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r e e r f BIGGER BOLDER Cruise down the open scenic highways of Daytona Beach and meet up with thousands of riders in the birthplace of speed for Biketoberfest 2013. Be here for four days of non-stop entertainment including: • Live music • Races, bike shows and displays • Food, great scenic rides and plenty more So, come play a little harder at one of the world’s most famous motorcycle events. Seize the day.

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Table Of Contents

YOU DON’T SAY?

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8 LETTER FROM THE EDITORS 22 DIvA ANgELS 40 CHARLIE’S BACK YARD 42 DEw DROP INN 44 OL’ CHARLIE 3 FINgER 48 FROM THE PEN OF BIg AL

PINELLAS REDNECK OLYMPICS SATURDAY AUgUST 10TH

MONTHLY DEPARTMENTS 3 FRAN HAASCH 8 FT SALES STAFF 10-11 CRUISIN’ CALENDAR 64 FUNNY BONES

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FEATURES 14 FT 2013 EvENTS 18-19 ATOMIC TATTOO 28 FT SPEAKS TO RIDERS 38-39 JAw DROPPIN 50 SORE ASS RUN RECAP 52 THE INTERN 53 RED RYDER 54 MEET NANCY P. 56 CHRISTMAS IN JULY 58 STELLAH 62 HARD ROCK RECAP 66-67 DEADLIEST TITAN 72-73 RIDE SMART FLORIDA 74 ABATE OF FLORIDA 75 THUNDER CARTOON 6

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Registration, Ride Route & After-Party all take place at Orlando Harley-Davidson South Registration: 8:30am-10am Ride departs: 10:30am After-party: 12pm-3pm

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I hope this damn rain ends soon!

Every time I look at my bike, the skies open up and mother nature laughs at me. Luckily we have had a few events get through in the month of July. We had a great time at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino where they threw a great party on the top level of the Winners Way Garage. About 500 bikes showed up and it was an awesome time! We also did our Annual Soaked and Sore Ass Poker Run and had over 100 bikes make the long wet trek to Savannah, Georgia. Then we went to the hospital and made some kids smile on the Christmas in July Toy Run. July actually ended up being a great month despite all the rain we saw.

August is looking good with some of the big national events going on and some new bike nights starting in the area.

Every Thursday night, Jannus Landing and Club Detroit are starting a new bike night. This is really cool with bikes parking inside the courtyard at Jannus Landing. This is going to take off so plan on coming out and having a good time. Of course, August always means The Sturgis Black Hills Rally in South Dakota. We at Full Throttle are making plans for the 2015 event with Jaw Dropping Customs and a few others. We are already planning a route, dates, miles, and all arrangements. Be on the lookout for that next year!

This year they are also celebrating the 110th anniversary of HarleyDavidson with some huge concerts and parties up in Milwaukee, WI a few weeks after Sturgis.

If you are reading this, you have chosen to pick up one of the longest running motorcycle publications and media advertising in the state of Florida. This November we will be celebrating our 17th anniversary as a magazine and a few months ago reached 200 issues. If you are looking to reach the motorcycle market in the state of Florida, there is only one choice in advertising, FULL THROTTLE MULTI-MEDIA (THROTTLE POWERED ADVERTISING) We have over 11,500 fans on our facebook page and that number is growing by 50-100 per week. That is almost triple our closest competitor in Florida. Besides that we have a weekly e-mail blast with over 8,000 local bikers e-mails we send out every Wednesday or Thursday with a 20% or better open rate. We print an average of 20,000 copies per month and have NEVER missed an issue in almost 17 years. If you are looking for an advertising venue, with reasonable rates, good quality info, and the betterment of the motorcycle community in mind, call us and we will take great care of you! We have a new offer as well if you are looking to advertise. We will buy you a FREE iPad速 if you sign an advertising agreement for 6 months with a custom skin of your company. Contact your local rep for more info.

I would like to say happy 13th birthday to my son Tyler Jenkins on August 17th and also happy birthday to everyone we know in August: Tom Shirra, Fallon Flynn, Jim Dohms, Dee Randall, Ryan Ritchie, Mark Waters, Jennifer Wilson, Marissa Everhart, Dusty Cox, Somer Huffman, Stan Morrissey, "Granny" Jerry DeGrandchamp, Brett Swetay, Jim Weigand, Norma Fucito, Monta Eastman, Anne Butler, Brendon Whitfield, Sharmon Lenth, Howard Chipman, Helene Miller, AUNT LOU Louise Mikesell-Wireman, Daisy Davidson, Paula (DESI) Desiree Abbey, Rick Whitley, and our very own staff photographer Gamo Robles.

DONT DRINK AND RIDE! Drink + Ride = DUMBASS!

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SAT. JULY 6TH - Plant City Bike Fest - 5-9pm every 1st Saturday of every month at Historic Downtown Plant City, 102 N Palmer St. Free admission, Food, Drinks, live entertainment on Main Stage, bike show, 50/50 and biker games, emceed by Radical Randy, vendors and shopping in the downtown district, info The Greater Plant City Chamber of Commerce, 813-754-3707. www. plantcity.org SUN. JULY 7TH - WEBSTER MONTHLY SWAP MEET, CAR & BIKE SHOW - Located at Webster Westside Flea Market, 516 NW 3rd. Steet (CR 478 & NW 3rd.

St) Webster FL. 33597. Gates open 8:00 AM until 3:00 PM the 1st Sunday of every month rain or shine. General admission $5.00, children under 14 FREE. Show & Corral(for sale by owner) registration $10.00. Club/Organization Participation Award (10 or more vehicles registered) Trophies & Cash Prizes! Vendors welcome: outside 15' x 30' spaces $18; covered 10' x 10' $10. ATM provided

by FL ATM SERVICES always on site. Contact: Jackie Smith. Email: websterswaps@aol.com Info: 800832-7396. Reservations: 352-628-4656. www. myspace.com/webstercyclemeet AUGUST 6th - Big Papa's Pit Inaugural Bike Night - 6-9pm at BIG PAPA'S PIT, 2803 E. Bearss Ave. (Intersection of Bearss & Bruce B. Downs), ph 813-490-9567. Every 1st & 3rd Tues. STARTS AUG 6TH Rain or Shine hopefully no rain, Emceed by Rick & hosted by Susan.. Fun starts in the parking lot, Music, 50/50, Outdoor eating & Drinking on Patio, Bike games, Door prize giveaways, Bikers discount, Food & Drink Specials, Plenty of parking, All Bikers Welcome & Vendors... More things to come.. Come Join The Fun, info Susan 813-9971133 or email bikenights@yahoo.com or visit us on our website http://www.bikenights.net AUGUST 10TH - REDNECK OLYMPICS - Starting at 2pm at Quaker Steak and Lube 10400 49th Street N. Clearwater, FL. 1st place - $300, 2nd place $150 and 3rd place - $50. Music by Jaded. There will be a ton of great events like the frozen t-shirt contest, armpit serenade, hog calls, redneck costume contest, shoot the doe, drunk tricycle course, mud pit belly flop and much more! All hosted by Radical Randy. For more info call 727-572-9464 10

AUGUST 10TH - Suncoast Brotherhood Full Moon Poker Run - 5-7pm Sign up at Norton’s Sports Bar, 1824 Main St. Dunedin 34698, ph 727734-2053. Poker Hands Still $5.00 or 3 for $10.00.

"August Special" - "Draw the Secret Fun Card" and get a "FREE" extra hand (You must buy one to get 2nd hand free). Cash prizes 1st/2nd/3rd/Pot Luck = $100/$75/$50/$25. Stops at: Wild Willy’s in Largo, Donk”s Sports Bar in St Pete, Big Shots in st Pete, 10:30pm last bike in at Kahuna's Grill, 10515 Gandy Blvd. St Pete 33702, ph 727-576-7800.

11pm Winners announced, 50/50 at Last Stop. Up to 2 Extra Cards Per. Hand at Last stop $1.00 each.

Proud supporter for Pinellas County Foster Kids, info , Tony 727-678-1876 or Jeff 727-439-1722. www.suncoastbrotherhood.org.

AUG. 23RD - 25TH - 8th Annual Starke Bike Fest - On Historic Downtown Call St, 100 E Call St. Free and in the streets, Food, Games, Contests. Friday: 1pm-Midnight, Bands. Saturday: 10am-Midnight. Bike Show & Bands. Sunday: 9am-Noon. Breakfast & Blessing of the Bikes. For more info, contact N. Florida Regional Chamber of Commerce, Starke, ph 904-964-5298. Vendors contact DeAnna Adams 904-964-5278, Deanna@ northffloridachamber.com, see website for accommodations and vendor info. www.StarkeFLBikeFest.com.

August 18TH Mad Beach Bike Fest - Sponsored by Monthly Madness on Madeira Way, SIK Promotions, Full Throttle Magazine, St. Petersburg Tribune, City of Madeira Beach, and BeachLife The mad beach bike fest will be held at, 15004 Madeira Way in Madeira Beach. The event opens at 10:00 am. There will be a 10-class motorcycle show with trophies judged by Full Throttle Magazine as well as a fund-raiser People's Choice trophy.

Bike enthusiasts will be showing off their classic, antique, new and customized motorcycles from all eras. Other activities include raffles, auctions, music, food vendors and others offering bike-related gear. The proceeds will benefit B.I.K.E.R.S.C.A.P., a 501(c)3 organization, which provides much needed complete home computer systems to disadvantaged children through recycling and updating older used systems. For more information call (727) 322-5217, click here to send e-mail, or go to https://www.facebook.com/MonthlyMadnessMadBch.

August 24 - Ride for Rissy - Sponsored by Turning Point Worship Center. The ride starts at 1400 E. Georgia St. in Bartow. The motorcycles go out at 11:00 am. This will be a Steeple Chase throughout Polk County to raise funds to offset medical bills for Rissy, a 16 year old girl. For more information call (863) 877-6515 or click here to send e-mail.

AUGUST 23RD - 25TH - THUNDER MUSIC PARK BIKE FEST - Full liquor bar and free admission.

There will be bands, vendors, bikini contest, biker games, tattoo parlor, live radio broadcasts and much more. 9057 US Hwy 301 Hampton, FL 32044 AUGUST 24 - JAW DROPPIN CUSTOMS OPEN HOUSE - Food and free beer from 12noon till 4pm then an after party at Quaker Steak and Lube from 4pm till 8pm. 5060 110th Ave. n.

Clearwater, FL 33760 727-561-7345 *FRIDAY* AUGUST 30TH - FULL THROTTLE'S TUCK A BUCK POKER RUN - ADULTS ONLY Registartion from 6pm till 8pm at Bare Assets South 8804 66th Street South. $10 per hand or 3 hands for $25. BEAST HANDS WIN $500! Last hand in by 11pm with winners announced at 12midninght. You will get free admissions to all the clubs on the run. For rmore info call 813-814-1424 or 727-935-4875 AUGUST 31ST - HARLEY-DAVIDSON BIRTHDAY BASH AT ORLANDO HARLEY - Live music throughout the day, The world famous Trans Ams from 3pm till 9pm, 110 give-a-ways from stage, Quarter pounders and Birthday Cake and huge air-conditioned Tent. fo rmore info visit www.orlandoharley.com SEPTMEBER 5TH - BROWN BOXER BIKE NIGHT - 1st Thursday of the month bike night starting September 5th at the Countryside location. Live music, bud light specials, liv emusic, raffles, trophies and a Boxer Bike Show all from 6pm till 10pm. for more info call 727-799-3000 11

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MONDAY: Beef O’ Brady’s 27315 W. Highway 54 Wesley Chapel, FL 813-994-1511 Port Bar 6670 Gulf Blvd. St. Pete Beach 850-313-0302 WEDNESDAY: 1ST DOWN SPORTS BAR 5748 Main Street New Port Richey 727-232-2956 Biff Burger 3939 49th Street N. St.Pete, FL 727-527-5297 Quaker Steak & Lube 10400 49th Street N. Pinellas Park, FL 727-572-WING Raccoon’s Bar 3240 Lithia Pinecrest Valrico, FL 813-689-5079 The Rack - Brandon 1025 W. Brandon Blvd.

Brandon, Fl 33511 813-571-7220 THURSDAY: FULL THROTTLEVISION LIVE on your computer FullThrottleVision.com 7pm-8pm HIGH OCTANE SALOON 1590 S. Suncoast Blvd. Homosassa, FL 34448 352-794-6037 or 352-613-4957 Hennessy's Bar & Spirits 127 forest Lakes Road Oldsmar, FL 813-854-2255 COYOTE UGLY SALOON 1722 E. 7th Ave. Tampa FL (Ybor City) CLUB DETROIT 16 2nd Street N. St. Pete SATURDAY: Biff Burger 3939 49th Street N. St.Petersburg, FL 727-527-5297 SUNDAY: Peggy's Corral 4511 US Hwy 41 N Palmetto, FL 34221 941-447-9609 Porpoise Pub Bike Day 8701 Seminole Blvd.

Seminole, FL 727-393-7616 Uncle Mike’s Smokehouse Grille At Brandon Harley (EVERY SUNDAY) 9847 Adamo Drive.

Brandon, FL 33619 813-664-6888

BROWN BOXER (Countryside) First Thursday Of Every Month 26111 US Highway 19 North Clearwater, FL 33763 Phone: 727.799.3000 Gunn Highway Flea Market 4th SUN. Every month 2317 Gunn Highway Odessa Fl. 33556 813-920-3181 Plant City Bike Fest (1st Saturday of the month) Plant City, FL 813-754-3707 Uncle Mike’s Smokehouse Grille At Brandon Harley THIRD THURS. 9847 Adamo Drive.

Brandon, FL 33619 813-664-6888 Uncle Mike’s Smokehouse Grille At Brandon Harley (EVERY SUNDAY) 9847 Adamo Drive.

Brandon, FL 33619 813-664-6888 Webster Westside Flea Market (First Sunday) 1-800-832-3477 - 352-628-4656 If You have a bike event that takes place once a month please send us your info and we will list it here for FREE. Contact Tony at Full Throttle Magazine or e-mail TonyC@floridafullthrottle.com 13

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Aug 23-25 Starke, FL

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Bands & Vendors • Bikini Contest Bike Games • Tattoo Parlor Live Radio Broadcasts and much more....

Friday 8/23 Kickoff Party Lost Southern Boys 8pm-12 Midnight Saturday 8/24 Evil Monkey 12-2pm Kinky Corn Flake Wrestling with Boogie Man Bobby at 2pm-4pm Wet T-Shirt Contest 2pm-4pm Rosco Caine Band Frozen T-Shirt Contest 2pm-4pm AFTER SHOCK 4pm-6pm ROSCO CAINE 6pm-8pm Bikini Contest $1000 Cash Prize 8pm-10pm Pole Dance Contest 8pm-10pm After Shock Band BIG ENGINE 10 to midnight Sunday Bike Games The Bluz Buster 12 noon-2pm Jessie Smith (Blues)2pm-4pm Evil Monkey Band Limited Vendor Opportunitites Available 4pm-6pm Bridget Kelly Sunday Group Specials...Visit website for Details Big Engine Band

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727-846-1040 It’s seems this summer has been exceptionally warm and it’s only going to get hotter. Speaking of hot, as usual the Diva’s are on fire! We have been very busy riding and taking part in events for our community!

First off we had our Diva Angels All Chapter Raffle on June 19th. It was a fun filled evening at Quaker Steak & Lube where we also recognized some of our diva sisters on their five year anniversary. We also worked a wonderful event for our friend Sal LaPorte on the 23rd. Sal was diagnosed with lung cancer and QSL put together a wonder benefit for him. It was so much fun and Sal and his beautiful wife Tina definitely felt the love. The Divas also checked out the new Bike Night at Sea Dogs that following Tuesday. Twenty plus Divas attended and I don’t think Sea Dog’s will ever be the same! Next up was the St. Pete Pride Parade. The Diva’s and other bikers lead the parade and although we got drenched from the rain, fun was had by all. Our director Robin and her girl Sandy took part in Full Throttles Soaked & Sore Ass Poker Run and they had a blast…. and sore asses I’m sure.

While they were riding the roads between Florida and Georgia; some of us took part in the Women & Teens Car Care Clinic sponsored

by Hope Peterson, owner of New Hope Auto & Truck Services.

Hope has about six clinics per year so please visit her website at Ne-

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6230 Stone Rd Port Richey, FL 34668 www.Grace-Fx.com

wHopeAutoAndTruck.com for more information. You’ll be amazed at what you don’t know about your vehicle and how you can save time and money with proper maintenance. We had a huge Birthday bash for one of our ladies this past weekend; check out the picture as it speaks volumes!

We took part in the Wing House Patriot Motorcycle Ride on July 28th; good times for a good cause.

We also took time out to remember a very sweet lady who passed away recently, Yvonne Yerby. Some Angels attended the service and some the memorial ride. Yvonne was full of life and love for all her biker friends and will forever be remembered as a bright shining star in the biker community. God Bless you Ms. Yvonne……. There are a lot more events planned for the rest of the year. Rides, an 80’s night event, and a Chili Cook off Poker Run, and we’ll keep you posted. So friends until then, ride safe and rubber side down!

The Tampa Bay Chapter meets every 2nd Tuesday, 7:00pm at Quaker Steak & Lube in Clearwater (5:30-7 social meet & greet).

Check http://tampabaydivaangels.com to view our chapter news.

We welcome all guests to attend our rides, but only ladies are allowed to be members. Come Ride with Us!

Sheree (Sassy) Marketing/Media Director Diva Angels Tampa Bay Chapter

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Family Night - Free Kids Meals with any Adult Meal.

Free Video Games, RC Racing.

TUESDAYS: All-You-Can-Eat Wing Buffet WEDNESDAYS: Bike Nite & Biker Buffet THURSDAYS: Classic Car Night

FRIDAYS: Party on the Patio with Live Entertainment & & All-You-Can-Eat Breaded Boneless Wings $7.99 1 lb. of Breaded Boneless Wings (minimum re-order of 5, at 60¢ each.)

WEEKENDS: Poker Runs, Car Shows, Entertainment, Drink Specials, Sports on HD TVs and much more!

2-for-1 Happy Hour Daily 4-7pm

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Well, summer is here and July was a great month at here in the back yard. We kicked the month off celebrating the 3rd anniversary of our TV department of Full Throttle Vision.

We help the bash at High Octane Saloon in Homosassa, FL. As always we dedicated to the ladies and worked with our good friends at Wings Of Hope Cancer Team to promote breast cancer awareness.

As always the lovely ladies of Undercover Betty rocked the house all day long.

Undercover Betty belted out tons of rock-n-roll favorites along with a few of their original songs from their upcoming CD. I finally got my pink bra from Wing Of Hope. Thank you so much Ronnie and Sandy. It looks great hanging there on my wall of fame. Also we help out ladies high heel contest

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and the mens pink bra contest. Always tons of fun with that. And Thanks to Attorney Fran Haasch we gave 3 beautiful Red, White and Blue trophies for our bike show winners.

Then the highlight of the evening was our Miss Full Throttle Vision Bikini Contest. We had such Beautiful ladies as always from Florida,s Finest. Competition was tough this year with all the ladies but we was proud to Crown Miss Randi Kassha Seville as the 2013 Miss Full Throttle Vision. Thank you again to all the sponsors and we cant wait til next year. Ride Safe Bikers.

See you next month..

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Hi All, I just sat down to tell you a little about the last month. It went by so fast and we did a lot of things during July. If you didn’t get to go on the Soaked and Sore Ass Run – it was good. You rode through Florida and then into George (almost to South Carolina)! You did get wet and a sore ass too! We were at the 5th stop and the people who worked there were great and helpful to all of us (we went through a couple of rolls of paper towels trying to dry out hands) We stayed in Savannah two days and then went to St. Augustine for two more days for a mini vacation. The next weekend was the Christmas in July Toy Run from Tampa H-D to St. Joseph’s Children’s Hospital. It was nice to see all of the people coming out with toys for the kids! During August most of the bike nights are hoping the rain will go away. Also the Tuck a Buck run is coming on August 30th with a $500.00 purse to give away. You really do need to come out and enjoy the run, have fun and good luck to you all. Till next time” live life to the fullest and party your ass off “Dew

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Back in the 80s a guy called me up and said he had a gold wing for sale.

Said it had not run in a little over a year - the reason for it is that he owns tampa helicopter service. He hired a pilot from texas who brought it with him - when he got here he needed money so he hocked it to me for $600. Worked for me for a little less than a year and left me with the bike and never paid me. I want to sell it and I heard you buy and sell bikes. I told him I was definitely interested. He told me it was a Peter O Knight airport in Tampa so I went and looked at it.

It was a 1981 black fully dressed. So I bought it not running knowing I would have to clean the carbs and buy a battery.

Which I did and it run really good plus it had a radio - I never had a bike with a radio. It was a really nice ride and I really enjoyed it. I had a girlfriend who didnt like riding on bikes but she liked this one. She went for a ride and liked it and the radio. She decided she liked the gold wing not other bikes. As time went by she heard

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that Dolly Parton was going to make a personal appearance in miami and asked if we could go and take the bike. So we packed up and headed for miami and I was really lucky that we actually got to meet Dolly Parton. When we met her I kept looking down all the time - she was really nice but I kept looking down all the time. My girlfriend kept asking me why I kept looking down most men look just below the shoulders. So she turned to me and said, well darling, why are you looking down. I said did you see her feet and how tiny they were. My girlfriend looked me in the eye and said nothing grows in the shade.

I really enjoyed that goldwing - I have bought and sold a few more. I really like bikes 2 or 3 wheels thru my life. At almost 80 it has been my drug of choice - I cant seem to quit the habit.

Happy Birthday Susie - see you soon.

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Hiya! My Name is Tiphani Taylor, some call me T-Squared. I was recently called a unicorn as I’m apparently “rare” – not sure, people are interesting. I’ve been riding a sport bike for 6 years this week! I’m a dual major at USF-Tampa; I’m majoring in marketing and management. I’m one of the newest to join the Full Throttle Team and I’m the first Intern! I’m looking forward to the Fall semester, as it will be my last. I’ll be taking advantage of a great opportunity, and graduating with my dual major in December. I hope to gain B2B sales experience and learn all there is to know about working and advertising with Full Throttle.

A Little Background on Myself: I’ve been riding 6 years, been endorsed for 7. I’ve worked with Barney’s Brooksville, I was a porter, and the general manager’s assistant. I’m President of the Bull Bikers Association at USF, I’ve also been working for the University and FDOT assisting with data collections on rider behaviors. In addition, I’m currently training to become a MSF coach- training with Ride at Joe’s Motorcycle Training. I’m submerged in the motorcycle industry and I love every minute of it, even my family rides!

Recently: I was fortunate to help out with a stop along the recent Soaked and Sore Ass Run to Georgia; My mom, brother, and I loaded up the bikes and rode a total of 800 miles that weekend. We encountered lots of wind and rain, but we all had a great time along the way. Meeting all the other rain or shine riders were just added benefits. I look forward to working with everyone at Full Throttle and even more so looking forward to meeting and working with our friends, readers, and advertisers! Huge Thank You to Tony for giving me the opportunity to learn and partake in his business.

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Welcome to August Florida bikers! Are you enjoying all the rain? Ok Mother Nature, enough already! We wanna ride and do what bikers do....

Have you noticed how everything keeps going up in price? Of course you have. Our elected officials want you to believe that things are getting better. Better for who?

You gotta watch out for number one if your gonna keep your head above water.

So that being said, check this out. There's something everyone of you Florida bikers should be aware of. Real brotherhood is alive and well. No you don't have to join one of the many motorcycle clubs out there to find it. Did you know theirs a bunch of us scooters folks out there that are trying to look out for you and yours? They are called Florida Bikers Helping Florida Bikers, a 501- c-3 Non Profit Organization helping you one county at a time. There goal is to help sick or injured bikers county at a time

starting with Pasco, hernando, and citrus counties and hoping to rapidly spread throughout the state. Money is raised in each county through events , membership fees and sales of organization swagger, such as patches will be kept separate for each county. All money raised in each county will be recorded separately per county dispersed to the most severe case first. There goal is to make sure there are funds available to those in need. All it will cost you is 15.00 bucks to get involved. That Will get you a patch for your vest and some real brotherhood that is so hard to find these days. Get involved.

Bikers looking out for bikers. It don't get any better than that. With all the negatives out there, here's a positive that ,with our involvement, will do a lot to better the two wheeled community. Give "Q" a call at 727-808-2340. He's the State Captain for Florida Bikers Helping Florida Bikers. Also on the web at FBFBFLORIDA@YAHOO.COM .

THANK YOU BIKERS!

With every $20 Bikers Care specialty license plate you buy, you improve the lives of Floridians with disabilities.

Visit www.bikerscaretag.org for more information.

GET THE TAG. SHOW YOU CARE. Get your own Bikers Care tag at your local tag office or at www.myfloridaspecialtyplate.com/ motorcycle.html.

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This isn’t my usual piece on motorcycle shops I visited this month.

Actually, it is something that most people never want to talk about.

And I won’t bore you with the statistics of the accidents or fatalities involving motorcyclists. But there is one thing that you may want to consider. That’s why I interviewed SKYWAY MEMORIAL GARDENS ¬ located at 5200 US Hwy. 19 N, Palmetto, FL 34221 941-722-4543 Skyway Memorial Gardens opened in 1952 and just recently celebrated their 60th anniversary.

The land was originally a farm on 43 acres with magnificent Oak trees. Skyway Memorial Gardens is becoming known as the premier cemetery of Manatee County. Their mission – “… is to give outstanding service to our families, to use our imagination, to be creative, and to make it personal.”

Skyway’s consumer-friendly website(www.skywaymemorialgardens.com) is there to help families with helpful information pertinent to making the best decisions possible, including pre-arrangements, which are growing in popularity.

Skyway Memorial Gardens is a proud NorthStar Memorial Group, LLC (NSMG) provider and is among four distinguished Florida locations owned by the company. NSMG is nationally recognized for its quality, professionalism, ethical standards and its philosophy that encourages management to run their locations like it is their own, which allows them to be fully responsive to the needs of the communities served.

NSMG purchased Skyway Memorial Gardens in 2007 and has focused on enhancing services and choices for families, including new cremation options. The request for cremation has become increasingly popular in Florida. Today, more than 70 percent of area families choose cremation.

Additional enhancements include the addition of new niches, benches and beautiful pedestals. Their private estate area now includes more cremation memorialization responding to community requests.

As with any location, the staff is ultimately responsible for delivering the Skyway experience. Tracey Beale, Jacquelyn McNair, Hope Nebel, Debbie Nance, Richard Langlois, and Ricardo Velez, are among those who keep Skyway Memorial Gardens running smoothly.

Tracey Beale has been in the business for more than two decades. When asked who inspires her the most, she warmly responds “…her family

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(personally) and business,” and she is quick to acknowledge her two mentors, leaders of Skyway Memorial Gardens.

Detlef Taylor and Sam Upton.

Cremation’s popularity has grown due to its ability to cost-effectively memorialize a loved one. Urns may have personal icons such as bikes or keepsakes – there are a lot of different options. For instance, if you want to they can even put what club you belong to or if you’re in the military, etc. The options are almost limitless.

Skyway Memorial Gardens is active in reaching out to different community groups and organizations. It’s an educational process because they know first-hand that it’s never too late to plan because no one knows what the future will bring.

It’s a delicate subject for many. No one wants to talk about death or dying, but it’s somewhat easier to plan ahead and have “all of that stuff” taken care of so loved ones don’t have to deal with it.

Take for instance Jacquelyn – she is from a family with nine children. Luckily, her dad made all the arrangements ahead of time. Can you imagine getting all the nine kids together to make a decision?

The key is to pre-plan and not leave everything to the last minute when you’re loved ones are going through the emotional stress of a loved one’s passing. Pre-planning can also alleviate the financial burden at the time of need. Many options provide easy monthly payment plans. It doesn’t cost very much to get started and you don’t have to pay for it all at once.

“Buying a cemetery plot is a wise thing to do. It isn’t like real estate where the markets go up and down. It’s constantly going up,” Beale says. It’s better to buy it now and make monthly payments because it’s only going up. A family bought a crypt in 1999. It has gone up $14,000 dollars in 2013 prices! That’s unbelievable! It’s a good investment and if you don’t use it, you can always sell your plot or leave it to someone in your will,” she adds.

Skyway Memorial Gardens has two areas for Veterans (Field of Honor One and Two), a Christus area (for Catholics), the Last Supper Area (which has a statue of The Last Supper), and a Garden of Angels (for children). They are different than other cemeteries because Skyway Memorial Gardens donates the space and only charge for the labor (for open/closing). They also have Good Samaritan, Garden of Tranquility, Garden of Manatee and Upright Manatee.

As Skyway Memorial Gardens is growing, they’re also evolving and educating the community about options and cemetery areas, which is a big part of moving forward. For example, in an upright section, you can only have headstones that are standing. In a flat section, you can only have “flat” headstone. There

are reasons for these distinctions and understanding options allow families to make better choices for their memorialization.

On the note of being a “personalized service,” a woman passed away and she was a big fan of Monster trucks. So you know what they did? About 25 Monster trucks came to her procession and they drove around the cemetery to salute her passing. They blocked off the grounds just for that day.

One time, they even had 10 fire trucks ride in to salute a fallen fire fighter. One of the fire trucks got stuck by a tree branch! The branch had to be cut to get the fire trucks through! They’ve had bikers ride around their grounds to celebrate the life of a biker. Can you imagine, lots of Harleys, and Honda’s, and every bike out there revving up and giving a salute to a fallen biker and riding around the cemetery? This is what Skyway Memorial Gardens will do to help celebrate a great passion.

Skyway Memorial Gardens is hosting an open house September 15, 2013 from 11-4pm. You aren’t going to want to miss this one! Just head over the SKYWAY and you’ll be right there!

SKYWAY MEMORIAL GARDENS 5200 US HWY. 19 North Palmetto, FL 34221 941-722-4543

They are going to have BEST BIKE, a 50/50, and a family-style picnic including hamburgers, hotdogs, chips, and soda. Visitors will be able to take a tour of the grounds and Beale said that she’d even open up a “BIKER SECTION.” The only way you can get “in” is if you are a BIKER and this will also be a dedicated area. “BIKER HEAVEN” – COME AND SEE THE NEW GARDEN! There will be a cash prize for best-looking bike.

Discounts will be offered for a place in” BIKER HEAVEN,” BUT ONLY IF YOU ATTEND THIS OPEN HOUSE! ================= Well, it's AUGUST already! WHERE did the months go anyway???

Things are really "heating up" for TWISTED LIQUID and Jason Doty! They debuted their new lighted bike July 4th weekend. Here are some before and after pix. It only took them 4 days to build the bike also! They won 1st PLACE trophies for Best of Show, Disturbing the Peace, and Best Paint Job! Yeah, no kidding! Take a look at September's cover...

On Saturday, August 24, 2013, P-Man's is having a HEATSTROKE HOT ROD HOEDOWN. P-Man's is located at: 721 - 7th Ave., West, Bradenton, FL 34205 941-744-1157. How nice of P-Man to honor my b-day! :)

We are planning on a Bike Night to be held at Popi's Place III the third Thursday the 19 or Friday the 20 in September. Looking for vendors and sponsors. They are located at 10508 US HWY 41 North. The BIKE SHOP (1990 1st St., West, Bradenton 34208 941-744-0400) is sponsoring Bike Night at Popi's Place III.

Please call me, Nancy P. at 941-5653143 or George at 941-345-7230. They have a very nice setup and huge parking lot for vendors spaces and sponsors.

Til Next Issue, Ride Safe and RIDE WHENEVER YOU CAN! Nancy P., Full Throttle Rep. Manatee / Sarasota / Northern Charlotte

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About 50 bikes turned out for the Christmas in July Toy Run this year! We put a lot of smiles on kids faces that are stuck in the hospital that should be out playing. I would like to thank all of our great sponsors: The Fran Haasch Law Group, PAC Publishing, Tampa Harley-Davidson, Jaw Dropping Customs, Moto Tow, Bikers Post, LAMA Brandon Chapter, St. Joseph's Children's Hospital and everyone who showed up and gave to the kids. We also raised $115 cash and donated that directly to the hospital!

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A fl eeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to fi nd water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to fi nd a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack - selling ties.

The Taliban terrorist asked, “Do you have water?” The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?

They are only $5.”

The Taliban shouted hysterically, “Idiot Infi del! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment - I spit on your ties. I need water!”

“Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and only $5.” “i curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your neck and choke the life out of you but... I must conserve my energy and fi nd water!”

“Okay,” said the little old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infi del. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will fi nd a restaurant. It has the fi nest food and all the ice-cold water you need... Go In Peace.”

Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead and gasped...

“They won’t let me in without a tie!”

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TMore words of wisdom from Confucius: “Man with tool in woman’s mouth, not necessarily a dentist.”

“Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.”

“Man with hand in pocket is having a ball.”

“Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!”

“Wife who put husband in doghouse soon fi nd him in cat house.”

“Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.”

“Man who fi ght with wife all day, get no piece at night!”

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An old white haired man from Naples, Florida , walked into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger, very hot, sexy blonde at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’

So the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000’, the jeweler said.

The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said ‘Sir, there’s no money in that account.’

‘I know,’ said the old man. ‘But let me tell you about my weekend.’

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,

watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.

‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being six again?’

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

‘I meant my dress size, you f---ing retard!!!!’

************************************ ******************************************** One Sunday morning a pastor decided to do something a little diff erent.

A couple of quickies……………..

He said ‘Today, in church, I am going to say I was pretty excited when my new girlfriend a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want sent me a text message claiming that she you to sing whatever hymn that comes to loves anal. Dyslexic bitch , it turns out that your mind -she loves Alan, my best friend……

The pastor shouted out ‘CROSS.’ Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, ‘THE OLD RUGGED CROSS..’

The pastor hollered out ‘GRACE.’ The congregation began to sing ‘AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.’

The Pastor said ‘SEX’ and the congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock.

They all nervously began to look around at I said to the wife, “Get me a newspaper” “Don’t be silly,” she said “You can borrow my each other afraid to say anything. iPad” That spider never knew what hell hit it. Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little 87 year old grandmother I fi tted strobe lights in the bedroom. They’re stood and began to sing, ‘MEMORIES.’

brilliant...It makes the wife look like she’s actually moving during sex…

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Drink...

Alcohol is quickly absorbed. In just a few minutes, the alcohol from one drink starts to circulate throughout the body and affect the brain. Just one drink will make you five times more likely to crash.

Ride...

Alcohol and other drugs rob you of your ability to think clearly, use good judgment, react quickly, and maintain control over your motorcycle. These effects start the moment you’ve had your first drink.

Lose...

Many people don’t understand that alcohol, drugs and motorcycle riding don’t mix. Impaired riding is no accident–nor is it a victimless crime. Riding a motorcycle while impaired is not worth the risk of losing you life, killing an innocent person, ruining your bike, or going to jail.

The consequences of drunk riding are serious and real.

Here’s just a sample of what you have to lose for a first conviction:

Your bike

• Your motorcycle will be impounded for 10 days

Your money • • • •

Bond, legal costs, and towing fees Not less than $500 or more than $1,000 in fines for a first conviction Increased insurance premiums if convicted of DUI Lost time from work means lost wages

Your time • • • •

Up to 8 hours in jail following arrest Up to 6 months in jail if convicted of DUI Mandatory 50 hours of community service DUI school – 12 hours

Your driver’s license

• Driver license revoked for a six month minimum

Your pride

• Experience being handcuffed and placed in the back of a patrol car • A criminal record for the rest of your life • Explain your arrest to family, friends, and co-workers

Your life

• The emotional pain experienced by your loved ones

Live to ride another day.

Ride SmaRt FloRida

Florida Motorcycle Safety Coalition: Drink + Ride = Lose Did you know that the Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) cares about motorcyclists? Have you seen the billboards on I-4, I-75, and I-95 that warn motorists to Look Twice Save a Life? How about the billboards that advise you to Be Smart…Be Seen or Never Drink and Ride? The billboards are funded by the FDOT and implemented through Ride Smart Florida and the Florida Motorcycle Safety Coalition. Yes…there is a motorcycle safety coalition in Florida. It was established by the Florida Department of Transportation in 2008 in response to the increasing number of motorcycle accidents and fatalities that were occurring.

The Coalition is comprised of state agency leaders and staff, county leaders, law enforcement officers, motorcycle course trainers, EMT personnel, insurance providers, motorcycle dealers, riding groups, safety advocates, engineers, researchers, trauma center personnel, judges, and others. The main mission for the Coalition is to implement the Florida Motorcycle Safety Strategic Plan (MSSP) with a goal of improving the overall safety of motorcyclists. The Coalition looks at all of the safety factors for motorcyclists, but there are four areas that are their main focus at this time: 1.Educating motorists to watch for motorcycles; 2. Motorcyclists using Personal Protective Equipment including helmets; 3. Speeding; and 4. Drinking and Riding.

Ride Smart Florida is currently leading the efforts to reduce drinking and riding in Florida by introducing the Drink + Ride = Lose Campaign. The campaign will run concurrently with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration’s (NHTSA) Drunk Driving National Enforcement Crackdown scheduled August 16 through September 2, 2013.

Here are some sobering facts from the NHTSA and the Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over Campaign. Each year, nearly 11,000 people die on our roads due to drunk driving.

America has more drunk drivers than most countries have people.

17.2 million drivers have driven one or more times in the preceding 12 months when they thought they were over the legal limit. Every 48 minutes one more American will die because of drunk driving.

Between midnight and 3am, drunk driving crashes claim a life every 23 minutes. In Florida in 2011, impaired motorcyclists with a BAC of .08+ accounted for 26% of motorcycle fatalities, while impaired motorcyclists with a BAC of .01+ accounted for 32% of motorcycle fatalities. And who are the riders that are drinking and riding? The age group that was highest for fatally injured motorcycle riders with a BAC .08 g/dL or above was the 40-44 (38%) age group, followed by the 45–49 and 35–39 age groups at 37 percent, respectively.

Studies by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, the states of Florida and Kentucky, and in Australia (“Quick tips: The Importance of Riding Unimpaired by Alcohol or Other Drugs.” PDF) (Motorcycle Safety Foundation, 2006.) indicate the following: • Having any alcohol in one’s body increases the chance of crashing by five times.

•Having a BAC greater than 0.05 percent increases the risk of crashing about 40-fold.

• One-fourth of all fatal alcohol-related motorcycle crashes involve motorcyclists running off the road, overturning, or falling from the motorcycle rather than striking another object.

It’s a well-known fact that drinking is a part of motorcycle riding culture, but it’s a risk-taking behavior that can harm yourself and many other innocent motoring public. The statistics are sobering, but even greater sobering consequences are if you get hurt, get arrested, or become a fatality. Before you put that key in the ignition and swing your leg over the bike please remember that you are not the only one who suffers the consequences…your family and friends are unwilling victims to your actions. And as a family member and a friend, it’s your duty not to do it and an even greater duty not to let your buddy do it. Far too many friends have been lost on the roads of Florida….it’s up to you to make a difference.

Billboards are just one of the many tools utilized by the Coalition to promote Drink + Ride = Lose, motorcycle awareness, and rider education. You may have seen Ride Smart Florida’s tent set up at many of Florida’s motorcycle events, such as Daytona Bike Week, Biketoberfest and the Leesburg Bikefest handing out high-viz backpacks and t-shirts, bumper stickers, magnets, safety tips and more. If you want to know more about the Florida Motorcycle Safety Coalition, the MSSP, Ride Smart Florida or just about anything relating to motorcycle rules, regulations, and safety in the state of Florida you can find it on our website at www.RideSmartFlorida.com.

The views expressed in this magazine do not necessarily reflect the views of the Florida Motorcycle Safety Coalition and www.RideSmartFlorida.com Funded by FDOT

Every Marine a rifleman!

I have heard this statement many times in my life, but it was the most recent time that it made me think of ABATE of Florida, Inc. Let me first pay my undying respect to all the people who have served this Country in both times of war and peace. Allow me to give recognition to the US Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, National Guard, and Merchant Marines, however, it is the USMC that I have always been most enamored. But I digress…

Every Marine a rifleman!

The saying emphasizes that every Marine, no matter what their MOS (military occupation specialty), is also trained infantry and with few exceptions they have to certify annually with their rifle and physical fitness. Consequently, a Marine no matter what they do, must be ready to defend this country at a moment’s notice.

ABATE of Florida, Inc. has many jobs that must be done in order for not just the organization, but for all motorcyclists in Florida to successfully move forward with our continuous fight for motorcycle rights and safety. Just as every Marine is a rifleman, it should also be said that every ABATE member is a legislative warrior. No matter what your role is with ABATE of Florida, Inc., every one of you must be ready to fight for your rights and safety when needed.

That time, my friends, is now. We are all counting on your help.

We all know that motorcyclists are social; we enjoy being with our friends and sharing our stories of the road. We also know that motorcyclists are not afraid to offer an opinion and share our thoughts. Those two facts go a long way to help ABATE of Florida, Inc. fight for your rights and safety. I like to call this the ripple effect, just as a single drop of water on a pond sends out an ever widening circle; the same applies to information in the motorcycle community. It does not take long for word to spread about motorcycle related political issues and how it affects us as riders. Words also spreads quickly within our community about which politicians are motorcycle friendly

and which ones want to take back our freedoms. Over the past few years several elections in Florida have been won or lost due in part to the involvement of the motorcycle community. Each year a greater number of candidates are seeing the benefit of reaching out to our community and seeking our support.

After all, we are a great cross section of the population; we are all genders, ethnicities, and income levels. We are blue collar, white collar, retired, and students. And we are all very educated whether formally or street-wise and we have the passion to fight for our freedoms.

Along with the increased awareness of the politicians seeking our support, we have to be ever vigilant to recognize which politicians are just glad-handing us to get our powerful votes. The good news is that like the ripples on a pond, information about the politicians both good and bad spread quickly throughout our community. If you want to know what is going on in the political world and cut through the political haze, just ask an ABATE of Florida, Inc. member, you will get the information that you want without all the B.S.

If you are interested in learning more about how your local politics affect your freedoms as a motorcyclist, stop by your local ABATE of Florida, Inc. Chapter and learn how you can become more aware of how you can impact your future and maybe become a legislative warrior in your own community.

ABATE of Florida, Inc. is a powerhouse in the legislative arena. We will be diligent with our agenda of Fighting for the Rights of ALL Motorcyclists.

Every ABATE member IS a legislative warrior!

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Visit www.abateflorida.com to find out more about us and how to join our forces.

Darrin “Scribe” Brooks State Legislative Trustee ABATE of Florida, Inc.

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