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The Arizona Game and Fish Department’s will hold its annual Tortoise Adoption Program, beginning April 1.

Will Ferrell played for 10 teams in every position on the field on March 12 as part of a new HBO special from Funny or Die.

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It took 15 minutes for 9-year-old Reuben Paul, CEO of Prudent Games, to hack into an Android phone at the Security BSides Conference on March 13.

It took 1 year for Operation Enduring Gratitude volunteers to renovate the home of two Valley veterans, completed March 14.

3 teens were rescued on March 15 in North Phoenix after they ate mushrooms and became lost on a desert trail.

Broadway’s “Book of Mormon” musical will come to Gammage Auditorium for a 3-week run beginning October 20.

A Cave Creek horse sanctuary The average April high threw a baby shower for temperature in Phoenix their 10 year-old pregnant is 83.1 degrees. horse, “Rain,” on March 15.

Kevin Harvick won his 4th straight Phoenix race at PIR in Avondale on March 15.

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ent m in a rt te n e re o m t e g Millennials ys a s y d tu s , V T n a th e b u from YouT e Times Jasmine Kemper • Colleg

Brian Kirchgessner, 21

“YouTube is easier, so yeah, probably that. It’s more accessible. Oftentimes you can get creative with the content you create. You’re really not limited to anything.”

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Joshua Essenburg, 21

“I probably watch more YouTube. The reason for that is because I actually like seeing people who are almost on the same level as me, with their passions out there.

Anyone can go on YouTube to make a name for themselves. It just seems like the ideal enterprise.”

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n the eyes of society, millennials love to go against the grain. There are endless studies about how they don’t vote, get married or buy homes. And now, a new study conducted by Defy Media says that they don’t even watch TV. Trying to get that concept to sink for the older generation is more difficult than prying the remote out of their hands, but in the age of the Internet, entertainment comes in a multitude of varieties instead of a multitude of channels.

To clarify, they don’t watch regularly scheduled TV. That doesn’t mean younger audiences have completely wiped out entertainment outlets—they’ve just found a new style of programming that fits their needs.

According to Defy Media, millennials are watching

more hours of free online video like YouTube than programmed TV. Around 62 percent of surveyed millennials say digital content made them “feel good” compared to the 40 percent who said the same for TV, the study says.

The study concluded that younger viewers are choosing to do this because they feel they can connect to YouTubers on a more personal level than they can with celebrities that they have nothing in common with.

In fact, the five most influential celebrities among Amertican teens from 13 to 18 are all YouTubers, including The Fine Bros., PewDiePie and the comedy duo Smosh, edging out celeb competition like Jennifer Lawrence and Katy Perry, the report concludes.

It can all seem a little strange to older generations,

where a computer is meant for work and the TV is meant for entertainment. Netflix, Hulu, HBO Go and other streaming services have changed the landscape for traditional movies and television entertainment, with more and more young people continuing to opt out of expensive cable services and into online media.

The routine of looking up to Hollywood celebrities as role models may become obsolete with this new shift in technology and entertainment as the definition of a “celebrity” changes. Really, anyone with a smartphone and a personality could become the next big thing.

Is the reign of programmed television coming to an end? We asked five ASU students to share their opinions on the matter and whether they find YouTube more entertaining than programmed TV.

Casey Clark, 20

“I don’t watch YouTube as much as I do Netflix. I’m more of a movie guy. But for scheduled programming I watch the news or CNN, MSNBC and stuff like Comedy Central.”

Andrea Paz, 20

“No, I don’t find YouTube more entertaining. Just because when it comes to web series or fiction they don’t seem as highquality or well-written. YouTube feels like more of a podcast outlet and I’m more of a traditional narrative like fiction series or sitcoms. I like TV shows like ‘Parks and Recreation’ or ‘Friends.’ I’ve yet to see YouTube do something like that.”

Remy Smith, 21

“I definitely don’t watch more YouTube than TV, even though I don’t watch TV that often. There’s a lot of stuff on YouTube that’s not really in my interests. My interests are more narrative-based television and movies so stuff like ‘House of Cards,’ and that’s not on YouTube. Also, I just associate YouTube with a lot of gamer stuff and I’m not like that at all.”

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Samantha Lynn Aasen.

Ainsley Despain • College Times

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omanhood and girlhood are at a cross in Samantha Lynn Aasen’s MFA thesis exhibition entitled, “Sparkle Baby.”

She designed the photo series to show a reflection of her hesitation towards the “princess industrial complex” so often portrayed in pop culture, she says.

The idea started with inspiration from a few episodes of “Toddlers in Tiaras,” “Honey Boo Boo” and “Dance Moms.”

“In ‘Toddlers in Tiaras,’ the little girls wear these cupcake gowns and while they’re up on the stage doing their little poses their mothers are right behind the judges saying, ‘Go! Sparkle baby!

Sparkle!’ and I love that!” Aasen says. “It’s an endearing pet name and I thought it would be perfect for my show.”

The entrance wall to her photography exhibit will feature the project title, “Sparkle Baby” written in Barbie font and covered in glitter. Glitter is a common theme throughout the show, but not every picture is glitz and glam.

One photograph features Aasen’s own feet being squished into little, purple dress up shoes.

“The shot of the feet is really powerful and I think sends a strong message.

I mean look, my legs aren’t shaved, I’ve got skin falling off a little here, and some scrapes. I’m obviously not perfect,” Aasen says. “And that’s part of my whole point—I don’t have to be perfect. No one does. We all fall short and fail.”

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ASU grad student’s thesis exhibit explores what it means to be female in provocative way Other photographs include more explicit and intriguing work, including various sparkly, ornate trinkets displayed over Aasen’s mons pubis.

Aasen says aside from the inspiration from “Toddlers in Tiaras,” her shopping compulsion feeds a lot of her ideas as well.

“I have this crazy issue with compulsive shopping where I find all this random shiny, sparkly junk and I have to buy it. I’ve got boxes and tubs full of random things but I actually end up using a lot of it,” Aasen says. “It’s not all sparkly and glitter though. Sometimes it’s just random junk but I just like it, so I’ll use it.”

As random as her show can appear, there were someone specifics on her mind as she worked to develop the theme and message.

“I used to volunteer at Girls Inc. at a summer camp. I couldn’t really teach them about positive self-esteem or good body image, but I think that’s really important. I want my project to have an element of girl power to it. I grew up with a strong mom, but I still had issues,” Aasen says.

“There was a girl at camp who didn’t like the fact that her hair was curly and I hated that. Those are the kinds of things I want to change.”

SPARKLE BABY Step Gallery, 605 E. Grant Street, Phoenix, 480.965.7044, asuevents. asu.edu, Tuesday, April 2 through Saturday, April 11, times vary, free

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kydiving is one of those things that is a lot like travelling the world. Most people say they would love to do it, but most people never do. Maybe it’s the money, maybe it’s the fear, or maybe it’s the fact that the concept is so far fetched, but nobody ever really considers it a potential reality. That all changed for me as soon as I stepped foot in the drop zone of Skydive Arizona.

Skydive Arizona is located in the small town of Eloy, about halfway from Phoenix to Tucson. After nearly an hour of driving, a wrong turn and two dirt roads later, it’s pretty safe to say it’s pretty much in the middle of nowhere.

Upon my arrival I was greeted by Melissa Lowe, the marketing and events coordinator. After filling out extensive and not-so-reassuring paperwork, she gave me a tour of the grounds, which features three landing sites, a gift shop, an indoor diving site and even a restaurant.

Looking up into the sky, about a dozen parachutes were floating down from above, each one swooping in one direction or another as they came to a smooth landing on the ground. While watching, I learned from Melissa that Skydive Arizona is home to one of the largest drop zones in the world, as well as the Red Bull Air Force.

“Most people don’t even know we’re

here,” Melissa told me as we made our way back to the front office. I was surprised at this, given their impressive amenities. “Skydiving is such a unique thing that most people only find us because they seek us out.”

After an hour or so of waiting, I was approached by my instructor, Freddy.

He’s a Boston native with an accent to show for it, and I liked him immediately.

He strapped me tightly into my harness and instructed me on how the dive will go from start to finish, showing me the moves we’d make as we jumped from the plane. We walked together to join a group of people who would be joining us on our tandem dive, and before we knew it, we were aboard a large, benchlike wagon that delivered us outside a small aircraft, waiting for us to board.

The aircraft was tiny. With 20 of us packed inside, there was very little room to move or stretch. After less than ten minutes in the air, I saw a passenger preparing to jump. Before I could turn

to ask, Freddy told me he was in training to be a certified diver and was practicing his emergency jump. I watched as he opened the plane door, grasped the handle above, and fell out of sight. My stomach very quickly felt as though it jumped along with him.

After another five or six people jump a few thousand feet higher, we finally reached the height of a terrifying 13,500 feet. Freddy did a double check on our gear and led me to the door, reminding me of everything we discussed. Before I realized what was happening I was already at the door, hands gripped tightly to my harness. I looked out at the brown and green horizon, but only had a short second to admire the beauty—Freddy tapped me on the shoulder and together, we jump.

The butterflies only lasted for a few seconds, as the rushing wind against my face and pressure in my ears had me distracted. But I quickly adjusted to the free-fall sensation, smiling and waving at the photographer and videographer in front of me. I let go of my harness

and held my arms out, admiring the endless horizon in front of me.

Another tap alerted me that Freddy was going to pull the parachute, and before I knew it, we were floating down to the surface. Freddy pointed out all the surrounding areas, such as Picacho Peak, Casa Grande, and the small town of Eloy to our left. He asked me if I like roller coasters, and as soon as I answered yes, I understood why he asked. Freddy pulled the parachute from side to side, and it felt like the big drop at the top of California Screamin’ over and over again. I laughed, held my arms out, and enjoyed what felt like free falling all over again as we closed in on the surface. The sensation was unreal.

On the surface, Melissa stood waiting to congratulate me on my first dive.

The solid ground felt strange beneath my feet after being in the air, even for only a few minutes. She and Freddy walked me back to the office where I was given a T-shirt, coupons and a certificate of completing my very first dive.

Overall, skydiving was everything I had hoped for and more. Skydive Arizona has not only one of the most impressive sites and friendly staff, but an experience that’s worth everything skydiving is made out to be.

SKYDIVE ARIZONA, 4900 N. Taylor Street, Eloy, 520.466.3753, skydiveaz.com

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SPORTS LISTINGS Diamondbacks vs. Los Angeles Dodgers It’s always a sad day when Spring Training comes to an end, but that just means the season is right around the corner. Come enjoy one of the last few games left in this year’s Spring Training festivities while the Diamondbacks fend off the Los Angeles Dodgers at Salt River Fields. Peanuts are ready!

Salt River Fields, 7555 N. Pima Road, Scottsdale, 480.270.5000, saltriverfields.com, Monday, March 30, 1:10 p.m., $10 Phoenix Suns vs. Utah Jazz Our Suns were lucky to triumph over the Jazz back in February, and now they’re hoping to hold the title of victor after winning 100-93. The rematch is set for April 4, so come enjoy an evening out of the impending warm weather and cheer on our home team.

Talking Stick Resort Arena, 201 E. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, 602.379.2000, nba.com/suns, Saturday, April 4, 7 p.m., prices vary Mercedes-Benz of Scottsdale Rugby Bowl Rugby might not be a sport you’re used to seeing every day, but if anything, that makes it even more exciting. ASU’s No. 10 ranked team will be battling Ohio State in the second annual Rugby Bowl this April at Scottsdale Stadium. Bonus points: active and retired military get in free!

Scottsdale Stadium, 7408 E. Osborn Road, Scottsdale, 480.423.1414, therugbybowl.com, Saturday, April 18, 9:30 a.m., $10 Larry Fitzgerald Double Play Celebrity Softball Game One of the biggest celebrities in the state of Arizona, Larry Fitzgerald has returned for his fifth annual Double Play Celebrity Softball Game. An event that supports organizations assisting children and families throughout the country, fans can come watch some of their favorite celebrities battle it out on the softball field, all while supporting a great cause.

Salt River Fields, 7555 N. Pima Road, Scottsdale, 480.270.5000, saltriverfields.com, Saturday, April 25, 6 p.m., $20 Square One Concepts Golf Tournament Feeling generous? Then come golf “fore” a cause (buh-dum, chhh) while participating in Square One Concept’s golf tournament. In its very first year, the tournament hosts a complimentary barbeque with burgers and beer after the tournament that benefits the Phoenix Women’s Sports Association. Be ready to spend a pretty penny, though—registration costs range from $100 all the way to $800 for a team!

Arizona Biltmore Golf Club, 2400 E. Missouri Avenue, Phoenix, 602.955.9655, azbiltmoregc. com, Monday, April 27, 12 p.m., $100-$800

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he warm weather is rapidly approaching in Arizona, which means it’s time to take those workouts outside! Gyms can be expensive at times, home workouts can be restrictive and long runs don’t offer much versatility. Alternatively, hiking can be an exhilarating workout. You’re able to get outside, work those legs and brag about climbing to the top of a mountain. With that in mind, here are some convenient hikes close to ASU’s main Tempe campus that are sure to make you break a sweat.

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South Mountain This one is further away, just over 20 minutes from Tempe but is definitely worth the drive. There are almost 17,000 acres that make up South Mountain, which is the largest city park in the United States. Hikers of all sorts can explore over 51 miles of trails via hiking, mountain biking or even horseback riding. Covered picnic areas are spread throughout so your group can load up on some much needed energy before the big trek.

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Hayden Butte (“A Mountain”) This is by far the closest of the bunch. A mere five minutes from the Tempe campus, A Mountain is one of the best hikes for those who want to pack an intense workout into a short distance. This iconic student hike is only about a half-mile total but is full of steep inclines as you make your way up. Don’t forget to Instagram a pic of yourself and the infamous “A” painted at the summit.

Take in the view as you escape the hustle and bustle of the city below.

Papago Park A little more than two miles from the Tempe campus and just over 10 minutes from the Downtown Phoenix campus are the Papago Mountains. On one side is the Phoenix Zoo and on the other are the unique sandstone rocks that form Papago Park. This 2.2 mile trail loop is easy enough for all levels of hikers (and bikers!) and is more than just a trail. Adventurers can make their way up to the famous “Hole-in-the-Rock” natural formation at the top, which is a favorite for visitors and locals alike.

Camelback Mountain Another 20 minute trip whose beautiful views trump the travel time. The mountain gets its name from the shape, which resembles a camel’s hump. There are two main trails, Cholla Trail (1.6 miles) and Echo Canyon Trail (1.2 miles), which are equally difficult but rewarding hikes. This mountain has a lot of visitors because of the challenge it presents. Cholla Trail is longer but less steep, and Echo Canyon is shorter but steeper for those wanting to work their legs. Eventually, hikers from both trails reconvene at the summit where spectacular views of Scottsdale and Phoenix await.

Piestewa Peak About 15 minutes away, Piestewa Peak is the secondhighest peak in Phoenix behind Camelback. It was formally known as Squaw Peak, but the name was renamed for Lori Piestewa, the first female soldier to be killed in action in 2003 during the Iraq War. There is the Summit Trail (1.2 miles) and the Circumference Trail (3.75 miles).

The Summit Trail gives hikers a good workout but can be crowded, while the Circumference Trail is longer and easier for families and those less experienced.

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Dear Old Fart, As a connoisseur of the “alternative comedy” scene, from podcasts to relatively unheard of First comedy shows on networks Words: like IFC, Fusion and FX, I know my sense of humor can be slightly off center.

It’s rare that I’ll find a Geico commercial funny. Squealing little piggies leading to non-sequitur advertising just don’t do it for me. Those commercials tend to favor an older audience and a family audience.

Not that commercials the pinnacle of what is humorous, but when I see my mom trying to catch her breath after watching a talking animal on TV, I certainly have to think it’s one of the most accessible forms of what society thinks is funny, and like all ads, that humor permeates throughout our culture.

Unlike fashion, humor is not cyclical. I can’t think of any other social meme that does not cycle back to being “cool.” As bell bottoms go out of style, in style and out again, what was funny in the ‘40s has never cycled back to modern times.

However, those who grow up with those humor ideals in that time period tend to cling to them.

For example, I don’t find the Three Stooges funny. Here are a bunch of dudes, who are clearly putting on an act, bopping each other on the head. Physical humor, unless coupled with something more intellectually stimulating, isn’t funny on its face, in my opinion. My dad thinks they’re hilarious though.

Without a doubt, comedians toe the line between comedy and crassness more and more these days. Bad comedians mistake what’s crass for comedy. Other comedians afraid to take risks keep it entirely clean, leading to a boring act.

The fact is that comedy is meant to push buttons and break down barriers. I don’t believe there should be subjects that are off limits in comedy, such as rape, incest or other taboo, illegal things. In those cases, the joke should be on the types of people who commit those crimes, not the

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victim themselves. That’s where comedians often get caught up in controversy.

Daniel Tosh, the host of “Tosh.0” on Comedy Central and a comedian popular with Millennials, got in trouble in 2012 when he made a rape “joke” at a comedy club and a girl in the audience took offense. I don’t find Tosh funny for many reasons, but in this instance, he took light of rape, never mentioning the long-term impact it can cause for the victim, or even hinting that it’s wrong.

The woman in the audience said “Rape jokes are never funny,” and his retort was equally disgusting. “Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl [in the audience] got raped by, like, five guys right now?

Like right now?,” Tosh suggested. And no, no one really thought that’d be funny.

In that joke, he suggested that some people deserve to be raped. That’s completely tactless and untrue. No one “deserves” to be raped, and no one is ever “asking for it.” He turned the woman in the audience into a potential victim, making light of anything horrible that would happen to her, and making her feel unsafe in the process. He didn’t rape the woman, but he still used the suggestion of rape to assert his dominance on stage, and that’s not funny.

That’s not to say crassness can’t be funny, though. I don’t think it should be the main substance of any comedy act.

Fart jokes aren’t funny on their own, for instance, but if you’re a Louis C.K.-type comedian who has a funny anecdote about a time you had to hold one in, then it has potential. In that case, the story is more about dealing with something out of your control than just plain “farts are funny because they’re gross.”

Curse words also have the potential to be funny, just because they can be used for emphasis. Nothing is more cringe worthy than a comedian who relies on the F-word for every other word in their act. It’s easy and stupid and unfunny. But every once in awhile, appearing in the right context of an otherwise funny joke, those words can be hilarious.

But maybe I’m just crass, too.

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Dear Young Punk, When I was in the sixth grade at Dinosaur Elementary School, I was voted the student with Rebuttal: the best sense of humor.

Naturally, this makes me an authority on what tickles the human funny bone and what doesn’t.

I think I inherited my mischievous and spontaneous humorous side from my father, a successful businessman and inventive practical joker who at times staged epic amusements, including a legendary mock “wedding” that had everybody faked out at a Michigan resort area, and who talked about it for years afterwards.

Generational perspective, like near everything else in life, largely flavors a person’s taste in humor and the affinity for those who practice the art of making the world laugh.

Unlike your dad, Young Punk, I never quite warmed up to the Three Stooges. But what you’re not seeing in them is that their physical humor didn’t just happen. It was choreographed and rehearsed, with every move and gesture planned down to the last head bop and nose twist. As for their act not being “coupled with something more intellectually stimulating,” you’re looking in the wrong place. The Stooges never intended to appeal to an audience filled with Stephen Hawking and Bill Gates types, or for that matter educated Millennials like you.

For as long as humor and humorists have existed, there has always been someone challenging societal language standards. Back in the 1950s and into the ‘60s, the most prominent counterculture comedian was Leonard Alfred Schneider, better known as Lenny Bruce. His freestyle stand-up performances blended sex, religion, politics, satire and a lexicon of dirty words that would make Beelzebub blush.

Although I tend to favor the more offbeat comedians, the Lenny Bruces of my or any other generation are just not my cup of tea. The shock value of hearing repetitive obscenities voiced in public soon wears

thin, and what remains from the debris of vulgarities just isn’t funny.

There were two past edgy humorists who got away with pushing the envelope of language without being crude and foulmouthed. Although I was not aware of them during their prime, looking back over my shoulder at W. C. Fields and Mae West I have come to appreciate their distinctive style and finesse, personalities that still wear well in the rapid-paced 21st century.

“When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad, I’m better,” said Mae, and that “I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.” She also confessed that “I’ve been on more laps than a napkin” and “Whenever I’m caught between two temptations, I take the one I never tried.”

In a movie scene, a woman admires Mae’s diamond necklace. “Goodness, what beautiful diamonds,” she says. Mae responds with, “Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.”

W. C. Fields created an indelible persona of an irascible, boozing misanthrope who was nonetheless lovable and urbane and never at a loss for words.

“It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her,” he said. “Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake,” he advised, followed by, “Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”

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Business >>> How Record Store Day both benefits and hurts your local record shop ith the insanely fast development of technology and music being almost completely digital these days, it’s easy to forget that record stores still even exist. (But don’t say that to you average hipster music fanatic, or they might just have an aneurysm.)

With businesses like Spotify, iTunes and even YouTube for music, the idea of purchasing hard copies of music is somewhat foreign, especially with former music giants like Tower Records, Sam Goody and more now extinct.

But they do exist. In fact, there’s even a holiday dedicated to the stores themselves—Record Store Day on April 18.

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flipping online to make a profit rather than keeping them for listening pleasure,” Edwards says. “It’s kind of hurting the market because bigger labels are pushing it rather than smaller indie labels, especially since the physical CD is dying. It’s good to see people in the store, but just having it be where people take advantage of the specials that way when someone else who might actually want the exclusive won’t get it is kind of a bummer.”

According to the website, a total of 15 stores in Arizona will be participating in Record Store Day, six of which are the chain Zia Records. Although there might be some downsides to it, there are advantages, such as bringing attention to the stores themselves.

“I guess it makes sense that some record stores still exist. They can’t all go out of business,” says

vinyl, CDs and different promotional products that are exclusive, rare, or on sale.

The whole point of the holiday, according to the official Record Store Day website, is to bring together people in celebration of music, indie record stores and the uniqueness of independently owned shops. But according to Justin Edwards, shift manager of Zia Records in Tempe, sometimes the holiday has the opposite effect.

“We have a lot of people who seem to come in just for the exclusives, but because they’re exclusives they’ll end up

ASU senior Rick Baez. “There’s definitely a market of people who want those kinds of things and it can’t all be online.

They’re collectables. I’m just a huge fan of Spotify and getting my music instantly that I don’t really notice record stores on a regular basis.”

At the very least, this holiday reminds everyone that physical music hasn’t died quite yet. With everything from special edition vinyl to other various exclusive products, there’s something for every music fan to check out on Record Store Day.

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W Local coffee shops double down with caffeine and alcohol that something like this won’t create a big change for coffee shops in the future. he trend continues as more coffee Another shop that started out selling shops start selling beer and wine. both is Velo Bike Shop, which opened up in Starbucks started selling alcohol to January of this year. enhance their evening programs in 2010, “It’s been really good so far, just the and local, smaller shops are adopting the past couple of weeks it has started to merge as well. explode,” says Jake Spelman, retail specialShops in the Valley including 32 Shea, ist and barista at Velo Bike Shop. “The cofLux, Cartel, and Urban Bean have made fee shop especially has done well. As more the switch, but places like Sip Coffee & Beer people have been coming in we’re seeing House and Velo Bike what works and what Shop started out selling doesn’t work.” both.

Velo Bike Shop has “We opened last an added uniqueness March, so just a little because along with sellover a year ago and it’s ing both coffee and beer been pretty much what they also sell bicycles. we expected. There’s a “The bike and coffee pretty even flow with shop just made sense the coffee in the mornto us, we love bikes but ing and drinks at night. we like coffee too so It keeps us busy,” says we wanted to put them Alex Cardineau, general together. Bikers come in Jake Spelman of Velo Bike Shop manager at Sip Coffee and have a great time & Beer House. “You drinking their coffee but don’t get a ton of people coming in the we’re also getting a good chunk of people morning to buy beer. Everyone still buys who come in just for the coffee,” Spelman coffee. It’s beneficial for people who are says. “I think it’s becoming more popular, here for business meetings in the afternoon like Starbucks is selling alcohol too. I think or just as a group. If not everyone in the it’s going to become a lot more popular group drinks beer or not everyone drinks and it’s great because we’re still getting in coffee, there’s something for everyone.” on it while it’s a new trend.”

Cardineau says he doesn’t expect the So far, joining the two brews has helped combination to make that much of a differbusiness and made for a steady customer ence for shops still only selling coffee. He flow. It seems like this trend will be one to says the businesses are different enough stay for Valley coffee hotspots.

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Its main seminar, called “Party On A Bike,” brings in hundreds of attendees per day who prepare to sweat it out while rocking out to some of the best upbeat music and with motivating instructors.

Sometimes even featuring a live DJ during their classes, The Madison Vibe brings in clientele with a promise of flashing lights, booming music, sore muscles and positive vibes. They offer shoes for rent, deals for students, and an entire storefront of fashionable, cutting edge clothes in various colors and sizes, all of which are suitable for the class. Bright confetti litters the floor as students walk into the glowing room, ready to put their muscles to use while fast-paced music already plays in the background before the warm-up begins.

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ave Chappelle is a legend in the comedy industry. There’s no questioning that, even though he was booed off stage in one of his very first performances in New York City.

But especially with the instant rise of success he saw as a performer in the early 2000s, it’s no shocker that his own television show on Comedy Central, “The Chappelle Show,” took off with instant success. The show went on for three seasons, with Chappelle both hosting and starring in the show and its skits.

But he’s not only famous for his skills behind the microphone. Remember that one time he totally went MIA for a few years and fell off the face of the planet?

Yeah, so do we. He made headlines when he abruptly departed from “The Chappelle Show” show in 2006, ending its third season suddenly and moving to Ohio on a farm. It really added to the mystique that became Dave Chappelle’s persona.

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In 2009 he was ranked in the top 50 of Comedy Central’s list of 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time, where he likely would have placed higher had he not disappeared, and in 2013 he headlined the Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival, once again making his way into the world of comedy with a bang.

Now Chappelle is bringing his show to Phoenix’s Comerica Theatre. With a history like his, there’s really no reason to worry about Chappelle bringing you a good time. He’s one to guarantee that you leave the night with a fresh set of abs after all the laughing. For comedy fans in the area, make sure not to miss one of the best comedians as he makes his way to the desert.

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ThrillSeeker is a 5K that offers an adrenaline rush by combining a run with stunts you might have previously only seen in the movies. They promise a safe environment while getting that adrenaline rush so many stunt performers look for. Buckle up!

Wild Horse Pass Motorsports Park, 20000 S. Maricopa Road, Chandler, stuntrun.com, Saturday, March 28, 8:30 a.m., spectators free, $25-$55 for participants Dragon Boat Festival, Ever seen a dragon boat race? Heck, ever seen a dragon boat?

Now you can see both at the 12th annual Arizona Dragon Boat Festival, featuring not only races, but also vendors and Asian and Pacific-inspired entertainment. The best part? It’s a non-profit even that raises money for Arizona Disabled Sports. If you’re looking for an unconventional weekend filled with both fun and culture, the Dragon Boat Festival has you covered. Tempe Town Lake Marina, 500 E. Tempe Town Lake, Tempe, azdba.com, Saturday, March 28 and Sunday, March 29, 8 a.m., free

Arizona Renaissance Festival, A classic!

Get your costumes and turkey legs ready because the Arizona Renaissance Festival is back. A festival featuring characters inspired from hundreds of years ago, it’s one of the biggest and most popular events in the state. There will be food, fun, contests and drinks, along with rides and even shows. Huzzah! US-60 East of Gold Canyon, 520.463.2600, royalfaires. com, Saturdays and Sundays through Sunday, March 29, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., prices vary Bon Vivant, One of the many celebrations throughout the area of fine food and drink, Bon Vivant brings beer, wine, liquor and non-alcoholic drinks, as well as some of the best food in the Valley from some of the top chefs, so make sure you come to the event with an empty stomach! Tempe Marketplace, 2000 E. Rio Salado Parkway, Tempe, 480.820.3688, clubzona.org, Sunday, March 29, 6 p.m., $65 Encyclopedia Show: Candy, The Encyclopedia Show is a monthly presentation at ASU. This time the show’s focus is on candy. The monthly shows feature various art from monologues to poetry, songs to rants. Past themes having included Mesopotamia, railroads, saints and Christmas. Quirkiness and creativity are welcomed! ASU Performing and Media Arts Building, 970 E. University Drive, Tempe, 480.965.5337, filmdancetheatre.asu.edu, Monday, March 30, 7 p.m., $5 Speaking For the Dead Exhibition, An eerie yet fascinating concept, ASU brings you Speaking For the Dead, an exhibition that explores the skeletons of those who have attempted to cross the border. Sounds grim, and it is, but it’s also an education.

It’s even interactive, allowing guests to examine the differences in the bones. ASU SHESC Building, 900 Cady Mall, Tempe, 480.965.6213, asuevents.asu.edu/ speaking-dead, Monday, March 30 through Friday, October 30, weekdays, free Cronkite Must-See-Mondays, Bill Putnam is a combat photographer whose work has been published in The Washington Post, Newsweek, The Boston Globe and many other reputable publications. Through his photography, Putnam has been able to visually express how emotionally tiring war is for people who experience it firsthand. ...continues on p. 21

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1. Pete Loeffler of Chevelle sings to the crowd.

2. Fans enjoying a few drinks as they wait for Chevelle to take the stage. 3. Becca Aguilar and Justin Wilkins are ready to see all their favorite bands. 4. Chevelle fans wait anxiously await the arrival of the band. 5. The crowd is ready to start rocking out. 6. Avid fans brought posters and signs to show their love for their favorite bands. 7. It was a full house beginning with Chevelle. 8. Some fans took selfies while waiting to hear the music. 9. Scott O’Neil and Daisy Kos were excited to celebrate St Paddy’s Day with some of their favorite bands.

10. Godsmack fans get hype to see the band.

11. Fieldy gets closer to the crowd.

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...continued from p. 16 On March 30, his presentation of “Conflict Zone: Images from the Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan” will be presented at the Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Mass Communication. This hour-long event will demonstrate how powerful a photograph can be. Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Mass Communication, 555 N. Central Avenue, Phoenix, 602.496.7845, cronkite.asu.edu, Monday, March 30, 7 p.m. to 8 p.m., free

5K, and a 10K “Plunger Relay.” The relay will include a real plunger that participants use as a timing chip. Runners will receive a T-shirt and a medal equipped with a bottle opener.

Other events include live country music, a plunger decorating contest, redneck karaoke and games. There is also the Country Mile walk/run that the youngins can enjoy!

Runners over 21 will receive a free “brewski.”

Westgate Entertainment District, 6751 N. Sunset Boulevard, Glendale, 480.609.3978, redneckrunaz.com, Saturday, April 4, 9 a.m., $10-$100

Completely Apart, This art exhibition shows a group of individuals and how each of them plays an important role in the formation of a whole idea. Bachelor of Fine Arts candidates Karen Hudak, Peter Parr, Ashley DeMarte, Stephanie Russell, Brianna Voron, Laura Matson, Sarah Peterson, Caitlin Sterchi and Catherine Yang present Completely Apart with the Herberger Institute for Design and the Arts, where they completed paintings separately and will bringing them together in a gallery to form one piece. Gallery 100, 951 S. Mill Avenue, Suite 199, Tempe, 480.965.8521, asuevents.asu.edu, Monday, March 30 through Friday, April 3, 6 p.m. to 8 p.m., free

Wingstock, Don’t be chicken! Head over to Wingstock 2015! This festival brings you even more live music, wing eating contests, local beer, and of course some tasty chicken wings.

It’s your chance to try chicken wings from restaurants all over the Valley and vote for your favorite to win the title of “Wingstock King of Wings!” Events include live performances by Laura Walsh and Johnny Anonymous and an Easter egg hunt for the kiddos. Wingstock 2015 will be the biggest festival yet with expanded stages, more contests and even more beer!

Mesa Amphitheatre, 263 N. Center Street, Mesa, 480.644.2171, wingstockaz. com, Saturday, April 4, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., $5 adv, $8 dos

Arizona SciTech Festival, Arizona’s largest celebration for STEAM (Science, Technology, Engineering, Arts and Math) is back for another year of educational and exciting events! This all-ages festival is held in February and March every year and features over 500 organizations and 800 events all around the state. Take a look into the world of science with events like the Verde Valley Archaeology Fair, Science City at Maricopa’s Annual Salsa Festival or Girls Have IT Day. The SciTech Festival works to “engage, inspire and spark imagination across communities.” Multiple locations around the state, 480.250.7764, azscitech.com, through Tuesday, March 31, times vary, free Ron Funches, Ron Funches is a triple-threat performer coming to the Tempe Improv for three nights to share his humor and infectious smile with Arizona. Funches has performed on “The Conan O’Brien Show,” “Chelsea Lately,” Comedy Central and “The Kroll Show.” He also plays as the character of Shelly on NBC’s “Undateable,” which is now on its second season. Don’t miss the chance to see this funny man in person! Tempe Improv, 930 E. University Drive, Tempe, 480.921.9877, tempeimprov.com, Thursday, April 2, through, Saturday, April 4, times vary, $20 Redneck Run, Hey ya’ll! It’s time to git to runnin’! The Redneck Run features a 10K,

Maricopa County Fair, Get ready for all that deep-fried fair food! The Maricopa County Fair returns to Arizona State Fairgrounds with more food, rides and entertainment. The fair features the largest carnival in Phoenix with 35 rides and over 80 shopping vendors for all your shopping needs. We secretly go to the fair for the wacky food, and this year get ready to stuff your faces with Steve’s Flaming Hot Turkey Legs, deepfried coffee, hot dogs and so much more! AZ Exposition & State Fairgrounds, 1826 W. McDowell Road, Phoenix, 602.252.0717, maricopacountyfair.org, Wednesday, April 8, through Sunday, April 12, 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday, 10 a.m. to 12 a.m. Friday and Saturday, $9 CycloMesa Unchained, CycloMesa Unchained is peddling its way back to Mesa for its fourth year. This three-day bicycle festival is full of events to cater to every bike lover. Friday is dedicated to partying it up with CyGLOWMesa, a glow party with food trucks, a beer garden and live music as attendees watch a bike race in Downtown Mesa. Saturday showcases even more athletics with the El Tour de Mesa, a 70-mile bike ride. There will also be zip lining, bungee jumping, a rock wall, a custom bike competition and much more.

Mesa Convention Center, 263 N. Center Street, Mesa, 480.890.2613, cyclomesa. com, Friday, April 10, through Sunday, April 12, hours vary, free

Cheers to Phoenix Pride!

Phoenix Pride

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Show your colors at this year’s Phoenix Pride celebration Jasmine Kemper • College Times

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or over 30 years, Phoenix Pride has worked to support the diversity and growth that surrounds the Phoenix LGBTQ community. This two-day celebration is jam-packed with parades, food, festivals, runs, musical entertainment and more.

The 35th Annual Phoenix Pride Festival makes its way back to Steele Indian School Park on Saturday, April 11 and Sunday, April 12 from 12 p.m. to 9 p.m.

Over 33,000 people will find their way to the Phoenix Pride for all the festivities.

Ticket prices range from $15 to $75 depending on how many days you plan to go. Get the VIP treatment which includes two-day admission, an air-conditioned tent with a full bar, a perfect view of the main stage from the private VIP lounge and giveaways galore!

Another part of the fun is the Pride Parade. It will begin at 10 a.m. at Third Street and Thomas Road, where it will attract over 15,000 attendees who support this cause by enjoying decorated vehicles, floats and people having a great time. The street party will come to a close once it makes its way to Third Street and Indian School, where the celebration continues at Steele Indian School Park with the festival.

Phoenix Pride Festival features more than 150 entertainment performances on multiple stages throughout the weekend.

Additionally, there are over 300 exhibitors featured with tons of food and shopping opportunities.

Headliners for this year’s event include top performers like Wilson Phillips, Ana Barbara, Katy Tiz and Betty Who. Another aspect of this huge event is the Pride Run/Walk on April 11. Runners travel from all over the country to be a part of the half marathon, two-person relay, 10K run, 5K run, 5K walk and 3K walk. It supports the Phoenix Pride Scholarship Program, which provides those in need from the LGBTQ community with the opportunity to acquire or further their education.

According to Phoenix Pride, the goal of dedicating a weekend to the LGBTQ community is not just for the celebration, but also in the hope of one day eliminating the discrimination. Providing the proper education can help open the gate of equality for all groups of people.

STEELE INDIAN SCHOOL PARK 300 E. Indian School Road, Phoenix, 602.277.7433, phoenixpride.org, Saturday, April 11 through Sunday, April 12, 12 p.m. to 9 p.m., $15-$75

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Nightlife >>> In the Clubs

Bingo Players @ Maya Day + Nightclub Maya is known as Old Town Scottsdale’s hard hitter for performances, and March and April are some of the club’s biggest months yet. The Bingo Players, who are responsible for some of the best hits in EDM such as “Get Up” and “Rattle,” are bringing the heat back to the desert just in time for spring after performing in Las Vegas’ Hakkasan. Are you ready?

Maya Day + Nightclub, 7333 E. Indian Plaza, Scottsdale, 480.625.0528, mayaclubaz.com, Sunday, March 29, 12 p.m., $20 Cazzette @ Maya Day + Nightclub You’ve probably heard Cazzette’s music before you’ve heard their name, and if anything that’s probably a good thing. A Swedish EDM duo, the two have hits like “Beam Me Up” and “Sleepless” under their belt, which are guaranteed crowd favorites. Be ready for a time of good memories, plenty of drinks, and of course, great music!

Maya Day + Nightclub, 7333 E. Indian Plaza, Scottsdale, 480.625.0528, mayaclubaz.com, Saturday, April 4, 12 p.m., $15 Porter Robinson @ Maya Day + Nightclub You don’t have to be seasoned to be successful in the electronic dance music industry, and Porter Robinson is the prime example. The 22-year-old American DJ hails from the town of Chapel Hill, North Carolina, and has traveled all over the world with his music.

One of the newest talents in recent years, he’s sure to provide good beats for a night on your feet.

Maya Day + Nightclub, 7333 E. Indian Plaza, Scottsdale, 480.625.0528, mayaclubaz.com, Saturday, April 18, 9 p.m., $15 Cedric Gervais @ Maya Day + Nightclub Grammy Award-winning Cedric Gervais is attractive, talented, French, and did we mention attractive?

Watch as Maya Day + Nightclub brings his eclectic taste to the Valley.

Maya Day + Nightclub, 7333 E. Indian Plaza, Scottsdale, 480.625.0528, mayaclubaz.com, Friday, April 24, 9 p.m., $15

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Rave of Thrones @ LiveWire Actor turned DJ Kristian Nairn is no stranger to the entertainment industry. Nairn, better known as Hodor on the popular HBO series “Game of Thrones,” is taking his show one step further—it’s called “Rave of Thrones.” Don’t be quick to judge.

This show has gotten killer reviews as Nairn has performed throughout the States. Hopefully some of you GoT fans are ready to be EDM fans, too!

LiveWire, 7320 E. Indian Plaza, Scottsdale, 480.970.6980, livewireaz.com, Saturday, March 28, 11 p.m., $15

El Hefe is currently one of the hottest clubs in Scottsdale

Do Old Town and Mill Avenue bars have an expiration date?

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ne thing about the nightlife in Scottsdale is that the scene is constantly changing. There’s always something newer, fresher and more popular, and it seems like every couple months there’s always a new club opening.

But there’s only so much space in Old Town Scottsdale. So that means for a new bar to open, one has to close—and the shelf life of clubs in Scottsdale might as well have a guaranteed expiration date of five years.

Take American Junkie, for example. Originally opened in 2008, it quickly became one of the more popular destinations in Scottsdale, known for its rowdy parties and Junkie Wednesdays. After going through a rebranding process and opening their doors for business in mid-September 2014, two weeks later it officially shut its doors, going up for sale when the investor reportedly pulled out to focus on a different project in Tempe.

Former Junkie employee Katie Smith wasn’t surprised when this happened.

“From working in the industry for just over two years, I’ve noticed that a large part of establishment popularity has to do with the people that work there and the friend groups or regulars that they bring in,” Smith says.

“However, as soon as a bar begins to become less busy than normal, employees usually try to leave and start working at a newer club that their friends are actually excited to attend. When the employee leaves, a large chunk of that bar’s costumer base leaves as well. This starts a chain reaction of other employees leaving as well. This is what caused Junkie to die within literally two weeks. Our entire staff quit and went somewhere else, and it just took one person to leave initially.”

But American Junkie isn’t the only club that’s experienced this phenomenon, and neither is Scottsdale the sole area. The same situation has occurred in Tempe as well on Mill Avenue with various clubs shutting down and reopening. Most notably, Firehouse in Tempe shut down after formerly being one of the more popular spots for nightlife. Most recently, Public House on Mill shut down last summer, with El Hefe opening up right next door.

There might not be an exact formula for staying popular and successful in the industry, and funnily enough, Smith thinks the key to keep things running smoothly and popular at any of these destinations is the staff and their rotation. At any rate, the shelf life of a nightclub in either area seems to always be limited, and your local club or bar might close sooner than you’d think.

NIGHTLIFE

THE DOS AND DON’TS you need to know before your next

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have been to quite a few shows, and quite a few festivals. One thing that I can confidently say, whether it is EDC Vegas or a weekend at HARD Day of the Dead, is always make sure to keep your energy high and your positive vibes higher. The way you think and act at these shows will be a direct reflection of how you are treated.

Everyone is a mirror. What you give to them, they give back to you.

Whether you have been to zero or 100 music festivals, these tips can still keep your mind, body and spirit at a high frequency for the duration of the event.

SAFETY FIRST, THEN TEAMWORK This means having your group, and then having a group within your group.

If this just means having one “festival buddy,” that’s fine, but shows are all about safety in numbers. Always hold yourself accountable for someone else and they will make sure to do the same.

If you go to a show by yourself, make sure to get noticed, make some friends, have some connections with people, so if something horrible happens, at least someone knows your missing.

PACE YOURSELF Everyone has that friend isn’t aware of their limits, whether it’s with alcohol or something more illicit. They go from 0 to 100 in a matter of minutes, then back to 0 in a fiery crash of vomit and regret. Don’t be this person. Practice everything in moderation (yes, even dancing and screaming.) People die at these festivals only because they over indulge. They go from an algebra test to theoretical quantum physics and have no idea what went wrong. You

skipped a few steps, and these festivals usually aren’t a “one night only” thing, so be sure to build up to the climax that is the last day, not burn out on the first.

SET THE MOOD Your vibe attracts your tribe. If you are happy, happiness will come your way.

This is a life lesson as well, but senses are heightened at festivals. So if you’re mad, sad or unconfident, you will surely attract the same low vibration. Be a mood enhancer, set the tone, treat everyone equally and let go of all your doubt of not having a good time. You probably spent most of your spare cash to go to one of these things, so get your money’s worth.

ESCAPE FROM YOUR EGO No one enjoys themselves when they are constantly worried about what they look like. Is your outfit dirty? Are you sweating too much? Is your makeup smeared? Who cares? Everyone around you has been dancing for seven hours. If they don’t look as battle-worn as you, they’re definitely not having as much fun. Do not judge others. Whatever you see in them is just a reflection of your own insecurities.

DON’T LET ANYONE BRING YOU DOWN This is the last tip, because if you can pull this off, you are guaranteed to enjoy yourself. Don’t take drinks or drugs from strangers. If someone you don’t know offers you something, politely turn them down. The number of mean-spirited, pretentious people is limited at these events, but that doesn’t mean they don’t exist. If someone bumps into you or stands in front of you in the crowd, don’t let that bring you down. Whatever happens around you, don’t take it personally. Just have fun!

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Shopping >>>

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earing a pair of Jimmy Choos or showing off a Michael Kors purse would be a dream come true for most fashionistas. When you’re working with a college budget, though, how can you afford to make it happen?

Thrift stores, of course! The idea of secondhand clothes might gross you out, but when you get the look you want for a fraction of the price, it’s hard to argue. We’ve done the dirty work and tracked down the best ones in Phoenix.

URBAN EXCHANGE Not your mother’s thrift store. This is a highend resale boutique where prom dresses, designer clothes and shoes line the walls and swivel on the racks. It’s a small shop so it doesn’t take long to go through all the items available in your size, which is convenient for short-stop shoppers. One unique aspect of Urban Exchange is the circle racks set aside for specific designers. If you have always wanted a short-waisted fur coat, this is the place. No, they’re not dirt-cheap, but $100-$400 sure is better than spending the thousands you would anywhere else.

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A Second Look

16255 N. Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale, 480.948.6343, urbanexchangeclothing.com UPTOWN CHEAPSKATE Uptown Cheapskate is a franchised consignment store that recently popped up in Phoenix. The great thing about Uptown Cheapskate is that they super organize their clothes. The clothes are in sections— tops, coats, dresses, maxi dresses, skirts, jeans, pants and accessories throughout.

The shirts are divided by size, sleeve length and color. So if you’re looking for a size small, short-sleeved, mint top, there is a place for that! Feel free to shop right off the mannequins, which are always dressed to the nines and placed throughout the store. This definitely doesn’t feel like a “thrift shop” thanks to their high standards. You can bring your clothes in from a variety of brands (each store has a specific brand list) and get money or store credit for the clothes they keep. This is by far one of the top thrift stores in Phoenix.

4747 E. Bell Road, Phoenix, 602.626.5988, uptowncheapskate.com

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A SECOND LOOK “What don’t they have here?” is the question. The area may be under a little construction and still have a bit to go, but don’t let looks fool you. If you want a cheaper price on anything, this is the place. They not only have clothes, but they also have china, pet supplies, paintings, gardening tools and more! Their clothes are organized by color, which makes it convenient when you’re shopping with a specific outfit in mind. The round jewelry counter is at the front of the store and is also organized by color, so as you shop for your clothes, you can do a little touchand-go with the jewelry. They only accept high quality, gently-used items, so the quality of what you purchase is almost as good as new.

10620 N. 32nd Street, Phoenix, 602.992.1916, asecondlook.com ANGELA’S TREASURES This little boutique has a very homey feel.

Comprised of two small rooms and adorable fitting rooms, this thrift shop is giving back to the community by hiring single parents who need work. Changes are in store for this shop, as they have plans to

move just down the road to a renovated car shop in the next six months. The children’s section is the best on this list, and is

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very organized and clean. The selection is small, but their high standards mean they have a regular flow of designer clothes and shoes, including Michael Kors and Jimmy Choo! Keep an eye on this place because once they move into that new location, they’re going to be an unstoppable force in the thrift store world.

13439 N. Cave Creed Road, Suite 2, Phoenix, 602.761.2576, facebook.com/angelastreasures TURNSTYLE CONSIGNMENT Located right across the parking lot from Uptown Cheapskate, this is a great place to find secondhand furniture and home décor that will last. It’s not super cheap—a secretary’s desk still goes for $285—but it’s all in good shape, so it should last until graduation! The clothes are organized in long racks according to article of clothing, size, and color. Everything is clean, but their brand limitation is not as strict as other stores, so they have a wider selection. Take your pick from over 100 purses on Turnstyle’s most impressive feature—the purse wall. Yes, an entire wall of purses!

There is a purse for everyone. They come in all shapes, patterns and sizes.

Samantha Vazquez is wearing a top from Wet Seal, shorts from Charlotte Russe, sunglasses from Buckle and shoes from Dillard’s.

Maci Minor is wearing a top from Windsor, shorts from Charlotte Russe and shoes and sunglasses from Forever 21.

Cody Holt is wearing a shirt and

Laura Samota is wearing shoes from Aldo, and shorts and a top from Forever 21.

4711 E. Bell Road, Phoenix, 602.774.3685, turnstyleconsign.com GREENWAY GOODWILL If you’re dying to head to a Goodwill, this is a great one. Not the best for secondhand designers, but after visiting over five in the Valley, this Goodwill is better than most. The best part about this store is that they have books, DVDs and an overload of knick-knacks. Thrift stores typically carry clothing and then an array of random accessories, so this is a good, consistent source of those extras. If you have an eye for eclectic knick-knacks, then this is the place to be. Almost anything you could think of can show up at this place if you check consistently enough.

Goodwill is always a good starting point if you enjoy DIY projects or reupholstering old furniture. It might take a few visits before you find something project-worthy, but with a consistent source of donations there is new product every week.

3202 E. Greenway Road, Phoenix, 602.535.4288, goodwillaz.org

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Pop Culture >>>

Rixton crosses the pond and crosses genres Christina Fuoco-Karasinski • College Times

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ake Roche is tired and out of breath.

Feeling badly for delaying an interview because he was stuck on “the tube,” he quickly ducked into a London pub in Oxford Circus where he could find relative peace.

Roche—the lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist for the English pop band Rixton—is anxious to talk about his band’s debut, Let the Road, which hit stores on March 3. He and his bandmates were preparing to promote the album while opening for American songbird Ariana Grande on a tour that comes to US Airways Center on Monday, April 6.

“It’s just all a bit crazy at the moment,” Roche says. “We always feel that with our live show, we have to step it up. This is the perfect platform. We feel her audience has such a side demographic.

“We can’t really wait to really (captivate them) and have a lot of fun, really.

I think that’s the bottom line: Have as much fun as possible.”

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Naturally, the set will include Rixton’s Matchbox 20-inspired hit “Me and My Broken Heart.” Ironically, the relentlessly catchy song wasn’t the one pegged to capture Americans’ hearts. “We All Want the Same Thing” was the golden child, but Rixton kept writing and “Me and My Broken Heart” did the trick.

“Originally it didn’t fit right,” he says of “We All Want the Same Thing.” “We were struggling; we were in and out of the studio. We’d try and challenge each other. But straight away it just hit us. It was the last song we recorded for our album. We were very happy that it was our first single.”

Rixton can see its career moving forward, thanks to the boost from “Me and My Broken Heart.” The subsequent single, “Hotel Ceiling,” is moving up the charts and garnering radio play on terrestrial and satellite radio.

“We want to be a band that grows with the audience,” he says. “It’s been a real snowballing effect, where you feel like it can only get bigger and bigger. We want a gradual slow build.

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“We want to be doing this for 10 to 15 years or later. We want to hold our own and not rush it.”

Roche knows a thing or two about show business. He is the son of actor Shane Patrick Roche, also known as Shane Richie, who played Alfie Moon on the BBC One soap opera “EastEnders” from 2002 to 2005 and again since 2010. His mom is English singer/presenter Coleen Nolan.

“I come from a very large singing family,” he says. “My mom was in a girl band and in the ‘70s and went on tour with Stevie Wonder.”

His mom largely influenced him, turning him on to swing music, jazz and R&B. He grew up idolizing Michael Jackson and then moving on to Justin Timberlake, Ed Sheeran. But he generally finds himself going back to the legends.

“They put their own stamp on the music and did their own thing,” he says “They’re not in your face.”

Roche and bassist Danny Wilkin began writing songs together when they

“left school,” the English equivalent of graduating from high school. Roche writes songs on an acoustic guitar, based on his or Wilkin’s ideas.

“It’s all recorded on the voice memos on our phone,” Roche says. “They are the worst sounding things you’ve ever heard, but they make sense in our heads.”

The songs bounce around between the band members’ emails, proving that Rixton is a democratic being.

“There’s not a real John Lennon thing going on here,” he says.

Roche is looking forward to sharing his music with fans at US Airways Center, as Rixton has been one of the few English artists to really crack the U.S. market.

U.K. superstars like Robbie Williams, who sells millions of tickets in one day overseas, is a relative unknown in the States.

Olly Murs is another English singer who isn’t getting the respect he deserves.

Roche says he believes that Rixton is making its mark because its sound is “American friendly.”

“That just helps a lot,” he says about the pop sound. “We worked with Benny Blanco, who’s worked with Maroon 5 and Katy Perry—they haven’t done too bad for themselves. We have that lucky ingredient plus we have the Rixton sound. That really helps.”

Rixton only has an hour to warm up fans for Ariana Grande, but Roche gives it his all.

“It’s a high energy show,” Roche says.

“It’s as high energy as possible. We feel like we stepped up now that we’ve worked closely with Jennifer Lopez’s musical director. We’ll include a few covers.

“Basically, we’re just there for the fans.

We love making new fans but we consider ourselves very, very lucky that radio has been supportive. It’s a great honor.”

Ironically, talking about playing arenas while sitting in a pub makes Roche recall the earlier days.

“We started out in places like this,” he says. “We feel like we can grow with the audience. We’ve gotten bigger and the audience has gotten bigger. Arenas are crazy. They are just mind blowing. We just can’t wait.”

ARIANA GRANDE W/RIXTON, CASHMERE CAT US Airways Center, 201 E. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, ticketmaster.com, Monday, April 6, 7:30 p.m., $25-$65

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POP CULTURE >>>

CONCERT CALENDAR Zeller, Trunk Space, March 26, 7:30 p.m., $6 Afton Showcase, The Rhythm Room, March 26, 6:30 p.m., $8 adv, $13 dos Duane Mark w/Reverend Red, Yucca Tap Room, March 26, 9 p.m., free

HOT!

The Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band, Crescent Ballroom, March 26, 10 a.m., $12-$14 Prepare for a big damn celebration with The Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band. These down-home dudes and gals are bringing their back woods sound to the city. Our city.

The Color Morale w/Slaves, Vanna, Favorite Weapon, Nile Theatre, March 26, 6 p.m., $13-$15 Travis Scott & Young Thug, Metro Boomin, The Pressroom, March 26, 8 p.m., $30-$60 Sol Seed w/Ruca, Mob vs.

Ballot Box, Rogue Bar, March 26, 9:30 p.m., TBD Blood on the Dancefloor w/ Master of Death, Joe’s Grotto, March 26, 6 p.m., $15

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McDowell Mountain Music Festival brings one of its most exciting lineups to the Valley, yet with Passion Pit, Phantogram, Widespread Panic and more. .38 Special, Ovations LIVE! Showroom, March 27, 8 p.m., $32-$77 Wind Burial, Trunk Space, March 27, 7:30 p.m., $7 The Karma Police, Marquee Theatre, March 27, 5:30 p.m., $15 The “New” Rhythm Room All-Stars, The Rhythm Room, March 27, 9 p.m., $8 Immortal Technique w/Talib Kweli, Niko Is, CF, Club Red East, March 27, 7 p.m., $25 The Quakes w/The Atom Age, Buried in Red, Yucca Tap Room, March 27, 8 p.m., $10 MMMF After Show w/ Tea Leaf Green, Crescent Ballroom, March 27, 11 p.m., $20 The Blues Hall of Fame Tour, Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts, March 27, 8 p.m., $35-$69 Ernie’s Rubber Ducky w/ Section 8, Krunk, Heavy Breather, Yucca Tap Room,

March 28, 9 p.m., free Emerald Isle, Pub Rock Live, March 28, 7:30 p.m., $10-$12 Bad News Blues Band, The Rhythm Room, March 28, 9 p.m., $8 Amanda Miguel w/Deigo Verdaguer, Celebrity Theatre, March 28, 8:30 p.m., $35-$70 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, LiveWire, March 28, 7 p.m., $25 MMMF After Show w/Karl Denson, Crescent Ballroom, March 28, 11 p.m., $20 Sirsy, Teneia, Ruca, Last Exit Live, March 28, 8:30 p.m., $10 Paul Williams, Chandler Center for the Arts, March 28, 7:30 p.m., $48-$68 Festive Sight and Sound, Mesa Arts Center, March 28, 7:30 p.m., $19 The Good Life Festival: The Beach Boys, Encanterra Country Club, March 28, 2:30 p.m., $68-$191 Tierney Sutton: “After Blue” with Mark Summer, MIM Music Theatre, March 28, 7:30 p.m., $38-$43 Marie Osmond, Ovations Live!

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Hometown heroes The Maine kick off tour Tempe style

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ith the impending release of its fifth studio album, American Candy, Tempe-bred band The Maine feels like it’s starting over.

Drummer Pat Kirch describes the music as upbeat and danceable, reflective of what the band members were listening to as fledgling musicians in the late 1990s, early 2000s like Third Eye Blind and New Radicals.

“I feel like we kind of hit a point with the last couple records that we took that sound as far as we could take it,” Kirch says.

“This feels like we’re a brand new band again. It’s exciting.”

The album is due out March 31, a few days before The Maine kicks off its world tour on April 3 at Marquee Theatre.

“It’ll be great to start the tour there,” he says. “Generally, we always end our tours there.

“This has been great. We definitely appreciate the hometown support system that we have now. I think it’s one of those instances where you go on tour, see all these different places and it takes all of that to realize how great it is to be from here.”

Kirch is excited that his hometown fans get to hear the new music first. The album has been under wraps, so much so that the musicians didn’t tell a soul that they were working on new tracks.

“We recorded in the middle of the desert in California in Joshua Tree,” he says.

“We rented this giant house in the middle of the desert and recorded up there for a month.

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“We got off the Internet. For two to three months we weren’t using any social media or our website. It was nice to get back to the only thing we had to focus on, which was the songs.”

The secretive process helped build excitement within the band, which formed eight years ago.

“It feels fresh and exciting,” he says.

“There are so many things we haven’t had a chance to do that we want to do.

There is tons of excitement around the band right now.”

Because of this new sounds, though, don’t expect The Maine to shun its past.

“We’re going to play a bit off of all the records,” he says. “I think we’ll probably play the exact amount of songs off all the records. I think this particular tour will be a good representation of everything that we’ve done as a band.”

American Candy fits perfectly within the band’s catalog.

“This could have been our second or third album and it would make as much sense then as it does now,” he says.

“This record is who our band is. It’s one of those things when you go into record an album, you don’t know exactly what’s going to happen. I didn’t know what kind of album we were going to make. I got a little freaked out. But it’s so exciting and new that the energy is just building.”

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Extreme Noise Terror, Yucca Tap Room, April 4, 8 p.m., $15 Fayuca w/Sand Rubies, The Pistoleros, Walt Richardson Band, Gooder, Elvis Before Noon, DJ Pbody, Wilson St. Brewery, 9 a.m., free Leon Russell, Talking Stick Resort, April 4, 8 p.m., $47-$118 Arlo Guthrie, Mesa Arts Center, April 4, 8 p.m., $32-$50 Daddy Kev w/Broadway Slim, Tai Khanor, Dehga, Last Exit Live, April 4, 9 p.m., $10 A Day To Remember & The Offspring w/special guests, Tempe Beach Park, April 4, 1 p.m., $40-$49 Jarabe De Palo w/La Santa Cecilia, Crescent Ballroom, April 4, 8:30 p.m., $30-$35 Shantala Subramanyam Trio, MIM, April 5, 3 p.m., $23$28 Jack Parker, Yucca Tap Room, April 5, 8 p.m., free Andrew Weathers w/Tsone, Trunk Space, April 5, 6 p.m., $6

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Saviours, Club Red West, April 6, 7:30 p.m., $10 Cat Cashmere, Crescent Ballroom, April 6, 8 p.m., $15$20 Tyrone Wells w/Emily Hearn, Dominic Balli, Crescent Ballroom, April 7, 8 p.m., $17$33 Entheos feat. Singularity, Alterra, Splatterkill, Infinite AZ, Club Red, April 7, 6 p.m., $10-$13 Boyfrndz w/Future Death, Man-Cat, Last Exit Live, April 7, 9 p.m., $8-$10 La Fin Absolut du Monde w/ Sons of Providence, Yucca Tap Room, April 7, 8 p.m., free In the Mood, Mesa Arts Center, April 7, 2 p.m., $34-$59 Barry Manilow, Gila River Arena, April 8, 7:30 p.m., $28$148 Michael Schenker’s Temple of Rock, LiveWire, April 8, 7 p.m., $27 In the Mood, Mesa Arts Center, April 8, 2 p.m., and 7:30 p.m., $34-$59 Open Mic w/ Jason Messer, Rogue Bar, April 8, TBD Clean Bandit, Marquee Theatre, April 9, 6:30 p.m., $27 Reverend Horton Heat

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Better Off w/Capsize, Nile Theatre, April 13, TBD Swans, Crescent Ballroom, April 13, 8 p.m., $25-$30 Chris Duarte, The Rhythm Room, April 14, 8 p.m., $12-$15 Alto!, Trunk Space, April 14, 7:30 p.m., $6 Sylvan Esso, Crescent Ballroom, April 14, 8 p.m., $15 Punch Brothers w/Gabriel Kahane, Mesa Arts Center, April 14, 7:30 p.m., $34 Bane w/Backtrack, Malfunction, Nile Theater, April 14, 6:30 p.m., $15 Elliott Brood, Valley Bar, April 13, 8 p.m., $10-$12 Darsombra, Yucca Tap Room, April 14, 9 p.m., free Sylvan Esso, Crescent Ballroom, April 14, 8 p.m., $15 Defeater w/Counterparts, Capsize, Better Off, Hotel Books, Nile Theater, April 15, TBD J.Boog w/Innvision, Westafa, LiveWire, April 15, 7 p.m., $21 Open Mic w/ Jason Messer, Rogue Bar, April 15, TBD Islands & Tigers w/ Soft Deadlines, The Redemptions, Paper Foxes, Zodiac Bash, Yucca Tap Room, April 16, 8 p.m., free Judy Collins, MIM, April 16, 7:30 p.m., $63-$73 Ruen Brothers, Crescent Ballroom, April 16, TBD George Ezra, Crescent Ballroom, April 16, 8 p.m., $20 Brand New w/Circa Survive, Marquee Theatre, April 16, 7 p.m., TBD Incite, Club Red, April 14, 7 p.m., $10-$13 Sebastian Bach, LiveWire, April 17, 7 p.m., $23 The Sugar Thieves, The Rhythm Room, April 17, 9 p.m., $8 Built to Spill, Crescent Ballroom, April 17, 8:30 p.m., $20-$22 Boosie Badazz w/JP, Celebrity Theatre, April 18, 8:30 p.m., $38 Sky Track Mind, Last Exit Live, April 18, 9 p.m., $5-$8 2 Tone Lizard Kings w/ Oceanside Sound System, Lo Cash Ninjas, Yucca Tap Room, April 18, 9 p.m., free Mutter Bronfman Harrell Trio: Anne-Sophie Mutter, Violin, Yefim Bronfman, Piano, Lynn Harrell, Cello, Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts, April 18, 8 p.m., $65-$129 Emewetal w/Gehenna, The Mistake, Gatecreeper, Pub Rock Live, April 18, 7 p.m., $10

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