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Is my Mobile Phone safe from Hackers?

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Q: I read most of my emails on from my phone. Do Android and Apple automatically protect my device from scams and threats online? ...Robert

Michael says .. Mobile threats are on the rise, with 80% of phishing attacks targeting mobiles. Phishing used to be an email-only activity until smartphones came along. Now, as smartphones are used for both work and personal activity, you need to be aware of the di erent ways that cybercriminals target victims.

• An email opened on a mobile can make phishing harder to spot. Smaller screens make it more di cult to see who really sent the email. This, coupled with the fact that we often use our mobiles when multi-tasking, makes it easier to fall prey to a scam

• An SMS, WhatsApp or social media message is a common method of attack for mobile phishers, especially if the message appears – at rst glance – to be from a known brand or someone the victim expected to get a message from

• Malicious mobile apps downloaded from o cial app stores have impersonated software from well-known online services, displaying login screens that collect your personal account details. If this happens, you might never even realise you’ve been phished.

Remember that most of these scams work because the scammer creates a false sense of urgency or preys on a heightened emotional state. Pause before you rush to interact with any message that is threatening or urgent, especially if it is from an unknown sender and is on your mobile phone. Mobile Threat Defence (MTD) is a must have tool for protecting personal and business use. It gives you immediate visibility and analysis of mobile threats, while protecting your mobile device.

LEGAL MATTERS CORNER

David and Carmel are planning on moving in together to a new home they have purchased jointly with an equal deposit and drawing down a large mortgage on which they are jointly liable. They are wondering are there any legal issues they should look out for in this situation.

It used to be that for cohabiting unmarried couples that there were no legal implications arising from that relationship. However, since the Civil Partnership and Certain rights and obligations of Cohabitants act 2010 it means that cohabitants have rights as against each other if they are two years living together in an intimate relationship where they have children and five years if no children. This act provides a redress scheme whereby either party to the couple can apply to court for a share of property, assets, pension, maintenance, and succession rights inter alia where the relationship breaks down or one of the parties dies without making a will providing for their cohabitee. As a result, if parties start to cohabit, they do need to consider legal implications at the time they commence the cohabitation and even more importantly if property is involved owned by one or both. In David and Carmel’s situation they would look at how they would hold the property either jointly (where if anything happened either of them it would go to the survivor) or as tenants in common (whereby they own a half share of the property, and it would go to their next of kin or by way of what they set out in a Will ). It would be important therefore that David and Carmel plan what might happen the property if the relationship breaks down or if either of them die. It would be a good idea to do a cohabitants or cohabitation agreement whereby they set out what they agree will happen in a variety of situations. It is a legal document for unmarried couples who live together setting out what they want in terms of arrangements between them for finances, property, and children while they are living together and if they split up become ill or die. The agreement must be at arm’s length with both parties being advised by separate solicitors and the best time to do these is before the parties move in together ideally. The agreement can if fair and reasonable take precedence over the provisions of the redress scheme set out above and would have to be considered by any judge deciding on provision for the parties under the scheme. All in all, David and Samantha should do one of these agreements and finalise wills and insurance policies in conjunction with the agreement.

Law quip: “The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.” – AP Herbert

If you have a legal query or need further information on any item addressed in this column please send in your query to miriam.mcgillycuddy@gmail.com Miriam McGillycuddy, Solicitor, Derryana, Ballyard, Tralee, County Kerry. LL:066-7181596/Mob: 0872604753

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24th

WHAT’S HAPPENING IN TRALEE

ABOVE: The Chain Gang Cycling Club chairman Brian Neenan presented a cheque for 1,500 EURO to Maura Sullivn, treasure Kerry Hospice Foundation on behalf of Declan O’Hara General Manager (sponsor) McElligotts Garage, Tralee, proceeds of a fund raising cycling spin (memory Nicky Fitzgerald) to Castleisland and return on St. Stephen’s day, pictured front from left Brian O’Connor, Terry Culloty, Denis O’Sullivan and Declan Murphy, back left Christo Murray, Triona O’Farrell, Pat Keohane, Declan O’Hara GM, McElligotts, Brian Neenan Chairman CGCC, jennifer Crowley, Maura Sullivan Treasurer KHF, John Murray sec CGCC, Heather MacIver, Clare Neenan and Maureen Fitzgerald.
ABOVE: Players from the Cillard Camogie Club social at the Rose Hotel Tralee, on Saturday night for the presentation of medals after winning the Kerry Feile Cup 2023, from left AnnaMaria Harty, Kilmoyley, Sinead Flynn, Millie Raggett and Sarah McMahon, all from Ardfert.
ABOVE: Medal winners presentations for Cillard Camogie Club players attending their club social at the Rose Hotel, Tralee, on Saturday night, front row left Sinead Flynn, Maeve Horan, Clodagh Regan Kellie Regan and Róisin O’Sullivan, back left Aoife McElligott, Kate Maunsell, Millie Raggett, Grainne Carroll, Rachel Lennon, Síne Sheehy, Katelyn Leen, Caoimhe Regan and Aisling Mchale.
ABOVE: Attending the Cillard Camogie Club social on Saturday night at the Rose Hotel, from left Kellie Regan, Emma Bodenham and Róisin O’Sullivan, Ardfert.
ABOVE: Camogie players from the Cillard Camogie Club, pictured at their victory social on Saturday night at the Rose Hotel, from left Aoife McElligott, Kilmoyley, Aoibhinn Flaherty and Máiread Carroll both from Kilmoyley.
ABOVE: Players attending the Cillard Camogie Club social for the presentation of medals at the Rose Hotel on Saturday night, from left Hayley O’Connor, Ardfert, Rachel Lennon, Ardfert and Síne Sheehy, Kilmoyley.
ABOVE: Players of the Cillard Comogie Club team that won the Kerry Feile 2023 Championship, pictured at their Victory social at the presentations of medals at the Rose Hotel Tralee on Saturday night, from left Kate Maunsell, Maeve Horan and Clodagh Regan.

Minister Foley welcomes confirmation of funding for Kerry Airport

Minister for Education and Kerry

T.D, Norma Foley has received confirmation of €1,423,000 in funding for Kerry Airport.

This Government funding under the Regional Airports Programme 20212025 provides targeted support for vital safety and security operations at the airports such as air traffic control, fire services and security, ensuring airports can continue to remain compliant with regulatory requirements in these areas.

Funding this year to regional airports (Kerry, Donegal, Ireland West and Shannon airports) will total over €11 million.

Minister Foley said that she welcomes this funding which will deliver further vital financial supports

to Kerry Airport.

“With a particular focus on safety, security operations and air traffic

control, this funding reinforces the importance and value that Government places on the vital role of our regional airports and

Music Network’s Spring 24 season tour to include Siamsa Tire on Feb 15th

Siamsa Tíre in Tralee, Kerry, will be the vibrant backdrop for an extraordinary musical showcase as Music Network’s Spring 2024 season kicks off on February 6th. The quartet headlining the event comprises highly acclaimed traditional musicians: Niamh Dunne, Bróna McVittie, Cormac Breatnach, and Seán Óg Graham.

Niamh Dunne, renowned for her fiddle prowess and soulful vocals, joins forces with Seán Óg Graham, a virtuoso on both guitar and button accordion and a key figure in the Grammy-nominated Beoga. Cormac Breatnach, a legendary whistle player from the iconic Deiseal, and the innovative vocalist and harper Bróna McVittie complete this stellar lineup. A highlight of the tour is the debut of a new composition, ‘Ten Thousand Tiny Fingers,’ by Bróna McVittie. Inspired by the tragic Israel-Gaza conflict and McVittie’s personal

experiences during the Northern Ireland troubles, the piece aims to be uplifting amidst challenging subject matter.

Niamh Dunne, known for her work with the Grammy-nominated Beoga and her self-penned album ‘Tides,’ brings her unique style to the stage.

Seán Óg Graham, acclaimed as one of Ireland’s top button accordion players, has contributed significantly to Beoga’s success, including their collaboration with Ed Sheeran.

Cormac Breatnach, founding member of Deiseal, is celebrated for his breathtaking virtuosity on the whistle, featured in over 50 albums.

Bróna McVittie, a cosmic folk pioneer, reimagines traditional tunes with electronic elements, earning critical acclaim for her solo albums.

The Siamsa Tíre show in Tralee on February 15th promises an evening of unexpected musical journeys, blending traditional and

contemporary sounds. The tour, spanning Galway, Kildare, Cork, Wexford, Dublin, Limerick, Kerry, and Wicklow, showcases expertly crafted arrangements and promises

Planning Granted for Astellas Facility in Tralee

‘I welcome confirmation that Kerry County Council has granted planning permission to Astellas Pharma for a new state-of-the-art facility at Kerry Technology Park, Tralee. This €330 million facility will bring with it highly specialised engineering, science and technology employment to Tralee, Kerry, and the southwest region. Astellas is already a significant and important employer in Kerry and this new development will enhance even more the employment potential in the county. This is a positive and proactive step forward for development in Kerry.

I wish to thank Astellas for its vision, ambition and confidence in Tralee and County Kerry and I look forward to the project developing at pace.’ Norma Foley , (Minister for Education & Kerry TD )

an unforgettable experience. All shows start at 8 pm, except for The Sugar Club, which begins at 7:30 pm. Tickets for the Tralee show are priced at €22/19.

how connectivity directly supports tourism and enterprise in Kerry,” said Minister Foley.

Environmental Surveys Notice

Kerry County Council (KCC) in partnership with Transport Infrastructure Ireland (TII) propose to develop a greenway between Tralee and Listowel. The Tralee to Listowel Greenway will be an important addition to the Kingdom of Kerry Greenways.

In order to inform a constraints assessment of the Study Area and to inform the development of potential route options, the Project Team will commence a suite of non-intrusive environmental surveys in January 2024. These surveys will continue throughout 2024.

Detailed drawings of the Study Area extents are available on the Kerry County Council website at www.consult.kerrycoco.ie/en/content/tralee-listowel-greenway-initial-questionaire The Project Team will endeavour to make contact with all landowners in advance of the environmental surveys commencing on site.

The Project Team can be contacted at any time by email: tlgreenway@kerrycoco.ie. KCC wish to thank all stakeholders for their continued support and cooperation as the project progresses through the Planning and Design phases.

The Credit Unions of Kerry and West Limerick announce new partnership with Energywise Ireland

The Credit Unions of Kerry and West Limerick are delighted to announce a new partnership with Energywise Ireland.

Energywise Ireland is a trusted SEAIregistered One Stop Shop that offers a convenient solution for designing, supplying, and installing renewable energy solutions for both the domestic and commercial sectors. The new Credit Union collaboration will inform new Energywise customers of the finance options available from your local Credit Union to help finance any Home Energy upgrade works. Loan rates will be directly linked to the property BER starting from 4.7%(4.89APR) for an “A” rated BER.

John B. O’Halloran; Programme Manager with Energywise Ireland commented; “We are delighted to have this collaboration in place with the Credit Unions of Kerry and West Limerick. Customers are often unsure how to approach finance for

Home Energy Upgrades or Retrofits, now with a direct link to local Credit Unions we can refer members directly to gain the specific details they need based on their quotations at very competitive rates. “

Speaking on behalf of the Kerry and West Limerick Credit Unions, Ashley Fitzgerald commented; “This new partnership with Energywise Ireland is a wonderful fit for us, Credit Union members are often unsure of the grant requirements or the registered contractors available locally for Home Energy Upgrades. Having a direct link with Energywise Ireland allows both sides to make referrals and know they are in safe hands. 2024 will see further growth in Home Energy Upgrades as SEAI work to reach government targets, we in parallel want to ensure our members can avail of the best loan rates.”

You can reach out to your local Credit Unions across Kerry & West

Limerick. Abbeyfeale Credit Union, Cara Credit Union, Killarney Credit Union, Listowel Credit Union and Rathmore & District Credit Union. www.creditunion.ie

You can contact Energywise to discuss your Home Energy

Upgrades or retrofit requirements by phone 066 4017028, email info@energywiseireland.ie or for more information visit www. energywiseireland.ie.

St. Brendan’s Basketball Club donates

...proceeds of Christmas fundraising efforts to three very worthy charities St. Brendan’s Basketball Club celebrates 30 years since its foundation in 1994 this year and is busy planning a social event in early February and a number of tournaments scheduled for the months of February, March and April to mark this major milestone.

Over the Christmas break the club was busy fundraising with two bag packing days at Dunnes Stores, The Horan Centre and our thanks to all the staff there and particularly Melissa Nix for their help and support. In addition we had a very successful Christmas Draw with €3,000.00 of the funds raised going to three separate charity organisations.

We are very proud to make our annual donations again this year to our nominated charities and the three charities that will benefit from the fundraising efforts are Comfort For Chemo, Kerry Parents and Friends and The Lily Daly Foundation, each receiving €1,000.00.

Representatives from the respective charities came to the home of St. Brendan’s in Moyderwell School in Tralee on Friday to pick up their cheques and we were delighted to hand over the funds in support of three great and very worthy causes.

Pictured are L to R Micheal Quirke on behalf of The Lily Daly Foundation, St. Brendan’s Chairman Fergal O’Sullivan, Bernice Costello on behalf of Kerry Parents & Friends and Cllr. Mikey Sheehy on behalf of Comfort For Chemo at Moyderwell last Friday having been presented with their cheques for €1,000.00 from St. Brendan’s fundraising efforts over Christmas.

MTU Campus win bid to host World Rally Championship!

Munster Technological University (MTU) is set to take a leading role in hosting the World Rally Championships (WRC) in Ireland starting from 2025. Following the confirmation of Kerry as one of the three chosen locations by Motor Sport Ireland and World Motor Sport at a press conference in Dublin, MTU’s North Campus in Tralee will play a pivotal role in the prestigious races, which boast a global viewership exceeding 240 million.

Key criteria for hosting the WRC include a 10,000 square meter solid footing site for the WRC service park, along with modern buildings and infrastructure to accommodate essential facilities such as the media center, administrative

functions, and a medical center. MTU North Campus, including the Kerry Sports Academy, met these criteria, making it one of the three preferred locations in Ireland.The major international sporting event could bring an estimated economic benefit of €100m per annum to the region as well as millions of TV viewers .

The last time Ireland hosted a WRC round was in 2009, and the specific location for the upcoming WRC event in Ireland has yet to be disclosed.

Ciara Looney, Vice President of Corporate Affairs at MTU, expressed enthusiasm about the opportunity, stating, “This is an incredible

opportunity to promote MTU, Kerry, and Ireland to a global audience. We have world-class facilities at MTU in Kerry, and it’s especially rewarding that the inspection teams recognized these, as well as the great effort everybody involved mounted for our bid.”

Chair of MTU’s Governing Body, Jimmy Deenihan, celebrated the historic achievement, highlighting the dedication and collaborative spirit of the MTU community. The successful bid involved a team effort from Kerry’s bid team, comprising members of Tralee Chamber Alliance, Kerry Motor Club, Killarney and District Motor Club, with the prominent involvement of former

This Saturday at the Rose Hotel ... A FREE DROP IN ENERGY CLINIC TO KICK START A MORE SUSTAINABLE 2024!

KERRY SUSTAINABLE ENERGY

CO-Operative (KSEC) and Tralee Tidy are delighted to welcome members of the public to a FREE energy clinic on Saturday 20th January from 1pm-5.30pm at the Rose Hotel Tralee, to meet various renewable energy companies and related businesses and some individuals who have done work already on a full retrofit, installation of heat pump/ solar energy and more!

This free energy clinic is especially relevant for those Interested in:

• Improving the energy efficiency at home or in a small business and wondering about the first steps

• Learning about grants available

• Getting help on a retrofit journey

• Learning how to reduce energy bills

• Reducing their carbon footprint

Sylvia Thompson of KSEC said:

“This is a great opportunity for people wishing to explore energy improvement options; to meet energy businesses and other partners such as: BillGenie.ie, Kerry Credit Unions, Chadwicks, Energywise Ireland, Gilroy’s Green Energy Ltd., Kingdom Installation Ltd., Wind Water Solar Energy Systems Ltd. as well as other participants with retrofit experience.”Anne Marie Fuller of Tralee Tidy Towns said: “there will be information available to take away for those who’d like to do some research but there will also be an option to book a slot to discuss with an expert to get an estimate of cost of works with grants included or a consultation with companies who can undertake the work.

We’re also advising those with BERs and MPRN to bring them along.”Those who would like to book

WRC co-driver Paul Nagle and outgoing Tralee Chamber Alliance president Nathan McDonnell, among other experienced motorsport professionals.
Bon Secours Hospital, Tralee
The Scotia Clinic, Tralee

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Tuesday

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Thursday 7:00am – 7:30am GRIT Strength

Group Fitness Classes

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Tuesday 9:30am – 10:00am AM Mobility

Thursday 9:30am – 10:00am Am Mobility

Aqua Aerobics

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6:15pm - 7pm Aqua Aerobics Friday 12:00pm – 12:45pm Aqua Aerobics

LES MILLS GRIT™ is the next generation of High-Intensity Interval Training (HIIT). Combining hard-hitting soundtracks and the latest scientifically-tested moves that will push your body and mind to their absolute limits. Develop anaerobic stamina, increase cardiovascular fitness and build strength

LES MILLS BODYATTACK® is a high-energy, athletic workout focused on cardio fitness, muscle endurance and agility. It combines sports-inspired training like running, lunging, and jumping with body weight strength exercises. You will leave feeling stronger so you can attack every day with confidence.

Monday 7:00am – 7:30am Sprint 9:30am – 10:00am Body Balance Strength 1:15pm – 1:45pm Body Balance Yoga

Tuesday 13:15pm – 13:45pm Sprint

Wednesday 9:30am – 10:00am RPM 1:15pm – 1:45pm Body Balance Strength 5:00pm – 5:30pm Youth Body Balance*

Thursday 1:15pm – 1:45pm Sprint 5:00pm – 5:30pm Youth GRIT Cardio*

Friday 7:00am – 7:30am Sprint 9:30am -10am Body Balance Flexibility 1:15pm – 1:45pm Body Balance Flexibility 5:00pm – 5:30pm Youth Body Combat* 7:30pm –8:00pm GRIT Cardio

Saturday & Sunday 8:30am - 9:00am RPM 9:00am- 9:30am Body Balance Flexibility 10:00am - 10:30am RPM 10:30am - 11:00am Body Balance Flexibility

LES MILLS BODYCOMBAT™ is a non-contact, mixed martial arts-inspired workout that fuels cardio fitness and conditions your whole body. Define and strengthen your upper and lower body while increasing your overall speed and fitness.

Ideal for anyone and everyone, LES MILLS BODYBALANCE™ is a new generation yoga workout that will improve your mind, your body, and your life. Whether you’re experienced with yoga, just starting out, or looking for something to complement your other workouts, BODYBALANCE will leave you feeling rejuvenated, calm, centered and focused. LES MILLS SPRINT™ is a 30-minute High-Intensity Interval Training (HIIT) workout, using an indoor bike to achieve fast results. It’s a short, intense style of training where the thrill and motivation comes from pushing your physical and mental limits. periods

Spinning Classes

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7:00am – 7:45am Wake up Spin

7:00pm – 7:45pm Spinning

STOTT PILATES

5:00pm – 5:30pm Youth Pilates mat* 6:30pm – 7:15pm Intermediate Endurance Pilates mat

10:15am – 11:00am Introductory Essential Pilates

10:15am – 11:00am Mixed Props Pilates Friday 10:00am – 10:45am Intermediate Endurance Pilates mat

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New Year CLASSES

RPM™is a group indoor cycling workout where you control the intensity. It's fun, low impact and you can burn up to 675 calories a session**. With great music pumping and the group spinning as one, your instructor takes you on a journey of hill climbs, sprints and flat riding.

OUR GROUP FITNESS HAS IT ALL AND FOR EVERY LEVEL WHETHER YOU WANT AQUA AEROBICS, STRENGTH, HIGH INTENSITY, LOW IMPACT OR JUST SOMETHING BRAND NEW TO YOU. WE'VE GOT THE CLASSES THAT WILL ENERGISE AND TONE YOU.

Focuses on optimising musculoskeletal performance - strength, flexibility and endurance - without risking injury or building bulk. With a focus on core stability, including pelvic and shoulder girdle stabilisation, neutral alignment and breathing, the STOTT PILATES method of exercise alsohelpsrestore the naturalcurves of the spine, relieve tension and promotes a more balanced and aligned body.

Spinnning is a dynamic, energetic, and highly enjoyable class. Lively music gets your heart pumping, and keeps youmotivated to just keep riding hard. Go on, put your foot down!

Enhance your suppleness and flexibility in our Am classes. Through targeted range of motion exercises, help prevent injuries. With flexibility exercises, reelevate tension with gentle stretching.

Youth* Group fitness classes

This program is targeted at 16-year-olds up to 19 years old. Choose different outs and discover new ones each week. This generation wants to be part of an exercise community, they are intrinsically motivated and want to work out for their mental wellness

It is a low impact class suitable for people of all ages and fitness levels. The exercises can range from flexibility to high intensity exercises getting a full body workout in the process.

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We pick out some great photos posted on social media each week ...if you have any good ones please send them in... email traleeadvertiser@gmail.com or message us on our Facebook page... Enjoy!

Congrats to Finn Healy

(good looking blond fella on the right!) He has just earned his placed and qualified for the 2024 Angling World Championships happening next November . Bet his Mom Alison is proud as punch!

Ice Skating Birds at Tralee Wetlands

recently !

Happy Birthday to Liam and his team at Maguires Butchers !
Spotted on the streets of Milan ...the New Lancia Ypsilon
Lovely fresh photo of our Town Park , courtesy of James Finnegan .
A date for your Diary ! Nora and Ann conquering Torc Mountain !
( photo credit Roger Harty )

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LAUGHTER ....THE BEST MEDICINE !

A SELECTION OF ONE -LINER JOKES FROM YOUR FAVOURITE COMEDIANS!

My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.” – Les Dawson

“I was in my car driving back from work. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, ‘One minute I’m on the phone.’” – Alan Carr

“I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning… that can keep me awake for days.” – Billy Connolly

“I used to go out with a giraffe. Used to take it to the pictures and that. You’d always get some bloke complaining that he couldn’t see the screen. It’s a giraffe, mate. What do you expect? ‘Well he can take his hat off for a start!’”

– Paul Merton

“Here’s a picture of me with REM. That’s me in the corner.” – Milton Jones

“People say ‘Bill, are you an optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.’” – Bill Bailey

“I rang up Vodafone and said: ‘I want to report a nuisance caller.’ He said: ‘Not you again.’” – Tim Vine

“Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long if you’re fat.” – Joe Lycett

“My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a Greek statue – completely pale, no arms.” – Phil Wang

“If God had written the Bible, the first line should have been ‘It’s round.’” – Eddie Izzard

“Two fish in a tank. One says: ‘How do you drive this thing?’” – Peter Kay

“I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she’d rather have it in a cup.” – Eric Morecambe

“A man walks into a chemist’s and says, ‘Can I have a bar of soap, please?’

The chemist says, ‘Do you want it scented?’

And the man says, ‘No, I’ll take it with me now.’” – Ronnie Barker

“Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.” – Tim Vine

“You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your bookcase.” – Rob Beckett

I said to the gym instructor: “Can you teach me to do the splits?”, He said: “How flexible are you?”, I said: “I can’t make Tuesdays.” – Tommy Cooper

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” – Graham Norton

“Two monkeys were getting into the bath. One said: ‘Oo, oo, oo, aah aah aah.’ The other replied: ‘Well, put some cold in it then.’” – Harry Hill

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SPORT WITH THE TRALEE

MITCHELS CLUB NOTES

Save the date, John Mitchels annual social will be held on Saturday February 3rd in the Rose Hotel. Get ready for an unforgettable night of fun, laughter and camaraderie! Tickets are €70 each and you can book yours by email. johnmitchelssocial@gmail. com.

We’re thrilled to unveil 7 initiatives that promise to elevate our Gaelic football community!

Dive into our Pages to Pitches program! Supervised study with free play afterward - the perfect blend of academics and play. Gear up for success with our Strength and Conditioning program! Elevate your game and power up your performance on the field.

Calling all coaching enthusiasts! Join the John Mitchels Coaching initiative - workshops that ignite passion and elevate skills.

Introducing Gaelic4Girls!

Enhancing the love for Gaelic football in girls aged 8-12. Join the fun and empowerment!

Calling all men aged 40+! Experience the joy of the game with our Dads & Lads social outlet. Lace up those boots and join the fun!

Attention women aged 25+!

Embrace the joy of the game with Mothers & Others - a social outlet designed just for you!

Join our All Stars Program! Empower children with disabilities through inclusive GAA participation. Every child deserves to shine on the field!

Bingo is on Wednesday and Friday nights. Eyes down at 8.30pm sharp at Chamfers John Joe Sheehy Road Tralee. Please note that only patrons 18 years and over are eligible to play bingo and proof of age will be required on request

KERINS O RAHILLYS NOTES

The club has undergone notable changes in the off-season: Club President Appointment: Richard Walsh (Captain Dick) has been appointed as the club president, succeeding the late Mossie Kelly.

Executive Level Changes: Oliver Molloy is the new chairman, succeeding Haulie Kerins. Oliver has been actively assembling a new team following the departure of some long-serving club officers and executive members.

Executive Team:

Declan Quill will continue as vicechair.

Moira Lynch Horgan joins as the new secretary.

Johnny Keane will act as the assistant secretary.

Additional appointments are yet to be confirmed.

New Bainisteoir (Manager): Ray Walsh has been announced as the new club bainisteoir for

the upcoming year. Ray has a rich history with the club since 2000, contributing at juvenile, minor, U-21, and senior levels.

Significant Achievements: In 2006, he was the bainisteoir when the club won its first county minor championship.

Success continued with three successive minor county leagues in ‘07, ‘08 & ‘09. Joined the senior panel in 2010 for the senior club championship victory.

Notable achievements with the U-21s, winning the club championship in 2013 and a breakthrough moment in 2015 beating East Kerry. Ray is a worthy successor to John O’Connor and uniquely will serve as the manager with his father, Captain Dick, as the new president.

10K/5K Run:

The annual run will take place on Sunday, January 28th, commencing at 11:00 am from the clubhouse. The event is sponsored by FBD and held in association with the Kerry Cancer Support Service.

Last Man Standing:

The popular fundraiser returns with the national league commencement on January 27th. Participants pick the winner of one national league game each round, aiming to be the ‘Last Man Standing’ for a chance to win a cash prize of €500. Weekly updates will be published on the Facebook page.

AUSTIN STACK GAA NOTES

CRUINNIÚ CINN BHLIANA

(AGM):

The Austin Stack Club AGM (senior section) is scheduled for Sunday, January 21st, at 1 pm in the Clubrooms. All are welcome. The U7 boys returned to indoor football action in the Mounthawk School Hall last Sunday with an impressive turnout of 40 U7s. A very enjoyable session was had by players, coaches, and proud parents. Skills were practiced, exciting matches were played, and the determination of the young footballers was evident. The session will continue next Sunday (21st) at Mercy Mounthawk, starting at 10:00 am. For queries, contact Richie at 089 2470791. Boys born in 2015/2016 are invited to join the U9 gang at The Rock Club. The U9 action for this year began last Sunday with 33 fine footballers. Indoor training will continue at Mounthawk Secondary School Hall on Sunday (21st) at 11:00 am. New players are welcome. For questions, contact Richie at 089 2470791. The U11 boys (born in 2013/2014) are called to action on Sunday (21st) at The Green CBS Secondary School Astro Turf pitch (off Dan Spring Road) at

11:00 am. All boys are welcome. For questions, contact Richie at 089 2470791.

U13 Football – Mentors: Wayne Quillinan, Micko Horan, Brendan Smith, Jonathan Magnier, Ger Teahon, Richard Long, Steven Conway.

The Under 15 boys, born in 2009 or 2010, will continue preseason work on Friday (19th) in the club gym, Páirc Uí Chonghaile. This marks the second U15 session of the new year. Good luck to everybody.

The following are the U17 football mentors: Theo Ó Duigín, Frankie Murphy, Liam Lynch, Ronan Kavanagh, David Courtney, Morgan O’Connell.

ST PATS GAA NOTES

Ireland Lights Up/Irish Life Every Step Counts: St. Pats Healthy Club Walking Challenges include the Ireland Lights Up 7-week walk, which began on January 9th at 6.30 pm. It’s not too late to join. Also, participate in the Irish Life Steps Challenge using the MyLife app and help St. Pats GAA climb the leaderboard for a chance to win cash prizes.

Club Positions: Positions still vacant: Player Rep, LGFA Chairperson, Juvenile PRO. Interested individuals should contact secretary. stpatricksblennerville.kerry@gaa.ie. New Players: St. Pats actively seeks new players born in 2010 and 2011 to join the girls’ team. All are welcome to be part of a friendly team enjoying various aspects of ladies’ football. 50 Years of Memories: Thanks to those who shared old photos for “50 Years of Memories.” Contributions are still welcome. Enquiries/items can be emailed to pro.stpatricksblennerville. kerry@gaa.ie or contact Sharon at 0879712665. The final date for submissions is February 1, 2024.

BALLYMACELLIGOTT

GAA CLUB NOTES

Ballymacelligott GAA club notes Sunday 14 th January 2024 Fundraiser

Our 30K draw is on next Friday night and there are still some tickets remaining. Tickets are now for sale locally in the Halfway Bar, O’Riadas and

Corrib Oil

Once again, we would like to express our sincere gratitude to everyone who have already purchased tickets and supported our draw. Your support is truly appreciated. If you haven’t participated yet, we encourage you to buy a ticket today. Every ticket counts and brings us closer to reaching our target.

TRALEE PARNELLS CLUB NOTES

Hurling Workshop: Tralee Parnells is hosting a hurling and camogie workshop at Kerins O’Rahilly’s clubhouse (upstairs) on Friday, January 26th, at 7:30 pm. Facilitated by John Griffin, former Kerry hurling captain and ex-Kerry hurling GDA, the workshop invites anyone interested in developing hurling and camogie in Parnells and Tralee. Club membership is not required.

Every Step Counts Challenge: The Munster GAA Every Step Counts challenge, aligned with the Ireland Lights Up campaign, promotes health and wellbeing within GAA clubs and communities.

Tralee Parnells, a Healthy Club Gold member, supports the challenge. Clubs covering 4000km between January 8th and February 12th stand a chance to win €2,500. To participate, download the MyLife by Irish Life App, sign up, and select Tralee Parnells as your club.

Club Social - Save the Date:

The Tralee Parnells Hurling and Camogie Club social is scheduled for Saturday, February 24th, at The Rose Hotel.

The event will honor the Men’s Senior Hurling Team, presenting their Co. League and Intermediate Championship medals, and the U15 Camogie squad, winners of the All-Ireland Feile title in Roscommon last June.

National Club Draw:

Club members should have received tickets for the National Club Draw, the first fundraiser of the season. All support is welcome, and those with tickets are urged to return them promptly.

THERAPY CORNER

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Kieran from KP Therapy answers your questions about Muscles, Aches & Pains.

As part of our new offerings for 2024, we have some very good deals for those of you out there looking to maintain or improve your physical health.

If you book any 30 minute, 50 minute, or 80 minute Six Series Block of hands on treatments, you will get a free treatment.

Small group Pilates classes are starting @ €75 per person for 6 classes, with a max of 4 people per 50 minute class…. Gather some friends and get fitter together.

Personal Training starts @€150 per person with a max of 2 people per session running for 6 weeks. It’s 50 minutes per session..…grab a buddy and sign up.

Flexibility is paramount to our classes, so we are available evenings and weekends to cater for varying schedules.

We hope to see you in 2024. All the best from Kevin and the team at KP Therapy.

Have a good weekend!

KP Therapy is located in the Brandon Hotel & Conference Centre.

To book an appointment with Kevin or Kieran Book Online: www.kptherapy.ie Or call 087 6153328

Kerry cancer support Event

Charity celebrates St Brigid’s Day with empowering fashion event Renowned Kerry fashion designers Don O’Neill and Colin Horgan are set to headline a spectacular fashion event on February 1st, launching St. Brigid’s Day celebrations in the Kingdom. This event, touted as the fashion highlight of 2024 in Kerry, will unfold at Killarney’s INEC Arena as part of Recovery Haven Kerry’s Designer Fashion Showcase, commemorating the 1500th anniversary of St. Brigid.

Colin Horgan, a key attraction, will showcase pieces from his extensive collection, while Don O’Neill, the newly appointed Patron of the charity, will present select pieces from his fashion archive. Don highlighted the significance of hosting the event on St. Brigid’s 1500th anniversary, celebrating the saint’s remarkable lifetime achievements and her inspirational qualities as a healer, teacher, and advocate for equality and environmental harmony.

The event, MC’d by RTE broadcaster Mary Kennedy, will feature an exclusive Q&A session with both designers. Event producer Norma O’Donoghue has secured participation from top designers and local boutiques, including Catriona Hanley, Marion Murphy Cooney, Tina Griffin, Frances Fogarty, Cathy Troth, Carol Kennelly, MacBees, Scarlet, the Strand House, and Jasmine.

Social media influencer Helen Murphy, known as daily_divadiary, will judge the best-dressed lady, offering a fantastic prize package. Commencing with a Prosecco and wine reception at 7 pm, the evening will include special guest entertainment by the O’Neill sisters, a bumper raffle, and an after-party at the Gleneagle’s Backstage Bar.

Tickets, priced at €30, can be obtained from Recovery Haven, the INEC Box Office, and Eventbrite. Group discounts are available by contacting Recovery Haven directly. The Gleneagle Hotel is offering a discounted overnight package at €125 per room B&B (quote Recovery Haven) for those attending the event. Don and Colin express their excitement to contribute to this empowering celebration of St. Brigid while raising essential funds for Recovery Haven Kerry.

Mike Wagner plays

Derek Jacobsen relaxing while enjoying a coffee with his Red Heeler Australian bred hound at the Mall Tralee on Friday as people were passing by doing Christmas shopping.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

TRADES

herein You are my Mother. O Holy Mary, Mother of God, Queen of Heaven and Earth, I humbly beseech You from the bottom of my heart to succor me in this necessity. There are none that can withstand Your power. O show me herein You are my Mother. O Mary conceived

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