian and St. Vincent’s in Group 3. It promises to be a cracking contest between two sides that look well met with the prize a place in this season’s National League semi-final. A week later the Tralee Warriors Basketball Ireland Development League side will take on Ongar Chasers from Dublin in the League semi-final on Saturday 24th March at 6.30pm in Moyderwell. The Warriors came through the Conference 1 games unbeaten while Ongar suffered just one defeat at the hand of Phoenix Wolves. This also promises to be a great contest with both sides looking for a place in the inaugural BIDL League Final.
Annual Maurice Collins Memorial Rally
Drag house concept ‘Gowl House’ at the K Restaurant, Easter
Sunday!
Ireland’s newest drag house will appear in Tralee Easter Sunday.at the K Restaurant in Princes Street . Gowl House debuted in Limerick last month to rave reviews and are travelling to Kerry in March. Its Queens , Cocktails & Canapes from 8pm . Tickets are on Eventbrite and @cocktail_heist_events and are selling fast . Numbers are limited so don’t delay
The annual Maurice Collins Memorial Rally takes place Easter Sunday 31st March on the grounds of Ardfert Quarry Products and the Land of John Clifford, Sacksville, Ardfert, Tractor Run Saturday 30th and Car Run Sunday Morning.
This is the 14th Rally in memory of the late Maurice. The Rally two years cancelled due to Covid, all proceeds to Baile Mhuire Day Care and Dementia Services. The Committee and Helpers are busy organizing again to make it another successful event hopefully the big man above will send good weather. Pictured commitee l-r back Emily McCarthy, Timmy McCarthy and John McCarthy, Jim Costello, Breda Collins PRO, Ed O’Connor, Mary Clifford, Sharon and Edaeinn Leen, Kathleen McCarthy, Treasurer, Siún Leen, Paddy Garvey, Neilie O’Sullivan, Johnny Egan President, Joe McCarthy Chairman and Anthony Lunch, Secretary, children sitting in front Jonathan Best and Aoibhinn Leen.
WHAT’S HAPPENING IN TRALEE
Photos by John Cleary
ABOVE: Ashton and Natasha Foran and baby Cara enjoying Mothers Day dinner at the Brogue Restaurant on Sunday.
ABOVE: The Mayor of Tralee Cllr. Terry O’Brien started the Tralee Marathon on Saturday and is pictured with his wife Teresa O’Brien.
ABOVE: Smell the rubber as Tralee Marathon runners burst pass at the start of their race on Saturday.
ABOVE: Running Tralee Marathan on Saturday morning from left Danny Murphy, Tralee, Theresa Grimes, Listowel and Jim McNeice, Run Director.
ABOVE: The Mayor of Tralee Cllr. Terry O’Brien gets Tralee Marathon off the ground on Saturday when over 200 runners throughout Ireland came for the annual event.
ABOVE: Enjoying Mothers Day on Sunday at the Brogue Inn, l-r Laura O’Shea, Ballymacelligott, Kathleen O’Shea, Sandra O’Shea, and David Kelliher.
ABOVE: Enjoy Mothers Day celebrations at the Brogue restaurant on Sunday, From left Eileen Mahony, Banna, Mary Dalton, Ardfert and Norrie O’Sullivan, Lerrig.
ABOVE: Neil, Niall and Vivian Nolan,Tralee, cheering on Tralee Marathon runners at the start line on Saturday.
ABOVE: Celebrating Mothers Day with dinner at The Brogue restaurant on Sunday, l-r Kathleen McCarthy and Joe McCarthy, Ballyheigue, Sharon, Edaeinn, Siún, Aoibhinn and Oisín and Sean Leen, Ardfert.
ABOVE: Rest in Peace, Charlie!
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DJ & Dickie on the Showband Tour in 2013 !
Music Legends DJ Curtin & Dickie Rock ( credit Mark Leen ) Kerry FC off to a flying start! securing their first point in the SSE Airtricity First Division and 2 players named in Team of the Week ( Tuta & Okwute)
Huge congratulations to Thomas Fitzmaurice from the TLI Group who was named the 2024 Kerry Business Leader and to former Kerry Group CEO, Denis Brosnan, who received a Lifetime Contribution Award at the Business Leaders Dinner held in the Rose Hotel organised by the Kerry Innovation Centre and supported by Kerry County Council and EY . Pictured left to right are John Tuite, Joe Rogers and Tomas Fitzmaurice of TLI Group with Stephen Stack Tralee Chamber President.
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Minister Norma Foley predicts an increase in students using the school transport scheme in Kerry
Minister for Education and Kerry T.D, Norma Foley, predicts a surge in students utilizing the school transport scheme following the extensive review, the most significant since its inception in 1967. Currently serving 161,000 pupils, the scheme aims to accommodate an additional 100,000 students by 2030.
Minister Foley anticipates a rise in scheme users, currently at 25% in Kerry, with proposed adjustments expected to broaden access. The review suggests reducing qualifying distances, with primary school thresholds decreasing from 3.2km to 2km by 2025/2026 and further reductions to 1km for primary and 2km for secondary students by 2030.
Flexibility is enhanced by eliminating the requirement to attend the nearest school, contingent upon existing bus routes or significant parental demand. Minister Foley underscores the scheme’s benefits, reducing road congestion and facilitating working parents.
Despite increased costs projected at €672m by 2030, up from €444m, the review highlights the necessity of expansion. Conversely, maintaining the status quo would incur €678m. Minister Foley affirms the continuation of reduced fees for the 2024/2025 school year, with primary and post-primary rates set at €50 and €75, respectively, capped at €125 per family—a fraction of the €1,100 per child actual cost.
New Route for Parade this Sunday
The 2024 St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Tralee will see spectators and participants experience ‘An Domhan trí Dhathanna / A World of Colour’ with a fresh new route The parade kicks off at 12.00pm from The Rose Hotel and on to Mitchel’s Road, winding through Boherbee and Castle Street before culminating in the vibrant atmosphere of Denny Street
Leading the procession as Grand Marshal is the illustrious St. Brendan’s Basketball Club, celebrating 30 years of excellence and community spirit
We look forward to seeing you all on Sunday! Kerry County Museum is also open from 10am-5pm on Sunday so pop in before or after the Parade if you have the time
Well done John !!
JADYN LUCEY –TRALEE - KERRY LADIES GAA & NA GAEIL
“Win the Ladies senior All Ireland Championship”
FERDIA O’ BRIEN –TRALEE-KERRY FC
“To pursue a career in Airtricity league of Ireland”
LUKE O’ CARROLL – TRALEE - ATHLETE -TRALEE HARRIERS
“Win a national senior title and make the Irish senior team for European Team Championships “
WE ASKED THEM WHAT THEIR FUTURE GOALS AND ASPIRATIONS ARE FOR THE SPORTING YEAR AHEAD IN 2024 THE LEISURE TEAM HERE AT MANOR WEST HOTEL ARE TRULY EXCITED TO WELCOME AND SUPPORT THIS YEAR’S ATHLETES
ARMIN HEINRICH – TRALEE - KERRY SENIORS & AUSTIN STACKS
“To be successful with Kerry GAA , Austin Stacks and MTU”
“Establish myself with Kerry seniors & progress with Austin Stacks”
Kerry volunteer collectors for the
IKA remerge
after a 4 years hiatus and mark World Kidney Day
The Irish Kidney Association and HSE National Renal Office joined forces on World Kidney Day, March 14, 2024, to spotlight Chronic Kidney Disease (CKD). Statistics reveal CKD affects 1 in 10 of the general population and 1 in 7 people over 50 in Ireland, closely tied to diabetes, hypertension, and heart disease. This year’s campaign also marks the Irish Kidney Association’s national fundraising return after a COVID-19 hiatus.
Volunteers, including patients, will distribute organ donor cards and fundraise at ALDI stores and nationwide. Early CKD detection is crucial, as it progresses silently. A simple test can reveal kidney health status, facilitating proactive management to prevent complications.
CKD spans five stages, with Stage 5 indicating End Stage Kidney Disease (ESKD), necessitating dialysis or
a transplant. Over 200,000 Irish over-fifties have CKD, with 5,000 diagnosed with ESKD and 2,400 on dialysis, underlining the need for heightened awareness and support. CKD is intertwined with hypertension, heart disease, and diabetes. Awareness of these connections is vital for patients and healthcare professionals to manage these interconnected health challenges effectively.
Irish Kidney Association’s CEO Carol Moore emphasizes the need to integrate CKD into the HSE National Chronic Disease Management Programme. Resuming the national fundraising campaign is critical amid increased demand for support services.
Prof. George Mellotte of the National Renal Office stresses the need for action to improve outcomes for CKD patients amid Ireland’s demographic shifts.
Pharmacies and General Practitioners are pivotal in patient care, with support for the World Kidney Day campaign from the Irish Pharmacy Union and pharmacy chains.
Campaign materials are available on the Irish Kidney Association’s website for public engagement and awareness. Visit www.ika.ie/ kidneyhealth/ for more information.
Local woman Margaret Egan giving a treat to a crow at the Tralee Town Park on Wednesday afternoon as her dog called Poppy looks on.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
The legendary Tralee man Mick Reidy enjoying the atmosphere of Tralee greyhound track on Friday night which his grandson Stephen and Sarah Kinsella.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
Another success for Liam Dowling of the Ballymac Kennels as Ballymac Patriot wins the Juvenile Classic at the Tralee Track on Friday night.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
Parnells Camogie players that lined out for Pres Tralee in the Cork Colleges Semi-Final last week
Tralee Parnells U9s after their Ballwall session in GSME last Saturday
COMPETITION TIME!!!
NORA'S ON THE MOVE TO MEADOWLANDS
Nora Butler who runs the hugely successful 'Nora's Slimming World' every week in Tralee is delighted to announce that from Thursday April 4th , she will be operating her weekly weigh-ins and Members Talks sessions from The Meadowlands Hotel.
Says Nora: "I have been located in Manor Retail Park for many years but could not pass up the opportunity to relocate to the wonderful Meadowlands Hotel , its such a welcoming location, very central with free parking and the staff are so friendly"
To celebrate this move Nora is giving a Wonderful prize of 6 Slimming World sessions, comprising of membership, regular weigh-ins and members talks. (Prize is valid for both members & non-members)
All you have to do to enter is 'Like , Comment & Share' this competition post on Nora's Slimming World Facebook page and you could be a winner .
( Closing date is Thurs April 4th 2024, T& C's apply )
AND SHARON´S SLIMMING WORLD
AIN´T MOVING!
Where? Tralee Pipe Band Hall (Garvey´s Supervalu Carpark)
Wednesdays 7.30am & 9am / 5.3opm & 7pm
Recipe of the week
Chocolate raspberry meringue
Come along to our New Members Talk! EVERYBODY WELCOME!
This happens at the start of every session that both Nora and Sharon run.
Create a super-quick pud with a Dark Choc Honeycomb Hi-fi bar (available in groups)
• 1 Dark Choc Honeycomb Hi-fi bar
• 100g plain quark
• 1 standard meringue nest
• Handful of raspberries
• 1 level tsp chocolate sauce
Method
Finely chop half of the Hi-fi bar and mix together with the quark in a small bowl. Put the meringue nest on a plate and pile on the quark mixture. Slice the remaining Hi-fi bar into chunks, then scatter it over the meringue along with the raspberries. Drizzle with the chocolate sauce to serve.
Nora´s Slimming World - Manor Retail Park (will be Meadowlands Hotel from Thurs April 4th) Current times ; Thursdays 9am & 10.30am / 5.30pm & 7pm ....Fridays 8am , 9.30am & 11am (Fridays NEW times a er April 4th ....7.30am, 9am & 10.30am)
Liebherr storage issues accelerate new car park in Fenit
Kerry County Council wishes to advise that the northern section of the public car park in Fenit will be temporarily closed to the public from Thursday, 14 March 2024 for a period of eight weeks.
This is to facilitate Liebherr Container Cranes Ltd., which requires additional storage space in Fenit for a short period due to an unavoidable shipping logistics issue.
To offset this, Kerry County Council has commenced construction, earlier than planned, of a new car park in the nearby O’Sullivan’s field which was granted planning permissions in 2023, and this facility will be available for use by the public from Monday, 25 March.
The elected members of Tralee Municipal District have been briefed on the matter and unanimously agreed with the proposals given the circumstances.
While the Council and local councillors acknowledge that there will be temporary inconvenience, they welcomed the commencement of the new car park which will substantially increase the car parking capacity for the benefit of the village ahead of the summer season.
2023 Kerry Airport Passenger Figures Highest
In 15 Years And Exceed 8 Million Since 1989
KERRY Airport’s passenger figures in 2023 soared to levels that have not been seen for 15 years with an increase of 18% on the total from 2022.
A total of 419,281 passengers travelled through Kerry Airport last year on flights to Dublin and overseas destinations in the UK, Germany, France, Spain and Portugal.
That was just 4,000 less than in 2008 which was the highest ever year of traffic since scheduled flights commenced at Kerry Airport.
The CEO of Kerry Airport, John Mulhern, said “More than eight million people have flown in and out of Kerry Airport in the 34 years since scheduled flights commenced in 1989. We’ve surpassed the 400,000-mark twice during that period – in 2023 and before that in 2008 when passenger figures
peaked at 423,248. We were on an upward trajectory in 2019 before the aviation industry was decimated by the pandemic. The recovery has been achieved thanks to the commitment of the Kerry Airport Board, our hard-working management team and staff, the airlines who service the routes and of course, the travelling public.”
Flights to the UK - Manchester, London Luton and London Stansted - accounted for half of the overall passenger footfall in 2023.
The summer sun destinations in Spain and Portugal saw an 92% average seat occupancy in 2023 and booking activity is strong ahead of the commencement of the routes on 1st and 4th April.
Kerry Airport recently announced that Chalair will return to the Kingdom to service three routes to popular summer holiday destinations in France commencing from 29th
MTU welcome British Embassy visit
MTU welcomed a delegation from the British Embassy to Ireland including the newly appointed Honorary Consul South-West Ireland, Katherine Fitzpatrick. During the visit the delegation saw first hand out MTU is promoting excellence in teaching and learning, and expanding research, innovation and entrepreneurship, helping drive social and economic development in Ireland’s southwest region. Pictured are:
June 2024.
Such was the success of last summer’s weekly service to Brittany, Chalair decided to introduce 13 weekly flights between Kerry and Brest in Brittany and Caen in Normandy and 10 weekly flights to Pau near the Pyrénées until
September.
Kerry Airport already serves Alicante, Faro, Dublin, London (Luton & Stansted), Manchester and Frankfurt Hahn with Ryanair. Iimage from Domnick Walsh Photography
LAUGHTER ....THE BEST MEDICINE
THE SHORT ONES ARE THE FUNNY ONES!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too low. She looked surprised again.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
FLYING HIGH !
A plane was flying through some very rough turbulence. The passengers were getting nervous, so the flight attendant began to reassure them.
“Don’t worry,” she said. “This plane is built to withstand much worse than this.”
Just then, there was a loud noise and the plane began to shake violently. The flight attendant rushed to the cockpit to ask the captain what was going on.
“I’m not sure,” he said. “But I think we just lost one of our engines.”
The flight attendant went back to the passengers and said, “Don’t worry, folks. The captain says we can still fly with three engines. It just means we’ll be a little delayed.”
One of the passengers looked up and asked, “If we lose another engine, how long will the delay be?”
The flight attendant smiled and replied, “Oh, not long. We’ll be plummeting to the ground at that point.”
WHERE THERE’S SMOKE
“Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.”
SPORT WITH THE TRALEE
KERINS O RAHILLYS NOTES
Seniors:
Our county league division 1 campaign kicks off on Saturday, March 23rd, with Laune Rangers visiting Strand Road. This promises to be a challenging encounter as Laune Rangers are newly promoted and eager to make an impression.Our division 6 side will also commence their campaign that weekend with an away game against Fossa.
Our U23 development league team will play their first match against Laune Rangers on Saturday, March 16th, at 5 pm. This league is crucial for providing regular games to players in this age group who may not be part of the senior squad. Our Academy sessions continue to provide fun-filled drills and skill development for all age groups. New members are always welcome to join us every Sunday at Tralee Sports Complex.
Training for our U12 girls continues on Thursday evenings at CBS The Green.
Our U16 ladies are gearing up for the North Kerry league with focused training sessions. Congratulations to our club representatives on the MTU ladies football team for their recent success in the Giles Cup.
AUSTIN STACK GAA NOTES
Senior Town/St. Brendans League: Our fixture against Na Gaeil will take place on Monday, March 18th, at 12 noon in Killeen.
Mercy Mounthawk:
Best of luck to the Mercy Mounthawk Management and Players in the Hogan Cup Final against Omagh CBS on Saturday, March 16th, at 3 pm in Croke Park. All Rock juvenile footballers are requested to assemble on DAN SPRING Road, near The Rose Hotel, at 11 am next Sunday for the St. Patrick’s Day Parade.
Good luck to the Mercy Mounthawk senior footballers who’ll face the County Tyrone team in the All-Ireland Final of the Hogan Cup competition in Croke Park this Saturday.
Under 13 boys training will take place this Friday evening at The Green School.
Our under 15 team continued training sessions with great enjoyment. Please watch for group messages as training sessions may vary due to pitch availability. Unfortunately, last week’s challenge game was canceled due to bad weather. Despite challenges, our boys continue to train hard, preparing for upcoming competitions.
MINOR FOOTBALL:
Our B boys played against Kilcummin B in the Keane’s SuperValu County League Division 8
game, while our A lads faced An Spá (Killarney) in the Division 1A game.
SENIORS:
Congratulations to our senior team on their recent victory. Good luck in the upcoming fixture against Na Gaeil.
ST. PATS GAA CLUB
WEEKLY NOTES
Our St. Pats Football Academy takes place every Sunday morning at Kerry Sports Academy, MTU North Campus from 11 am to 12 pm. Open to boys and girls from Under 5 to Under 13.
Congratulations to our U9 boys for their excellent performance at last week’s training session. Keep up the practice at home!
Last Sunday, our U11s trained on the Astro in the MTU alongside the U13s. We focused on skill improvement and ended with an enjoyable match. All players are encouraged to continue attending training sessions and practicing at home.
Our U11s and U13s had a joint session focusing on defensive skills. Training continues on Wednesday at 6 to 7 on St. Pats astro. Practice is essential for upcoming matches. Unfortunately, our minors’ game did not proceed as planned. Their next game is scheduled for March 16th against Ballyduff.
Our senior Bs begin their Development League Round 1 away to Castlegregory on March 16th at 5 pm. Stay updated on any changes through our communication channels.
We extend our best wishes to Mercy Mounthawk in the Hogan Cup Final and to Kerry Ladies and Kerry Men’s teams in their upcoming fixtures.
BALLYMACELLIGOTT GAA CLUB NOTES
St. Patrick’s Day Parade:
The whole club is invited to join the St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Tralee. Details will be posted on social media during the week.
Health and Wellbeing:
Movember Ahead of the Game, in partnership with the GAA and GPA, is running a youth mental health program. A session will be hosted on Wednesday, March 20th, 2024, at 8 PM - 9 PM with our U15 Boys. First Aid Training will take place on Tuesday, March 12th, at 7 PM. Open to club members.
Cycle Against Suicide offers Mental Health Peer Support (Buddy) Training. Details are provided for registration. No funding is necessary, and the training is offered free to all club, association, and community volunteers.
Ladies from Ballymac club, parish, and surrounds are invited to get fit while having fun! Join our Mothers and Others at O’Brennan Hall any Tuesday in March at 7 PM for some indoor circuits.
JOHN MITCHELS NOTES
Senior Ladies:
Training sessions are scheduled for Thursdays and Sundays. We are set to play Southern Gaels B at home on Sunday, March 24th, as part of the Donal Curtin Competition. Exact time to be confirmed. Our minor boys team will play Laune Rangers at home on Monday evening at 7 PM. Best wishes to the team and management. We encourage all juvenile players to join us for the parade, which promises to be a fantastic event! The parade route starts from the Car Park adjacent to the Rose Hotel. Juveniles should be dropped off at the same car park between 11:15 AM and no later than 11:45 AM. Parents are asked to view the parade from a vantage point along the route for safety reasons.
Under 11 Boys:
Another fantastic turnout for training, focusing on core skills and small-sided games. No training is scheduled next Sunday due to St. Patrick’s Day.
Under 13 Boys:
Despite postponing games, training continues with strength and conditioning on Monday evenings followed by pitch sessions. Matches are scheduled against the Rock on Friday evening.
Irish Classes for Parents and Coaches of John Mitchels continue on Tuesday nights at 7 PM. To register, email adrianbreathnach32@ gmail.com. Classes cost €8 per session.
TRALEE
PARNELLS WEEKLY NOTES
County Senior Hurling League: Tralee Parnells started their Division 1 County Senior Hurling League campaign with a thrilling draw against Ballyheigue under the leadership of Martin Downes. Despite being away from Division 1 for a year, Parnells showed promising signs in their first match of the year. The game ended in a 0-11 to 0-11 draw, with standout
performances from new recruits Martin Frawley (Clare) and John Sherman (Laois). The Academy training relocated to Gaelscoil Mhic Easmainn Ball Wall last Saturday. Training will return to MTU Sports Academy next Saturday for U6 to U10 girls and boys. New players are welcome, and equipment will be provided by the club.
Sessions continue for U14s and U16s at the Crotta ballwall and St. Pats, Astro Blennerville. New players are encouraged to join.
ST. BRENDAN’S BASKETBALL CLUB NOTES
It was a monumental weekend for St. Brendan’s Basketball Club, and the momentum continues into the significant week ahead as the club celebrates its 30th Anniversary.
Saturday Tournaments:
The U14 Tournament was clinched by Team Clare, securing victory over Malahide in the final.
In the U12 Tournament, Bantry emerged victorious in the Cup competition, while St. Brendan’s triumphed in the Plate competition. The U11s showcased their talent on Sunday, with St. Brendan’s clinching the Cup competition title, triumphing over Bantry in the final by 4 points. The girls demonstrated exceptional performance throughout the day, overcoming challenges from Glanmire, Limerick Celtics, and Tralee Magic en route to the Final.
Upcoming Events:
On Saturday, the Boys U12s will take part in the Bruddy Burrows Memorial Tournament, commencing at 9.00 am in Moyderwell and Pres Tralee. Teams are grouped, with St. Brendan’s 1, St. Paul’s Killarney, and Ballincollig in Group A, Tralee Magic, St. Joseph’s, and Limerick Lions in Group B, St. Brendan’s 2, Neptune 1, and Bantry in Group C, and Neptune 2, Limerick Celtics, and Portlaoise Panthers in Group D. The Plate Final and Bruddy Burrows Cup Final will be held at 4.00 pm and 4.40 pm, respectively.
On Sunday, St. Brendan’s Basketball Club will lead the Tralee St. Patrick’s Day Parade in honor of the club’s 30th Anniversary.
Rambling Ogs plays Fiddler
Loco 058 arriving into Fenit! Pic: Gerard McMahon
TRADES
THERAPY CORNER
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Brendan from KP Therapy answers your questions about Muscles, Aches & Pains.
What conditions can be treated effectively with Neuromuscular Therapy?
Neuromuscular Therapy (NMT) can treat a wide range of conditions from joint pain (e.g. hip pain, shoulder pain), muscular pain (e.g. low back pain, neck pain), postural imbalances, sports injuries, and repetitive strain injuries.
How does Neuromuscular Therapy differ from other treatments?
While other approaches have their merit, NMT focuses on and works closely with our nervous system to help alleviate pain and restore movement. NMT considers the interconnectedness of the muscular and nervous system to tackle the underlying factors in your injury/condition.
How can I book an appointment with KP Therapy? Simply, head over to www.kptherapy.ie to schedule an appointment.
What’s involved in a Neuromuscular Therapy Session?
While every NMT session is different, a typical NMT session involves an initial assessment followed by hands on treatment using a range of NMT techniques. To conclude the session your therapist will provide some aftercare advice and information on follow-up treatment.
How long will it take to see results?
Many people feel the benefit after only one session. However, for more complex issues, 5-6 sessions are recommended.
Have a good weekend!
Brendan Garvey
Amazon making to Firesticks
It’s been reported online that Amazon is developing Vega, an internal operating system, to replace Fire OS, an Android-based operating system. Despite the fact that the project dates back to 2017, it is reportedly advanced enough to potentially launch on Fire TV and smart display devices as early as next year. Like the majority of contemporary operating systems, including iOS and Android, Vega is purportedly built on a variant of Linux. It is purported to employ an application model that is web-forward and centres around the React Native framework. Many developers are currently using React Native in their projects for Windows, macOS, Android, iOS, the web, and other platforms. The large number of apps that are currently available for use on Fire OS would be completely destroyed if devices like Firesticks were to move away from Android-based operating systems; however, as React Native is supported on the new OS, most popular apps would be able to easily migrate to Vega. Its unclear if this will a ect all resticks
In my option I expect current Fire TV models to receive this OS update plus they should still support their current lineup with updates for years to come.
