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As Bend grows, so too must its infrastructure. But while this expansion typically brings to mind elements such as roads, sidewalks, and traffic lights, there's an equally-if not more--important improvement to be made beneath the surface. In NEWS, we explore how the City is making major investments into ensuring the long-neglected sewer system is ready to handle future Bendites and their, well, crap.

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> WATTS FOR WEED All agriculture requires resources, and cannabis cultivation is no exception. In fact, despite being a "weed," growing marijuana--particularly indoors--takes more electricity than many other crops. In FEATURE, we consider the impacts of the growing pot industry on public utilities and the potential for innovation.

> THESE SONGS WERE MADE FOR SINGIN' And that's just what the throngs of stir-crazy locals will do when they either want to spend some quality singing time with visiting relatives, or they need to get away from said family members. In SOUND, we talk to local KJs about Bend's bustling karaoke scene.

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> IN A GALAXY NOT SO FAR AWAY Going to the movies sure ain't what it used to be. In SCREEN, our film reviewer ventures out for the midnight screening of the new Star Wars movie, only to find the experience isn't what he was expecting. In an age of streaming video and random public shootings, will a night at the local cinema ever be the same again?

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Um, Climate Change is a global event, not limited to the U.S.A. While it’s true that limiting population (globally) would be good for the climate, it’s practically irrelevant where refugees settle.

Not totally irrelevant, since we in the U.S.A. have the highest per capita carbon output. But I can’t see your proposal to close our borders helping to a) limit global population or b) limit global climate change.

—Carol Elwood

FUTURE OF AFFORDABLE HOUSING IN BEND Enterprising developers in the Portland metro area might be one step ahead of their counterparts in Bend. They are turning old houses into modern rental units with miniscule apartments that rent for as low as $800 per month in NW Portland! The kicker is for 800 bones a month you get a whopping 150 square feet, yes that is ONE HUNDRED FIFTY SQUARE FEET of living space, enough for a bed, toilet and kitchenette. People are happy to be able to get these units for such a low price in such a great location.

Could this be where affordable housing in Bend is headed?

—Marco Munez

IN REPLY TO LETTERS OPPOSING A GAS TAX We all seem to be in agreement that Bend streets need major repair work, and that putting off repairs would cause costs to skyrocket. We agree new funds are needed, and that we don’t want to raise property taxes or cut essential services.

Most of us even agree that a gas tax would be the fairest way to fund repairs, since costs would be borne by road users, including Bend visitors. Also, if we want to get serious about keeping our planet habitable, we need to get serious about cutting carbon emissions, and taxing carbon sources is one of the most efficient ways to do so. With gas prices at historic lows, the timing could not be better.

Still, we have people who oppose the tax because they don’t trust City government, and believe that either the City will spend too much, or is incapable of solving any problem at any cost. Well, the sad fact is, there is nobody else who is going to fix the roads. Even if they spend twice what it should cost to get the job done, that’s still fives times less than it could cost if we keep putting off repairs as our roads continue to deteriorate.

This is a no brainier. Making local government accountable is a vitally important, but separate issue. In the meantime, let’s pass this tax and get to work fixing our roads.

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IN RESPONSE TO “LONG ROAD TO RELIEF” (12/16) “Bend is desirable because it’s expensive!” That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Crime is lower here because Bend is still somewhat small, has minimal urban sprawl, and a population made mostly of white, affluent people. Bend is desirable because of the proximity to a multitude of outdoor activities, small town feel, great beer, food and of course those views. The reason affordable housing isn’t build on the west side is because it’s not affordable, it’s no secret la nd is more expensive on the west side. Low income families may not contribute as much as homeowners, but they still pay state tax and contribute their share.... sorry they aren’t wealthy but they still smile at you while serving you your next trendy drink.

Affordable housing is a really big deal here right now, houses with multiple roommates, low paying jobs, and growth need to be addressed. My family and I moved here in 1978, I have seen the many changes Bend has gone through, from logging town to now a destination. In my opinion, Bend was greatest around 2000-04, Bend had almost all of the same amenities it has now but a population around 50k.

The supply of all housing needs to increase, this will bring housing costs down and the quality of life will go up and not just for those of you that have deep pockets.

Though it feels this way even to me, Bend is not all about you people that sold a house somewhere more expensive and then moved here and quit working. Bend is full of people in the service industry that love it here, but scrape by—even rooms for rent can cost 750 per month. If you look at the median hourly wage in Bend, it has barely risen since the ’70s, yet housing has skyrocketed.

It’s time that the UGB is expanded for real growth, open up land for development and bring prices down. People are going to keep moving here, let’s have some places for them to go instead of stacking them into overpriced and over crowded homes.

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PLEASE BE RESPONSIBLE: RUN SNOW TIRES IN THE WINTER! Having attended Bend Senior High in the mid90s and lived in Central Oregon much of my life, I was astounded at the recent chaos caused by a fairly typical winter snowstorm. What once would have been a winter event that simply focused drivers to slow down to 35 mph and take care when driving ended up in massive mess. Cars stuck in the ditch; abandoned cars, closed roads, and traffic moving 15 mph on the highway for days.

Unlike what other posters are likely to do, I am not laying the blame on ODOT for this one.

The roads were not especially slick: temperatures were fairly low for this storm, and the snow was relatively dry. The culprit instead was the many drivers out in the storm, dangerous driving, and

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the lack of snow tires on most vehicles.

This was not previously the case. In the 80s and 90s, most cars were not [all-wheel drive], and the only way to get around in the winter was to install good winter tires. Today, as most cars seem to be equipped with AWD, it seems many drivers forego the need for good tires and assume that AWD on a car will be fine in the snow. It is if you only have to accelerate. A set of all-season tires simply can’t get the job done controlling a car when stopping or turning in slick conditions. Driving in winter conditions simply requires winter-specific tires. Anything less is dangerous, both for the driver of the vehicle, and anyone else on the road that may be hit by that vehicle.

Having owned high-powered [rear-wheel drive] cars over the years, I can testify that they are far superior in snow as well with the right tires, compared to an AWD car with all-season tires.

LETTER OF THE WEEK Scott—While we feel compelled to point out that not everyone can afford multiple sets of tires, we gather your lecture isn’t directed at the single mom praying she can get her kids to school safely in their second-hand sedan. And so, we commend you for your refreshing display of reason.

Staying safe on winter roads has far more to do with size of one’s brain than the size of one’s vehicle—and a good set of snow tires certainly never hurts.

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o say that water is the lifeblood of Central Oregon is an understatement. So it’s understandable that any threat—real or perceived—to people’s ability to use water in the ways they are accustomed to meets with resistance. But water is not an unlimited resource and, as demands on that resource increase it’s imperative that water management be continually revisited.

That’s why the Center for Biological Diversity’s lawsuit against the Bureau of Reclamation (BOR) is necessary. The suit, argues that the Bureau’s mismanagement of the Crane Prairie and Wickiup dams on the Deschutes River pose a serious threat to the Oregon spotted frog—a federally protected endangered species. The Center for Biological Diversity says that the common practice of releasing large amounts of water in the summer for irrigators, and dramatically reducing flows in the winter to refill reservoirs, is killing the frogs and thereby violating the Endangered Species Act. “The changes to the normal river flows caused by these dams and reservoirs create fluctuations in water levels that adversely impact spotted frogs and their habitat.

These unnatural water flows reduce spotted frog habitat around the reservoirs and downstream along the Deschutes River, and often leave egg masses and tadpoles stranded and desiccated,” the suit alleges.

The Endangered Species Act prohibits the destruction of endangered species habitat as well as the “taking” of those vulnerable critters. It also requires that agencies whose actions are likely to have a negative impact consult with the relevant federal service, in this case, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.

According to the suit, the BOR has initiated consultation with USFWS, but does not expect that to be complete until sometime in 2017. In the meantime, an endangered species continues to perish.

Reclaiming the River The BOR does not appear to be taking steps to avoid causing harm while it waits to complete its consultation with the USFWS. That’s not to say that the BOR hates wildlife, or that they—or the irrigation districts beneath them—are not doing anything positive. However, conservation efforts like the still-pending Deschutes Basin Habitat Conservation Plan (DBHCP), while praiseworthy, don’t negate the need for concrete and prompt reforms to dam management to protect endangered species.

“The Districts are working hard to conserve water and improve habitat for Oregon spotted frogs,” said Craig Horrell, general manager of Central Oregon Irrigation District, in a release. He went on to add that, “We do not intend to allow this latest lawsuit to slow down our efforts.”

However, there’s no reason the irrigation districts can’t continue to work on their conservation efforts. The lawsuit is not intended to slow down any good work that may be happening. Rather, it seeks to spur action among those with the most direct power to impact the Oregon spotted frog—the Bureau of Reclamation.

And while it no doubt takes some time to figure out the ideal balance of environmental and economic protections, this is not a new debate. For as long as we have known we could control the flow of a major river, there have been concerns about the impacts of playing Mother Nature on local wildlife.

It’s time we had judicial guidance on the issue to move the ball forward and get past the political gridlock caused by an addiction on the part of the irrigation districts to the status quo. Because the reality is, we’re maxing out our water capacity at the expense of wildlife, and enduring an interminably slow debate in the process. Lawsuits are a tool, and in this case, it’s the right one for the job.

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end’s sewer system is at capacity, but that’s not its only problem. Add several decades of neglected maintenance and pump stations reaching the end of their lifecycle to the mix and it’s a rather stinky—and expensive—situation. Coming in at $10.6 million, it’s also one of the costliest infrastructure projects currently on the City’s plate.

As with so many of the City’s infrastructure challenges, Bend’s population growth is one of the major reasons for the strain on the current system.

“For the Colorado lift station, it replaces an existing lift station that is at capacity and is at the end of its life cycle. So it not only addresses that issue but it addresses future capacity issues,” says George Franklet, the project’s lead engineer. “So it really kills two birds with one stone.”

Sewer pump stations send sewage to treatment facilities and typically last between 20 and 30 years. Franklet hopes that the new lift station will have an even longer life and says it was desgined to allow its mechanical equipment to be switched out and upgraded when necessary.

The project is addressing the anticipated Urban Growth Boundary expansion and the resulting increase in infrastructure needs. But those long-term benefits come with some short-term costs. During the installation of the new pipes, one lane of Arizona Avenue was closed. As the upgrades progress, more detours and congestion are predicted until the project’s completion in April.

“There’s a lot of discomfort with the construction that just comes with—it’s part of the price of growth,” Franklet explains, “and we’ll get through it and we’ll look back on this time and benefit from the fact that it

accommodates the future growth that’s going to happen in Bend.”

If the sewer system problem sounds familiar, that’s because it is. Comparing it to the current street conditions in Bend is not a stretch.

“It kind of is at the level of the road problem, we just don’t see it,” says City Councilor Nathan Boddie. “The other problem is that it’s outdated and it relies on all of these little pump stations which are inefficient, break down, use electricity, and all of these problems happened because we didn’t invest any money in it for the last 50 years.”

According to Boddie, the old way of funding the sewer system came from federal earmarks, and so the City didn’t reinvest any money into the system. However, this isn’t an issue unique to Bend.

“It’s not like we’re the ones that invented that irresponsibility. There are cities and towns all over the country in the same situation because the way these things were paid for changed,” says Boddie.

Now, the ratepayers will mostly have to pick up the costs for system replacements and upgrades.

“Some funds are coming from the State and other routes, but the majority is going to be from ratepayers,” says Boddie, adding that rates will be raised gradually. “We’re doing it in a pretty sophisticated way financially so that it’s not all the people here now paying for growth for the future. It’s spread out over time so that current rate payers aren’t sort of taking the whole bill, but it’s still painful.”

Another potential headache for the City is the possibility of overflows. Public Works Director Paul Rheault says Bend averages around two or three overflows per year, but

the causes aren’t related to capacity. One reason is “foreign debris inside the sewer line and tree roots that find small holes in the pipe and grow over time,” says Rheault. “In the past, grease used to be a big problem.”

Rheault says there are environmental checks in place in the event of an overflow.

“We do have an overflow Oregon Emergency Response System, and then in 24 hours we have to notify the Department of Environmental Quality and then follow up with a written report,” he says.

A number of communities in Bend are not connected to the City’s sewer system, but Boddie says that will change eventually.

“If you have any kind of housing density, you run into water quality issues—these are aging septic systems so they’re starting to break down,” he says. “They need to be replaced; however, the State isn’t allowing them to be replaced anymore because they’re not good— we don’t want them in a town so we are trying to get people hooked up to the sewer in the areas of Bend that do have some septic systems.”

And while the sewer capacity isn’t visible yet, paying attention to it now may help alleviate future infrastructure concerns in Bend.

“From a City perspective, we want more density, we want to be able to build more homes, we want to be able to grow intelligently as a city, and we can’t do that if the limiting factor is there’s no more sewer capacity in this area or that area over there,” says Boddie.

“And from a public health and environmental perspective, you want this to be sanitary and safe, so it’s not getting into the ground, it’s not getting into drinking water, and it’s not getting into the rivers.”

“We will develop a highly regulated, safe, profitable, and legally compliant business that will benefit our community and support much needed tribal service such as education, health care, housing and more on the reservation,” said Venture CEO Don Sampson in a statement.

The Redmond City Council recently approved an agreement with the United States Forest Service to develop a new building to relocate the Central Oregon Interagency Dispatch Center from Prineville to the Redmond Airport. The 7,000-square-foot building will be home to the dispatch center, which coordinates and supports all incident reports for the Ochoco National Forest, the Oregon Department of Forestry, the Crooked River National Grassland, and the Bureau of Land Management Prineville District. The move will help the agencies better their response and efficiency to reported incidents.

On Jan. 1, Senate Bill 552 goes into effect, which extends workplace protections to domestic workers in Oregon. Bend-area Sen. Tim Knopp voted yes on the bill.

According to a Senate Committee On Workforce statement, workers like nannies, groundskeepers, butlers, and housekeepers must be offered periods of rest, earned overtime pay, and paid vacation time. The new law also protects domestic workers from harassment based on religion, race, gender, sexual orientation, disability, and national origin, according to a statement released by The National Domestic Workers Alliance. Workers needing more information on labor rights, are encouraged to visit the Bureau of Labor and Statistics website at oregon.gov/BOLI.

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On Dec. 18, the Tribal Council of the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs certified the voting results of the Cannabis Economic Development program, which overwhelmingly passed with 1,252 votes for the referendum and 198 against. The Confederated Tribes are now permitted to produce and sell hemp, recreational and medical marijuana for retail sale outside of the reservation. The possession and use of marijuana on the reservation is still illegal. The establishment of the cannabis business will be handled by Ventures—the Warm Springs Economic Development Corporation—the tribal business division.

Profits from the cannabis project are expected to bring in around $11-27 million every year and also create more than 85 jobs for tribal members.

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By Jonathan Thompson 9 incentives as well as energy-conscious construction codes for grow operations. There’s also tremendous potential for using all the pot growers on a single grid together as a demand response resource.

Demand response works like this: Demand on the grid spikes, perhaps because everyone turns on their energy-sucking flat screen televisions to watch the football game all at once. The utility needs to meet that demand by putting more power into the grid. The conventional way of doing this is to fire up a power plant, usually natural gas-fired, which is expensive and polluting.

But in demand response, the new power needs are met by curtailing the power use of a bunch of customers by, say, telling their hot water heaters to shut down for an hour or so, via smart meters. This has the same effect as injecting more power into the grid, to meet the increased demand. In other words, the consumers, collectively, become a sort of backup power plant.

An indoor marijuana grow at Colorado Best Budz in Pueblo, Colorado, circulates air around plants with fans, rather than letting in outside air.

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aybe you’re sitting on the couch right now, reading this as you light up a joint.

And maybe you’re in one of the states where what you’re doing is no longer a crime, so you’re feeling pretty good because your leisure activity will no longer lure the police into your home.

Sorry to harsh your buzz, but that marijuana, legal or not, probably sucked up a lot of electricity during its cultivation. One study estimates that it takes as much energy to produce 18 pints of beer as it does just one joint (and that doesn’t factor in the energy used to make the three Sara Lee cheesecakes thawing in the fridge for when the munchies kick in). That “green” you’re smoking isn’t all that green, after all.

With medicinal and recreational marijuana legal in most of the West, utilities and grid operators are a bit worried about the impacts these energy hogs will bring to their grids, and excited about the profits they’ll bring to their bottom line. The issue is pressing enough that it got its own session — “The Straight Dope on Energy & the Marijuana Industry” — at the Nov. 11 annual meeting of the National Association of Regulatory Utility Commissioners in Austin, Texas.

Attendees learned that Xcel Energy, which serves most of urban Colorado, sells some 300 gigawatt hours of electricity to pot growers per year, or enough to power some 35,000 homes. The U.S. marijuana growing industry could soon buy as much as $11 billion per year in electricity.

The data are alarming, and will only get more

so as legalization spreads. But legalization, if approached correctly, also opens doors of opportunity. The biggest guzzlers of electricity also hold the most potential for realizing gains via efficiency.

Back in 2011, a California energy and environmental systems analyst, Evan Mills, published a paper quantifying the carbon footprint of indoor cannabis production. That footprint, he discovered, was huge. His findings included: • While the U.S. pharmaceutical sector uses $1 billion/year in energy, indoor cannabis cultivation uses $6 billion; • Indoor cannabis production consumes 3 percent of California’s total electricity, 9 percent of its household electricity, and 1 percent of total U.S. electricity (equivalent to 2 million U.S. homes per year); • U.S. cannabis production results in 15 million tons of greenhouse gas emissions per year, or the same as emitted by 3 million cars; • Cannabis production uses eight times as much energy per square foot as other commercial buildings, and 18 times more than an average home.

Mills’ paper generated a flurry of media coverage, much of it sensationalist, which was then used to point out that pot smokers are hypocritical (based on the mis-assumption that pot smokers are environmentalists).

Some pundits even used the findings — along with some dubious math — to justify other carbon-intensive activities, such as mining Alberta’s tar sands.

But Mills wasn’t picking on pot, per se. He was focused only on indoor cultivation. And he made sure to point out that a lot of marijuana’s energy use is actually energy waste. Many growers, for example, use diesel generators to power their operations to avoid suspicious electric bills. They grow in places where there are no windows, without the benefit of sunlight, relying entirely on artificial lighting (which is extremely bright and energy intensive). When greenhouses are used, they tend to be of bad and inefficient design.

Most of this wastefulness occurs not because dope farmers are gluttonous slobs, but because they need to stay hidden in order to stay out of jail. So by simply legalizing and legitimizing the trade, some states have taken the first step in taking a bite out of cannabis’ energy footprint. For one thing, legalization allows farmers to move their crops outdoors, where it takes no more energy to grow a pot plant than it does a carrot or tomato (though yields and, some say, potency are far lower than growing pot indoors). It allows them to ditch the dirty, wasteful generators and hook up to the grid. (And to actually pay for the power they use: Electricity theft by pot producers is said to total as much as $100 million per year). And it allows utilities and farmers to work together on maximizing efficiency.

The Northwest Power and Conservation Council, for example, has found that huge savings could be realized if farmers switched to efficient greenhouses and to LED lighting, and their yields would increase. In his paper, Mills suggests implementing energy efficiency

A more rudimentary form of demand response is for the utilities to coordinate with the growers to shut down the power-sucking devices during peak load hours, such as when everyone else is cranking their air-conditioners, and turn them on during off-peak hours, like in the middle of the night. If the growers are on time-of-use electricity rates, that would be the most cost-effective way to go, anyway.

Unfortunately, many utilities are slow to seize the opportunities legalization presents.

Xcel Energy’s representative at the Austin meeting said that the company has been wary of working with growers on efficiency because it might look like they’re promoting drug production. And the Bonneville Power Administration, the massive federal utility in the Pacific Northwest, doesn’t allow any of its efficiency incentives to go to cannabis cultivators, because growing marijuana is still against federal law.

Even the best efficiency measures, however, won’t make ganja growing entirely green, as is clear from this anecdote from the Austin meeting, as reported by SNL Financial.

“Driving that point home, John Morris, policy and regulatory affairs director for energy efficiency consultant CLEAResult, reported that one pot grower in the West is converting a 90,000-square-foot warehouse to produce the plant and that despite installing energy efficient lighting and other devices, including a $2 million solar panel on the roof, that grower still expects to pay around $1 million a month for electricity.”

Yes, you read that right: $1 million a month.

For electricity.

This story was originally published at hcn.org.

Jonathan Thompson is a writer for High Country News

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SMALL WONDERS

BLACKLIGHT BLAST

ART GIFTS—Giving the gift of art can be pricey, but the local artists at Hood Avenue Art decided to do something about that and created smaller versions of paintings and hand crafted items like jewelry and note cards. The special exhibit also includes tiny sculptures, bookcases, and fiber arts. All artists are local so small wonders also support people working in the community. 10 am-5 pm daily. Hood Avenue Art, 357 West Hood Ave. $30-$250, prices vary.

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TUBING—If tubing wasn’t a blast already, SHARC is adding blacklights, glow sticks, and lasers! Tubers of all ages will be sent down glowing runs, to the sounds of music, with hot drinks waiting at the bottom. Wearing white or neon clothing is recommended, so this is a perfect chance to wear that ‘80s snowsuit hiding in your closet!

6:30-8:30 pm. SHARC, 5720 Overlook Rd., Sunriver. $15, $12 SROA members.

ALTERNATIVE ACTIVITIES

CARRIAGE RIDES

HOLIDAY—While there aren’t an abundance of concerts and events scheduled throughout the holidays, take advantage of the little things Central Oregon has to offer. Take a walk, enjoy the decorations and holiday lights around town. If the weather gets too unfriendly, invite your friends and family over and enjoy a cup of hot cocoa by the fire. If you’re up for the outdoors, grab your sled, make a snowman, or go skiing for the day.

HOLIDAY—There’s no better way to get into the holiday season than by riding in a one horse open sleigh, by the river, and through the Old Mill District. These complimentary carriages will pick up riders between Ben & Jerry’s and Francesca’s. Bonus: All donations or tips will benefit Kids Center, a local nonprofit that helps to prevent child abuse. 2-5 pm. Old Mill District, 680 SW Powerhouse Dr. Free.

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HIGHWAY 97

BRENT ALAN & HIS FUNKY FRIENDS

MUSIC—Not up for cooking and staying in on Christmas day? The whole family is welcome at Checker’s Pub on Friday for food, drinks, and live music by Highway 97. If getting out sounds enticing, leave the wrapping paper on the floor and check out classic favorites that will be performed. 8 pm. Checker’s Pub. 329 SW Sixth St., Redmond. No cover.

FUNK—We don’t have funky friends like Brent Allan does. Ours just smell like cough syrup and giggle a lot, while his play some serious electric funk and sweet, groovy dance music. As you’re getting ready to get crazy for New Year’s, maybe it’s time to make some new funky friends at the Old St. Francis. 7 pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. No cover.

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TAKE THE FAMILY TO A MOVIE

TRIVIA TUESDAY

MOVIES—While the obvious choice is taking the family to see Star Wars on Christmas night, may we suggest Krampus instead? There is no blood or gore and it will toughen your kids up for the inevitable attack of demonic elves and weird shrieking angels trying to eat their souls. It’s also super fun. Regal Old Mill Stadium 16, 680 SW Powerhouse Dr. Check Fandango.com for times and pricing.

TRIVIA—How smart are you and one to four of your friends? Test your surplus of useful knowledge at The Lot. Grab a beer and some grub while you and your team compete against others for some cool swag. Warm up: What’s Tiger Wood’s real name? (Answer at the bottom of the page) 6-8 pm. The Lot, 745 NW Columbia. No cover.

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BENEFIT CONCERT

CHEYENNE WEST

BENEFIT—This time of year, it is always nice to remember to take care of others, and this benefit concert for Soldiers Songs and Voices is the perfect opportunity. With multiple acts and some of the finest talents Central Oregon has to offer, this is the perfect chance to give something back to the heroes of our community. 7 pm. Kelly D’s Banquet Room, 1012 SE Cleveland Ave. No cover, donations accepted.

COUNTRY MUSIC—Nothing says “Thank the heavens Christmas is over” like some sweet country crooning. Cheyenne West’s Nashville roots show through and combined with the downright underrated deliciousness of the beers from Bend Brewing, this might be the perfect post-Christmas idea. 6:30 pm. Bend Brewing Company, 1019 NW Brooks St. No cover.

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*Trivia answer: Eldrick Tont Woods

Coaches’ Wives Jan. 9

Groundhog Day Feb. 2

Mardi Gras Party Feb. 9

A Cappella Fest Feb. 19-21

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Learning to Be Fearless Karaoke is alive and well in Bend

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Karaoke is popular in Bend and many places host Karaoke events several nights a week. Photo courtsey of A Fine Note Karaoke.

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mood of the room and making the song your own while retaining what people like about the original are all much trickier propositions than one might initially think.

The karaoke machine was developed in the 1970s after advancements in storing audible materials in the 1960s. Even when initially rolling them out in Japan in the 1970s, it was seen as an expensive fad even as it caught on as an incredibly popular form of dinner-time entertainment. It is actually one of the few fads from the late ‘70s that not only has retained popularity over the years, but even increased in some parts of the world. While in-home karaoke machines are popular, it is the act of performing in a crowded bar for friends and strangers that really gives the form most of its art. Choosing the right song, playing to the

Rockin' Robin hosts karaoke five nights a week: Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursdays at Seven and Wednesday and Saturday at Kelly D’s. I asked Robin how someone finds themselves in the KJ business and she told me, “I am a native Oregonian and have loved music all my life. I have sung in gospel bands, rock bands and have been exposed to all genres of music. I have three children and eight grand babies. And I love my life! During the day I am a hairdresser and at night I do karaoke.

Sixteen years ago the KJ job just kind of fell in my lap in Redmond at Fireside Bar and Grill.

I didn’t have a lot of DJ music at the time and only their karaoke CDs so we were really limited at the time! Over time I got to buy new DJ music and karaoke discs. Soon, Kayo’s opened so I was able to buy the necessary equipment to make a move and started doing karaoke/DJ shows over there. I knew eventually I wanted to be in Bend. I made a move to

n Japanese, karaoke means “Empty Orchestra” and while that is a beautiful image, it is not entirely accurate. Karaoke DJs (or KJs) are the ghost in the machine, the voices, minds and nimble fingers of the vocal-less music you try to impress friends and strangers to. KJs summon the one song you just have to sing, and even though they have heard it a hundred thousand times, they do it with a smile, asking for nothing from you except a hopefully dry mouth.

Bend six years ago to acquire gigs and it has been a positive move for me. Becoming an entertainer has been evolutionary for me, as in the beginning I was pretty shy. Now, it’s in my blood to greet people and make them feel welcome at my shows!”

Bringing in karaoke nights seems to be all the rage in Bend right now. While most places only venture to have karaoke two or three nights a week, Cory’s downtown has karaoke four nights a week which begs the question... at what point does a bar become a karaoke bar and does the karaoke bring in more customers than the bar would have otherwise.

I asked Mike Hayes, the owner of Mavericks Country Bar, which hosts karaoke on Wednesdays, if he found that the karaoke night brought in a different crowd and he answered with much brevity “I find it’s an increase to the current crowd.” So, whether it brings in new people or just enhances the good time of the regulars, one thing is proven: karaoke is now more popular than ever.

Jackie Johnson of A Fine Note Karaoke Too

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has been hosting at Soba’s Alley Bar for the last few months until its abrupt closure last week. Because of the wealth of KJs in town, I asked Jackie whether it was hard for a KJ to find a new home after their main space closes down. She tells me, “It is hard to find new karaoke gigs in central Oregon. It seems like it is either feast or famine. For instance, on Wednesday nights, when I was doing karaoke at Soba, Corey’s, Seven, and Kelly D’s were all doing it that night. Yet on Friday nights, I don’t think anyone is doing it. Luckily, I get quite a few private parties to carry me through when I don’t have a regular gig. It’s especially good around the holidays.”

People will always love to sing and most people will always love to sing in public.

Karaoke is an outlet that not only gives people a brief and fleeting chance to shine, but also creates a communal experience over a shared connection to a song. Those connections are what we live for and Central Oregon’s KJs are providing a lot more than Uptown Funk without the lyrics. They give us a safe space to be brilliant...if only for a few minutes.

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ROCKIN' ROBIN KARAOKE

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COREY’S BAR AND GRILL

Robin DJs Tuesday nights at Seven Nightclub and it’s a master class in how to do karaoke right. Most of the people at these shows can sing pretty incredibly. 8 pm. Every Tuesday.

Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. No cover.

If modern pop Top 40 doesn’t do it for you, Maverick’s will let you get a bit of twang in your evening. Plus, sometimes soused locals singing karaoke while soused locals ride a mechanical bull is the only sane thing to do on a Wednesday night in Bend. 9 pm. Every Wednesday. Mavericks Country Bar and Grill, 20565 NE Brinson Blvd. No cover.

Everyone knows that whatever happens in Corey’s stays in Corey’s, so why not try out the new Taylor Swift or Iggy Azalea? No one is judging you and they’re probably just jealous that you got to it first. Now they’ll have to do their AC/ DC safety song as you laugh your way home. 9 pm. Every Sunday-Thursday. Corey’s, 928 NW Bond St. No cover.

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ith the end of 2015 quickly approaching, the time has come to make plans to ring in the New Year. Below you will find a list of festive New Year’s Eve events that is as varied as our readers. Central Oregon certainly has something for everyone this New Year’s, no matter if you’re on a budget, looking to splurge, love rock ’n’ roll, or opera. Happy 2016!

ASTRO LOUNGE > Masquerade Party No one knows what the New Year will bring, so why not add more mystery to the occasion and don a mask while dancing the night away to DJ Codi Carroll. 10 pm.

Astro Lounge, 939 NW Bond St. $5, mask included.

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If you like dancing and magic, then this is the NYE party for you. Andre Thierry & Zydeco Magic will charm you with their jazzy New Orleans-inspired tunes. Groove into the New Year—we just can’t promise that you’ll want to stop. 9:30 pm. The Belfry, 302 Main Street, Sisters. $25 adv., $30 doors.

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Honey Don’t and Trailer 31 are joining forces once again for a great night of acoustic mayhem. Trailer 31 starts at 6 pm, Honey Don’t hits the stage at 7:30 pm. Then at 9 pm the New Year's Eastcoast countdown strikes midnight and the bands will join together for a final band smash set. 6-10 pm.

Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. No cover.

THE CAPITOL > Larry and His Flask Hometown rockers Larry and His Flask mix punk rock and traditional roots to create something all their own. A New Year’s Eve celebration that is bound to get more than a little wild! 10 pm. The Capitol, 190 NW Oregon Ave. $15-$20.

CHECKERS PUB > The Edge Local rock ‘n’ roll band to celebrate the New Year and a first year of business with Checkers' new owner. 9 pm. Checkers Pub, 329 SW Sixth St., Redmond. No cover.

COCC > Operetta Die Fledermaus in English A champagne-drenched, hilarious operetta

by Johann Strauss about the revenge of the bat. A star-studded cast includes MET Opera baritone David Malis as the instigator. A unique way to celebrate the New Year! 7-9:30 pm. Pinckney Center, COCC, 2600 NW College Way. $25-$40.

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EAGLE CREST > Bobby Lindstrom An evening of rock favorites, soulful blues, and sweet originals, Bobby and Ed Sharlet will entertain the crowd with harmonica, whistling, and harmonies. 8:30 pm. Niblick and Greenes at Eagle Crest, 7535 Falcon Crest Dr.

EBAR GRILL > The Silver Foxes Ring in 2016 with a four-piece country rock and blues band, The Silver Foxes. 9 pm. EBar Grill, 314 Fifth St., Redmond. No cover.

FAT TUESDAYS CAJUN AND BLUES > Out of the Blue Out of the Blue dance band will rock and party with you all on New Years Eve. Live music, champagne at midnight, and party favors. 9 pm. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues, 61276 S Hwy 97. $10.

HARDTAILS BAR & GRILL > Tommy Hogan Guitarist and singer-songwriter will rock Hardtails this New Year’s Eve with a champagne toast and balloon drop at midnight.

9 pm. Hardtails Bar & Grill, 175 Larch St., Sisters. No cover.

FAITH, HOPE AND CHARITY VINEYARDS > New Year’s Eve at the Vineyard Ring in the New Year the winery way with live music and a sit-down dinner from a guest chef, plus wine pairings. 7 pm. Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards, 70450 NW Lower Valley Dr., Terreboone. $125.

MCMENAMINS OLD ST. FRANCIS > New Year’s Eve Celebration Old St. Francis knows how to end the year right, with great music on two different stages. Tubaluba captures the spirit of New Orleans with jambalaya brass rock in Father Luke’s Room, while local hip-hop artist MOsley WOtta celebrates in the theater. 9 pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis, 700 NW Bond St. $10.

M&J TAVERN > Blackflowers Blacksun New Year’s Eve house rocking party with Blackflowers Blacksun. 9:30 pm. M&J Tavern, 102 NW Greenwood Ave. No cover.

NORTHSIDE BAR & GRILL > Around the Bend A New Year’s Eve celebration with rock ‘n’ roll band, Around the Bend, playing rock from the ‘80s till now, with a champagne toast at midnight. 8:30 pm. Northside Bar & Grill, 62860 Boyd Acres Rd. $5.

SILVER MOON BREWING > Triple Lineup NYE Bash Silver Moon is throwing down this New Year's Eve with three local bands! Hear Third Seven, Cosmonautical, and Bravey Don. This party will be part of their no cover concert series, which means you can get down for free! 9 pm.

Silver Moon Brewing, 24 NW Greenwood Ave. No cover.

SUNRIVER RESORT > New Year’s Eve Dinner & Party Start the evening off right with a fivecourse plated holiday menu, then dance the night away. The party includes a champagne toast at midnight, party favors, entertainment, and more. 5 pm & 8 pm. Sunriver Resort, 17600 Center Dr., Sunriver. $75 dinner & party, $50 party only.

VELVET > Joseph Balsamo Central Oregon local Joseph Balsamo weaves old country with blues, and folk to create a unique blend of music. A man of many genres, Balsamo is also the front man of Boxcar Stringband, a rock ‘n’ roll trio. 9 pm. Velvet, 805 NW Wall St. No cover.

VOLCANIC THEATRE PUB > NCAA College Football Playoffs On the HD 16-foot cinema screen.

Comfy sofas, recliners, four tops, and bar tops. Pizza provided while supplies last. Capital One Orange Bowl with (4) Oklahoma Sooners vs (1) Clemson Tigers at 1 pm. Goodyear Cotton Bowl with (3) Michigan State Spartans vs (2) Alabama Crimson Tide) at 5 pm. 1 pm & 5 pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. Free.

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23 Wednesday Astro Lounge DJ Theclectik Playing a

variety of music. ‘90s hip-hop, R&B, funk, electronica. 10 pm. No cover. astroloungebend.com.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School

Checker’s Pub Talent/Open Mic Night Bring your friends, your instrument, or maybe your voice. We have Mic Tipitino is your host for the night. 6-8 pm. No cover. checkerspub.com.

Thomas T & the Blue Chips 7 pm. No cover. mcmenamins.com/OldStFrancis.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. No

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. No

28 Monday

cover. corey’sbarandgrill.com.

cover. corey’sbarandgrill.com.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Michelle

menamins.com/OldStFrancis.

Northside Bar & Grill Karaoke 7-9

pm. northsidefire.com.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. No cover. hardtailsoregon.com.

29 Tuesday

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. No

Astro Lounge Trivia Tuesdays Bring your

cover. facebook.com/hubcityredmond.

team or join one! Usually six categories of various themes. 8 pm. No cover. astroloungebend.com.

Level 2 Allan Byer Americana. 21+. Fourth

Wednesday of every month, 5:30 pm. No cover. allanbyer.com.

M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm.

Experience a Mardi Gras New Year's at The Belfry, with Andre Thierry and Zydeco Magic, 12/31.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Karaoke

7 pm. No cover. maverickscountrybar.com.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School

Cooper Lynn Hays A veritable fireball, Cooper radiates passion onstage and in the studio. She brings a magical stage presence that lingers long after she has skipped town.

Cooper has recently opened for such legends as Wanda Jackson, Mavis Staples, and Robert Plant. 7 pm. No cover. mcmenamins. com/OldStFrancis.

Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm. northsidebarfun.com.

Seven Nightclub Karaoke 8 pm. facebook. com/sevenbend.

The Lot Open Mic Open mic is for one and all! Local favorite performer and artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover. facebook.com/ TheLotBend.

Tower Theatre A Tower Christmas Join

Central Oregon’s top actors and singers— along with student performers from area high schools—for traditional and contemporary songs, dances, and Christmas readings.

Plus, a special appearance by a popular yuletide visitor who’s sure to spread the holiday spirit! 7pm. Res. seating: $12 adults, $8 children.

24 Thursday Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. No cover. corey’sbarandgrill.com.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise & Kara-

oke Classic rock and oldies with Tim Cruise.

Plus karaoke at 9 pm. 6-9 pm. No cover. facebook.com/hubcityredmond.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free

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Van Handel & the Q Vocalist and her band play up-tempo jazz, Latin flavors like samba and bossa nova, original tunes, and blues.

Every other Wednesday. No cover. fattuesdayscajunandblues.com.

10:30 pm. northsidebarfun.com.

7-10 pm.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. No

Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover. strictlyorganic.com.

25 Friday > Merry Christmas!

PICK Checker’s Pub Highway 97 Wonder-

ing what to do after all the fun of the Christmas and want something fun for the family?

We have food, fun, drinks, and dancing!

Highway 97 will be playing all your favorites!

So lets start a new tradition, let it snow, and let it roll! That is rock ‘n’ roll! 8 pm. No cover. checkerspub.com.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke A Christmas karaoke! 4 pm. No cover. facebook.com/ hubcityredmond.

26 Saturday Astro Lounge DJ Chuck Boogie Eclectic mix of EDM, house, and more. 10-11:45 pm.

No cover. astroloungebend.com.

PICK Bend Brewing Company Cheyenne West Local country singer with some Nashville roots. 6:30-9 pm. bendbrewingco.com.

Checker’s Pub Highway 97 Come on

down and check them out! 7:30-11 pm. checkerspub.com.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin DJ Theclectik Playing a variety of music. ‘90s hip-hop, R&B, funk, electronica. 9 pm. No cover. thedogwoodcocktailcabin.com.

E Bar Grill Bobby Lindstrom Soulful

Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover. maverickscountrybar.com.

acoustic blues with a twist, old rock favorites, Bobby’s originals. His Breedlove guitar at it’s best, throw in some slide and a little harmonica, sweet vocals, whistlin’ and harmonies! 7-10 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Kenny Blue Ray & the High Desert Hustlers Classic and progressive blues will fill the air. Very danceable. Fourth Thursday of every month, 7:30-

Eagle Crest Resort Dave & Melody Hill Award-winning originals and cover tunes, folk rock, Americana, blues, and country.

Great guitar work, vocals, and harmonies.

cover. facebook.com/hubcityredmond.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Karaoke 8 pm.

No cover. kellyds.com.

M&J Tavern Bravey Don A local alterna-

tive, nerd rock band recently learned that pigs actually cannot fly and finally figured out the meaning of that idiom. Come join the festivities to celebrate the Christmas hustle being over and The Bravey Don of a new year. 9 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Dance Lessons Come learn the popular line dances to your favorite country songs every Saturday! 9 pm. No cover. maverickscountrybar.com.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School

Shady GroOove Come and celebrate the holiday season with the music of Shady GroOove. The music is a charismatic blend of genres from the worlds of rock, blues, funk, Americana, jam, jazz, and classical, conveyed through the melodic voicing’s of violin, keyboards and the rhythmic drive of bass and drums. 7-10 pm. No cover. mcmenamins.com/events/search/Music_And_ Event?location_id=81.

Northside Bar & Grill Fun Bobby Local rock band. 8:30 pm. northsidebarfun.com.

Portello Wine Café Kim Kelley John Allen and Kim Kelley play acoustic originals to warm you up! 7-9 pm. No cover. portellowinecafe.com/livemusic.html.

Rat Hole Brewing at Sunriver Strong-

hold Powerful and energetic jazz and rock playing covers and originals. 8-11 pm.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele

21+. 9 pm. No cover. summitsaloon.com.

27 Sunday Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. No cover. corey’sbarandgrill.com.

Hub City Bar & Grill Comedy Show

Comedy night every Tuesday, with open mic at 9 pm. 7-9 pm. $5. facebook.com/hubcityredmond.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Ukulele Jam All ages. 6:30 pm. No cover. kellyds.com.

M&J Tavern Crunch Scratch Its time to

get those new years resolutions put together! What does that mean, it means it is time to crunch in all the debauchery and scratch it off the list of things yer gonna miss. 9 pm.

PICK McMenamins Old St. Francis School Brent Alan & His Funky Friends

Brent Alan lays down his funkiest, most soulful grooves with his new seven-piece electric dream band. The long-time Central-Oregon music veteran carefully crafted this band specifically for wild dance parties and good time free-for-alls. 7 pm. No cover. mcmenamins.com/OldStFrancis.

Northside Bar & Grill Riley’s Range Benders A diversified mix of Americana, blues, and folk with attitude. 6 pm. northsidebarfun.com.

Seven Nightclub Karaoke 8 pm. facebook. com/sevenbend.

The Blacksmith Restaurant Dave & Melody Hill Award-winning, original, and lively folk, Americana, blues, and rock from the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. Along with covers from Patsy Cline to Tom Petty. 7-9 pm. No cover. bendblacksmith.com.

PICK The Lot Trivia at The Lot Bring your team or join one. Enjoy the heated seats, brews, and tasty eats while rubbing elbows with Bend’s smartest smartipants who love trivia. A rotating host comes up with six questions in six different categories. 6-8 pm.

Free. facebook.com/TheLotBend.

30 Wednesday Checker’s Pub Talent/Open Mic Night Bring your friends, your instrument, or maybe your voice. We have Mic Tipitino is your host for the night. 6-8 pm. No cover. checkerspub.com.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. No cover. corey’sbarandgrill.com.

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Dogwood Cocktail Cabin Cin City (Cabin Industry Night) Drink and food specials for local service industry workers, plus board games and DJ DMP (Indie, R&B, hip-hop, and electronica). 9 pm. facebook.com/ events/251594801699292.

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Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. No cover. hardtailsoregon.com.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. No cover. facebook.com/hubcityredmond.

PICK Kelly D’s Banquet Room Benefit Concert for Soldiers Songs & Voices Come witness magical moments from Brown Eyed Blue, Janelle and Lindsey Johnson.

Their angelic harmonies will lift you to cumulus pillows of powdery dream drifts.

Sisters Americana Project alumni extraordinaire. Also, from Portland, a special father son duet rarely witnessed. Pat and Patrick Connell will blend us a taste of Whistlin Rufus with a sprinkling of The Holler Bodies.

7-9 pm. No cover, donations accepted.

M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Karaoke 7 pm. No cover. maverickscountrybar. com.

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Jersey Boys Pizzeria Burnin’ Moonlight Enjoy some spirited music from this bluegrass, blues, swing, light rock trio with a multitude of instruments and rest up for New Years! Unique pizza pie, great salads, and lots of brews. 6-8:30 pm. No cover.

Downhill Ryder A band of songwriters that blends acoustic and electric sounds on an eclectic rock landscape. Imagine the sound born from folk, classic rock, and jazz. Downhill Ryder delivers honest, heartfelt, compelling music. 7-10 pm. No cover. mcmenamins.com/events/search/ Music_and_Event.

End 2015 with Downhill Ryder, a local band of songwriters, at McMenamins Old St. Francis, 12/30.

Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open

Silver Foxes New Year’s Eve Party with live music by The Silver Foxes. In the dining area to accommodate a larger crowd with country rock and blues dancing. Cool, casual, excellent eats, beers, spirits, and New Years fun! 9 pm-midnight. No cover.

Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm. northsidebarfun.com.

Seven Nightclub Karaoke 8 pm. facebook.com/sevenbend.

The Lot Open Mic Open mic is for one and

all! Local favorite performer and artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover. facebook.com/ TheLotBend.

31 thursday Astro Lounge New Years Eve Masquer-

ade Party Resident DJ Codi Carroll will be bringing his eclectic mix of EDM, house, and more. 10-11:45 pm. $5, mask included. astroloungebend.com.

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Zydeco Magic Serving up an unparalleled musical experience that captivates your soul. If you like to dance, Andre will have you moving your feet all night long. Andre’s love of all things musical and his passion for playing for his audiences delight dancers and music lovers everywhere. 9 pm. $25. belfryevents.com.

Broken Top Bottle Shop New Year's Eve Eastcoast Countdown Honey Don’t and Trailer 31 are joining forces once again for a great night of acoustic mayhem. Trailer 31 starts the night of music at 6 pm, Honey Don’t hits the stage at 7:30 pm. Then at 9 pm the New Year's Eastcoast countdown strikes midnight and the bands will join together for a final band smash set.

Music ends at 10 pm and you’re off to the madness downtown! 6-10 pm. All ages. No cover. btbsbend.com.

Checker’s Pub The Edge Bring in the New Year on the dance floor! Come celebrate not only the New Year, but a wonderful first year of business with our new owner! These guys rock! 9 pm-12:30 am. No cover. checkerspub.com.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. No cover. corey’sbarandgrill.com.

Domino Room Resolution Slipmat Sci-

ence Madhappy Musik bring you two stages for NYE: Luck & Lana (living legends), Dj Nykon, Ells, Lyfe, Royal Louis,Lonely Stacks, The Hard Chords, DJ Wicked, Theclectik,

N8ture, Corporeal, Harlo, Mark Brody, The Values. A night of DJs and hip-hop. 9 pm. $10.

E Bar Grill New Year’s Eve Party—The

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues New Years Eve Bash Out of the Blue dance band will be rocking and partying with you all on New Years Eve. Live music, champagne at midnight, and party favors.

9 pm-12:30 am. $10. fattuesdayscajunandblues.com.

Hardtails Bar & Grill New Years Eve Bash Tommy Hogan will be rocking in the New Year with his band at the New Years Eve bash! Food and drink specials. Champagne toast and balloon drop at midnight.

Award winning, singer-songwriter, and guitar playing phenomenon! We have special room rates at Sisters Inn & Suites! 9 pm. No cover. hardtailsoregon.com.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise & Kara-

oke Classic rock and oldies with Tim Cruise.

Plus karaoke at 9 pm. 6-9 pm. No cover. facebook.com/hubcityredmond.

M&J Tavern Blackflowers Blacksun

New Year’s Eve house rocking party with Blackflowers Blacksun. 9:30 pm-1:30 am.

No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover. maverickscountrybar.com.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School

MOsley WOtta New Year’s celebration at Old St. Francis School with live music by MOsley WOtta in the Theater and Tubaluba in Father Luke’s Room. Chicago born, Oregon-based MOsley WOtta is a critically acclaimed hip hop artist/performer and painter, recognized for his provocative and encoded word play. 9 pm. $10.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School

Tubaluba New Year’s Eve with Tubaluba and special guests! Tubaluba captures the spirit of New Orleans, and conveys it through their brass street band rhythm and what they call, jambalaya brass rock. 9 pm. $10. mcmenamins.com/OldStFrancis.

Niblick and Greenes at Eagle Crest

Bobby Lindstrom’s New Year’s Eve Soulful acoustic blues with a twist, old rock

favorites, Bobby’s originals. His Breedlove guitar at it’s best, throw in some slide and a little harmonica, sweet vocals, whistlin’ and harmonies! 8:30 pm-12:30 am.

Northside Bar & Grill Around the Bend A New Year’s Eve celebration with rock ‘n’ roll band, Around the Bend, Playing rock from the ‘80s till now, with a champagne toast at midnight. 8:30 pm. northsidebarfun.com.

Silver Moon Brewing Triple Line Up

NYE Bash We are throwing down this New Year’s Eve with three of our favorite local bands! Join us to hear Third Seven, Cosmonautical, and Bravey Don. And because we love you very much, this party will be part of our no cover concert series, which means you can get down with us for free! 9 pm. No cover. facebook.com/ events/701380656665811.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover. strictlyorganic.com.

The American Legion Post 45 Highway 97 Rock ‘n’ roll show for the La Pine American Legion New Year’s Eve party! Come and ring in the new! 8 pm.

The Capitol Larry and His Flask Home-

town rockers Larry and His Flask mix punk rock and traditional roots to create something all their own. A New Year’s Eve celebration that is bound to get more than a little wild! 10 pm. $15-$20.

The Lot Andy Jacobs Start your NYE off early with some food and pre-funk fun with Andy Jacobs. Andy is the songwriting force behind the band, Goodbye Dyna. His original music can be described as grunge soaked pop songs. With over a hundred originals and a passion for unexpected covers and various genres, Andy is sure to have more than a few tricks up his sleeve.

6-8 pm. No cover. facebook.com/TheLotBend.

Velvet New Year’s Eve — Joseph Balsamo Weaving turn of the century blues with old country, and mid century folk to create his own unique acoustic brand of American music. He has lived and worked in Central Oregon since 2003, and has been the frontman for the throwback rock ‘n’ roll trio, Boxcar Stringband. An avid fan of blues music and old cars, Joseph will be heading into the studio in 2016 to record his latest collection of songs. 9 pm. No cover. velvetbend.com.

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CALENDAR MUSIC Big Band Tuesday & Lunch People over

60 years of age can enjoy big-band music and dancing performed by Alley Cats, 10:30-11:30 am. Free or low-cost lunch served from 11 am12:30 pm. Join us for a fun-filled day of great music and food. Tuesdays, 10:30am. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St.

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is a traditional bagpipe and drum band with members from the Central Oregon area. Experienced pipers and drummers are welcome to attend, along with those who are interested in taking up piping or drumming and would like to find out what it would take to learn and eventually join our group. Mondays, 5:30-7pm.

Bend Church of the Nazarene, 1270 NE 27th St. 541-633-3225. Free.

Central Oregon Community Orchestra

The orchestra [COCO] welcomes all musicians who enjoy playing music with others. Auditions are not necessary, but there are monthly dues.

For more information call 541-306-6768 or email cocomusicmakers@gmail.com. Wednesdays, 6:30pm. Cascade Middle School, 19619 SW Mountaineer Way.

Jazz at Joe’s Vol. 56 with King Louie and Renato Caranto Trio! Dec. 26, 7pm. CTC Cascade Theatre, 148 NW Greenwood Ave.

Celebrate the holiday season with Shady GroOove as they blend rock, blues, funk, Americana, jazz, jam, and classical music at McMenamins Old St. Francis, 12/26. ers—along with student performers from area high schools—for traditional and contemporary songs, dances, and Christmas readings. Plus, a special appearance by a popular yuletide visitor who’s sure to spread the holiday spirit!

Wed, Dec. 23, 7pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. Res. seating: $12 adults, $8 children.

Jazz at the Oxford Bobby Torres Ensemble,

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Maragas Winery Old Fashioned Open House Mulled wine, hot chocolate, and spiced

Adult Jazz Dance Class Intermediate level adult jazz dance class with members of Jazz Dance Collective. First class is free. Tuesdays, 7-8:30pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. 541-410-8451. $10.

driving Latin beat into the heart and soul of jazz. Dec. 26, 5 and 8:15pm and Dec. 27, 5pm.

The Oxford Hotel, 10 NW Minnesota Ave.

popcorn are complimentary. An old fashioned welcome that will harken you back to childhood. St. Nick will be honoring us with an official visit from noon-1:30 pm. From 1:30-3 pm, the Silverado Quartet will serenade us with their Holiday classics! Please bring a packaged food item for the Central Oregon Food Bank.

Dec. 24, 11am-3pm. Maragas Winery, 15523 SW Hwy 97. 541-546-5464. Free.

New Year’s Operetta Die Fledermaus in English Johann Strauss’ hilarious, cham-

pagne drenched operetta about the revenge of the bat. Featuring MET Opera baritone David Malis as the instigator Dr. Falke and guest artists Kari Burgess, Jocelyn Claire Thomas, Zachary Lennox, Matthew Habib, and Abigail Dock. Also starring Central Oregon artists Scott Carroll, Jason Stein and the OperaBend Chorus. Conducted by Michael Gesme, directed

by David Malis. Join Prince Orlofsky and OperaBend for a toast to music history’s Waltz King!

Thurs, Dec. 31, 7-9:30pm. Pinckney Center, COCC, 2600 NW College Way. 541-350-9805. $25-$40.

A Tower Christmas When it comes to

Argentine Tango Class & Práctica

Beginning tango class 6:30-7:30 pm followed by two hours of practice from 7:30-9:30 pm.

Individualized attention for beginner dancers in a friendly and supportive environment. No partner needed! Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30pm.

Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5.

Argentine Tango Milonga Tango dancing every 4th Saturday. For all levels of dancers.

No partner needed! Fourth Saturday of every month, 7:30-10:30pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5.

Beginner Salsa Classes Learn to dance

salsa in a friendly, group-class setting. This class focuses on the fundamentals of the dance, making it ideal for first-timers and those looking to add a solid foundation to their exciting salsa dance skills. Progressive fourclass series starting on the first Thursday of each month. Drop-ins also welcome. Thursdays, 6:30-7:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. 541-325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in.

holiday gatherings with friends and family, “the more the merrier” makes the season special.

Join Central Oregon’s top actors and sing-

Featured Event December 31, 2015

Ecstatic Dance Bend Dance your own dance in your own way in a supportive community of kindred spirits. Discover the power of movement improvisation for self-awareness, self-expression and holistic health. Ecstatic Dance - Every Wednesday at 7:00 pm Sunday Dance Church - Every Sunday at 11:00 am Wednesdays, 7pm and Sundays, 11am. Through July 2. Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. 360-870-6093. $10-$20.

Fun Salsa Patterns Dance Classes

Learn Salsa pattern combinations in this friendly and encouraging class in which you will learn to put together salsa dance pattern sequences including some fun turns. We recommend you feel comfortable with your basic salsa steps for this class. Thursdays, 7:30-8:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. 541-325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in.

Group Class & Ballroom Dance Get your dance on at our Friday night group class and dance! Class topic changes weekly. No experience or partner necessary. Ages 16-plus. All proceeds donated to Bend’s Community Center. Fridays, 7pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-314-4398. $5 per person includes the class & dance.

Scottish Country Dance Weekly Class

No experience or Scottish heritage necessary.

Weekly classes include beginner & advanced dances. Mondays, 7-9pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. First class is free, future classes are $5.

Wedding Dance Lessons Whether you

want to learn something spectacular to surprise your friends or just enough so you don’t trip over your new spouse, Victoria can get you comfortable for your first dance. It’s fun, sexy, and probably easier than you think! Ongoing.

Allegro Dance, 19833 SW Porcupine Dr. 541213-7127. $45/hour, 7th free.

The Belfry Presents

ANDRE THIERRY & ZYDECO MAGIC

West African Dance Class Every class

taught to live drumming by Fe Fanyi Drum Troupe. Mondays, 7:30pm. Victor Performing Arts, 2700 NE Fourth St. Suite 210. 818-6362465. $15 drop-in, $50 for five classes.

Zumba Zumba is a great cardio fitness class.

Great moves, great music. You won’t even know your working out. Tuesdays-Thursdays, 5:30-6:30pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. 541-788-2153. $7.

LOCAL ARTS Art & Wine, Oh My! In a relaxed, social setting, our local artists will guide you through replicating the evening’s featured painting.

Tuesdays, 6:30-8:30pm. Through Dec. 29. Level 2, 360 SW Powerhouse Dr. Suite 210. 541-2138083. $35-$45.

Art Marketplace A group exhibit of

Northwest Regional Artists’ smaller works in printmaking, painting, artist books, mixed media, calligraphy, and wood carving. Just in time for the holidays, find inspired gift-giving ideas for the hard-to-shop-for on your list.

Thursdays-Saturdays, 1-4pm. Through Dec. 26.

Piacentini Studio and Gallery, 1293 NE Third St. 541-633-7055. Free.

Artventure with Judy Artist-led painting

event! No experience necessary! Fee includes supplies. Pre-register and see upcoming images at artventurewithjudy.com. Tuesdays, 6-9pm.

Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. 541-410-3267. $25 pre-paid.

Print Salon Exhibit A6’s annual member

exhibit opens December 4 for First Friday.

“Print Salon” features scores of original prints by local artists hung salon-style from the

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Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band Practice The Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band

B12 therapy

for fatigue, stress, weight loss and PMS

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floor to the ceiling. Buy your favorite pieces right off the wall. A6 will fill in the holes and the exhibit will evolve over the course of the month. The exhibit closes on Christmas Eve. Mondays-Fridays, 10am-7pm. Through Dec. 24.

A6, 389 SW Scalehouse Ct. Suite 120. 541-3308759. Free.

PICK Small Wonders Show Celebrate the holiday season with a gallery-wide Small Wonders exhibit. Consider gift-giving this year from our variety of miniature art pieces for something particularly unique and inspiring!

Through Jan. 18, 2016. Hood Avenue Art, 357 W Hood Ave., Sisters. 541-719-1800. Free.

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PRESENTATIONS IDA Orientation Thinking of opening an

Individual Development Account (IDA) with NeighborImpact? Come to an orientation session and learn what’s involved. A coach will walk you through everything you should know before getting started. Tues, Dec. 29, 5:30pm.

NeighborImpact Office, 20310 Empire Ave., Suite A110. 541-323-6567. Free.

VOLUNTEERS Cafe + Retail + Event Space

Opening Soon!

150 NE Bend River Mall #260, Bend (Behind the Duck Store)

www.LookingGlassImportsAndCafe.com

Cascade Center

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350Deschutes Climate Advocacy & Education Use your special talents to en-

courage awareness of the need for meaningful climate action. We organize with leaders at schools, faith communities, nonprofit groups, and people in the community. Speak or organize educational events, attend rallies, write or do art about the climate. Bend, RSVP for address. 206-498-5887. Free.

Outreach Volunteer Go out and make

a change for animals right here in Central Oregon. We will empower you to use clinic resources and donations to help animals in difficult situations. 2016. Bend Spay and Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B-1.

541-617-1010.

Fences For Fido Help free dogs from

chains! We are seeking volunteers to come out and help us build fences for dogs who live on chains. No experience is required. Post sets take place on Tuesday or Wednesday and fence builds take place on Saturday or Sunday mornings and are complete in a couple of hours. Volunteers determine their own schedule. Sign up on Facebook: FFF Central Oregon Region Volunteers or Bend Canine Friends Meet Up group. More information can be found at fencesforfido.org. Fences for Fido is a 501 (c) (3) organization.

Workshop Center - Workshops & Classes - Photo Walks - Private Tutoring - Half & Full Day Tours

Portrait Studio - Business Portraits - Family Photos - Lifestyle & Architecture

Gatekeeper Program Through the Gatekeeper program, you would help us train community business staff and volunteers who may come into contact with seniors and adults with disabilities, to recognize warning signs that can indicate abuse, neglect, or an increased need for services or care. We also give examples of Gatekeeper referrals and how COCOA is able to connect clients with needed services and programs. Typically training presentations are about 20 minutes and include a PowerPoint program. Central Oregon Council on Aging, 373 NE Greenwood Ave. 541-678-5483.

Mentor Heart of Oregon Corps is a nonprofit

www.ccophoto.com Portrait Studio & Workshop Center

390 SW Columbia Street, Suite 110 Bend, Oregon 541-241-2266 welcome@ccophoto.com

that inspires and empowers positive change in youth through education, jobs, and stewardship. We are in need of caring adults who are willing to dedicate four hours each month to providing additional support and being positive role models to young people, helping them transform their lives and become successful members of society. For more information or to become a mentor, contact Amanda at 541-526-1380. Heart of Oregon YouthBuild, 68797 George Cyrus Rd. 541-526-1380.

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John Allen and Kim Kelley will play acoustic originals at Portello Wine Cafe, 12/26.

NeighborImpact Boomer Buddies Help

for volunteers to receive donations, sort, and price items. A variety of skills are appreciated, from apparel to electronics. Share your knowledge and get a great workout, too! The Brightside Thrift Store’s success is critical to the operations of our high-save shelter and our volunteers at the thrift store contribute directly to the care of our animals by making sure that all of our donations are processed and ready to purchase. Brightside Animal Thrift Store, 838 NW 5th St. 541-504-0101.

Volunteer—BCC Bend’s Community Center has a wide variety of volunteer opportunities for individuals over age 6. BCC serves meals Monday-Friday to seniors over 60 years of age from 11 am-12:30 pm. Every Sunday BCC hosts its Feed the Hungry program serving free breakfast and lunch to the needy in Central Oregon, as well as on Thanksgiving and Christmas. BCC also is looking for individuals to join our committees, including special events/marketing, programs, and fundraising. If interested in volunteering go to bendscommunitycenter. org or call 541-312-2069 for more information.

Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St.

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build relationships through positive guidance by spending quality time with preschool children from low-income communities. Buddies volunteer in our classrooms, playing and reading with little ones aged 3-5. Opportunities available in Bend, Redmond, LaPine, and Prineville. Contact Kathy at 541-323-6503 or kathypa@neighborimpact.org. NeighborImpact Head Start, 2303 SW First St.

Volunteer—BSNP You’ll be a superhero

to the animals at BSNP when you volunteer for this position! Save the day by coming in morning or afternoon to help scrub surgical instruments, clean dog kennel,s and help us get caught up on laundry. You’ll be an essential part of providing care to the animals that come to Bend Spay and Neuter Clinic. Bend Spay+Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B1. 541-617-1010.

Volunteer—Advisory Board Partners in Service Advisory organization members are concerned men and women who voluntarily use their professional skills and knowledge of the community to make a practical difference for their neighbors, strengthening The Salvation Army’s ability to serve. Bend, RSVP for address. 541-389-8888.

Volunteer Drivers Needed Volunteer drivers needed to transport veterans to the Bend VA Clinic and Portland VA Hospital. Must have clean driving record and be able to pass VA-provided physical and screening. Transportation vehicle is VA-provided 10-passenger van. Call John at 541-309-9804 or Paul at 541647-2363 for more details and information on the application process.

Warehouse Sorting and Pricing The Brightside Thrift Store in Redmond is looking

Beginning Aerial Central Oregon Aerial Arts is the premier, professional aerial silks acrobatics program with locations in both Bend and Sisters! Wednesdays-Saturdays-Sundays, 2:30-4pm. Central Oregon Aerial Arts, 63017 NE 18th St. 775-342-8710. $17.

Buddhist Mantras Chanting Explore the spiritual insights and learn how to correctly chant Buddhist Mantras in Japanese. Reservations required. Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, 10:30am-4pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-848-1255. $10.

Capoeira Capoeira is for all! Beginners can experience this exciting artform of Brazilian culture which incorporates martial arts, movement, music, acrobatics, and fun for all ages.

Adults all-levels fundamentals and music on Mondays. A kids capoeira class is available at the same time. Learn more at ucabend.com or call 541-678-3460. Mondays, 5:20-6:50pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. $25, three week introduction.

German Conversation Group With a tutor to learn conversational German. Mondays, 7-8pm. In Sisters, various locations. 541-5950318. Cost is variable depending upon number of students.

Japanese Group Lessons Group lessons

for both beginners and advanced students for all ages. Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, 10am-4pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-848-1255. $20 or $80 for five lessons.

Japanese Group Lessons Group lessons for both beginners and advanced students of

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all ages. Wednesdays, 5-6pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-633-7205. $15 or $55 for six lessons.

homeless. Community members are encouraged to visit the giving tree located in the lobby of the Pine Tavern and help make life a little easier this winter for families and individuals in housing transition. Through Dec. 24. Pine Tavern, 967 NW Brooks St. 541-382-5581.

West African Drumming Learn traditional

Grassroots Cribbage Club Newcomers welcome. For info contact Sue at 541-382-6281.

Mondays, 6-9pm. Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. $1 to $13.

The Holiday Mat Challenge The challenge,

Open Gym Looking for a place to roll around,

practice 10 pilates mat exercises everyday starting November 23rd until January 1st. For a video breakdown of the exercises visit EpicenterPilates.com. Accept this challenge and stay healthy, strong, and stress free this holiday season. Through Jan. 1, 2016. Epicenter Pilates, 888 NW Hill St. 541-525-5532. Free.

climb high in the air, juggle, and move your body? Come to Bend Circus Center, we’ve got mats, aerial silks, big mirrors, and lots of fun props. Thursdays, 7-9pm. Bend Circus Center, 20700 Carmen Lp. $5.

Oriental Palm Reading Discover how the brain, nerves, and lines connect in palmistry. Reservation required. Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, noon-5pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-383-5031. $20 an hour.

Last Saturday at The Old Iron Works

Oriental Palm Reading Discover how the

Shop Safety Orientation This is your first step to gaining access to the hundreds of tools at DIYcave. You’ll be introduced to how the shop functions and get a tour of the space including the basics of how the equipment works. To sign up and see more classes go DIYcave.com Tues, Dec. 29, 5-6pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $10.

West African Drumming Level II/III

Build on your knowledge, technique, and performance skills. Teacher/troupe director David Visiko and members of Fe Fanyi practice and play joyfully each Thursday. Any players with previous training, experience, and/or intermediate abilities welcome! Tuesdays, 7pm. Joy of Being Studio, 155 NW Hawthorne Ave. (behind address). 541-760-3204. $15.

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brain, nerves, and lines connect in palmistry.

Wednesdays, 6-7pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-848-1255. $10.

Art Marketplace, a group exhibit of regional artists, at Piacentini Studio and Gallery runs through 12/26.

your AcroYoga workshop or class. We are excited to create an AcroYoga community space to improve skill level, trust, communication, flexibility, and balance. New friends are always welcome! This is an all levels jam. Wednesdays, 7-9pm. Through Dec. 30. Bend Circus Center, 20700 Carmen Lp. $5.

Bend Chamber Business After Hours

Hear a sneak preview of upcoming shows and exclusive member benefits. Go behind the scenes and experience the “real” Tower Theatre during this special mixer. Hear how the nonprofit Tower Theatre Foundation provides performing arts and education programs to our community and area schools. Plus, enter raffles for Tower tickets, CDs, and autographed posters. Food and drink provided. Fourth Thursday of every month, 5-7pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. Always free, always fun.

Acro Jam Gather with friends to train hard and have fun while finessing the skills from

Gift

PICK Blacklight Blast Nighttime tubing

featuring backlight and glow runs, laser lights, music, and more. Reservations requested, space is limited. Sat, Dec. 26, 6:30-8:30pm.

SHARC, 57250 Overlook Rd. 541-585-3147. $15, $12 SROA members.

Geeks Who Drink Each week geek teams of up to six challenge one another in eight rounds of all-out fun and randomness! The rounds vary from week to week, but generally deal with music, movies, comics, TV, books, science, history, news, food, beer, geography, and more. Tuesdays, 8-10pm. The Platypus Pub, 1203 NE Third St. 541-323-3282. Free.

Giving Tree for Bethlehem Inn The Pine Tavern is hosting a giving tree this holiday season benefiting families and individuals served by the Bethlehem Inn. Last year, more than 2,000 people in the tri-county area were

An amalgamation of creative intention, Armature, Cinder Cone, Stuarts of Bend, and The Workhouse are all open late with music, eats, drinks, and art for everyone. This summer, the Workhouse has taken up teaching art classes like recycled scrap metal reworking and art business pitching, only widening the variety of mediums that show themselves in the creative spaces. Last Saturday of every month, 6pm.

The Old Iron Works, 50 SE Scott St. Free.

Maragas Winery Old Fashioned Open House Mulled wine, hot chocolate, and spiced

popcorn are complimentary. An old fashioned welcome that will harken you back to childhood. St. Nick will be honoring us with an official visit from noon-1:30 pm. From 1:30-3 pm, the Silverado Quartet will serenade us with their Holiday classics! Please bring a packaged food item for the Central Oregon Food Bank.

Dec. 24, 11am-3pm. Maragas Winery, 15523 SW Hwy 97. 541-546-5464. Free.

New Year’s Operetta Die Fledermaus in English Johann Strauss’ hilarious, cham-

pagne drenched operetta about the revenge of the bat. Featuring MET Opera baritone David Malis as the instigator Dr. Falke and guest artists Kari Burgess, Jocelyn Claire Thomas, Zachary Lennox, Matthew Habib, and Abigail Dock. Also starring Central Oregon artists Scott Carroll, Jason Stein and the OperaBend Chorus. Conducted by Michael Gesme, directed

by David Malis. Join Prince Orlofsky and OperaBend for a toast to music history’s Waltz King!

Thurs, Dec. 31, 7-9:30pm. Pinckney Center, COCC, 2600 NW College Way. $25-$40.

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rhythms, and experience the brain-enhancing, healing and joyful benefits of West African drumming from experienced teacher David Visiko. This is a beginner class open to anyone who has ever been drawn to drumming!

Thursdays, 7pm. Joy of Being Studio, 155 NW Hawthorne Ave. $15.

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Get More Green for Your Green Last week for tax free cannabis! Taxes start January 1st.

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Songwriter and solo acoustic act JB Boxter at M&J Tavern, 12/22. Photo by Shannon Lynn Photography.

Open Monday - Saturday 11 - 8 / Sunday 12 - 6 Open Christmas Eve and New Years Day! 70 SW Century Drive (next to Goodlife Brewery)

541-213-6724 www.oregoneuphorics.com

New Year, New Books Teen book swap and canned food drive. Dec. 31, 3-4pm.

Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free.

able. Service fees can be found at bendsnip. org. Saturdays, 10am. Bend Spay and Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B-1.

The Old Mill has holiday happenings for all ages—whether you’re in the mood for a sleigh ride or want to enjoy a few Christmas classics by carolers. If giving is on your list, stop at the Tree of Joy in Santaland—obviously, the big guy will be there for a photo op—and draw the name of someone in need. SantaLand along with the Hilton Garden Inn will accept unwrapped gifts through Dec. 13. Through Dec. 31. Old Mill District, 520 SW Powerhouse Dr. Free.

Rain, Snow, or Shine Exhibit From rain to shine to snow to hail, weather plays a large role in how we live our everyday lives. It affects how we dress, our daily activities, the crops we grow, work we do, and water we use. How do we know what the weather will be? To understand it we need to know about seasons, weather patterns, how to forecast weather and the impacts it has on our environment. Every fourth Tuesday, 10am-4pm.

Through Feb. 21. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-382-4754. $15 adult, $12 senior, $9 children.

A Tower Christmas When it comes to hol-

Teen Night Teens only night at SHARC’s

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iday gatherings with friends and family, “the more the merrier” makes the season special.

Join Central Oregon’s top actors and singers— along with student performers from area high schools—for traditional and contemporary songs, dances, and Christmas readings. Plus, a special appearance by a popular yuletide visitor who’s sure to spread the holiday spirit!

Wed, Dec. 23, 7pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. Res. seating: $12 adults, $8 children.

Pool Tournament Cash Cup Anyone can join in, regardless of experience! We also have karaoke going on every Tuesday and Thursday, so there’s a lot of fun going on all night!

APA rules, winnings based on number of participants. Tuesdays, 8pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-760-9412. $5.

Preventative Walk-in Pet Wellness Clinic First come, first served. Vaccines, mi-

crochips, toenail trims, and de-worming avail-

indoor pool. Open to ages 12-18, festivities include water-themed games and contests.

Reservations suggested at 541-585-3147.

Wed, Dec. 23, 8-10:15pm and Wed, Dec. 30, 8-10:15pm. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Rd. $10 public, $7 SROA members.

PICK Trivia Tuesdays Pick your smartest friends to make teams of two-to-five people for a mind-bending game of trivia. A new host each week comes up with six categories with six questions in each category. The team with the most points wins swag! Another fun night at The Lot with great food, beer, and friends. Come join! Interested in being a trivia host? Email: info@thelotbend.com for details.

Tuesdays, 6-8pm. The Lot, 745 NW Columbia St. Free.

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Community Fire Gathering Potluck meal followed by gathering around consecrated fire.

Last Friday of every month, 6:30pm. Sacred Fire Community Hearth, 2801 NE Lapointe Ct. 541-241-6056. Free.

Senior Meal Program Through a con-

Cool Cars and Coffee All makes, models welcome. Saturdays, 8am. C.E. Lovejoy’s Brookswood Market, 19530 Amber Meadow Dr. Italian Language Group Italian language learning, study, and conversation group. All levels welcome. Mondays, 1-2pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541639-7513. Free.

Mindful Movement Pilates A gentle

pilates class led by Paula Logan that focuses on deliberate and mindful movement of the body. Learn how to reduce stress, to release tense muscles, and to perform exercises properly. This class will help build strength with an emphasis on core strength, stretching, and increased flexibility. Bands, overballs, and pilates mats are provided. A foam roller is recommended for this class. All fitness levels.

Thursdays. Healthy Lifestyle Resource Center, 2525 NE Twin Knolls Dr. Suite 9. 541-306-3836. $8.

Italian Language Study Group Italian language learning, study, and conversation group.

All levels welcome. Saturdays, 11am-12:30pm.

Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-749-2010. Free.

NAMI Depression & Bipolar Disorder Support Group Mondays, 7-9pm. First

Best Gifts Can practicing generosity be

a spiritual practice, a focused way to bring meaning, depth, integrity into our lives? Guest speaker, Rev. Mary Katherine Morn, talks about how generosity can open up pathways to compassion, connection, and joy. Dec. 27, 10:30-11:30am. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 61980 Skyline Ranch Rd. 541-385-3908.

Adelines’ Showcase Chorus Practice

For more information call Diane at 541-4474756 or showcasechorus.org. Mondays, 6:30-9pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave.

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Children & Family Service Lifting up

the magic of love from our families during this holiday time, we will read the story, Too Many Tamales, by Gary Soto. We’ll sing carols, too, and enjoy the beauty of the season. There will be an offering dedicated to Bethlehem Inn. Holiday treats to follow. Dec. 24, 5-5:30pm.

Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 61980 Skyline Ranch Rd. 541-385-3908.

Al-Anon Family Groups 12-step group for friends and families of alcoholics. Check

KIDS’ EVENTS

Capoeira Kids Ages 5 and up. Capoeira is for all! Beginners can experience this exciting artform of Brazilian culture, which incorporates martial arts, movement, music, acrobatics, and fun for all ages. An adult capoeira class is available at the same time.

Learn more at ucabend.com or call 541-6783460. Mondays, 5:20-6:20pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. $25, three week introduction.

LEGO Block Party Read! Build! Play!

PICK Carriage Rides Enjoy complimentary carriage rides with Cowboy Carriage. This is magical way to enjoy the lights, music, and riverside beauty of Central Oregon in this crisp winter season.

Carriages will pick up and drop off between Francesca’s and Ben & Jerry’s and any donations or tips will benefit Kids Center, a local non-profit that helps prevent child abuse. Wed, Dec. 23, 2-5pm, Sun, Dec. 27, 2-5pm, Mon, Dec. 28, 2-5pm and Tues, Dec. 29, 2-5pm. Old Mill District, 680 SW Powerhouse Dr. 541-312-0131. Free.

Harry Potter Story Hour Drop in for

Children & Family Service Lifting up the magic of love from our families during this holiday time, we will read the story, Too Many Tamales, by Gary Soto. We’ll sing carols, too, and enjoy the beauty of the season.

Dec. 24, 5-5:30pm. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 61980 Skyline Ranch Rd. 541385-3908.

Downtown Bend Snow Party Stories and activities to celebrate snow. All ages welcome. Dec. 31, 10:30am. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free.

United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-480-8269. Free.

Overeaters Anonymous Meeting Mondays-noon-Saturdays, 9:30am and Thursdays-noon. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-306-6844. Free.

Christmas Eve Carol Service Gathering

to sing familiar songs in a spirit of peace is a gift; we will celebrate the blessings of being together on this most wondrous night of the year. The collection will be taken for Bethlehem Inn, Bend’s shelter for the homeless. Dec. 24, 6:30-7:30pm. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 61980 Skyline Ranch Rd. 541-385-3908.

Communicators Plus Toastmasters

Thursdays, 6:30-7:45pm. DEQ Office, 475 NE Bellevue Dr. Suite 110. 541-388-6146.

Join other builders and a gazillion LEGOs. Wed, Dec. 30, 2:30pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free.

East Bend Snow Party Stories, crafts, activities for a cold winter day. All ages welcome. Dec. 29, 10am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free.

our weekly story hour, featuring Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. This is a free event with Harry Potter themed treats and gelato for purchase. There will be no story hour on Christmas Eve. Ages: Tiny through Dumbledore, all welcome! Thursdays, 4-5pm. Bonta Natural Artisan Gelato, 920 NW Bond St. Suite 108. Free.

No School Fun Hang Out Day A safe

and fun place to drop of your kids during no-school days for activities while you work, do errands, or have fun day of your own. We have planned activities and free play times, while still utilizing teachable moments to reinforce academic skills, success attributes (proactivity, self-awareness, perseverance, etc.), and exploration of students’ interests.

4-13 years. Discounts for early enrollment.

Half-day options also available: 7:45am12:30pm or 12:45am-5:30pm Wed, Dec. 23, 7:45am-5:30pm, Mon, Dec. 28, 7:45am5:30pm, Tues, Dec. 29, 7:45am-5:30pm and Wed, Dec. 30, 7:45am-5:30pm. Samara Learning Center, 1735 SW Chandler Ave. 541-419-3324. $35-$70.

Nordic Youth Club Bend Endurance

Academy Youth Club is a fun-focused program that introduces young people to the basics of cross country skiing and the joys of winter. During the weekend sessions, participants will learn both classic and skate technique through ski games, skill exercises and skiing adventures from an enthusiastic, experienced and professionally trained group of coaches. Saturdays-Sundays, 9amnoon Through Feb. 28. In Bend, call for info.

541-480-4563. $225-$325.

Redmond Lego Block Party Read!

Build! Play! Join other builders and a gazillion legos. Thurs, Dec. 31, 10:30am-noon.

Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free.

Redmond Snow Party Snow crafts,

plus an awesome New Year’s countdown.

Dec. 30, 10:30am-12:30pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond.

Free.

Santa in SantaLand In the magical

place called SantaLand, children can capture Santa’s ear with their hearts’ desires while our photographer captures the moment on film. Local celebrities will take turns posing as jolly Old St. Nick, so parents are invited to secretly guess who’s behind the disguise. Wed, Dec. 23, 11am-5pm. Old Mill District SantaLand, 320 SW Powerhouse Dr. 541-312-0131. Photographs are $10 each for a 5x7 print or $15 per jpeg.

Socrates Cafe Group People from different backgrounds get together and exchange thoughtful ideas and experiences while embracing the Socratic Method. Open to all comers. Fourth Thursday of every month, 6-7pm.

Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-749-2010. Free.

Spanish Club Spanish language study and

conversation group. All levels welcome. Thursdays, 3:30-5pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-749-2010. Free.

LEGO Block Party All ages. Read! Build!

Play! Join other builders and a gazillion LEGO pieces. Tues, Dec. 29, 11am-1pm. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters.

Free.

Movement, Music & Stories Ages 3-5 Movement and stories to develop skills and fun with music. Dec. 30, 10:30am. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. Free.

Tween Yoga This class for 10-12 year olds, will introduce the basics of yoga to help build strength and flexibility. Flowing sequences and physically challenging postures can help increase self-confidence, balance, and compassion. Breathing exercises can increase mental awareness and focus which can help with school work and challenging everyday situations. Some partner and group work will be included. Wednesdays, 4-5:15pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541-550-8550. $5-$6.

Winter Break Camp At Wildheart’s Winter Break Camp we evoke the energy of cold-loving creatures as we venture into the white fields of Skyliner Lodge. During these four magical days we will be making fire, building snow shelters, practicing magic, and learning how to find our way in a cold, sparkling world. Wildheart Beaver Builders: 12/28, Wildheart Fire Dancers: 12/29, Dragon Riders: 12/30, Juniper Jedis: 12/31.

Mon, Dec. 28, 9am-3:30pm, Tues, Dec. 29, 9am-3:30pm, Wed, Dec. 30, 9am-3:30pm and Thurs, Dec. 31, 9am-3:30pm. Skyliners Lodge, 16125 Skyliners Rd. $55-$65.

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tract with Central Oregon Council on Aging (COCOA) BCC hosts a senior meal program, providing a healthy lunch to seniors and their guests. In addition, Bend’s Community Center offers a comfortable senior library with billiards, computer, and internet access. Mondays-Fridays, 11am-12:30pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-312-2069. Free-$3.

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Church choirs appeal to the masses

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Kathleen Keliher with Hood Avenue Art says it’s not uncommon to find smaller art this time of year.

“It’s not so expensive and it’s not such a commitment like [purchasing] a huge painting,” she says. “Everyone just thought they wanted to bring in small art,” she says of the several artists whose work is regularly on display at Hood Avenue Art. Singing praises to the rooftops can help ramp up the Christmas spirit. Photo courtesy of Gospel Choir of the Cascades

When I first moved to Bend, I had no real sense of identity, especially when it came to religion. A few years in Catholic school had taught me I wasn’t a Catholic and a few different Christian day camps and Bible studies made me realize that I wasn’t sure if I was religious, spiritual, or none of the above.

But even through all of my own personal searching, I always appreciated some good gospel music. The smooth and calming delivery from a choir of beautiful voices put me in a place where I was envious of everyone who believed in something so deeply that they felt compelled to sing their praises.

So, as I settled in, I decided to try again and went to all kinds of different places to see what my brain would tell me to latch onto. The last place I landed was a church with a pulpit made out of welded together skateboards and I realized that maybe none of it was for me and I needed to age up a little before I could truly understand what I believed. But still, that envy remains.

As we come closer to Christmas, church choirs start putting on performances, usually fairly late on Christmas Eve. Through the years, choral performances became sparser, with churches seeking out new demographics by updating the organ/vocal combo by throwing in some electric guitars, bass lines, and drums. Initially the change felt disingenuous to me, like a last ditch effort to appeal to a youth that was ever so swiftly shrugging of the strictures of organized religion for something a little more casual.

But everything else is given a chance to evolve, so why not church music? It shouldn’t need to stay traditional if the people playing the music don’t want it to. When talking with different people from different churches, I

learned everyone involved with church music comes at it from a different angle.

Ben Emory Larson runs the music/worship program at Antioch Church. His experience with music is wide and varied. Growing up, he studied primarily classical piano, clarinet, and voice, while dabbling in worship music and jazz, and studied theater and music at Portland State University. But despite receiving a scholarship offer to do graduate work in theater writing at New York University, Larson opted to come back to his roots.

“I turned it down to stay in Bend and work at Antioch Church—I was originally hired to start the choir,” Larson explains, “and ever since I’ve been playing a mix of rock, classical, folk, country, and musical theater, with the occasional dash of Dixieland jazz.”

Antioch isn’t the only congregation that has moved away from traditional hymnals to incorporate a broader range of musical styles and influences. The result is a richly varied tapestry of worship music.

“It varies widely from church to church, denomination to denomination, city to city, and even region to region,” Larson says. “Churches develop their services and practices from past traditions and their founders’ instincts about the culture their spiritual community is attempting to reach. There’s no perfect formula for doing church the ‘right’ way; it’s the heartbeat and message of a church that matters, not the style.”

As such, he explains, the shift from organs and voices to drums and guitar, doesn’t change the message or even necessarily reduce the amount of singing that happens in services. But that evolution isn’t without growing pains.

Eileen Heaton, director of Traditional Music Ministries at First Presbyterian Church, says that church communities across the globe are struggling with balancing the history of the traditional hymns with a more modern interpretation that keeps congregants engaged.

It’s a feat that requires particular flexibility from longtime church members—Heaton says some members have been singing with First Presbyterian’s choir for more than 40 years.

“I am humbled by the dedicated service the choir provides by the camaraderie—communion—that is the result of struggling with the ‘page,’ with the composer’s intentions, with truly being of service, with expressing the theme of the service in a way that only music can,” she says. “They incorporate praying with their bodies with their musical knowledge and with their hearts. It’s an ‘all in’ experience.”

It’s this camaraderie that played a large role in attracting new Bendite Julie Brown to the choir. She moved to Bend from Japan this past May and is singing at the First Presbyterian candlelight service on Christmas Eve. Even though this is her first Christmas singing with a church choir, her connection to church choirs is life long.

“I have been extremely interested in gospel church choirs and people who have been singing with a choir since childhood—the heavenly acoustics in churches are also an attractive feature,” Brown explains. “I consider myself more spiritual than following the religious path, but I am very much attracted to the inclusiveness of the church choir of the First Presbyterian Church. Also, attending a church seems to be the most fitting place to be on Christmas Eve, doesn’t it?”

Small paintings, jewelry, fiber arts, and sculptures created by more than 20 different artists are part of the exhibit. The money from purchasing gifts from the gallery supports the Sisters-area based artists.

“Everyone in here is a local artist, so they’d be supporting the community,” Keliher says.

Although the holidays will soon be over, Keliher says people are always looking for quality, original art, jewelry and gifts.

Hood Avenue Art hosts a wide range of work by mixed media artists, wood and metal workers, oil painters, and glass artists. The gallery also sells original handmade notecards, jewelry boxes, and outdoor sculpture.

Pieces created for the Small Wonders exhibit range from $30 for hand-made jewelry and up to $250 for tiny paintings.

Hood Avenue Art is also open during the Fourth Friday stroll in Sisters through Jan. 25.

Hood Avenue Art 357 West Hood Ave., Sisters Daily: 10 am-5 pm

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Through the end of December, one art gallery is offering miniature pieces to make giving the gift of art more affordable. The Small Wonders exhibit—started by local artists at Hood Avenue Art Gallery in Sisters—is now in its second year.

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Just Another Hole in the Wall Rat Hole Brewing expands to Sunriver

By Brian Jennings

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entral Oregon has more than 30 craft breweries. Oregon—and Bend in particular—have been honored with countless awards and national publicity touting the progressive beer culture found here. The competition is keen, and the varieties and styles seem endless. Bend’s Rat Hole Brew Pub in the Old Mill District, and now also in Sunriver’s Business Park, is one of many examples of this evolution in our beer culture.

The Rat Hole Brew Pub opened in Bend in 2013 and immediately became popular because of its unique small batch brews and Southwestern style food. It all started in 2007, when Susan Toepfer bought her husband a home brew kit for Christmas. At the time, Al was a technician at a Chevy dealership, and he says he had no idea he would eventually become a brewer and restaurant owner.

Soon their Seattle home smelled of fermenting brew as small carboys topped with airtight fermentation locks burped the gaseous conversion of sugars into alcohol and finally beer. A brewer was born, and there was no turning back.

In the meantime, Susan’s brother Les was living in Bend. As he tells the story, after much persuasion (and a few beers), Al and Susan decided to move to Bend, too. An old shack located on a small farm southeast of Bend, fondly called the “Rat Hole,” was renovated, and—after two and a half years of working through the permit and inspection process— licensed to become a small brewery. The Bend pub opened on July 16, 2013, and the first Rat Hole beer was served.

The risk in opening a restaurant/pub is significant, but quality small batch beers, great food, location, timing, and perseverance were

Al and Susan Toepfer, owners of Rat Hole, Sunriver. Photo by Brian Jennings.

on Rat Hole’s side. Les assumed ownership of the Old Mill brew pub while Al and Susan took over the former RBJ’s restaurant in the Business Park at Sunriver and opened Rat Hole Brewing in Sunriver on October 6.

With more space, Toepfer will soon have his two-and-a-half-barrel brewing system operating at the new location the with ability to serve both the Bend and Sunriver restaurants. Expansion plans are in the works for a five-barrel system, but Toepfer says he has no plans to grow large.

“Small batch beer is where I’m at,” he explains.

“I enjoy doing my own thing, and I’m not looking at distribution. I like to experiment and try new things, and that’s more difficult to do if you’re distributing.”

When Al’s not brewing, he is often found alongside his wife at the new brewpub loca-

tion in Sunriver. Recently, they began serving breakfast on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday mornings from 7 am to 2 pm. (Dungeness crab cake benedict accompanied by a freshsqueezed orange juice mimosa? Mmmmm, good.)

Al gladly shows curious customers where the new brewing system will be located alongside the pool tables. The restaurant features high quality foods with a Southwestern flair using the freshest, locally-sourced ingredients paired to complement the batch beers.

Longtime Sunriver resident David Cohen is the restaurant’s chef. Large plate entrees include a carnitas burrito, huevos rancheros, and roasted chicken (served with southwestern cole slaw, white truffle fries, and Hatch chili honey mustard sauce), to mention a few.

In the mood for soup? Try the popular New Mexico rib-eye chili.

There’s live entertainment on the weekends at the Sunriver Rat Hole. Friday nights it’s karaoke, and Saturday nights feature live, local bands from 8 to11 pm. The Sunriver location also offers a full bar and a complimentary small plate appetizer with any two hand-crafted signature drinks. (Rat-rita, anyone?)

Local brewing has come a long way since prohibition. Al and Susan Toepfer remain true to the art of brewing small batches, providing quality food, and greeting customers as friends at their new location in Sunriver’s Business Park at 56880 Venture Lane.

Rat Hole Brewing 56880 Venture Ln Mon-Thurs 11am - close Fri-Sat 7am-11pm Sun 7am-9pm

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in its 19th year, Gingerbread Junction is a favorite community display of sweetly decorative houses. Guests who want to get in on the holiday cheer can fill out the participation form to reserve a “lot,” with all proceeds and matching donations from Sunriver Resort benefiting the Newberry Habitat for Humanity. Gingerbread Junction will be on display in the Abbot Room. Through Jan. 1, 2016. Sunriver Resort, 17600 Center Dr. 855-420-8206.

Large lot $50, medium $25, small $15.

Maragas Winery Old Fashioned Open House Mulled wine, hot chocolate, and spiced popcorn are compli-

mentary. An old-fashioned welcome that will harken you back to childhood. St. Nick will be honoring us with an official visit from noon-1:30 pm. From 1:30-3 pm, the Silverado Quartet will serenade us with their Holiday classics! Please bring a packaged food item for the Central Oregon Food Bank. Dec. 24, 11am-3pm.

Maragas Winery, 15523 SW Hwy 97. No cover.

Sunriver Resort, 17600 Center Dr. 541593-3740. Dinner $75, party $50.

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New Year’s Eve at the Vineyard

perfect last minute present for someone else (or yourself)? Get 24% off bottles purchased to go for Christmas Eve! We close early on Christmas Eve, so get here early! BTBS will be closed on Christmas Day. Dec. 24, 11am-8pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln.

Sunriver Resort New Year’s Eve Dinner & Party Reservations required,

Beer & Wine Tastings We always have a wonderful selection of beer and wine! Come join us every Friday and Saturday. Fridays-Saturdays, 3:30-5:30pm.

Newport Avenue Market, 1121 NW Newport Ave. 541-382-3940. Free.

Ring in the New Year the winery way with live music and a sit-down dinner from a guest chef, plus wine pairings. Dec. 31, 7pm. Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards, 70450 NW Lower Valley Dr. $125.

call 541-593-3740. Entry to the plated dinner includes entry to the NYE party for ages 21+. Dance and party the night away. Live entertainment, party favors, photograph, and champagne toast at midnight. Dec. 31, 5-10 and 8pm-1am.

Deschutes Brewery Community Pint Night Deschutes Brewery will

donate $1 per pint sold every Tuesday of the month of December to City Care and City Thrift. Have a beer and give back!

City Care exists to help provide sustainable housing, financial assistance and friendship to our city’s underprivileged.

They are largely funded by their local thrift store City Thrift, and are currently seeking grants and donations as well to further our impact on the community.

Help us support their important work!

(In the Bend tasting room at the main brewery, $2 per growler fill on Tuesdays will go to the same charity.) Tues, Dec. 29, 11am-11pm. Deschutes Brewery Public House, 1044 NW Bond St. 541-382-9242.

Free admission.

Firkin Friday A different firkin each

week. $3 firkin pints until it’s gone.

Fridays, 4pm. Worthy Brewing, 495 NE Bellevue Dr. 541-639-4776.

Meet the Brewer 21+. Last Saturday of every month, 6pm. Crossings at the Riverhouse, 3075 N Hwy 97. Free.

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Keep it light and crisp, or dark and barrel-aged

By Kevin Gifford

Photo courtesy of 10 Barrel Brewing Co.

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ooking for something a little special to break out at Christmas dinner? Or simply dreading the thought of a week snowed in with your extended family without booze? Bend’s local breweries have you covered—and in two very different ways, too.

Last week saw the release of Bubbly from 10 Barrel, the first time the rapidly expanding brewery has released a cider. Debuting at the Pray for Snow party a little while back at their production facility, Bubbly was a side project for experimental brewer Tonya Cornett for a couple years before finally seeing release. As ciders go, its ingredients are pretty straight-line—Pink Lady and Granny Smith apples from a farm in Yakima, Washington—but the difference is the wine yeast Cornett used for fermentation.

This results in a very champagne-y look and feel (hence the name), something that was very clear during Bubbly’s debut event.

It’s light in color, subtle in flavor, and at 6.5 percent alcohol, not going to put a major dent in your evening. And while its dryness might not be your cup of tea if you’re into

the sweeter drinks that a lot of craft cideries pride themselves on, it’s a lovely alternative to beer that should go well with a lot of the food you’d traditionally eat for Christmas.

Something not so traditional, meanwhile, debuted down the street at Crux Fermentation Project last weekend. Nordic Saison, the seventh release in its One-Off Banished series, is a collaboration with Anders Kissmeyer, a veteran Danish brewer who founded the well-known Nørrebro Bryghus before going solo in 2010. It’s described as an experiment on Kissmeyer’s part, a series of saison-type ales that he’s brewing with a number of breweries worldwide using the same base recipe.

Pouring dark as a lump of coal, it’s flavored with blackberry honey, heather flowers, and rose hips, then socked into wine barrels with a wild strain of yeast for good measure. Like all the One-Offs, it’s a pretty limited release (only 20 cases were bottled), so if you don’t mind the $29 price tag for a bomber, run on over if you like your beers thick, heavy, and full of Christmas cheer.

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Cannon has good reason to be excited, as the SROA now prepares for its second year of staging the “Blacklight Blast” at the SHARC, the Sunriver Homeowners’ Aquatic & Recreation Center. The “Blacklight Blast” is an inner-tubing event that began last year with two sessions that sold out quickly, so Cannon and her colleagues decided to increase the number of options this year.

ith winter upon us and snow falling in the mountains, there is an abundance of opportunities to enjoy the solitude offered by our Central Oregon backcountry.

One popular winter outing is a trek to Elk Lake Resort on the Cascade Lakes Highway.

In the winter you can only drive as far as Mt. Bachelor; from there the highway is closed.

But the resort is 11 miles beyond, so there are basically three ways to access it. For a fee, the resort will meet and transport you by snowcat, or you can reach it yourself by snowmobile or crosscountry skis.

But her “addiction” is not limited to tubing.

Cannon has produced many events using blacklights, including dances and even volleyball games. She started her obsession years ago by bringing after-hours excitement to the putting course at Sunriver, with each hole silhouetted by glow sticks and using flashing gold balls.

Some people have even used their fat tire bikes in the winter if the snow is firmly packed, but the resort owners caution bikers to pay attention to conditions. Packed snow on the trail is much easier to navigate on a bike than fresh powder. Another consideration is the 1,500-foot difference in elevation between Mt. Bachelor and the resort. Wendy Prieve, who owns the resort along with her husband, says people who bike in invariably ask to be brought out on a snowcat because of the elevation gain.

Blacklight and glow lighting opens up a whole new world for nighttime recreation, Cannon explains, adding that people are drawn to the color, which she describes as “a glowing black-purple haze on a white background.”

She says it’s an even more spectacular sight when there’s a snowy background.

A laser light show on the hill is a popular highlight of these downhill events. The hill to the top is black-lighted, producing a glow that frames the entire tubing hill. And those who participate are given glowing necklaces that she says “tend to light things up” with the movement up and down the hills. All lighting, including the laser show, is produced

by Bend’s Flip Flop Sounds, which features a DJ and a full evening of music to enjoy while sliding down the hill. The “Blacklight Blast” also presents unconventional opportunities for family photos.

While Central Oregon has been getting its fair share of snow this year, there are no worries if the snow does melt. The tubing runs are designed for use with or without snow, although the black light glow takes on different dimensions.

So with Cannon’s admitted addiction to black and glow lighting events, what does she

Tubers can have a blast under the blacklights in Sunriver. Photo courtesy of SROA.

have up her sleeve for the future? She says she has nothing specific in mind but admits that you can do just about anything with blacklights to make it more fun and really interesting.

The tubing hill at the SHARC is open daily from 10 am to 3 pm through Jan. 3. Please note that personal sleds are not allowed. The entire SHARC complex encompasses 22 acres and includes a tot pool and sand play area, cafe, picnic area and picnic pavilion, playground, basketball court, bocce ball court, year-round tubing hill, and an outdoor amphitheater. For the holidays, you can get

your glow on at the SHARC’s Blacklight Blast.

The next event is Dec. 26, followed by a popular New Year’s event on Jan. 1. Additional blacklight slide events are planned for Jan. 16, Feb. 6, and Feb. 13.

Blacklight Blast Various dates 6:30-8:30 pm, SHARC, 57250 Overlook Rd, Sunriver, OR 97707 $12 members, $15 non-members (price includes tube rentals and unlimited runs)

This is the third winter the Prieves have owned the resort, and Wendy says she’s excited as she watches the snow continue to pile up. Currently, they have nearly six feet and are expecting more during the holidays.

Some people choose to make a day trip to the resort, while others rent one of 13 cabins and bring friends and family for longer stays. Lunch and dinner are served during the week, and breakfast is available on weekends. Snowmobiles can be rented at the resort for either a half day or a full day.

The resort will also host a New Year’s Eve event that includes dinner and music by the popular local band “Strive Roots.” In February, you can enjoy a special Valentine’s Day dinner. While Elk Lake is easily accessed during warmer months, the solitude and beauty of winter more than make up for the extra effort it takes to reach the resort.

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Coyotes Forever

The oxymoronic management of a species

By Jim Anderson

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first became interested in coyotes shortly after I rolled into Bend on my good old ‘51 OHV Harley in September of ‘74. A couple of years later, I met and enjoyed a wonderful association with Henry Tonseth, ranger of the U.S. Forest Service Fort Rock District. We became good pals when I started doing research on coyotes, after I read a piece in the Bulletin with the headline, “Brothers School Closed Because of Rabid Coyote,” or something to that affect.

However, when I began asking about the alleged rabid coyote, Dr. Ward, a wonderful veterinarian in Bend, told me it hadn’t died of rabies, but of 1080 poisoning. When I asked questions about 1080, that started me down the trail of so-called predator control. Henry helped me to find the location of every poison station on the Fort Rock District.

The questions about 1080 led me to the people who were using it; U.S. government “trappers” working for the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service’s (USFWS) Predator and Rodent Control program (PARC). The more I studied, the more I found the title to be an oxymoron: Coyotes eat rodents, and the more one kills coyotes the more one has to suffer with rodents, duuuuhhh.

Turned out 1080 is the catalog name for sodium fluoroacetate, an organofluorine chemical compound developed in WWII as a weapon of mass destruction. Last I heard there is no antidote for the stuff. After the war, government trappers thought it would work wonders in predator control. It did, but it also killed anything else that ate the poisoned horse meat: including eagles.

When I discovered that was going on, I wrote a letter to the director of the USFWS in an attempt to stop the use of the stuff. The answer to my letter (which I still have in my files) said in part, “Thank you Mr. Anderson for reporting dead eagles from 1080 poisoning; they are shot as a nuisance in Alaska.”

The U.S. Department of the Interior’s registration of 1080 as a field rodenticide was withdrawn following a 1972 Executive Order, President Nixon’s work. But it’s tough to change old habits — or get in the way of commerce — since 2001 the use of 1080 in the USA has been reported to be in use again in livestock protection collars used to protect sheep and goats from coyotes in eight western states. At least they’re going after the coyote doing the damage—something they should have done almost 200 years ago.

The main reason coyotes have populated the entire U.S. of A. is because of the indiscriminate methods the government trappers used when they went after them, with no thought to how the coyote was going to react to such pressure.

The wolf was easy to exterminate, they’re family animals that run in social groups. All the trappers had to do was spread poison in their home range, shoot the stragglers, then dig the pups out of the dens and the job was

A coyote looking for some peace and quiet. Photo by Jim Anderson

done; no more wolves.

When the sheep people moved their beautiful, delicious, cloven-hoofed locusts into the forests and sagebrush country of the West to eat everything in sight, the coyotes probably thought they’d died and gone to heaven. They may have also thought that humans were the most benevolent creatures on earth, sending that tasty food supply out for them to gobble up, absolutely free.

Obviously, the wool growers about flipped their lids when they saw their hard-earned money going down the gullet of coyotes, and screamed their heads off: “Get rid of those coyotes!”

As we can see today, the U.S. government is

always quick to oblige at providing taxpayer money handouts, and the agricultural business was (and still is) no exception. So, many of those same trappers who eliminated the wolf set out to do the same to the coyote, but failed to realize wolves and coyotes are apples and oranges.

become wily coyotes and spread all over the U.S.A. That’s why today they’re in Chicago, LA, Pittsburgh, Boston, Seattle, the suburbs of Portland, and in the Northeast U.S., where they’re mixing with wolves and domestic dogs, creating a whole new species of very clever predator.

Coyotes, who were also once family animals with well defined social territories, saw their numbers decimated as their sons, daughters, brothers, and sisters were trapped, poisoned, and shot all around them, and responded by becoming polygamous wanderers instead.

Instead of doing what Missouri did—kill the coyote causing the problem—the U.S. government started a war on the species. So, the next time you see a coyote run off with your neighbor’s barn cat, little yapper dog, or your prize laying hen, you can thank the PARC trappers, then call USDA’s “Wildlife Services.”

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his is not the review you are looking for.

I’ll spend some time talking about The Force Awakens itself further down, but it’s almost pointless since Star Wars is now and will always be a critic-proof franchise.

It doesn’t really matter what any critic says about the newest film in the decades-spanning series, either you’re extremely excited to see it, or you have no interest whatsoever. Either way, I want to talk about something else: The experience of actually going to a movie.

Star Wars fandom is thick with hyperbole and volume, but this year’s premiere was different than the average premiere. I was too young to catch A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, or Return of the Jedi in theaters, but I went to the midnight premieres of The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, and the special edition re-releases of the original trilogy.

The midnight shows were a special place for the die-hard fans. Everyone would get dressed up, wait in a massive line (or sometimes even camp out overnight) just to make sure they had the perfect seats, and people would hoot and holler just for the Lucasfilm logo when it popped up. Painted faces, Darth Vaders, plenty of Yodas... it was a communal experience that made you feel like you were a part of something larger. But then over the last few years, some things changed the state of midnight shows forever.

First was the killing of 12 people in a midnight screening of The Dark Knight Rises in Aurora, Colorado. Ever since then, security has tightened up and purses and bags are subject to searches. At last Friday’s screening of Star Wars, one woman had her face painted like Yoda and was brusquely told she had to wash her face off before being allowed in the auditorium and her brother was asked to remove his Darth Vader helmet. I can understand not

allowing someone in a full facemask into a movie, but a painted face?

The second thing that changed was midnight screenings became a moot point. Back in the day, the 11:59 pm or 12:00 am screenings were always sold out with ecstatic fans because that was the only time it was shown a day early.

Now the rules about Thursday screenings have changed and come as early as 7 pm for movies opening on Friday. Now that we don’t have to be out that late to be the first to see a film, most of us choose not to be.

We were seated in one of the smaller rooms, which was perfect since a more intimate viewing audience might enhance such a late night screening. By the time the movie started, the auditorium was probably half full, which was strange for someone who has never been to a midnight screening that wasn’t sold out.

After 20 minutes of trailers ended, it was time to see Star Wars. The movie was supposed to be in 3D, but 30 seconds into the movie everyone realized the film was in standard 2D. This would have been fine, but the extra

A few fans awakened last weekend at the premiere of Star Wars: Episode VII--The Force Awakens. (Left) photo courtesy of Stephanie Villanueva. (Right) photo courtesy of Jennine Parker.

Even with all of that, I was still excited for the midnight screening of The Force Awakens, even though it was hard for me to get out of bed with my girlfriend to drive my old, lazy self down to the theater at 11 pm. I was cautiously optimistic, but I’d also been burned by the prequels too recently. While there were still quite a few people milling about, they were mostly getting out of the earlier showings. We saw one Princess Leia and that was about it when it came to costumes.

bucks it costs for 3D adds up if you’re buying a few tickets. Multiple people ran out to tell employees what was wrong, and about 20 minutes into the film someone came in and told us that they realized there was a problem.

They would have to rewind the film to the beginning, set it in the proper format and then they would fast-forward to where we left off.

a huge reveal for the entire audience, and then still didn't rewind far enough and spoiled another huge scene before finally landing about five minutes before we initially left off.

The film itself is a blast. The Force Awakens isn’t perfect, but it does exactly what it needed to: It was better than the prequels and also felt like a damn Star Wars movie. There are real sets and snappy dialogue and truly transportative moments that reminded me of why I dedicate so much of my life to writing about film. This type of escapism can help get us through the day, sure, or at least make a bad day better, but it’s more than that. These movies and midnight screenings in general— whether it be Star Wars, Rocky Horror, or Lord of the Rings—connect us with our tribe and remind us that we’re not alone in the world of having that one fictional thing that we connect with above all else.

It was 3 am when the film got out. Movies are basically shown off of a desktop computer now, so the art of projection is becoming lost.

Cinemas like The Hollywood in Portland or Cinefamily in L.A. or The Drafthouse in Austin, they understand that film is sacred to some people, whether they know it or not.

They take pride in the prints of their films, digital or otherwise, and want the experience to retain some magic, even after they get your $20. But maybe expecting that sort of personal touch is unrealistic. Maybe it’s something we could only expect from cinematic experience a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

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being hailed as one of the finest films of the year and a beautiful swan song to the character of Rocky Balboa. This film follows the son of Rocky’s greatest opponent, Apollo Creed, as Rocky trains him to become the boxer he was meant to become. While this could have been a sentimental slog, it appears the film might be a true contender. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

time for The Peanuts to make their return, but we’ll see if audiences can accept them in the form of 3D animation instead of hand-drawn.

The story sees Snoopy and CB both facing off against their own personal nemeses while living their typical hang-dog existences. Expect parents to be just as moved (if not more so) than their kids. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

DADDY’S HOME: Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg face off for the love of children.

Not all children across the world, but a couple of specific ones. That would be weird if they were after all kids. That would also be a completely different movie that wouldn’t be so popular. Don’t see that movie. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

THE GOOD DINOSAUR: While the trailers for this haven’t really been exceptional, Pixar so rarely disappoints that just having their name on it is enough to get most people into the theater. Especially following their all-time classic, Inside Out, The Good Dinosaur is coming at a time where dinosaur love is peaking.

The animated film follows the journey of a dinosaur and his companion, a cave-man boy who acts like a dog. The jury is still out with this one. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAYPART 2: While it does feel like this series has been going forever, Mockingjay Part 2 should give the epic series a proper sendoff.

As fans of the books know, this is part of the story where everything actually happens (unlike the completely event-free Part 1), so tissues should be held at the ready. This will also be Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s final screen appearance, so even if you don’t watch the movies, it will be worth seeing just to say goodbye. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

IN THE HEART OF THE SEA: Loosely based on the true story that Moby Dick is based on, In the Heart of the Sea follows the Handsome Hemsworth as his vessel is attacked by a massive whale attacks them with a great vengeance and furious anger. The film is pretty dead on arrival and not necessarily worth anyone’s time. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

JOY: Another collaberation between the great David O. Russell and his dual muses, Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper, following four generations of a family as they struggle and fight for the lives they want to lead. Even the worst of Russell’s films are worth watching just to peek at the process of the famously difficult director. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

KRAMPUS: Just in case you want to destroy Christmas for your kids, Krampus will do it for good. Dark, twisted and hilarious, this Christmas horror flick finds a bickering family under siege by the Anti-Claus, Krampus, and his demonic elves and disturbing toys. An overall damned fun time at the movies. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

THE NIGHT BEFORE: Seth Rogen, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Anthony Mackie are wonderful in this comedy about childhood friends who might be celebrating their last Christmas together before all of their lives change forever. Fueled with drugs, alcohol and the search for a legendary party, The Night Before shows us the holiday spirit as can only be found at the bottom of a night of true debauchery. A very fun ride. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

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POINT BREAK: Since it is actually impossible to improve upon perfection, this remake of the classic Patrick Swayze/Keanu Reeves vehicle seems like a pointless exercise in franchise greed. The trailers make the film look different enough from the original to possibly be worth a viewing, but there is still something sour about the entire enterprise. Old Mill Stadium & IMAX

ROOM: Based on the absolutely stunning novel, Room tells the story of what we must do to protect those that we love from the harshest of truths. Brie Larson is going to explode after this movie and become the next big thing. Go into it knowing as little as possible in order to let the film take you under its wing. Tin Pan Theater SECRET IN THEIR EYES: This is a remake of a fantastic Spanish thriller from a few years back, directed by the guy who wrote Captain Phillips and a few other great flicks.

This follows a team of investigators whose lives are shattered when one of their children is murdered. If this film is half as good as the original, crime thriller lovers will have a new classic on their hands. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

SISTERS: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler playing sisters throwing a house party in their childhood home sounds like a pretty good recipe for a classic. With a supporting cast full of ringers like Ike Barinholtz, James Brolin, Samantha Bee, Jon Glaser, John Leguizamo and Maya Rudolph means that even if the script isn’t great, it will still be worth a watch. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX SPOTLIGHT: An amazing cast takes on the story of the The Boston Globe and its investigation into John Geoghan, an unfrocked priest accused of molesting more than 80 children. This of course led to the discovery of the Catholic Church’s cover-up of sexual abuse dozens of more times across the years.

Prepare to get angry, feel vindicated and get angry all over again. One of the best films of the year. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS: There is nothing for me to tell you. I don’t need to sell this movie to you. You already have your ticket. The line is long. The air is cold. Lightsaber fights in the parking lot are fun but discouraged. And all of it was worth it.

A definite return to the magic of the original trilogy. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX.

TRUMBO: The always excellent Bryan Cranston plays Dalton Trumbo, the screenwriter behind Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo, Spartacus and many more. The film follows Trumbo during the Hollywood Blacklist days and the difficulties in his life that accrued because of his alleged ties to communism. That dark era in Hollywood is a fascinating one and worthy of a dozen motion pictures. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

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Welcome to the rose-colored distorto-vision of being “optimistically biased”—succumbing to the human tendency to see what’s positive instead of what’s realistic. (“What I refuse to believe won’t hurt me!”) We’re especially likely to go happily dumb when our ego is involved. Evolutionary biologist Robert Trivers explains in The Folly of Fools that we “protect our happiness via self-deception.” We have a “psychological immune system” that works “not by fixing what makes us unhappy but by…minimizing it and lying about it.”

Neuroscientist Tali Sharot finds from her brain imaging research that having a distortedly positive view comes out of what she calls “selective updating.” When our brain gets information that things are going to be better than expected, it’s all, “Yes, sir, we’ll send that around.” But information that things will be worse than expected? That gets kicked under the bed—or would if the brain had feet and slept in a bed.

There is another possibility here. Even if your girlfriend’s intelligence level leaves you confused about whether to take her to dinner or just water her and put her in indirect sunlight, she may be what I call instinctually smart. Possibly, it’s clear to her that you want to end it but she’s ignoring that in hopes of wearing you down. Regardless of the reason she’s still hanging around, the only way to change that is by telling her that you two are done, using very direct language, like, “I’m sorry, but it’s over between us. I am breaking up with you.” Should she keep contacting you, make it similarly clear that there’s no room at the inn for hope.

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My girlfriend rarely, if ever, calls me by my actual name. Other women I’ve dated have done this, too. It makes me think of that country song that goes, “You don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’.” I’ve come to realize that I’ve been steadily losing interest in my girlfriend, and maybe she senses that. Or could it be something else? Why do women do this—not calling men by their actual names?

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There are times when only your actual name will do—because the alternative is “Hey, Magic Penis, I’m over here…aisle 4!”

But, generally speaking, the way people address each other is a statement about the kind of relationship they have. So when the nurse comes into the waiting room with a clipboard, you never hear, “Okay…Poopooface, the doctor will see you now.” A cop, likewise, will not ask, “Do you know how fast you were going, Turtlebutt?”

A pet name is part of creating a relationship “culture”—things you do and say that mark the relationship as a distinct little society. (Cutesy handles also tend to, uh, travel better than matching bones through the nose.) Not surprisingly, relationship communication researcher Carol Bruess finds that partners in happy relationships use nicknames more than those in unhappy ones. Referencing previous research, Bruess explains that nickname use both creates intimacy and reflects it. So, it’s possible that your girlfriend’s nicknamery is a ploy— perhaps unconscious—to bring you two closer. (If she talks all cootchie-cuddly-coo, cootchie-cuddly-coo might follow.)

But seeing as you have been “steadily losing interest” in your girlfriend, why are you sitting around pondering nickname use?

You need to do your part: Inform your girlfriend that the relationshippypoo can no longer breathe on its owniecakes, and that it’s time she started referring to you as her ex-schmoopie—or, better yet, “that asshole” she used to date.

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Here are your words of power in 2016: “symbiosis” and “synergy.”

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The raw materials you have at your disposal in 2016 may sometimes seem limited. You might not have access to all the tools you wish you did. You could be tempted to feel envy about the vaster resources other people can draw on. But I honestly don’t think these apparent inhibitions will put you at a disadvantage. Within your smaller range of options, there will be all the possibilities you need.

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You know what physical hygiene is. But are you familiar with imaginal hygiene? Educator Morgan Brent defines it like this: “Imaginal hygiene is the inner art of self-managing the imagination, to defend it from forces that compromise, pollute, colonize, shrink, and sterilize it, and to cultivate those that illuminate, expand, and nourish it.” It’s always important for everyone to attend to this work, but it’s especially crucial for you to focus on it in 2016. You will be exceptionally creative, and therefore likely to generate long-lasting effects and influences out of the raw materials that occupy your imagination.

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times works too hard and fast for your own good. But mostly it’s your best asset. Your versatility can sometimes be a curse, too, but far more often it’s a blessing. Your agile tongue and flexible agenda generate more fun than trouble, and so do your smooth maneuvers and skillful gamesmanship. As wonderful as all these qualities can be, however, I suggest that you work on expanding your scope in 2016. In my astrological opinion, it will be a good time for you to study and embody the magic that the water signs possess. What would that mean exactly? Start this way: Give greater respect to your feelings. Tune in to them more, encourage them to deepen, and figure out how to trust them as sources of wisdom.

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success was rooted in his devotion to the imagination. “I am living permanently in my dream, from which I make brief forays into reality,” he said. Can you guess his astrological sign? Cancer the Crab, of course! No other tribe is better suited at moving back and forth between the two worlds. At least potentially, you are virtuosos at interweaving fantasy with earthy concerns. The coming year will afford you unprecedented opportunities to further develop and use this skill.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Avoid pain and pursue pleasure. Be kind, not cruel. Abstain from self-pity and ask for the help you need. Instead of complaining, express gratitude. Dodge time-wasting activities and do things that are meaningful to you. Shun people who disrespect you and seek the company of those who enjoy you. Don’t expose yourself to sickening, violent entertainment; fill your imagination up with uplifting stories. Does the advice I’m offering in this horoscope seem overly simple and obvious? That’s no accident. In my opinion, what you need most in 2016 is to refresh your relationship with fundamental principles.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Many of the atoms that compose your flesh and blood were not part of your body 12 months ago. That’s because every year, 98 percent of you is replaced.

Old cells are constantly dying, giving way to new cells that are made from the air, food, and water you ingest. This is true about everyone, of course. You’re not the only one whose physical form is regularly recycled. But here’s what will be unique about you in 2016: Your soul will match your body’s rapid transformations. In fact, the turnover is already underway. By your next birthday, you may be so new you’ll barely recognize yourself. I urge you to take full charge of this opportunity! Who do you want to become?

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The English word “ain’t” can mean “am not,” “is not,” “are not,” or “have not.” But it ain’t recognized as a standard word in the language. If you use it, you risk being thought vulgar and uneducated. And yet “ain’t” has been around since 1706, more than 300 years. Most words that are used for so long eventually become official. I see your journey in 2016 as having resemblances to the saga of “ain’t,” Libra. You will meet resistance as you seek greater acceptance of some nonstandard but regular part of your life. Here’s the good news: Your chances of ultimately succeeding are much better than ain’t’s.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): My old friend John owns a 520-acre farm in Oregon’s Willamette Valley. Blueberries are among the crops he grows. If he arranges their growing season so that they ripen in July, he can sell them for $1.75 a pint. But if he designs them to be ready for harvest in late summer and early fall, the price he gets may go up to $4 a pint. You can guess which schedule he prefers. I urge you to employ a similar strategy as you plot your game plan for 2016, Scorpio. Timing may not be everything, but it will count for a lot.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In 1803, the U.S. government bought a huge chunk of North American land from the French government. At a price of three cents per acre, the new republic doubled its size, acquiring what’s now Louisiana and Montana and everything between. I don’t think you’ll add that much to your domain in 2016, Sagittarius, but it’s likely you will expand significantly. And although your new resources won’t be as cheap as the 1803 bargain, I suspect the cost, both in terms of actual cash and in emotional energy, will be manageable. There’s one way your acquisition will be better than that earlier one. The Americans bought and the French sold land they didn’t actually own—it belonged to the native people—whereas your moves will have full integrity.

Homework Send me predictions for your life in 2016.

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These national figures are indicative of the challenges facing new homebuyers. The lack of new affordable construction is an important factor. We are continuing to face tight inventories and falling rental vacancy rates, which one would expect to be motivation for building activity to increase.

The low rental vacancy rates and accompanying high rents are making it difficult

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While Bend has been working on its regulations for cannabis businesses, so has Deschutes County. The Deschutes County Planning Commission has proposed regulations, and County Commissioners were scheduled to decide on the proposed regulations at their Dec. 21 meeting. The regulations would apply to businesses in the unincorporated areas of Deschutes County. Instead, the Commission kicked the can further down the road by voting unanimously to impose a temporary ban on marijuana businesses in the county, to be revisited in 90 days.

Several business owners have voiced their concern about two important restrictions on cannabis growing in the county.

The first restricts cannabis growing to the exclusive farm use zone and, with a conditional use permit, the rural industrial zone. This leaves out some key rural zones where cannabis growing would seem to be compatible with the existing land uses, such as agricultural multiple use zones.

The second restriction would require growers to have at least 20 acres of land.

Jeremy Kwit, owner of the Bloom Well dispensary in Bend, explains that his business relies on small-scale, family-owned farms to provide the cannabis he sells. Many of those growers are in the county, and many of those growers would be prohibited from growing for the recreational cannabis market.

Rural landowners are also concerned about the potential impact of cannabis grow operations. Some county residents are advocating for a moratorium on cannabis businesses until a vote on the issue. The commission has indicated its desire to regulate, rather than ban, cannabis businesses,

so that outcome appears unlikely.

A big concern for people living near rural farmland appears to be the odor of cannabis. But this is not a new issue for Oregon, which has a strong “right to farm” law that says, essentially, if you move to a farming area you can expect all of the smells and noises that come along with farming and you cannot complain about them as a nuisance. Cannabis growing seems to fit within the definition of “farming,” so those residents may have a difficult time convincing commissioners to tightly regulate odors from cannabis grow operations, and those restrictions may not hold up in Oregon courts.

There are, of course, other potential impacts of cannabis growing operations.

And growing operations will be the vast majority of cannabis businesses located in the county, as there are very few areas that are zoned to allow retail cannabis sales.

Opponents of cannabis businesses have attempted to portray these businesses as “vast industrial developments.” But when looking closely at the process of growing cannabis and preparing it for sale or processing into a product, cannabis growing looks very similar to growing fruits, vegetables, nuts, and grains. After all, they are all commercial plant-growing operations.

And given the agricultural character of unincorporated Deschutes County, the commissioners should be able to craft regulations that treat cannabis growing like the agricultural activity it is.

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