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Feature: Prepping for the Big One

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When the next big earthquake hits the Pacific Northwest, we’ll feel it here, too—but as Brian Jennings explains, the real challenge will be in providing services for Central Oregonians, as well as the refugees who flee here from the coast.

News: Learning from the Oakland Fire

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The Ghost Ship fire in Oakland this month killed 36 people gathered for a night on the town. We talk to local fire officials and venue owners about what makes a safe venue—and also to local artists about the tough choices creatives sometimes make to continue doing their thing.

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Who knew that Benditos had such strong feelings about soup? Jared Rasic gives you a rundown of the chowders, stews and soups that come highly recommended from our readers.

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PEDESTRIAN “TRAFFIC” The recent uptick in car vs. pedestrian accidents is inevitable. Bend has fostered or at least ignored the basic rules and laws involving pedestrians, bicyclists and motor vehicle traffic.

The basic applicable laws state that pedestrians have the right of way, in a crosswalk, whether it is a “regulated” crosswalk or not. That’s pretty much a no-brainer, if there is a human walking into your path, you stop or slow to allow him or her to pass.

In most cities, a pedestrian will wait on the curb until it is safe to walk. Not in Bend, however.

In Bend, pedestrians have come to believe that they can walk anywhere, anytime, day or night with impunity and safety. There seems to have developed a sense of entitlement in this city that pedestrians “have the right of way” even if common sense would suggest that they wait a few seconds for a safe passage across a street (crosswalk or not) without causing one or more drivers to unexpectedly stop short.

Downtown, I have seen more than one pedestrian walk into an unprotected crosswalk without looking in any way for traffic. I have also seen traffic stop and wait for someone standing on the corner with no intent to walk anywhere anytime soon.

Traffic laws have two functions, to limit dangerous behavior, of course, but also to provide an expectation of the behavior of other drivers and various users of the roadway and crosswalks. People come to rely on those expectations for safe conduct on the roadways. When a pedestrian (or bicyclist) ignores traffic flow and the law and suddenly inserts him or herself into the flow, there can be repercussions many cars back, especially in roundabouts. (I’m told by BPD that has caused an increase in car-on-car roundabout collisions).

In Bend, runners often just continue to run across at a roundabout without break-

DEVASTATING LOSS OF FISH To add to the enlightening Source article, No Fish (12/1), about the recent catastrophic reductions in fish numbers in the Wild & Scenic section of the Crooked River, the 86.4 percent reduction in redband trout and a 45.3 percent reduction of mountain whitefish equates to a combined loss of nearly 72,000 wild game fish. Alarmingly, fish in the largest size categories of both populations suffered the largest decline in numbers.

The above losses were not primarily associated with the 2015 drought and were not “a result of conserving water in the reservoir” (as stated in the article). Instead these losses resulted primarily from draining the reservoir to a near historical low reserve of water during a dry year—thus leaving little water for adequate winter flows. This occurred because, in addition to the irrigation water released from the reservoir, every second of every day for several months, 80 cubic feet of water was released during a time when there was not a biological need of this water for fish and everyone knew there was an area-wide drought in progress.

The release of 80 cubic feet of water per second was related to how Bureau of Reclamation staff interpreted language in the Crooked River Water Security Act. If this action had not occurred much more water could have been retained in the reservoir and then subsequently released during the winter when it was sorely needed to benefit fish. Supporters of this legislation believed it was going to benefit fish populations in the river—not result in killing huge numbers of them. The legislation that was approved secures water for irrigation but not for fish.

The river below Bowman Dam is managed for sustainable populations of wild fish so hatchery-raised fish cannot be released to accelerate recovery of fish numbers.

It is unfortunate that when the Crooked River legislation was being prepared that

fisheries biologists from the Oregon Department of Fish & Wildlife were politically excluded from participating in the process—especially as they are charged with managing fish populations in the river.

These biologists have more experience and knowledge about managing fish in the Crooked River Watershed than anyone, and it is clear that these attributes are going to be needed in making future decisions about seasonal water release strategies that will benefit fish. Certainly their pre-legislation water management plan needs to be consulted. As the legislation lacks a sound drought management strategy there clearly is a need to modify the existing legislation to include ODFW fisheries biologists in making future water management decisions that will impact fish populations in the river.

A group of retired biologists I belong to (who did not support the final version of this legislation) believe it was not in the best interest for fish for non-governmental environmental and fisheries organizations to endorse/support legislation that ensures first take water rights to an irrigation district that loses half the water released from the reservoir for irrigation before the water reaches irrigated fields. To reduce this huge loss of water we believe that, instead of the district funding construction of a hydroelectric facility at the dam, the first priority should be financing the piping of leaky water delivery canals to help manage future water releases from the reservoir.

Such action would provide irrigators with the same amount of water they receive now, and if the conserved water is released at the best times to benefit fish it would help maintain stable fish populations that could continue to contribute to the sports fishing-related economy associated with the river. Another action that could be taken to better manage water releases is for scientists to use existing historical data to model the relationships between seasonal snow depth, water content, and ambient temperature to predict the volume of runoff water that will enter the reservoir at different times. As the reservoir nears storage capacity this information could reduce the large volume emergency water release events experienced in the past that are associated with gas bubble disease known to kill fish.

After the catastrophic loss of fish associated with the initial year of interpreting and implementing the Crooked river legislation there is now hope that those making water allocation decisions will consult to manage future water releases for the maximum benefit of fish and wildlife—as the legislation intended.

—John R. Anderson

and the holiday fare is taking its toll on your system. As an escape I thought I’d go for a run but even my mind turned on me, telling me that watching Tina Fey impersonating Sara Palin was a much better idea. Bah Humbug!

So, I came up with an idea that just might take care of my all-around crappy Christmas attitude: The Twelve Days of Giving. It’s like the 12 days of Christmas and the advent calendar dove into a mosh pit together and this is what came out. I’ve chosen 12 organizations that I want to bring to people’s attention. If anyone feels moved to do so, a donation can be made directly to the organization. I’ll put the nonprofit of the day on Facebook with a link and then I’ll make a sign that I’ll wear as I go out for a daily run. Starting Dec. 13, I will run through downtown Bend with my 12 Days of Giving sign that states who I am running for. Maybe I’ll add an “Ask Me about it.”

We’ll see how it goes.

If nothing else, I have created a reason for the season that will motivate me to get off my butt and perhaps motivate others as well. Feel free to piggyback on this idea in your own way and community and if you do, please post so we can all share in the shift from crappy to crazy Christmas attitude!

Ha Ha, Ho Ho, Hee Hee. (Tuesday, Dec. 13 Gina ran for the local Boys and Girls Club) —Gina Meredith

LETTER OF THE WEEK Gina: We love diving into mosh pits, especially when they’re ones that focus on giving back instead of adding to the glut of stuff we have to sell at a garage sale come spring. Plus, after all that running, I figure you won’t mind indulging in a coffee from Palate on us.

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ing stride one bit (Oh, wouldn’t want to do that!) while wreaking havoc on the traffic flow in all four directions.

At night, pedestrians and bicyclists in dark clothing without lights are literally invisible to a driver until they step or ride into the path of your lights, especially with oncoming traffic.

I have spoken to Bend PD about this worsening situation and the supervisor to whom I spoke acknowledged that there is a very unique (to Bend in his view) serious, and dangerous problem developing in this regard. He told me it was a public education issue and for them to try and deal with it on an enforcement basis was just not feasible.

Remember, when a car and a pedestrian come together, the car always wins, but two lives are severely ruined or affected, maybe forever.

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Early this month, Gov. Kate Brown released her recommended budget for the 2017-19 biennium. The budget’s title: “Strategic Investments for Challenging Times.”

“Sustaining hard fought gains is nearly impossible with a tax system that is unstable, inadequate to meet our essential needs, and fundamentally out of balance,” said Gov. Brown.

In November, voters approved Measure 96, dedicating 1.5 percent of state lottery proceeds to support Oregon veterans. It was the most-supported measure on the ballot. Meanwhile, Oregonians voted in favor of Measure 98, which requires state funding for dropout prevention and career and college readiness. But as we’ve seen in many instances this election season, voting in favor of something (or someone)—and having it actually win the popular vote doesn’t mean it’s going to come to pass as expected.

In the case of Measure 96, Gov. Brown’s proposed budget sets aside the promised amount from the state lottery—but takes $10 million less for veteran’s services from the general fund. It still means an increase for veteran’s services, but ultimately means far less than voters expected.

The budget also proposes spending 53 percent less on the post-secondary efforts than Measure 98 called for.

OSU-Cascades, meanwhile, would get far less than requested to continue its expansion.

Oregon Republicans blame the shortfalls on out-of-control spending. “Until we are willing to have this conversation (with Gov. Brown) and address the root of our budget problems, we will continue to experience the same kind of budget challenges we

are facing today,” said House Republican leader Mike McLane in a statement Dec. 1.

Gov. Brown has another explanation. “In the next biennium, reduced federal funding, increases in the cost of state services and mandates from the ballot leave us with a projected $1.7 billion budget shortfall.” To fix the problem, Gov. Brown called for corporations to start paying their fair share.

Voters rejected Measure 97, which would have infused the state with a projected $3 billion a year. While the measure had its flaws, the Legislature needs to try again to raise money, and soon.

Options being floated include raising fees, more sin taxes, a commercial activity tax, and increasing personal income and property taxes. The governor’s budget already leans heavily on personal income, at 84 percent of state revenue. Corporate taxes bring 5 percent to the state coffers—roughly the same percentage brought in by the Oregon Lottery. Compare 84 percent versus 5 percent, and we agree with Gov. Brown’s statement: “State government will tighten its belt and live within its means, but not without painful cuts to critical programs at a level I find unavoidable and unacceptable.” She went on to say that corporations need to pay their fair share.

Oregon’s Republicans may say it's spending, but it’s not a spending problem, it’s a revenue problem.

Oregon’s Legislature needs to get straight to work in January working on revenue. Pay attention to spending and continue to be judicious, but also avoid the quibbling and get to work solving the problem. Our kids, seniors and veterans can’t wait. SW

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If a major quake hits the Pacific coast, we’ll feel it in Central Oregon—but the bigger shakeup will be from those using this region as a refuge from the destruction.

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cross the Northwest, the threat of an impending major earthquake looms large—so much so that the state of Oregon has created the “Cascadia Playbook” to map out emergency response coordination efforts statewide. While the local area isn’t expected to suffer serious damage, Central Oregon still plays a major role in that playbook.

A HISTORY OF QUAKES

Although there are no written records, geologists think a major earthquake of between 8.7 and 9.2 on the Richter scale ravaged the coast of Oregon and Washington on Jan. 26, 1700. Evidence to support this claim includes tree rings dated to 1699—the last year of growth for the "ghost forests" that were killed when they dropped into tidal zones.

These trees now become exposed only during low tide.

More evidence recorded by Japanese observers tells of a major tsunami that hit Japan in 1700. Further, archaeological evidence has uncovered Pacific Northwest native coastal villages that were flooded around 1700.

It’s happened before, and geologists say it will happen again. Researchers at Oregon State University predict a 15 to 20 percent chance of a major quake off the central to northern coast of Oregon within the next 50 years.

The Cascadia subduction zone stretches from Northern California to Vancouver Island. Researchers say a major quake occurs between Newport and Astoria an average of every 350 years. From Astoria to Vancouver Island, a major event occurs on average every 430 years. It has been 316 years since the last event.

“The type of disaster we’re looking at is nothing we’ve ever seen in this country,” says Andrew Phelps, Oregon’s director of emergency management. “This is really the worst potential natural disaster facing our country.” Phelps began his career in emergency management in New York, witnessing firsthand the events of 9/11.

At St. Charles Health System, Ken Quiner is emergency management coordinator. Previously he served as emergency planning liaison for Douglas, Coos, and Curry counties­ —all coastal communities where the major Cascadia earthquake would take a huge toll. “As we look at the situation and play it out, they are looking at being thrust back into the 18th century—horse and buggy style with no bridges, no roads, and no resources coming in except for what’s brought in from the outside by military or first responders or the Federal Emergency Management Agency.”

According to Oregon’s scientific modeling—and depending on the timing—an estimated 1,100 people on the coast and along the I-5 corridor could be killed during the shakedown.

An additional 13,500 could lose their lives during the tsunami that would

Oregon coast. Most resources— including food and fuel—that come into the Pacific Northwest come through ports in Seattle, Tacoma and Portland. Transportation lines from Western Oregon would be severed by considerable damage to bridges, highways and rail lines.

There may be energy interruptions with power outages that could last from one to seven days in Central Oregon. Natural gas lines might be severed here, and there will undoubtedly be interruptions to liquid fuel supplies such as gasoline and diesel, most of which is channeled through the Port of Portland.

According to the OEM report, Central Oregon—and Redmond in particular—will become a main staging area for the recovery efforts. The Redmond airport will become the main hub airport serving the recovery effort, with the city a support base for recovery efforts. The Deschutes County Fairgrounds could become a staging area where fuel, food, medical supplies and other supplies would be

The type of disaster we’re looking at is nothing we’ve ever seen in this country.

This is really the worst potential natural disaster facing our country.”

—Andrew Phelps strike soon after. Statewide, as many as 440,000 residential buildings could be damaged, and up to 520,000 residents may need short-term shelter.

CENTRAL OREGON IMPACTS When the Cascadia quake hits the coast and Western Oregon, Central Oregonians will feel it too. In fact, if the shake is as big as expected, at around 9.0, it will be felt by eastern Oregonians as far away as Baker City.

While there’s not expected to be major damage here, the shake will last longer than recent, less severe earthquakes, and the expected ‘recovery duration’ of vulnerable buildings could be up to 30 days.

Central and Eastern Oregon’s agricultural economy could take a long-term hit, with extensive damage to shipping ports up and down the

shipped to Western Oregon. The fairgrounds and other locations might also serve to shelter western Oregonians who were able to escape and head east over the mountains. Initial response, including rescue efforts, could take up to eight or more days before recovery efforts—including the ability to shelter large numbers of people—could even begin.

“I think there is going to be a natural instinct for a lot of people in the Willamette Valley and along the I-5 corridor to move away or evacuate out of the area,” says Andrew Phelps at the state’s Office of Emergency Management. “There would be a shortage of food, water supplies and medical supplies, so there will be a tendency for people to head east where those things are available.”

LOCAL EFFORTS Sgt. Nathan Garibay is emergency coordinator for the Deschutes County Sheriff ’s Department. He is a busy man, attending an increasing number of meetings to prepare Central Oregon for the big shake. “We are really starting to ramp up trying to make sure our communities are prepared to not only take care of our own population but to help support the response to Western Oregon,” he said. “This will be a catastrophic event for them.”

Garibay and his colleagues are working on plans to provide emergency fuel to the region after the event, including a fuel-rationing program to ensure continuation of essential government services.

With an influx of first responders and the expected migration from coastal areas, other facilities including schools, gymnasiums, churches and government buildings would be utilized to provide services, including housing. “We have a responsibility to take care of our own population but also populations that are displaced here,” says Garibay. He says the region would be limited as to how large a population could be sheltered locally.

For those displaced, it could be weeks or even months before they could return home.

Many of those displaced will need emergency medical treatment, and Garibay says that will place a significant strain on medical services in Central Oregon. Hospitals in the Portland area and the Willamette Valley would be severely impacted, leaving St. Charles Health System in Bend as the only trauma care facility likely to be in operation.

MEDICAL PREPARATION At St. Charles, Emergency Management Coordinator Ken Quiner is equally as busy as Garibay ensuring the hospital functions at maximum capacity during an expected emergency. “Right now we are implementing plans for the current winter storms, but those plans are applicable for the larger Cascadia event,” he says. Quiner says it’s critical to keep transportation lines open for staff and supplies.

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draws on lessons learned from other natural disasters, such as the world’s largest-ever recorded earthquake, a 9.5 event that happened in Chile in 1960.

“We want to maintain the ability to provide medical care to our communities despite what’s happening as best as possible,” he reflects.

Quiner says St. Charles should be functional because facilities are built to code. “We do have concerns about fuel. We have backup generators but need to have the fuel to run them.

We have the ability to store fuel, but we’re working with our community partners on how to best store fuel without it going to waste.” Quiner says St. Charles' backup generators and fuel supplies should be able to operate for a month "or so."

INDIVIDUAL PREPARATION At home, Sgt. Garibay says everyone

should be prepared for an emergency and have a plan of action. “Be prepared to live on your own for two weeks without critical services. Here in the tri-county area, we say two weeks is the minimum but 30 days is best.” Another recommendation: Keeping vehicle gas tanks at least half full.

At the American Red Cross – Cascades Region, Monique Dugaw says her organization offers a wide range of preparedness education programs, including a presentation called "Prepare Out Loud." More than 5,000 people have attended those presentations, including a recent audience of 400 at Bend’s Tower Theatre.

The Red Cross offers a "Prepare Guide" for region-specific disasters. It also has created a resource page on its website specifically for the Cascadia earthquake at redcross.org/PrepareOutLoud. SW

Get prepped for the big one: • Two weeks of water, or 1 gallon per individual per day.

• Secure your water heater to prevent fire and loss of water during an earthquake.

• Secure furniture and objects in your home.

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• Consult your doctor to store supplies of vital medications including prescriptions.

• Have an emergency kit at home, in your car and at work.

• Develop a plan for communicating with loved ones following a quake.

• Participate with family in earthquake and fire drills two times a year.

• Know how to turn off your home’s gas main if you smell gas.

• Share your preparedness plans with others in conversation and social media.

State Director of Emergency Planning Andrew Phelps says simple things save lives in a disaster. “Have a plan, be prepared, and know your resources.” Phelps thinks Oregon is planning well for the quake disaster when it comes, but more must be done. “Being prepared doesn’t have a finish line. It’s an ongoing process.”

NEWS

Lessons from the Ghost Ship Fire

Safety in public spaces is a priority for local officials—but artists say the deadly Oakland fire is a testament to the financial squeeze put on creatives

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arlier this month, 36 people died in the fire inside the Ghost Ship, a multipurpose artist’s space and sometimes-venue in Oakland, Calif.

According to reports from survivors, escaping the second-floor gathering space required navigating through a confusing maze of smoke and turning staircases. Officials in Oakland have ruled out arson, according to Oakland’s “East Bay Times”, but are looking at an overloaded electrical system as the cause.

The Ghost Ship building was permitted as a warehouse but was home to many artists. According to the “East Bay Times,” the warehouse appeared to have never undergone a safety inspection.

In a city as large as Oakland, failing

haven’t put the building on the market, there’s a chance that it wouldn’t be on the radar of local officials such as the fire department and the building department.

The monitoring of old buildings that haven’t come up for a permit or sale largely relies on a complaintsdriven system, says Billy Staten, assistant building official for the City of Bend. With that, it’s easier to see how situations such as the Ghost Ship fire could have happened—but it also highlights a need for more vigilance on the part of building owners and even visitors to keep an eye out for safety.

“We do have an inspection list, but it’s the buildings that we know of,” says Larry Medina, deputy chieffire marshal of the City of Bend Fire

“I think if the fire marshal and the City knew how some of us live, they would shut us down.” to notice a building’s absence from inspection rolls may not seem so unusual. In a small city such as Bend, one might think the opposite—but that’s not necessarily the case.

Oregon adopted its first Uniform Building Code in 1973, which became effective in 1974. If a building was built before that time and its owners haven’t applied for any remodeling permits or

Department. “Our list is generated from what we’ve inspected.” In the interest of safety, Medina says the department prioritizes buildings where people sleep, such as hotels and motels, tapping the City of Bend’s voluntary business registration system to help.

Business owners hoping to open a venue have to jump through a number of safety hoops before they’re given a

Derek Sitter, owner of Volcanic Theatre Pub, and Larry Medina of Bend Fire inspect the venue's sprinklers, just one of many safety measures implemented at the venue.

certificate of occupancy. That starts with working with City of Bend building officials to plan for sprinklers, alarms and adequate egress lighting and exit points. State law requires operators with buildings over 4,000 square feet to work with a registered architect to draw up plans. After receiving that certificate, the Bend Fire department handles regular safety inspections. It can be a confusing process, says Volcanic Theatre Pub’s Derek Sitter, but he had help.

“My partner was an architect, so he already knew all the city officials,” says Sitter. “He knew exactly what needed to be done. It didn’t make the process any quicker, but it did make the process a lot easier.”

So what’s the first thing to do when you enter a venue as a visitor? In the interest of safety, “Look for an exit,” says Staten—and there should definitely be two of them. “People don’t practice this stuff very often,” he says.

“It’s not just fire that I think about,” says Sitter. “Somebody walks through the door with a gun, how am I going to get them out? You have to have a plan, because (if something happened) that’s something that I as an owner, that would be tough to live with.”

Meanwhile, local artists are drawing a line between the devaluation of

artists’ work and a lack of affordable housing, a combo forcing people to make tough decisions about where to live. Several artists have spoken out about the challenges nationwide and locally.

One Bend artist, who spoke to the Source Weekly on the condition of anonymity, says she lives in a camper in a Bend backyard to make ends meet.

“I think if the fire marshal and the City knew how some of us live, they would shut us down. With the cold temperatures, I have been a little scared about a fire in my home,” she says. “The Oakland fire made it all too real. It got down to 16 last night (maybe lower), so my heater was going all night, which I don’t usually do, but had to. However, I can’t afford to live in this community and do what I do if I don’t live how I live.”

Medina says he’s dealt with similar situations of people living in buildings not meant to be permanent dwellings.

“In some cases it’s the economic, and sometimes it’s them not having the right help,” says Medina. In the wake of the Ghost Ship fire, everyone’s focusing on code violations and unsafe conditions, Medina says, but that doesn’t always solve the issues. “If you push them out they just end up somewhere else.” SW

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Chopping, Stacking Firewood Book “Every man looks at his wood-pile with a kind of affection.” –Henry David Thoreau.

If that quote has you feeling all aflutter, then you’re probably going to love this book. “Norweigan Wood” came out in 2015, but it’s still a great gift for 2016. Not only will it give the wood-stacker in your life something to read by the (wood) fire at night, it will give that person something cathartic to do all winter long.

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Everyone loves a good scarf Whilst you’re sitting by the fire waiting for spring to come, why not do something with your sadly idle hands? They say idle hands are the devil’s workshop… so steer wide and clear of that devilry by taking up the wildly popular activity of knitting. Once you get into it, all your friends will want one of your angelic creations. Have a loved one who needs more to do this winter? Get them a gift card for Gossamer, where classes include “Knit One, Breathe Too!” and “Intro to Magic Loop Sock Knitting.”

Gossamer 1326 NW Galveston Ave., Bend 541-383-2204 gossamerknitting.com Classes $15-$65

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You have lots of options for gifts this holiday season, but beyond the usual stuff that fits under the tree, here are some more ways to extend the gift-giving and give your peeps something to keep them busy til spring rolls around.

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Indoor projects to get you through til spring

WHEN WINTER CONSPIRES TO KEEP YOU INDOORS, LET THESE INDOOR GIFT IDEAS HELP YOU ENJOY IT TO THE FULLEST.

Vintage Glamper Central Oregonians love to get out and about… but after a while, sleeping in a tent starts to get rough on the body. So if you have a garage and a deep need to restore things back to better than their original condition, this might be the project for you. Vintage “glampers”—whether they’re of the glossy Airstream variety or the beat up, lost-in-the-backyard variety, are all the rage these days.

Pick one up for your sweetie from Craigslist or your nearest salvage/ vintage trailer yard and you’ll have a restoration project that will keep you busy alllll winter. (Get it done by summer and you could sleep in it while you rent your house out for astronomical vacation rental fees.)

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Baby, it’s cold outside. Most Central Oregonian families don’t just tolerate the winter months, they look forward to them as a time to engage in adrenaline-pumping outdoor activities. Even so, you can only hit the slopes so often. Still, being stuck inside doesn’t mean the family can’t have fun. This holiday season give your family, or a family that you adore, one of these great indoor gifts to do together.

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Game Night!

Game night is a family activity that brings everyone together. Head to Leapin' Lizards and pick up Qwirkle ($32.99) and Dr. Eureka ($19.99) and create a game gift set. Qwirkle is an easy to learn but challenging game of matching colors and shapes. It’s addictive, requires fast thinking and strategy and is perfect for ages 6 and up.

Players of all ages will love mixing it up (literally) with Dr. Eureka. Participants solve challenges by transferring molecules (materials in a variety of colors) from tube to tube without touching them with their bare hands or spilling them. Appropriate for ages 6 and up.

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Available at local electronics retailers

For some old school fun, pick up the mini model of the gaming system that started it all.

The NES Classic Edition ($59.99) is a pint-sized version of the original Nintendo released in 1985. Parents will love sharing the gaming experience of their youth with the kids, and the young’uns will get a kick out of seeing what some of their favorite characters looked like when they were first created.

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PlayStation 4 Pro ($399.99), bringing games to life with intense and detailed graphics and faster frame rates. The PS4 Pro supports 4K output, allowing games to be played in Ultra HD when paired with a 4K-ready TV set. Happy teenagers? Check.

Nothing beats enjoying homemade ice cream with the family, even when it’s chilly outside.

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Indulge your favorite family with a machine that makes two quarts of their favorite frozen desserts or drinks. Available at Ginger’s Kitchen, the Cuisinart Frozen Yogurt-Sorbet & Ice Cream Maker ($90) gets the job done in as little as 25 minutes and the results are smooth and delicious.

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Take the fancy wrap, un-reusable bows and the struggle of gift wrapping out of your giving this year. Your loved ones will be thrilled when they receive the following subscriptions.

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Yoga Download offers over 1,000 online yoga classes, unlimited streaming, free downloads that can be kept forever, and new classes weekly. yogadownload.com - $120/year A Daily Burn subscription is perfect for that special someone who likes to go high impact and provides access to a variety of over 500 workouts. dailyburn.com -$14.95 per month

A 10-visit, full-access pass to Bend’s Juniper Swim & Fitness, can be used anytime throughout the year.

bendparksandrec.org/juniper_swim__fitness/ 10-visit, full-access pass $69

Membership to the High Desert Museum A membership to this cool local museum gives unlimited admission for an entire year, a 10 percent discount on admission for guests, and exclusive invitations to special events and activities and more. highdesertmuseum.org - $60

Movie Subscriptions These days Netflix isn’t the only game in town. For the classic-movie type, consider a FilmStruck subscription, which includes hardto-find old movies including Turner classics and the Criterion collection. filmstruck.com $99 a year or $10.99 a month

Kindle Unlimited Give the bookworm in your life over one million books to read, access to thousands of audio books, and subscriptions to all of the current magazines. amazon.com -$9.99 a month

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Know who you’re shopping for

How to avoid buying your spouse a terrible gift You’ve done it. You found the perfect gift for that special someone in your life. It’s expertly wrapped, resting under the tree, and on Christmas morning you can barely hide your excitement as your significant other opens the box and exclaims, “Oh … ” Buying a gift for your spouse feels like an impossible challenge. You want your gift to be spectacular and memorable, not dull and forgettable. But a little thought and effort goes a long way when it comes to gifting, especially with regards to your bae. Here are a few tips to help you this season:

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Aim for unique, fallback-on classics

Common sense, no matter how sensible, always bears repeating. Whether you’ve just made your relationship Facebook official or you’re approaching another milestone wedding anniversary, the first trick to buying a good gift is to know your partner.

“The first thing I always ask is, ‘Who are you buying for?’ And I don’t just mean is it for your wife or girlfriend or whoever. I want to find out what are the interests of the person you’re buying for,” says Sarah Miller, a manager at the Ju Bee Lee clothing store in Bend.

Does your significant other enjoy the outdoors or staying in? Cooking at home or dining out? Reading a book or watching a movie? Paint a mental picture of your significant other. Is there something she needs?

Something she wants?

So how to go beyond buying yet another tie or perfume set? Bender says a common customer “problem” at Revolvr is finding the perfect gift for “the husband or boyfriend who has everything. People come in all the time like, ‘What do you get the guy who has everything?’”

She recommends unique, offbeat gifts that your significant other wouldn’t purchase for himself. “We have these survival kits for the zombie apocalypse, we have a make your own hot sauce kit. We have these nice grooming products for beards and shaving. It’s stuff that no one has.”

It’s also never a bad idea to fall back on classics. For men, socks and underwear or watches are always a safe bet; for women, candles, scarves and, of course, jewelry are perennial favorites.

Take advantage of local shops

A bad gift is a thoughtless gift

Once you know what you want, finding it is no problem in the local area, and the local shops are a great resource for the unsure gift buyer.

“We actually track all of our sales here,” says Brianna Bender, store manager at Revolvr Menswear. “So if someone’s husband or boyfriend shopped here before, I can look up his name and see what sizes he’s purchased previously, which is half the challenge in buying clothing.”

Many local shops also host customer appreciation nights or special events throughout the month. A few shops also have wish list programs so you can see exactly what your partner’s been eyeing. “It’s a really good option to come in person because you can see everything we have to offer,” says Miller.

“A bad or risky gift choice is something that’s too far to one spectrum,” says Miller. “Like we have really nice drinking glasses and flasks, but if it’s early on and you don’t really know the person’s habits, those might not be the best idea.”

Ultimately, it really is the thought that counts. While some couples hold themselves to high gifting standards, most spouses will love a gift that reflects their personality and shows a bit of effort.

And, according to Bender, something that’s not totally useless is helpful, too. “A guy gave me an iTunes gift card once. Worst gift in this day and age. I don’t even have an iTunes account!”

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BEATLES—Love the Fab Four? While there’s no longer a possibility of seeing all four of them perform together in concert, you can get the locals’ next best thing: Juju Eyeball. The band has roughly 60 songs culled from The Beatles’ repertoire, so whether you’re an early-Beatles (think “A Hard Days’ Night”) fan, or more of a later-Beatles (“Let It Be”) fan, there’s likely to be something that fits your groove. // 8pm. Silver Moon Brewing, 24 NW Greenwood Ave., Bend. No cover.

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COMEDY—At first I thought this was a comic book convention and was very excited, but then I learned it was comedians and was still pretty excited. With Andrew Brunello, Justin Zimmerman, Kate Murphy and Carter performing, expect to laugh until your stomach hurts. I still kinda wish we had a comic-con, though. // 8pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St., Bend. $8-$10.

ZEPPELIN—Some people say the Beatles are the best band ever. Some vote for Led Zeppelin. If you’re in the latter camp, then seeing this band of lovely ladies cover Zeppelin just might be your stairway to heaven. Starting with the music of Led Zeppelin but then adding in their own improvisation, this is sure to be a rockin’ show. // 9pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr., Bend. $20 adv., $22 door.

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MUSIC—This uniquely Oregon band has delighted listeners with its musicianship and humor for 25 years. A talented eightpiece ensemble, The Trail Band originated in 1991 as a show to commemorate the 150th anniversary of the Oregon Trail and continued well past that via audience encouragement. The holiday show is a mix of spirited traditional songs as well as original tunes. // 3pm & 7pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St., Bend. $36, $41.50.

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Monday 19 - Saturday 24 “THE SANTALAND DIARIES”

CELEBRATE—Take a break from the inevitable stress of the holidays with Craft Kitchen’s ugly sweater party. Blend modern humor with holiday tradition by grabbing Grandma’s Christmas-themed sweater and party for a cause, as proceeds from the evening support Family Resource Center. Santa will make an appearance and there will be a raffle, give back tree and $1 per pint of the Snow Cap Wheat goes to the nonprofit. // 5-8pm.

Craft Kitchen and Brewery, 803 SW Industrial Way Suite 202, Bend. No cover.

CHRISTMAS SHOW—Clinton Clark returns as Crumpet the Elf in David Sedaris’ modern classic riff on dealing with the holidays when you’re just not feeling it.

For a show this snarky, sarcastic and bitter, there’s never a moment that doesn’t have true heart and a spirit for Christmas.

“Santaland Diaries” takes warmth, wit and snark and adds the perfect amount of holiday tinsel. // 7:30pm with 2pm matinee, Dec. 24. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave., Bend. $12 adv., $15 door.

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Wednesday 21 – Friday 23

SUNRIVER MUSIC FESTIVAL HOLIDAY CONCERT

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VARIETY—You want an event that lets you get into the holiday spirit, while not overwhelming you or the kids with attending too many plays, concerts or ballets.

Behold! This show at the Tower wraps everything under one roof. The family-friendly event features singing, dancing and scenes from the Christmas classics you love. Bam! All your holiday-themed fun in one handy night. // Dec 21, 22 & 23, 7pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St., Bend. $15 adults, $10 children. SW

JAZZ—For the past 40 years, the Sunriver Music Festival has been bringing a string of talented musicians to Sunriver for its Fireside Concert Series. This time, come and see renowned saxophonist Patrick Lamb & His Jazz Band. Lamb is one of the youngest members of the Oregon Music Hall of Fame, having played with musicians as varied as Smokey Robinson and Alice Cooper. Expect a fun night by the fire. // 6:30pm. Sunriver Resort Homestead, 1 Center Dr., Sunriver. $35.

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ROCK—Excellent local band Patrimony headed off to Nashville last summer and then sadly broke up. Frontman Trevor Martell and his drummer are touring as a duo under the name AKA Faceless and headed back to Bend for what might be their only show. Cedar Teeth and Comanche Joey aren’t too shabby either!

This show is going to melt faces. // 9pm.

Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr., Bend. $8 adv., $10 door.

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CHRISTMAS SHOW—This show puts the “fun” back in dysfunctional as we follow an older man on his mission to cancel Christmas. From local playwright Cricket Daniel, “The Night Before the Night Before Christmas” is a reprise of the run that sold out 2nd Street Theater in 2015.

It’s nice to add a little irreverence to the holiday. // 7:30pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St., Bend. $22-$32.

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my belief is that if we fill it with positive energy and positive people on a regular basis, it will change. It already has in many ways and its pretty obvious that these kinds of events create an inviting environment and people will soon forget the bad attitudes from the past.”

Yet, more than it just being an excuse to have a party, Marchi looks at the Bash as something more long term when it comes to solidifying the community of Bend. “I am really just trying to create a connection between Mt. Bachelor and downtown Bend,” says Marchi. “I have been skiing Mt. Bachelor and hanging out in Bend since I was a child, and with the

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Seven eclectic makers will come together for a Holiday Studio Sale and pop-up shop in the Makers District on Saturday, Dec. 17. Utilitu and Teafly are at it again for the holidays, bringing artists and makers together in one space to satisfy your desire to buy gifts that are unique and local this season.

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CFC's David Marchi, above, raises a toast to the Aprés Ski Bash, with live music and street tacos.

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space that includes a community creative space and a “Give Back Rack” where shoppers name a price for any item. Proceeds are then donated to a monthly chosen cause. December’s Give Back Rack donations will go toward Standing Rock efforts.

Shoppers can peruse handcrafted jewelry by Mitch Designs, chunky and cozy attire from Ruby Blue Knits, fantastical art by Paula Bullwinkel, treasures from around the world

growth of town and relative distance between town and the mountain, the culture of a ski town has been diluted in Bend.”

Bend used to feel like a little ski town with Bachelor feeling like it was in our backyard. That feeling has seemed to change over the years, so finding that little bit of small town flavor might be just what the locals ordered. SW Aprés Ski Bash

Friday, Dec. 16, 6pm Crow’s Feet Commons, 869 NW Wall St. Suite 4 No cover

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prés Ski is defined as “the social activities and entertainment following a day of skiing.” That’s still somewhat a thing as people hook up for food and brew somewhere warm and talk about their day, but the act of aprés ski used to be much more of an event. David Marchi, the curator of Crow’s Feet Commons, has teamed up with Mt. Bachelor, Deschutes Brewery, Subaru of Bend and 92.9 to make it an event once again.

“The creation of the Aprés Ski Bash was a collaboration between the Downtown Business Association and Mt. Bachelor,” says Marchi. “The courtyard was an obvious location to host the events, especially when we opened a ski shop here in 2012.

Deschutes Brewery is a great partner because they understand and fully support the community as a whole and are great advocates to the outdoor lifestyle.”

Wilderness, Corner Gospel Explosion and HELGA team up this Friday for the first of the Aprés Ski monthly series. If you want to know who’s coming for the rest of the winter though, you’ll just have to wait.

Marchi says, “We don’t have all the new bands confirmed. I know that The Thermals will be returning. With regards to this event in particular, I really have to say that these local bands are extremely talented in my eyes. Since the inception of Wilderness, it has been awesome to see their music morph and improve over the years. HELGA just plain rocks and I am excited to see Corner Gospel as a two-piece after a tragic event this summer.”

There’s been so much publicity about the area in front of Crow’s Feet Common’s (both positive and negative) that an event like the Aprés Ski Bash also gives people a chance to view that area in a better light. “I am a firm believer that good energy will overpower bad energy,” says Marchi.

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Behind the Mask

Patrimony becomes Faceless

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atrimony was one of Bend’s best local bands for years before its members hit the road and headed to Nashville. For the seven years they resided in Bend, they performed over 300 shows across 17 states and grew the reputation for being a band not to miss. Patrimony sounded just as confident, whether they were playing blues, driving, intense rock or space age, Bowie-esque psychedelia.

During their tenure in Nashville, the group disbanded, but frontman Trevor Martell isn’t through playing music in Bend. Teaming with Patrimony’s drummer Jason Allenby, Martell is touring now as AKA Faceless, a stripped down and intense duo with quite a different sound. “With a two-piece setup, I can promise some acoustic, a few Patrimony tunes that you might not ever hear again, and even new songs featuring our drummer playing the guitar with me on drums,” says Martell. “I believe these will be songs that will inspire you to be yourself. Work hard. Strive for what you believe in. Don’t give up no matter what tribulation or fork in the road is ahead of you.”

Heading to Nashville was a natural progression for Martell and Patrimony.

“For some, they believe some ray of light will hit them in a city like Nashville or Los Angeles,” says Martell.

“For me, it was about challenging ourselves, learning, taking a risk and

“Faceless might be a ‘V for Vendetta’-like figure. What’s behind the mask doesn’t matter.

Meaning, I am me. AKA you, your mother, father, brother and sister. People can expect songs of deep anger, embedded grace, gratefulness, regret and even sorrow."

—TREVOR MARTELL

we all did. Pressures like moving to a new place can be hard on any couple, businessman or band. But there’s always tomorrow to yet again learn and grow. I’ll be spending plenty of time in Nashville and here in Oregon. I love both so much and miss both while I’m away.”

I asked Martell how to describe AKA Faceless, a band with no record out or new music to listen to. His description is just enigmatic enough to make me want to be first in line to see their show. “Faceless might be a ‘V for Vendetta’-like figure, says Martell.

“What’s behind the mask doesn’t matter. Meaning, I am me. AKA you, your mother, father, brother and sister. People can expect songs of deep anger, embedded grace, gratefulness, regret and even sorrow. I may stop the show halfway through and play a song acoustic for people if that’s what the feeling says to do. I am no longer a ‘rock’ figure. Consider me a reflection of yourself through song.” SW AKA Faceless with Cedar Teeth & Comanche Joey

Friday, Dec. 16, 9pm Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr., Bend $8

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Checker’s Pub Talent/Open Mic 6-8 pm.

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Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Domino Room MarchFourth + PICK Watkins Glen It’s Parallel 44 Presents’ 10th anniversary and owner Gabe Johnson’s 44th birthday so with all this synergy afoot, it’s only fitting to have a big blowout bash! Headlining the event with high energy Oregon grown party music is MarchFourth and local rock ‘n’ roll supergroup Watkins Glen opens. 9 pm. $20.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

M&J Tavern Open Mic 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Karaoke 7 pm.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School

Northside Bar & Grill Open Mic 6-9 pm.

Old Stone Performing Arts PICK Center Foghorn Stringband Credited for ignit-

ing the Old Time Renaissance in the Northwest, Foghorn Stringband continues to stand out as the shining gold standard for American stringband music. With the Lowest Pair opening. 7:30 pm. $15.

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Moody Little Sister The next great band to emerge from Portland. Their songwriting is emotionally moving and beautifully structured...a rare combination of moment-by-moment inspiration.

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Astro Lounge DJ Chuck Boogie An eclectic

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musician Bill Powers performs. 7-9 pm. No cover.

Checker’s Pub Derek Michael Marc & Double

Pour House Grill Bomberos Live music has returned to the South side. Come christen the new stage with Bend’s rockingist band Bomberos. 9:30 pm.

mix of top 40’s. 10 pm. No cover.

AA Classic rock, blues, soul. 8-11 pm. No cover.

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Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Crow’s Feet Commons Apres Ski—

Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe Closer II Home

Tour with MOsely WOtta Words and music with MOsley WOtta, MIcah Bournes, Aisea Taimani.

Public open mic, 6-7pm. Feature presentations, 7-8pm. Mature content but all age event. 6-8 pm. $5-$10 donation.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free

Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill David Miller & Stones Throw 7:30 pm.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic 6 pm. No cover.

The Summit Saloon & Stage Sister Ethel

& Friends Brothers and Sisters, we invite you to congregate with us for improv/music comedy.

Third Thursday of every month, 8-10 pm. $5.

The Lot Zander Reese Singer-songwriter Zan-

der Reese’s guitar playing is reminiscent of Jack White while his deep vocals add a taste of grungy blues to the mix. 6-8 pm. No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Kylan Michael John-

son Band CD release party! A colorful collection of bluesy love tunes guarantied to catch the ear of any listener. 9 pm.

Bottoms Up Saloon Highway 97 Great rock

Fridays Join us for karaoke in a clean, family friendly environment. 6-10 pm. No cover.

PICK Craft Kitchen and Brewery Ugly Sweater Party What better way to support local families in Central Oregon than to don your ugliest sweater? We’ll have prizes, music and of course Santa. Bring the whole family to Craft Kitchen and Brewery and support Family Resource Center! 5-8 pm. Free.

The Belfry Good Time Travelers Folk and

Looking Glass Imports & Cafe Karaoke

Wilderness For our first celebration of the season, we have a collection of great local bands that will rock your socks off! Headlining the show will be Wilderness, with openers Corner Gospel Explosion and Helga. Also, celebrate the opening of Mt. Bachelor’s new lift Cloudchaser! 6-10 pm.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin DJ Spark A night

of ‘90s hip-hop music and videos with DJ Spark.

Third Friday, Saturday of every month, 10 pm.

No cover.

Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe Celtic Jam Bring

your guitar, fiddle, or whatever you have an join in for and open jam of Celtic music. All musicians welcome. And if you’re not a musician, come down, tap your feet and enjoy what’s always a fun evening. 6:30-8:30 pm. No cover.

Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards Juju

Eyeball: A Beatles Christmas An early Christmas Celebration featuring Juju Eyeball, Central Oregon’s premier Beatles cover band! They will be playing all their classic hits, keeping the holiday spirit in mind. Its never too early to make a reservation for this group! 6-9 pm. $5.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Ugly Sweater

Party—The Substitutes Wear your ugly Christmas sweater and win cash for ugliest male and female! Dance the night away with The Substitutes, best dance band in CO! Also a silent auction for some great Christmas gifts from our friends at Bronzed Beauty Tanning and boutique!

6pm start on auction. 9:30 pm-1:30 am. No cover.

Friday Dance Lessons 21+. 8 pm. No cover.

PICK Seven Nightclub Oregon Comics Showcase 2.0 Bend Comedy. Host: Andrew Brunello. Portland based comedians Justin Ammerman, Kate Murphy and Carter. 8-10 pm. $8 adv., $10 door.

Silver Moon Brewing Meekoh An artist with soul! He’ll be playing across so many genres (pop, R&B, blues, rock, country acoustic soul, funk) that you’ll wonder how one man can do it all. 8 pm. No cover.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele

21+. 9 pm. No cover.

PICK

Volcanic Theatre Pub AKA

Faceless, Cedar Teeth, & Comanche Joey AKA Faceless (formally known at Patrimony) is a rock ‘n’ roll band with no restriction. Crafting a sound that blends rough and rustic folk rock with lyrical American roots, the music of Cedar Teeth is drawn from their experiences. Comanche Joey is rock and blues. 9:30 pm. $8 adv., $10 door.

17 Saturday Astro Lounge DJ Mubbha Playing dirty dutch, top 40’s edm and more! 10 pm. No cover.

ATLAS Cider Co. Taproom Ugly Sweater

Holiday Party Lets celebrate in style as we are hosting an ugly sweater party. Come in a sweater and enjoy $4 cider/beer pints (including our delicious seasonal Cinnamon-Pear Cider) and a free raffle ticket for prizes. Treat yourself to a cheerful good time. 6-11 pm. No cover.

The Belfry Dry Canyon Stampede An up-andcoming country western band in Central Oregon will be playing country music favorites at the Belfry in Sisters. 7-10 pm. $10.

Broken Top Bottle Shop Bill Powers Local Cascades Theatrical Company Jazz at

Joe’s Vol. 61 Vol. 61 in the longest running jazz series in Bend. Jazz at Joe’s will feature local jazz vocalist Lisa Dae. From Kansas, Dan Gailey tenor sax, and from PDX Tony Pacini keys, Tim Gilson bass, and Timothy Rap drums. 7-9 pm. $39, adv. tickets required.

Checker’s Pub Justus Classic rock. Let’s dance! 8-11:30 pm. No cover. checkerspub.com.; Playing out of this planet original blues rock, soul, funk music. Dancing is the cure to this audible onslaught. 8 pm.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin DJ Spark A night of ‘90s hip-hop music and videos with DJ Spark.

10 pm. No cover.

Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards The

Substitutes Maintaining the integrity of what it means to be a rock band, the trio will not disappoint you with their ability to cover the best of classic rock anthems. Call to make a reservation!

6-9 pm. $5.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Karaoke 8 pm.

M&J Tavern Tactical Martians, WaxHuffer

& Drone Pilots M&J Switches gears for the evening. Supporting local musicians brings an evening of local punk heavy hitters. Chains will be placed in front of bottles to keep them on the shelves while the Central Oregon Punk community steps in to rattle the roof and massage your brain shiatsu style! 9 pm. No cover. 21+.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free

Dance Lessons Come learn the popular line dances to your favorite country songs every Saturday! 9 pm. No cover.

PICK Silver Moon Brewing Juju Eyeball No shortage of good material when local Beatles cover band Juju Eyeball rocks the Fab Four’s fabled catalog. And with nearly 60 songs, you’re likely to hear your favorite. Party on, Jojo!

8-11 pm. No cover.

CLUBS Sisters Saloon & Ranch Grill Bobby Lindstrom & Friends Local’s favorite bluesman Bobby Lindstrom and friends play their rockin’ blues, pure rock ‘n roll and your old favorites, plus Bobby’s amazing originals. 8 pm. No cover.

Astro Lounge Open Mic 8 pm. Free.

Strictly Organic Coffee - Old Mill Coyote

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Willow Folk, blues, rock to intriguingly complex instrumentals, creating beautiful music with grit that will have you laughing, dancing and celebrating the rhythms of life. 1-3 pm. No cover.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company

Canaan Canaan with Matt Humiston Japanese singer-songwriter Canaan Canaan will sing in both Japanese and English and plays guitar accompanied by a drummer, Matthew Humiston.

3-5 pm. No cover.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele

21+. 9 pm. No cover.

The Capitol Chrome Wolves & Chase

Manhattan Totem Arts presents a night of crucial bass music. A couple of Portland’s best hip hop and bass music DJ/producers. Back to back PDX heavyweights Chrome Wolves and Chase Manhattan with support from Paranome.

10 pm. $5.

PICK Tower Theatre The Trail Band

Celebrating it’s 25th year, The Trail Band is an eight-piece ensemble of talented singers, including Quarterfalsh’s Rindy Ross, and musicians playing brass and string instruments. With influences of country, folk, bluegrass, blues and early jazz. 3 & 7 pm. $36, $41.50.

PICK

Volcanic Theatre Pub

Zepparella Zepparella explores their own improvised magic within the framework of Zeppelin’s mighty songs! 9 pm. $20 adv., $22 door.

18 Sunday Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin Locals Night

Soul, hip-hop and electronica with DJDMP and friends, plus 25% off everything on the menu all night long (with local id). 9 pm. No cover.

The Capitol Local Fundraising Event for

Michelle Taylor Help raise money for Michelle for her journey to find alternative treatment and a cure for her terminal cancer. Numerous local businesses have generously donated some amazing items that will be raffled and auctioned off throughout this event. We also have some great local musicians who will be provided some entertainment for us. 5-8 pm.

Wild Ride Brewing Christmas Trivia Night Free to play and prizes to win. 21+. 7-9 pm. No cover.

19 Monday Various Locations - Bend Public (Rock)

Choir Fun, non-threatening group where people of all ages and skill levels have the chance to sing loud. No experience needed. Contemporary rock and pop music, no hymns. First time is free. Visit singbend.com for locations and membership discount pricing details. 5:45-8 pm. $0-$16.

20 Tuesday Astro Lounge Trivia Tuesdays Bring your

team or join one! Usually six categories of various themes. 8 pm. No cover.

Crow’s Feet Commons Open Mic For the storytellers. Sign up begins at 5pm. 6-8 pm.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Ukulele Jam

All ages. 6:30 pm. No cover.

Checker’s Pub Talent/Open Mic 6-8 pm.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Domino Room Central Oregon Jingle Jam—Clyde Carson, Celly Cel & Young Gully The biggest Christmas party in Oregon! Special guests: J Meast, Jake Sierra and DJ Drop Kid, Louchie Vega, Fidel Cashtro, Guilt By Association. Hosted by Don P and Bigg B and Daric B. Rapper Clyde Carson, originally known as a member of the hip-hop group The Team. 7 pm. $25-$30 GA, $50 VIP. Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

M&J Tavern Open Mic 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill

Karaoke 7 pm.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School

Jive Coulis We started as a three piece in Colorado. Jumped on the bus and Eric and Jordan found their way to Oregon. Found the talented Collin Braley on the drum sticks and we are rockin’ ‘n’ rolling! 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Open Mic 6-9 pm.

M&J Tavern HeartBreak Bandits Jerry

The Capitol Kickin’ It Old Skool Join us for a Night of friends and celebration, and of course dirty, dirty bass! With Cymatics, Harlo, Smilodon, RelkyOne and more. 9 pm.

Seven Nightclub Bend Comedy Open Mic Sign up at 7 pm. Five minutes or two songs of stage time. All performance types are welcome.

8-10 pm. Free.

The Lot Open Mic 6 pm. No cover.

Bullets croons some good ol’ country while introducing some originals with the Bandits for your listening pleasure! 9 pm. No cover.

The Blacksmith Restaurant Coyote

Willow Progressive acoustic Americana. 6-8 pm. No cover.

The Lot Trivia at The Lot Bring your team or join one. Enjoy the heated seats, brews, and tasty eats while rubbing elbows with Bend’s smartest smartipants who love trivia. A rotating host comes up with six questions in six different categories. 6-8 pm. Free.

Velvet Paul Eddy Solo show from Northwest

native and Bedell Artist Paul Eddy. 8-10 pm. No cover.

21 Wednesday Astro Lounge Leif James Talented local

singer songwriter will be coming to perform his originals and covers. James delivers a memorable performance each time. There isn’t a show that goes by that he does not garner new fans 8 pm. No cover.

PICK Tower Theatre A Tower Christmas The family-friendly event is decked with holiday memories, songs, dances, and scenes from Christmas classics. Making the season bright with songs, stories, and Santa! 7 pm. $15 adults, $10 children.

22 Thursday Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free

Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic 6 pm. No cover.

PICK Tower Theatre A Tower Christmas The family-friendly event is decked with holiday memories, songs, dances, and scenes from Christmas classics. Making the season bright with songs, stories, and Santa! 7 pm. $15 adults, $10 children. SW

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Rock and blues band, Comanche Joey, performs alongside Cedar Teeth and AKA Faceless for a night of rock 'n' roll at the Volcanic Theatre Pub, 12/16.

EVENTS

CALENDAR MUSIC Bella Acappella Harmony Chorus Medal-winning Bella Acappella seeks women and girls who love to sing and harmonize. Tuesdays, 5:45-9pm. Bend Senior Center, 1600 SE Reed Market Rd. 541-460-3474. $30 month.

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Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band Practice Experienced pipers and drummers

are welcome to attend, along with those who are interested in taking up piping or drumming. Mondays, 5:30-7pm. Bend Church of the Nazarene, 1270 NE 27th St. 541-633-3225. Free.

Community Orchestra of Central Oregon A community orchestra that welcomes all players. We are serious musicians who want to have a lot of fun while we are getting better.

Wednesdays, 6:30-9pm. Cascade Middle School, 19619 SW Mountaineer Way. 541-306-6768.

The Deschutes Caledonian Pipe Band Practice We are a volunteer not-for-profit so-

Central Oregon Showcase Choir Enjoy

holiday tunes and harmonies with Central Oregon Showcase Choir. Dec. 17, 3-3:30pm.

Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-312-1032. Free.

Jazz Cru Local duo plays standards and holi-

day favorites. Dec. 14, 6-6:45pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free.

Matthew Gwinup Local musician Matt

Gwinup performs upstairs at the Downtown Bend Library. Matt performs in Central Oregon and beyond both as a soloist and with Five Pint Mary the Oregon Guitar Trio and cover band Subject to Change. Dec. 18, 1-2pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-312-1032. Free.

Sisters High School Jazz Choir Serenade Enjoy the harmonies of the holidays. Dec.

18, 2:30-3pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-312-1032. Free.

Patrick Lamb Acclaimed saxophonist Patrick

Lamb and his jazz band return to Central Oregon for the Sunriver Music Festival’s Fireside Concert Series! sunrivermusic.org. Dec. 16, 6:30-9pm.

Sunriver Resort Homestead, 1 Center Dr. $35.

Public (Rock) Choir Fun, non-threatening group where people of all ages and skill levels have the chance to sing loud. No experience needed. Contemporary rock and pop music, no hymns. Visit singbend.com for locations.

Mondays, 5:45-8pm. Various Locations - Bend.

541-728-3798. $0-$16.

Small, Dancing Light Join us for a free

concert of advent and Christmas music featuring the Nativity Choir and Orchestra, with special guests, Bend Camerata. Dec. 16, 7pm. Nativity Lutheran Church, 60850 Brosterhous Rd. 541388-0765. Free.

Join the Civil Air Patrol and Daughters of the American Revolution as they lay Christmas wreaths at the graves of military veterans at Deschutes Memorial Gardens, 12/17.

String Theory Music Students’ Recital

Students of all ages from the String Theory Music School perform a variety of musical genres for your listening pleasure. Dec. 18, 4-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. Free.

PICK Sunriver Music Festival Holiday Concert The 40th anniversary of the Sunriver

Music Festival season kicks off with a holiday concert featuring acclaimed saxophonist Patrick Lamb and his Jazz Quartet. Dec. 16, 6:30pm.

Sunriver Resort Homestead, 1 Center Dr. $35.

DANCE

Adult Jazz Dance Class First class is free.

Latin Dance Night Come learn how to dance or dance with us! Dec. 15, 7pm. Astro Lounge, 939 NW Bond St. Free.

Through Jan. 1. A6, 550 SW Industrial Way Suite 180. 541-330-8759. Free.

Scottish Country Dance Weekly Class No experience or Scottish heritage necessary.

Mondays, 7-9pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. First class is free, $5.

event! No experience necessary! Fee includes supplies. Pre-register and see upcoming images at artventurewithjudy.com. Tuesdays, 6-9pm.

Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. 541410-3267. $25 pre-paid.

West African Dance Class Cultural dance experience to live drumming by Bend’s Fe Fanyi West African Drum & Dance Troupe! Learn movement to traditional rhythms of the Western region of Africa. Mondays, 7-8pm. Cascade Indoor Sports: Skating Rink Side, 20775 NE High Desert Ln. 818-636-2465. $10.

Crazy Mama Christmas Boutique Local artists, designers and crafters offer a brand new holiday shopping venue in Downtown Bend, featuring a diverse mix of fine art and adornments for body and home. Through Dec. 24, 10am-6pm.

Liberty Theatre, 849 NW Wall St. 541-848-0334.

Tuesdays, 7-8:30pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63830 Clausen Dr. Suite 202. 541-410-8451. $10.

FILM EVENTS

Argentine Tango Class & Práctica

“The Nutcracker” Sparkles, snowflakes and

Beginning tango class 6:30-7:30 pm followed by two hours of practice from 7:30-9:30 pm. No partner needed! Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5.

Beginning Adult Ballet Whether your goal is to dance ballet or gain flexibility, this class is for you! Wednesdays, 8:15-9:15pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63830 Clausen Dr. Suite 202. $12 drop in $10 with a friend.

Bend Ecstatic Dance Dance your own dance

in your own way in a supportive community of kindred spirits. Visit: BendEcstaticDance.com.

Tuesdays, 7pm. Bend Masonic Center, 1036 NE 8th St. 360-870-6093. $10-$20.

Group Class & Ballroom Dance Ages 16plus. All proceeds donated to Bend’s Community Center. Fridays, 7pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-314-4398. $5 per person includes the class & dance.

a magical candy land, the Royal Ballet’s presentation of The Nutcracker arrives for exclusive two-day central Oregon engagement. Dec. 18, 2pm and Dec. 19, 6pm. Sisters Movie House, 720 Desperado Ct., Sisters. $12.50.

“Trans” LGBTQ movie night. Dec. 19, 7pm.

Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $5.

LOCAL ARTS

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ciety dedicated to the preservation, performance, and enjoyment of Scottish style bagpipes and drums in Central Oregon. If you are interested in joining please contact us. Mondays-Sundays, 6-8pm. Abilitree, 2680 Twin Knolls Dr. Free.

HDM After Hours Enjoy the Museum’s indoor exhibits after hours with friends, co-workers and family! See the stunning photography of Ansel Adams, the whimiscal-yet-scientific artwork of Ray Troll and more! RSVP: highdesertmuseum.org/rsvp Fri, Dec. 16, 5-9pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-382-4754 ext. 241. Members $3, non-members $7.

Holiday Art Studio Sale Give the gift of art!

Pottery, paintings, printmaking, cards, stocking stuffers and more. Sat, Dec. 17, 10am-4pm. B Smiley, 443 NW Delaware Ave. Free admission.

Art & Wine, Oh My! Local artists will guide

PRESENTATIONS

“Red” Exhibit Artists explore the power of red—in small and large doses—in A6’s annual member exhibit. Saturdays, 10am-6pm, Sundays, noon-5pm and Mondays-Fridays, 10am-7pm.

Wreaths Across America Join the Civil Air Patrol and Daughters of the American Revolution as we place wreaths on veterans’ graves at Deschutes Memorial Gardens. The local ceremony is simultaneous to wreath laying at Arlington National Cemetery and thousands of cemeteries across the country. Donations accepted until Dec 1. Contact kkbend@bendbroadband.com. Dec. 17, 9-10am. Deschutes Memorial Chapel & Gardens, 63875 N Hwy 97. Free.

you through replicating the night’s featured image. Food and beverage available for purchase.

Register online. Tuesdays, 6pm. Level 2, 360 SW Powerhouse Dr. Suite 210. 541-213-8083. $35-$45.

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DEC 17 The Volcanic Theatre Pub Presents SANTALAND DIARIES BY DAVID SEDARIS

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For the fifth year, Derek Sitter brings David Sedaris' "SantaLand Diaries" to the stage at Volcanic Theatre Pub, 12/16 & 12/17.

THEATER

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“Christmas Spirits” An anthology show, mixing bawdy skits, gleefully profane songs and a vaudevillian sense of goofiness. Taking place in Victorian England and being mounted upstairs at The Summit. Fri, Dec. 16, 7:30pm and Sat, Dec. 17, 7:30pm. The Summit Saloon & Stage, 115 NW Oregon Ave. $20.

Closer II Home Tour with MOsely WOtta Words and music with MOsley WOtta,

PICK It’s a Wonderful Life: A Live Radio Play Six actors bring to life dozens of

characters from the beloved film classic. By placing the emphasis on characters, voices and the script, this version of the show brings new life to the tear-jerking story of the trials and tribulations of George Bailey. Thursdays-Sundays, 7:30-10pm. Through Dec. 18. CTC Cascade Theatre, 148 NW Greenwood Ave. 541-389-0803. $20 adults, $16 seniors, $13 students.

Holiday Reader’s Theater with Sunriver Stars Enjoy a delightful hour of

reader’s theater, including O. Henry’s holiday classic “Gift of the Maggi” with Sunriver Stars Community Theater. Founded in 2012, Sunriver Stars Community Theater has been providing a community-based musical and dramatic performances for Sunriver and surrounding communities. Dec. 17, noon-1pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-312-1032. Free.

PICK ”The Night Before The Night Before Christmas” Local playwright Crick-

et Daniel’s Christmas show gets resurrected at the Tower. Prepare for the most dysfunctional family holiday you’ve ever seen (outside of your own, of course). A reprisal of the sold out 2015 Christmas Comedy. Dec. 15, 7:30pm and Dec. 16, 7:30pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. $22-$32.

”SantaLand Diaries” Derek PICK Sitter is back for his 5th year reading the critically acclaimed and hysterical “Santaland Diaries” by David Sedaris. Santaland Diaries recounts Sedaris’ experience working as an elf at Macy’s Herald Square’s Santaland. Fri, Dec. 16, 7:30pm and Sat, Dec. 17, 7:30pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $12 adv., $15 door.

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”The Santaland Diaries”

Based on the true chronicles of David Sedaris’ experience as Crumpet the Elf in Macy’s Santaland display, this cult classic riffs on a few of Sedaris’ truly odd encounters with his fellow man during the height of the holiday crunch.

Mon, Dec. 19, 7:30pm, Tues, Dec. 20, 7:30pm, Wed, Dec. 21, 7:30pm and Thurs, Dec. 22, 7:30pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. $12 adv., $15 door.

MIcah Bournes, Aisea Taimani. Public open mic, 6-7pm. Feature presentations, 7-8pm. Mature content but all age event. Dec. 15, 6-8pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-749-2010. $5-$10 donation.

Holiday Benefit Writing Workshop

Writing workshop with prompts meant to inspire reflection as year draws to a close. Beginner/seasoned writers welcome. All proceeds benefit Sparrow Clubs. Dec. 14, 6-8pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541480-7732. $15 donation.

VOLUNTEERS

350Deschutes Climate Advocacy & Education Use your special talents to encour-

age awareness of the need for meaningful climate action. We organize with leaders at schools, faith communities, nonprofit groups, and people in the community. 206-498-5887.

After School Mentoring—Teens/College Students/Adults Needed Female

mentors are needed to serve 4th-5th or 6th-8th grade girls in weekly after school programs in Bend. Mentors must be 14 or older. Female adults and college students are encouraged to volunteer to change the lives of young girls.

Afterschoolbuddies.org. 541-390-3046.

Fences For Fido Help free dogs from

Mentor Heart of Oregon Corps is a nonprofit

that inspires and empowers positive change in youth through education, jobs, and stewardship.

For more information or to become a mentor, contact Amanda at 541-526-1380. Heart of Oregon YouthBuild, 68797 George Cyrus Rd.

Tiny Explorers Meetup Volunteer Opportunity The Children’s Forest is seeking

committed volunteers to host Tiny Explorers Meetups. Meetups are a time for new families to get together in the outdoors. Volunteers serve as the point person and distribute free baby carriers to qualifying families. Meetups occur monthly in three locations (Bend, Redmond).

Ongoing, 10-11am. Deschutes National Forest, Bend-Fort Rock Ranger District, 63095 Deschutes Market Rd. 541-383-5592.

Volunteer—BCC Bend’s Community Center

has a wide variety of volunteer opportunities for individuals over age 6. If interested in volunteering go to bendscommunitycenter.org or call 541-312-2069 for more information. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St.

Volunteer Drivers Needed Volunteer

drivers needed to transport veterans to the Bend VA Clinic and Portland VA Hospital. Must have clean driving record and be able to pass VA-provided physical and screening. Call Paul at 541-647-2363 for more details.

Warehouse Sorting & Pricing The

Brightside Thrift Store in Redmond is looking for volunteers to receive donations, sort, and price items. Brightside Animal Thrift Store, 838 NW 5th St. 541-504-0101.

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chains! We are seeking volunteers to come out and help us build fences for dogs who live on chains. No experience is required. Sign up on Facebook: FFF Central Oregon Region Volunteers or Bend Canine Friends Meet Up group.

More info can be found at fencesforfido.org.

AcroYoga No partner necessary! Wednesdays, 5:30-6:45pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541-550-8550. $7-$15.

Gatekeeper Program Through the Gate-

African Dance Classes are taught in a

keeper program, you would help us train community business staff and volunteers who may come into contact with seniors and adults with disabilities, to recognize warning signs that can indicate abuse, neglect, or an increased need for services or care. Council on Aging of Central Oregon, 373 NE Greenwood Ave. 541-678-5483.

Make Your Mark at Bend Spay + Neuter! We are looking for compassionate,

awesome people to join our incredible team of volunteers. Whether you want to give your time in the clinic, or you want to be out and about at festivals, or helping with our community cat population, we can definitely use your unique talents. Bend Spay+Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B1. 541-617-1010.

friendly, welcoming, and fun environment.

Wednesdays, 5:30-6:30pm. Gotta Dance Studio, 917 NE Eighth St. 541-322-0807. $12.

Beginning Aerial Wednesdays-Satur-

days-Sundays, 2:30-4pm. Central Oregon Aerial Arts, 63017 NE 18th St. 775-342-8710. $17.

Buddhist Mantras Chanting Learn how

to correctly chant Buddhist Mantras in Japanese. Reservations required. Mon-Tues-ThursFri, 10:30am-4pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-848-1255. $10.

Capoeira Experience this exciting martial art form of Afro Brazilian origins which incorporates music and acrobatic movements. For

EVENTS adults and teens. Mondays, 6:50-8:15pm and Thursdays, 6:50-8:15pm. Sortor Karate, 63056 Lower Meadow Dr. $30, two week intro.

Chair Tai Chi Designed for people who have

limited mobility and cannot stand for a long time.

Join the live session on Zoom email arawak327@ hotmail to register. Fridays, 11:30am-12:30pm.

Through Dec. 30. Grandmaster Franklin, 16405 First St., La Pine. 623-203-4883. $10.

at our live model figure drawing salon hosted by Workhouse studio members Christian Brown and Abney Wallace. This drop-in salon features a live nude model. Tuesdays, 7-9pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347-564-9080. $15.

German Conversation Group With a tutor to learn conversational German. Mondays, 7-8pm. In Sisters, various locations. 541-5950318. Cost is variable.

Good Form Running Clinic With a focus

on proper mechanics, good form running helps runners of all ages and abilities achieve their goals. We’ll go over the four points of good form running, do some drills, and take and review short clips of video to help build awareness.

Thurs, Dec. 15, 5:30-7pm. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free, RSVP required.

Holiday Beading/Jewelry Making Classes Four holiday projects of beaded jew-

elry for gifts or personal satisfaction. Class includes personal instruction, supplies and written instructions. Dec. 1; bracelet. Dec. 7; earrings, Dec. 12 bracelet, Dec. 14, earrings. Wed, Dec. 14, 6:30-9pm. Residence, 2949 NW Bordeaux Ln. 561-271-4360. $25.

Japanese Group Lesson Wednesdays, 5-6pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-6337205. $10 plus material fees.

Oriental Palm Reading Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, noon-5pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-383-5031. $20 an hour. Wednesdays, 6-7pm.

Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-848-1255. $10.

Reiki Level 1 Workshop 7.5 hands-on CEU credits available for massage therapists licensed in the State of OR. Bring a potluck item to share for lunch! Dec. 18, 9am-4:30pm. Sol Alchemy Temple, 2150 NE Studio Rd. 541-285-4972. $89.

Tai Chi A free Tai Chi class open to the Bend

Community centered on a gentle and basic form for Arthritis and Fall Prevention, but will introduce more aspects of Tai Chi as the class progresses. Tuesdays-Thursdays, 9:30-11am.

Brooks Hall at Trinity Episcopal Church, 469 Wall St. 541-548-1086. Free.

Three Harmony Yoga/Qigong A blend of Taoist and Buddhist tantric energy practices that enhance ones awareness and integration of the physical, energetic, and spiritual natures of our being. Qigong is listening, enhancing, and understanding the flow of internal, or intrinsic, energy (qi/prana) and cultivate your spirit. Dec. 17, 10am-noon. Sol Alchemy Temple, 2150 NE Studio Rd. 541-285-4972. $15-$25 sliding scale.

Traversing Transition Casual facilitated meetings to work with transition. Normally, two Wednesdays a month. Trained facilitator Sandy Thompson (author “The Grace of Curves”) has led life of change-on-change. Eventually, learning to manage, even love, transition. She’s happy to share techniques and ideas. Wed, Dec. 14, 6:30-8pm. The Wilds, 30 SW Century Dr. Suite 120. 415-944-0471. Donation.

West African Drumming Level 1

Learn traditional rhythms, and experience the brain-enhancing, healing and joyful benefits of West African drumming from experienced teacher David Visiko. This is a beginner class open to anyone who has ever been drawn to drumming!

Mondays, 5:30-6:30pm. Home Studio, 63198 NE de Havilland St. 541-760-3204. $15.

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EVENTS West African Drumming Level 3 Build on your knowledge, technique, and performance skills. Teacher/troupe director David Visiko and members of Fe Fanyi study, practice and play joyfully. Thursdays, 7-8:30pm. Home Studio, 63198 NE de Havilland St. 541-760-3204. $15.

EVENTS

Mustangs To The Rescue Fundraiser

By Working

& Operated

Musicians

AUTHORIZED DEALER FOR Taylor Guitars Eastman Guitars & Mandolins Roland Amplifiers, Boss Pedals Yamaha Portable Digital Pianos Gold Tone Banjos Amahi & Kanaloa Ukuleles Accessories & Print Music Open Mon-Fri 10-6; Sat 10-5

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541-382-3245

One World Expo & Concert A festive event in which our guests are given world passports, to travel the world and each classroom is transferred into another country, representing various cultures. We close with a world concert of students performing songs from their culture with a message to the world! Dec. 15, 5-7pm.

Bend International School, 63020 OB Riley Rd.

Grassroots Cribbage Club Newcomers welcome. For info contact Sue at 541-382-6281.

Mondays, 6-9pm. Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. $1 to $13.

Preventative Walk-in Pet Wellness Clinic First come, first served. Vaccines, micro-

Holiday Celebration Join us as we celebrate the holidays with music, drama and festive refreshments. You will enjoy a community favorite artist, Cinda, along with her ukulele choir and a special first appearance of our newly form theatrical troup, Senior Moments. Dec. 21, 2pm. Mt. Bachelor Memory Care, 20225 Powers Road.

Locally Owned

jewelry pieces $45, and a $25 red hot bin. Special vendors this year include: Dani Naturals, Threadlust, LuLaRoe Boutique, Too Sweet Cakes, Tularoo Soaps, and more. Through , 10am-8pm. Orvis Building, Old Mill District, 320 SW Powerhouse Dr. 855-853-1900. Free admission.

Visit our website to download the flier, give it to Hop N Bean when you order, and 30 percent of the proceeds will be donated to Mustangs to the Rescue. Third Sunday. Hop N Brew | Pizza Place | Coffee Shop, 523 East Hwy 20. 541-330-8943.

Holiday Farm & Garden Boutique Join us for a Festive Holiday Boutique! You will love our unique gift selections and our Farm House Style Christmas Decor will get your home ready for the Holidays! We are located right in the heart of the Old Farm District! Fridays-Saturdays, 11am-5pm. Through Dec. 17. Celebrate the Season, 61430 Brosterhous Rd. 541-244-2536. submitted

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Nashelle & Friends Trunk Show All

Meet, Greet, Eat & Shop This wellness

group has decided to host a meet and greet. This is open house style and the theme is share the gift of health, knowledge and prosperity. We are asking that everyone bring a food item for the food bank, clothing or blankets to donate. Dec. 15, 11am-1pm. Looking Glass Imports & Cafe, 150 NE Bend River Mall Dr. Suite 260. 541-2255775. Free.

Metaphysics Discussion Group This is a discussion group focusing on metaphysics, consciousness and self-mastery. We will start with introductions and move into a free-flowing discussion based on the group’s interest. Hosted

by Mr. Ed Windhorse. Dec. 15, 6-7pm. Looking Glass Imports & Cafe, 150 NE Bend River Mall Dr. Suite 260. 541-225-5775. Free.

chips, toenail trims, and de-worming available.

Service fees can be found at bendsnip.org. Saturdays, 10am. Bend Spay & Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. A-1.

Salvation Army & Bend Fire Santa Express Donation Site Drop off site for

non-perishable food and toys for Bend Fire’s Santa Express and Salvation Army/Toys for Tots.

We will give you a 10 percent off coupon for your toy donation. Mondays-Fridays, 7am-4:30pm.

Through Dec. 15. Firkus Plumbing, 558 SE Glenwood Dr. 541-382-7710. Free.

Snowshoe Nature Hike with a Ranger

Snowshoe Nature tours on Mt. Bachelor with a Forest Service Naturalist Ranger. All interpretive programs focus on the ecology, geology and wildlife of the Cascades. Dec. 19-March 31, 10-11:30am and 1:30-3pm. Mt. Bachelor, 13000 Century Dr. 541-383-5530. Free.

Starfest Everyone is welcome to take a complimentary self-guided tour of the light show or ride on a guided horse-drawn wagon every Friday and Saturday. 4-10pm. Eagle Crest Resort, 1522 Cline Falls Rd. 541-923-2453. $10 adults, $5 children for wagon rides.

Sugar & Spice Saturday Market Shop,

sample products, and socialize. Treat yourself to a night out, and support local women in business. Dec. 17, 5-8:30pm. Comfort Suites, 223 SW Yew Ave. 541-633-3477. Free.

Third Friday Stroll Third Friday, 4-8pm.

Downtown Redmond, Sixth Street. Free.

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Hear acclaimed saxophonist Patrick Lamb and his jazz band at the Sunriver Resort Homestead, 12/16.

EVENTS Winter Solstice Celebration We’re

lighting up the holidays at The Pavilion in Bend, lighting presented by Holiday Help Christmas Lighting. Join us for a joyful evening of ice skating, treats and twinkling lights to welcome in winter’s delights. Dec. 21, 6-9pm. The Pavilion, 1001 SW Bradbury Way. 541-389-7588. $6, includes skate rental.

Wreath Laying Ceremony On Dec. 17, at

SENIOR EVENTS

Senior Social Program Monday, Wednes-

day and Friday senior brunch will be served from 10-11am for $2. Social hour Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday social hours 10-1pm.

Closed Thursdays. Mondays-Wednesdays-Fridays, 10am-1pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-312-2069. Free to attend.

MEETINGS

Adelines’ Showcase Chorus Practice

For more information call Diane at 541-447-4756 or showcasechorus.org. Mondays, 6:30-9pm.

Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave.

Al-Anon Family Groups 12-step group for

friends and families of alcoholics. Check afginfo. org or call 541-728-3707 for times and locations.

Alcoholics Anonymous If you want to

drink, that’s your business. If you want to stop, we can help. Call Alcoholics Anonymous.

Hotline: 541-548-0440. Ongoing. Brooks Hall at Trinity Episcopal Church, 469 Wall St. 541-5480440.

Bend Chamber Toastmasters Toastmas-

ters is a place to develop and grow your public speaking and leadership skills. Whether an executive, stay-at-home parent, college student or retiree, you will improve by giving better presentations and participating in meetings.

Wednesdays, noon-1pm. The Environmental Center, 16 NW Kansas Ave. Free.

City Club of Central Oregon It is a lunch

discussion, but don’t expect this City Club forum to turn into a food fight. They are way too civil for that. But if information and insights are what you want, there’s no better place for lunch today.

Third Thursday of every month, 11:30am. St. Charles Center for Health and Learning, 2500 NE Neff Rd. 541-633-7163. $20/$35.

COHO—Central Oregon Homebrewers Organization Do you like to brew beer?

Or have you always wanted to learn how? Come join us! We’re a fun group of people, from all over Central Oregon, dedicated to improving our craft. Educational sessions, group brewing, competitions, and other beer-related events. Third Wednesday of every month, 6:30-9pm. Aspen Ridge Retirement, 1010 NE Purcell Blvd. Free.

Cool Cars and Coffee All makes, models

welcome. Saturdays, 8am. C.E. Lovejoy’s Brookswood Market, 19530 Amber Meadow Dr.

Emotions Anonymous 12-step program.

(Use NW Kansas Ave. entrance) Wednesdays, 9:30-10:30am and Thursdays, 10:30-11:30am.

First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 954-562-8487. Free.

Epilepsy Support Group Meet up Our group welcomes families and individuals struggling with a new epilepsy diagnosis or a life long experience with a seizure disorder. Every third Saturday, 4-5pm. Through May 20. St. Charles Heart & Lung Center Conference Room, 2500 NE Neff Rd. 503-360-6452. Free.

KIDS' EVENTS

guided imagery, you’ll learn how to tap into your internal power. You are an expression of source though your SELF (Source Energy Life Force).

Virtually painless while highly expansive. Thursdays, 6:30-8pm. Sol Alchemy Temple, 2150 NE Studio Rd. 541-390-8534. Free.

French Conversation Table Every first and third Monday of the month. All are welcome!

Third Monday of every month, 10:30am-12:30pm.

Barnes and Noble, 2690 NE Hwy 20. 541-3898656. Free.

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Infant & Pregnancy Loss Support Group MISS Foundation peer-mediated support

group for months and fathers enduring the death of a child from any cause. Including, but not limited to: Infant/young child death, SIDS, stillbirth. Second Wednesday of every month, 7-8:30pm. Partners in Care, 2075 NE Wyatt Ct. 928-699-3355.

Marijuana Anonymous Meeting Mari-

juana Anonymous is a fellowship of people who share our experience, strength, and hope with each other that we may recover from marijuana addiction. There are no dues or fees, each meeting is self-supporting through voluntary contributions. MA is not affiliated with any religious institutions. More info at madistrict11.org.

Mondays, 4:45-5:45pm. Serenity Lane, 601 NW Harmon Blvd. 503-567-9892. Free.

Enjoy treats and skate under holiday lights during the Winter Solstice celebration at The Pavilion, 12/21.

Animal Adventures Age 3+ years. Live ani-

Music, Movement & Stories Age 3-5

Big Kids Yoga This class is for older kids who want to learn more of the fundamentals of yoga through more technical yoga games and a deeper exploration of postures and flow sequences.

Wednesdays, 4-5:30pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541-550-8550. $5-$6.

PICK Old Mill District Celebrity SantaLand In the magical place called SantaLand,

mals, stories, crafts with High Desert Museum.

Mon, Dec. 19, 10:15am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Tues, Dec. 20, 9:30am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Tues, Dec. 20, 11:30am. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. Free.

NAMI Depression & Bipolar Disorder Support Group Mondays, 7-9pm. First United

Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-4808269. Free.

Breakfast with Santa Enoy breakfast with Santa and the whole family at Black Butte Ranch.

Dec. 17, 9 and 11am and Dec. 18, 9 and 11am.

Black Butte Ranch, 13653 Hawksbeard Rd.

Overeaters Anonymous Meeting

Carriage Rides Enjoy complimentary

Mondays-noon-Saturdays, 9:30am and Thursdays-noon. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-306-6844. Free. Wednesdays, 4pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave. 541-306-6844. Free.

Rheumatoid Arthritis Support Group

Anyone with RA or similar auto-immune syndrome welcome. For more information contact Alyce Jantzen (alyce1002@gmail.com) or Kristen Jones (kristenjones1227@gmail.com). Third Tuesday of every month, 4-5pm. Bend Memorial Clinic - Redmond, 865 SW Veterans Way.

Socrates Cafe Group People from differ-

ent backgrounds get together and exchange thoughtful ideas and experiences while embracing the Socratic Method. Open to all comers. Fourth Thursday of every month, 6-8pm.

Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-749-2010. Free.

Spanish Club Spanish language study and conversation group. All levels welcome. Thursdays, 3:30-5pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-749-2010. Free.

Italian Conversation Group Join our weekly informal Italian conversation group at Dudley’s. No textbooks, no homework, no instructor: just come and have fun. We welcome all skill levels from beginner to expert. Saturdays, 10-11:30am. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541 749 2010. Free.

Women’s Cancer Support Group For the newly diagnosed and survivors of cancer. For information call: Judy, 541-728-0767. Candy, 907-209-8181. Thursdays, 1-3pm. Looking Glass Imports & Cafe, 150 NE Bend River Mall Dr. Suite 260. Free.

Young Professionals Network The event

will showcase the up-and-coming business, Tranquilo MSA Beer Co. located right here in Bend. Their two specialties are Tranquilo EspeciaI, an award-winning Mexican Style Ale and Tranquilo Amber, a caramel version of Especial!

Dec. 14, 5-7pm. Windermere Central Oregon Real Estate, 695 SW Mill View Way. 541-3823221. $15-$20 Chamber members, $20-$25 GA. SW

carriage rides with Cowboy Carriage, brought to you by the Old Mill District. They will pick up and drop off between Francesca’s and Ben & Jerry’s (weather permitting). Donations and tips will benefit Kids Center, a local non-profit that helps prevent child abuse. Fri, Dec. 16-Thurs, Dec. 22, 1-4pm. Old Mill District, 680 SW Powerhouse Dr.

Central Oregon Sundays For Deschutes, Jefferson or Crook County, must show proof of residency. Sundays, 10am-5:30pm. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Rd. 541-585-5000. $9.

years. Movement and stories to develop skills.

Thurs, Dec. 15, 10:30am. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. Free. Age 3-5 years. Movement and stories to develop skills. Fri, Dec. 16, 10:15am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free.

children can capture Santa’s ear with their hearts’ desires while our photographer captures the moment on film. Local celebrities—such as local, county and state officials and personalities—will take turns posing as Jolly Old St. Nick.

Fri, Dec. 16-Sun, Dec. 18, 11am-5pm, Mon, Dec. 19-Thurs, Dec. 22, 11am-5pm. Old Mill District SantaLand, 320 SW Powerhouse Dr.

Pre Ballet I/II Pre Ballet is offered for students 5-7 years old and is a great way to enhance self confidence and enthusiasm! In this program, children are introduced to technical ballet and expressive movement all while meeting the needs and limitations of this age range.

Mondays, 11:15-12:15am. Get a Move On Studio, 63830 Clausen Dr. Suite 202. 541-647-7917. $12 drop in $10 with a friend.

Redmond MOPS (Mothers of Preschoolers) We are a group of supportive

Check It Out Explore something new at your library. Fri, Dec. 16, 8am. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. Free.

mamas. We have free and very loving child care for kiddos. A great place to make new friends, get encouragement, and know that you’re not alone in this wonderful journey of motherhood!

Third Tuesday, 9-11am. Community Presbyterian Church, 529 NW 19th St. 541-548-3367. Free.

Children’s Yoga: Movement & Music

Santa’s Village Get your photo with Santa!

Designed for children aged 4-8, this class is a playful way of introducing children to the miracles of movement, yoga and music. Mondays, 4-5pm. Bend Community Healing, 155 SW Century Dr. Suite 113. 541-322-9642. $10.

Family Winter Wonderland Sing Along

Songs, stories, musical instruments and treats.

Dec. 17, 10am. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. Free.

Kids Rock Choir Kids ages 12 and under with only one goal: to have a great time singing their faces off! No training, experience, or long term commitment is required to join in. See website for locations: singbend.com/kids-rock-choir.

Mondays, 4:30-5:30pm. Various Locations Bend, Bend. 541-728-3798. $10.

Little Veterinarian School Little Veterinarian School encourages elementary school children to role play and explore the exciting world of veterinarians. Using interactive demonstrations, crafts and games, kids learn how to take care of a pet and use instruments that real veterinarians use. Dec. 19, 9am-noon and Dec. 20, 9am-noon.

Bear Creek Elementary School, 51 SE Bridgeford Blvd. 541-241- 6490. $89.

Gingerbread Houses Age 9-12 years.

Structural engineering gingerbread houses. Dec. 14, 2-4pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free.

Help keep hope alive by choosing a tag off our tree located next to the fire feature in the Village.

Fri, Dec. 16, 11am-7pm, Sat, Dec. 17, 11am7pm, Sun, Dec. 18, 11am-5pm, Wed, Dec. 21, 11am-7pm and Thurs, Dec. 22, 11am-7pm. See’s Candies, 63455 N Hwy 97.

Saturday Stories Age 0-5 years. A fun early literacy story time. Sat, Dec. 17, 9:30am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free.

Sleep Train’s Toy Drive for Foster Kids & Photo Contest Sleep Train is hosting its

annual toy drive. To help, donate new, unwrapped gifts at any Sleep Train. Also enter Sleep Train’s annual photo contest. Snap a picture while donating and post it on Instagram with #SleepTrainSecretSanta in the caption or upload it to http://woobox.com/tr7oz9. Through Dec. 18, 10am-8pm. Sleep Train, 63455 N Hwy 97.

Teen Writing Group Age 12-17 years. Develop skills through exploration. Bring your writing to share. Fri, Dec. 16, 4-5pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. Free.

Train Man Meet Mike, the Train Man, and see

his amazing toy trains. Sat, Dec. 17 & Sun, Dec. 18, noon-5pm, Mon, Dec. 19, 10am-1pm and 5-8pm, Tues, Dec. 20 & Wed, Dec. 21, 10am-1pm and 5-8pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free. SW

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Arlington National Cemetery as well as at 1,100 cemeteries across the United States, Christmas wreaths will be laid at the graves of military veterans. In Bend we will be laying wreaths on veteran graves at Deschutes Memorial Gardens.

Come be a part of this moving ceremony. Dec. 17, 9-10am. Deschutes Memorial Chapel & Gardens, 63875 N Hwy 97.

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Giving to Those Who Need It Most

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Feeling the pressure to buy stuff this season, even when your loved ones don’t need anything? This year consider giving to the nonprofits working to make Central Oregon a better place. There is no shortage of great organizations in the area, but check out our Give Guide at bendsource.com for a more complete list.

To get you started, here are the wish lists of some local orgs.

Kids Center The Kids Center is a child abuse intervention center that works to prevent, evaluate and treat child abuse in Central Oregon.

Wishlist:

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New stuffed animals New crib sheets Play-doh Colored pencils and coloring books Lego sets (ages 10+) Games: Uno, Go Fish, Connect Four, Checkers, etc.

Donations are needed year round and can be dropped off at:

Kids Center Avoid the Crowds Downtown,

Come to Midtown’s

Newest Hotspot!

Same Great Quality Ingredients as the Bistro, Dinner Menu Featuring

drinking snacks, comfort food appetizers, salads, rice bowls, sandwiches and burgers.

Full dinner specials – Steaks, seafood, pasta etc.

Veg/Vegan options offered Kids welcome!

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Fun & Funky atmosphere!

Come check out Your New Neighborhood Pub! RD’s Backstage Lounge, when you’re here, you are a ROCKSTAR! 661 NE Greenwood Ave., Bend (Located in the opposite end of the building as RD’s Bistro)

rockindaves.com 541-318-8177

1375 NW Kingston Ave., Bend Visit kidscenter.org/wish-list for a full list.

Saving Grace Saving Grace provides emergency, preventative and support services to help people live in relationships that are healthy and free of violence, including sexual assault and family violence. Donation items are needed to keep emergency shelters stocked.

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Canned goods and pantry items Full size shampoo and conditioners Baby/children’s toiletry items Kleenex Toilet paper Face cleanser New tennis shoes

Donations can be dropped off at:

Saving Grace

1004 NW Milwaukee Ave. Suite 100, Bend Visit saving-grace.org/support/wish-list for a full list of items needed.

BrightSide Animal Center The BrightSide Animal Center (1355 NE Hemlock Ave., Redmond) is a high-save shelter that has a 98 percent placement rate for pets, plus they provide preventative and emergency vet care, training for adoptable dogs and current pets.

Wishlist: ·· ·· ·· ··

Canned cat food - Turkey Pate Canned cat food - Friskies Brand Science Diet dry dog food Cleaning supplies including: bleach, dishwashing liquid, laundry soap

Premier Printing Solutions (920 SW Emkay Suite 108, Bend) is accepting donations for BrightSide through Dec. 21. Visit ppsbend.com/brightside-pet-drive for a full list.

Family Access Network The mission of the Family Access Network (FAN) is to connect children and parents to essential services such as shelter, heating, clothing, food and more. FAN has a wishlist online that can be viewed at familyaccessnetwork.org/project/donate.

Currently, a number of businesses are hosting a coat drive for FAN. Drop off new waterproof coats, boots and gloves for kids to stay warm this winter. Don’t forget high school-age sizes as well!

Drop-off locations: Bend Park & Recreation District, BedMart, BendBroadband, U.S. Cellular - Cascade Wireless, Coastal Farm & Ranch, Kendall Toyota of Bend, OnPoint Community Credit Union, Northwest Community Credit Union and Strictly Organic Coffee Co.

Mosaic Medical Mosaic Medical operates on the belief that the quality of health care one receives shouldn’t depend on what language you speak, how much money you make or your insurance coverage.

Wishlist: ·· ·· ·· ··

Hand warmers Gloves and mittens Cotton or wool socks Hygiene items: Bar soap, shampoo, toothpaste, toothbrush, deodorant, chap stick and feminine hygiene products

Items can be mailed or delivered to Mosaic Medical’s administrative offices, 600 SW Columbia St. Suite 6150, Bend. SW

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CULTURE

Standing Ground

Four Central Oregonians connect to Standing Rock

By Jared Rasic

“Our second night at the camp law tear gas and rubber bullets on a crowd who had gathered peacefully.

I had a chance to film, some of our crew helped with medical transport for folks who were going into hypothermia.” —Jesse Roberts For months, people have been gathering at the Oceti Sakowin camp on the Standing Rock Reservation in support of the water protectors battling the Dakota Access Pipeline.

Last week, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers denied the access permit for the pipeline—but the fight isn't over.

Among the supporters are at least four Oregonians taking action. These are their stories, in their own words.

Jesse Roberts: Creative Director of Rise Up International.

On what the media is getting wrong: In extremely cold weather volunteers chop wood, winterize, sort donations, create art and make music. A school is being built, construction is going on all day and into the night, wind turbines and large solar panels are being installed. A new society is being built!

A new way of thinking – a paradigm shift is being developed.

CULTURE

He and dozens of other members of the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs traveled to Standing Rock as water protectors. Here is an excerpt of his words.

“The entire Republican party is in support of the DAPL, meaning that they don’t mind potentially poisoning the drinking water of 7 million + people down stream and our government is OK with that? For a powerful political party in our country to think this way and its simply business as usual? No one wants to attack that system of thinking so the big companies remain at the throne while the rest of us take the scraps of their decisions? This exists in this great country, Land of the Free for Oil Companies.”

Erika Kightlinger traveled to Standing Rock and helped build 131 stoves for the encampment.

On the moment she knew she had to do something: I was watching things on the Internet and felt like I wasn’t getting the honest picture, so I started talking to people and was invited to a Native American church ceremony. At

Stewart Fritchman, owner of Bellatazza, donated hundreds of dollars in coffee to Standing Rock.

On the impact: Will all our collective contributions help this cause? It already has. Through constant promotions and sharing on social media, the whole world is now watching. In part, because of small donations from tens of thousands if not a million different people, all united for the cause of Standing with Standing Rock. This has become a media coup against the DAPL who thought they could, again, run ramshackle over the First Nation People and little to no obstacles would be in their way. I believe deeply in supporting our local community.

It is deeply touching to me to see a community like Bend reaching across the states to people we have never met to join our voices in peacefully being heard – by the millions. SW

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Jefferson Greene is the Youth Program Coordinator of the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs.

f you’ve been looking for a new holiday tradition your family can call its own, the Tower Theatre Foundation is ready to deliver.

Dec. 21-23, the foundation will present its annual variety show called, “A Tower Christmas: Holiday Wonderland.” From singing and dancing to theatrical performances and readings, this production offers guests the

best of what the season has to offer, wrapped up nicely into one magical show.

“A Tower Christmas” offers an evening of performances by some of Central Oregon’s most renowned actors and singers, including: John Kish (“A Chorus Line”), Steve Livingston (“Next to Normal”), Kimmie Neff (“Avenue Q”), Heather Salvesen (“A Tower Christmas”), and many more. In addition to performances by students from local high schools, dancers from Academie de Ballet Classique will perform selections from “The

Nutcracker” and members of Cascade Theatrical Company will present a reading from “It’s A Wonderful Life.”

Show producer Brad Ruder says: “We’re all about the community, because the community supports us. We want to create new family traditions and memories that revolve around the beauty and magic of sharing wonderful times together.”

According to Ruder, one of the production’s highlights is a bit that allows all of the children to come on stage and be part of the performance.

He says, "Every year there is a reading

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the ceremony I met a woman who had just driven in from Standing Rock and I asked her what was happening out there. I wanted to understand. I asked her what they needed and she said they needed a construction crew, building supplies and wood stoves. During this ceremony I thought very clearly that I was to take wood stoves out. It was a very strong inner guidance...a small voice.

Erika Kightlinger and friend prepare to take a semi of supplies to Standing Rock in North Dakota.

Donations for Standing Rock wood stoves:

gofundme.com/standingrockstoves?r=5123

There’s more to this story!

Check out bendsource.com for the full interviews.

By Annette Benedetti of a popular Christmas story that all of the children in the audience are invited onstage to listen to…this year we are doing 'The Polar Express.'" The reading package will include a golden ticket, an onstage reading and a soloist performing “Believe”—a song from the movie. SW A Tower Christmas

Wednesday, Dec. 21- Friday, Dec. 23, 7pm Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall Street, Bend towertheatre.org $10 children, $15 adults

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Bend is covered in soup, and it’s the perfect time to try some

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By Jared Rasic

Irish Stew at Rockin’ Daves I should get this out of the way up front: my personal favorite is the Irish Stew from Rockin’ Dave’s. It’s not always on the menu, so when you finally luck out and get the giant bowl of thick creamy broth filled with pastrami, corned beef, corn and other assorted goodies fresh from Dave’s chopping block, the proper response is to rejoice. Whenever it’s their soup of the day, I go back every single day until it’s gone. I know. Accept me.

Steelhead Chowder at Drake As I am thorough when it comes to eating food, I had to try the Chicken and Dumpling soup from Drake, as everyone told me it would make angels weep. This must have been true because they were long since sold out, leaving me to try the Steelhead Chowder instead, which tasted like that selfsame angel’s sweet, sweet tears. The trout was perfectly cooked and the broth was thick without being heavy on the belly. Drake was seriously cutting into my love of the Irish Stew.

Cilantro Chicken Chowder at Bend Soup Company But what makes a soup good? How come I try so hard to make delicious soup but it always tastes like burnt candy wrappers and shame? Dave Johns of the ridiculously-delicious

Bend Soup Company (seriously, their Cilantro Chicken Chowder is painfully perfect), tries to explain it to me. “It’s all about fresh ingredients along with a balance of spices and ingredients,” says Johns.

“Layers of spices and ingredients that make it difficult for the customer to know what makes it so amazing and gives it that WOW.” Clam Chowder at Parilla Grill Parrilla’s clam chowder is also legendary. It’s simple and without fanfare, but quietly makes your mouth burn from the fiery Stash Sauce and also from the instant desire for another bowl. I asked Parrilla’s Nova Aguiniga what makes their chowder so addictive and her answer was cryptic, yet appropriate. “So much time and love goes into making that chowder, we don’t cut any corners and I think that shows,” says Aguiniga. “The best ingredient is the Stash. That’s what makes it.” This still doesn’t help me steal their recipe.

Global Fusion How about Bethlyn Rider from Global Fusion? She must have the answers. “I make pretty darn good soup,” says Rider.

“Secret. Salty, sour, sweet and spice. Even amounts. Lots of vegetables caramelized or roasted, great rich simmering stock, roasted garlic, bay leaves, kaffir leaves and tender meats.” TENDER MEATS!!

I love tender meats!

Tom Kah, Tom Saap and Khao Tom at Wild Rose The answers I received from Facebook were all over the map. Someone even said Bend didn’t have any good soups!

That’s crazy. Has this person tried all of them? I know they’re objectively wrong because we live in a town that has Wild Rose’s Tom Kah, Tom Saap or (my personal favorite) the Khao Tom. Seriously, the Khao Tom rice soup with ground pork, fish sauce and a poached egg is the finest breakfast soup I have ever had, while also being the only one I can possibly imagine. Hangovers are gone instantly.

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The delectable Steelhead chowder from Drake.

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A delectable dish from Bethlyn's Global Fusion.

Ariana selected for OpenTable “Best Restaurant” category With a fine attention to detail, a rotating seasonal menu and the use of high-quality, locally-grown ingredients, Ariana Restaurant is no stranger to big praise by critics and writers who’ve dined there. This year, Ariana has been awarded, for the second year in a row, the OpenTable 100 Best Restaurants in America. Ariana is one of four restaurants chosen in the state of Oregon.

OpenTable is an online reservation system serving over 24,000 restaurants.

Among the restaurant’s other accolades, in 2014 the James Beard Foundation invited chef/owner husband and wife-duo Ariana and Andres Fernandez to prepare a full-scale dinner for the organization’s members in New York City.

A delicious bowl of comfort from Bend Soup Company.

decide which one is the best. Nickol Hayden-Cady of Foxtail says it’s the Curry Black Bean with housemade Nan from Bangarang. Several people swear by the tomato bisque from Village Baker, while even more folks say the French Onion from 900 Wall is off the chain. My personal favorite answer was from Phillip Sinclair: “The inside out grilled cheese with tomato soup from Real Food Bistro is the truth.”

Regardless of your truth or my truth, the one thing we can all agree on is soup is better than everythingincluding puppies, sunsets and a child’s laughter. In such a time of division and strife, it’s nice to know that soup has our back. Soup will never let us down.

It only wants to make us warm. SW Rockin’ Daves

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Bethlyn’s Global Fusion moves From caterer to food cart to brick and mortar, Bethlyn’s Global Fusion has quickly become a locals' favorite. The fried avocado tacos put Bethlyn on the map, and now her menu boasts an eclectic internationally-flared mix of vegan, vegetarian, and omnivore fare. Dishes on the fixed menu include Korean waffle bowls, Vietnamese salmon sandwiches, and bi bim bop bowls.

Bethlyn’s success at the old Second Street Eats location has prompted the search for a larger venue. On Dec. 23 the second street location will close, reopening at the old New York Sub Shop location on Newport Avenue, across the street from Newport Market and Backporch Coffee. Bethlyn’s Global Fusion is expected to go back online the first or second week of January.

Root Cellar gets a brick-andmortar location Bethlyn’s old location will not be vacant long. Anna Witham of the Root Cellar will open a permanent restaurant there starting early February. The popularity of the Root Cellar’s 1-2-3 pop-up dinners and demand for more Root Cellar meals encouraged Witham to open 123 Ramen.

This Ramen shop will be “very housemade,” says Witham, with her objective to be “nourishment for the masses!” SW

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e all like soup. It’s OK. Nothing to be embarrassed about. It’s hot, delicious and filled with the meats and/or veggies that we love. I know people love soup and that Bend is a bit of a Soup Town, USA, but when I asked people on Facebook what restaurant in Central Oregon made their favorite soup, I certainly wasn’t expecting 120+ comments that ranged from hot and cleansing pho to multiple dueling clam chowders.

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any, many towns and municipalities across the US call themselves “Beer City” these days. During my travels around beer country, I still say Bend, of course, is the best one.

(That statement’s in print, so it must be true.)

The western Michigan city of Grand Rapids is the only one actively promoting “Beer City” as a nickname for itself, however, and it’s fair to say they’ve got a decent claim at it. This is pretty clear for any visitor once they pick up a free Beer City “Brewsader” passport, a bit like the Bend Ale Trail on steroids, with entries for 32 breweries in the greater area.

Beer dates to the 1830s around these parts, with German settlers bringing their brewing equipment over from the Old World. Beer had its first heyday around the turn of the century, when the Grand Rapids Brewing Company was one of the largest buildings in downtown (lovingly renovated and reopened as a brewery in 2012).

A quarter-million barrels were produced here before Prohibition, but beer didn’t really kick off again until 1997, with the establishment of Founders Brewing off Canal Street.

Founders, alongside Bell’s Brewery an hour south in Kalamazoo, are two of the major regional craft brewers that Deschutes competes with in the Midwest. Here the line ranges from All Day IPA (one of the beers that kicked off the concept of a “session IPA”) to

the original Breakfast Stout, a sublime combination of oatmeal, coffee and chocolate. It’s got a great big taproom not far from the downtown hockey arena, serving up equally large deli sandwiches and keeping itself full nearly all week.

Other Grand Rapids Must-Visits: • HopCat: There are now 12 HopCat locations across the Midwest, but the original is just a few blocks from Founders. It’s got 49 taps of beer from across Michigan (including six or so of their own) and around 250 bottles of mostly Belgians. Come for the taps, stay for the “crack fries” and poutine.

• Brewery Vivant: There’s farmhouse, and then there’s farmhouse.

This brewery is located inside an old church and funeral home. The bar forms a U shape around what used to be the altar, creating a unique environment to enjoy the Belgianstyle wits and red ales.

• New Holland: Downtown GR plays home to this brewery’s Knickerbocker taproom, the center of their experimental brewing and distilling operations. They’re undoubtedly best known for Dragon’s Milk, a heavy barrel-aged stout, and the bar usually has multiple variations on tap at once. SW

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FOOD & BEER EVENTS FOOD Candlelight Dinner Make your home bright

Chipotle Fundraiser Benefiting the Oregon Humane Society Chipotle restaurants throughout Oregon and Vancouver, Washington, will donate 50 percent of all sales to the Oregon Humane Society. Dec. 15, 11am-10pm. Chipotle Mexican Grill, 222 NE Emerson Ave. Free.

Night of Celebration Tasting Dinner Our December Sunriver Tasting Dinner will be a night of celebration with a variety of sparkling wines to bring in the new year! At this private five-course dinner, we will be pairing fabulous sparkling wines from around the world with a menu

Santa at the Dub Join us for breakfast or

lunch with Santa! Bring in dry food items to receive a 10% discount on your total bill. Food drive is to support Lend a Helping Hand Central Oregon, a local food bank. Dec. 17, 11am-1pm. J DUB, 932 NW Bond St. Free.

Vegan Holiday Dinner Call to make your reservation for this amazing all vegan dinner with a beer pairing for each course! Details and menu are on the Bottle Shop website BTBSbend. com. Dec. 22, 6-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. 541-728-0703. $45.

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The Abyss Release Celebration Join us at our Bend Pub for our 11th annual release celebration of The Abyss! This year, not only will we be releasing our classic version, but you can also get the two special variations as well. We hope

you can make it out to celebrate with us! Merry Abyssmas! Dec. 16, 11am-11pm. Deschutes Brewery Public House, 1044 NW Bond St. 541382-9242. Free admission.

Bend Brewing Holiday Beer Pairing Dinner A one of a kind holiday dining experi-

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Pints & Politics Third Thursday, 7pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. Free.

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filmmaking and applies it to three completely different genres of film, combining them all for an absolutely spellbinding narrative. The section that follows Susan as she reads the novel is cold and clinical, with a backdrop of polished gates and lonely L.A. mansions. The revenge story is grimy and sweaty with a genuine Texas Noir heartbeat that feels like the best of Joe R. Lansdale meets “Hell or High Water.” The flashbacks are warmly lit with deep close-ups on faces of our central couple when there was still hope left in their eyes.

“Nocturnal Animals” is not an easy film to watch. The segment where the family is tormented by the rednecks on a lonely Texas highway is almost unbearably tense and horrifying.

The worst thing you could imagine happening comes to pass and, even though you see it coming from miles away (just like the family does with the headlights of their attackers), it’s still deeply unsettling to witness.

There is a cynicism so deeply rooted into the DNA of “Nocturnal Animals” that the film plays like Ford working out some demons of his own. Susan was unhappy when she was married to the sensitive novelist and she’s still deeply depressed living in her modern L.A. mansion with her emotionally distant husband. Edward’s novel might be a Texas rape-revenge thriller, but it’s really just him unpacking his

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he opening credits for “Nocturnal Animals” let the audience know exactly what they’re getting into.

Slow motion shots of morbidly obese women grinding with American flags and sparklers as director (and designer) Tom Ford’s camera lingers on their eyes, pouty lips and massive flesh. Within seconds, my jaw dropped and remained that way for the next two hours.

There are three intertwining narratives here, clawing at each other to be the dominant story. Susan (Amy Adams) is an unhappy, rich gallery owner whose husband is having an affair. Her estranged ex-husband Edward (Jake Gyllenhaal) sends her the manuscript for his soon-to-be-published novel, “Nocturnal Creatures,” which is dedicated to her.

The second story reenacts the novel as Susan reads it. It follows a married couple and their teenage daughter driving across West Texas when they’re run off the road by some evil rednecks. The bulk of the story deals with the husband teaming up with a Texas lawman (Michael Shannon) to get revenge on the men that destroyed his world.

The third narrative shows flashbacks of Susan and Edward when they were happy together and what eventually led them to divorce. This segment is heartbreaking and creates the thematic weight for everything that comes later.

Tom Ford takes post-modern

Amy Adams on fleek and headed for more heartbreak.

marriage to Susan. Films don’t need to be populated by “happy” characters, but what makes “Nocturnal Animals” so emotionally violent is that no one seems built for something better on the horizon; there’s only despair and an eventual slide into a lonely end.

Ford pulls layered and nuanced work out of his actors while showing a narrative skill that’s remarkable for a sophomore effort. There’s a lot happening in “Nocturnal Animals” that will take several viewings to really understand and process. One thing I do know is

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"Office Christmas Party" brings the laughs Writing reviews of comedies is always a fickle mistress, because it basically comes down to describing very relative crap that makes you laugh. Another interesting aspect to think about is whether to hold comedies to the same standard as other movies in more serious genres. If a comedy succeeds in making you laugh then hasn’t it achieved its primary purpose, or should it also be an objectively “good” movie?

“Office Christmas Party” might not be objectively good, but it made me laugh. On the one hand, the characters are all thinly drawn excuses to bring a bunch of great comedic actors together but, on the other hand, this has Kate McKinnon and Rob Corddry dance battling each other... so which is more important in the long run?

T.J. Miller (“Silicon Valley”) plays friendly goofball Clay, the branch manager of a struggling I.T. company that needs an injection of capital in

order to keep from closing. His sister Carol (Jennifer Aniston) is the nasty and cruel CEO of the company who can’t stand Clay, relishing the thought of firing him and all of his friends.

His Chief Technical Officer, Josh (Jason Bateman), and the head of tech, Tracey (Olivia Munn), attempt to bring in financial giant Walter Davis (Courtney B. Vance), only to be rejected instantly. But they have one more chance to woo Walter to the firm—at the company’s Christmas Party that Clay is determined to make the greatest party in the history of booze.

That’s basically it. There are some stakes because we care about Clay, Josh and Tracey and don’t want them to lose their jobs to Carol and her awful greed, but really it’s all just an excuse to watch a bunch of adults act like crazy people.

The movie is called “Office Christmas Party” and follows the “Snakes on a Plane” school of film titles by telling you EXACTLY what to expect.

Here’s where the bonafides come in: I love a good fart joke and watching drunk people doing stupid things, and

that the film pinned me to my seat for two straight hours and would not let me look away. Even when the film is bouncing between deeply distressing, uncomfortably bleak and emotionally exhausting, it always remains an unforgettable work of art. SW

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T.J. Wilson is not the Santa we wanted, but he’s the Santa we deserve.

that’s primarily all that’s going on here.

You don’t really care about the characters because of the writing, you care because it’s Bateman, Munn, Miller, McKinnon, Corddry, Vance, Jillian Bell, Vanessa Bayer, Randall Park, Sam Richardson, Matt Walsh, Karan Soni and about a dozen more brilliant comedic actors playing the parts. This bench is deep and the film knows exactly when to use them.

If the humor you’re after is high brow, then search elsewhere, but if

you’re just looking to shut your brain off and watch some funny people improvise some ridiculousness, then this is perfect. Just switch that brain to autopilot and let the fart jokes flow through you. SW

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in a WWII throwback about a couple with some deadly secrets. The film is always entertaining and gorgeous to look at, but the script is somewhat undercooked with its characters, so we never care too much about their story. Even still, “Allied” is one of those movies that theaters were built to show: big, loud and bombastic with good performances and a timeless feel. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX | Sisters Movie House

ARRIVAL: A cerebral, science fiction think piece about the human race being confronted by aliens who want nothing more than to communicate ideas we have no way of understanding.

Amy Adams plays a linguist who is brought in to decipher the circuituous and complicated alien language as world leaders struggle to decide whether to nuke the ETs into the atmosphere.

The story basically boils down to people from different cultures and countries learning to work together, but it surprisingly never becomes cheesy or preachy. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX | Sisters Movie House DOCTOR STRANGE: This is the 14th film in

the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which combines the films of Iron Man, Ant-Man, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy. Doctor Strange promises to be the weirdest and trippiest film yet out of Marvel Studios, and with actors like Benedict Cumberbatch, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Benedict Wong, Tilda Swinton and Mads Mikkelsen, it's bound to be entertaining.

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Its 1920s NYC setting keeps the film from feeling like a retread of the previous franchise, but it will be interesting to see if there's enough material to stretch out over that many movies. Eddie Redmayne plays Newt Scamander, a man whose mission in life is to protect rare and magical creatures. As much fun as it is watching Scamander get up to hijinks in America, it still feels like there's something missing. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX | Sisters Movie House | Redmond Cinema

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INCARNATE: A new horror flick from the production company that brought us “Sinister” and “Insidious.” This tells the story of an exorcist who taps into the mind of the possessed and does battle with the demons in the dream realm.

What's actually a pretty fun plot is destroyed by awkward direction and stilted performances, making the film almost pointless to watch. It's not scary or bad enough to be funny, just boring all the way through. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX LITTLE SISTER: This was my personal favorite movie at BendFilm this year and it's nice to see it drawing more national attention.

In fact, it was just listed as the best film of the year by the New Yorker. The lovely film tells the

story of a young nun who has avoided all contact with her family for quite some time. She returns home to Asheville, NC, before her official vows, just to make sure that being a nun is the life for her. Picture “Garden State” meets “Young Adult.”

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LOVING: Jeff Nichols, the director of “Midnight Special,” “Take Shelter” and “Mud,” takes on the true story of Richard and Mildred Loving, a couple sentenced to prison in 1958 for interracial marriage. Jeff Nichols is excellent at finding the small character moments inside much larger stories, so expect “Loving” to be an examination of the nuances of the Lovings, while also looking at racism in the 1950s. This should be a fantastic film. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX. MISS SLOANE: From the director of “Shakespeare in Love” and those “Marigold Hotel” movies comes a political thriller starring Jessica Chastain and Mark Strong. Chastain plays Sloane, a tough lobbyist in Washington, D.C., who is faced with crossing every line in order to win against the gun lobby. While the film has mixed reviews, Chastain and the supporting cast featuring Strong, John Lithgow, Alison Pill, Michael Stuhlbarg and Sam Waterston is strong enough to earn those ticket dollars. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX MOANA: Already being hailed as one of the best animated films of the year, “Moana” once again proves Disney is on a ridiculously predictable hot streak. The film tells the story of a Polynesian princess who goes on a journey to take a mystical relic back to a goddess. She teams up with the legendary demigod Maui (voiced by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson”) and has a colorful and musical adventure. Since the music is by “Hamilton's” Lin-Manuel Miranda, this is not one to be missed. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX | Sisters Movie House | Redmond Cinema NOCTURNAL ANIMALS: This one is hard to explain in just a few sentences, so let it suffice that “Nocturnal Animals” is a meta-fictional look at relationships, heartbreak and loss and how those things guide our lives whether we want them to or not. Amy Adams, Jake Gyllenhall, Michael Shannon, Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Isla Fisher give heart-rending and powerful performances in a film that won't be for everyone, but is completely unforgettable. See full review on page 35. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Sisters Movie House OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY: The trailer

(AND TITLE!) sell exactly what you're going to get from this movie: a big, dumb, fun comedy filled with actors you love to watch goofing around.

There are even stakes to the plot, so the audience wants the party to go well and for everyone not to get too coked out and insane. At this point, I would watch T.J. Miller, Jason Bateman and Olivia Munn read a phone book, but luckily in this they're hysterical. See full review on page 35. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Redmond Cinema

THE ACCOUNTANT: Ben Affleck plays an autistic savant who is part ninja assassin and part geeky numbers guy. Sisters Movie House | Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX TROLLS: According to Max Landis, this actually started out as an adaptation of Terry Pratchett's Discworld series of fantasy novels. Now, it's an animated musical based on the fluffy-haired toys that served as nightmare fuel for multiple generations. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX | Redmond Cinema SW

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Elgin, who lives near Medford, has just published a book about Oregon’s most famous wolf, OR-7, the wolf that traveled from Northeast to Southwest Oregon into Northern California then back to Oregon in search of a mate.

Supported by numerous pictures and illustrations, she tells the story of his 4,000 mile journey before meeting his mate, who also journeyed from a neighboring pack in Northeast Oregon before meeting OR-7 in Southern Oregon.

It took three years for the radio collared wolf—appropriately named "Journey"—to meet his mate.

Together they formed what is now called the Rogue pack, named after the upper Rogue River region where they wander.

While the book is written for middle school-age readers, it’s an educational book that can be read by anyone of any age. It follows the early reintroduction of wolves into Oregon and discusses the many challenges that are faced by wildlife experts, ranchers and others in seeking a natural balance that wolves bring to the ecosystem. SW

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Moms Running Group All moms welcome with or without strollers. 3-4.5 mile run at 8-12 minute mile paces. This is a fun and encouraging group for moms of all running levels. Runs occur rain or shine. Thursdays, 9:30am. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

Move it Mondays We occasionally carpool for a trail run, light-permitting. Runs are between 3-5 miles, paces between 7 and 12-minute miles can be accommodated. Mondays, 5:30pm. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

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Thursdays. Through Dec. 21. Summit High School, 2855 NW Clearwater Dr. 541-749-0315.

Weekly Steel Ride Break out that cool retro steel bike and ride with friends along a 30-mile loop on sweet roads to the east of Bend. This ride is open to all, steel bikes are suggested. Pace will be medium, there will be two regroup stops.

Route will be marked. Meet at Bend Velo Bike Shop. Fridays, 6-7:45pm. Bend Velo Bike Shop, 1212 NE First St. 541-382-2453. Free. SW

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Why coyotes like it in town (Hint: There are cats there)

By Jim Anderson a couple of years they were removed from not only Oregon, but the West.

The coyote was hit the same way.

Their numbers dropped in the late ‘40s and ‘50s, but as a consequence, mule deer were overrunning Central Oregon. Cougar numbers were also at their lowest, and with concurrent lack of wolves, mule deer populations went sky high. That situation prompted the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife (the Oregon Game Commission in those days) to open a doe season.

There were so many mule deer in the deer winter ranges around the south end of the Deschutes National Forest and into the Bureau of Land Management lands, that browse lines—the horizontal skirts of pickedoff vegetation—in the pines, junipers and bitterbrush were all too distinct along Highway 31. At about the same time the coyotes of Central Oregon and all over the West said, “Enough is enough.”

Instead of being territorial and family animals like their cousins the wolf, coyotes became polygamists with one male running with up to three females. Instead of one couple generating two to three pups, they began developing heteroicous family units of three to four females with up to eight pups, and within 20 years coyotes had begun to spread across North America.

It was the same story for Arizona; trappers and coyote shooters there generated more coyotes that slowly spread to the suburbs of Los Angeles, north to Sacramento, from there to Medford and the Oregon Coast, then the suburbs of Portland, where they

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King of the countryside: Old Man Coyote. Photo by Jim Anderson.

also eat cats. Now there are coyote/ domestic dog and wolf hybrids running around in Maine and southeast Canada that will, in not too short a time, prove to be a real nuisance in the agricultural and metropolitan communities, where livestock and domestic cats will be favored targets.

So, if you want your cat to be safe, bring it into the house and keep it there. Of course, it won’t like it; cats are genetically engineered to kill things and that’s why they like being out of doors. But that old adage, “He who lives by the sword dies by the sword,” will catch up with them in time.

In the more than 60 years I’ve lived in Central Oregon I have had only ONE person say to me, “Oh, I love my cats too much to ever let them go outside.” Of course, there are many

other cat-keepers who also feel that way, but by and large, most people allow their cats to run loose.

In the census of 2012 there were 162,277 people living in Deschutes County. If half of those people kept a cat (no one, in my opinion, “owns” a cat) that would mean there were over 81,000 cats in Deschutes County. Now, here it is four years later; no wonder the coyotes are here…they’re classical opportunists.

The bottom line is, if you want your cats to live longer and enjoy them, keep them inside. They’ll get used to it in about a month; the cat food and cat litter people will love you, and so will millions of birds and other native wildlife. Still, I doubt if the coyotes and their hybrids will head back out to the deserts and forests. SW

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recent television report about coyotes living in Bend surprised some people. It shouldn’t, since there are coyotes living all over North America today, eating mule deer fawns, chickens and cats—thanks to the actions of the government trappers that started killing coyotes over 100 years ago. They thought they could kill coyotes as easily as they did wolves, but the coyote has outfoxed them.

History has shown that killing coyotes indiscriminately only generates more coyotes, a fact discovered

by U.S.Fish & Wildlife biologists in the ‘60s. Back then I was investigating stomach contents in coyotes brought to the Hart Mountain National Antelope Refuge, looking for evidence coyotes were impacting the survival of antelope kids. I never did find an antelope kid, but instead found hundreds of mice, gophers, ground squirrels and rabbits, and once, a sage grouse.

On another table next to me a USFW wildlife biologist was inspecting the ovaries of females, and was surprised to see up to eight ovarian scars on many of the females, which meant coyote populations were rebounding with a vengeance.

The relentless destruction of coyotes in Texas only generated more coyotes that eventually spread to Missouri, and from there to Ohio and Chicago. Missouri put a stop to it in 1958. Back then they didn’t realize coyotes are a breed of animal with instincts far different than wolves.

Wolves are territorial family animals and couldn’t adjust to the methods used by trappers to kill them. Within

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on wheels. A tiny home can be built with RV certification, which adds to the cost, but it enables placement on recreational lots in areas requiring that certification. There are lots of recreational use lots available just south of Sunriver.

The catch is that you cannot occupy the home for more than 30 days in a 60-day period. A call to Deschutes County Planning indicated that land use permits are available to stay for six months in a calendar year.

The cost is $350 for the first year and $110 for additional years. I thought this presented an interesting scenario that people might want to further explore. There are many models of tiny homes with more square footage than the originals and with wall bed units instead of sleeping lofts, which make them more attractive. The affordability of tiny homes enables people to have two and enjoy migrating south for the winter, while still complying with land use laws.

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iny home living is often considered to be an alternative housing option for younger people—but in actuality, between 30 and 40 percent of tiny home dwellers are age 50 or older.

The biggest appeal is cost. According to TheTinyLife.com, the average price to build your own tiny home is $23,000, or have someone build it for you at $45,000. Compared to the U.S. median price of at least $300,000 for a traditional home, which also requires a mortgage, the debt-free option is appealing.This week, a client nearing retirement approached me with the prospect of moving into a tiny home on an inexpensive recreational lot in Three Rivers South for the summers, and then spending winters in Texas.

The client hoped to rent out their tiny home to skiers while they are gone.

The main challenge: Zoning.

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ADVICE GODDESS Present Tense

Women are really cuckoo when it comes to gifts. If my lady didn’t get me a present on my birthday, I wouldn’t really care.

But if I didn’t buy her something for hers or if I chose badly, brace yourself! Don’t get me wrong; I love my girlfriend. I just wish I understood how to avoid the minefield here.

—Lost In Santa’s Wonderland Unfortunately, you can’t just tell her that your relationship was “a gift from God.” So was the plague of locusts.

Gift-getting generally is a bigger deal to women than it is to men (like, if you miss the mark on her birthday, you might have to call in the U.N. peace negotiators). To understand why, consider that our emotions aren’t just feelings; they’re motivational mechanisms that evolved to guard our survival and help us pass on our genes. For example, you feel jealousy when you sense a threat to your relationship—like that your girlfriend’s compleeeetely platonic male BFF really has her back…because that’s the best position for a reach-around to her front.

Of course, both men and women feel jealous and are deeply hurt by both sexual infidelity (“Did you have sex with him/ her?!”) and emotional infidelity (“Do you love him/her?!”). However, evolutionary psychologist David Buss finds that men and women differ in which type they find more distressing. Because men experience “paternity uncertainty” (“Mama’s baby, Papa’s maybe”), they’re more distressed by sexual infidelity, which could chump them into raising a kid who’ll pass on some other dude’s genes.

There’s no such thing as “maternity uncertainty” because babies are delivered not by storks but by obstetricians—who coach screaming, profanity-spewing mothers-to-be to push a bowling ball-sized human out a very small opening. Accordingly, Buss finds that women are more distressed by the prospect that a man might be emotionally elsewhere, leading him to divert his investment in their children into diamond-encrusted loot for that hussy he’s been stepping out with.

In light of this, it makes sense that a woman puts more weight on a male partner’s displays of love and commitment—which is ultimately what gifts to your girlfriend are.

Maybe understanding that can help you convert gift-giving from a perilous chore to a way to tell your girlfriend that you love her, that you don’t take her for granted, and that it means something to give her a little burst of happy.

Unfortunately, this may not make your shopping any easier on Official Girlfriend Holidays (Christmas, Valentine’s Day, your anniversary, and her birthday). What might is asking for advice from women close to her—her mom, her sister, her BFF. As a

bonus, they’re likely to gab about what a loving, thoughtful boo you are. As a secondary bonus, if some gift is a bust, they’re also handy targets for blame.

However, there’s a way to minimize the effects of any big-gift fails, and it’s with semi-frequent little gifts—like picking up her favorite overpriced smoothie or that special cheese she raves about. Doing this tells her something very important: that you love her enough to pay attention—uh, to more than the game scores from a hidden earpiece while she’s telling you about all the intrigue at Book Club.

Poor Your Heart Out I’m a struggling musician (singer-songwriter), so let’s just say I’m not swimming in cash. I adore my girl, but I don’t have money to spend on her like her previous rich ex (who’d buy her expensive jewelry and designer handbags), so I feel weird buying her anything at all. What can I get her that shows my love without breaking the bank?

—Underfunded It probably hasn’t escaped her that you sometimes prepare for dates by visiting the Coinstar machine.

Money—even just a little bit of money— actually can buy happiness, but it helps to know what to spend it on. Research by psychologist Thomas Gilovich finds that money spent on experiences tends to make people happier than money spent on material stuff. That’s because we quickly acclimate to the new things in our lives and they stop giving us the same happiness bump they did at first. But an “experiential gift”—like writing a song for your girlfriend and singing it to her in a romantic location—is what we might call “reusable happiness.” Experiences are a renewable resource because we re-enjoy them as we reflect on them and talk about them. They also become part of a shared relationship history, and that’s very bonding.

Who knew? It seems there’s an upside to not having a bunch of money to spend: your girlfriend looking back fondly on a day with you in a way she never could with all those romantic afternoons she spent with her Ford Fiesta-priced Prada purse.

Amy Alkon

(c) 2016, Amy Alkon, all rights reserved. Got a problem? Write Amy Alkon, 171 Pier Ave. Suite 280, Santa Monica, CA 90405, or e-mail AdviceAmy@aol.com (advicegoddess.com).

ASTROLOGY SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Physicist Ste-

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22Jan. 19): During these last few weeks, you may have sometimes felt like smashing holes in the wall with your head, or dragging precious keepsakes into the middle of the street and setting them on fire, or delivering boxes full of garbage to people who don’t appreciate you as much as they should. I hope you abstained from doing things like that. Now here are some prescriptions to help you graduate from unproductive impulses: Make or find a symbol of one of your mental blocks, and bash it to pieces with a hammer; clean and polish precious keepsakes, and perform rituals to reinvigorate your love for them; take as many trips to the dump as necessary to remove the congestion, dross, and rot from your environment.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Singer-songwriter Tom Waits has a distinctive voice. One fan described it this way: “Like how you’d sound if you drank a quart of bourbon, smoked a pack of cigarettes and swallowed a pack of razor blades. Late at night. After not sleeping for three days.” Luckily, Waits doesn’t have to actually do any of those self-destructive things to achieve his unique tone.

In fact, he’s wealthy from selling his music, and has three kids with a woman to whom he’s been married for 36 years. I foresee a similar potential for you in the coming weeks and months. You may be able to capitalize on your harmless weirdness . . . to earn rewards by expressing your charming eccentricities . . . to be both strange and popular.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Was punk rock born on June 4, 1976? A fledgling band known as the Sex Pistols played that night for a crowd of 40 people at a small venue in Manchester, England.

Among the audience members was Morrissey, who got so inspired that he started his own band, The Smiths. Also in attendance was a rowdy guy who would soon launch the band Joy Division, despite the fact that he had never played an instrument.

The men who would later form the Buzzcocks also saw the performance by Johnny Rotten and his crew. According to music critic David Nolan, these future pioneers came away from the June 4 show with the conclusion, “You don’t have to be a virtuoso or a musical genius to be in a band; anyone can do it.” I see parallels between this seminal event and your life in the coming weeks.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how,” said dancer Agnes De Mille. “We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark.” As true as her words might be for most of us much of the time, I suspect they don’t apply to you right now.

This is one of those rare moments when feeling total certainty is justified. Your vision is extra clear and farseeing. Your good humor and expansive spirit will ensure that you stay humble. As you take leap after leap, you’ll be surrounded by light.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “We are torn between nostalgia for the familiar and an urge for the foreign and strange,” wrote author Carson McCullers. Are you ready to give that adage a twist, Taurus? In the coming weeks, I think you should search for foreign and strange qualities in your familiar world. Such a quest may initially feel odd, but will ultimately be healthy and interesting. It will also be good preparation for the next chapter of your life, when you will saunter out into unknown territory and find ways to feel at home there.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “If you don’t use your own imagination, somebody else is going to use it for you,” said writer Ronald Sukenick. That’s always true, but it will be especially important for you to keep in mind in 2017. You Geminis will have an unparalleled power to enlarge, refine, and tap into your imagination. You’ll be blessed with the motivation and ingenuity to make it work for you in new ways, which could enable you to accomplish marvelous feats of creativity and self-transformation.

Now here’s a warning: If you DON’T use your willower to take advantage of these potentials, your imagination will be subject to atrophy and colonization.

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CANCER (June 21July 22): Why are Australian sand wasps so skilled at finding their way back home after being out all day? Here’s their trick: When they first leave the nest each morning, they fly backwards, imprinting on their memory banks the sights they will look for when they return later. Furthermore, their exiting flight path is a slow and systematic zigzag pattern that orients them from multiple directions. I recommend that you draw inspiration from the sand wasps in 2017, Cancerian. One of your important tasks will be to keep finding your way back to your spiritual home, over and over again.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Vault 21, a restaurant in Dunedin, New Zealand, serves sautéed locusts. For $5, patrons receive a plate of five. The menu refers to the dish not as “Oily Sizzling Grasshoppers,” but rather as “Sky Prawns.” Satisfied customers know exactly what they’re eating, and some say the taste does indeed resemble prawns. I bring this to your attention, Leo, because it illustrates a talent you will have in abundance during 2017: re-branding.

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The literal translation of the German word Kummerspeck is “grief bacon.” It refers to the weight gained by people who, while wallowing in self-pity, eat an excess of comfort food. I know more than a few Virgos who have been flirting with this development lately, although the trigger seems to be self-doubt as much as selfpity. In any case, here’s the good news: The trend is about to flip. A flow of agreeable adventures is due to begin soon. You’ll be prodded by fun challenges and provocative stimuli that will boost your confidence and discourage. Kummerspeck.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Since you are like no other being ever created since the beginning of time, you are incomparable,” wrote journalist Brenda Ueland. Pause for a moment and fully take in that fact, Libra. It’s breathtaking and daunting.

What a huge responsibility it is to be absolutely unique. In fact, it’s so monumental that you may still be shy about living up to it. But how about if you make 2017 the year you finally come into your own as the awesomely unprecedented creature that you are? I dare you to more fully acknowledge and express your singular destiny. Start today!

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “To dream . . . to dream has been the business of my life,” wrote author Edgar Allan Poe. I don’t expect you to match his devotion to dreams in 2017, Scorpio, but I do hope you will become more deeply engaged with your waking fantasies and the stories that unfold as you lie sleeping. Why? Because your usual approaches to gathering useful information won’t be sufficient.

To be successful, both in the spiritual and worldly senses, you’ll need extra access to perspectives that come from beyond your rational mind. Here’s a good motto for you in 2017: “I am a lavish and practical dreamer.”

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phen Hawking is skeptical of the hypothesis that humans may someday be able to travel through time. To jokingly dramatize his belief, he threw a party for time travelers from the future. Sadly, not a single chrononaut showed up to enjoy the champagne and hors d’oeuvres Hawking had prepared.

Despite this discouraging evidence, I guarantee that you will have the potential to meet with Future Versions of You on a regular basis during the next nine months. These encounters are likely to be metaphorical or dreamlike rather than literal, but they will provide valuable information as you make decisions that affect your destiny for years to come. The first of these heart-to-hearts should come very soon.

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REFLEXOLOGY

Connecting Body, Mind and Soul Learn something new at the free holiday essential oil class at Hawthorne Healing Arts Center, 12/15.

Relaxation & Rejuvenation Class

Enhance relaxation, positive focus, and inner awareness. Develop more ways to enhance relaxation and rejuvenation. This will include a proper breathing exercise, ways to quiet the mind chatter and open the heart to nurturing love. Develop inner peace, positive thinking, and a deep relaxed meditation. Dec. 19, 10-10:45am and 12-12:30pm. Bend Golf & Country Club, 61045 Country Club Dr. 971-217-6576. $8.

relief from common pregnancy complaints, support from a community of women, and a connection with your growing baby. No yoga experience is necessary. Sundays, 11:30am12:45pm. Through Dec. 25. Juniper Yoga, 369 NE Revere Ave. 541-389-0125. $15 drop-in; $50 four class pass.

little as 30 minutes a day can reduce your risk of disease. Join a different BMC provider each week along with others in the community looking to improve their health. Tuesdays, 7-7:30am.

Through Dec. 27. Riverbend Park, 799 SW Columbia St. Free.

Recovery Yoga Wherever you are on the road of recovery, this yoga class offers a safe and confidential place to explore how meditation, pranayama (breath work), journaling, and yoga can aid in your recovery and enhance your life. This gathering is not limited to drug and alcohol dependence, as we are all on the road to recovery from something! Thursdays, 7-8pm.

Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541-550-8550. By donation.

Community Healing Flow Come join this

Restorative Yoga Workshop Is the stress

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gentle flow class and meet others in our yoga community. The class is by donation and all proceeds will benefit the Humane Society of Central Oregon. Fridays, 5-6:15pm. Bend Community Healing, 155 SW Century Dr. Suite 113. 541-3229642. Donation.

of daily life taking its toll on your well-being?

Take time to relax, restore and rejuvenate with this extended-length restorative yoga class.

Restorative yoga poses help us learn to relax and rest deeply and completely. Dec. 17, 3-6pm.

Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541-550-8550. $25 adv., $30 door.

Free Essential Oil Class: Holiday Edition Let’s face it we all need a little extra

Saturday Morning Group Runs Join

support this time of year. Maybe you need more energy for shopping? A little nerve relief from a challenging relative? How about just creating the ambiance of fantastic holiday smells? Dec. 15, 6:30-8pm. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-330-0334. Free.

How To Be Kind To Yourself Is it hard

for you to be kind to you? In this four-week class (Dec. 1-15 & Jan. 5), we’ll use the tools of Compassionate Communication (Nonviolent Communication/NVC) to find this caring voice and to strengthen it through practice. Thursdays, 6-7:30pm. Through Dec. 15. Center for Compassionate Living, 803 SW Industrial Way Suite 200.

530-867-3198. $65.

Laughter Yoga Join Danielle Mercurio as she leads this joyful and free offering. Laughter yoga has been proven to reduce stress and increase health. It’s a great team-building activity which increases individual and group effectiveness in organizations and businesses. Your group will leave energized and relaxed, allowing motivation and cooperation Second Wednesday of every month, 8-9am. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-330-004. Free.

Practice Groups (Compassionate Communication/NVC) Through practicing

with others, we can learn and grow using real life experiences to become more compassionate with ourselves and others. Some NVC experience necessary. Tuesdays, 6-7:30pm and Wednesdays, 4-5:30 and 6-7:30pm. Center for Compassionate Living, 803 SW Industrial Way Suite 200. 541-350-6517. Free.

Prenatal Yoga Enjoy a healthy pregnancy with prenatal yoga. Prenatal yoga has many benefits for both mama and baby, for example: reduced stress, improved strength and stamina,

us Saturday mornings for our group runs, all paces welcome! We meet at the store and run a combination of road and trail routes. Saturdays, 8-9:30am. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. 541-389-1601.

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deep relaxation through a guided meditation of breath, light movement, and sounds from gongs, crystal bowls and drums to guide the body and mind into a deep sense of peace and sacred silence. Class is open to all body types and no experience necessary. Bring yoga mat/pillow.

Dec. 18, 6:30-8pm. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 808-783-0374. $15 adv., $20 door.

Tai Chi Grandmaster Franklin has 50+ years

of experience, practice and knowledge. The focus of his teaching is on the individual. Tuesdays-Thursdays, 9:45-10:45am. Grandmaster Franklin, 1601NW Newport Ave. 623-203-4883. $50. With Grandmaster Franklin, for people of all ages. Tuesdays, 1-2pm. La Pine Parks & Recreation, 16406 First St. 541-536-2223. $30.

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Tuesday Performance Group Maximize your time with focused, intense efforts. All ages and ability levels welcome. Sessions led by Max King, one of the most accomplished trail runners in the country. Email Max for weekly details and locations: max@footzonebend.com. Tuesdays, 5:30pm. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. Free.

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s Smoke Signals noted a few idea either and preemptively enacted weeks ago, Denver took a big leap regulations to prohibit any cannabis forward last month by becoming consumption where alcohol is also the first major city to legalize “social” served. use of cannabis. After Colorado The Colorado Clean Indoor Air Act legalized cannabis in 2014, Denverites eliminates another huge set of possible began exploring the limits of the new social use venues, banning smoking in law. Like other nearby towns, entrepre- the vast majority of indoor areas. The neurs in Colorado’s largest city sought only hope for social use indoors would to open private clubs where people be a cigar bar, which is grandfathered could gather to All the restrictions have left many interested enjoy cannabis in business owners confused about whether they a social setting, but the mayor and will be able to obtain a permit. other local prohibitionists banned those opportunities. in under the anti-smoking law.

Then the Denver-based ColoOutdoor smoking is allowed, but rado Symphony Orchestra (CSO) only if the consumption is not visible announced its “Classically Cannabis” to anyone in public and only if the concert series, inviting patrons to business makes “reasonable accombring their own cannabis and listen to modations” to prevent the odor from classical music in venues such as the reaching other public areas. Denver legendary Red Rocks Amphitheater. has many rooftop venues that may The city government did not like that one day offer social cannabis use with either, warning the CSO that it may be fantastic views of the Rockies. violating the law prohibiting cannabis All the restrictions have left many consumption “openly and publicly in a interested business owners confused manner that endangers others.” about whether they will be able to So Denverites got together and obtain a permit. To make matters passed a law creating a four-year pilot worse, the city government is dragprogram allowing for certain busiging its feet on implementing the law. nesses to open “cannabis consumption Required by the initiative to begin areas.” But there will be no Amsteraccepting permit applications 60 days dam-style hash bars in Denver. The law after the law passed, the city governbans retail cannabis businesses from ment now says that it will not be ready obtaining a social use permit, eliminat- to accept permits until sometime in ing any place where people can both the summer of 2017, with no timeline buy and consume cannabis. for issuing the permits.

The law does (or did) allow for Still, entrepreneurs are not giving cannabis consumption areas at up hope. The owners of Mutiny businesses serving alcohol, ironically Information Cafe, a combination requiring any such establishment to bookstore, record store, event space offer free rides home to patrons who and cafe in Denver’s artsy South have been smoking cannabis and Broadway neighborhood, reportedly drinking alcohol—something the will apply for a permit, hoping to adapt thousands of existing bars in Colorado their currently invitation-only “Atomic are not required to do. But prohibiDoobie Saturday Night” events, which tionist state officials at the Liquor encourage vaping and consuming Enforcement Division did not like that edibles in a dance party setting.

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1 Divisions of “The Hunger Games” series

1 Obiter ___

10 One-named R&B singer with the hit “1, 2 Step”

2 “___ Life: The John Lennon Story” (2000 TV biopic)

15 Unaware

3 Mushroom features

16 Historic account

4 Like some cranes

17 1990 Warrant hit that was overplayed on MTV, but banned by Canada’s MuchMusic

5 Bumps an R down to a PG-13, perhaps

18 Urban Dictionary fodder

7 Barnyard fowls

19 Need to unwind

8 Troika

20 So last week

9 More questionable, maybe

21 Strong quality

10 1980s defense secretary Weinberger

22 Home to part of Lake Tahoe, for short

11 Tardy

23 Essence from rose petals

12 Phish lead vocalist Trey

24 “Guarding ___” (1994 Nicolas Cage movie)

13 Rifle-man?

26 Nearby

14 Suspected Soviet spy of the McCarthy era

28 Put the ___ on (squelch)

25 Title sheep in a wordless Aardman movie

31 Bezos or Buffett, e.g.

27 Fenway star Garciaparra

32 Enjoy Mt. Hood, say

28 Bulgogi or galbi, e.g.

33 Eerie sign

29 “Can’t fool me!”

34 Phone setting 36 Accessories often gifted in June

30 Source for wood used in Budweiser fermentation tanks

37 Bait shop purchase

31 Ride, perhaps

38 1958-61 polit. alliance

35 Tropics definer

39 “Nature ___ a vacuum” 41 Put under a spell

36 2016 NBC family drama full of surprise moments

44 “Star Trek: TNG” counselor Deanna

40 Original host of “This Old House”

45 South African playwright Fugard

42 What some ribbons denote

46 Potential Snapchat debut of 2017

43 Spanish Formula One racer Fernando

48 Track on a compilation album, maybe

44 “I Want ___!” (1958 Susan Hayward film)

52 “___ More” (Backstreet Boys song)

47 “Freek-A-Leek” rapper ___ Pablo

53 Broadcast

49 Basketball Hall-of-Famer Thomas

55 Chronicler of Don Juan

50 Al ___ (pasta request)

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51 Neatens a lawn

57 Orange Free State colonizers

54 Transportation to Tel Aviv

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