The Rice Thresher | Wednesday, October 9, 2024

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Chabad at Rice hosts vigil for Oct. 7 anniversary

Rice Students for Justice in Palestine remembers a ‘year of genocide’ Before the vigil, Augenstein, a history Ph.D. student, led a MANAGING EDITOR & ASST. NEWS EDITOR presentation on the history of Reflecting upon a “year of territorial disputes in Palestine. Nick genocide,” Rice Students for Justice Cooper ’91 also spoke about his work in Palestine hosted a vigil Oct. 7, in community organizing during his honoring the tens of thousands of time at Rice.

This week’s programming arrives Palestinians killed since last year’s months after student protests attacks on Israel.

In front of the provisional campus about the Israel-Hamas war swept facilities’ tents, students, alumni and universities — and as campuses brace faculty shared poetry, speeches and themselves for a resurgence.

Abdel Razzaq Takriti, an associate stories. Videos of tarps and hands professor of assembling fabrics history and the were projected on A r a b -A m e r i c a n the tent — reflective Educational of the ongoing Foundation Chair c o m m u n i t y - It’s hard to think of in Arab studies, building efforts in a reflection on the shared the story of the space, said Rice last year of genocide Rasha, a 10-yearSJP organizer Erica because it’s not past old Gazan girl who Augenstein. wrote her own will Later that tense. distributing her evening, Chabad Fouad Salah allowance, toys and at Rice also PALESTINIAN YOUTH belongings among led a vigil her family. remembering the MOVEMENT ORGANIZER “In her will … a Oct. 7 attacks.

The vigil capped off Rice SJP’s 10-year-old child asked her family not “Day of Rage” and launched a series to cry over her,” Takriti said. “Her final of demonstrations — dubbed a “Week request was that her brother, Ahmed, of Rage” by the national chapter of SJP not be shouted at.”

Rasha’s story stands in “stark — in solidarity with Palestine. Events include a city-wide protest,study contrast” to the “complete lack of care groups and teach-ins held throughout for Palestinian life that we witness,” Takriti said in his speech. the week.

Rice alumna Kathryn Jarjoura spoke after Takriti, reflecting upon her Lebanese heritage and its parallels to Palestine. Last month, Israel escalated its attacks in Lebanon, where over 2,000 people have been killed in the last year — most in the past two

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RICHARD LI / THRESHER Elsa Koenig, a McMurtry College sophomore, and Kayla Bierman, a Wiess College senior, take pictures commemorating Israeli victims of the Israel-Hamas war.

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Nearly 150 students, staff and faculty gathered at Farnsworth Pavilion for a vigil commemorating the one-year anniversary of the Oct. 7 attack on Israel. Held up by clothespins, pictures paying tribute to c a m p u s e s ways killed Israeli people lined the walls of like ours in that feel more subversive but no less the room.

The event, hosted by Chabad at significant,” Gilberd, a McMurtry Rice and titled “Memorial and Mitzvah College senior, said in his speech.

Gilberd, whose parents are Israeli Tribute,” hosted two survivors of the Nova Music Festival, where nearly 380 immigrants, said that he feared openly expressing his Jewish identity after people were killed in a Hamas attack.

On Oct. 7, 2023, militant fighters fighting broke out last year. However, Gilberd said that from Hamas — a he eventually U.S.-designated found even terrorist group greater strength — breached in his faith and Israel’s borders I think what happened hopes to bring the in as many as 22 on Oct. 7, and Rice community locations and throughout the whole together. laid siege on year for both sides, is “My hope nearby towns. for the Rice A year later, definitely devastating. I co m m u n i t y more than 1,200 hope, moving forward, is healing,” Israelis and that peace comes soon Gilberd said in over 41,600 an interview with P a l e s t i n i a n s and that the loss of the Thresher. have been killed, innocent life comes to “I think what according to the an end as quickly as happened on Oct. United Nations. possible.

7, and throughout Perry Gilberd, the whole year president of Perry Gilberd for both sides, Chabad at Rice, PRESIDENT OF CHABAD AT RICE is definitely opened the vigil by reflecting on his experience being devastating. I hope, moving forward, that peace comes soon and that the Jewish at Rice.

“The weight of these events doesn’t loss of innocent life comes to an end just stay in the news or in far-off as quickly as possible.” places. It has quietly made its way to

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RIYA MISRA / THRESHER Matti Haacke, an organizer with Rice SJP, recites poetry. Behind Haacke is a list of “martyrs” honoring Palestinian victims of the Israel-Hamas war.

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R2: The Rice Review showcases student talent at open mic night ANGELICA HERNANDEZ

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Students filled the air with poetry, music and conversation at R2: The Rice Review’s open mic night Oct. 3, where the spotlight shone on student talent, from soulful singers to stand-up comics.

This year’s open mic night celebrated

the release of the literary journal’s 20th edition.

Open mic night is R2’s annual kickoff event. The event highlights artists who have contributed to the previous year’s journal and encourages student interest in submissions, which will open up later this fall, according to editorin-chief Katherine Jeng. The open mic

also provides a space for students to express their creative talents in front of an audience.

“Rice is such a STEM-heavy school, so it’s a nice reminder there are spaces for creative people on campus,” said Jeng, a Hanszen College senior. Jeng is one of three editors-in-chief of R2, alongside Riley Combs and Amelia

Tsai, Brown and Lovett College seniors, respectively.

Audiences were met with deep sea aesthetics and twinkling lights, signaling the event’s theme of bioluminescence — inspired by the underwater portrait on the journal’s cover, Combs said.

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Rokah said he later discovered bullet holes in the back of the car. The two The vigil continued with prayer and sheltered in a nearby stranger’s house for readings from the Torah. Rabbi Shmuli 12 hours before it was safe to return home Slonim from Chabad at Rice spoke about — Arad has since been diagnosed with the year of violence, followed by Gal post-traumatic stress disorder, she said.

Soon after, Rokah and Arad reported Kadmon, an Israeli student who led to reserve duty in Israel’s military for attendees in a recitation of Psalm 121.

Kadmon’s uncle’s friend was killed 150 days.

“For me, it in the Nova music was a part of the festival attacks, healing of my she said. She read soul,” Rokah said. the words that his We cannot allow them “When we were in wife wrote in his to take away our song, the fields and we memory. ran away from the “This is not and this year, in Simchat terrorists, I never living,” Kadmon, Torah, we will dance. felt so helpless a Will Rice College We may also be crying … and [now with senior, read. “This a] gun … I could is a battle to get while we dance, but we protect myself.” up every morning will dance. We will dance Following and do the most stronger than ever before. their testimony, basic things.”

Slonim read a Yasha Zemel, Shmuli Slonim story by writer and an Israeli student, CHABAD AT RICE RABBI Holocaust survivor paid tribute to his two friends who were killed in the past Elie Wiesel about the strength of song and year — one at the Nova music festival, joy in the face of grief. He also expressed his own feelings on the events of Oct. 7. another while serving in the Israeli army.

“We cannot allow them to take away “By learning about my two friends, we can see how all the people in Israel are our song. And this year, in Simchat Torah, so joyful, so committed to life,” Zemel, a we will dance. We may also be crying while we dance, but we will dance. We will dance Martel College senior, said.

Liron Rokah and his fiancée Zohar stronger than ever before,” Slonim said.

Attendees were encouraged to take a Arad, two survivors of the attack, shared their experiences at the vigil. On Oct. print photograph of an Israeli who was 7, 2023, Rokah said that they had just killed in the war. At the end of the event, arrived at the music festival and watched attendees resolved to complete a mitzvah, part of the sunrise before they heard or a good deed, in their memory.

“To remember, to mourn. It’s been a explosions nearby.

“We look to the sky, and there was no year … There’s still a lot of prayer needed, fireworks. There [were] missiles all over the as it’s an ongoing war, and to resolve for the future,” Slonin said in an interview sky,” Arad said.

The pair ran to their car and were with the Thresher. “More good deeds, some of the first music festival attendees bring more light to the world and to pray to escape by driving over an open field. for the end.”

drop on them, then we, as taxpaying American citizens, can confront U.S. imperialism and can confront genocide, weeks, Reuters reported.

Both Lebanon and Palestine are and can do everything in our power to “more than just a battlefield, like end the genocide,” Salah said during Western media likes to portray … [their the vigil.

Daanesh Jamal, who attended people are fighting for] the right to exist said he was saddened in the land of [their] ancestors,” Jarjoura the vigil, and overwhelmed by the long, yet said in her speech.

Before reading two poems honoring incomplete, list of people killed in Gaza.

Palestinians, Matti Haacke, a Rice SJP He said one of the student-recited poems, organizer and Sid Richardson College “Tonight we die as a family,” affected him deeply. senior, shared “In Gaza, a 650-page list they’ve had naming those to invent a killed in Gaza In Gaza, they’ve had to new acronym over the past year. amongst medical He passed the invent a new acronym staff, WCNSF — stack of papers to amongst medical staff, attendees as he WCNSF — wounded child, wounded child, no surviving family began the poem no surviving family.

— and just the recitations. idea that there’s Fouad Salah, Daanesh Jamal just this kid there, an organizer with VIGIL ATTENDEE and then [their] the Palestinian Youth Movement and a University of entire family has been killed, and it’s Houston SJP chapter alumnus, spoke just wandering the rubble. It’s just about the international community that so heartbreaking,” Jamal, a Will Rice College senior, said.

Gaza has built over the last year.

Salah ended the vigil by reading “It’s hard to think of a reflection on the last year of genocide because it’s the names of the first 100 infant names not past tense,” Salah said. “I think we in the list of Gazan deaths. After each can start by reflecting on what Gaza has name, he asked the audience to say done; it has chosen freedom in the face shaheed, Arabic for “martyr.” According of the most technologically advanced to Islamic belief, martyrdom represents “defending justice and fighting for weapons that have ever been created.”

Salah, who is ethnically Palestinian justice,” he said.

“And as we leave tonight, let each and from Jerusalem, said this year has reaffirmed that the “Palestinian people name we read,” Salah said, “all the will not be defeated” and “they will names that the Gaza Health Ministry give anything to defend their honor, could never capture because they’re still their dignity and their national history under the rubble, guide us to continued on that land” in an interview with the action, to continued commitment and dedication to freedom, justice Thresher.

“The people of Gaza have shown us and liberation for Palestine and the that if they can stand with their head held Palestinians.”

Sarah Knowlton contributed reporting. high on their land as U.S.-made bombs

SA Labor Commission proposes $15 student minimum wage HONGTAO HU

THRESHER STAFF The Student Association’s Labor Commission advocated for a $15 minimum wage for student workers during a Student Association meeting Sept. 30, based on results from a student wage survey. Currently collecting signatures for a petition, the Labor Commission said that raising the minimum wage for student workers would reduce financial burdens for students.

The Labor Commission began last year in order to “raise awareness about the working conditions of Rice’s undergraduate employees and advocate for their needs,” according to their website. They are collecting signatures for a petition to Rice administration on Google Forms.

Oscar Vietor, chair of the Labor Commission, said that the increase was motivated by a desire for students to earn fair wages compared to other university employees. “[$15 an hour is] the lowest wage that Rice already pays to faculty and staff,” Vietor, a Wiess College sophomore, said.

“Undergraduates are, as far as I know, the only employees that are paid lower than this $15 an hour mark that are employed by Rice. And so I think it’s only fair that Rice pays undergraduates the same way that they pay all of their other employees, because undergraduate workers also provide value to the university.”

The minimum wage for non-student Rice employees was raised to $15 an hour in 2023. According to a survey from the Labor

However, subsidizing SRBs may affect Commission, the median hourly wage for their independent nature, something that student workers was $12 an hour.

According to Caitlin Lindsay, the director Nick Foglia, the financial manager of Rice of student center operations, Rice student- Bikes, said he is concerned about.

“If we started receiving money from run business finances are not regulated by the Rice administration. A $15 student Rice directly, then yes, we could afford minimum wage could raise prices as the to pay people more,” Foglia, a Will Rice university does not currently subsidize SRBs. College junior, said. “But I think at the same time, what makes “Feasibility [of a the student-run $15 minimum wage] businesses unique will depend on the and gives us our individual business, freedom to operate in but may result in It’s only fair that Rice the way that we do is the need to increase pays undergraduates that we don’t receive costs for food or the same way that they any supplemental services,” Lindsay pay all of their other assistance from Rice.” wrote in an email to Foglia said that the Thresher. “All employees. with current wages three of the businesses Oscar Vietor at Rice Bikes ($10 for are intentional to LABOR COMMISSION CHAIR new hires, $12 for shift keep prices as low as possible for the Rice community, but that managers, $13 for general managers), a $15 minimum wage would mean means their profit margins are slimmer.”

Matti Haacke, the Labor Commission Vice that all tiers of wage would Chair, stated that their proposal intended for be affected, impacting Rice Rice to subsidize student wages to prevent an Bikes’ financials.

While Rice Bikes has impact on prices.

“Rice has a very significant endowment. access to the RMC garage and They’re constantly spending money on makes tax-free purchases, things like the Ion project, in which they Rice itself does not provide invested $100 million on developing financial assistance to it and buildings downtown. And they can already other SRBs. “In our history as a afford to pay all of their other employees $15 an hour,” Haacke, a Sid Richardson College business, we never have senior, said. “If Rice recognized that like received supplemental aid this is something that they need to do, that on a yearly basis from Rice, student workers really need that increase in and so I don’t know what wages, it’s something that they financially that would look like moving forward,” Foglia said. “I’m not would be capable of doing.”

implying that Rice would alter our business in any way, but it is still something that we have to consider.”

For Vietor, the purpose of the Labor Board’s petition is to bring students’ desires to Rice Administration’s attention.

“Last year, throughout my research with the Houston Action Research team, I was in constant contact with HR and a lot of individuals who oversee undergraduate employment. The perspective I heard from them was not one of recognition that student workers rely on their income to live at Rice,” Vietor said. “Their perspective was that these jobs provide an experience or some sort of value to the students that’s not in the monetary income that they get…so I think it’d be important for us to change that perspective to show that Rice undergraduates really would benefit from a wage increase.”

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RUPD updates on recent campus crime

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ABIGAIL CHIU

FOR THE THRESHER A single person is likely responsible for the rash of recent car burglaries in North and South Lot, according to Rice University Police Department Chief of Police Clemente Rodriguez in an email to the Thresher. The male suspect

Always remember to lock your vehicle.

Hide your valuables if you store any in your vehicle, try to park in well-lit areas, be aware of your surroundings at all times and stay informed of campus alerts.

Clemente Rodriguez RUPD CHIEF OF POLICE

was identified with security cameras, but their identity could not be determined. No one has been arrested in connection to these burglaries, which occurred on Sept.

21 at 3 a.m. Students received a Rice Crime Alert email Sept. 22 informing them of the break-ins. The North Lot suspect had not been connected to the South Lot burglaries in the email.

Rodriguez said that while the number of thefts has been consistent, seeing so many burglaries on campus at once is uncommon.

“Compared to the previous year, we have not seen an increase in thefts from vehicles, but the alert was sent because five vehicles were broken into at approximately the same time, which is unusual for the campus,” Rodriguez said.

According to Rodriguez, RUPD has increased patrols in parking lots due to the burglaries, especially during late-night hours. “[RUPD is] also planning another Night Owl Walk to determine if there is a need for additional lighting throughout campus, including parking areas,” Rodriguez said.

A Night Owl Walk is a safety check performed by Rice students, staff and faculty. Additionally, Rodriguez encouraged students to be vigilant about their belongings and vehicles.

“Always remember to lock your vehicle,” Rodriguez said. “Hide your valuables if you store any in your vehicle, try to park in well-lit areas, be aware of your surroundings at all times and stay informed of campus alerts.”

New faculty hires set the curve this semester SOPHIE GARLICK

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Over 100 new faculty began their first semester at Rice this fall in one of the largest hirings to date. Professors John Baugh, Michael King, Cynthia ReinhartKing, David Sarlah and Eve Dunbar joined as tenured faculty.

John Baugh Baugh said his background as a descendant of slaves encouraged him to pursue a professorship in linguistics.

“I grew up at a time in the early ’50s, where a lot of negative stereotypes about black speech were being perpetuated on TV,” Baugh said. “The implication was that African Americans are less intelligent than other immigrant groups. And I just knew from my life experience that that couldn’t be right … I met a lot of very smart people that didn’t necessarily speak standard English.”

After receiving his Ph.D. in linguistics from the University of Pennsylvania, Baugh focused his research on linguistic prejudice against speakers of non-standard English dialects such as African American English.

“I was motivated to challenge linguistic stereotypes associated with racial prejudice, knowing well that racially motivated discrimination is complex, and that linguistic stereotypes often reinforce negative racial stereotypes,” Baugh said. “As I expanded my studies, I learned more about how linguistic misunderstanding and mischaracterizations negatively impact other groups or nonstandard English speakers, not just African Americans.”

Baugh will begin teaching in the fall semester of 2025. He said that he was drawn to Rice because of President Reggie DesRoches’ vision for the university, particularly since increased faculty hiring is part of Rice’s new 10-year plan.

“When President DesRoches assumed leadership of Rice University, he was laserfocused on maintaining and expanding a mission of, I’ll just say ‘greatness,’” Baugh said. “I was thrilled to learn that his vision, supported by Provost Dittmar and Dean [of Social Sciences] Kimbro, included enhancing linguistic research and teaching as part of that campus-wide quest.”

Michael King King, a professor at Cornell for nine years and then the department chair of bioengineering at Vanderbilt, was similarly drawn to Houston for its healthcare resources.

“Perhaps the biggest [draw] is being so close to the Texas Medical Center,” King, a professor of bioengineering, said. “Since I do biomedical research mostly in the field of cancer, it’s just an outstanding place to do that work with so many hospitals and doctors to collaborate with.”

King said that he was also encouraged by the grants and support that he received, in Texas and at Rice.

“Another really appealing aspect was I received the [Cancer Prevention and Research Institute of Texas] award ... which provides a lot of resources to support our cancer research,” King said.

“The bioengineering department [at Rice] is just very collegial. It has a very strong reputation in the field, and so I’m extremely proud to be a member of this faculty.”

King will begin teaching Rice graduate students in the spring semester of 2025 and will offer a course for undergraduates in the fall semester of 2025. “[It’s] called ‘Prompt Engineering for Science and Society,’” King said. “It’s a whole course about ChatGPT and how it can be used ethically and how it can be useful in our professional lives and the rest of our lives. My plan is to apply to have it count as a distribution course.”

Eve Dunbar Dunbar, a professor in the English department, said her goal at Rice is to

introduce students to new texts and theories.

“I try to meet my students where they are and introduce them to interesting and challenging materials and ideas in the hopes that when they leave the classroom

I try to meet my students where they are and introduce them to interesting and challenging materials and ideas in the hopes that when they leave the classroom they go into the world armed with new ideas.

Eve Dunbar PROFESSOR OF ENGLISH they go into the world armed with new ideas,” Dunbar said.

She’ll be implementing this ideology in spring 2025, teaching courses on African American writing.

“I’ll be teaching [ENGL 267:] Introduction to African American Literature,” Dunbar said. “I’ll also be teaching a course I’m calling ‘Narratives of Freedom and Unfreedom,’ which will explore how American writers have narratively challenged the national construction of freedom as contingent upon holding a group of people as ’unfree’ subjects.”

David Sarlah Born in Slovenia, Sarlah moved to the U.S. in 2006 to pursue a career in chemistry.

After teaching at the University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign for 10 years, Sarlah wrote that he accepted a position at Rice to take advantage of resources that can benefit his studies in organic synthesis and human medicine.

“I came to Rice because of the many great possibilities and longstanding scientific excellence this place offers,” Sarlah wrote in an email to the Thresher.

“Being in a top university and department next to many great institutes and [the] Texas Medical Center is a one-of-a-kind opportunity to reinforce our research program and enable new directions.”

Sarlah will focus on research and graduate-level instruction at Rice. He wrote that experiences such as lab work can help students discover their passions. “​​ Figuring out what we want to do and what we are good at is not always straightforward,” Sarlah wrote. “Students need to find ways and opportunities to pursue and validate their enthusiasm, which also takes time.”

Cynthia Reinhart-King When deciding to come to Rice as the new bioengineering department chair, Reinhart-King said her choice was influenced by the people she had previously met on campus.

“I was struck by the collegiality, enthusiasm, and the ‘big thinking’ on campus,” Reinhart-King said.

“Rice students and faculty are tackling some of the world’s most pressing problems, and I was drawn to their support of each other

in doing it.”

Reinhart-King said that she will likely teach a course on tissue-engineered models of disease for senior undergraduate students and graduate students interested in healthcare research. She also said that she hopes to employ other undergraduate students in her lab.

“Being involved in a research lab was by far the best part of my time as a student, and I have tried to involve as many undergraduates as I can in my own lab so that I can give them that same experience,” Reinhart-King said.

As she prepares to start teaching at Rice, Reinhart-King says that she hopes to provide resources for students while also expecting excellence.

“My approach to teaching has been shaped over the years by the students in my class, the students in my lab and my own children,” Reinhart-King said.

“Learning styles can be vastly different from person to person, and I think my experience has taught me to approach teaching with that lens. I set the bar high, but I also make sure the tools are available to reach the bar.”

COURTESY JOHN BAUGH John Baugh awards Jennifer Coolidge an honorary doctorate at Washington University in St. Louis.

COURTESY MELISSA SURPRISE Eve Dunbar will teach classes on African American literature in the English department.

PHOEBE SHOCKET / THRESHER Michael King will begin teaching in the bioengineering department in the spring 2025 semester.

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Samal presents stroke research subarachnoid hemorrhage — a stroke that occurs when a blood vessel ruptures on the brain’s surface.

“A lot of what we do right now is In Bibek Samal’s junior year of high school, he competed in the Houston mice work; we test therapeutics within Regional Brain Bee, a neuroscience mice and see how that decreases platelet competition at Rice. Five years later, Samal aggregation and thus [risk of] stroke,” is now a senior at Rice presenting his Samal said.

Recognizing the capacity for new research on subarachnoid hemorrhages therapies and to the Congress medicine, Samal of Neurological hopes his research Surgeons. can be used to Majoring in improve patient n e u r o s c i e n c e , I think there’s a lot of treatment.

Samal said he was potential for growth and “I think there’s naturally drawn room to create these new a lot of potential for to the subject for medications or therapies growth and room its focus on the to create these intricacies of the that might one day help new medications brain. people. or therapies that “We don’t know might one day help a lot about the Bibek Samal people,” Samal said. brain,” Samal, BAKER COLLEGE SENIOR Samal presented a Baker College senior, said. “There’s just so much you can his research at the annual meeting do with neuroscience … and I don’t think for the CNS hosted in Houston, Texas Sept. 28 - Oct. 2. Attendees included the you can do that with a lot of other fields.”

Having grown up in Sugar Land, Texas, former prime minister of New Zealand Samal began working in a research lab at Jacinda Ardern and CEO of Tesla Motors the McGovern Medical School at UTHealth Elon Musk.

According to Samal, presenting Houston in high school. For the past three years, Samal’s lab work has focused to an audience of high-profile figures on decreasing blood clotting caused by and distinguished surgeons was an

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educational moment.

“I think it was a gratifying experience to be able to present to people that are levels above me and also to learn from them too, in the same session that I was speaking [at],” Samal said.

Samal said that Rice’s strength is in its resources for research.

“Excellence in research is something that I really like about Rice,” Samal said. “I don’t think I would have gotten that at another school.”

Beyond his research endeavors, Samal said his favorite memories at Rice have come from spontaneous hangouts with his friends.

“The other day we decided to just randomly go to Chinatown to eat at [midnight],” Samal said. “I feel like those are some of the memories you make that you don’t realize you’re making, but later on down the road, you’re going to realize it was a core memory from college.”

COURTESY JEFF FITLOW Senior Bibek Samal presented his research at the annual Congress of Neurological Surgeons.

After graduation, Samal plans on taking a gap year to conduct more research, before heading to medical school and eventually pursuing neurosurgery. Samal said he hopes to implement his work in hospitals and continue his cerebrovascular research.

“I would love to collaborate with my lab in some capacity during medical school and beyond,” Samal said.

“Obviously, that’s kind of a lofty goal, but that’s where I’d want to see my research end up.”

Guess hoo’s back? Rice introduces peer-led study program Hoot food returns AISHA KHEMANI

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DIA GUPTA

FOR THE THRESHER The Hoot reopened for the fall semester Monday, Sept. 23. It will now be open from 8:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. Monday through Wednesday and from 8:30 p.m. to 1:30 a.m. on Thursdays.

Marketing manager Aj Jacobs said The Hoot is no longer open on Sundays due to low sales and to accommodate employee schedules. “[Our hours] did change a little bit because Sundays are very slow, so we changed it to Monday through Thursday to make it easier for our staff,” Jacobs said. “People are really busy on Sundays. They’re studying, there are events happening, so we’re Monday through Thursday now.”

Since its re-opening, the Hoot has served the usuals: Raising Cane’s chicken fingers, bahn mi, spring rolls and other pre-packaged food and drinks. The Hoot also advertised the return of another staple: pizza. They posted that they would begin serving Pepperoni’s Pizza after 300 days without pizza due to ordering issues with Papa John’s, their previous vendor.

“We did some polling a while back on our story to keep pizza or not, and 79% said keep pizza,” Jacobs said. “It took a little while, but we’re glad that we could figure that out.”

Previously, students could only pay using cash or Tetra; students can now pay using a credit card. Additionally, the Hoot has updated their Shopify to make it easier to buy gift cards.

The Hoot will also offer specials during various weeks, Jacobs said. In previous years, it had donuts, cinnamon rolls, fried chicken and more. It also plans to have a guest caterer— a past Hoot alumnus— come in and showcase their dishes later this semester.

“We’re just getting back into the swing of things and thinking of new ideas, new things we can do to just grow our customer base, especially with all the new freshmen coming in,” Jacobs said.

OWEN BUTTON / THRESHER Students line up outside of the Hoot, which reopened Sept. 23.

Rice launched the Office of Academic Support for Undergraduate Students this semester, serving as a centralized office and drop-in study hub to academically support undergraduates.

OASUS was created by the Task Force on CAYDEN CHEN / THRESHER Student Success, initiated by President Students attend OASUS drop-in study Reggie DesRoches during his tenure as hours. The groups are organized by provost, to address gaps in educational course to give students specialized experiences and outcomes, particularly help from peer tutors. for under-resourced students.

OASUS Director Elizabeth CummingsMuñoz wrote in an email to the Thresher “I love the ‘aha’ moment, when that staffing OASUS with student tutors something finally clicks and a student helps create a collegial environment.

“OASUS is about fostering realizes that all of their hard work has collaborative learning communities at paid off, or when two strangers sit down Rice and creating a vibrant community at my table and by the end of the session, of practice among Rice peer educators,” they are having conversations and Cummings-Muñoz wrote. “We want Rice exchanging contacts so they can work to be a place where asking for help is together in the future,” Crann wrote.

Ruhi Rachakonda, a tutor for MECH the norm and working together to learn is a fundamental part of the academic 202: Mechanics/Statics, also said these experience. This is already happening moments of understanding are a benefit in many places on campus; we aim to of OASUS. “I was working with a student build on that.”

Caroline Crann, a peer tutor for MATH struggling to understand the concept of torque.

I 211: Ordinary drew it out on Differential the whiteboard, Equations, wrote explaining how in an email to to visualize the Thresher that We did lots of group a pivot point she was inspired discussions and and how forces to join OASUS workshops to understand cause rotation. based on her different perspectives When she finally own educational and backgrounds, learn understood, the experiences. look on her face “Transitioning how to be effective was the most into college peer educators and rewarding part,” classes, especially Rachakonda, a at Rice, can be an foster a supportive Martel College adjustment, and and collaborative junior, said. “I’m it certainly was environment within just a student, for me,” Crann, drop-in. maybe a year a Lovett College older than them, junior, wrote. Caroline Crann and sometimes “I personally OASUS PEER TUTOR you don’t think would have you know enough really benefited from drop-in if it existed when I was to explain something, but realizing that taking the courses covered by OASUS, I could make that impact was incredibly so I wanted to help make that kind of rewarding.”

Peer educators are trained in support available to all students now.”

Crann said that the program goes inclusive, equitable tutoring practices beyond academic support to mentorship throughout the year in partnership with the Center for Academic and and building connections.

Professional Communication and the engineering department’s Activate communication program, according to Cummings-Muñoz.

Crann said that she found that the training helped her practice different scenarios as a peer tutor.

“Orientation was about understanding the complexity of learning and how so many factors can influence how a student acts in a tutoring session,” Crann wrote. “We did lots of group discussions and workshops to understand different perspectives and backgrounds, learn how to be effective peer educators and foster a supportive and collaborative environment within drop-in.”

The Spring 2024 pilot offered dropin study for eight courses: CHEM 122, MATH 101, MATH 102, MATH 211, MATH 212, PHYS 102, PHYS 126 and STAT 310.

The program saw 1,241 total visits and 322 unique users. 32.5% of students enrolled in the eight supported courses used drop-in at least once.

The program has now expanded to include 22 courses. This fall the program has 55 peer tutors and has had 1,300 visits as of Oct. 2. 72% of firstyear students and 67% of second-year students are enrolled in one or more of the courses currently supported by OASUS, Muñoz wrote.

Riya Yarlaggada, a sophomore at Lovett College, said she found the PHYS 125 drop-in hours helpful.

“A good thing the tutors do is they don’t really give you the answers, they guide your thought process,” Yarlaggada said. “They really help me understand the concept instead of just the routine pattern of doing a problem.”

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Stay engaged as you cast your vote — both locally and nationally Monday, Oct. 7 was the last day to register influence everything from healthcare access to vote in Texas. Now that you’ve (hopefully) to public education and energy regulation.

For instance, the Texas taken that step, legislature’s stance on we encourage Medicaid expansion you to research could determine your candidates Remember, voting is healthcare availability ahead of early for millions of Texans. voting, which about more than national On top of that, Texas’ kicks off Oct. 21. headlines. environmental policies W h i l e national elections often dominate the and investments in clean energy could shift headlines, your local elections have equally dramatically depending on who’s elected.

And it’s not just the Senate race. Positions important consequences, and it’s essential like state representatives, district judges to understand what’s at stake.

Many voters feel disillusioned by the and more are on the ballot — elections choices on the national stage, between with serious, real-world consequences. candidates like Kamala Harris or Donald The officials elected to these posts make Trump, or voting in a likely red state. But decisions on criminal justice reform, public school funding, infrastructure and more. your vote goes farther than you may think.

Additionally, important proposals will This year, Houston voters will have the chance to weigh in on several key races and appear on the ballot, including those for proposals, including the contest for state flood risk mitigation and improvements to senator between Molly Cook and Joseph the Houston Independent School District’s infrastructure. Living in Houston, we Trahan.

While state-level offices may not seem know just how critical flood prevention as flashy, senators shape policies that is, especially as each hurricane season

continues to threaten our city year after year.

For out-of-state students, it’s equally important to stay engaged. You can still make your voice heard by requesting absentee ballots. Make sure to follow the proper steps: check your registration (visit Vote.org to confirm your registration status in your home state), request your absentee ballot on time (head to nass.org/can-I-vote to find your state’s absentee ballot deadlines and request procedures) and learn about the candidates and measures in your state.

Of course, the national election is still a big deal. Do your homework on Kamala Harris and Donald Trump and whoever else.

Make sure you’re choosing a candidate that reflects the future you want for the country.

But remember, voting is about more than national headlines. It’s about shaping your community and standing up for the issues that matter to you. Do your research, stay informed and head to the polls knowing that every vote counts, especially in local elections — where turnout may be low, but the stakes are tremendous.

GUEST OPINION

Students should stop supporting Rice SJP Editor’s Note: This is a guest opinion that has been submitted by a member of the Rice community. The views expressed in this opinion are those of the author and do not necessarily represent or reflect the views of the Thresher or its editorial board.

All guest opinions are fact-checked to the best of our ability and edited for clarity and conciseness by Thresher editors.

To foster a truly inclusive campus culture, we must consider a paradox of intolerance: a society must be intolerant of intolerance to uphold its foundational values. Rice SJP not only silences opposing voices, but promotes exclusionary rhetoric that undermines principles of inclusion and pluralism.

SJP amplifies ideas from Hamas, a U.S.-designated terrorist group, using a palatable language of anti-racism and social justice that resonates with many in the West. This contributes to a litmus test for Jewish students on our campus: simply believing in the existence of Israel (the only Jewish state and the only country in the Middle East and North Africa region designated as free) can exclude one from campus life.

While SJP hushes the religious and ideological intentions of Hamas, Hamas broadcasts their jihadist agenda.

Hamas’s founding 1988 charter calls for the annihilation of Israel and violence against Jews through jihad (Islamic holy war).

Although Hamas released a new PRfriendly charter in 2017 that replaced “Jew” for “Zionist” — mirroring themes of “liberation” and “colonialism” found throughout SJP posts — Hamas has not repudiated their original charter, and Hamas officials have since called on Palestinians to attack Jews worldwide.

This radical anti-Jew, anti-Israel, and self-sacrificial ideology pervades Palestinian education and media, as seen through a Gazan kindergarten graduation ceremony, Hamas Mickey Mouse show and 40 more minutes of

Palestinian youth TV. According to a NATO-recognized international military organization’s 2019 report, “Hamas exploited Israel’s casualty sensitivity by using human shields, including by encouraging residents to defy IDF warning messages and widely publicising incidents of civilian casualties in order to gain international support.”

On Oct. 7, 2023, Hamas manifested their ideology in a horrific reality, livestreaming their brutal slaughter of 1,200 people in Israel with chilling pride.

Reports of systemic rape underscore the sheer savagery of the day.

The day following these attacks, Rice SJP called for a rally honoring “martyrs” in a since-deleted Instagram post. SJP’s use of the word “resistance” in the wake of the atrocities on Oct. 7 is not just a moral failure, but reveals hateful and troubling undertones.

To SJP: do you consider the Israeli students, faculty and staff on our campus, who may love their home country, even while dealing with conflicted feelings about its actions, to be “garbage people”?

Would this be an acceptable statement if it referred to the people of any other country?

Their ability to cheer in support of terrorism and chant “from the river to the sea” – which calls for the annihilation of Israel and ends with the phrase ‘Palestine will be Arab’ in Arabic – highlights the power of protected speech, a cornerstone of liberal values. This protection does not negate the harmful impact of such rhetoric, however, which can leave Jews and Israelis on campus feeling isolated and targeted.

In stark contrast, the moment SJP faces opposing viewpoints, their commitment to free speech vanishes. Rice SJP has called for the cancellation of events like “Israel at 75” and the “Global Conference for Israel,” revealing a troubling double standard undermining free expression.

SJP’s intolerance is a microcosm of the

underlying ideological conflict at play – if you cherish values like inclusivity, individual freedom, rational thought, scientific progress or the rule of law, stop doing the bidding of terrorist groups that want none of those. We must also resist illiberalism on our campus; calls for Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions by SJP and SA threaten academic freedom by promoting an academic boycott (p.13). In a move seemingly out of the MAGA playbook, SJP undermines the political neutrality of our institution by demanding Rice adopt an oversimplified, propaganda-filled narrative.

Additionally, SJP has twice reposted accounts featuring the upside-down red triangle on X (formerly Twitter), a symbol Meta has banned due to its association with support for Hamas. They blatantly lied about the al-Shifa hospital attacks “clear[ly]” violating rules of war, which the New York Times previously confirmed were linked to Hamas’s operations and can be considered legitimate military targets. This is not just a matter of inaccuracies; It’s a deliberate manipulation of reality designed to garner support for terrorism.

It may feel difficult to reckon with the privilege many of us feel at a top college in a rich country. However, we must not lose sight of the liberal values that have allowed our society to thrive. SJP’s actions, which include silencing differing views while also promoting exclusionary rhetoric and false narratives, oppose the values we should stand for.

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Colin Hill

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Go outside, touch grass

Servin’ up serveries GARRETT PIRRETTI

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From a 20th century central kitchen to today’s serveries, you can count on Rice for one thing: running out of plates.

Before the dawn of the serveries, food was prepared at one big central kitchen and then trucked to smaller kitchens near the colleges. Complaints about the meal quality and payment structure persisted.

A September 1993 Thresher editorial said that “meal plans offered to students are poorly structured, requiring payment of a base cost in addition to costs per meal.”

A committee was formed to investigate introducing serveries with “[four] faculty members, two staff members, and two undergraduates,” according to an August 1998 issue of the Thresher. The overall response: negative. In a public survey, an estimated 70 out of 120 students critiqued the plan.

Then-Will Rice College magister Dale Sawyer said that the final decision about whether to add serveries would be up to the administration, though students would be consulted.

“There will be an earnest attempt to solicit student opinion [about the proposed

facility],” Sawyer said.

Conversations with students yielded varied reactions.

“Are you smoking architectural crack?” an unnamed undergraduate said in response to seeing the North Servery plan.

Brian O’Malley ’01 said he was worried about the loss of college identity.

“It’d be just like one cafeteria with three dining rooms, and who’s to say some people won’t just hop rooms?” O’Malley said.

In December 2000 Rebecca Lee Scheiner, the incoming assistant director for food operations, oversaw the construction of two “super-kitchens,” now called serveries, for Wiess and Hanszen Colleges, then Jones, Brown and Martel Colleges. “Basically, [my job is] to keep you guys interested in having a good time and enjoying your meals,” Scheiner said.

Once Wiess’s new building and Martel were finished with

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construction, the plan was to start building the new serveries.

After opening, the Hanszen/Wiess servery, eventually renamed South servery, drew crowds. Housing and Dining reported in September 2001 that Hanszen/ Wiess servery served twice as many people as any other servery.

Shruti Patankar contributed reporting.

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Beats and bonds: A cappella groups welcome new owls

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Here’s an interesting challenge: create a full production, complete with percussion, multiple voice parts and a set list of several songs. The catch? Your voice is the only instrument allowed.

Members of the six a cappella groups at Rice aim to rise to this very challenge.

Basmati Beats specializes in South Asian melodies, performing in front of audiences in the Rice community and beyond.

Pratyush Mohapatra, the music director of Basmati Beats, said he was initially interested in joining due to the group’s diversity in music.

“I wanted to try something new. Part of that was getting in touch with my [South Asian] culture through music … and getting to know a group of people who also had that appreciation,” said Mohapatra, a Sid Richardson College senior.

Basmati Beats combines songs in South Asian languages such as Hindi, Telugu, Tamil and Malayalam with music in English.

“You mash the two songs together and you create this new arrangement with elements of both songs in them,” Mohapatra said.

Throughout the school year, Basmati Beats arranges a number of performances at a Carnatic music festival, open mic night, Acappellooza and a joint benefit concert hosted with Nocturnal. The group also travels for competitions at universities such as the University of Texas at Austin, University of Southern California and University of California at Los Angeles.

Going in was slightly intimidating ... but when I let go and stopped thinking about it, I think the music just started flowing.

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“We get to travel every year and make memories on those trips … I think that is a lot of fun and a huge part of why ‘BB’ is one of the best groups to be a part of on campus,” Mohapatra said.

As the only group on campus to enter the International Championship

of Collegiate A Cappella, Philharmonics members regularly compete. Rehearsal schedules include five practice hours a week and an additional two to three hours for upcoming performances.

“Everyone’s constantly making jokes, everyone’s constantly making each other laugh. It’s a super fun atmosphere. But, when it’s time to sing, [we flip] the switch and [we’re] really good at what [we] do … I really like that distinction that [we make],” said Kairi Mano, the Philharmonics recording manager.

When they’re not competing, the Philharmonics perform at the POST Houston, Acappellooza, Moody Fest and seasonal Christmas concerts. The Philharmonics sing in a variety of styles including pop, indie pop and R&B. “Our recent set list includes Hozier’s ‘Too Sweet’ [and] ‘Erase Me’ by Lizzie McAlpine … We’re looking to do ‘Die With a Smile’ by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars. I don’t know if we really stick to a specific genre,” Mano, a Lovett College sophomore, said.

Unlike other a cappella groups at Rice, Nocturnal chooses not to compete.

Nocturnal’s events include a fall benefit performance, winter study break concert, senior send-off, Acappellooza and After Dark in Pub. “It’s something that I think sets us apart because we just want to have fun singing with our friends and not worry about the stress that comes with competition,” said Claire Dean, Nocturnal’s music director.

Most of Nocturnal’s musical repertoire, including songs by Radiohead and Paramore this fall, are classified as indie pop, alternative rock, or R&B. Dean said Nocturnal doesn’t specialize in a particular musical genre, and song choices change year to year as member feedback is continuously incorporated in the setlist.

“I [like] how many songs the group performs. Because we don’t compete, we’re able to do more songs throughout the year and just have more variety which is fun,” said Dean, a Lovett College senior.

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Have you asked yourself, “How many more buildings can Rice construct before losing its classification as an arboretum?” Have you thought that the campus squirrels are a little too bold around humans? If you’re sick of constant construction marring the oncampus flora and fauna, Houston has plenty of student-friendly destinations to get your fix of green.

Hermann Park Only a 10-minute walk away, Hermann Park’s offerings range from the perfectly kept Japanese Gardens, with wild-ranging ducks, to plenty of photo opportunities at the Memorial Obelisk. There is also plenty of open space for a picnic, or on a cool day, to study outside and get your fill of Vitamin D before exam season. A notable spot is the hill at Miller Theatre, the openair amphitheater. Bring a blanket and some snacks.

Houston Arboretum Though the arboretum isn’t too walkable, it is only 10 minutes away by car, and also within reach using Metro bus 84 (Northwest TC Northbound). It’s shady and peaceful, even on a hot and sunny day, and perfect for someone seeking a longer walk and more of a retreat. It boasts numerous trail options and boardwalks over Houston’s signature wetlands.

Memorial Park This option is one of the most popular (and most extensive) offerings: a trail network and natural conservancy in Houston with over 30 miles of trails, right next to the Arboretum. Though it is popular for tourists and locals alike, there are plenty of forest trails for hiking, dog-walking and running to share comfortably. It also has six miles of biking trail, both mountain and recreational. If your bike is feeling neglected or you’re tired of Beer Bikers hogging the road, this might be a place to break in your wheels.

Houston Botanic Garden The botanic garden is a little harder to access, being 15 minutes away by car.

However, its convenient location near Hobby Airport makes it a better option for when family is in town, if you are picking someone up. It does offer very little shade coverage, so go on a cloudy day. Unlike the other options, it does require an entrance fee of $8 on weekdays or $10 on weekends with Rice ID. Editor’s Note: This article has been cut off for print. Read the full article at ricethresher.org.

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OPEN MIC

Throughout the night, student organizations and individual performers took the stage, showcasing a range of artistic abilities.

“I’m really impressed at the variety of things that students have decided to do, from poetry to singing as a group, [or] singing solo,” said Sandy Parsons, a resident associate at Will Rice College.

The event also featured a capella performances from The Philharmonics, Basmati Beats, The Low Keys, the Nocturnals and Chimacapella.

“The Phils’ performance was our first time performing as a full ensemble including our new [members] … It was great to share what we had been working hard on with the Rice community,” said Ella Martinez, a Lovett freshman and member of the Phils.

Other students used spoken-word to

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showcase their talents and express their feelings. Poetic themes ranged from love and grief to frustration with parts of modern life. Some performers said the open mic allowed them to express their hidden talents, or discover their peers’..

“It meant a lot to me to be able to perform my poetry for the first time,” said Isabella Regan Beltran, a Brown College sophomore.

“I felt inspired by the other people who were performing … and the atmosphere of people being able to share things that they [wrote] and created,” said Amy Suo, a Hanzen junior who performed a poem.

Audience members said they appreciated seeing art on campus.

“I would love to create art that I am proud of and want others to see,” said Katherine Citino, a Lovett College freshman and audience member. “And so, it’s definitely motivating to see that there is a collective effort to dispense our art forms.”

RIYA MISRA / THRESHER Students Kayla Peden and Grace Yetter annouce performers at R2’s open mic night Oct. 3.

Ranking residential college interior design CHIARA MORETTI

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Your college’s interior design can make you feel like royalty or like you’re stuck in a cheap motel. From the grandeur of Baker’s chandeliers to the eerie skeleton in Hanszen commons, let’s explore the cozy and the uninviting, the aesthetic and the stale of each residential college’s design.

Tier A Baker College Baker comes first. The commons resemble Hogwarts, and Baker Library is much nicer than Fondy. The wooden

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floors add an antique feel, and the chandeliers make me feel like I’m at a museum. The communal areas make up for some of the unappealing rooms in Old Wing. Baker has an “old-money” aesthetic, adding a historic and grandiose feel.

Martel College Martel is home to the best (and only?) DDR machine. The game and movie rooms are hands-down the top attractions at Martel. The rooms are decent, though they open up outside into the quad (think cheap motel).

The lights in the commons add an interesting element, and it would be a

great place to host a fake wedding or quinceanera. Their nice design makes me forget it’s actually a parking lot.

Lovett College This one almost didn’t make it to the top tier (because of the questionable dorms), but the home-y and nicely lit commons boost its rating. If you’re not from Lovett, their commons is the one you want to go just for the vibes.

It is a great place to work, chat, or just lurk. Although Lovett’s basement is a bit musty, it is a great spot to host celebrations and make memories (or forget them).

Tier B McMurtry & Duncan Colleges I put these two together because they’re basically the same thing. I can’t ever tell if I’m at McMurtry or Duncan when I’m walking past.

The only difference is the shape of the commons (McMurtry is circular, Duncan is rectangular).

The rooms at each college are decent, and their adjacent PDR’s are great for holding meetings or “locking in.” Overall, McDuncan’s newer facilities and interesting commons increase their ratings, but their lack of distinctiveness keeps them from reaching the top tier.

of the semester. However, the Jitchen has a “home-y” feel and I feel like I’m in my grandma’s kitchen baking cookies.

Each floor has communal spaces and study rooms, though the dorms and facilities at Jones could improve.

Brown College Unless you’re from Brown, you probably won’t be going there (since it’s too far), so let me describe Brown for you. It’s mid. The commons looks like they tried copying Martel and Jones’ homework, but they didn’t want the teacher to notice. The rooms and facilities are some of the worst on campus. However, Brown receives “brownie” points for this year’s muchneeded cosmetic renovations, which updated the college’s basement and furniture.

Tier C Hanszen College The commons are alright, if you can get past the stench of South Servery. The skeleton in the middle of the commons adds an element of spookiness, but I only notice it like 1% of the time.

New Hanszen is alright, but I would label Old Hanszen the worst dorm on campus. There are no elevators, the rooms are almost a century old, and they have barely been remodeled.

Wiess College TFW (Team Forgettable Wiess).

Wiess’s design does not stick out.

Their commons look like a 90s shopping mall, although they have a nice stage for play performances.

The game room feels more like a napping place, rather than a communal lounge. However, their PDR is one of the nicest on campus and their dorms are quite spacious, but that alone will not suffice for a better rating. I would say more about Wiess, but I forgot.

Will Rice College The commons at Will Rice are small and cannot contain a lot of people, which makes sense given the size of the college. The game room is kind of connected to the commons, so all the noise spills over, making it a terrible spot to get any work done. Similar to Hanszen and Baker, there is extreme dorm disparity. New Dorm is relatively new, but Old Dorm is comparable to that of Old Hanszen.The contrast from each dorm makes living at Will Rice a lottery for incoming freshmen.

Jones College Jones commons looks like the set of a low-budget Bollywood movie. Why is there so much wood?

The commons are usually empty (unless it’s dining hours), so it’s deader than Pub during the middle

Sid Richardson College The Sid Richardson rooms are brand new, but feel like an imitation of McDuncan. The whole college has a sterile, corporate vibe — Sid should be a dorm, not an office where you’re doing your consulting internship.

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ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

Review: ‘Peter Pan’ balances kitschy and camp

HOBBY CENTER

SARA DAVIDSON

THRESHER STAFF

“Peter Pan,” the musical about a flying boy who never grows up and his adventures in Neverland, came to the Houston’s Hobby Center Oct. 1-6. The show made its Broadway debut in 1954, and though the technology and fly-systems have changed since its opening, classic songs such as “Never Never Land” and “Pirate Song” certainly have not.

The story was comforting and nostalgic, bringing back memories of the childhood Disney movie. However, some of that magic was lost in the poor style choices made by the production.

The actors did a wonderful job, despite the most challenging part of “Peter Pan” — singing and dancing while suspended in the air. It seemed like every time that Peter himself was up in the air, he was flipping, singing and dancing all at the same time, and was always able to land on his feet and continue on as if he was just strolling across the stage.

Captain Hook and his right-hand man, Mr. Smee, were also a crowd favorite, conveying the often-silly storyline while also adding in adult innuendos that got everyone laughing.

While the story felt familiar and the characters performed very well, some of the more modern elements of the adaptation fell

flat. Mixing musical theater with background screens instead of a traditional cyclorama backdrop is always a gamble, and like most others, “Peter Pan” did not come out on top.

The fake storm scene that was brewing in the background felt like a movie was playing, while the singing animated moon that grew from the night sky appeared tacky and cheap.

A cyclorama that just had colors to compliment the scene on stage would have been enough, especially considering the already elaborate set alongside the cool shadow projection that

was used to highlight Peter Pan’s shadow during the story.

Additionally, issues with some of the basic elements of the story make for a confusing musical. Time is never well defined during the show, and it’s unclear how long Wendy and her two brothers were in Neverland before they returned home to their mother and father. Also (spoiler alert) the adult Wendy simply lets her daughter leave for Neverland so she can go experience the same adventures, with uncertainty regarding if Wendy realized how long she spent the first time around.

Poorly-defined passage of time might be a consistent piece of the show across all adaptations, but with 21st-century level technology such as iPads used as props, it doesn’t feel totally out of line to wish for a more defined timeline.

This last issue was the acknowledgement of the Native lands that the Hobby Center sits on at the beginning of the performance.

Though this moment was supposed to be a chance for reflection, even tying into the musical with fights for the land on Neverland Island between the natives and pirates, the significance was diminished by the mispronunciation of the tribes’ names.

Since the group will continue to travel on this revival tour, ensuring that the person chosen to honor the American Indian land has read the names out loud before would be helpful.

Overall, “Peter Pan” is a musical that brings out the kiddy storyline and reminds its audience of simpler times from childhood movies. However, the incorporation of new and old technological elements detract from the overall enjoyment.

“Peter Pan” should stick to soaring across the stage, not forcing crescent moons to sing along in a song about pirates.

Review: Victoria Monet dazzles on ‘JAGUAR II: Deluxe’ ASHLEY WANG

a tension that isn’t ever fully released, though this underlying momentum works in Monét’s favor and reiterates A year out from the release of her the message of her working tirelessly Grammy-winning album “JAGUAR II,” toward her dreams.

The luxurious trumpets and R&B superstar Victoria Monét is back with a deluxe version that features 10 harmonies of “SOS (Sex on Sight)” new tracks. “Jaguar II: Deluxe” explores featuring Usher make it an undeniable themes of familial and romantic love, earworm. Usher’s chemistry with Monét self-confidence and ambition, all is just on the cusp of being convincing presented with Monét’s trademark live — it feels as though the two are singing around each other rather than in tandem instrumentation and vocal versatility.

Standouts from the album’s original — but the song’s visualizer and soothing 11 songs include the addictive, sleek outro more than make up for it.

Following “2SEXY,” a disarmingly “On My Mama” (which samples Texas rapper Chalie Boy’s “I Look Good”), tender and sensual interlude, “1900’s” is pure joy. On this the Kaytranadatrack, Monét samples produced “Alright” Anita Baker’s and “Hollywood,” magical “Caught Up a heavenly Top Track: ‘On My Mama’ in the Rapture” and collaboration with interpolates Michael Earth, Wind & Fire.

Jackson’s “Wanna “Jaguar II: Deluxe” smoothly expands on and references Be Startin’ Somethin.’” There’s also a the original tracklist without feeling lyrical nod to Prince’s “1999.” Monét manages all these references while redundant.

“DickAtNight” has a cheeky opener maintaining her own electric sound that few artists could get away with and sincere lyricism. A minute in, the without allegations of corniness, production cuts out to make space for but Monét pulls it off with style. a staccato, saccharine-sweet vocoder Her swooping vocals, backed by interjection that leaves you craving swung percussion and twinkling, more.

Monét effortlessly captivates on near-improvisational keyboard accompaniment conjure images of a “Love Is Stronger Than Pride.” While a cover of Sade’s nostalgic, tranquil 1988 chandelier-adorned jazz club.

“Don’t Sleep” featuring Thundercat single, Monét makes clear here that is a propulsive, groovy track. she aims to pay tribute to rather than There’s a tangible spaciousness to replace the original track. Her version the soundscape, which Thundercat is up-tempo and fluorescent, more complements with a glossy, tongue-in- danceable than meditative.

With its bright harmonies and cheek verse. Given that the chorus feels more like a pre-chorus, the song builds honeyed vocals, “Everybody Needs THRESHER STAFF

Someone” is heartachingly earnest.

Sonically, it echoes “How Does It Make You Feel” from the standard album release and is Monét’s contemporary take on ’70s R&B-soul love ballads. Just when it seems we’ve reached the song’s conclusion, Monét shows off with an outro that contributes a gorgeous harmonic complexity.

The deluxe album comes to a close with “The Greatest,” a celebration of Monét’s newfound sense of peace and autonomy. The lyrics are simple to the

point of feeling impersonal, though this quickly becomes irrelevant once the sunny vocal layering and live instrumentation take center stage.

Monét evidently approaches her vocal delivery, collaborations and homages with an attention to detail that can only emerge from a decade of working in the music industry. “JAGUAR II: Deluxe” is a cinematic, glimmering tapestry of an album that sounds simultaneously timeless and contemporary, playful yet profoundly sincere.

RCA RECORDS

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THE RICE THRESHER

Golfer Daniel Zou swings to victory EVIE VU

THRESHER STAFF Freshman golfer Daniel Zou tied for first place at the Bayou City Collegiate Classic Oct. 1 in only his third tournament as an Owl. Though Sam Houston State University took home the team trophy, Zou and Rice junior Lukas Boandl tied with Louisiana State University’s Noah McWilliams for the individual first place title with a three-day score of 12 under par.

Zou was ranked in the top 25 in the nation and top five in the state as a college recruit during his high school career in The Woodlands, Texas. Living nearby, he said, allowed Zou to bond with his fellow golfers from a young age.

Zou said he committed to playing for Rice primarily because of his existing friendships with his teammates, as well as the mix of academics and sports.

“I love all the guys on the team,” Zou said. “[I’ve known them] basically my entire life since I was maybe five or six [years old].

I have grown really close to them and treat them like my family.”

Since coming to campus, Zou said he has noticed a big difference between junior and college golf. The courses play longer, the pin placements are more difficult and the other players are

significantly better, he said. Despite this, he says he likes the change.

“I really enjoy the increased level of competition, and it makes me want to better myself for the future,” Zou said.

Zou said he has a lifelong dream to golf professionally after college, and he hopes that performing well during his college career will allow him to pursue that.

Head coach Justin Emil said Zou is a high potential player.

“He doesn’t overcomplicate things on the golf course,” Emil said. “He’s very talented, very athletic and just an impressive player for sure.”

Emil said that besides Zou’s ability to make smart decisions while playing, his biggest advantage is his strength in driving the ball.

“I try to pride myself on my driver,” Zou said. “I keep it in place and the majority of the time I feel like my distance has also been really, really helpful.”

Zou said he also is not afraid to take big risks. The week before his Oct 1. win, Zou changed his putting technique. The new technique, called broom putting, uses a longer putter to increase accuracy and consistency.

Looking at the future of his college career, Zou said he has set some concrete goals to build off of his first win.

Scores & what’s next

COURTESY RICE ATHLETICS Freshman golfer Daniel Zou watches a ball after he swings.

“I always just keep it rolling,” Zou said.

“It’s a great start to my freshman year.”

Along with another individual win, Zou said he wants to contribute to a team win overall and to break the top 150 individual collegiate rankings.

Emil said he thinks Zou has the potential to go far in his career at Rice and beyond,

Sports Mini #1 EVIE VU

ANDERSEN PICKARD

THRESHER STAFF

ASST. SPORTS EDITOR

Scores from Oct. 2 to Oct. 8

Women’s Soccer vs. Temple University Oct. 3 - Rice 4, Temple 0 Men’s Tennis at Ron Wesbrooks Invitational Oct. 4-6 - 7-5 singles, 1-1 doubles Women’s Volleyball at University of Tulsa Oct. 4 - Rice 3, Tulsa 1 Women’s Cross Country at DBU Old Glory Gallop Oct. 5 - 31 points (1st place) Men’s Golf at Trinity Forest Invitational Oct. 6-8 - 9th place of 15 teams Women’s Volleyball at Wichita State University Oct. 6 - Rice 3, Wichita State 2

just as Zou hopes for himself.

“Daniel has the opportunity to make a really big stamp on the program, leave a strong legacy, you know, accomplish a lot of things,” Emil said. “I just want this experience to help him become more of a complete player. I think he’s got a very high ceiling.”

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What’s next from Oct. 9 to Oct. 15

Women’s Tennis at ITA Texas Women’s Regional Championships Oct 10-14 - Away in Fort Worth, Texas Women’s Volleyball vs. University of North Texas Oct. 11, 6 p.m. - Home on ESPN+ Women’s Swimming at Rice Fall Splash Invitational Oct. 11-12 - Home Women’s Diving at Houston Diving Invitational Oct. 11-12 - Away at University of Houston Football vs. University of Texas San Antonio Oct. 12, 6 p.m. - Home on ESPN+ Women’s Soccer vs. University of North Texas Oct. 13, 11:05 a.m. - Home on ESPN+ Women’s Volleyball vs. East Carolina University Oct. 13, 2 p.m. - Home on ESPN+

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Rob Lanier coached before Rice 4 Currently hitting, in baseball 6 Tilts 7 Women’s basketball Fisher 8 Everything

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short 2 Pedi’s partner 3 Fellow ACC member 4 Rice, our future ____ mater 5 Charlotte Hornet’s jersey color

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SPORTS

Owls in the NFL

Strategic plan addresses athletic updates

ANDERSEN PICKARD

ASST. SPORTS EDITOR

After Week 5 of the 2024 NFL season, five former Rice Owls remain on rosters. Let’s check in on how these Rice products have performed so far this year.

Myles Adams, Defensive End

Currently: Seattle Seahawks 2024 stats: 3 gms, 2 tkl, 40.4 PFF defense grade Highlight: 35 snaps over the last two weeks Played for Rice 2016-20

Chris Boswell, Kicker

Currently: Pittsburgh Steelers 2024 stats: 8/8 XP, 12/13 FG, incl. 5 from 50+ yds Highlight: AFC Special Teams Player of the Month (September) Played for Rice 2009-13

Jack Fox, Punter

Currently: Detroit Lions 2024 stats: 14 punts, avg 44.5 net yds, 8 inside 20 Highlight: NFC Special Teams Player of the Week (Week 3) Played for Rice 2015-18

Nick Leverett, Center

Currently: New England Patriots 2024 stats: 3 gms, 5 hurries allowed, 38.1 PFF offense grade Highlight: Made first start of season in Week 5, played 60 snaps Played for Rice 2019

Luke McCaffrey, Wide Receiver

Currently: Washington Commanders 2024 stats: 11 tgt, 10 rec, 98 yds, 0 TD Highlight: Set 1st pass block to create TD in Week 5 Played for Rice 2021-23

EDITORIAL CARTOON

“Owl-American”

HONG LIN TSAI / THRESHER “Why can’t we do that?”

ASHLEY ZHANG / THRESHER

KATHLEEN ORTIZ

SPORTS EDITOR

Rice’s new strategic plan announced Oct. 1 outlined goals for the next 10 years via a 60 page slideshow. One slide titled “Ensure competitive athletic excellence that enriches campus culture” addressed Rice Athletics in the section about advancing undergraduate education. The strategic plan said Rice would: - Enhance opportunities for female studentathletes, including adding new women’s sports programs.

- Strategically invest in Rice Athletics to ensure competitive excellence.

- Increase student, campus and community engagement with Rice’s sports teams, emphasizing the game-day experience.

- Attract and retain the most talented studentathletes with a strong focus on gender equity.

- Develop and enhance athletic facilities to provide support for athletes and improved spectator experience.

- Increase faculty and staff involvement and engagement in athletic events and with studentathletes.

- Provide support for student-athletes to excel on and off the field and elevate Rice’s image as a university where student-athletes can excel in academics while being competitive at a D1 university.

Have questions about what these points mean? Submit them at thresher@rice.edu, and our staff will try to get them answered by Vice President and Director of Athletics Tommy McClelland in the next issue.

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BACKPAGE

Did you lock in to plan where to go?

Nope

Yes!!!

I texted the group chat a few times

You’re going to Austin, baby! Do you have a friend with a car?

Yes

No

Plans fell through, but your friend’s house in Sugar Land is free for the weekend! Is your friend rich?

No You go to Austin in your O-Week dad’s roommate’s car. It’s an awkward yet efficient drive, although the senior next to you makes a vaguely sexist comment and everybody glances at each other but it’s never mentioned again.

You head north in your friend’s car but break down in Ellinger, TX! Do you know how to change a tire?

YE$$$

East

You are in bed by 9 PM every night :(

Sorta

You go to a minor league baseball game. As you get settled in your seats, you hear some guy behind you make a macroaggression – doorjam!

Which hallway of their mini-mansion do you walk down?

Yes

You kneel down on the salted earth and shake your fists at the night sky, cursing the heavens.

Stay on campus

West

Call him out

You make the repair (and impress your friends).

Onward ho!

You look out the window – my God, there’s a Buc-ee’s! Do you stop?

Yes

Crash out

No

You buy some Beaver Nuggets and get a picture with Buc-ee the Beaver! (+1,000 aura)

You end up in the living room, where you have to talk to your friend’s parents and they ask what you plan to do after college as an ANTH major.

How do you cope?

You arrive in their home theater, where you and your friends play their indoor golf simulator for the entire rest of the weekend. Your friend mogs you at golf (-100 aura), but you’re just happy to have such a rich friend. Cash money!

Okay, killjoy. You are Beaver Nuggetless and bad energy follows you for the rest of the trip.

You raid their liquor cabinet and swipe some of their Japanese whiskey.

Arigato-masu!

He leaves in a huff, leaving behind his halfeaten hot dog.

Score!

You spend the rest of midterm recess doomscrolling on LinkedIn. Somehow you always get this ending…

At last – the glimmering jewel of Austin awaits in the not-so-distant horizon.

Where do you decide to do?

You’re in the third inning and pretty bored. Do you decide to day-drink?

It’s 2-Dollar Beer Day so you get absolutely sloshed. In the sixth inning, you reach over a little kid to catch a fly ball, spilling some beer on him in the process.

You decide not to give the kid the ball and you don’t regret it one bit!

UT Frat Party ACL

Went to Buc-ee’s

You’ve got Good Luck, Babe!

Chappell Roan is feeling the right vibes today and decides to perform.

Lesbians are shedding tears all around you.

Your high school friend that you haven’t really spoken to since graduation who goes to UT Austin invites you to a frat party. When you get to the door, the Frat Bro Bouncer offers you a vexing query: “I’m warm when I’m full, and cold when I’m out. You pump me up hard, but you stand on my spout.

Who am I?”

Didn’t go to Buc-ee’s

Chappell Roan cancels her set and you get so high that you think it’s your fault (it is). You have G-O-T-T-O-G-O.

You do a cool flip into the pond, and…

“The freshman pledge!”

Went to Buc-ee’s

…everybody sees you! While submerged, you brush beside a graceful luminous fish that winks at you — what a story!

Didn’t go to Buc-ee’s

You feel guilty for not saying anything.

You run through your O-Week Advisor training modules and vow to do better next time.

Internalize it

Yes

Barton Springs

Do nothing

“No, fuck off, nerd!” the bouncer exclaims in disgust. He sends you on your way, where…

No

You pretend to be invested in the game but are really thinking about your midterm you messed up the whole time. Your professor emails saying there will be a curve, and you end up having a good time.

“The keg!”

“Yes, bro! No cap, on God!” the bouncer bro-claims. You get lit as fuck and vibe with someone you matched with on Tinder. Time to recheck your Rice Purity Test score!

…a 30-foot alligator sees you!

Chomp chomp!

The Backpage is the satire section of the Thresher, written this week by Andrew Kim, Will Howley, Charlie Maxson, and Max Scholl and designed by Lauren Yu. For questions or comments, please email pookiebear@rice.edu.