Full Throttle January 2015

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! We are very excited to be going into the new year as Full Throttle has a ton of planned events for 2015. At this point almost all of our covers are sold and we are looking to grow the magazine distribution and viewer area substantially. We are currently looking for new sales reps in The Orlando, Daytona and South Florida areas. We will also be growing our online viewership with more online advertising and a few other new ways to help all of our great advertisers get their ads seen. But we will not be changing our pricing of our ads!

We offer great advertising to the motorcycle community for a very reasonable and affordable price. When you buy a full page ad ($600) you also get your ad posted on our facebook page (over 91K likes at this time) and we will also put it on our weekly e-mail blast (over 10K e-mails) for FREE!!! It's like getting a 3 for 1 deal. When you buy a full page you get all the other great stuff for free. If you are looking to get your business seen by bikers, we are where you want to be. Call us today and we will do everything we can to help promote your business and make you money, after all, that's our job!

December was a great month that started with the Charlie Daniels benefit at the Hard Rock Casino. That event always raises a ton of money for the Angelus House in Pasco. Then we had the Jim's Harley Annual toy run that had close to 1,400 bikes on the ride and over 2,000 people. We also had the Full Throttle Teddy Bear Toy Run to St. Joseph's Children's Hospital that had close to 150 bike on the ride and we ended up with the Suncoast Brotherhood Toy Run that had a ton of people on the ride as well! It's great to see all the bikers coming out to help these great events raise money for the charities they represent.

January is a packed month also with a lot of HUGE events happening. First we start off with Thunder By The Bay in Sarasota Jan 8th - 11th. This event draws thousands of people and is located in Downtown Sarasota. Next is Gibtown Bike Fest Jan. 15th - 18th. this is a very fun and entertaining event that will have the wall of death, tons of vendors and much more. and then we end the month with the FLORIDA MOTORCYCLE EXPO AND BIKE BUILDER INVITAIONAL JAN. 23rd - 25th at Quaker steak and Lube in Clearwater Florida.

There is so much going on at the Expo this year! This is a three day event that features $100 an hour cash drawing sponsored by St. Pete Powersports, over 150 vendors, Ride In Bike Show on Sunday, a free fireworks display on Saturday night, live bands on the Jagermeister stage all weekend long with a free concert by THE LACS (Country Hick Hop) on Saturday night, the Miss Full Throttle Bikini Contest sponsored by Find It Now GPS, the $20,000 bike builder Invitational awards will be on Sunday and this whole event is sponsored by Attorney Fran Haasch, Walker Ford, Ford Powerstroke Diesel, Freight Center, JP Cycles, Jim's Harley-Davidson, Metro PCS, Team Farrell, St. Pete Powersports, Barney's Motorcycle and Marine, Cycle Springs, Billiards Man, Steve's Cycles, Gotta HaveIt Auto insurance, Continental Wholesale Diamonds, Amsoil, Moto-tow and Dixie Pilings and foundations. We would like to take this time and thank all of our great sponsors of the event as we could not make this happen without every single one of you!

We look forward to seeing you all at the Expo and the other great events happening in the month of January.

Ending one year and starting another always makes me remember to thank each and every one of our loyal readers and advertisers. Our business would not be here if we didn't have you all wanting the book each month and the advertisers spending their hard earned money on advertising. So please make sure if you visit one of our advertisers to say you saw their ad in Full Throttle Magazine so they see their return. Thank you and we wish you all a Happy and Prosperous New Year! Live Live Full Throttle!

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JANUARY 1ST - HIGH NOON RIDE - THONOTOSASSA - 22nd Annual High Noon Ride. 10am at Trout Creek Wilderness Park, 12500 Morris Bridge Rd. Ride in for free coffee and donuts, Bike Blessing and a self-guided ride to start your year out right! Registration and Bike Blessings start at 10am. The Park does charge a $2 parking fee per bike. This event is put on by the local Covenant Riders chapter of the Christian Motorcyclists Association, info Reyes Esparza, esparzarf@gmail.com. www.facebook.com/cmatampa.

Sunday, NOVEMBER 4TH - WEBSTER - Webster Monthly Swap Meet - Bike & Car Show Best of the Best. 8am-3pm at The Webster West Side Flea Market, 516 NW 3rd. Street, ph 352-7939877. This show is held the 1st Sunday of every month year round. General admission is $5.00, children under 14 are free with a paying adult.

Gates open 8am-3pm Swap Meet and Show. Trophies and Cash Prizes. Vendors, food, parts, clothing, leather and much much more. ATM always on site. Call Becky for details and information, 352793-9877. www.cyclemeet.com.

JANUARY 8TH - 11TH - 17th Annual Thunder By The Bay Motorcycle Festival.

Starts on 1/8/2015 and ends on 1/11/2015.

This year's 17th Annual “Thunder By The Bay” Motorcycle Festival promises to once again be one Sarasota's premier events kicking off the new year.

This year's festival begins with a new sporting clay tournament on Thursday. Then on Friday a "Born To Be Wild" kickoff party featuring specialty whiskey, wine, craft beer, and cigar tastings will be held at The Francis ballroom downtown. On Saturday and Sunday, Main Street in downtown Sarasota is where you want to be for a downtown festival featuring live entertainment, lots of vendors, two bike shows, special guests, and a special Cruise For Cash motorcycle ride on Sunday morning offering $4,000 in cash prizes. At Downtown Sarasota, ph 941-371-8820 ext 1800. Info 941-371-8820 ext.

1800. www.ThunderByTheBay.org.

JANUARY 10TH - 11th Annual Locks of Love - 3pm Haircuts start at Biff Burgers, 3939 49th St N., ph 727-527-5297. Ponytail cuts are FREE if you are donating them! Three bands playing, donations welcome, info Ann Bastien 727954-6100.

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JANUARY 10TH - "The Poker Run" - 5-7pm Sign up at American Legion Post 275, 360 Wilson St, Dunedin, FL 34698, ph 727-733-8153. Always $5 a hand or 3 hands for $10. January Special: Everyone gets a Free Extra Card - You Must buy one hand to receive a free one. Stops at: Tumbleweeds in Dunedin, Ronda'vous in Seminole, Softails in Seminole. 10:30pm Last bike in at Nickel City, 7658 Park Blvd N, Pinellas Park, ph 727-5459325. Proud supporter of Pinellas County Foster & Adoptive Parents Assoc., info Jeff 727-439-1722. www.SuncoastBrotherhood.org.

JANUARY 15TH - 18TH - GIBTOWN BIKE FEST - Bike show, car show, vendors, free H-D factory Demo Rides, The Ives Brothers Wall Of Death, 15 bands on 4 stages including Bobby Friss and Soul Circus Cowboys, and much more! For more info visit www.gibtownmotorcyclerally.com JANUARY 17TH - MISS HARLEY GIRL CONTEST - $4,500 in cash and prizes. at Gibtown Bikefest.

Registration from 11am till 1pm and starts at 2pm. $1,500 for 1st prize, $700 for 2nd and $300 for 3rd. and title of HD florida brand ambassador and Harley photo shoots, ads and events. For more info call 888-293-1517 JANUARY 24TH - FREE CONCERT AT ORLANDO HARLEY WITH FOGHAT - Free concert to benefit BACA. 4pm till 10pm. For info call 407-423-0346 JANUARY 24TH - Zephyrhills Eagle Riders' Steve Stacey's Memorial Poker Run / Freeze Your Buns Cancer Run for Kids 10:30am Registration at Zephyrhills Eagles #3752, 4149 New River Road, Wesley Chapel 33543, ph 813-780-1558 or Leisure Beach Eagles #3997, 6840 Beach Blvd, Hudson, 34667, ph 727-868-3997 MAP. $15 Per rider (poker hand and meal ticket), $5 per passenger (meal ticket), $5 additional poker hand. Cruisin' for Cancer (car, truck, & bike show), live music, food, drinks, biker games, bike contests, cornhole, horseshoes, 50/50 raffle. Evening victory party & dance continues indoors at 6pm. Two full liquor bars and two bands.

JANUARY 23rd - January 25th FLORIDA MOTORCYCLE EXPO AND BIKE BUILDER INVITATONAL - Jagermeister stage, live bands all weekend long including a free concert from THE LACS, $100 an hour cash give-a-way, man cave give-a-way, $20,000 Bike Builder Invitational, Miss Full Throttle Bikini Contest, burlesque show, ride in bike show on Sunday, LED bike show on Friday Night, free fireworks display Saturday night, over 150 vendors and much more! For info call 727-9354875 or e-mail tonyc@floridafullthrottle.com JANUARY 31ST - 9th Annual Dania Beach Vintage Motorcycle Show - 10am-5pm at Frost Park, 300 NE 2 Street (south of Ft Lauderdale Airport off US 1). View over 300 vintage motorcycle along with: Harley Skill Team, Field games, Vendors, Antique Bicycle Display, Live Music, Swap Meet, Roller Derby Girls, Kiddie play area, Food and More!!

Proceeds go to Stray Aid and Rescue. This year's theme: Sportsters. Registration now on website: www.DaniaBeachVintageBikeShow. com, info Clive 954-830-8855.

JANUARY 31ST - JIM'S HARLEY CHILI COOK-OFF - 11am till 2pm at Jim's HarleyDavidson in St. Pete. All you can eat chili for $7 along with cold beer, live music, vendors and 50/50. One free beer per chili purchase. $500 in cash and prizes and trophies for people's choice, hottest chili and best decorated booth! contestants contact Kim at 727-527-9672 or kcabral@jimshd.com 11

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TUESDAYS: CRAB DADDY'S St. Pete Beach, Fl MONDAY: Port Bar 6670 Gulf Blvd. St. Pete Beach 850-313-0302 WEDNESDAY: 1ST DOWN SPORTS BAR 5748 Main Street New Port Richey 727-232-2956 Biff Burger 3939 49th Street N. St.Pete, FL 727-527-5297 Green Iguana Brandon, Fl Quaker Steak & Lube 10400 49th Street N. Pinellas Park, FL 727-572-WING Raccoon’s Bar 3240 Lithia Pinecrest Valrico, FL 813-689-5079 The Rack - Brandon 1025 W. Brandon Blvd.

Brandon, Fl 33511 813-571-7220 THURSDAY: APPLE BEE'S 2nd Thurs. Sarasota, Fl FULL THROTTLEVISION LIVE on your computer FullThrottleVision.com 7pm-8pm HIGH OCTANE SALOON 1590 S. Suncoast Blvd. Homosassa, FL 34448 352-794-6037 or 352-613-4957 HOGANS BEACH BIKE NIGHT EVERY THUHRSDAY NIGHT 7pm - 11pm 7700 W Courtney Campbell Causeway, Tampa, FL 33607 (813) 281-8900 QUAIL HOLLOW 6225 "Old Pasco Road Wesley Chapel THUNDER TAVERN 5111 State Rd 54 New Port Richey FRIDAY: PEGGY CORRAL Palminto, Fl RhonDavous Bar 9919 Seminole Blvd. Seminole FL 727-398-5579 VENOM II New Port Richey, Fl SATURDAY: Biff Burger 3939 49th Street N. St.Petersburg, FL 727-527-5297 SUNDAY: Peggy's Corral 4511 US Hwy 41 N Palmetto, FL 34221 941-447-9609 Porpoise Pub Bike Day 8701 Seminole Blvd. Seminole, FL 727-393-7616

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It’s the beginning of a new year, we hope everyone enjoyed their holidays with family and friends. The Pasco Diva’s enjoyed doing Christmas shopping for foster children which we choose their names off the Christmas tree at Whiskey River Grill and Bar, then enjoyed lunch and watching the boat parade when we dropped off the toys.

Then we donated to Mitty P. Locke elementary school for school supplies with what was left over from our yearly fundraising efforts. We decorated or float for the annual New Port Richey Christmas parade Dec. 13th we tossed beads and handed out stuffed animals to the little ones.

A few of us went out and delivered thank you certificates to the generous persons and businesses that donated to our spaghetti charity dinner earlier in the year which benefited Pasco

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Stand Down for the homeless vets.

In November we held our elections and our officers remain the same but we have added new members and a few new officers so I would like to welcome them all to the group. We are working on our webpage now that we have a member that is good at that. And we have a media marketing officer now and Sally aka Saucy will be doing the next Pasco article so I am sure it will be a lot better than mine since she is experienced in marketing. Our next meeting in Jan. will be the 3rd Thurs. Jan. 15th at Venoms 1 its time to start making our plans for the New Year, charity work etc..

Please everyone be safe out there.

For info check out Facebook page Diva Angels Pasco Chapter for location of our meetings 630pm is social time, then meeting starts approx. 7pm, guests are welcome to attend and check us out. And you don’t need a bike to be a member

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If I have not already seen you I want to wish you all a happy New Year. With this new year I hope to see you all out at some of the January events starting with Thunder by the Bay that will run January 8th – 11th.

Gibtown Bike Fest is the 15th 18th and of course the one you should not miss is the weekend of the 23rd - 25th - Full Throttle's Motorcycle Expo Bike Builder Invitational. Full Throttle magazine is the only one that gives you a 3 day party every year - we have the Jaeger stage, we have the Miss Full Throttle Bikini contest with a $1,000 prize purse, we have fireworks, there is the $100 an hour cash give away, a ride in bike show on Sunday, a Man Cave give away and a band line up that is fantastic with local bands and national recording artists too!! BUT most of all there is the Bike Builder Invitational with a prize purse worth $20,000 along with coveted trophy and ring!! The Full Throttle and Suncoast toy runs were huge successes - thanks for making so many kids happy and giving them a wonderful Christmas yet again!! …till next mouth Live Life to the Fullest and Party you’re a** off Dew

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As you might know, I was in a very bad car accident back in November. I went from Bayonet Point Hospital to a rehab and then to another rehab.

Each place has been worse than the first one. I really feel sorry for those that have no one to look out for them. In most facilities, if you make any noise or problems, they put a pill in your mouth to shut you up. It is really terrible.

I am slowly getting better. It has been terrible trying to tolerate these places and their staff. They tell you one thing and do another. Many times they will not even tell me what pills they are giving me. You can sit and wait for hours and the doctors do not even listen to you. You can give them all the information and nothing ever happens. It is always someone elses fault when nothing gets done. Thanks to some good friends, I have been able to get better slowly.

I will write more next month. Thank you for all the get well wishes.

See you soon Kari.

Welcome to the first Back Yard of 2015. I do hope everyone had a safe and happy holiday season. But now that that is all out of the way it's time to get on with a jam packed 2015 in the biker community. The great thing about Florida is January is the start of biking season Where the other states are closed for the winter Florida and running Full Throttle.

It all kicks off with Thunder By The Bay in Downtown Sarasota January 10th & 11th.Then January 14th to the 18th it Gibtown Bikefest. Then to end the month of January it is the 2015 Full Throttle Bike Builders Expo at Quaker Steak and Lube January 23rd to 25th. The 2015 will be bigger and better than ever with tons of great music on the Jagermeister stage. Also the famous Miss Full Throttle Bikini contest, Dave Frank Memorial Fireworks show and so much more.

Make your plans to hang with Full Throttle all month long. Ride safe everyone and may your 2015 be the best year ever.

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On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. ‘What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police offi cer.

‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger. Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day ‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New off .” The man replies, “And how would you do Year’s Eve?’ enquired the constable sarcasti- that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She cally. then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”

‘My wife,’ slurred Daniel grimly The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.” The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that ********************************* you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the Two guys were playing golf. On the tee, day off .” The man starts to follow her and the Jack hit his shot way left of the fairway in boss says, “Where are you going?” The man some buttercups. Bob proceeded to hit and his ball went way off to the right in the says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.” bushes. Jack eventually found his ball and proceeded to hit in the buttercups. All of a sudden, he heard a big *POOF* and a fairy **************************************** appeared. She proceeded to say to Jack that she was Mother Nature and that she was really upset at him for damaging the butter- A husband exclaims to cups. She said, ‘’Jack, for all the damage that his wife one day, “Your you did to my buttercups, you will not have butt is getting really any butter to put on your toast in the morn- big. It’s bigger than ing for the next month. No, as a matter of the BBQ grill!” Later fact, I am so upset at that night in bed, the you that you won’t husband makes some have any butter for the whole next year! advances towards his That should teach wife who completely brushes him off . “What’s you a lesson so wrong?” he asks. She answers, “Do you really you won’t hurt my think I’m going to fi re up this big-ass grill for creations.” *POOF* one little weenie?”

She disappeared.

Jack, stunned by what just happened, ***************************************** called out, “Bob! Bob! Come over here here quick!” Bob replied, “Wait a sec. I’m hitting A lady goes to the doctor and complains that my shot and I’ll be right over.” Jack yelled her husband is losing interest in sex. The back at Bob, “Where are you?” Bob answered, “I’m over here in the pussy willows.” doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that Jack shouted back, “Don’t swing Bob! For it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it the love of God, don’t swing!” into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, ********************************* she’s back at the doctor, where she says, “Doc, 10 Facts About You: the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes 1. You’re reading this now. like you said! It wasn’t fi ve minutes later that he 2. You’re realizing that this is a stupid fact. jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto 4. You didn’t notice I skipped number 3. the fl oor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off , 5. You’re checking now. and ravaged me right there on the table!” The 6. You’re smiling.

7. You’re still reading this even though it is doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill stupid. was that strong! The foundation will be glad 9. You didn’t realize I skipped number 8. to pay for any damages.” “Nah,” she says, “that’s 10.You’re checking again and smiling beokay. We’re never going back to that restaurant cause you fell for it again. anyway.”

11. You’re enjoying this.

12. You didn’t realize I said 10 facts not 12. *****************************************

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Satan appeared before a small town congrega tion. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic eff ort to get away.

Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.

Satan walked up to him and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”

The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”

Satan asked, “Aren’t you going to run?”

“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.

Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”

The man replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years.” *****************************************’ A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said: “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want.” The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacifi c! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of some thing that would honour and glorify me.” The biker thought about it for some time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, an how I can make a woman truly happy!” The Lord replied, “How many lanes do you want on that bridge?”

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I thought it would be nice to do a recap of LITE UP MY BIKE’s “LIGHT NIGHT” that was held Nov. 29, 2014. There were over 200+ bikes, the weather cooperated, and good food & coffee were enjoyed by everyone! Bob Poneleit (Hap’s Cycle Sales 941-365-3443) MC’d everything (GOOD JOB, Bob!). I’d like to thank JACK (941-720-5323) for putting on this wonderful event.

Our condolences to Jim Ferrara (SEA BREEZE MARINE CANVAS 941-747-6311) who just lost his dad (December 13, 2014). His dad (who had been sick for a long time) was 83 and a Veteran. This is a picture of his Christmas tree.

Check out these amazing places: CLASSIC CARS OF SARASOTA (941-927-3733) MUSCLE CAR CITY (941-575-5959) Punta Gorda T & E CYCLE (941-639-7200) Punta Gorda January WAS a depressing month for me (the holidays are over, it’s a l-o-n-g month, Christmas bills are overflowing your mail box, etc.); UNTIL I learned how to ride and became a rep for FULL THROTTLE MULTI-MEDIA. Now there’s so much going on in January, you don’t have time to be depressed!

THUNDER BY THE BAY JANUARY 8-11, 2015 (downtown Sarasota) GIBTOWN BIKE FEST JANUARY 15-18, 2015 (Riverview) FULL THROTTLE’s BIKE BUILDERS INVITATIONAL & MOTORCYCLE EXPO JANUARY 23-25, 2015 (Quaker Steak, Clearwater) Hope to see ya’ll there!

Til Next Issue, RIDE SAFE AND RIDE WHENEVER YOU CAN!!!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR, 2015! There are lots of events, so let’s get to it!

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SPIDER’S ROAD KILL (941-8838000) 11:30-1pm FREE burgers & hotdogs for BLACK WIDOW H-D customers (weather permitting) LEATHER OR NOT 10-2pm SPECIAL SALES (941-875-9380) LEATHERNECKS MC 7:30 pm-? OPEN HOUSE INFO: TOP HAT (843-538-7519) JANUARY 25 SIX BENDS “SUNDAY’S ON THE PLAZA”, 1-4 pm 9501 Thunder Rd., Ft. Myers (844-7492363) THE HALL IN PALMETTO 11am-7pm (every Sunday) (888-470-3240) 6 Bends Christmas Tree MUGS n’ JUGS BIKE NIGHT, Lehigh Acres (239-369-5069) JANUARY 28 SIX BENDS “WHY NOT WEDNESDAY”, 6-9pm 9501 Thunder Rd., Ft. Myers (844749-2363) JANUARY 30 CAR CRUISE FRIDAY @ SIX BENDS 5-8pm 9501 Thunder Rd., Ft. Myers (844-749-2363) JANUARY 31 SPIDER’S ROAD KILL (941883-8000) 11:30-1pm FREE 10990 Innovation Ave., Unit 128 North Port, burgers & hotdogs for BLACK WIDOW H-D INFO: TOP HAT (843-538-7519) customers (weather permitting) JANUARY 16 LEATHER OR NOT 10-2pm SPECIAL SALES CAR CRUISE FRIDAY @ SIX BENDS 5-8pm (941-875-9380) 9501 Thunder Rd., Ft. Myers (844-749-2363) JANUARY 17 FEBRUARY 15 SPIDER’S ROAD KILL (941-883-8000) 11:30ABATE Pre-Daytona Biker Bash Noon—5 @ 1pm FREE burgers & hotdogs for BLACK Tarzan’s Jungle Bar, Venice WIDOW H-D customers (weather permitting) (941-224-6160) LEATHER OR NOT 10-2pm SPECIAL SALES (941-875-9380) Til Next Issue, Nancy P., Full Throttle rep JANUARY 18 RIDE SAFE AND RIDE WHENEVER YOU CAN! THE HALL IN PALMETTO 11-7pm (every SunManatee/ Sarasota/ Charlotte Counties day) (888-470-3240) JANUARY 21 SIX BENDS “WHY NOT WEDNESDAY”, 6-9pm 9501 Thunder Rd., Ft. Myers (844-749-2363) JANUARY 23 JAN 23 – 25 = FULL THROTTLE’s MOTORCYCLE EXPO & BIKE BUILDERS INVITATIONAL (727-935-4875) or FloridaFullThrottle.com CAR CRUISE FRIDAY @ SIX BENDS 5-8pm 9501 Thunder Rd., Ft. Myers (844-749-2363) JANUARY 24

The Full Throttle Teddy Bear Toy Run had a great turn out this year. The weather was beautiful and the sun was shining on us Dec. 20th as we gathered at Tampa Harley-Davidson to ride to St. Joseph's Children's Hospital. We had about 150 bikes on the ride and everyone brought handfuls of toys. Full Throttle had $600 to spend that we raised at our poker tournament and we spent it all on games and toys for the kids! We also collected around $325 in cash donations and handed that directly to the hospital. Thank you to everyone who attended this amazing ride. We do this ride twice a year, July and December and we hope to see you all again on the July ride!

The Suncoast Brotherhood Toy Run had a great turn out also this year. The ride started at the Kmart Parking lot in Dunedin and the lot filled up quick. Kmart had tons of great toys for the bikers to buy for the run as well! The route was a little different than the past few years but I think it was much better.

The ride went down through downtown Dunedin and by the hospital. There were a ton of people standing on the road waving and cheering us on. The Full Throttle truck was the second on the ride, it use to be the Full Throttle Fire Truck but we no longer have that. There had to be over 1,000 bikes on the ride as after we parked it took another 30 minutes for all the bikes to pull in and park at the American Legion Post 275.

Congrats on another successful year and the huge turn out to the Suncoast Brotherhood.

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