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Editorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Note: Cherish your Christmas memories

Catch the holiday spirit with festive events for all ages

16 Readers shares their personal stories of Christmas past

34 Christmas songbook: The history behind some of your favourite festive songs

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44 Champion Child: Konnor Worobecâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s amazing journey

46 Holiday fundraisers 50 Happy Appies: Eric Akis uses seafood to create some holiday party favourites

57 Great last-minute gift ideas 58 Jack Knox: The best Christmas movies

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DAVE OBEE | Editor and Publisher PETER BAILLIE | Director of Advertising DARRON KLOSTER | Editor GORDON FALLER | Designer JENUS FRIESEN | Designer

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Editor's Note

Dave Obee

Editor and Publisher Times Colonist

Cherish Your Christmas Memories

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nce again, the most wonderful time of the year is coming. It’s a season of giving, of sharing, of love. It’s also a season for memories.

One of my best Christmas surprises came many years ago, when my sisters and I arrived home after a visit to the local movie theatre on Christmas Eve. Our father had used a set of building blocks to create a miniature version of a house he was building for the family. And once we admired his work, the blocks were given to me.

When I was a young child, Christmas was all about the sermon in church, the glow of lights on the tree, the scent of that tree, special Christmas treats such as chocolates or my mother’s special suet pudding, the crunch of snow under the car tires, and Christmas music on the radio.

I was not a big fan of visiting relatives at Christmas; my cousins always seemed to have many more presents under the tree.

As I grew older, things changed.

My family got a television set, for one thing. That meant I could start

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watching Christmas specials, although for some reason the warm glow of a 19-inch Admiral did not cast the same spell as the lights on the tree.

Time passed. When I was in my teens, Christmas became a time for my siblings to come home to visit. The joy of the season faded somewhat, although it became stronger in my 20s when I was the one heading home for the holidays.

Soon after, the joy of Christmas was found in watching the faces of our children as they discovered their own delights of the season. (But here is a hint for new parents: If you are buying gifts that say “some assembly required,” do the work before the day. Trust me on that.)

Christmas means different things to all of us, and let’s not forget that for some, it is the worst time of the

year, not the best.

That’s a reminder that Christmas should be a season of sharing, and giving a helping hand to those less fortunate, or those who need a friend.

For more than 60 years, the Times Colonist Christmas Fund has been helping our entire community do just that.

And don’t ever forget the deep religious meaning of Christmas. A birth in Bethlehem more than 2,000 years ago still resonates with us today; that spirit lives on.

Once again this year, we have asked our readers to share their stories of Christmas memories. You will find their words inside this special magazine.

Enjoy. And have a happy, safe holiday season.

Dave Obee is editor and publisher of the Victoria Times Colonist.

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27 ANNUAL VICTORIA FESTIVAL OF TREES th

The Bay Centre A community favourite, and one of the most anticipated events of the year, the Festival of Trees transforms the Bay Centre into a lush forest of brilliantly decorated trees.

Raising funds for BC Children’s Hospital, the event sponsors, which include local business organizations and individuals, have the honour of decorating these trees in a unique and exciting fashion.

bcchf.ca November 17 to January 6

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CANADA’S NATIONAL GINGERBREAD SHOWCASE 2018 Parkside Hotel, 810 Humboldt St. 9 am to 9 pm 8 | Capital Christmas 2018

Parkside Hotel and Spa hosts Canada’s National Gingerbread Showcase, which benefits Habitat for Humanity Victoria. Event highlights the skill and creativity of professional and amateur bakers from across Canada while supporting the work of Habitat for Humanity Victoria. This years theme is “There’s no place like home.”

habitatvictoria.com November 22, 23, 24, 25, 2018 10 am to 5 pm

CEDAR YELLOW POINT 30th COUNTRY CHRISTMAS TOUR It doesn’t matter where you start the self- guided tour you won’t be disappointed. The tour will offer surprises at every turn. You will find hand forged metal, beautiful pottery, jewelry, fiber art, amazing original art, gorgeous hand blown glass, spectacular wood products, cozy alpaca garments, incredible first nation art, and guy gifts, handy crafts and more. Be sure to stop in

at the farms where you will find over 40 delicious cranberry products just in time for gift giving.

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November 23, 8 pm

NATALIE MACMASTER & DONNELL LEAHY: A CELTIC FAMILY CHRISTMAS The holiday season begins with a festive evening concert at Alix Goolden Hall, featuring Canada’s first family of contemporary Celtic music. Fiery fiddle-playing duo Natalie MacMaster and Donnell Leahy along with their talented children present an uplifting evening of virtuoso performances, step-dancing and heart-warming stories. With a line-up of Christmas classics intermingled with the wonderful world of Cape Breton folk music, a Celtic Family Christmas is sure to kindle your holiday spirit.

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November 30 to December 1

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CHRISTMAS CRAFT BEER SHOW

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Celebrate a hoppy holiday at the Christmas Craft Beer Show, an opportunity for everyone to raise a mug of holiday cheer. Sample seasonal offerings of local micro-breweries, as well as their brewery favourites.

A great way to start off the holiday season. The event is for those 19 and older .

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30th ANNUAL OUT OF HAND ARTISAN FAIR

Find unique gifts for friends, family and yourself at Victoria’s most prestigious artisan fair. The fair is a celebration of fine crafts, food, one-of-a-kind fashions and decorative arts.

Royal Theatre

A snowy pond hockey game, a battle on Parliament Hill, Mounties and a cast of Canadian critters make this production memorable. Performed to live music by the Victoria Symphony.

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PENINSULA SINGERS — ‘TIS THE SEASON

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Mary Winspear Centre, Sidney

November 24 5 pm

Join the Peninsula Singers for a wonderful celebration of everything that makes Christmas the most joyful time of the year. A time when you make wishes—and a time when even some of them come true.

37th ANNUAL ISLAND FARMS SANTA’S LIGHT PARADE

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DANCE VICTORIA PRESENTS THE NUTCRACKER WITH THE ROYAL WINNIPEG BALLET AND THE VICTORIA SYMPHONY

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Victoria Conference Centre

Let’s kick off Christmas in Victoria together!

Join us for a fun filled afternoon and evening of fun with the 37th Island Farms Santa’s Light Parade and join us before and after in Christmas Square.

Following the parade, the jolly man himself, Santa, will be handing out free cookies and milk to all the good girls and boys in Centennial Square. We will turn the lights on to the square at 7 pm sharp! Come on down for games, fun, great food and loads of entertainment!

37th Island Farms Santa’s Light Parade November 24, 2018 5 pm start at Government and Belleville.

2nd Annual Christmas Square 4 to 8 pm Centennial Square

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For example? The chance to listen to 90 minutes of song, some dance, hilarious banter and a polished chorus delivering a Christmas concert especially for you.

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CHRISTMAS IN OLD VICTORIA GUIDED WALKS

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THE ROYAL VICTORIA YACHT CLUB ANNUAL SEA OF LIGHTS, LIGHTED SHIP PARADE

From Cadboro Bay to Willows Beach, then back to Cadboro Bay after passing Gyro Beach. See the beautiful boats lit up in the boat parade.

Donations go to the Salvation Army and Kiwanis Club of Oak Bay. There will be a bonfire and music at Willows Beach.

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MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS AT THE BUTCHART GARDENS

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IEOA TRUCK LIGHT CONVOY AND FOOD DRIVE

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December 6 6 pm

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The Parade route begins along Resthaven Drive and turns onto Beacon Avenue.

It continues to run the length of Beacon Avenue, turning right onto Second Street and ending at Ocean Avenue. Once the parade completes its route, people are encouraged to move to Beacon and Bevan wharves and the Sidney waterfront around Beacon Park. From there, they will be able to witness the Lighted Boat Parade, which starts at least 15 minutes after the Sidney Sparkles Christmas Parade.

December marks the beginning of a month of festive displays and activities at Butchart Gardens. Experience the thrill of thousands of lights, wreaths and the Twelve Days of Christmas displays. Enjoy ice skating, carollers and festive dining. Bring a paper snowflake and exchange it for a cup of hot chocolate (ages 12 and under, please).

Watch large commercial trucks festooned with lights parade through the streets of the capital region. Starting at Ogden Point, the convoy weaves its way through Oak Bay and downtown Victoria before continuing on to View Royal and Langford. People are encouraged to drop off their food donations at designated sites along the route.

Enjoy warm-hearted and sometimes humorous stories of how Christmas was celebrated in Victoria during the Victorian era during 90-minute tours taken among the historic buildings in Old Town.

SIDNEY SPARKLES CHRISTMAS PARADE AND LIGHTED SAIL PAST

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of 35 professional musicians annually take to the stage to entertain and support of The Salvation Army Toy Drive. This is the 40th year of the seasonal concert, with a festive musical program that includes original works and holiday favourites.

Audience members are asked to bring a new, unwrapped toy on the night of the performance.

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peninsula celebrations.ca December 10 to 12 7:30 pm

THE NADEN BAND’S 40TH ANNUAL CHRISTMAS CONCERT Royal Theatre Get into the holiday spirit at the Navy Christmas Concert Series, a performance by the Naden Band of the Royal Canadian Navy. This group

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ACROSS CANADA Front lawn of the Legislative Assembly Celebrate the annual crosscountry Christmas light-up. The giant sequoia on the front lawn of the Legislative Assembly of British Columbia will be illuminated with thousands of lights. Enjoy songs on the front steps, and everyone is invited in afterward for hot chocolate and cookies.

The Hon. Darryl Plecas, Speaker of the Legislative Assembly, invites you to celebrate the lighting of the provincial Christmas tree and Parliament Buildings.

Performances by Viva Voice Youth Choir, Victoria Children’s Choir, SingYourJoy Young Adult Chorus, Reynolds Secondary School Carol Band

canada.ca December 7 to 9

CHRISTMAS POPS Royal Theatre Get into the Christmas spirit with the annual Victoria Symphony Christmas concerts. Feel the glow of the season down to your toes with holiday classics, family favourite and yuletide cheer. Mezzo soprano Rebecca Hass and Vox Humana Chamber Choir join conductor Sean O’Loughlin to create holiday magic.

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December 15 to 16

YELLOWPOINT CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR McPherson Playhouse The Yellowpoint Christmas Spectacular is a celebration of music, dance, lights and decorations. Now in its 12th season, it has become a holiday tradition for many across Vancouver Island. This year’s singing and dancing extravaganza includes musical tributes to Buddy Holly and Richie Valens, Nat King Cole, Michael Jackson, Edith Piaf, the Rat Pack, as well as a collection of Disney classics, a Motown medley starring the Supremes, Bing Crosby’s classic White Christmas as well as many more classical hits and Christmas favourites.

rmts.bc.ca December 7

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WINTER HARP

Winter Harp is back this season with a stunningly beautiful show in celebration of winter and Christmas.

For 25 years, this worldclass ensemble of harps, medieval instruments, flutes, violin, percussion and singers has brought the joy and meaning of Christmas to tens of thousands of people. Audience members have repeatedly said: “Christmas doesn’t start for us until we have been to Winter Harp.”

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December 13

RENÉE JAMES PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: CHRISTMAS WITH SINATRA, DANE WARREN The producers of this exciting new musical welcome guests to Victoria’s Alix Goolden Hall for the world premiere of Christmas With Sinatra. With vibrant staging, great musical arrangements, bold lighting, rich vocals and a beautiful venue transformed into a striking holiday theme, Christmas With Sinatra is sure to transport audiences back to the hey-day of the Sinatra concert circuit.

vcm.bc.ca/events/ December 15 to 16

THE STORYBOOK NUTCRACKER Mary Winspear Centre, Sidney Ballet Étoile presents The Storybook Nutcracker, a unique production bringing the classic Nutcracker story to life with engaging narration, vibrant costumes, and the intimate setting of the Charlie White Theatre. At just over 60minutes in length, The Storybook Nutcracker is the perfectly suited to younger audience members and first -time ballet attendees.

marywinspear.ca December 4

KEN LAVIGNE UNDER THE MISTLETOE Royal Theatre Ken Lavigne is back for another spectacular festive concert featuring great seasonal classics from Sinatra to Bocelli! Vancouver Island’s most beloved tenor with the Vancouver Island Symphony under the baton of Pierre Simard are ready to Deck the Halls in the Royal Theatre.

rmts.bc.ca/events December 5

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL CHRISTMAS McPherson Playhouse The Legends of Rock n’ Roll presents the music of world-class tribute acts performing a collection of hit songs from the greatest rock’n’soul artists of all-time… together with the Legends all-star band featuring “Mr Sax” Johnny Ferriera!

rmts.bc.ca December 13 to 14

O CHRISTMAS TEA Royal Theatre Fans of Monty Python, Mr. Bean and Dr. Seuss — Grab your teacups! When catastrophe strikes at James and Jamesy’s Christmas tea party, flooding the world with tea, the friends leap into

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action, finding innovative and hilarious solutions to keep them afloat.

beloved Irish music.

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THE IRISH TENORS Royal Theatre Singing to sold-out shows at Radio City Music Hall, Carnegie Hall and the Hollywood Bowl, the Irish Tenors bring their bright, ringing voices back to Victoria for a magical night of holiday music and

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University of Victoria Centre Farquhar Auditorium Associate Conductor Giuseppe Pietraroia returns to lead talented soloists, the Victoria Symphony and the Victoria Choral Society in Handel’s sublime Messiah.

With the Hallelujah Chorus as its

centrepiece, Handel’s oratorio Messiah is probably the most famous piece of classical music in the world.

victoriasymphony.ca December 21 to 23

THE FIRST CHRISTMAS NATIVITY PAGEANT Topaz Park This free outdoor Nativity Pageant is presented by local members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and friends. Members of the 100-strong cast and crew, plus live animals, transform the park for a few unforgettable moments that will keep the true meaning and joy of Christmas in your heart forever.

A great experience for the whole family.

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A VIENNESE NEW YEAR’S Royal Theatre Start the new year off right with lively and nostalgic music of the family of Johann Strauss and his contemporaries. Miriam Khalil and Benjamin Butterfield join dancers from Ballet Victoria for this afternoon of music, dance and song.

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had given a great deal of thought to the quest ion that I knew was com my daughter, Mindy, at ing. When the age of seven, asked n : “Mom, is Santa Claus I was ready. real?”

“Darling, a long time ag o there was a wonderf ul man who was a Gre His name was Saint Nic ek bishop. holas. He loved children and he was kind and ge loving heart. He presen ntle with a ted children with gifts on a special day to make Even though he lived ma them happy. ny years ago, we remem ber the message he tau kindness and spreading ght us about happiness by giving gif ts every year at Christma My daughter seemed con s time.” tent with my explanatio n.

That afternoon I was dri ving Mindy with her cou sin and I overheard my “Kim, did you know San daughter say: ta Claus is dead? ”

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verry night as I reach for the switch on my night-stand lamp, I see the silver bell ha nging from the switc h engraved 1997.

My M husband and I ha d moved from Victor in September, 1997 ia to Vancouver in order that I could attend the University of British Columbia.

It was my first Chris tmas away from my younger siblings. I ha five d to have them with me. I invited all five of them to spend the entire Christmas we ek in our tiny onebedroom o basement suite.

I had been really for tunate to have come into $10 000 and, at the age of 19 , all I wanted to do was share it with my young ger siblings.

They arrived at the beginning of the we ek and we spent as much time as we could visiting all the tourist attractions. I took the t m to Van Dusen gardens, the Botanica l Gardens, the Top o of Vancouver, Scien ce World and we wa tched Disney’s Anastasia in the the atre.

Whe h n it came time to actually give them the ir Christmas prese sents, I pulled a pra ctical joke. I wrappe d up used, inexpensive toiletrie s. The look on my yo ungest sister’s face when e she opened a us ed Lady Speed Stick was pure shock; howe w ver, the sideways glances that passed between my other e siblings, clearly de monstrated sadness when they thoug u ht we were too po or to actually buy gif ts.

My M laughing finally tipped them off to the joke we had been e playing. We hand ed out their gift cards and then we all went to Metro town so they could buy the things that they wanted.

My brother went int o the Hallmark store and he bought me a silver be ll. When I hear its rin g every night, I think of him .

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n 1940, my father was found to have tuberculosis and was laid off from his job after 21-plu s years with the post ofďŹ ce in Moose Jaw. Even with his accumulat ed sick and overtime, he was sho rt of enough time to get a pension .

Due to the tuberculosis, he was not allowed to ďŹ nd employm ent elsewhere. The doctors recommended he move his family (ďŹ ve children ages two to 18 years) to Victoria.

We arrived in late August 194 2 to our new home on Dougla s Street next to a small corner store.

By Christmas, we had all sett led into school and my oldest bro ther had a job, but it was just not the same.

There was no snow and it wa s warm. We had a few new frie nds, but due to limited funds ver y few presents.

You have never seen a sadder bunch.

We had just sat down to lun ch when there was a knock at the door. Mom answered to ďŹ nd Lee, who ran the store with Ma ry, his helper. They had their hands full and Lee offered the gifts to mom.

At ďŹ rst she refused, but he insisted.

The gifts included a small turk ey, a two -pound box of chocola tes, a box of Japanese oranges and a small bag of sugar (most of these items where rationed due the war).

With that, he wished us a Me rry Christmas, and it truly was.

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Dad said gs, we thought we unde do y tu of M rs re r yea h. ei 35 er th Aft r . we do ting fo a good catc outside wai s. e would be ma as er rist w h th Ch t ig ou re t h ab par d su a s oye wa e d enj pound, n an was quit a $10 special from the t a full moo ut. left that he Our first dog, Chaucer, ething abou t breed. m tha talking abo to so g as inin w ed rta n e pe o s h ti art sm at en h the m w all e d had H an and st came border collie tible, he would be id not under e when he and seemingly indestruc tide, but I d . in that to m ked la coo p s Agile, always in motion wa ex key ld tur u o the s dinner as soon as He said he w dory er ything! place it expecting his Christma ver and the dad knew ev We would wrap it and . y his s M wa t e. sen m pre o down the ri ich h g ing in in him m sh see co as He also knew wh uld w wo The sun e. Occasionally, we s. r, I saw them tre d te n the r o La de m un ia ers d oth f among the still there. it was full o r and check that it was looked as if uld wo . he nonchalantly wander ove ts y, Da el s r arrived. He ma sm rist y Ch en presents on the silver the fish buye n , o re a o and to sh ire ret to When time came to op and uracy came r our family the pile with unerring acc Just as dad t for some fo p s ce wa k ex tas at ts dive in, extract his from Th el it. . wrap face e sm m. We never had to un smile on his sold all of th to corner of the living roo re had a big Frisbees. The latter my parents su and ls ke ad bal ta D ed lov s. to er d auc n ed Ch ie st. er fr be ff d o like so ed d he , t op the par crop but he devel came an with his hay teeth had been at work, A neighbor ed the man ying with p didn’t last long after his accepting pla el us h in had d ad ich h ve wh ie ls, ad with the bal town. D always bel e H . er n he had ff some remarkable games o ss was a le o pted the It ce . ac en e iv h g n . urs him for ho furry Buddha. help had bee dog, was rather like a big help only if mas e,” nic Chumley, the first sheep t's tha — t well. ell of Christ sen as pre red to buy me a ught me with the sm ta t h ig of n r had te at er h th g auc “Okay, so they remembe p lau that Ch e sound of I went to slee er mastered the knack . the oven. Th was his reaction. He nev make a mess. in to m and cozy g lite ar po in w too ak s el b wa fe he es e ps ki rha m o pe e t; co sen ad pre th m a o unwrapping family fast. M er was really into ing from my ts for break second sheepdog, who m el r ou co , sm rley grace Mo ad s h wa we r e it t Bu ing, w and every yea re dad said toy basket full of gifts In the morn ristmas befo h C that f o sh s, fi it ma ir e rist th sp presents. He had a huge Ch out the anks for m. From his first tto ab th bo l the ed ia to lk k ec ta san sp t tha e replaced those ts, he waited to receive s did. He gav happy one. le unwrap their presen as he alway as an extra ry m eve st ed ri when he watched peop h low C fol s r eye u Irene Harley made o d and large brown ad hea h olly wo his big to His lly t. his gif the gift carefu Comox his turn. He would take few minutes movement until it was a e tak uld wo ne eo ping that som space and guard it, ho . festivities to play with him s ma rist Ch the off from ught that because tho we t seven years old, ou ab s wa he en wh en Th s having another one. probably wouldn't mis he had so many toys, he be expecting a gift! t was Decem dog; surely he wouldn't ber, 1954, an After all, he was only a ing he had no sum pre — d dad prepar e C tak hristmas-tre mis r ou ed for our an e har vest. 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Howev felt it a lit tle biscuit; as far as he wa a of es mis er pro , all or af lks te r closer insp too sparse. to entreaties for wa We set is as ec tion, mom the trail. “Lo w it, was over! kne he as id life e od go an o k at that on d moved fu concerned the ristmas Day, and e!” mom ex rther along Soon the se y few stores open on Ch claimed wit cond tree, a it t bu , Of course, there are ver try did h enthusias We p . in up e, b ked et loc w y te htl as tig r m. y th fe sta t an the fir, b lled and insp hours pet stores are ones tha ut still not q ec ted. It was mom? ” as I d martyred looks for 24 ure end u it We r. e tte ri be g s ht. “ poin didn’t make thing doorstep at 9:30 the trees, we had ted out a nice small hem How about that one, were on the pet store’s ey lock. Now w to rop g m lon h ak and we made sure we wit e re a atu choice. Dad ith three three home we bought Morley, a cre suggested w as they wer the til un t next morning. 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t was a week before Ch ristmas and my husband and I had celebrated our 40th anniversary tha t fall when tragedy stuck.

I had gone to Butchart Gardens with friends for the Christma s lights, and when I got home, I rea lized my wedding rings were gone. I had worn mitts and had lost a lot of weigh t (which I am glad to say I have not yet found). So I phoned the gardens to see if there was any remote chance tha t three small rings had been fou nd in the parking lot. No luck. Th en the search began at home.

I had three rings â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the engagement, the wedd ing and the one-year â&#x20AC;&#x153;keeper.â&#x20AC;?

I had been baking cookie s and put the parchment pap er from doing cookies in two ďŹ re places, which we sor ted throu gh. I took

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So we went searching back in time to what else I had been do ing â&#x20AC;&#x201D; chopping kindling and hauling wo od for a ďŹ re.

Looked and looked, bu t no luck.

My husband went to a jeweler to see if he might possibly ge t me some similar rings, but the jeweler sho ok his head sadly and said it would cost a for tune.

Perhaps a metal detector might work.

No luck, despite many days or trying and ďŹ nding lots of nuts, bo lts and screws.

Then, on Christmas mo rning, I received a rather large parcel, which was ver y light. Inside was my engagement ring with the diamond , and my wedding ring. My husband had been picking up dog poo the day befor e (not romantic), saw a sparkle in the sun , and found my engagement and wedd ing ring.

It was a ver y special Ch ristmas moment. We had just one more ring to ďŹ nd.

On New Year's eve, I had another gift. He'd found the third ring! He had been shufďŹ&#x201A;ing his feet in another wood pile 50 feet away. The keeper.

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My boyfriend was a bus driver with PaciďŹ c Stage Lines and worked the early shift on Christmas day in Vancouver at the bus depot. About 5 p.m., my dad, step mother and I were all looking out the window wondering when Stan was going to arrive given the snowy roads. It was starting to get dark. Dad spotted Stan trudging up the long driveway with his Christmas packages under his arm. We all went out and helped him with his parcels. My dad drove Stan down the road in the Jeep and they managed to tow the car out of the ditch and up to the farmhouse.

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rowing up in Cowichan in the 1950s, we farm families didn’t realize how poor we really were. Everybody had fruit trees and grew large gardens to stretch the scant food dollars.

We kids (younger brother and I ) didn’t think it was strange to have only three pairs of shoes to do us for a couple of years — one pair of black rubber boots for school, one pair of Sunday school oxfords and a pair of 49-cent flipflops for the summer. When the flip-flops were wrecked, we went barefoot.

And I wasn’t too resentful about the fact that my mother was an invalid. Of Alberta Cree and Scottish descent, she still, in her fifties, had the high cheekbones and long, raven-black hair which made her a beauty. And every morning, before catching the school bus, it was my job to brush and braid that long hair.

However, there was one thing I was a bit resentful about — my birthday. It fell, unfortunately, on new year’s eve. So, I was used to getting one large gift on Christmas that was supposed to be a Christmas/birthday gift. I particularly treasured one large gift I had received. I was 13 and had been asking my dad for a dolly with real saran (comb-able) hair for as long as I could remember.

Providentially, my kindly uncle John was visiting from Vancouver that year. He and my dad split the cost of the special doll — $6! How I coveted that doll, always replacing it carefully in its box after each hair styling. However, I usually resented the fact that my brother (born in March) always received two annual gifts while I, only one.

In September of my Grade 12 year, my beautiful mother died. We grieved.

And by the end of November, we were feeling additional effects of poverty. My father explained to us that he was no longer receiving the monthly pension for my mother. Thus, our monthly budget had to be reduced by more than $100 per month (a lot of money in those days).

We kids feared a bleak Christmas. However, we could axe down our usual tree from the mountain forest behind us. Dad could butcher a retired broodie hen if he couldn’t afford a turkey. I despaired of getting a ‘combined’ gift.

But, being optimistic youngsters, we each hung up dad’s

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old work socks. We strung the tree with mom’s well-used decorations from the 1930s.

The next morning, our stockings held the usual Japanese orange in the toe, a pair of socks for school and some ribbon candy courtesy of a surprise Christmas hamper a Duncan charity had provided. I didn’t expect a major gift, nor did I see one. However, when my birthday morning rolled around, hope renewed. I thought there was just a chance someone might come up with something for my birthday.

Bedtime came and I, disheartened, prepared to slink off to my room. Suddenly, my dad came over to me, his hand behind his back. My brother stood behind him, smirking slyly. Dad told me to hold out my hand. In it, he placed a small white box. It contained a single strand of fake pearls nestled on cheap cotton batting. To me, it was worth more than if every pearl had been authentic.

My joy knew no bounds. Dad had saved pennies from the grocery money for a couple of months and bought the necklace at our only Five and Dime store for 69 cents.

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hristmas was such a happy, exciting time. I can still see my mother and my older brother decorating our home for Christmas. They put streamers across ceilings and hung tinsel.

My parents did not have much money, but they always had so many gifts under the tree for us. I loved dolls and my parents always made sure there was one under the tree for me. I still see the long, narrow boxes which I knew were my dolls. The year the “Wettums” dolls came out, I kept telling my parents I just had to have one.

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Needless to say, I was very lucky. I had a wonderful happy, loving family full of beautiful memories.

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hristmas Eve, 1958. The fragrance of the freshly cut Christmas tree evoked happy memories of walks in the forest and it filled the room at the sanatorium in Switzerland, where I had spent the last six months flat on my back in a plaster shell. Family and friends had expressed regret over my fate and concern about my state of mind because I could not be home for Christmas. I had assured them lightheartedly that I would be fine.

After six years of increasingly crippling pain, I had a diagnosis: tuberculous spondylitis in my lower back. Thanks to modern medicine, my two longtime companions, lumbago and sciatica, were gone, and I was slowly being cured. Life was beginning to look really good!

The two roommates on the opposite side were mobile and had gone home for the holidays, leaving Beatrice and I to make the best of our Christmas. Over the months, we had learned to entertain each other, and we were going to have a blast singing our hearts out.

Beatrice, two years my senior, was seriously ill. Her kidneys and bladder were riddled with tuberculosis and she had stared death in the eye on more than one occasion. But she was a fighter and a model of resilience and courage. Her mother had died when Beatrice was a toddler. She and her sisters were brought up at an orphanage run by nuns. Her father didn’t seem to care much about his children. During a span of 16 months, I only saw him two or three times, after he was summoned by the medical staff because it looked like Beatrice might not survive a crisis. He was a taciturn man who appeared to be enveloped in his own sad world.

Beatrice told me many horror stories of physical and mental abuse at the orphanage. After she lost an eye to tuberculosis at a young age, she was provided an ill-fitted glass eye, which apparently made her a target for bullying at school. Life at the sanatorium was preferable to the orphanage, in spite of her illness being very painful. Her rays of light were visits from her older sister, a loving, motherly young woman who came whenever she could.

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every week. When they and my sister visited me, they also visited Beatrice, and my family became her family. Each way was a good two-hour trip by train and bus, and I shall never know the sacrifices, financial and otherwise, my parents and siblings made on my behalf.

"After six years of increasingly crippling pain, I had a diagnosis: tuberculous spondylitis in my lower back."

Children under a certain age who were not patients were not allowed inside the building. I never got to see my brother, age 11.

The sanatorium had a stockpile of donated presents. A few days before Christmas, the patients were invited to write a wish list. I loved to read and had an abundance of time to fill, but instead of asking for a book, I compiled a greedy list of unrealistic items. It included pants, although I knew that it would be months before I could learn to walk again. I was blissfully unaware at the time that, due to complications, it would in fact be another 10 months and two more operations.

But I was 17 and I dreamed of walking, cycling, dancing, climbing mountains, even just sitting up for a meal or soaking in a bathtub — and colours!

"After supper, the eagerly anticipated moment arrived when the nurse lit the candles on our small Christmas tree while a choir sang carols out in the corridor."

Our hospital gowns, beds, walls and ceiling were white, and we were surrounded by doctors and nurses dressed in white. I craved vibrant colours. The sea of white I was immersed in seemed broken only by the food stains on my bed sheets. At mealtime, a plate of food was placed on my chest. When the IV happened to be in my right arm, I was forced to eat with my clumsy left

hand, aggravated by a damaged elbow, and there was no shortage of stains — spaghetti bolognese produced awesome results!

Earlier in the day, we had received our Christmas presents. Mine was a pair of secondhand woolen pants in a drab grey.

It triggered a reaction of shame over my unreasonable wish list.

After supper, the eagerly anticipated moment arrived when the nurse lit the candles on our small Christmas tree while a choir sang carols out in the corridor.

Then the walls came crashing down, my armour crumbled and my grandstanding bravery flew out the window! Instead of adding an enthusiastic voice to the choir’s Joy to the World, the tears began to flow.

I was homesick, feeling utterly sorry for myself and dragging Beatrice down with me. We cried ourselves to sleep.

When we woke on Christmas morning, the spectre had disappeared. We were our old selves again and joking extra hard to cover our embarrassment over the display of weakness the night before.

At 3 p.m., my parents and sister walked through the door with presents for both of us. I received a voluminous book titled Wilhelm Busch Album. My parents knew that I was a fan of that German author and illustrator of humorous, satiric rhymed tales. I had already memorized some of his poetry, and this book would keep me busy for months. Humour is indeed wonderful medicine, and satire an effective antidote to frustrations. Often, a suitable quote or Busch-inspired doggerel worked their little magic when a patient needed cheering up.

Christmas had arrived, and all was well!

We didn’t have much to give to my family, but being cheerful and in good spirits was probably the best gift we could offer them.

Despite the Christmas Eve meltdown and the “old ladies” pants, which I passed on to a more appreciative recipient, I have fond memories of that Christmas 60 years ago, and I am grateful for my restored health. The Wilhelm Busch Album crossed the Atlantic with my new husband and me in 1966, and Beatrice and I kept in touch until she passed away last year.

Ruth Warburton, Victoria

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y daughter and her boyfriend left home in early fall to backpack New Zealand. They would be away for Christmas.

What to send with her? Finally, I chose a tiny jewelry box, put a tiny pebble and $100 New Zealand cash in it.

They were joined by a fellow backpacker from England near Christmas time.

This is 25 years ago. They waited one day for our Dec. 25th to open the little gift.

I received this joyous phone call!

"Mom, all the banks and grocery stores are closed for ďŹ ve days! We had only $8 between us to pay for the campsite. Our dinner was to be peas and potatoes. We all three are going to a pub to celebrate with a great meal.

Thank you, thank you!"

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small bedroom in a care centre at Christmas can be magical if decorated with love.

After four years in care, mom was without communication, and yet I still hoped that somehow she would enjoy the lights. Early Christmas morning, I arrived to ďŹ nd mom soundly asleep, so I put all the Christmas lights on so a very soft glow transformed the room from a clinical look to a home feel. I pulled up momâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wheelchair to the side of her bed and whispered: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Merry Christmas, mom.â&#x20AC;?

Her eyes opened. Again, I said "Merry Christmas, mom." Slowly, her hand moved toward me. I was so surprised to see this happen because it had been years since she had acknowledged a life outside of herself. I quickly put my hand up to her hand, and she pulled my hand to her mouth and kissed it.

In that instant, mom was back.

And then she wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t.

It was the best Christmas present I have ever received.

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oliday traditions vary from family to family, but one component of the holidays that seems to be universally enjoyed is a good Christmas song. Music is piped throughout malls and stores to entertain shoppers, and favorite tunes may be on the radio or streamed through a digital music service as families decorate their homes.

Many people may love Christmas songs and carols, but not everyone shares the same favorites.

Thankfully, there’s no shortage of material when it comes to Christmas songs, ensuring there’s something for everyone.

In 2014, Time magazine researched records at the U.S. Copyright Office to determine the most popular and most recorded Christmas songs since 1978. when copyright registrations were digitized.

The following are some of the more beloved holiday tunes and a bit of history about each song.

SILENT NIGHT: One of the most rerecorded songs in history (733 versions since 1978), Silent Night, was composed in 1818 by Franz Xaver Gruber and put to lyrics by Joseph Mohr. It was first performed on Christmas Eve at St. Nicholas parish church in Oberndorf, a village in Austria. Today’s version is a slow lullaby, but it’s believed the original was a dance-like tune in 6/8 time.

O HOLY NIGHT: This popular song was composed

by Adolphe Adam in 1847 to a French poem titled, Minuit, chrétiens (Midnight, Christians). Many notable performers, including Perry Como, Céline Dion, Josh Groban, Michael Crawford, and Lea Michele, have performed O Holy Night.

SILVER BELLS: Now a Christmas classic, Silver Bells originally was written for the Bob Hope film, The

Silent Night — Joseph Mohr, 1816

Silent night, holy night All is calm, all is bright Round yon Virgin Mother and Child Holy Infant so tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace Sleep in heavenly peace.

Silent night, holy night!

Lemon Drop Kid. Songwriter Jay Livingston wanted to title the song Tinkle Bell, but his wife dissuaded him from using the word “tinkle.”

WHITE CHRISTMAS: Irving Berlin believed his song White Christmas would be an instant hit. His prediction was correct, especially after singer Bing Crosby recorded it.

JINGLE BELLS: Although it has become one of the more popular Christmas songs, Jingle Bells really was written for Thanksgiving. It’s also one of the oldest holiday songs of American origin. James Lord Pierpont, the song’s author, was inspired by the famous sleigh races of Medford, Massachusetts.

DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR: Noel Regney wrote this song as a call to peace during the Cuban Missile Crisis. The original context has long been forgotten, and Do You Hear What I Hear is now a staple of holiday celebrations.

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN: James Gillespie wrote this tune while riding a subway and reminiscing about his childhood with his brother. It became a hit after being performed at the famed Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

THE CHRISTMAS SONG: This classic Christmas song was written in 1944 by Bob Wells and Mel Tormé. It’s usually subtitled Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire.

The song was written during a heat wave as a way to think cool thoughts. It only took 40 minutes to write the music and some of the lyrics. Nat King Cole’s rendition of the song is among the more popular versions.

Christmas songs are enjoyed and performed year after year. The most popular songs continue to endure and attract new fans.

Shepherds quake at the sight Glories stream from heaven afar Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia!

Christ, the Saviour is born Christ, the Saviour is born.

Silent night, holy night

Son of God, love’s pure light Radiant beams from Thy holy face With the dawn of redeeming grace Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth.

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Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh, Over the ďŹ elds we go, laughing all the way.

Bells on bob-tails ring, making spirits bright, What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.

CHORUS Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!

O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!

O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.

A day or two ago, I thought Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d take a ride And soon Miss Fanny Bright, was seated by my side;

The horse was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his lot; He got into a drifted bank and we got upsot Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!

O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.

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Hark the Herald Angels Sing â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Charles Wesley, 1739

Hark the herald angels sing â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Glory to the newborn King!

Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciledâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Joyful, all ye nations rise Join the triumph of the skies With the angelic host proclaim: â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Christ is born in Bethlehemâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Hark! The herald angels sing â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Glory to the newborn King!â&#x20AC;&#x2122; Christ by highest heavâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;n adored Christ the everlasting Lord!

Late in time behold Him come Offspring of a Virginâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s womb Veiled in ďŹ&#x201A;esh the Godhead see Hail the incarnate Deity Pleased as man with man to dwell Jesus, our Emmanuel Hark! The herald angels sing â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Glory to the newborn King!â&#x20AC;&#x2122; Hail the heavâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;n-born Prince of Peace!

Hail the Son of Righteousness!

Light and life to all He brings Risâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;n with healing in His wings Mild He lays His glory by Born that man no more may die Born to raise the sons of earth Born to give them second birth Hark! The herald angels sing â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Glory to the newborn King!

Angels we Have Heard on High â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Traditional French carol translated by Bishop James Chadwick in 1862 Angels we have heard on high Sweetly singing oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;er the plains, And the mountains in reply Echoing their joyous strains.

Gloria, in excelsis Deo! Gloria, in excelsis Deo! Shepherds, why this jubilee?

Why your joyous strains prolong?

What the gladsome tidings be Which inspire your heavenly song?

Gloria, in excelsis Deo! Gloria, in excelsis Deo! Come to Bethlehem and see Christ Whose birth the angels sing;

Come, adore on bended knee, Christ the Lord, the newborn King.

Gloria, in excelsis Deo! Gloria, in excelsis Deo! See Him in a manger laid, Whom the choirs of angels praise; Mary, Joseph, lend your aid, While our hearts in love we raise.

Gloria, in excelsis Deo! Gloria, in excelsis Deo!

Oh Christmas Tree â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Traditional German carol Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree!

Thy leaves are so unchanging Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, Thy leaves are so unchanging Not only green when summer's here, But also when itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cold and drear.

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, Thy leaves are so unchanging!

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, Such pleasure do you bring me!

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, Such pleasure do you bring me!

For every year this Christmas tree, Brings to us such joy and glee.

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, Such pleasure do you bring me!

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, You'll ever be unchanging!

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Joy to the world, the Lord is come!

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Joy to the world, the Savior reigns!

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Repeat the sounding joy, Repeat the sounding joy, Repeat, repeat, the sounding joy.

No more let sins and sorrows grow, Nor thorns infest the ground; He comes to make His blessings flow Far as the curse is found, Far as the curse is found, Far as, far as, the curse is found.

He rules the world with truth and grace, And makes the nations prove The glories of His righteousness, And wonders of His love, And wonders of His love, And wonders, wonders, of His love.

Away in a Manger Author unknown. 1895.

Away in a manger, No crib for His bed The little Lord Jesus Laid down His sweet head The stars in the bright sky Looked down where He lay The little Lord Jesus Asleep on the hay

The cattle are lowing The poor Baby wakes But little Lord Jesus No crying He makes I love Thee, Lord Jesus Look down from the sky And stay by my side, ’Til morning is nigh.

Be near me, Lord Jesus, I ask Thee to stay Close by me forever And love me I pray Bless all the dear children In Thy tender care And take us to heaven To live with Thee there.

Good King Wenceslas â&#x20AC;&#x201D; John M. Neale, 1818-1866 Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen When the snow lay round about Deep and crisp and even Brightly shone the moon that night Though the frost was cruel When a poor man came in sight Gathâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ring winter fuel â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hither, page, and stand by me If thou knowâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;st it, telling Yonder peasant, who is he?

Where and what his dwelling?â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sire, he lives a good league hence Underneath the mountain Right against the forest fence

By Saint Agnesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; fountain.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bring me ďŹ&#x201A;esh and bring me wine Bring me pine logs hither Thou and I will see him dine When we bear him thither.â&#x20AC;?

Page and monarch forth they went Forth they went together Through the rude windâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wild lament And the bitter weather â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sire, the night is darker now And the wind blows stronger Fails my heart, I know not how, I can go no longer.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mark my footsteps, my good page Tread thou in them boldly Thou shalt ďŹ nd the winterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rage Freeze thy blood less coldly.â&#x20AC;?

In his masterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s steps he trod Where the snow lay dinted Heat was in the very sod Which the Saint had printed Therefore, Christian men, be sure Wealth or rank possessing Ye who now will bless the poor Shall yourselves ďŹ nd blessing.

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I'll Be Home for Christmas I'll be home for Christmas You can plan on me Please have snow and mistletoe And presents on the tree Christmas Eve will ďŹ nd me Where the love light gleams I'll be home for Christmas If only in my dreams I'll be home for Christmas You can plan on me Please have snow and mistletoe And presents on the tree Christmas Eve will ďŹ nd me Where the love light gleams I'll be home for Christmas If only in my dreams If only in my dreams.

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WICKEDLY DECADENT DEEP CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES

A HEALTHY HOLIDAY DESSERT OPTION A certain measure of overindulgence is anticipated during the holiday season. Rich foods and desserts are served, and parties are plentiful. However, those who plan to stick to their healthy eating plans can still enjoy tastes of the season without compromising their fitness or dietary goals.

Many recipes can be made healthier with some simple substitutions, and that even includes decadent desserts. Take, for example, “Wickedly Decadent Deep Chocolate Truffles” from Low Fat for Life, (DK) by Sue Krietzman.

This low-fat version of a high-fat classic will taste delicious without being too sinful.

WICKEDLY DECADENT DEEP CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES MAKES 24 WICKEDLY DECADENT TRUFFLES

6 ounces semisweet chocolate 6 ounces very low-fat fromage frais 2 tablespoons confectioners’ sugar 1⁄2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1⁄2 ounces semisweet chocolate, grated 1. Break the chocolate into a bowl over a pan of simmering water. Let it melt, stirring occasionally.

2. In a separate bowl, whisk together the fromage frais and sugar. Whisk in the vanilla.

3. When the chocolate is melted and smooth, remove from the heat and allow to cool slightly. Slowly whisk the chocolate into the fromage frais mixture, using a rubber spatula to incorporate every bit of chocolate. Cover with plastic wrap and chill for an hour.

4. Line a baking sheet with waxed paper.

Scatter the grated chocolate on a plate.

Scoop out the chilled chocolate mixture in teaspoonfuls, roll into balls, then roll the balls in the grated chocolate and put on the prepared baking sheet. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate until firm.

5. Put the truffles in small paper cases. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator until ready to use.

PER TRUFFLE: TOTAL FAT: 2 G; SATURATED FAT: 1 G; UNSATURATED FAT: 1 G; CHOLESTEROL: 1 MG; SODIUM: 3 MG; CALORIES: 52. —MC Capital Christmas 2018 | 43

Champion Child

Konnor’s story

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richa Worobec always wanted to have a water birth at home. When her second son, Konnor, was born, she got that opportunity. But in contrast to his smooth and peaceful entry into the world, Konnor was an unhappy baby—he screamed often and intensely.

“He had a cry that pierced the deepest part of my heart,” said Tricha. “He was my second child, so I knew these bouts of horrible screaming weren’t normal.”

Her intuition was right. One day when Konnor was six weeks old, Tricha was bathing him in a dimly lit bathroom.

His pupils were dilated because of the lighting, and she noticed that the way the light hit his eye was odd—the pupil looked white, like a cat’s eye glowing in the dark. She called her husband, Dustin, and they decided to get Konnor to the doctor right away. “I said to my husband, ‘I don’t know what this is, but I know it’s the reason he’s been screaming.’”

A visit with their doctor turned into ultrasounds, and subsequently into a trip to B.C. Children’s Hospital for an MRI, spinal tap and genetic testing. The tiny Konnor, just seven weeks old, would need to be put under anesthetic so doctors could examine his eye properly. When they did, they confirmed a devastating diagnosis—Konnor had a type of cancer known as retinoblastoma. His parents were in shock.

“I didn’t even know babies could be born with cancer, let alone have it in their eye,” remembered Tricha. “There are really no words to describe the wave of helplessness and fear that rolls over you when you think your child could die.”

Walking into B.C. Children’s Hospital that first time, Tricha had no idea that it would become a second home for her family over the next four years. At the same time, she recalls all the staff who helped ease the transition.

“Right away, they took us under their wing. They taught us the new lingo, organized our new life schedule, and made the transition as smooth as possible during our darkest days.”

Konnor was ultimately diagnosed with a gene mutation called mosaic RB. Because of this, he could develop cancer in his other eye, in the pineal gland in his brain, and is at a higher risk for several other cancers. He also has a 50 per cent chance of passing his condition down to his children.

Konnor’s treatment plan was intensive. Before he was four years old, he was put under anesthesia over 40 times.

He had chemo treatments, cryotherapy and laser on his eye. He had many blood and platelet transfusions and countless stays in hospital because of his fevers.

Unfortunately, despite treatment, Konnor grew more tumours and still had active cancer cells in the fluid of his eye. It eventually became too dangerous to keep his eye.

On Saint Patrick’s Day in 2017, doctors removed Konnor's

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right eye. “I’ll never forget that just a day later, when he was discharged from hospital, he was running full speed down the hallways of the hospital screaming ‘I'm cancer free,’ said Tricha.

Today, Konnor’s family still frequents B.C. Children’s Hospital so doctors can monitor him for other possible cancers—and he will continue to be a regular until he’s an adult. For his family, the hospital has been, and continues to be, a second home.

“You never know when B.C. Children's Hospital will become home for your child,” said Tricha. “We never thought it would be for our son. I wish I could able to articulate my gratitude to all the donors, doctors and nurses we have met along this journey. But words will never do it justice.” CC

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HABITAT FOR HUMANITY VICTORIAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S GINGERBREAD SHOWCASE CELEBRATES ITS 10TH YEAR!

Four exceptional days showcasing local artisansâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; in their Studios

NOVEMBER 22, 23 24, 25, 2018 10 am - 5 pm daily Pick up a free brochure with map at Mid and South Island Libraries, visitor Info Centres, and participating businesses or website:

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Opening on Saturday, Nov. 17, 2018 and continuing daily from 9am to 9pm until Jan. 6, 2019, we are extending the event a week longer than usual to give more families and visitors the opportunity to visit the display in the new year.

Much more than houses, the Showcaseâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s elaborate creations are detailed sculptures and unique works of art. Following some key criteria, the most important being that it be made of 100 per cent edible (but please, no eating!) material, Chefs often spend hundreds of hours designing and constructing their creations. This yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s theme is Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s No Place Like Home.

Everyone is invited to view the sweet creations and vote for their favourite in exchange for a donation to Habitat Victoria. Last yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s event raised over $51,000 thanks to the generosity of more than 25,000 visitors who made a visit to the Showcase as part of their holiday tradition.

All donations go directly to helping bring strength, stability and independence to families living in need of decent, affordable housing.

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2018 IEOA TRUCK LIGHT CONVOY AND FOOD DRIVE

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his is the 20th year of the annual Truck Light Convoy and Food Drive! The IEOA member companies and owners of heavy equipment operators, civil contractors, and equipment suppliers on Southern Vancouver Island decorate their trucks, trailers and equipment in a festive spirit. With lights shining bright and horns honking, they travel as a convoy through the streets of the capital region with a goal of raising donations and awareness for the local food banks.

Over the last nineteen years there has been approximately 160,000 pounds of non-perishable food products collected for distribution to the food banks. The IEOA is extremely proud of the Truck Light Convoy and Food Drive and the role that our membership, and our community partners, have played in helping the less fortunate in our community.

For more information including a convoy route map, GPS tracking and online donations to the food banks please go online: IEOA.ca.

Donate to a local food bank and join us along the route on the evening of Saturday, Dec. 1 to cheer on the IEOA Convoy!

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apple cider vinegar brown sugar jalapeño peppers, seeded and cut in quarters quince, peeled, cored, cut into 1” cubes roughly cardamom ground fresh ginger, peeled and rough chopped salt, kosher stick of cinnamon Juice of ½ lemon Water just to cover

Put the apple cider vinegar and sugar into a saucepan; add the quince and simmer with a lid on until the quince are tender (around 45 minutes on a low heat). Add the jalapeño, water, ginger, cardamom, salt, and cinnamon simmer again for about 30 minutes stirring every so often. Add lemon juice

and simmer for 10 minutes more always over low heat, stirring again. Check that everything is very nice and soft. Using a food processor, transfer everything into it and pulse until mixed, and the consistency is a fine chunky smooth. Place it in a clean container and leave to cool. Store in sterilized mason jars.

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CHEF’SS CORNER CHEF 10 ACRES FARM PUMPKIN PIE PIE CRUST 1 ½ C all-purpose flour 1 tbsp sugar ½ tsp salt 1 tsp baking powder 9 tbsp butter unsalted (cold) – cut into ½” cubes 4 tbsp cold ice water Combine flour, salt, sugar + baking powder in the food processor bowl with a metal blade, slowly start mixing and adding cold butter pulse until crumble gradually add the cold water, pulsing until dough is just moistened + still crumbly.

Tip dough crumble onto a clean work surface.

Gather into a ball by mixing with your hands. Don’t over work the dough. Wrap the dough with plastic and place it in the fridge for 45 minutes.

On a clean work surface dust with AP flour and roll the dough into a ¼” thick round.

Set the oven at 350 degrees Fahrenheit, place the rolled dough in a pie model and cut parchment paper inside the pie, plus beans to kept the pie in a flat surface. Cook this for 20 minutes, take the pie out and remove the parchment + beans and cook again for 15 minutes. This is now ready for the pumpkin filling.

PUMPKIN FILLING 1 pumpkin 2 eggs + 1 yolk ½ C brown sugar 1/3 C white sugar ½ tsp salt 2 tsp cinnamon ground 1 tsp ginger ground ¼ tsp nutmeg finely grated ½ tsp cardamom ground ½ tsp lemon zest 1 ½ C heavy cream

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-In a mixing bowl beat the eggs + yolk, add the sugar + all the spices -At 450 degrees Fahrenheit, roast the pumpkin until very soft (45 minutes approx.). Scoop the meat, and blend until pureed. You need 2 cups of puree. Let it cool.

-Add the pumpkin puree + cream -Mix all together until everything is well combined -Poor into the pie shell -Bake at 425 Fahrenheit for 15 minutes -Lower the temperature of the oven to 350 Fahrenheit and bake for 45 to 55 minutes until the mix is set.

-Cool down the pie and serve.

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SERVE UP SEAFOOD APPETIZERS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON AND WATCH THE SMILES

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he Christmas party season is here, and if you’re hosting a gathering where bite-sized appetizers will be served, those rich with seafood will sure to be a hit.

I know because over the years, every time I’ve included them among the other savoury foods I’ve served at a party, my guests always gobble them up first.

A large part of their appeal, of course, is that those appetizers contain sumptuous seafood. But equally appealing, I think, is that appetizers featuring seafood can be quite diverse in style. For the busy host on a budget, they don’t need to be overly difficult to make, or use a boatload of seafood to make them taste divine. To demonstrate that, I’ve whipped up five seafood appetizer recipes that met those criteria.

HOW MANY APPETIZERS TO SERVE

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f you are having friends over during holidays for appetizers, let the type of occasion and length of your gathering be your guide on how much food you serve. For example, when the food served is meant to whet ones appetite before you serve your guests dinner, or they head home or out to have it, three to four bite-sized appetizers per person should suffice. For long gatherings, where the appetizers will act as dinner and the party might carry on past midnight, a meal-sized amount of at least 10 to 12 bite-sized appetizers per person is what I would recommend. That may seem like a lot, but past experience has shown me many folks work hard at this time of year and when they arrive at party, they are always ravenous.

One of them is called tuna poke bites.

Poke, pronounced “POH-kay,” is a Hawaiian-style raw marinated fish dish often featuring tastes Asian immigrants introduced to Hawaii, such as soy sauce and sesame oil.

To turn my tuna poke into a bite-sized appetizer, I cut the fish into smaller pieces than I normally would. And, after it was deliciously marinated, served it on small rounds of cucumber. The end result was an eye-appealing appetizer with spectacular tasting tuna and refreshing cucumber, with the latter nicely balancing the salty, tangy, sweet and spicy tastes in the fish.

My second appetizer, mini Thai-style fish cakes, was served hot and also featured Asian-style tastes, such as palate awakening Thai curry paste, ginger and sweet chili sauce. For an attractive presentation, you could serve each cake in an Asian-style soup spoon.

Sliced, cold smoked sockeye salmon is the feature ingredient in my third appetizer. To make it, leaves of Belgian endive are used as edible spoons that you tastily fill with tangy, whipped goat cheese, capers, lemon zest and, of course, some of that smoked salmon.

My last two appetizers are a bit more retro in style. One is a hot, bite-sized melt topped with a rich and garlicky crab mixture, avocado and cherry tomato.

The other is served cold and sees the ingredients you would use in a shrimp cocktail, rolled into a tortilla, and then sliced into tasty bites.

All of the seafood appetizers can be prepared partially in advance (see recipes for details). So, when needed, it won’t take you long to finish them up and serve them to your hungry guests.

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TUNA POKE BITES

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mall cubes of raw tuna, richly marinated and flavoured Hawaiian-style, served on bite-sized rounds of cucumber.

Preparation time: 35 minutes, plus marinating time Cooking time: none Makes: 20 poke bites

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1 Tbsp soy sauce 2 tsp orange juice 2 tsp lime juice 1 tsp brown sugar 1 tsp sesame oil 1/2 tsp finely grated fresh ginger 1/4 tsp Sriracha or other smooth hot chili sauce ~ 1 green onion, cut in half lengthwise, and then very thinly sliced ~ 170 grams ahi tuna loin, patted dry, and then cut into small 1/4-inch cubes (see Note 1 and Eric's options)

FOR THE BITES AND TO SERVE: ~ 20 (1/4- to 1/2-inch thick) slices English cucumber ~ 2 Tbsp unsalted roasted cashews or macadamia nuts, finely chopped ~ 20 small pea shoot sprigs (see Note 2)

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To make each bite, use a small spoon or melon baller to scoop out some of the centre portion of each cucumber slice, creating a hollow for the poke to sit in.

Set the cucumber slices on a serving tray or board. Now mound a heaping teaspoon of poke in the centre of each cumber slice. Garnish the top of each poke bite with a few chopped cashews (or macadamia nuts) and a pea shoot sprig, and then serve.

NOTE 1: Ahi tuna is sold fresh or frozen at many supermarkets.

NOTE 2: Fresh pea shoots are sold in tubs in the produce section of most supermarkets. Just use the top, leafy part of the shoot to garnish the tuna poke bites.

ERIC'S OPTIONS: You can make the poke and prepare the cucumber many hours before combining the two and serving. Instead of ahi tuna, try making the poke with another type of boneless fish such as albacore tuna or skinless, sushi-grade salmon filet.

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hai-spiced, savoury, bite-sized cakes topped with sweet chili sauce just before serving. You can attractively serve the cakes in Asian-style soup spoons, or simply set them directly on a platter and let folks pick up and eat the cakes with their ďŹ ngers.

Preparation time: 40 minutes Cooking time: six minutes, per batch Makes: 24 cakes ~ 500 grams boneless, skinless ďŹ sh ďŹ llet, such as PaciďŹ c snapper (rock cod), halibut or cod, cubed ~ 2 green onions, sliced ~ 1/4 cup chopped cilantro ~ 1 tsp ďŹ nely grated lime zest ~ 2 Tbsp lime juice ~ 1 large garlic clove, chopped ~ 1/2 to 1 tsp red or green Thai curry paste (see Note) ~ 1 tsp ďŹ nely grated fresh ginger ~ 2 large egg whites ~ 1 Tbsp plus 1 tsp cornstarch ~ 1/4 tsp salt ~ 3/4 to 1 cup panko vegetable oil

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Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.

Very lightly moisten your hands with cold water. Now shape heaping tablespoons of the ďŹ sh mixture into 24, two-inch wide cakes and set them on the baking sheet.

Spread panko out on a wide plate. Coat each ďŹ sh cake in the panko, gently pressing it on to help it adhere, and then set the coated cakes back on the baking sheet.

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~ 1/2 cup Thai-style sweet chili sauce (see Note) ~ 24 tiny lime wedges and cilantro sprigs, for garnish

sheet with parchment paper. Place a large, non-stick skillet over medium to mediumhigh heat. Add enough oil to lightly coat the bottom of the pan.

When oil is hot, cook 12 of cakes three minutes per side, or until golden brown and cooked through. Set those cakes on the clean baking sheet and keep warm in the oven.

Cook the other cakes, as you did the ďŹ rst 12 (see Eric's options).

To serve, set each cake in an Asian-style soup spoon (see Note 2), or simply set cakes directly on a serving platter. Top each cake with a small spoonful of the sweet chili sauce, garnish each cake with a tiny lime wedge and cilantro sprig, and then serve.

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lace the goat cheese, lemon juice and honey in a mixing bowl, or bowl of your stand mixer, and beat until light and smooth. Flavour goat cheese mixture with pepper and beat again.

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Belgian endive leaves and set on a serving platter. Top the goat cheese in each leaf with a strip of smoked salmon (see Eric's options). Now set two pieces of chive (or a dill sprig), some capers and twirls of lemon zest in each Belgian endive leaf, and then serve.

NOTE 1: You will need two, medium to large Belgian endive, cored, to get the 16 single leaves required for this recipe. Save the leftover endive for another use, such as slicing and adding to a salad.

ERIC'S OPTIONS: You can ďŹ ll the endive leaves with the goat cheese and smoked salmon two or three hours before serving.

Cover and keep refrigerated until needed.

When needed, top with the chives, capers and lemon zest and serve.

NOTE 2: Sliced cold-smoked sockeye salmon is sold at many supermarkets, often frozen, or thawed from frozen. I used Nanuk brand smoked salmon for this recipe, which I thawed at home before using.

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MIKE DELAMONT

SATURDAY

DEC 8

7:30 PM

An all new holiday special!

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HOT AND CHEESY CRAB MELTS

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ite-sized, addictive, easy to make, crab- and cheese-rich melts topped with avocado and cherry tomato just before baking.

Preparation time: 30 minutes. Cooking time: 10 to 12 minutes Makes: 20 to 24 melts ~ 1 (250 gram) brick ďŹ rm cream cheese, at room temperature ~ 1 cup (about 100 grams) fresh, frozen (thawed) or canned crab meat, drained and squeezed of excess moisture (see Note 1) ~ 1 large garlic clove, minced ~ 3 green onions, very thinly sliced (divided) ~ 1 Tbsp plus 1 tsp lime juice (divided) ~ 1 tsp hot pepper sauce, such as Tabasco, or to taste ~ pinch or two ground cumin ~ 20 to 24 (1/4-inch thick) baguette slices, cut at a slight angle (see Note 2) ~ 20 to 24 small wedges avocado, each about 2-inches long ~ 20 to 24 cherry tomatoes slices ~ 1 cup grated Monterey jack cheese or white cheddar cheese

Preheat the oven to 400 F. Line a large baking sheet with parchment paper.

Place the cream cheese in a mixing bowl, or bowl of your stand mixer, and beat until lightened. Add the crab, garlic, 2/3 of the green onions, 1 Tbsp lime juice, hot pepper sauce and cumin, and beat until just combined.

Divide and spread the mixture one side of each baguette slice and set them on the baking sheet as you go along (see Eric's options).

Place the remaining 1 tsp lime in a shallow bowl. Add the avocado wedges and gently toss them to lightly coat them with the lime juice. (The acidity from the juice will help prevent the avocado from overly darkening during baking).

Top each melt with a wedge of avocado and a cherry tomato slice. Now top each melt with some of the grated cheese. Bake melts 10 to 12 minutes, or until hot, toasted on the bottom, and lightly golden on top.

Arrange melts on a serving platter or board. Top with remaining sliced green onion and serve.

NOTE 1: If using canned crab meat, 1 (120 gram) can, drained and squeezed of excess moisture, should yield the 1 cup needed here.

NOTE 2: To get bite-sized melts, don't use a baguette that's overly wide. The one I used was about two and half inches wide.

ERIC'S OPTIONS: You can top the sliced baguette with the crab/ cream cheese mixture and set them on the baking sheet a few hours before serving the melts. Cover and keep refrigerated until needed. When ready to serve, top the melts with the avocado, cherry tomato and the grated cheese, and start baking.

WINES TO SERVE WITH SEAFOOD APPETIZERS I asked Cook St. Liquor (cookstliquor.com) wine expert Ame De Paoli for suggestions on what wines to serve when a mix of seafood appetizers, with a wide range of tastes, would be served. Below are her three top picks along with her tasting notes. All prices include tax and deposit.

La Vida al Camp Cava ($30) Perfect with any seafood, and a great way to enjoy an array of appetizers. Sparkling Spanish cava, being crisp and clean, makes for a great palate cleanser, allowing you to try all the ďŹ&#x201A;avours on offer.

Envyfol 2016 Chardonnay ($19) This crisp French wine is a perfect balance of fruit, acidity and oak. Toasty enough to stand up to smoky and spicy tastes; creamy enough to match up with creamy sauces; and bright and juicy enough to refresh the palate.

Louis Latour 2014 Valmoissine Pinot Noir ($32) Only a few red wines match with seafood and pinot noir is one of them. Ripe and juicy with black cherry notes, light to medium bodied, this wine is soft enough to accompany seafood, but is bold enough to handle the variation of spice.

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SHRIMP COCKTAIL TORTILLA ROLLS Prep time: 30 minutes, plus chilling time Cooking time: none. Makes: 24 rolls. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

1/3 cup ketchup 1/2 tsp prepared horseradish 1 1/2 tsp fresh lemon juice 1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce 1/4 to 1/2 tsp hot pepper sauce, such as Tabasco 200 grams small cooked salad shrimp, patted dry 2/3 to 3/4 cup spreadable cream cheese 3 (10-inch round) ďŹ&#x201A;our tortillas 1 cup thinly shredded head or leaf lettuce 24 tiny parsley sprigs tiny lemon wedges, for garnish (optional)

Make cocktail sauce, by combing the ketchup, horseradish, lemon juice, Worcestershire and hot pepper sauce in a small bowl.

Set 24 of the small shrimp on a plate.

Cover and refrigerate those shrimp until needed. Coarsely chopped the rest of the shrimp and set them in a small bowl.

Spread one side of each tortilla with 3 to 4 Tbsp of cream cheese. Spread and top the cream cheese on each tortilla with 2 Tbsp or so of the cocktail sauce. Divide and set some chopped shrimp and lettuce on top of the cocktail sauce on each tortilla.

Roll each tortilla into a tight cylinder, individually wrap, and then chill in the refrigerator at least 30 minutes. This chilling time will make the rolls easier to cut into clean slices (see Eric's options).

To serve, trim about one and half inches off the end of each rolled up tortilla (you can snack on the trimmed off pieces in the kitchen!). Now slice each trimmed, rolled tortilla into equal eight pieces and arrange them on a platter, cut side up.

Top each tortilla roll with a whole, small shrimp and a parsley sprig, and then serve, garnished with small lemon wedges, if desired.

THIS APPETIZER CONTAINS ITEMS YOU WOULD FIND IN A CLASSIC SHRIMP COCKTAIL. EXCEPT IN THIS CASE, THEY ARE ROLLED INTO A TORTILLA, AND THEN SLICED INTO EASY TO DEVOUR BITES.

ERIC OPTIONS: You can ďŹ ll, roll, wrap up and refrigerate the tortillas a few hours before slicing, garnishing and serving.

Eric Akis is the author of eight cookbooks, including seven in his 'Everyone Can Cook' series. His columns appear in the Life section of the Times Colonist on Wednesday and Sunday. eakis@timescolonist.com Capital Christmas 2018 | 55

TART CRANBERRIES MAKE POUND CAKE SPARKLE

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ound cake is simple but elegant; it’s also incredibly rich. We thought tart cranberries and tangy sour cream would provide a welcome contrast to the buttery cake, and the bright cranberries would also contribute a burst of colour for an extra-special dessert.

We wanted this pound cake to have a crumb that wasn’t quite as tight as a classic all-butter pound cake, so we used

all-purpose flour instead of cake flour and we thoroughly creamed the butter.

While cranberries should add tartness, fresh cranberries can border on acerbic.

To tame the sourness, we tossed coarsely chopped cranberries with confectioners’ sugar before adding them to the batter; this also prevented them from sinking to the bottom of the pan.

Baking the loaf slowly (for almost 2

CRANBERRY-SOUR CREAM POUND CAKE Servings: 8. Start to finish: 2 hours 30 minutes 5 large eggs, room temperature 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 1 3/4 cups (8 3/4 ounces) all-purpose flour Salt 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/3 cup sour cream 2 tablespoons milk 14 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into 14 pieces and softened but still cool 1 1/4 cups (8 3/4 ounces) granulated sugar 4 ounces (1 cup) fresh or frozen cranberries, chopped coarse 1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar Adjust oven rack to lower-middle position and heat oven to 300 F. Spray 8 1/2-by-4 1/2-inch loaf pan with baking spray with flour.

Whisk eggs and vanilla together in 2-cup liquid measuring cup. Sift flour, 3/4 teaspoon salt, and baking powder into bowl. Whisk sour cream and milk together in second bowl.

Using stand mixer fitted with paddle, beat butter on medium-high speed until smooth and creamy, 2 to 3 minutes, scraping down bowl once. Reduce speed to medium and gradually add granulated sugar. Increase speed to mediumhigh and beat until pale and fluffy, 3 to 5 minutes, scraping down bowl as needed. Reduce speed to medium and gradually add egg mixture in slow, steady stream. Scrape down bowl and continue to mix on medium speed until uniform, about 1 minute (batter may look slightly curdled).

Reduce speed to low and add flour mixture in 3 additions, alternating with sour cream mixture in 2 additions, scraping down bowl as needed. Give batter final stir by hand. Toss cranberries with confectioners’ sugar and 1/8 teaspoon salt in bowl until evenly coated, then gently but thoroughly fold into batter.

Transfer batter to prepared pan and gently tap pan on counter to release air bubbles. Bake until toothpick inserted in centre comes out clean, 1 3/4 hours to 1 hour 55 minutes, rotating pan halfway through baking. Let cake cool in pan on wire rack for 15 minutes. Remove cake from pan and let cool completely on rack, about 2 hours. Serve. (Cake can be stored at room temperature for up to 3 days or frozen for up to 1 month; defrost cake at room temperature.)

—— NUTRITION INFORMATION PER SERVING: 450 CALORIES; 221 CALORIES FROM FAT; 25 G FAT (15 G SATURATED; 1 G TRANS FATS); 192 MG CHOLESTEROL; 117 MG SODIUM; 51 G CARBOHYDRATE; 1 G FIBER; 33 G SUGAR; 6 G PROTEIN.

hours) in a low (300 F) oven ensured that the inside cooked through before the exterior became too brown. If you’re using frozen cranberries, there’s no need to thaw them first. The ideal temperature for the eggs and butter is 60 F. The test kitchen’s preferred loaf pan measures 8 1/2-by-4 1/2-inches; if you use a 9-by 5-inch loaf pan, start checking for doneness 5 minutes early.

FOR MORE RECIPES, COOKING TIPS AND REVIEWS, VISIT AMERICASTESTKITCHEN.COM FIND MORE RECIPES LIKE CRANBERRY-SOUR CREAM POUND CAKE IN THE COOKBOOK, THE PERFECT CAKE.

Great last-minute gift ideas

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radition is a hallmark of the holiday season.

Religious services, family gatherings and trips to see Santa Claus are just

a few of the many traditions people adhere to during the holiday season.

Many holiday shoppers also adhere to the time-honored

tradition of last-minute shopping. The perfect gift can sometimes prove elusive, especially as the sand in the holiday hour glass keeps

dwindling. These last-minute gift ideas may be just what shoppers need to put smiles on the faces of their loved ones this holiday season.

BOOKS: Books are often overlooked, especially now that so many readers use e-readers.

But books can be an ideal gift and especially convenient for last-minute shoppers, who can even gift e-books. For example, Amazon, which has thousands of e-books in its online library, makes it easy for shoppers to gift e-books to Kindle users, who will simply receive an email on Christmas morning informing them that their books are ready to be downloaded to their devices.

EXPERIENCES: A 2017 survey by the global research firm NPD Group found that roughly 40 percent of holiday shoppers planned to give experiences as gifts last year. Experience gifts open up a host of possibilities for last-minute shoppers stuck on what to give those loved ones who seemingly have it all.

FOOD/BEVERAGE: Television channels such as The Food Network have changed the way many people look at food. When gifting the family foodie, last-minute shoppers may not need to look further than the latest hotspot restaurant or specialty grocery store for the perfect gift.

Take them out for a night on the town or give a gift card they can use at their convenience. The craft beer boom has created a host of devoted and knowledgeable beer drinkers, so a gift card or growler from a local craft brewery is sure to please people who love hoisting frosty pints.

STREAMING SERVICE SUBSCRIPTIONS: Many people are cutting the cord with their cable companies in favor of streaming services such as Netflix and Hulu. Subscriptions to such services can make ideal and affordable holiday gifts. A six-month or yearlong subscription likely won’t break shoppers’ budgets and will provide months of entertainment to loved ones.

Last-minute holiday shopping is easier than ever, especially for shoppers willing to think outside the box. –MC

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Humour

Jack Knox Columnist, Times Colonist

Jack's TOP-10 Christmas Movies "We are all Clark Griswold"

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want to ram an icicle up your nose,” she said.

Unsure I had heard her correctly, I pulled the tuque away from my ears. “Pardon?”

“I said ‘Let’s watch a Christmas movie,’” she repeated.

“I’d prefer the icicle,” I replied.

“How about It’s A Wonderful Life?” she suggested.

“It’s A Terrible Movie,” I said.

“Miracle on 34th Street?”

“Be a miracle if I last 34 minutes.”

“A Christmas Carol?”

“I’d rather be hung by the chimney with care.”

“Home Alone?”

“Good idea. You stay here, I’ll go start my shopping.”

Christmas movies are like candy canes: Plastic-wrapped, sickly sweet and unpalatable at any other time of year. We’re supposed to like them, but in reality they are the equivalent of brussels sprouts, a tradition more often endured than enjoyed.

A select few are watchable, though. A few. In the interest of family harmony (you’re welcome) here are Jack’s Top Ten Christmas Movies Of All Time.

10. Elf, 2003: Will Ferrell being Will Ferrell, which, meh. That Elf even makes the top 10 shows how lame a list it is. Kind of like playing on the Canucks’ fourth line.

9. How The Grinch Stole Christmas, 2000: Jim Carrey being Jim Carrey. See above.

8. Scrooged, 1988: A modern(ish), mildly dark(ish) comedic take on A Christmas Carol.

Bill Murray being Bill Murray, which is like a shot of rum in the eggnog.

“It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be.”

7. A Christmas Story, 1983: The Red Ryder BB gun (“You’ll shoot your eye out.”) Flick licks the frozen pole. The leg lamp. Nostalgia for people who weren’t even born in the era in which the film took place.

6. Love Actually, 2003: No, it’s not a chick flick. I mean, it’s got Liam Neeson, so it can’t be a chick flick. And Colin Firth and Hugh Gran… OK, it’s a chick flick, but a

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great one. And it has the lovely Lucia Moniz (my second wife, after the first one ditches me for Colin) as Aurelia, plus Billy Bob Thornton as a smug, boorish, sexually inappropriate American president, not that such a man would ever be elected in real life.

5. A Charlie Brown Christmas, 1965: Really a TV show, not a movie. Doesn’t matter. This show might even move to number one on your list if you’re one of those who still can’t sing Hark! The Herald Angels Sing without tilting your head back at a 35-degree angle, just like the Peanuts gang. Vince Guaraldi’s piano music alone is worth it.

4. Die Hard, 1988: For years, a debate has raged over whether Die Hard’s setting -- an office Christmas party that gets crashed by terrorists -- qualifies the film for lists like this. In July, star Bruce Willis finally waded in and declared “Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.” Bruce should shut up and watch….

3. Lethal Weapon, 1987: It begins with Jingle Bell Rock and a shoot-out at a Christmas tree lot, so, yes, it’s a Christmas movie, too.

2. Saving Private Ryan, 1998: Or Slap Shot. Or Dirty Harry. Or Death Wish. Pretty sure there’ll be a Christmas reference in there somewhere if you watch to the end, dear.

1. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, 1989: Perfectly highlights the gap between the impossibly perfect holiday we are urged to chase (really, someone should have shanked Martha Stewart in prison) and the one that actually exists: The tree won’t fit (been there), the plumbing will fail (been there), the lights won’t work (ditto). We are all Clark Griswold.

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