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Cursive Fonts Declared A Cryptic Language
by Knott True, Editor in Chief Georgetown, KY
In a groundbreaking move, the Scott County Board of Education has revamped their curriculum to include cursive writing as a foreign language. Superintendent Billy Parker defended the decision, claiming that in an increasingly digital world, cursive is as foreign to students as Mandarin or French.
“We must prepare our youth for the challenges of the 19th century,” said Parker. Beginning this fall, both high schools in Scott County will o er cursive classes alongside traditional language classes, such as Spanish, French, and Pig Latin.
Despite the skepticism, Scott County students are diving head rst into conjugating cursive verbs and decoding intricate script, all in the name of cultural enrichment.
is is a developing story.
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