Tiger Newspaper April Fools Issue 2018

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What if Spring Break lasted forever? WTH!? XD TEAMORROW

TOP ZINE FOR TIGER TEENS!

HOW SHE GOT THE JOB!

CAMPUS GOSSIP!? BASEBALL WINS A GAME!?

The SPHS baseball team reigned victorious in last week’s game, shockin g all four spectators in attendance.

Speck

“Hmmm Can yo ... u put y o phone away? ur

STRANGE

REVENGE DECLARED #WatchOutAdam

DOG SPOTTED !

Ghosts!? :O in the

MCGOUGH WIN MR. UNIVERSE!S

The AP Calculus and Math 3+ teacher benched against Arnold Sch warzenegger himself, taking the top title of the bodybuilding competition and attributing his success to nearly a year now of canned baby foo d hauls.

BOBA VS BOBA!

Smushy balls of tapioca were seen hurling acros s Mission Street early this morning as senior Lily Turner-Kipke of Teamorrow was seen throw ing two gallons of tiramisu cream against Simplee Boba senior Hannah Lee’s furious egg waffles.

#ROBBED

bathroom?

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“Why I didn’t win Best Dressed Senior!”

ou’ve heard the rumors. You’ve smelled the smells –– faintly of creme brulee, perhaps, or a cool mint. You’ve maybe even seen an eerie green light or a puff of smoke out of the boys’ bathroom window. Is it an e-cigarette? Is it a ghost? Tiger Beat Staff set out to investigate the alleged paranormal activity happening right on our campus. Despite admin efforts to keep the ghouls under wrap, we got right to the bottom of this mystery. Our informant described feeling lightheaded and relaxed after the spirit appeared to him.

We enlisted the help of ghost hunters Ryan and Shane of the web-series “Buzzfeed Unsolved” to get to the bottom of the question: are ghosts real, or are they water vapor? We set up EVP recorders and infrared cameras to try to catch the creature. They were quickly taken down because it’s illegal to record in a bathroom, but we managed to catch a snippet of the ghost’s call.

JAYDEN

Fresh edits!

Ameen

“JUuuuUUUuuuuL… juuuuUuUUUUuuuL… juuuuUUuuuUUUuL!” They also caught some passing chatter from students: “Can I hit it bruh?” but this is likely unrelated.

NIC & VIC... ER!? BACK TOGETH

Amyth... Alegend...

It is believed the ghost was a baker in its past life. Any information about the spirit’s origin or nature should be passed on to campus Ghostbuster, David Speck. xoxo - teenzinequeen

Get ready for a dank fest ivus!

Ava

“HOW I GOT THE PRINCIPAL’S AWARD”

handle! WARNING! This issue is gonna be too hot to


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