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EDITOR’S NOTE

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enator Natasha Hadiza Akpoti-Uduaghan, a lawyer by profession, made a shift from active legal practice to politics to give a voice to the people of Kogi Central Senatorial District. So far, she has established herself as a fearless supporter of transparency, using her voice to advocate for justice and accountability.

Akpoti-Uduahan’s journey to the National Assembly was challenging. She faced many setbacks, including slanderous allegations. Still, she prevailed and won the 2023 Kogi Central Senatorial District election.

While this was a joyous moment for people around her, it was surreal to her as she remembered many who lost their lives and were incapacitated for believing in her. She found consolation, knowing that justice came in the end and her supporters’ efforts were not in vain. Indeed, they did not support her in vain, as within one year of her coming into office, there has been a massive rollout of infrastructural development and provision of amenities, and she intends to keep the tempo.

Senator Natasha Hadiza Akpoti-Uduahgan is a force to be reckoned with. You can read her insightful story on pages 8 to 10.

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Has anybody else noticed that harmattan season is upon us? Our fashion pages have the right tips for you during this cool, sometimes hot, dusty season.

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eather challenges arise throughout the harmattan season. Knowing how to dress comfortably and stylishly is crucial because of the sudden low temperatures and dry, dusty air. This article offers six helpful fashion tips to keep you warm, safe, and stylish throughout the harmattan season. If you follow these tips, you’ll be ready for everything the weather throws at you, whether you’re going out for a casual day or to work!

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Harmattan days can be unpredictable; it may be cold in the morning and warm in the afternoon. You can adapt to temperature variations by wearing layers. As your base layer, start with a simple cotton blouse or T-shirt, then add a lightweight jacket or sweater that you can take off if it gets too hot. Choose breathable textiles like cotton, linen, or lightweight wool to avoid getting too hot.

Additionally, layers provide an additional defence against the dusty winds of harmattan.

FOR LONG SLEEVES 2 OPT AND PANTS Due to the harmattan winds, your skin may be severely irritated and dry. Wear full-length trousers and longsleeved shirts for protection. They keep your body hydrated and lower your chance of developing cracked skin by protecting it from dust and chilly air. While long-sleeved cotton or wool shirts are suitable for tops, fabrics like denim, thicker cotton, and soft wool are excellent materials for pants. Choose comfortable and loose-fitting styles to promote airflow and stop sweat when the sun comes out.

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. INVEST IN A GOOD SCARF

A scarf is a necessary piece of clothing during the harmattan season. It protects you from the dry, dusty wind and gives your ensemble a fashionable touch. In the morning, wrap it around your neck to be warm, and if the dust gets terrible during the day, use it as a face cover. Select scarves made with cotton, wool, or pashmina, which are soft and non-irritating fabrics. Scarves are stylish and practical this season, so try experimenting with different colours and patterns to make your ensemble stand out.

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. CHOOSE CLOSED SHOES OVER A SANDAL

Open shoes, such as sandals or slippers, might leave your feet dry and dirty during harmattan because the ground can get rather dusty. On the other hand, closed-toe shoes provide superior dust protection and aid in keeping your feet warm.

Loafers, boots, and sneakers are excellent options for any ensemble and keep your feet comfy and clean. Wear moisture-wicking socks or shoes made of breathable materials if you’re concerned about sweating.

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. CARRY MOISTURISING PRODUCTS

Keeping moisturisers and lip balm on hand is essential because harmattan is known to cause dry, chapped skin. This also goes for your wardrobe selection; choose items that won’t aggravate or further dry your skin. Steer clear of harsh materials that could cause skin irritation and go for softer materials like cotton.

In addition to a lip balm with SPF to shield your lips from the drying effects of the wind, have a small bottle of body lotion or hand cream in your bag.

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. WEAR SUNGLASSES AND HATS

It can be surprisingly sunny during the harmattan season, and the sun and dust can cause eye discomfort. Wearing sunglasses helps shield your eyes from the glaring brightness and dust particles that can irritate them. Selecting sunglasses that offer UV protection will increase safety. Additionally, a wide-brimmed hat or cap helps protect your face and hair from the dust, keeping you both comfortable and fashionable. Hats are also a fantastic technique to keep your hair in place amid wind.

CONCLUSION Style doesn’t have to be sacrificed to dress for the harmattan season. These six tips will help you navigate the peculiar weather while being warm, cosy, and stylish. If you have the appropriate mix of protective clothes and accessories, you’ll be ready for whatever the season delivers. You’re prepared to face the season with style if you embrace harmattan with poise and confidence!

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P IS FOR PERCEPTION she confided something unexpected.

Her motherin-law had recently hosted a family dinner and dropped a bombshell: after forty years of bitter estrangement, her ex-husband had proposed reconciliation.

He wanted to spend their remaining years together.

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ou know the score by now. I won’t bore you with an intro about how we are on a quest to uncover #Unshakable truths hidden in the alphabet.

Today’s focus is the letter P. P is for perception.

There’s this curious quirk in my family: a pattern of shared birthdays.

Husband and wife, siblings, and in-laws often find their special days miraculously intertwined.

It’s either an extraordinary coincidence, or we’ve unwittingly struck a deal with angel numbers and the universe. Who knows? But I digress.

This year, my siblings and I poured significant effort into planning our cousin’s son’s milestone birthday.

Coincidentally, it was also her husband’s milestone birthday. My cousin, brimming with excitement, had arranged a lavish celebration. Vendors booked, bespoke invitations sent, and a generous supply of bubbly ensured the day would be unforgettable.

A few weeks before the party, she invited me for coffee at Twirling Spoon.

(Side note: they serve edible coffee; you must try it.) After the pleasantries,

Now, this was no ordinary divorce.

He’d been a stingy philanderer, a man perpetually chasing shades of happiness at the far end of the rainbow. She, steadfast and practical, was a single shade of grey — steady but never vibrant enough for his restless soul. The split had been acrimonious, to say the least. Yet, despite the pain and decades of hostility, she agreed to his proposal.

Why? The reasons were layered. She didn’t want to die alone. The stigma of being a divorced Nigerian woman (a whole long ass story for another day) had weighed heavily on her, and she had spent years feeling undesirable.

With six children in tow, she’d never found anyone willing to embrace her and her ‘baggage.’ She yearned for companionship, even if it was just the occasional kind word or a comforting hug. The possibility of inheriting his considerable estate likely sweetened the deal, though it was hardly her primary motivator. At 88, she was looking for solace, not strategy.

stop there. Two weeks later, the groom passed away. And here’s the kicker: he died intestate, having left his entire estate to the neighbour’s cat in a fit of rage after a family dispute. The argument had centred around demands for him to provide proper financial security for his wife upon divorce.

He had never updated the only signed copy of his will. Predictably, chaos ensued.

The situation is, in many ways, a Rorschach test for perception. Different family members and friends offered wildly varying interpretations. Some found the entire saga laughable—a dark comedy of errors. Others were disheartened by the mother-inlaw’s decision to reconcile, viewing it as an act of desperation rather than empowerment. A romantic minority felt the story carried a tragic charm, marred only by the neighbour’s cat’s unexpected windfall. And of course, some believed the drama could have been avoided if the wedding date had been rescheduled—though, given his passing, even that solution feels bittersweet.

The story highlights how our perceptions are shaped by individuality, cultural norms, and societal expectations. Was her decision an #Unshakable testament to resilience and hope, or a misguided pursuit of closure? Was my cousin’s rebellion an act of justified self-respect, or a missed opportunity to honour an elder’s happiness? The answers depend entirely on your perspective.

Life rarely offers neat resolutions. Instead, it presents us with a kaleidoscope of choices, each refracted through the lens of our unique experiences. So, what’s your perspective? How do you see this tangled web of milestones, reconciliations, and legacies? Perhaps the only #Unshakable truth here is that perception is, indeed, everything.

‘See’ you next week.

The church, however, added an ironic twist. The only available wedding date happened to coincide with the double milestone birthday party. My cousin, already juggling a mountain of logistics, pleaded with her mother-in-law to choose another date. But the elderly bride-to-be refused to wait another six weeks. She’d waited forty years; she wasn’t waiting another month.

The fallout was messy. My cousin, in a bold act of defiance, boycotted the wedding. Opinions were split within the family—half deemed her decision selfish, while the other half applauded her for standing her ground. Her husband served as his father’s best man, and her mother acted as matron of honour.

The rift between my cousin and her mother remains unhealed.

That fateful date would forever be known as two birthdays and a wedding anniversary. Except it didn’t

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empower marginalised communities and ensure development reaches all corners of society.

Ultimately, it was a call to serve and lead with purpose, bridge the gap between actionable governance; and, bring the dividends of democracy to my people.

How did you feel when you were declared the Kogi Central Senatorial District Election winner in 2023, after all the challenges you faced?

To many people around me, it was a joyous moment. They were quite elated. The declaration offered a huge relief from the burden of their sacrifices all through my political journey. But to me, it was surreal as it got me conflicted. A lot of thoughts weighed in on me: I remembered my supporters whose lives were cut short for believing in me; I remembered my supporters who were permanently incapacitated for believing in the cause; I remembered the numerous, whose houses were burnt down for supporting me; and, I remembered those who survived gunshot injuries and are bearing scares in the course of supporting me. And so the declaration provided me a sober moment to reflect on those fates. Equally, it got me thinking deeply about our institutions: why, despite notorious and overwhelming evidence, the electoral umpire did not have the courage to declare the rightful winner in the contest and why it had to take the courts to enforce electorate justice. Ultimately, I was consoled that justice came in the end and that my supporters’ efforts were not in vain.

What led to the establishment of BHIIP in 2015, and is the NGO still alive?

Builders Hub Impact Investment Program (BHIIP) was informed by the existence, in abundance, of local, small and medium manpower and businesses whose productive capacities have not been harnessed for mass production and high-income yielding. The whole idea is to bring form and structure to grassroot enterprises with innovation to ancient heritage skills and market their products to the world. In the first quarter of 2025, BHIIP shall commence the construction of an Artisanal Village right in my hometown in Kogi state, where thousands of skilled locals will deploy their traditional talents in producing handwoven fabrics, churning shear butter, making black soap, etc., for export.

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ver the years, women have broken boundaries and succeeded in previously maledominated sectors, particularly politics. From grassroots activism to high-level leadership roles, women are creating a significant impact and propelling change. They’re fighting against stereotypes, influencing laws, and supporting causes that affect people’s lives. Thanks to their contributions, future generations of women will be encouraged to enter politics with confidence. Their contributions are a testament to resilience and the desire for fair governance.

Senator Natasha Hadiza AkpotiUduaghan is an excellent example of this advancement. In Nigerian politics, she has established herself as a social entrepreneur, barrister, and fearless supporter of transparency and development. Akpoti-Uduaghan has used her voice to advocate for justice and accountability, from exposing wrongdoing at the Ajaokuta Steel Mill to becoming the first female elected senator for Kogi state.

Her achievements have inspired many young women, demonstrating that even the most challenging obstacles may be conquered with integrity and persistence.

In this interview with THEWILL DOWNTOWN’s Executive Editor, Onah Nwachukwu, Senator Natasha Hadiza Akpoti-Uduaghan discusses her political journey, challenges, and vision for a better Nigeria. She opens up about her passion for service, dedication to uplifting others, and advice to young women aspiring to make a difference in the world.

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What inspired your transition from a successful career in law to being a politician?

Thank you very much for this opportunity to connect with Nigerians through your magazine. Firstly, I am still a lawyer and always will be. In addition, I’m an MBA professional in the Oil and Gas sector wherein my career formative years were spent in Brass LNG as a corporate lawyer.

However, my transition into politics was inspired by a passion to address the root causes of societal challenges beyond advocacy. In my career, I encountered numerous situations where systemic failures and poor governance perpetuated injustice and inequality, sparking my determination to advocate for change at a broader level. Politics provided the opportunity to not just identify problems but to create and implement policies that directly impact the lives of my constituents. I was motivated by a vision to influence the resuscitation of the moribund Ajaokuta steel complex,

What are your top priorities as a Senator in the National Assembly?

In a broad category, the topmost priorities of a legislator are located in law-making, oversight, and constituency representation. I strive to ensure that the perspectives of the people of Kogi Central Senatorial District, where necessary, are contributed to all processes at the national level. Moreover, driving sustainable development, promoting social justice, empowering communities and strengthening the private sector ecosystem are at the fore of what I do. Firstly, I am committed to improving infrastructure and access to basic amenities such as education, healthcare, clean water by ensuring these concerns are captured in the federal budget.

Secondly, I prioritise the empowerment of women and youths through entrepreneurship empowerment programs, skill acquisition and job creation. Thirdly, I focus on legislative reforms that strengthen governance, transparency and accountability to ensure that public resources are utilised effectively.

What specific accomplishments have you been most proud of since you assumed office as a Senator for Kogi Central Senatorial District?

They are quite enormous and humbling, compared to the 12 months we have been in office. First, I started by reinvigorating my age-long advocacy for the resuscitation of Ajaokuta Steel Complex, to recalibrate the vision and mission of the complex in industrialising Nigeria. Now, using the legislative platform (vide a Motion), a flurry of activities has ensued, seeking to ascertain the state and challenges of the complex. I have also sponsored the Gold

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Reserve Bill and the Federal Medical Centre, Ihima, establishment Bill. While the Gold Reserve Bill introduces novelties in the management of gold resources and banking reserves, the Federal Medical Centre, Ihima, establishment Bill caters to the welfare and health needs and employment opportunities of our people.

Equally, in the last year, we have attracted employment opportunities for graduates and beneficiaries from our District to gain employment in the Federal establishments.

I have been addressing essential community needs, such as access to clean water, with 12 massive 50,000 litres solar-powered motorised water systems reticulated to 300 locations, thereby providing 1,800 fetching taps. Also, electricity projects have been, and are still being executed all over our Senatorial District such as lighting 30 kilometers of road networks across Kogi central making our communities more productive and safer. I also constructed a Police station, rehabilitated primary Healthcare centers and a number of public schools. Moreover, the construction of a brand-new Model Primary and Secondary school Osara is on-going; as well as the facilitation of a Centre for Artificial Intelligence and Robotics at the Federal College of Education Okene, and an Automotive Mechatronics and Cottage Automobile Workshop in the Technical College, Oboroke both of which shall be completed in the last quarter of 2025.

We are also deploying 5,000 digital learning devices to public primary and secondary schools across Kogi Central.

Furthermore, the Natasha Akpoti–Uduaghan Foundation (NAUF) has supported the tuition of 353 indigent and vulnerable students from the District in tertiary institutions nationwide. A few weeks ago, we empowered over 1,300 artisans, comprising women and youths, with tools, equipment sand cash grants for their businesses.

and receptive. It has remained so to this day, and I remain grateful to my colleagues and, particularly, the leadership of the Senate, which is ably led by the Senate President, His Excellency, Distinguished Senator Godswill Akpabio.

Challenges? I definitely encountered a handful.

Albeit, worthy to mention is the navigation of deeply entrenched political structures, addressing resistance to progressive ideas, and overcoming gender biases in leadership.

However, naturally I am a person who embraces challenges; and to overcome them, I rely on resilience, strategic collaborations with my colleagues and effective communication to build consensus and drive initiatives. I also draw strength from my values, staying focused on my goals and the impact I seek to create.

What advice would you give women who want to pursue a career in politics?

My advice to women who want to pursue a career in politics is to approach it with courage, purpose and resilience. Believe in your abilities and never let societal stereotypes or biases deter you from achieving your goals. Every woman should equip herself with knowledge and a solid network starting with a strong family support…husband for those who are married. Moreover, politics requires perseverance, so women in politics must stay focused on the vision and let the passion for positive change guide their journey.

When successful, women must remain dedicated to serving with integrity because each woman paves a path for other women. Finally, women must support and mentor other women as unity and collaboration are essential to breaking barriers and help amplify women’s voices in leadership.

“Being the first female senator from Kogi state is both an honour and a profound responsibility. It is a testament to the progress we are making as a society in embracing women in leadership.”

How do you plan to represent your constituents and the Nigerian women in the Upper Chamber?

As a female senator, I strive to represent my constituents especially women by being a strong advocate for inclusivity, equity and sustainable development. I actively sponsor and support legislation that addresses the unique challenges women face, such as gender-based violence, lack of access to education and economic inequality. For my constituents, I ensure that their needs and voices are reflected in my policy decisions, focusing of community – driven initiatives to address healthcare, infrastructure, and job creation. I also mentor and inspire women and girls, proving that leadership is possible and achievable for everyone, regardless of gender.

Above all, I believe that living as an example of what one stands and fights for is the greatest plan of action for effectively representing a body or group of persons.

That way, one builds the trust, followership, and commitment necessary for effective representation and role modelling.

What are some of the challenges you face as a Senator, and how do you overcome them?

Firstly, notwithstanding that I assumed office six months behind schedule, I found the Senate and my colleagues quite welcoming. The “atmosphere” was healthy,

How can we encourage more women to participate in politics?

Encouraging more women to participate in politics requires a multifaceted approach. Firstly, we must target the foundation by arming the girl-child with a good education that will make her build enough confidence to break societal barriers like gender stereotypes and cultural biases.

Secondly, we must create policies that promote gender inclusivity such as implementing quotas for female representation in political offices and decisionmaking roles. Thirdly, mentorship and capacity building programs are essential to empower women with the knowledge, skill and confidence to delve into politics, contest and subsequently lead.

Finally, celebrating and amplifying the achievements of women leaders such as Queen Amina, Queen Magaiya Daura, Queen Moremi, and Queen Idia, Fumilayo Ransome Kuti, Margaret Ekpo amongst others would inspire others and demonstrate that political leadership is attainable for all women.

What are some of the challenges you have faced as a woman in politics, and how have you overcome them?

My challenges as an emerging woman in politics are quite unique and somewhat tortuous. The sum of which made me the poster face of the persecution of women in politics in Nigeria. I confronted characters who have scanty regard for law and order. Characters who should not come near the periphery of politics, because they lack the civility to be so close.

First, in 2018, they started with, “Don’t vote for her; she is single and should not be trusted with political office.” That’s even though a bachelor had risen to be Speaker of the House of Representatives and the position of 4th citizen of this nation. I got married, and they turned to, “Her husband is not from Kogi state; thus her loyalty will be doubtful”, and then, “Her mother is a foreigner; she is not Kogi Central and Kogi State enough.”

Their several dog whistles failed, and they resorted

to more devilish antics - linking me to the worst crimes committed in Nigeria at the time: in late October 2022, the Kogi State government named me as the sponsor of the Owo Catholic Church attack and the Kute prison break; both incidents happened on the 5th of June and 5th of July 2022 respectively.

On these dates, I was away in America, weeks from birthing my son born on the 12th of July 2022.

In a moment, I receive a thousand calls from troubled relations, friends, and well-wishers, expressing their fear for my life and solidarity.

My baby was three months old, but I was so traumatised that my breast milk stanched abruptly in 48 hours. That was one of the most emotionaly and mentally torturous moment of my life. Against all odds, thank God I survived.

Thank God I won.

What are your thoughts on the current state of politics in Nigeria?

Generally, in Nigeria, immediately after the election and disposal of court cases, politics recedes into governance. Individuals and groups wait for the next four years. Ideal political behavior is still at its evolutionary stage in Nigeria, but I believe systems and processes shall evolve overtime.

How can we improve the political system in Nigeria?

Improving Nigeria’s political systems requires addressing fundamental issues and implementing practical reforms. For starters, we must, as a matter of priority, strengthen our institutions and make them truly independent.

We must strengthen electoral processes by using digital voting systems to reduce electoral fraud. Enhancing accountability by deploying anti-corruption measures to governance such as prosecuting public officials found guilty of misconduct. Remember the video of the Adavi Local Government chairman in Kogi state that went around polling units destroying ballot papers on election day, we are still waiting on INEC to prosecute him for destruction of election materials. How do you strengthen institutions? One may ask. It’s simply to enforce public service reforms whereby appointments of public officers would be merit-based thereby improving efficiency and accountability of each and every government office.

Failure to do the aforementioned would only lead to voter apathy with each passing election. This indicates the absence of voter confidence in the umpire – INEC. On the eve of the 2023 elections, five roads belonging to Kogi State and Federal governments were destroyed by a powerdrunk individual of a governor and his armed thugs all in a bid to disrupt the 2023 general elections. Yet, INEC had no hesitation in rewarding the man’s cohorts with victory. We must strengthen our institutions to be above the individual if we must make progress in our political system.

What are some of the most pressing issues that Nigeria needs to address?

Undoubtedly, our nation is challenged by issues of insecurity, economic instability, corruption and lack of accountability, weak infrastructure, unemployment and poverty, ethnic and religious tensions, electoral reforms, education crisis, health sector weakness, climate change and environmental degradation amongst others.

Addressing these issues requires political, collaboration between the federal and state government; and active participation of citizens. I dare say that President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has set rolling certain strategic reforms which with the 10th National Assembly’s inclusive policies; a stronger economy for a more prosperous Nigeria with be possible.

Nevertheless, I will call on the Economic Team to identify and concentrate more on areas where processing and production can be engendered, at least in all six geopolitical zones. This will catalyse efforts towards industrial utilisation of our agro-products, mass production of line items, exportation and in turn, reduction of unemployment.

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Each time, this question is asked, tears well in me. For that’s one experience I will not wish for anybody, not even my enemy. I look back now and remember the heinous and heartless murder of Mr. Ojo Enesi, the abduction, kidnap, and disappearance of a series of persons, notably, Hon. Musa Adelabu, Ismaila Momoh, Rufai Jimoh, Hadi Abdulmaliki, Mr. Kashim Ismaila, Mr. Monday Idowu, Abdulazeez Salami, the setting ablaze of my grandfather’s house, and the several attempts to murder me each time I went campaigning.

Even though I escaped alive, tens of my supporters sustained gunshot and machete injuries while a large number died. Bullet reddened vehicles, burnt down houses and stores of my supporters, burnt down campaign office while I was in SDP, the physical attack on me during the Peace- Pact signing ceremony in Lokoja, Kogi state in 2019… and the two unexplainable motor accidents that left me with a leg fracture and stitched face.

Such evil in the name of politics.

Today, we celebrate our success by the special grace of God. Secondly, by the fairness of Mr. President and the First Lady who refused to interfere in the judicial processes, but rather preferred to allow the law to take its course.

I must also thank my beloved husband High Chief Emmanuel Orisejolomi Uduaghan, the Alema of Warri Kingdom for unwavering support and steadfastness throughout my campaign and election. You know, I was heavily pregnant during my primaries; my husband went on each and every ward tour with me. At night, he would spend hours massaging my very swollen feet and sore back. He would pray with me and readily avail his shoulders for me to cry my emotional turmoil on. My husband spared nothing at all to ensure my communities in Kogi Central didn’t suffer as much violence from the opposition as it did during the 2019 general elections. My God-sent husband reflects what every woman in politics needs as spousal support and by extension, family.

Given the demanding nature of your job, how do you maintain a work-life balance?

Balancing life as a senator, wife and mother is undoubtedly challenging, but it is a journey I approach with gratitude and purpose.

Each role I play–– either as a legislator or a homebuilder–– complements the other, and I draw strength from the love and support of my family.

Time management is key. I prioritise my responsibilities by setting clear boundaries and ensuring I dedicate quality time to both work and family. My husband, Alema’s unwavering support and understanding has been instrumental in helping me balance my domestic and professional roles. Similarly, I involve my children in understanding my work which helps them appreciate the importance of service to others. My 15-yearold daughter Nadia is greatly inspired by my activities, and she is shaping her career to become an international lawyer and an advocate for women’s political rights.

To revitalise mind and body, I meditate and practice yoga. Listening to contemporary instrumentals such as Yanni, Secret Garden and zen music soothe my tired mind.

Whenever I am chanced, I read biographies and watch documentaries of people and stories I admire. Finally, I love traveling to new places where I can explore culture and food. My best sceneries are of nature – mountains, lakes, gardens. My husband and I travel mostly together as it accords us opportunity to catch up and bond on lost times.

Being the first female Senator from Kogi State must make you very proud of yourself. What things do you plan on doing differently to bring significant change?

Being the first female senator from Kogi state is both an honour and a profound responsibility. It is a testament to the progress we are making as a society in embracing

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women in leadership.

This achievement is not just mine but a victory for every woman, every young girl and every dreamer who dares to challenge the status quo.

Oftentimes, I get joked along the lines of “Natasha, every time you speak, a request for Kogi central is made”. I respond by saying “My people risked everything by making me their senator, I owe my all in service to them”.

You see, because I was driven by the intense desire to make a difference and serve my people better through effective representation. I now see myself in the mirror of, “To whom much is given, much is expected.” The massive rollout of infrastructural development, provision of amenities, etc., just within one year in office, is unprecedented. I intend to keep the tempo.

As a first-time Senator and Female in the opposition party, you are the chairman of the Senate Committee on Local Content. What are the challenges you face and your vision for local content in Nigeria?

As a first-time senator, a female and a member of the opposition party, I would accredit my success in the chambers so far to the embrace of the entire leadership of the senate, especially the Senate President H.E. Godswill Akpabio, my openhearted colleagues and my beloved husband’s goodwill. Notwithstanding the generosity of the aforementioned fellows, I am very intentional in building relationships across party lines within the National Assembly and beyond. I also never seize to leverage my law background in work preparations and expertise.

Periodic town hall meetings with my constituents help guide my legislative activities and focus, and finally, my efficient team of advisers, researchers, and legislative aides make up my strong support system.

As Chairman Committee on Local Content, my vision is to join forces with the executive arm of government alongside industry players to pave a new frontier for the Nigerian content implementation.

While currently focusing on building in-country capacity in the Oil and Gas sector, the legislators are desirous of expanding the scope of content beyond oil and gas to incorporate other mature industries such as construction, ICT, Telecommunication, Agriculture, Mining, etc.

To achieve this, my committee shall systematically focus policy refinement and strategic enforcement, building competitive ecosystems, value chain optimisation and global market integration.

These steps, when properly implemented, will help reposition our local content beyond the

context of human capacity building but industry machines and tools manufacturing; thereby servicing not only domestic market but global demands by exports.

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DÉCOR

Best Tips For Discovering Your

INTERIOR DESIGN STYLE

BY DORCAS AKINTOYE

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t might be difficult to identify your interior design aesthetic, especially given the countless design options you see in magazines and online. However, it’s not as difficult as it might appear to find a style that captures your individuality and taste. It all comes down to knowing what makes you feel comfortable and knowing how to apply that to your surroundings. Whether you’re renovating your existing place or moving into a new house, these easy steps can help you identify your interior design aesthetic.

(3) MIX AND MATCH STYLES Never be scared to mix and match styles. It’s not necessary to limit yourself to a single design style. Many people discover they enjoy blending different styles, such as modern furniture with antique accents or industrial components with cosy, rustic details. Try combining various looks to create a look that is all your own. This adaptability lets you highlight various aspects of your individuality and design an environment that seems authentic.

(1) EXPLORE WHAT INSPIRES YOU Searching for inspiration is the first step in determining your interior design style. Look through periodicals, blogs about home décor, Pinterest, Instagram, and websites.

Even if you’re unsure why you appreciate a space, save images of it. You’ll begin to see trends over time; maybe you have a preference for bold hues, simple furnishings, or antique items. This process of discovery will help you identify your style and give you a sense of what speaks to you.

(4) FOCUS ON FUNCTIONALITY Functionality is essential, regardless of your preferred style.

In addition to being aesthetically pleasing, your house should fulfil your necessities. Consider the necessities you have for each space. If you enjoy reading, make a nice reading corner with soft cushions and adequate illumination. A large kitchen counter space and plenty of storage are necessary if you spend a lot of time in the kitchen. Design follows instinctively when you prioritize using your space to its full potential.

(2) CONSIDER YOUR LIFESTYLE Your lifestyle should be reflected in your house. Do you enjoy hosting guests, or would you rather unwind in a calm, comfortable setting? You should match your design style to your lifestyle. For instance, if you have children or dogs, you could prefer a modern farmhouse or contemporary design that is both fashionable and useful. If you work from home, a minimalist or Scandinavian design can align more with your goals of quiet and concentration. Always consider how you want to feel in your space and how you use it.

CONCLUSION These tips can help you find a natural and authentic interior design aesthetic. Designing a home that embodies your tastes, lifestyle, and personality is more important than creating the perfect showroom. Allow your creativity to flow through your space, take your time, and enjoy the process.

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BEAUTY

5 Benefits of

SNAIL MUCIN on the Skin

BY DORCAS AKINTOYE

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f you’ve been researching skincare trends, snail mucin is probably something you’ve heard about. This unique substance is a mainstay in many Korean skincare regimens because of its remarkable skin-benefitting properties. Snail mucin—also called snail slime—is a slimy secretion made by snails that contains potent chemicals that can change your skin. This article will explore the six incredible advantages of snail mucin, elucidating its mechanism of action and the reasons why it should be incorporated into your beauty regimen.

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. DEEP HYDRATION

Snail mucin is an excellent hydrator that can keep your skin hydrated for longer.

Rich in hyaluronic acid, it keeps the skin hydrated and plump by attracting water to it. Snail mucin can be a gamechanger for dry or lifeless skin, infusing it with much-needed hydration. Even if you have oily skin, it works well for all skin types because it doesn’t leave a greasy feeling like many other moisturising substances do.

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. ANTI-AGEING BENEFITS

Snail mucin can help maintain your skin’s youthful appearance. Its abundance of proteins, peptides, and antioxidants supports the creation of collagen, which is essential for preserving firmness and elasticity. Our skin naturally loses collagen as we age, which causes sagging and wrinkles. Snail mucin helps combat this by firming up the skin, minimising fine wrinkles, and maintaining its young plumpness. When used consistently, it can be a mild yet powerful complement to your anti-ageing regimen.

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. IMPROVES SKIN TEXTURE AND SMOOTHNESS

Enhancing skin texture is one of snail mucin’s most notable features. Since it includes natural exfoliants, it helps the skin shed dead cells to create space for new ones, a process known as cell turnover. This process reduces pores, smoothes out rough areas, and leaves your skin feeling silky. With continued use, your skin’s smoothness and evenness will visibly improve.

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. BRIGHTENS AND EVENS SKIN TONE

The natural ingredients in snail mucin help to illuminate and give your skin a radiant, healthy appearance. Glycolic acid and other nutrients it contains help to lessen the visibility of pigmentation and dark patches, making it a great choice if you have uneven skin tone. It can lighten black spots from past acne, sun exposure, or age spots if used consistently. Over time, this makes your complexion more even and naturally glowing.

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. PROMOTES HEALING AND REPAIRS SKIN DAMAGE

Allantoin, an ingredient found in snail mucin, aids in skin healing and relaxation. Because of this, it works well for repairing sunburns, acne scars, and other skin irritations. Snail mucin helps hasten healing if you’ve experienced skin inflammation or minor cuts by encouraging skin regeneration.

With time, it can even help lighten hyperpigmentation and acne scars, which makes it perfect for a clear, balanced complexion.

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CONCLUSION Even though it may sound unconventional, snail mucin has indisputable advantages for your skincare regimen. It is a single ingredient with anti-ageing, brightening, healing, smoothing, and hydrating properties. It’s a versatile complement to any skincare routine because it’s soothing and works for all skin types. Snail mucin is a skincare gem worth trying, regardless of whether you’re battling pigmentation, fine wrinkles, dryness, or dullness.

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Fitness Goals Exercises to Reduce Belly Fat

FITNESS

BY JOHNSON CHUKWUEKE

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eople have different visions of what they want their peak physical body to look like.

Several people are okay with a bit of belly fat, and some wish to get rid of it.

Reducing belly fat and love handles can be challenging, but with the right combination of targeted exercises, cardio, and a balanced diet, one can start to see results. While spot reduction isn’t possible, these workout routines will help you burn fat, tone your midsection, and improve overall fitness. Consistency is key, so try to incorporate these exercises into your weekly routine for the best results.

High-Intensity Interval Training (HIIT) HIIT is one of the most effective ways to burn fat, including belly fat and love handles. This type of workout alternates between short bursts of intense activity and brief recovery periods. HIIT can be performed using various exercises, such as sprinting, cycling, or jumping jacks. A 20 to 30-minute session, 3 to 4 times a week, can help you shed fat quickly.

Begin with 30 seconds of burpees, then rest for 30 seconds. Then, proceed with 30 seconds of jumping squats, another 30 seconds of rest, 30 seconds of mountain climbers, and 30 seconds of rest. Repeat for four rounds.

Bicycle Crunches Bicycle crunches are a dynamic ab exercise that works the upper and lower abs as well as the obliques. This makes it highly effective for reducing belly fat and love handles.

Begin by lying on your back with your hands behind your head. Bring your knees to a 90-degree angle and rotate your torso, bringing your right elbow towards your left knee while extending your right leg. Switch sides and repeat the motion of pedalling, like riding a bicycle.

Planks Planks are great for strengthening the core and toning the abdominal muscles, which can reduce the appearance of belly fat and love handles. It engages multiple muscle groups and can be modified to target different areas of the core.

Get into a forearm plank position, keeping your body in a straight line from head to toe. Hold the position for 30-60 seconds, gradually increasing the time as you get stronger.

Mountain Climbers Russian Twists Russian twists are excellent for targeting the obliques and reducing love handles. They also engage the upper and lower abs, making them an effective all-around core exercise.

Sit on the floor with your knees bent and feet flat. Lean back slightly and lift your feet off the ground. Hold a weight or medicine ball. Twist your torso to the right, then to the left. Repeat for 30 to 40 twists (15 to 20 per side).

Mountain climbers are great cardio moves that also target the core, making them ideal for burning fat and strengthening the abdominal area.

Start in a high plank position with your arms straight, quickly drive your knees towards your chest, alternating legs, and perform this exercise for 30 to 60 seconds in 3 sets.

Remember, motivation makes you begin, but consistency keeps you going and leads to success, so stay consistent.

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BON APPÉTIT

A Taste of France

Ratatouille

BY JOHNSON CHUKWUEKE

W

elcome to this week’s culinary spotlight, where we explore the flavours and stories behind various dishes from different cultures and countries worldwide. This week, we’re savouring a classic French favourite, Ratatouille.

A beloved French dish celebrated for its simple but tasty blend of flavours and colourful presentation.

It’s traditionally made with vegetables like tomatoes, zucchini, eggplant, and bell peppers, which are layered or, like the French say, “sautéed” together in a rich tomato-based sauce. For this week’s culinary delight, we will be giving out a full recipe on Ratatouille, so let’s get into it.

Ingredients • • • • • • • • • • • • •

2 medium zucchinis, sliced thin 1 medium eggplant, thinly sliced 1 red bell pepper, thinly sliced 1 yellow bell pepper, thinly sliced 2 medium tomatoes, thinly sliced 1 onion, chopped 3 cloves of garlic, minced 1 can (15 oz) crushed tomatoes 1 tsp dried thyme 1 tsp dried basil Fresh rosemary and basil leaves for garnish Salt and pepper, to taste 2 tablespoons olive oil

Instructions Prepare the Sauce In a large skillet, heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil over medium heat.

Sauté the chopped onion until translucent, then add minced garlic and cook until fragrant.

Pour in the crushed tomatoes, add salt, pepper, thyme, and basil, and let it simmer for about 10 minutes until the flavours meld. Set aside.

Arrange the Vegetables Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C).

In a round baking dish, pour a layer of tomato sauce as the base.

Arrange slices of zucchini, eggplant, bell peppers, and tomatoes alternately around the dish, overlapping slightly to create a visually appealing pattern.

Season and Bake Drizzle the arranged vegetables with olive oil and season with extra salt and pepper.

Cover the dish with foil and bake for 40 minutes. Uncover and bake an additional 20 minutes, allowing the vegetables to caramelize slightly.

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Garnish and Serve Garnish with fresh rosemary and basil before serving for an added burst of flavour.

Serve Ratatouille as a main course with crusty bread or as a side with meat or fish.

Extra Tips for the Perfect Ratatouille Use fresh, seasonal vegetables. The fresher the vegetables, the better the flavour.

Layer the vegetables neatly, or you could toss them together for a more homely look.

Add a balsamic vinegar or lemon zest splash for a tangy twist before baking.

Ratatouille is a fantastic way to enjoy the natural flavours of vegetables while enjoying traditional French cuisine.

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DOWNTOWN CONFIDENTIAL

THE WAIT THAT NEVER CAME

BY DORCAS AKINTOYE

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don’t remember how it started, but we were in his bed, and things were moving fast. He removed some of my clothes, and I helped him remove his.

The sexual tension between us made it more exciting. When I saw him straining against his boxers, I realised he was exactly how I had imagined him to be. I couldn’t believe how gorgeous his body was. All I wanted to do at that point was to rip away the fabric and release his aroused cock. So I slowly moved towards him and removed his boxers without breaking eye contact. He stood in all his glory, and I was aroused and ready.

Noticing that, he brought his mouth upon mine, his kiss demanding. I kissed him back with the same energy. Then he bent his head towards my breast and grasped my nipple in his mouth. I couldn’t help but moan in painful pleasure. He roughly sucked on them, nipping and sucking. I was still trying to get over that sensation when I felt his hand on my legs; he slowly spread my legs wide, kissing me as he did so, making me moan in the process.

Then I felt him entering inside me, and I let out a gasp at first, then it got more comfortable, and the gasps turned into moans.

He shagged me so hard and didn’t hold back until he exploded with a loud sigh of contentment and then laid on me.

I felt this amazing sensation through my

entire body and pinnacled as I lay there in this whole-body experience.

We held each other’s hand as we looked up to the ceiling, each of us with our thoughts.

The silence between us continued for some minutes and I couldn’t hold it in any longer.

“So what are we now?” I asked, breaking the silence.

“What do you mean what are we, Ajoke?” he said, turning his face to me.

I have told you I am not in the headspace for a relationship right now. I am not ready yet. You need to understand that, and I don’t like that you are bringing it up now, in this position,” he continued, standing up from the bed while he put on his boxers.

“I’m sorry. I just wanted to be sure if...” I stopped as he walked out of the room, banging the door.

At that point, I knew I had missed it. I had always doubted the possibility of Tunde and me getting together. My mom would say that life doesn’t always give us what we want, and I guess Tunde was one of those things.

As a colleague at work, I tried to respect boundaries and resist my feelings, but I couldn’t help getting attached. I was confused and didn’t want to disrespect myself or give Tunde a negative impression, so I kept my distance.

Giving love another chance was the last thing I thought I would do this year until I met Tunde. He came into my life, and he changed everything. He joined the company

I was working with a few days after I was employed. I got into the company with the mindset of focusing on myself, not mingling with anybody, and getting better at my job, and everything was going as planned until Tunde came into the picture. We started talking, and he became my favourite person. I got obsessed, and he found out I liked him before I knew it. Although he liked me too, he said he wasn’t ready for a relationship. I hoped we’d re-discuss it in a few months, but months went by, and he avoided conversations about us. I was confused and didn’t want to bug him, but it was killing me inside. I didn’t know if I should wait or move on.

Waiting for him wouldn’t be a burden if he was giving me the attention I needed or reassuring me about us, but he wouldn’t say anything and totally cut off any form of communication with me after work. We would only talk and flirt with each other at work, and that was it. It was so draining for me, and I couldn’t complain.

He finally invited me to his house, and I went with hope that he was finally ready for us. But there we were, after having had mind-blowing sex, he didn’t want to talk about us. As he put it, he is not ready for a relationship. I left feeling worse than I had felt going there, realising I had allowed my fantasies to cloud my judgment.

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MOVIE REVIEW:

Moana 2 That’s a much less personal (and far less engaging) set of stakes than the original Moana, where the title character fought to save her home from famine and possible extinction. Maui’s role in Moana 2 is even more vague; why he cares about this missing island and its angry god, or why he’s in conflict with Matangi were never clear throughout the film, at least to me.

As Maui’s feelings about Moana also fluctuate constantly throughout the sequel, so does the quality of Moana 2’s songs. Moana’s musical numbers were its greatest strength; Moana 2’s musical numbers are its biggest weakness. The first film had the groovy “Shiny,” the toe-tapping “Where You Are,” and the soaring anthem “How Far I’ll Go.” Moana 2 includes tracks meant to fit into each of those categories, but none are catchy or memorable.

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t’s tough to take a movie seriously when it doesn’t follow its own advice. In Moana 2, the title character gets an important assist from a mysterious sea witch named Matangi. The witch — Witch? Sorceress? Mutant bat lady? The film leaves this unclear — tells Moana that if she wants to truly earn the title of wayfinder, she will need to “stop playing it safe.” After all, she reasons, how can you get somewhere that’s not on any map if you don’t get a little lost?

Sound guidance — that Moana 2 absolutely ignores. This is a playing-it-safe sequel through and through, one that follows the path charted by its popular predecessor every step of the way. Brave island voyager Moana (voiced again

by Auliʻi Cravalho) sets off on a journey far across the ocean in order to confront a mystical adversary and break a magic curse, with an assist from a shape-changing demigod named Maui (Dwayne Johnson) and occasional breaks for songs that could be described as “South Pacific meets the actual South Pacific.” Technically, the songs are different this time — and, somewhat fatally, they are nowhere near as good as the ones in the first Moana — but otherwise, the song remains the same.

The variations between the two movies are almost entirely cosmetic, although instead of a two-hander between Moana and Maui on the open sea, the two leads spend the first half of Moana 2 on separate quests. While Maui mixes it up with Matangi (Awhimai Fraser), Moana and a whole crew of new sidekicks (including a quirky engineer voiced by Rose Matafeo and a grouchy farmer played by David Fane) sail for a lost island sunk to the bottom of the ocean by an angry god named Nalo.

This island used to serve the central hub of a whole civilization of sailors from across the globe. Without it, these various tribes were scattered across the ocean. After a prophetic vision from one of her ancestors, Moana seeks to restore the island and reconnect these disparate people once more.

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Maui fares the worst in this regard. His” You’re Welcome” from Moana was a show-stopping delight. His new tune, “Can I Get a Chee Hoo?” is an inspirational ditty with raps and chants and eye-rolling lyrics like “Come on-a Moana / Come get your destiny.” Few sequels have ever missed an absent creator as much as this movie misses Lin-Manuel Miranda, who contributed to Moana 1’s soundtrack but did not return for the sequel.

Without the musical heart or stirring adventure of the first movie, Moana 2 relies on a surprising amount of slapstick humour and meta jokes to keep audiences engaged. There are armpit fart gags, and regular showers of assorted purple goos and green slimes, plus pop culture references so out of place in the context of an ancient water-bound civilization that the screenplay actually makes secondary jokes about their incongruity. (After one character, quips about making a “butt dial,” they quickly add “That will make sense in 2,000 years!” This character not only doesn’t have a phone — they don’t have pockets.) Some of the banter lands — once Moana and Maui finally reunite they reestablish some of their buddy comedy chemistry from the first movie — but a lot of the wisecracks reek of desperation.

The true test of a kids movie comes not on the first viewing but on the tenth. Kids love to watch films endlessly; they find comfort in their familiar patterns and characters. By that measure, Moana is one of Disney’s best 21st century films; it holds up very well to repeat viewings thanks to its amazing soundtrack, colourful adventures, and a heartwarming message about persistence, bravery, and exploration. It’s one of the few films I never got tired of rewatching (or without!) with my baby cousins. Moana 2, on the other hand, played it so safe it lost me after a single screening.

WATCH OF THE WEEK

GUILLERMO DEL TORO’S CABINET OF CURIOSITIES Acting as producer and presenter, Guillermo del Toro gathers a consortium of horror directors – some wellknown (Twilight’s Catherine Hardwicke, The Babadook’s Jennifer Kent), some less so – for this spooky anthology series. Like Alfred Hitchcock Presents or The Twilight Zone with more impish menace, each of the eight episodes begins with a brief del Toro monologue to camera as he fiddles with a literal cabinet of curiosities, providing a shivery amuse-bouche before the full stomachturning meal. Then we’re off into stories that take in everything from aliens to haunted paintings to giant carnivorous rats.

fans who like it’s slow, talky take on horror, but it feels out of step with the somber, dreadful tone of the others.

Pickman’s Model, with Ben Barnes haunted by Crispin Glover’s monstrous art stretches a thin conceit. The Viewing, a stylish 70s period piece about a mysterious billionaire, will no doubt have

While he doesn’t direct any of the episodes (he has writing/ story credits on two), del Toro’s fingerprints are all over the series. Despite their very different tones and aesthetics, each draws something from del Toro’s love of gothic opulence, very black humour, Kenny Beats - Rotten and monsters with an oddly beautiful sculptural quality. There’s a real sense of playfulness to it all, each director confidently taking on the challenge of River Tiber - Acid Test telling a scary story in less than 60 minutes, and working hard to establish their own world in limited time.

As with any anthology series, some episodes are better than others.

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Freddie Gibbs) [Remix]

The stand-outs are opening episode Lot 36, in which Tim Blake Nelson’s racist curmudgeon gets his comeuppance via an immigrant from another realm; The Murmuring, a sad and eerie tale of an ornithologist haunted by loss; The Autopsy, powered by F. Murray Abraham’s performance as a pathologist dealing with some very strange deaths; and Ana Lily Amirpour’s The Outside, an 80s-set body-horror/comedy about a meek woman who wants to be beautiful.

The horror is of the campfire story kind, scary enough to make you put an extra light on but not aiming to ruin your sleep for the foreseeable. It’s tremendously fun and a great showcase for some emerging horror directors. Hopefully this cabinet has many doors left to open.

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