JOB OPPORTUNITY
QQI LEVEL 5 & 6 SPECIAL NEEDS ASSISTANT
Details
Starting 6th February 2024
6TH FEB TRALEE EDUCATION CENTRE
About The Course
During this classroom course, you will learn about development and learning in children with special needs and about the role of an SNA. You will learn about child development and behaviour theories.
www.progressivecollege.ie
Duration; 1 evening a week for 15 Weeks
Choose to pay in full, or sign up with our Finance Instalment plan
Delivered through face to face classes and access to associated reading material
History Has Been Made: Tralee Football Is Alive And Well!
Country vegetable soup
Warm up your weight loss with this gorgeous vegetable soup
FREE
35 minutes | Serves 4
Ingredients
• Low-calorie cooking spray
• 1 large onion, finely chopped
• 2 celery sticks, thinly sliced
• 2 garlic cloves, finely chopped
• 1 litre hot vegetable stock, suitable for vegans
• 200g carrots, sliced
• 200g potatoes, diced
• 200g canned haricot beans, drained and rinsed
• 1 ready-made bouquet garni
• Chopped fresh chives, to serve
Method
1. Spray a non-stick saucepan with low-calorie cooking spray and put it over a medium heat. Add the onion, celery and garlic and stir-fry for 2-3 minutes.
2. Add the stock, carrots, potatoes, beans and the bouquet garni, bring to the boil and season lightly. Reduce the heat to medium and cook for 10-12 minutes.
3. Remove the bouquet garni and serve hot, sprinkled with chives.
Sharon's Slimming World Tralee Pipe Band Hall Wednesdays 7.30am & 9:00 am & 5.30pm & 7:00pm Contact Sharon 089-2201599 | Sharon's Slimming World Tralee
Nora's Slimming World Manor Retail Park Thursdays 9am & 10:30am &5.30pm & 7:00pm Fridays 8am, 9:30am & 11:00am Contact Nora 087-2489838 | Nora's Slimming World Tralee
For the first time ever two Tralee college teams will meet in the U19 A Munster Final and the famous Corn Uí Mhuirí will spend the year ahead in Tralee !
2-DAY
INTENSIVE ORAL & AURAL FRENCH COURSE FOR LEAVING
CERT 2024 STUDENTS
SAT 17TH - SUN 18TH FEBRUARY 2024
Final chance to book a place on Brú na Páirce’s intensive Oral & Aural French course for Leaving Cert 2024 students taking place on the weekend of 17th & 18th February. Delivered by highly experienced Leaving Cert teachers, our intensive course will provide you with:
• A comprehensive set of notes covering a wide range of topics
• A 1:1 mock oral exam with an experienced examiner
• Interactive group work
• Continual individual feedback throughout the course
A limited number of places are still available so book now! Please visit www.brunapairce.ie/oralfrench for application details.
Music Network Concert
This live concert features some of Ireland’s most original and inventive musicians - Niamh Dunne, Bróna McVittie, Cormac Breatnach & Seán Óg Graham, as they take you on a musical journey, blending traditional and contemporary music, taking both new and familiar melodies on unexpected journeys.
Tickets €22/19
Legends of American Country
Europe’s No.1 multi-award-winning show returns for another fantastic night of toe tapping Country nostalgia with tributes to country's finest artists and countless well-known singalong hit songs in this must see musical extravaganza.
Tickets €25
Viennese Strauss Gala
Recreating the romance of a bygone age of glamourous soirees, glittering ballrooms, jaunty polkas and wonderous waltzes this sparkling production features some of the great Operettas, Mozart, Strauss, Kalman & Lehar. Performed by the European Baroque Ensemble and four soloists from major Opera companies.
Tickets €25
Tralee Community Rose Selection
Join presenter Brian Hurley at the first ever Tralee Community Rose Selection for a spectacular night of great entertainment and fun for all of the community, all in the name of raising funds for T.E.A.M. Project –an employment scheme under the N.E.W.K.D. for people in recovery from addiction. Tickets €22/12
Romance Music And More At Siamsa Tire
If music be the food of love then look no further than Siamsa Tire this February for romantic ideas for two or Galentines girls night out!
For a hilarious girl’s night out or the perfect romantic gesture, don’t miss Anne Gildea’s How to Get the Menopause and Enjoy It on Sat 10th Feb. Her hilarious and informative rollercoaster brings you through all things Menopause and womanly uncovering one of life’s great mysteries (Tickets €23/21).
Enjoy a musical journey on the 15th February as Music Networks presents some of Ireland’s most original and inventive musicians in concert on 15th February. Featuring enchanting vocalist and fiddler Niamh Dunne and extraordinary musician Seán Óg Graham (guitar and button accordion) from the highly acclaimed Beoga, the legendary whistle-player and creative force behind the iconic Deiseal, Cormac Breatnach alongside vocalist and harper Bróna McVittie, one of the most exciting and inspirational artists to have emerged in recent years. This talented quartet of singers and instrumentalists will
blend traditional and contemporary music, taking both new and familiar melodies on unexpected journeys and presenting old songs in new ways. Tickets €22/19.
Step back in time at Viennese Strauss Gala on 17th February and enjoy the romance of a bygone age of glamorous soirees, glittering ballrooms, jaunty polkas & wonderous waltzes. The European Baroque Ensemble will accompany four soloists from major Opera companies and will feature highlights from some of the great Operettas & music of the Strauss family plus Kalman & Lehar; including Die Fledermaus, Gypsy Baron, The Merry Widow, Blue Danube Waltz and a rousing finale of the Radetsky March. Tickets €25.
For country music lovers, the Legends of Country returns on 18th February for another fantastic night of toe tapping Country nostalgia. With tributes to Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash , Don Williams, Patsy Cline, Charley Pride, Tammy Wynette and Kenny Rogers and icons Hank Williams, Alan Jackson, Glen
Campbell, Garth Brooks and Jim Reeves and countless other well-known singalong hit songs, this is a must see country music extravaganza . Tickets €26.
For theatre buffs you can book ahead for Druid’s Shadow of a Gunman (20/21st Feb), Light Opera Society Tralee’s Theatre Nights (24/25th Feb), Rebecca Vaughan returns with Austen’s Women: LADY SUSAN (28th Feb), Unguarded by
Anthony Kinahan (2nd March), and much more drama, comedy, music and dance to choose from - there is something for everyone.
For more information and to book tickets or gift vouchers visit www. siamsatire.com or call the box office on 066 712 3055.
19th-23rd February
Throughout the week our campus locations will be open to the public for tours, demonstrations, and meet-and-greets with staff and learners. This is prime opportunity to explore what Kerry College has to offer!
There will be several events taking place throughout the week including our annual Apprenticeship Open Evening, Parent/Guardian Information Sessions, Webinars and more!
• CLASH ROAD Campus
• DENNY STREET Campus
• KILLORGLIN Campus
• LISTOWEL Campus
• MONAVALLEY Campus
MTU to host International GAA college Championships next week!
MTU is delighted to announce that the University will be hosting the Electric Ireland Higher Education GAA Championships on our Kerry campus from the 13th to the 17th of February 2024.
This is set to be a fantastic showcase of Gaelic games activity with over 17 games taking place across the 5 days, with teams descending on Tralee from all over Ireland, the UK and the US.
The Kingdom has long prided itself on its famed Gaelic games heritage, and this week-long festival of hurling and football action, a first for MTU to host both the Sigerson and Fitzgibbon cup finals, is a source of
great pride for all in the University and we hope to provide a fantastic occasion for all.
We would like to acknowledge the support we are receiving from Kerry GAA and the various clubs around Tralee town, Tralee chamber of commerce and all who are helping to make this event a memorable one for those who will visit us.
Best of luck to all competing teams. Pictured at the launch this week were MTU players Joe Diggins (Hurler) and Armin Heinrich (Footballer) .
Photo By : Domnick Walsh © Eye Focus LTD .
Council Commences Planning Process For New Amenities In Fenit
Kerry County Council has commenced the planning process for a propose centre for water-based activities in Fenit.
The proposed facility, adjacent to the greenway trailhead and the beach at Fenit, will provide appropriate facilities for water sports participants and cyclists. The quality of the visitor experience will be improved and remove the need for individuals and families to ‘get changed at the boot of their car’ and improve the visitor experience. The centre will provide hot showers, changing and toilet facilities, secure storage, induction spaces, equipment wash-down facilities and orientation points.
Kerry County Council secured funding of €1.2m from Fáilte Ireland to develop this facility in
under the Platforms for Growth 2019-2025: Platform 2 – Facility Centres for Water Sports Activities. The Platform for Growth is a scheme developed by Fáilte Ireland to support the development of shared facilities at waterways in the Republic of Ireland through the provision of funding.
The facility will be fully wheelchair accessible and include a ‘Changing Place’ compliant facility and will be built using sustainability best practices such as solar heating panels to meet Nearly Zero Energy Building Standards. Additional cycling related infrastructure will be provided within the building and the surrounding public realm and car park to adjust the facility to service the trailhead. The design incorporates the public realm
around the facility and the link to the greenway creating a serviced trailhead for that amenity.
The Part VIII planning process has commenced and submissions from members of the public are invited via the Kerry County Council online consultations portal. Submissions
must be received no later than Friday, 15 March, and full details and designs can be viewed at kerrycoco. ie. A full report on all submissions received will be presented to the elected members in the Tralee Municipal District thereafter.
The Dowling family Jane,Liam and Shane who had a historic success at Clonmel coursing winning both the Oaks,Derby and Champion dog Stakes.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
Tralee folk attending the weekend coursing meeting at Clonmel were Jonathan and Mike Foley with Johnny Moynihan.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
WHAT’S HAPPENING IN TRALEE
Photos by John Cleary
ABOVE: Taken at the Kerry Camogie All-Ireland Minor Club victory social at the Rose Hotel Tralee on Friday night, from left Brendan Caniso and Ursula Jacob, Wexford, Mary and Tommy O’Connor, Ardfert.
ABOVE: Happy group enjoying the craic at John Mitchells GAA social at the Rose Hotel on Saturday night, from left Frank O’Donnell, Fiona Fleming, Cork, Denis Buckley, Martha Kilgallen, Secretary John Mitchells GAA Club Rory Kilgallen, and Billy Dillon.
ABOVE: Grace Hamilton and on right Aoife O’Brick, Tralee, enjoying John Mitchells GAA social on Saturday night at the Rose Hotel Tralee.
ABOVE: Enjoying the craic at John Mitchells GAA social on Saturday night at the Rose Hotel, from left Shirley Moloney, Caroline Foley, Joanne O’Connor and Aileen Leahy.
ABOVE: Players attending the Kerry Camogie AllIreland Minor Victory Social at the Rose Hotel Tralee on Friday night, from left Grainne Diggins, Tralee, Kiera Kirby, Ballyduff, Lauren Bowler, Ballyheigue and Amy McCarthy, Abbeydorney.
ABOVE: Michael (Fox) O’Connor presented a cheque for €11,305 EURO proceeds of the Bill Kirby charity walk on St. Stephens Day for the Kerry Hospice Foundation sitting from left Mary Shanahan Secretary Kerry Hospice Foundation, Michael (Fox) O’Connor KHF and organiser and Catherine O’Halloran KHF, back from left Peter Coffey KHF, Anne Ryle KHF, Sgt. Noel Power, Fiona Kirby, Brogue Inn, Willie Cleary KHF.
ABOVE: Celebrating a great night at John Mitchells GAA social from left James Moran, Amy Corridon and on right Joe Broderick enjoying the fun at the Mitchells social at the Rose Hotel on Saturday night.
ABOVE: Attending John Mitchells GAA Club social at the Rose Hotel on Friday night from left Sinead Donnelly, Anthony Hickey, Mary and John Donnelly, Brian and Jessica Nammock and Chairperson of John Mitchells GAA Club Bríd McElligott.
ABOVE: Pictured at their Kerry Camogie AllIreland victory social on Friday night at the Rose Hotel, from left Emma Lawlor and Norette Casey, both from Ardfert, Caoimhe Spillane Abbeydorney, Clodagh Walsh, Kilmoyley, Sandra Lawlor, Ardfert, and Amy O’Sullivan, Crotta.
ABOVE: audie and Samanta Sugrue, of Belfield Christmas Trees, presented a cheque to Maura Sullivan Treasurer Kerry Hospice Foundation for €1,500 EURO, on behalf of Belfield Christmas Trees.
*Take away orders only
Brogue!
Tommy meets Paudie in Monaghan!
Snackery
Denis O Regan has been awarded Overall Chadwicks Salesperson of the Year! Denis works in the Tralee branch
A Custom Made dining table?
What a great idea!
“Have you heard about the custom dining table production thats going on at Nordic Kitchen & Storage? Located on the Listowel road at Dromtacker , they specialize in creating large oak dining tables tailored to your specifications. Featuring a 2.2m long and 1.2m wide full slab solid oak table on a steel frame. Currently, a 3m long table has been made and will be available to view in the shop in a few weeks. Interested in seeing it or how one is manufactured ?Why not give them a call at 066 7127117.”
MTU awarded €14.6m funding for research
MTU has been awarded €14.6m under the TU RISE programme (Technological Universities Research and Innovation Supporting Enterprise). TU RISE is designed to improve research functions within the technological university sector and enhance institutions’ engagements with their surrounding regions. Today’s announcement will support MTU’s strategic ambitions in research and innovation by helping to scale up the university’s research activities across all campuses. This will benefit MTU students, staff and the southwest region for years to come with the planned establishment of an MTU-wide Research and Innovation Office, an MTU Graduate Research School, support for PhD studentships, and a strengthening of links with industry and communities.
President of MTU, Professor Maggie Cusack, commented: “This is a very significant investment in MTU’s future and a major boost for the southwest region. This funding will have a hugely positive impact on research and innovation across MTU and is another milestone in transforming our six campuses into one university. By enhancing our research and innovation capabilities we are a step closer to reaching our strategic goal of being a truly great technological university with global reach.”
This funding announcement follows the announcement in December of €7.5m for MTU under TSAF (Technological Sector Advancement Fund). TSAF funding will focus on providing an optimum learning experience for students as they progress through their MTU education journey and multiple initiatives to help staff enjoy workplace well-being and success.
Kerins O’Rahilly’s launch Golf Classic fundraiser to help refurbish Healy Park.
Calling all golfers – what are your plans for Good Friday?Whether you fancy yourself as the next Rory McIlroy, or you’re more of a ‘Scrubber’ – Kerins O’Rahilly’s needs you!
We are launching a major fundraising drive to help finance an extensive refurbishment of the pitches and facilities at Healy Park, Ballyrickard. The event is a Golf Classic, which takes place on Friday 29th March (Good Friday) - at Tralee Golf Club. Huge thank you to Norman and Elaine Foley of Foleys Spar who have come on board as the main sponsor. Healy Park is used extensively by all Kerins O’Rahilly’s teams, especially our juveniles and ladies for Kerry LGFA games.
We estimate that the refurbishment works planned, will cost in the region of €45,000, involving renovations to existing dressing rooms and toilets
and extensive repairs to the roof and internal floors.
This will be the first phase of a five-year plan, which will ultimately involve replacing the existing dressing rooms with a permanent structure to include better dressing rooms, a sports hall and a gymnasium.
Club Chairman Oliver Molloy describes Healy Park as the club’s ‘nursing ground’.
“It’s where we bring our kids to experience what it’s like to be part of a club, to make friends that will last a lifetime, and to coach them to become the very best players they can be,” he says.
“As a club we have a duty of care to our juvenile and LGFA players to ensure that they have the best facilities possible. This fundraiser will enable us to bring our existing facilities to an acceptable level, while
giving us the opportunity to plan for the future.”
Teams of four for the Golf Classic will cost €750.
To enter your team, contact Pat @ 086 3801898 or Antoinette @ 087 2072266. For more information, please e-mail: korgolf24@gmail.com
The winners just keep on coming for Liam Dowling as he receives the trophy from sponsor Tom Nolan after Ballymac Wendy won the Kerry Oaks final at the Kingdom Greyhound Stadium on Friday night.Aso included are racing manager Kieran Casey along with Shane Dowling while holding the winner is Stephen Reidy.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
Bon Secours Hospital, Tralee The Scotia Clinic, Tralee
LES MILLS LIVE LES MILLS
Monday
7:30pm – 8:00pm GRIT Cardio
Tuesday
7:00am – 7:30am GRIT Cardio 5:00pm – 5:30pm Youth GRIT Strength*
Wednesday
6:45pm – 7:15pm Body Attack 7:30pm – 8:00pm GRIT Strength
Thursday 7:00am – 7:30am GRIT Strength
Group Fitness Classes
& Times: Classes:
& Times: Classes: Tuesday 9:30am – 10:00am AM Mobility
Thursday 9:30am – 10:00am Am Mobility
Aqua Aerobics
& Times: Classes:
Monday 7:00am – 7:30am Sprint 9:30am – 10:00am Body Balance Strength 1:15pm – 1:45pm Body Balance Yoga
Tuesday 13:15pm – 13:45pm Sprint
Wednesday 9:30am – 10:00am RPM 1:15pm – 1:45pm Body Balance Strength 5:00pm – 5:30pm Youth Body Balance*
Thursday 1:15pm – 1:45pm Sprint 5:00pm – 5:30pm Youth GRIT Cardio*
12:00pm – 12:45pm Aqua Aerobics
6:15pm - 7pm Aqua Aerobics
12:00pm – 12:45pm Aqua Aerobics
LES MILLS GRIT™ is the next generation of High-Intensity Interval Training (HIIT). Combining hard-hitting soundtracks and the latest scientifically-tested moves that will push your body and mind to their absolute limits. Develop anaerobic stamina, increase cardiovascular fitness and build strength
LES MILLS BODYATTACK® is a high-energy, athletic workout focused on cardio fitness, muscle endurance and agility. It combines sports-inspired training like running, lunging, and jumping with body weight strength exercises. You will leave feeling stronger so you can attack every day with confidence.
Friday 7:00am – 7:30am Sprint 9:30am -10am Body Balance Flexibility 1:15pm – 1:45pm Body Balance Flexibility 5:00pm – 5:30pm Youth Body Combat* 7:30pm –8:00pm GRIT Cardio
Saturday & Sunday 8:30am - 9:00am RPM 9:00am- 9:30am Body Balance Flexibility 10:00am - 10:30am RPM 10:30am - 11:00am Body Balance Flexibility
LES MILLS BODYCOMBAT™ is a non-contact, mixed martial arts-inspired workout that fuels cardio fitness and conditions your whole body. Define and strengthen your upper and lower body while increasing your overall speed and fitness.
Ideal for anyone and everyone, LES MILLS BODYBALANCE™ is a new generation yoga workout that will improve your mind, your body, and your life. Whether you’re experienced with yoga, just starting out, or looking for something to complement your other workouts, BODYBALANCE will leave you feeling rejuvenated, calm, centered and focused. LES MILLS SPRINT™ is a 30-minute High-Intensity Interval Training (HIIT) workout, using an indoor bike to achieve fast results. It’s a short, intense style of training where the thrill and motivation comes from pushing your physical and mental limits. periods
Spinning Classes
6:00pm – 6:45pm Spinning
– 7:45am Wake up Spin
7:00pm – 7:45pm Spinning
STOTT PILATES
5:00pm – 5:30pm Youth Pilates mat* 6:30pm – 7:15pm Intermediate Endurance Pilates mat
10:15am – 11:00am Mixed Props Pilates
10:15am – 11:00am Introductory Essential Pilates
10:00am – 10:45am Intermediate Endurance Pilates mat
2024
New Year CLASSES
RPM™is a group indoor cycling workout where you control the intensity. It's fun, low impact and you can burn up to 675 calories a session**. With great music pumping and the group spinning as one, your instructor takes you on a journey of hill climbs, sprints and flat riding.
OUR GROUP FITNESS HAS IT ALL AND FOR EVERY LEVEL WHETHER YOU WANT AQUA AEROBICS, STRENGTH, HIGH INTENSITY, LOW IMPACT OR JUST SOMETHING BRAND NEW TO YOU. WE'VE GOT THE CLASSES THAT WILL ENERGISE AND TONE YOU.
Focuses on optimising musculoskeletal performance - strength, flexibility and endurance - without risking injury or building bulk. With a focus on core stability, including pelvic and shoulder girdle stabilisation, neutral alignment and breathing, the STOTT PILATES method of exercise alsohelpsrestore the naturalcurves of the spine, relieve tension and promotes a more balanced and aligned body.
Spinnning is a dynamic, energetic, and highly enjoyable class. Lively music gets your heart pumping, and keeps youmotivated to just keep riding hard. Go on, put your foot down!
Enhance your suppleness and flexibility in our Am classes. Through targeted range of motion exercises, help prevent injuries. With flexibility exercises, reelevate tension with gentle stretching.
Youth* Group fitness classes
This program is targeted at 16-year-olds up to 19 years old. Choose different outs and discover new ones each week. This generation wants to be part of an exercise community, they are intrinsically motivated and want to work out for their mental wellness
It is a low impact class suitable for people of all ages and fitness levels. The exercises can range from flexibility to high intensity exercises getting a full body workout in the process.
PRICES:
Manor West Hote, Tralee, Co. Kerry
Overnight stay for up to 4 people
Slippers in your room on arrival
Killarney Organic Facial Pack each Delicious Main Course
Passion fruit or Strawberry Martini
Full Buffet Breakfast
Late 1pm Check out Valid any day!
4 PER ROOM - €99PPS
3 PER ROOM - €109PPS
Overnight stay Double, Twin or Triple Room Box of Chocolates
30 Minute Treatment Full Irish Buffet Breakfast
2 PER ROOM - €129PPS Superior Room Welcome Drink Box of chocolates
3 Course Evening Meal
Full Irish Buffet Breakfast 1pm Check Out Valid Sun - Fri PPS
Manor West Hotel Leisure Club launching their Sports Ambassadors Program.
The team at Manor West Hotel Leisure Club is launching their annual sports ambassadors program. The 5 sport ambassador offerings are for those involved in sport from across multiple disciplines, in either team or individual categories. Any sport participant is applicable once you are over 18 years of age.
The sports ambassadors program includes Full Gym Membership to the Manor West Hotel Leisure Centre.
The leisure club has a state of the art sports performance room, cardio fitness gym and our Zero Gravity Fitness Studio, which is an affiliated club with Les Mills International.
The Leisure Club also features an 18-metre pool with two lanes, underwater loungers, swan jets, Jacuzzi, Steam Room, Sauna and Therapy Pool.
Catriona Cantillon, Leisure Centre
Manager said ‘We are delighted to make this offer to five sport ambassadors to our health and fitness community. This will be of huge benefit to those looking to have access to train in a supportive environment.
The team look forward to providing our facility to these five lucky athletes. We endeavour to assist them in their dedication to their sport and further their competitive progression.’
To apply, please complete the sports ambassadors program Application form and email to leisure@manorwesthotel.ie
Application form is available online at www.manorwesthotel.ie/leisure/
Applications are open until the 24th February.
Council invites application to Community Climate Action Programme
Kerry County Council announces available funding under the Community Climate Action Programme for 2024, totaling over €600,000 for projects promoting low-carbon and sustainable communities. Led by the Department of the Environment, the program aims to support community-based initiatives aligned with Ireland’s climate action and energy targets.
The funding is divided into two strands: Strand-1 focuses on building low-carbon communities, with Kerry County Council allocated €663,000 for projects in this area. Strand 1a facilitates cross-border projects with
communities in Northern Ireland. Cllr Jim Finucane, Cathaoirleach of Kerry County Council, emphasizes the importance of community involvement in climate action. He encourages eligible not-for-profit community groups to apply for funding, highlighting the tangible impact these projects can have in achieving collective climate action goals.
Interested groups, registered with the Kerry Participation Network, can access full details on eligibility and application procedures through the Kerry County Council website or by contacting richard.curtin@kerrycoco. ie via email.
Kerry Legends turn out in force
in Charity Fundraiser for Little Alex Fitzgerald from Tralee ( photo credit Radio Kerry )
Our ambassadors will receive Full Membership with us and full access to train & develop in a sports
To apply, please complete the Sports Scholarship application form which is available online at www.manorwesthotel.ie/leisure Email completed form to leisure@manorwesthotel.ie
LAUGHTER ....THE BEST MEDICINE !
A SELECTION OF ONE -LINER JOKES FROM YOUR FAVOURITE COMEDIANS!
“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance, waiting for the bathroom.”
Bob Hope
“My wife is always trying to get rid of me. Last night she told me to put the garbage out. I told her I already did. She told me to go keep an eye on it.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age, an affair of the heart is a bypass.”
Joan Rivers
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” Robin Williams
“I’m dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.”
Garry Shandling
“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.” Richard Pryor
“I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, ‘denigrate’ means ‘put down.”
Bob Newhart
“I’m a gentleman and I was always taught it’s rude to talk about a woman’s age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.” David Spade
“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.” Steven Wright
“I tell ya, my wife, we get along good ‘cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys, and one night a week she goes out with the boys.” Rodney Dangerfield
“Let me ask you a question, who do you think has more freedom—the married man in America or the single man in communist China?” Larry David
“Misers aren’t fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors.” David Brenner
“My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn’t be funny, but to observe it, it’s hilarious.” Bill Burr
“I look at husbands the same way I look at tattoos. I want one, but I can’t decide what I want and I don’t want to be stuck with one I’m just going to grow to hate and have to have surgically removed later.” Margaret Cho
SPORT WITH THE TRALEE
KERINS O RAHILLYS NOTES
The launch of our golf classic fundraiser at Tralee GC on March 29th (Good Friday) is underway. Teams of 4 are priced at €750, and due to high demand, spots are filling up quickly. Contact Pat (086 3801898) or Antoinette (087 2072266) to secure your team. For more details, visit here.
Last Man Standing:
This year’s LMS has raised over €9,000. A big thanks to all involved, especially John O’Connor, for their dedication. Round 2 results will be posted on Facebook early this week.
10K Run:
Our annual 10k run and 5k fun run have become fixtures on the racing circuit, drawing athletes from across Munster. Special thanks to Frank, Caitriona, and Tony for their efforts in organizing the event.
Research by Cork senior ladies footballer Orlagh Farmer sheds light on why girls drop out of sports early. Enjoyment and friendship play significant roles. Our club prioritizes fun and participation over winning. Contact Shirley (086 8713552) for training details.
Our U12s had their first training session of 2024 and will meet again on February 8th. Newcomers are always welcome.
A celebration was held for our U12 footballers’ achievements in 2023, emphasizing teamwork and skill development. Declan Quill, Kerry LGFA manager, shared insights and inspired the players.
Despite the weather, our U14 girls had a great training session last Saturday, with coaches pleased with their commitment.
Training continues on Tuesdays at 6 p.m. and Fridays at 7 p.m. on The Green’s Astro and in our club gym. The senior ladies had a challenging session at Tralee Mauy Thai, demonstrating their dedication to training. Well done to all!
AUSTIN STACK GAA NOTES
Corn Ui Mhuri Final: Best of luck to Mounthawk & CBS The Green teams and management, and to each of our 17 players involved in Saturday’s Final at 1.30pm in Austin Stacks Park.
2024 Membership:
Membership for 2024 is now due. Pay online through the club website or foireann.com. For queries, contact Bernie at 086 0767415.
Senior Town League:
The first round of the Town League takes place on Sunday, 11th February. The Senior Team faces Ballymacelligott in Connolly Pk at 12 pm.
Children’s Officer:
Two training sessions will be held for mentors and coaches: Antibullying Workshop on Feb 27th and Safeguarding 1 Workshop on March 12th. Both sessions facilitated by Colette Murphy.
LGFA Clothes Recycling Drive: Our Annual Club Clothing Recycling
Fundraiser is on Sat, Feb 17th. Donate clothing/shoes/bags suitable for resale. Even small donations help!
Juvenile Academy:
Training for U7, U9, and U11 Boys on Sunday, 11th February. New members welcome. Contact Richie at 089 2470791 for details.
Under 13s in The Green:
Training this Friday evening at The Green School. Contact Jack Ó Muireagáin for details.
Under 15s in the Club Gym:
Training this Friday in the club gym at Páirc Uí Chonghaile. Contact Pa Laide for details.
Minor Football:
Keane’s SuperValu Minor County League commences on February 17th. Good luck to all teams.
The Green:
Congratulations to The Green Under 19 boys for their performance in the Munster semi-final of the TUS Corn Uí Mhuirí competition. Well done to all players!
Mercy Mounthawk:
Congratulations to the Mercy Mounthawk Under 19 footballers for their victory in the Munster semi-final of the TUS Corn Uí Mhuirí competition. Well done to all players! History has been made: Tralee football is thriving! Two Tralee college teams will meet in the U19 A Munster Final for the first time ever. The final will take place at 1.30pm on Saturday next (10th February) in Austin Stacks Park.
ST PATS GAA NOTES
Juvenile Academy:
St. Pats Football Academy will take place every Sunday morning at Kerry Sports Academy, MTU North Campus V92HD4V, starting February 18th from 11am-12pm. Open to all boys and girls from Under 5 to Under 13. Contact Michael at 086-3855428 for more information. All new members welcome!
Seniors:
Our seniors start the season with Tralee/St Brendan’s Senior League Group A Round 1, scheduled to play Ardfert at noon on Sunday, February 11th in Ardfert.
Best of Luck:
Best of luck to the Kerry Hurlers playing Down in Round 2 of Allianz Hurling League Group D2A on Saturday, February 10th in Ballycran. Also, to Tralee CBS and Mercy Mounthawk playing against each other in the TUS Corn Uí Mhuirí on February 10th at 1.30pm in Austin Stacks Park.
BALLYMACELLIGOTT
GAA CLUB NOTES
Ballymacelligott GAA club notes Sunday 28th January 2024
Scor- a Message from our Scór
Officer Josephine Scór na nÓg: U17yrs
County Final: Friday February 2nd
Venue: tbc.
Scór Sinsir: Over 17yrs
County Final: Friday 22nd March Quiz: date tbc.
Venue: tbc.
District Final: tbc
Scór na bPáistí
Co. Final: Saturday March 23rd
District: tbc.
ALL DISTRICT WINNERS go straight to a new structured Co. Final. For more details on representing Ballymacelligott GAA see the Scór Official Website or contact Josephine Fearns 086 160 7355
Check out all the latest news from Ballymac GAA Club by clicking here www.ballymacgaa.ie
JOHN MITCHELS NOTES
Join us for a night of fun, laughter, and camaraderie on Saturday, February 3rd, at the Rose Hotel. Keep an eye on social media for updates and sneak peeks. Tickets are €70 each, available by email at johnmitchelssocial@gmail.com. Book yours now before they’re gone! Academy Returns
Our Sunday morning juvenile academy returns on February 11th. Stay tuned for more information! Exciting Initiatives Ahead Get ready for seven exciting initiatives to elevate our Gaelic football community:
Pages to Pitches: Blend academics and play with supervised study followed by free play.
Strength and Conditioning: Elevate your game with our program.
Coaching Workshops: Ignite passion and elevate skills with our coaching initiative.
Gaelic4Girls: Join the fun and empowerment for girls aged 8-12.
Dads & Lads: Experience the joy of the game for men aged 40+.
Mothers & Others: Embrace the joy of the game for women aged 25+.
All Stars Program: Empower children with disabilities through inclusive participation. Stay tuned for more details and let the excitement begin! #JohnMitchelsGAA #GAACommunity #GameChangers
TRALEE PARNELLS HURLING AND CAMOGIE CLUB WEEKLY NOTES
Our adult hurlers returned to training last Friday night in Lixnaw under the
guidance of our new Manager, Martin Downes. Interested players in Tralee or nearby areas are welcome to join. Contact 085 1355566 for details. The new season for U14s and U16s starts at Crotta ballwall and St. Pats Astro Blennerville. New players are welcome to try out Camogie. Contact 0851355566 for details.
Training for boys and girls from U6 to U10s will recommence on Saturday February 10th at the Kerry Sports Academy at MTU. Hurleys and helmets will be supplied by the club. €3 to cover the cost of the hall hire. The Tralee Parnells Hurling & Camogie Club social will take place on Saturday 24th February next in The Rose Hotel. Guests of honor will be the Mens Senior Hurling Team and the U15 Camogie squad. For ticket sales, contact Agnes at 0878377969 or Tara at 0872940828.
Every Step Counts Challenge: The club has hit the target of over 4,000km in the Munster GAA - Every Step Counts challenge. Thanks to everyone who participated. Keep stepping out until the challenge ends on February 12th.
Kerry Camogie celebrated a great year at their annual social in The Rose Hotel. Tralee Parnells Camogie Players were recognized for their contributions to the victorious Kerry teams.
Morgan Madden and Darragh Reen represent the club on the Kerry hurling panel. Best of luck for the season ahead.
WARRIORS TRIUMPH OVER KILLORGLIN IN LOCAL DERBY
Garvey’s Tralee Warriors redeemed themselves with a decisive 91-76 victory over Flexachem KCYMS in a packed Tralee Sports Complex. After a strong start by Killorglin, the Warriors surged ahead, securing a 15-point win with dominant second and final quarters.
Despite a tense third quarter, the Warriors pulled ahead with key plays from Jordan and Doles, entering the fourth quarter with a lead. They sealed the win with an impressive offensive display, led by Jordan, Doles, and Jokubaitis, while Killorglin’s Terry Winn provided some resistance.
Next, the Warriors face EJ Sligo Allstars in a challenging away game, aiming to continue their winning streak. Tip-off at Mercy College, Sligo, is at 7:30 pm next Saturday.
Guess whoś back! Scot from Muerte BBQ is back!
Tralee Parnells Camogie players Orla Leahy, Ciara Maloney and Grainne Leahy at the Kerry Camogie social in The Rose Hotel last Friday night
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