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The definition of ‘irony’ is “incongruity between what is expected to be and what actually is, or a situation or result showing such incongruity.” We all feel the same Sharon Opdahl Come along with Tidbits as we laugh at a few commitment to care for our Agent families. Helping you meet choice examples of irony at work in the world! 2534 17th Ave. S. • Suite F your insurance needs is part Grand Forks, ND 58201 of my commitment to you. Like a good neighbor, IRONY AT WORK IN THE WORLD 701-746-0495 State Farm is there. sharonopdahl.com CALL ME TODAY. • In 1966 Harry Guyton, who worked for the prosecutor's office in San Francisco, put his name on a waiting list to get a reserved parking space in a city-owned garage downtown. Nineteen years later he was notified that the parking space was his… …after he had been retired for two years. • City public information director Randy Myer Carpet Cleaning of Lexington, KY, paid $400 for steel-belted Services, Inc. tires guaranteed to be bulletproof, bombproof, and spikeproof. He got a flat tire… Carpet Cleaning • Carpet Cleaning SPECIAL! …when he rolled over a ballpoint pen. • Upholstery $99 • When Frank Taylor, age 86, was arrested in Cleaning 3 Rooms & Hollywood on charges of malicious mischief, Hallway • Water he used his free phone call… Not valid with any other offer. Extraction Expires 7-22-16 …to contact the Los Angeles airport and make a bomb threat. • In Cedar Lake, Indiana, a large watchdog qui701-775-8500 etly observed two people robbing his master's Residential & Commercial store. He then proceeded… …to bite the cop who came to investigate. Vacuum Sharon Opdahl, Agent 2534 17th Avenue South Grand Forks, ND 58201 Bus: 701-746-0495 sharonopdahl.com

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