Deep dive into what the stars have in store for all our Earth, Air, Fire, and Water signs this month. Check out your sign of the times with our resident Good Witch, Lori Bell.
ARIES | March 21 - April 19
Pluto's retreat into Capricorn wraps up its career-boosting journey since 2008. Use these ten weeks to empower yourself and tie up loose ends. On the 4th, Mars enters Cancer, stirring up your home life for six weeks. Expect emotional challenges that will require mindful handling of your reactions. You might feel unusually sensitive and protective—try to balance career ambitions with domestic needs. An emotional, dreamy full moon lunar eclipse in Pisces on September 18 invites introspection. Embrace this chance to rest, reflect, and recharge. As these cosmic shifts unfold, navigate the changes with confidence and adaptability.
TAURUS | April 20 - May 20
Uranus, the planet of change and innovation in your sign since 2018, turns retrograde on September 1. Pause to honor the risks you've taken; more transformation awaits in January. Mars enters Cancer on September 4 for six weeks, becoming reactive, protective, and sensitive - he struggles here. This challenging transit demands mindful communication to avoid emotional reactions. The September 17 Pisces lunar eclipse impacts your social circle, revealing true loyalties. It may bring unexpected soul connections, so stay open to new friendships. This period calls for introspection and careful relationship navigation. Be prepared for significant social shifts and serendipitous encounters as you navigate these celestial influences.
GEMINI | May 21 - June 21
Your ruler, Mercury, is direct and heads back to VirgoonSeptember9.Expectsomeorderinyour home life, with sharper problem-solving skills and clearer communication. Mars moves into Cancer for six weeks, shaking up your money house. But watch out – Mars gets a bit touchy in Cancer, mixing entrepreneurial vibes with moodiness. When your cash flow wobbles, take a deep breath and don't overreact. Your wallet and your feelings might get tangled up here. The Pisces lunar eclipse on September 18 kicks o a two-year stretch that could bring unexpected career opportunities. Stay open to new possibilities.
CANCER | June 22 - July 22
Pluto returns to Capricorn, wrapping up its 2008-2024 tour in your relationship house. Tie up loose ends and celebrate your hard-earned empowerment. On September 4, Mars enters Cancer for an extended stay, with a brief interruption from November to January. This significant transit activates your vitality house, but Mars struggles here. Expect energy swings between intensity and needed rest, and watch for emotional reactivity or defensiveness. Stay mindful of your responses. The Pisces lunar eclipse on September 18 kicks o a two-year cycle, expanding your worldview, spirituality, travel, and learning. Navigate these cosmic shifts with curiosity and an open mind.
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LEO | July 23 - Aug. 22
On September 1, Pluto goes retrograde in Capricorn, concluding its 15-year stay, empowering your health, habits, and daily grid. Mars enters Cancer on September 4 for six weeks, activating your hidden 12th house. Working solo or in the scenes is ideal during this time. September 18: The first lunar eclipse in Pisces arrives, initiating an 18-month cycle. Lunar eclipses signify letting go to make room for new beginnings. This emotional, dreamy full moon in Pisces illuminates the house of finances and shared resources, opening up possibilities for financial growth.
VIRGO | Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Happy Birthday! The cosmos favors you this month. With Mercury direct, your analytical skills are sharp. On September 9, Mercury enters Virgo, further enhancing your problem-solving abilities. Mars enters Cancer on September 4, activating your friendship zone for six weeks. Be mindful of emotional reactions during this time. A full moon lunar eclipse in Pisces arrives on September 18, initiating an 18-month cycle in your relationships. This dreamy, sensitive eclipse marks a time for culmination and release. Let go of burdensome connections and outdated behaviors. As you shed old skins, watch your world transform—new doors will open, inviting exciting possibilities and deeper, more fulfilling connections.
LIBRA | Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
Pluto bids farewell to Capricorn after 16 years, marking your metamorphosis in home and family. This period o ers reassurance and empowerment as you reflect on your journey of rebirth. Mars enters Cancer on September 4, activating your career for six weeks. Libra, your even temperament will be tested; Mars in Cancer brings protective yet reactive energy. Stay present and take it one day at a time. The Pisces full moon lunar eclipse on September 18 initiates an 18-month cycle, spotlighting health and daily routines. This dreamy eclipse calls for releasing the old to welcome new possibilities. Embrace the transformative energy and prepare for positive changes ahead!
SCORPIO | Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
Pluto returns to Capricorn for its final farewell since 2008, marking your communication and mental resilience transformation. This last go-around reinforces the empowerment you've worked hard to achieve. Your ruler, Mars, enters Cancer on September 4, activating spirituality, travel, and personal expansion. Explore new horizons, but be mindful of reactivity. The Pisces full moon lunar eclipse on September 18 illuminates your creativity and romance sector, initiating an 18-month cycle. Release the old to welcome new . This sensitive, dreamy moon calls for introspection. Lie low, envision desires, and prepare for exciting times ahead. Your imagination holds the key to upcoming adventures.
Learn a little more about your September horoscope.
SAGITTARIUS
| Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Pluto returns to Capricorn for a final farewell, concluding a 16-year transit through your money house. Pluto empowers you for the next ten weeks, wrapping up this transformative cycle. Mars enters Cancer on September 4, activating your shared resources sector for six weeks. Exercise caution and resist impulses, as Mars in Cancer can be protective yet challenging. A Pisces full moon lunar eclipse on September 18 brings significant changes, initiating an 18-month cycle a ecting your home and family sector. This full moon is highly emotional and dreamy. Prepare for releases and new beginnings as you let go of what no longer serves you, making space for fresh possibilities.
CAPRICORN | Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
As Pluto returns on September 1, your 16-year transformative journey concludes. Celebrate your hard-won resilience and newfound strength. Mars enters Cancer on September 4, intensifying relationships and potentially stirring emotional sensitivities. You can draw on your wisdom to navigate these waters, turning challenges into opportunities for deeper connections. Patience with yourself and others will be essential during this transit. The Pisces full moon lunar eclipse on September 17 heralds an 18-month cycle of possibility. Embrace this chance to reimagine your future, gently shedding what no longer serves you. Your resilience has prepared you well for this exciting chapter ahead. Trust your ability to thrive amidst change and remain open to unfolding positive transformations.
AQUARIUS
| Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Pluto's final retrograde in Capricorn (Sept 1Nov 19) concludes a profound 16-year journey of growth. You've overcome challenges, shedding outdated patterns and structures to emerge stronger and lighter. This last phase brings well-deserved reassurance and empowerment. The Pisces lunar eclipse on Sept 18 illuminates your financial sector, heralding an exciting 18-month cycle of opportunity. It's time to release what no longer serves you, welcome positive changes, and expand your financial horizons. This celestial event opens doors to new possibilities, inviting you to reimagine and reshape your prosperity. Embrace this transformative period and its potential!
PISCES | Feb. 19 - March 20
Virgo season radiantly spotlights partnerships until September 22. Mars enters Cancer on the 4th, igniting romance and creativity for six weeks. Expect mood swings; channel energy into intuition and love rather than reactivity. A significant 18-month cycle begins as the nodal axis shifts into your sign. The Pisces full moon lunar eclipse on September 17 - your first since 2017 - puts you in the spotlight, ready to reveal a new facet of yourself. This month celebrates love and self-expression, encouraging you to embrace your authentic self.
SEPTEMBER
Happenings
Celebrating Se(x)tember:
Sexual Health Awareness Month
Sextology Astrology Readings
Labor Day Poolside BBQ
Miami Spice Lunch Specials
Omakase Experience with Kuu Wellness Workshops
Spa Weekday Specials Not Your Standard Bingo
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Explore your personal wellbeing with classes led by our expert teachers. Visit the Spa Desk on the 3rd floor to sign up.
Yoga is on our Bayside Dock; all other classes are held in the Yoga Studio on the 3rd floor.
THIS MONTH’S SPA WORKSHOPS
Sculpt & Sound
Friday, September 6, 7 – 8:30PM
An immersive blend of fitness and relaxation, elevating your overall well-being. Experience rejuvenation and tranquility, and spend the evening unwinding.
Sweat(y) Social
Saturday, September 14, 10:30PM – 1:00AM
After-hours our hamam comes alive with a unique energy. Soft lighting and ambient music set the stage for a relaxing yet social evening.
Somatic Healing & Chakra Reading
Sunday, September 15, 6:30PM – 8:30PM
Join the journey to first access and release the energies that no longer serve you and find your state of peace, flow and joy.
KAP Activation
Saturday, September 21, 7 – 8:30PM
KAP is a direct energy transmission that activates the Kundalini awakening process. Some consider it a cathartic experience or something that gives them deep insights or realizations. A profound rewiring of the brain structure and central nervous system happens with continued exposure.
FEATURED SERVICES & TREATMENTS
Special pricing available Monday - Thursday.
Acupuncture Seasonal Boost
As summer winds down and we move toward fall a seasonal boost is in order. For this, we combine two powerful tools from Traditional Chinese Medicine. Cupping + Acupuncture together create a powerful combination for promoting healthy vitality and balance in the mind, body and spirit.
90 min. $250, regularly $275
Biomechanical Evaluation
Experience a comprehensive pain evaluation and injury prevention session with a Doctor of Physical Therapy. This targeted analysis focuses on one specific area of your body, assessing range of motion, muscle integrity/strength/flexibility, joint mobility, myofascial adhesions, and overall movement.
$350
Detox 75
We all know the signs – extreme fatigue, dehydration and indigestion – now we know the cure. This dynamic therapeutic massage will increase circulation, expel toxins, restore balance and reduce muscle aches and pains. Complete with custom aromatherapy oils, body brushing and belly massage.
75 min. $250, regularly $277
Detoxifying Tea Infusion Facial
This luxurious treatment harnesses the detoxifying and antioxidant properties of premium teas, combined with vegan upcycled ingredients, to rejuvenate your skin.
60 min. $200, regularly $250
Fundamentals of the Psychedelic Renaisssance
Sunday, September 22, 7 – 8:30PM
Join us as we explore the latest clinical research findings and unravel the healing mechanisms and applications of psychedelic medicine.
Seasonal Tune-up for the Fall Equinox:
Group Acupuncture Session with Lori Bell
Sunday, September 22, 7 – 8PM Fall in Chinese Medicine heralds a time of transformation. This season, linked to the metal element, lungs, and large intestine, invites us to release what no longer serves us.
Conscious Fitness
Sunday, September 29, 7 – 8:30PM
Embark on a fitness journey where we redefine exercise as a celebration of well-being rather than a mundane task. This class goes beyond physical movement, incorporating mindfulness elements to foster a positive mindset and a deeper connection to your body.
Silent Night
September 29, 10:30PM – 1AM
In this after-hours silent bathing experience our hamam becomes a sanctuary of
Just Chill Manicure + Pedicure
First we pair a nourishing cleanser with a detoxifying scrub to revitalize and prepare your skin. After shaping your nails comes a luxurious honey mask infused with tremella mushrooms to nourish and protect. For the hand and foot massage, we chose an oil loaded with antioxidants, vitamins and minerals to leave you with that summer glow. While enjoying your treatment, sip water or tea infused with a splash of CBD superfood oil to ease stress, diminish anxiety, and sharpen your focus.
105 min. $125, regularly $150
Nourishing Body Treatment
We prepare the skin with a renewing CBD-boosted cleanser. Then we apply a rejuvenating body mask. The mask combines a mineral-rich kaolin mask to purify, hydrate and firm with a honey mask infused with tremella mushrooms to nourish and protect. Your skin will thank you.
45 min. $150, regularly $208
Radiant Detox Scrub
Fine pumice walnut shells create a scrub gentle enough for your face yet exfoliating enough for your body. The scrub is suspended in macadamia oil and infused with hemp cannabinoids to improve skin texture and leave you silky smooth.
30 min. $125, regularly $158
Urban Warrior Ritual
Whether you are training for a marathon or sitting in local tra c, chances are your body could use a good anti-inflammatory makeover. Leave this ritual ready to tackle your next urban adventure. 90 min. $325, regularly $378
Sextology: Couple’s Compatibility
Astrology Readings with Lori Bell
Cosmic love, discover the energetic signature between you and your partner. Learn to better understand each other by seeing the cosmic blueprint of you and your loved one. We can see how your charts a ect each other, where you blend easily, and what the challenges might be. 120 min. $385
At least 24 hours in advance of your session, we need the time, date and city of birth of each member of the couple to prepare the charts.
Book online or at the Spa Desk. Email your chart details to thespa@standardmiami.com.
THE SHOP
Daily, 10AM – 7PM
Shop all things surf and sun, from bikinis to bronzer to board shorts. You can also find drugstore basics alongside art shop curiosities. We carry designers like Persol, Oliver Peoples, Vacation, Devon Windsor, OAS, and local Miami brands in addition to limited-edition Standard collaborations.
BASQUET SUMMER HOUSE
Now Through September 15, 10AM – 7PM
Meet Basquet, a retail collective of premium groceries curated with a commitment to clean ingredients, ethical production methods, and culinary diversity.
THE HAPPIEST OF THE HOURS
High Tides
Mon-Thurs, 4 – 6PM & 10 – 11PM Lido Bayside
HAPPENINGS
The Standards with Kimona Mondays, 6PM – 12AM Monterrey Bar
Let’s Wine About It
Tarot Readings with Reno Fridays, 6 – 9PM Monterrey Bar
Experience an enrichment of perspectives paired with expertly curated cocktails.
Shop an assortment of pleasure products from Libido Gummies, Shine Lube Burm: Massage Oil Candle Sex Toys, Condoms + more!
Join the journey with Basquet and immerse yourself in a curated experience. Discover a world of clean beverages, wholesome snacks, pantry essentials, and wellness products, all crafted to inspire a healthier, happier lifestyle.
We collaborated with Basquet and their Hot Spicy Pickles for a Spicy Pickle Margarita, exclusively available at Lido Bayside.
CAFÉ STANDARD NOW TO YOUR DOOR
WHO’S WHO: ERNIE BREIJO
Born and raised in Little Havana to Cuban parents, Ernie has been immersed in the hospitality industry since 2006. His career began working Front of House before discovering his passion for food and beverage. From working as a bartender in Pittsburgh, PA, and Front O ce Manager and Food & Beverage Manager in Boston, MA he returned back to his original stomping grounds as a Recreation Manager, at Loews, Miami Beach. Now, as the Restaurant General Manager, he oversees Lido Bayside and Monterrey Bar. He is always staying ahead of beverage trends with new spirits, cocktails, and mocktails. In 2024, his goal is to enhance programming for members and hotel guests and focusing on healthier beverage options. As a true foodie, Ernie believes in the importance of breaking bread, and you'll likely catch him enjoying a Poke Bowl from Belle or savoring a Negroni nightcap.
Mini Martini Hour
Mon-Fri, 6 – 8PM Monterrey Bar
Magic Hour
Mon-Thurs, 4 – 6PM Belle
Wednesdays, All Day Lido Bayside
Enjoy 25% o bottles of wine and champagne.
Wine & Dine
Wednesdays, 8:30 – 10PM Monterrey Bar
An evening with sounds by our own in-house violinist.
LAZY LABOR
SUNDAY BBQ
Sunday, Sept. 1, 1PM – Sunset, Bayside Dock
Jazz Night with The Lady Sings Sundays, 8 – 11PM Monterrey Bar
Enjoy the smooth sounds of Leesa Richards.
September 20 - 22
Friday - Sunday, 6PM & 9PM Monterrey Bar
Welcome to Omakase by Kuu Tulum. Join us for a unique dining experience where Kuu Tulum's talented Chef Enrique will surprise you with a delicious and artistic selection of sushi. $249pp
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MIAMI SPICE
Through September 30
Monday - Friday, 12PM – 4PM Lido Bayside
We're serving up something extra special for Miami Spice. Enjoy a three-course meal, with a $35pp lunch.
NEGRONI WEEK
September 16 - 22
Monday - Sunday Lido Bayside & Monterrey Bar
Enjoy Negroni featured cocktails all week long!
Sunday, September 29, 7PM Bayside Docks
Join us, our friends from Palace Bar and special guest Queen hosts, Ailayah Crawford and MQ Glitzer. Prizes include a one-night stay, spa services, restaurant perks, and more.
