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5. Who played the lead in the TV 1. In 1895 there were only two cars drama “Perry Mason”? in the entire state of Ohio. What 6. What is the name of the unit happened to them? used to measure energy in food?

2. An escapee from a minimum 7. Who was president of the Consecurity prison was recognized federacy during the American when he appeared as a contesCivil War? tant on what TV game show?

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• The International Track Association's meet was held in L.A. in 1973. Lee Evans, Vince Matthews, and Larry James announced they were going to try to break the record for the indoor mile run. The race proceeded smoothly until the final lap. Evans was in the lead when he saw the officials had miscounted the laps and had stretched the tape over the finish line when there was still another lap to go. Evans lifted the tape over his head and kept on running. James and Matthews thought the race was finished and quit running. Evans missed setting a new record by one second-- the second it had taken him to lift the tape over his head.

• Lane Lohr was competing in the pole vault at a track meet held at the University of Illinois on a windy day in 1985. Just after clearing the bar, a gust of wind blew the pole underneath him. As he fell, the pole rode up his thigh inside his track shorts, ripping them completely off. When he landed in the pit he was wearing only his jock strap. The crowd went wild. An official delivered a towel to Lohr, who acknowledged the applause of the crowd before heading for the locker room and a spare pair of shorts. He placed sixth in the finals and qualified for All-American status.

• High jumper Jeff Woodard was competing in a track meet at the University of Alabama in 1981.

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• When David Pearson was racing in the Rebel 500 at the Darlington Raceway, he pulled his race car over for a pit stop. His crew went about the business of changing all four of his tires, but Pearson didn't notice what they were doing because he kept his eyes riveted on the leader of the race who was also in for a pit stop. Pearson was under the mistaken impression that the crew was replacing the right tires only. They loosened the left tires as they were tightening the right tires.

When Pearson gunned his engine and started to pull out, a crew member yelled, "Whoa!" but Pearson thought he said, "GO!" Fifty yards later, both left wheels left the car and went bouncing down the track.

• At the Smoky Mountain Raceway in 1968, Buddy Baker's Dodge blew a tire, spun out of control, and crashed into the wall. Hurt and dazed, Baker needed a quick trip to the hospital. The ambulance, which was actually an old hearse, arrived and Baker was put on a wheeled stretcher and loaded into the back. Unfortunately, the back door didn't latch and when the ambulance pulled away, the back door flew open and Buddy, still strapped to the stretcher, went rolling out the back and down the racetrack. All the other race cars came around the corner heading right for the rolling gurney. Baker narrowly missed the oncoming autos, with the ambulance attendants chasing after him. Safely back in the vehicle, they headed to the hospital. Baker's bad luck was still hanging around, though-- and when the ambulance ran a red light, they had to swerve suddenly to avoid an accident with another car. The hearse skidded up onto the sidewalk, plowing into a set of garbage cans. The ambulance finally arrived at the hospital in spite of a flat tire. After being treated for fractured ribs and a concussion, Baker refused the offer of a ride back to the track in the ambulance.

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• Richard Horan of Westwood, Massachusetts, went snowmobiling in New Hampshire in 1983. He parked his car and snowmobile trailer on a back road and left for a day of fun. He returned in the evening to find his rig had been run over by a train. Unbeknownst to him, he'd parked smack in the middle of the Maine Central Railroad tracks. The rails were hidden under snow. When he returned later with a tow truck, he found a ticket for improper parking on the windshield of the wreck.

• In 1981 Peter Stankiewicz of Rockville, Maryland, slammed on the brakes, jumped out of his car, and dove over a bridge into the Potomac River to rescue a man whose truck had crashed through the bridge railing and plunged 60 feet into the water. Stankiewicz succeeded in rescuing the driver and hauling him to shore. Only then did he discover that his car had been towed and impounded because it was blocking traffic.

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• It was award-winning Canadian novelist, poet, essayist and literary critic Margaret Atwood who made the following sage observation: "Your romantic tragedy when you were 19 becomes a funny anecdote by the time you're 45.

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• In 1819, some Native peoples in the United States got quite a surprise. Fearing trouble from tribes, a group of western river explorers traveled in a steamboat that had been modified to resemble a fire-breathing serpent.

• After the disaster of the Exxon Valdez, the oil tanker's former captain, Joseph Hazelwood -who evidently had been so drunk that he was passed out in his bunk when the devastating collision occurred -- was hired by the New York Maritime College. His job? Teaching students how to stand watch.

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• The woman who was declared the female winner of the 1980 Boston Marathon had the title stripped from her after officials noticed her absence from any of the photographs or video footage from the middle of the event. It seems she veered off course, killed a little time around town, then rode the subway a spot less than a mile from the finish line, rejoining the race at the very end. *** Thought for the Day: "A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad." -- Theodore Roosevelt

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• Number of grizzlies in the contiguous U.S.: 1,500 • Population of grizzlies in the contiguous U.S. before human settlement: 50,000 • Percentage of the original range of grizzlies in the contiguous U.S. no longer occupied by grizzlies: 98% • Number grizzlies living between Yellowstone Park, Wyoming and Waterton Park, Alberta: 950 • Estimated number in Alaska: 30,000 • Estimated number in western Canada: 20,000 • Pounds of food a grizzly will eat in a day: 35 • Number of army cutworm moths a grizzly can eat in a day: 40,000 • Number of pounds a grizzly can gain in a week: 40 • Typical weight for a Yellowstone grizzly: 500 lbs.

• Typical weight for an Alaska grizzly: 800 – 1000 lbs.

• Average age before a female grizzly becomes a mother: 5-6 • Average number of years between females giving birth: 2 to 3 • Average litter size for a grizzly: 2 • Number of years a cub will remain with its mother: 2-3 • Percent of grizzly cubs that die in their first year: 40% • Weight of a newborn grizzly cub: 1 lb.

• Weight of a cub at the age of one year: 200 lbs.

• Height of a grizzly when standing on its hind legs: 8 ft.

• Average territory of an adult female grizzly: 500 sq. mi.

• Average territory of an adult male grizzly: 1,000 sq. mi.

• Number of square miles in Rhode Island: 1,200 • Normal body temperature of a grizzly: 100 F. • Body temp of a hibernating grizzly: 89 F. • Normal heartbeat of a resting grizzly: 40/min • Heartbeat of a hibernating grizzly: 8/min • Percent of body fat a grizzly will lose during hibernation: 35% • Number of winters a grizzly will use the same den: 1 • Seconds it takes a grizzly to run 100 meters from a standing start: 6 • Seconds it takes Usain Bolt to run 100 meters from a standing start: 9.8 • Length in inches of a grizzly’s claws: 4 inches • Number of teeth a grizzly has: 42 • Average number of humans killed by grizzlies in North America each year: 1 • Number of humans killed by grizzlies across North America over the last century: 80 • Number of humans killed by black bears in North America over the last century: 35 • Percent of tourists injured by grizzlies in Yellowstone who were men: 78 • Percent of grizzly-caused human deaths that involve a mother bear and her cubs: 70 • Percent of grizzlies in the northern Rocky Mountains that die of natural causes: 10% • Percent of grizzlies that are killed by humans either accidentally or intentionally: 90% • Maximum life span of a wild grizzly: 30

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• On April 23, 1564, English dramatist and poet William Shakespeare is born in Stratford-onAvon. While it is impossible to be certain of the exact day of his birth, church records show that he was baptized on April 26, and it was customary to wait three days before baptizing a newborn.

• On April 20, 1871, Congress authorizes President Ulysses S. Grant to use military force to suppress the Ku Klux Klan. Founded in 1865 by a group of Confederate veterans, the KKK engaged in night terrorist raids against black Americans and white Republicans.

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• On April 19, 1897, the first Boston Marathon is held. Women were not allowed to enter the race until 1972, but in 1966 runner Roberta "Bobbi" Gibb hid in the bushes near the start until the race began. In 1967, Kathrine Switzer finished even though race officials tried to physically remove her.

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he was wearing his seat belt.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.

The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license." His wife says, "Officer don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

The guy in the back seat pops up from under a blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

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• On April 21, 1918, Manfred von Richthofen, the German flying ace known as "The Red Baron," is killed by Allied fire. In a time when 20 air victories ensured a pilot legendary status, von Richthofen had downed 80 enemy aircraft. He was 25 years old.

• On April 18, 1945, syndicated journalist Ernie Pyle, America's most popular war correspondent, is killed by Japanese machine-gun fire on the island of Ie Shima in the Pacific. Pyle always wrote about the experiences of enlisted men rather than the battles they participated in.

• On April 24, 1953, Winston Churchill, the British leader who guided Great Britain and the Allies through World War II, is knighted by Queen Elizabeth II. • On April 22, 1978, the Blues Brothers make their world premiere on "Saturday Night Live."

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No arrests were made. The episode is part of a nationwide trend of Trump supporters writing pro-Trump messages on sidewalks, stairs and other surfaces at college campuses, where fainting fits are sure to ensue.

When they could get no relief from law enforcement, the University of Michigan students took it upon themselves to erase the offending messages — including “Trump 2016,” “Build the Wall” and “Stop Islam” — while fighting through feelings of betrayal.

One student complained that there should be a special emergency number to call in such cases and said that the administration’s inadequate response “perpetuates these really racist and hateful stereotypes that turn into violence and turn into students of color feeling unsafe on campus.”

Rarely before have a few scribblings been so traumatizing — and written not even in ink or paint or some other difficult-to-remove substance, but in the same chalk used to mark out hopscotch courts and write temporary promotional messages about sorority mixers. That chalk messages can be considered tantamount to a physical threat captures the crisis of free speech on campus perfectly.

Pro-Trump chalking took off after the reaction at Emory University, where some students were reduced to tears by the messages and said they

felt “fear.” Protesters gathered at an administration building and let loose the antiphonal chant “You are not listening! Come speak to us, we are in pain!” This might have been an appropriate response if the kids had been tear-gassed, rather than seeing a positive phrase about a candidate that is supported by some significant plurality of the American public.

The president of the school, James Wagner, promised to review security footage to try to identify the perpetrators, and in a statement full of campus-diversity jargon pledged, among other things, “immediate refinements to certain policy and procedural deficiencies” and “regular and structured opportunities for difficult dialogues.”

How about striking an even greater blow for diversity and asking the kids to get over seeing an anodyne political message that they disagree with?

To his credit, Wagner himself chalked “Emory stands for free expression,” a message that will evidently have trouble penetrating the formidable incuriosity of some of his students.

The reaction to “the chalkening,” as it’s become known on social media, is a testament to the electric charge surrounding Trump. This branding isn’t prudent positioning for a general election, but it makes Trump a perfect vehicle for provoking the other side, and it’s in that thumb-in-the-eye spirit that the Trump chalking is spreading.

The students getting the vapors over it don’t understand free expression or what it means to live in a free society, where you inevitably encounter people who have ideas and support candidates that you oppose. They hate Donald Trump. Fine. That is reason to argue and agitate against him, not to seek protection from any contact with supporters of his, no matter how tenuous.

If they are having a hard time handling this election cycle, just imagine how Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus feels.

Rich Lowry is editor of the National Review. © 2016 by King Features Synd., Inc.

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