Source Weekly - January 5, 2016

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News – Not in Our Town

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The Bend City Council makes a declaration aimed at fostering inclusion. Brian Jennings has the details.

Feature – The Great American Eclipse of 2017

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In 2017, the biggest event of the year is happening in the skies. Renee Alexander tells you where to see the August eclipse and the festivals happening to support it.

Artwatch – Rubbish Renewed

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Zero Waste (and Net Zero energy) are lofty goals for the future—but for now, local artists and designers are turning their trash into something worthy of the runway. We have the info you need to get your Rubbish Renewed tickets right away.

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Hearken back to the Golden Age of Hollywood with “La La Land” or encounter your inner struggles with “Fences.” Jared Rasic’s Screen reviews let you take your pick.

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I’ve lived in Oregon for over 12 years, and have enjoyed spending time hiking, packrafting, and exploring the public lands of the high desert. This year I spent almost seven weeks walking across Eastern Oregon along the 750-mile Oregon Desert Trail.

In addition to the wildlife, wildflowers, and incredible desert skies, I encountered countless acts of generosity from the people I met along the way. From a handful of fresh cherries, to a ride back to my car, and ice cold water on a hot July day, these gifts from chance encounters are a big reason I love putting on a pack. I can’t think of a better way to learn about a place than to share a beer and a story or two with someone, and hear about some of their favorite places to explore.

Four other hikers completed the entire route this year in addition to countless others who spent a day or two hiking in the desert; they all had similar stories of generosity and chance encounters. All were safe and successful in navigating the route in what is a series of trails, old two-track roads, and cross country hiking. It’s a challenging route as there are no physical markers on the ground, but that didn’t deter those backcountry navigators from enjoying and exploring the high desert.

Thank you to all in Bend, Christmas Valley, Summer Lake, Paisley, Lakeview, Plush, Adel, Frenchglen, Fields, Denio, McDermitt, Rome and Adrian, and all those in between.

—Renee Patrick, Oregon Desert Trail Coordinator

INAUGURATION There was a report on the web that there will be no marching bands at the Inauguration this year because none applied. I would guess that The Donald is not disappointed—he probably thinks he deserves something more grandiose than mere high school marching bands. So I propose the following: the aria “Every Valley” from G.F. Handel’s Messiah with revised lyrics.

Donald Tru-ump, Donald Tru-ump Shall be Exalted.

Shall be Exa-a-a-a-a-a-a-alted.

Shall be Exalted.

Shall be Exa-a-a-a-a-a-a-alted.

And the eco-onomy shall grow.

We’ll drain the swamp and build the wa-a-a-a-all.

We’ll build the wall.

We formerly were great. Again we’ll be grea-a-a-a-t.

Again we’ll be great.

Donald Tru-ump, Donald Tru-ump Shall be Exa-a-a-a-a-a-a-alted.

Donald Tru-ump, Donald Tru-ump Shall be Exa-a-a-a-a-a-a-alted.

And the eco-onomy shall grow.

We formerly were great, we formerly were great We formerly were great.

Again we’ll be great. Again we’ll be great.

Again we’ll be great, Under The Donald Trump —Ted Suen

IN RESPONSE TO, “LESSONS FROM THE GHOST SHIP FIRE,” (12/14) The Domino Room/Midtown Ballroom reminds me of a place that could have a major accident...some shows only have alcohol on the upper level and I could totally see that thing crashing down on a bunch of people on the floor level. That place needs to be torn down and rebuilt so nobody dies from that old, dirty, broken down roller skating rink.

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LETTER OF THE WEEK Keep up the good attitude, Joshua!

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THANKS FOR THE WARM WELCOME Dear Bend, It’s been eight days since I pulled my van onto your snowy streets. After more than two months on the road, meandering through mostly two-lane rural roads and gravelly twists and turns in the deep woods of much of this country’s most beautiful land, I decided that I was ready for a change of pace. I set out on the road looking for something, but not sure what. I’m always looking for something. And, come to think of it, never quite sure what it is. If one misplaces their glasses or their wallet, they can look for them. In the glovebox... no. In my back pocket...no. In my purse... no. Ah, there, in the refrigerator! Perfect.

Lost object found; now onto the rest of the day. But, for me, I’m looking for a feeling.

A sense of belonging, maybe. A community in which I ask “Whaaaat?!” less often and replace that confused energy with forward momentum and positive vibes.

I’ve met let’s say 50 people since I’ve been here. Shook hands, traded names, had

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a chat kind of meeting. Every person I’ve engaged in conversation (with the exception of one who will remain nameless) has been extraordinarily friendly. Not in a touristy, we want your money kind of way. But in a, this joy is from the heart and very easily accessible kind of way. That is astounding.

But in a way that makes a lot of sense. In a way that makes me feel as though I may have just found at least some of what I’ve been looking for.

So, in light of the soon coming holiday and in a spirit that matches the one you’ve shown me, I wanted to offer a genuine thank you to every one of you who have done what I would do (offer directions, point out the best dog park, recommend a beer, check out this place for a job, inquire here as to a place to live, eat here, drink coffee there, stay warm, keep at it, we are glad to have you, etc.). Neighborly love and good attitudes and warm smiles abound. I’m going to keep those traditions going. You can hold me to it.

—Joshua Langlais

OPINION

Mr. President: A partial designation for the Owyhee, please

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Obama’s Utah designation was made with much opposition by local, state, and federal lawmakers, giving some hope he may do the same in Oregon.

To say there has been little local public support in Malheur County for a National Monument is a vast understatement. A county-wide vote in 2016 drew support from only 8 percent of voters.

But, even those who don’t want a National Monument designation say they want protection for the Canyonlands. They’ve been long on words and short on actions. They’ve failed to come forth with their own permanent protection plan. Unlike Idaho, which has protected its side of the Owyhee region, Oregon—known for its environmental leadership—has failed.

It’s time to put the argument to bed.

The debate is decades old. Therefore, it’s time for the President to designate a portion of these vast lands as a National Monument protecting the region from development.

A 2.5 million acre designation is simply too much. A scaled down designation of 250,000 acres would be in order…and in line with the President’s recent 300,000 acre Gold Butte National Monument in Nevada.

The Owyhee Canyonlands is one of America’s outdoor wonders that needs and deserves protection for future generations to enjoy. The debate is in its third overtime and it’s time to end the game.

Mr. President—get it done. SW

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he Owyhee Canyonlands region in Southeast Oregon remains the one iconic area of the state that is largely unprotected. It’s not because of a lack of effort – led by the Oregon Natural Desert Association in Bend and a coalition of supporters including Keen Footwear of Portland, the Wilderness Society, the Sierra Club, The Pew Charitable Trusts, and several others.

When a 2.5 million-acre wilderness designation was proposed, the sky nearly fell. Stiff local opposition mounted and the proposal went nowhere when groups such as the Oregon Cattlemen’s Association, the Association of Oregon Counties, and others spoke up against the plan.

So supporters went to plan B. Create a National Monument in the region which is simply done by an Executive Order signed by the President under the 1906 Antiquities Act. President Obama has used the Act on several occasions as have several Republican presidents.

At the end of 2016, the President made two designations—one in Utah creating the 1.35 million-acre Bears Ears National Monument; the other creating a 300,000-acre Gold Butte National Monument adjacent to land used by controversial Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy. Presidents have used the Antiquities Act liberally at the end of their terms—in part to establish a public lands legacy.

In most cases, there is strong public support for National Monument designations by a President, but President

NEWS

Not in Our Town

Bend City Council makes an anti-hate proclamation

By Brian Jennings Immigrant Support Describing himself as a South Asian immigrant of color who arrived in the U.S. more than 50 years ago (and in Bend two and a half years ago), Dr. Romir Chatterjee spoke in favor of the proclamation. Arriving at a small, southern liberal arts college, Chatterjee said he witnessed racial unrest and the passage of the Federal Civil Rights Act of 1964. Since then, he said he has worked to protect and extend fundamental constitutional civil rights and freedoms.

“We live in a moment as important as 1964 when the Civil Rights Act was passed. Hate is not a threat but a reality,” he said. Chatterjee continued, “This proclamation seeks to endorse our basic constitutional rights that now stand threatened along with 50 years of progress since the 1964 Civil Right Act. These rights need not only our city’s endorsement, but need active measures of defense.”

Chatterjee described the procla-

“There is little doubt in my mind that the recent spikes in hate crimes can be attributed to the rise of Donald Trump.”

—THOMAS WRISLEY, STUDENT

“The past election cycle was acrimonious, contentious and destructive to the social fabric of our nation.

What we are seeing is an uptick in behavior like bullying, racism, sexism, and intolerance,” Boddie said. “It’s an intolerant approach that we will not allow here in Bend. That’s just not who we are in Bend.”

mation is a defensive step. “It is a symbolic endorsement of what we in this community most value.”

Student & Educator Support Meanwhile, 18-year-old LaPine student Thomas Wrisley used the election as a backdrop for his statement to councilors. Wrisley said he respects the election and those who voted for

Donald Trump, but disagrees with Trump’s policies. Wrisley said that even though Trump lost the popular vote, the message of his supporters shouldn’t be ignored. “They have every right to be angry at the politics of the status quo. Donald Trump’s supporters are not collectively racist, but his language struck racist tones.

The election has given a platform to white supremacists and emboldened their leaders.”

Wrisley also reminded councilors that discrimination is an issue hitting close to home. In Silverton in western Oregon, Hispanic students reportedly received taunts like "pack your bags."

A Eugene man received attention for driving a truck painted with swastikas.

Statewide, there were a reported 33 hate crimes in the 10 days following the election, including reported incidents at Bend schools, documented by the Source Weekly.

“There is little doubt in my mind that the recent spikes in hate crimes can be attributed to the rise of Donald Trump,” said Wrisley. He continued, “Events like these are causing me great anxiety—not for just myself, but for my friend who is trans-gendered and Jewish. I am anxious for my friend who comes from an immigrant family whose father was fired from his job right after the election. I am terrified as a progressive and a member of the LGBTQ community that all we have done for social justice is going to be undone.”

Rebecca Easton, a teacher in the Bend-LaPine School District who teaches English language learners, spoke in favor of the proclamation.

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“Many of my students are very afraid right now. Many of them are citizens of the United States but their parents are not. So, they are very afraid that their parents will be deported.”

Easton said she is concerned about spending precious time helping her students feel safe in the classroom.

“To be able to learn you have to feel safe. That whole sense of safety is now under attack. Instead of helping their potential academically, I’m going to have to spend that time with my students making sure they feel safe in the classroom.”

Easton said the proclamation was a first step in the fight against bigotry in Bend and important to the community’s future.

Bend Police Support With nationwide concern regarding police enforcement, Bend Police Chief Jim Porter told councilors that like many police agencies, local Bend officers avoid enforcing federal immigration laws that round up those thought to be undocumented aliens.

Porter said the Bend Police also has a policy of avoiding operations based on a person’s sex, race, color or national origin. He further stated that Bend Police routinely reach out to diverse groups and attend their meetings to get “that flavor into our department” while offering annual diversity training to officers. SW

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he Bend City Council ended 2016 taking a stand against bullying, harassment and hate crimes. With its strongly-worded proclamation, the hope is to foster tolerance and acceptance into 2017 and beyond.

“Be it resolved that the City of Bend stands up against bigotry and hate-based violence of all kinds and declares that no one shall be discriminated against because of race, faith, ethnicity, national origin, legal status, gender, age, disability, sexual orientation or any other real or perceived difference. We also resolve to stand together with all people of good faith across the nation in an effort to push back the rising tide of bullying, harassment, and hate crimes.”

The proclamation, led by Councilor Nathan Boddie, was passed unanimously during a 20-minute ceremony at the council’s final meeting of the year. Boddie says the 2016 election cycle underscored the need for a strong city statement.

FEATURE

ECLIPSE CHASERS THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR—Why, Where and How to Watch the Great American Eclipse

By Renée Alexander

The Greatest Show on Earth is coming to Central Oregon this summer, and you don’t need a ticket to see it. All you have to do is look up on Aug. 20 to watch the Great American Eclipse of 2017. The trick is to pick the right place to look up.

The last time America witnessed a total solar eclipse was in 1991, and it was only visible from the Big Island of Hawaii.

The country’s next chance to see one won’t come until 2024.

We can thank our lucky stars that we live so close to the path of this astonishing celestial performance.

CHASING THE DISAPPEARING SUN When it comes to total solar eclipses, part-time Sunriver resident David Blackmore is something of an expert.

The British expat and world traveler has been chasing eclipses around the planet for more than 15 years. Along with a loose-knit crew of dozens of fellow “Umbraphiles” from more than a dozen countries, he has watched the sun go dark in remote areas of Egypt and India, Scotland and South America, Africa, the Cook Islands, and the South China Sea. In November of 2012, Blackmore and I drove several hours into the Australian outback and camped overnight to catch a two-minute, two-second total solar eclipse just after sunrise. Last March, we traveled five full days in airplanes, taxis, minivans, motorcycles, fishing boats, and homemade outriggers to reach an uncharted islet at the far edge of Indonesia’s Togean Islands, where the total solar eclipse lasted two minutes and 30 seconds.

Why go to such great lengths to witness such a fleeting moment?

For some, it is a spiritual experience

that reminds them of their tiny place in an awesome universe. For others, it is a scientific or photographic pursuit. Many eclipse chasers marvel at the reaction of nearby wildlife, as birds go silent and nocturnal animals come out of hiding.

My first eclipse gave me an adrenaline rush, akin to a two-minute roller coaster plunge. The second one had a calming effect, as if my heart had melted.

Like many of his tribe, Blackmore has a long list of reasons for chasing the disappearing sun, including the 360 degree sunset and the opportunity to view the stars and planets during the daytime, when they are in a different position than at night. He admits, “I also like the fact that this hobby takes me to random, remote places I might never discover otherwise.”

It should be noted here that, while the total solar eclipse lasts only a couple of minutes, the entire process lasts as long as an epic feature film. First contact—when the moon and sun first appear to “touch”—occurs more than an hour before totality begins, and starts as a tiny nibble from the sun’s edge. As the eclipse progresses, the moon takes bigger and bigger “bites,” until it swallows

August 2017 projected eclipse path over the United States.

A TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE IS VISIBLE ABOUT EVERY 1.5 YEARS SOMEWHERE ON THE PLANET. THE LAST VISIBLE SOLAR ECLIPSE IN OREGON WAS IN 1979. the sun entirely and repeats the process, in reverse, for an equal length of time.

So while the main event is fleeting, the build-up and finale stretch out for nearly three hours.

For the eclipse this coming summer, Blackmore started conducting “rekkies” in June of 2015 to identify potential viewing spots nearby. While he won’t reveal where he and his crew are planning to watch, he did share three top considerations for discovering your own perfect spot: “...visibility, flexibility, and duration (of totality).”

Central Oregon offers the trifecta: clear skies in summer, miles of open terrain for chasing openings in the

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Left, David Blackmore awaits total darkness during an eclipse event in the Togean Islands last March. Pictured at right is the total eclipse in Mongolia in 2008.

clouds, and reasonably easy access to the “center line,” where the eclipse lasts the longest.

WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL? A total solar eclipse is visible, on average, about every year and a half somewhere on the planet. The last one visible from Oregon happened in 1979 and was also seen by folks in Washington, Idaho, Montana and North Dakota. In 1970, a total solar eclipse graced the southeastern states of Florida, Georgia, North and South Carolina and Virginia.

This relatively rare astronomical phenomenon happens only when the earth, moon, and sun align in such a way that the moon blocks out the sun for those lucky people who happen to be in the right place at the right time.

Blackmore explains, “In order to see the heart of darkness during a total solar eclipse, you must be inside the path of totality. If you’re outside the path, the best you can hope for is a partial eclipse.”

The “path” is a 67-mile wide band of earth that swipes diagonally across the United States from Oregon to South Carolina. The closer you get to the “center line” of the path, the longer the total eclipse lasts. In Madras, considered one of the top 10 towns in the U.S. to view the “Great American Eclipse,” (see GreatAmericanEclipse.com), totality begins at 10:19 am and lasts for just over two minutes. A bit farther east, outside Mitchell, you can extend the experience for a few more seconds, if you can find a suitable spot “on the line.”

WHERE TO WATCH SCOUT OUT YOUR OWN SPOT

WATCH FROM MADRAS Eclipse fans will be converging on Central Oregon from all over the world.

Hotels and public camping spots in and around Madras sold out long ago, but Jefferson County and the City of Madras are making space for an anticipated 20 to 40 thousand visitors at Oregon SolarFest, a four-day festival at the Jefferson County Fairgrounds that features food vendors, live music, shopping, educational activities, and experts from NASA who can answer burning questions about solar eclipses and other astronomical phenomena. “We’ve already taken reservations from nine different countries,” says Sandy Forman of Oregon SolarFest and Jefferson County Tourism Group.

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WATCH FROM THE OCHOCOS For those seeking a Burning Man flavored experience, the Oregon Eclipse 2017 festival is slated for Aug. 17 through 23 at Big Summit Prairie, a 55,000-acre private ranch with a 52-acre lake, located northeast of Prineville. The total solar eclipse will last just over two minutes above this wide-open prairie surrounded by mountains. The week-long international art and music festival is organized by the producers of Symbiosis Festival in collaboration with eclipse festival organizers from 10 other countries. Oregon Eclipse 2017 features plug-and-play camping, art installations, live music and performances,

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fireworks and fire dancing, art boats and workshops, a family camp and more. “Experience Passes” will be available online starting Jan. 3, for an as-yet-undisclosed price. Organizer Ken KoChen says he is expecting upward of 20,000 attendees.

Oregon Eclipse 2017 Aug. 17-23 Not yet published, but likely $300+ oregoneclipse2017.com

WATCH FROM A PRIVATE BASE CAMP If money is no object, Big Mountain Heli Tours is shuttling groups of six to remote base camps overlooking Lake Billy Chinook and the Cascades. For just under $6,000, you and your crew of up to six can be whisked away from the Madras airport or a local resort and deposited at your own private, prepositioned high desert hideaway with “...Dom Perignon Champagne, Oregon’s own Harry & David gourmet basket, tables and chairs, eclipse-viewing eyewear, and a front-row seat to the greatest celestial event in Central Oregon in over four decades,” according to the website. Afterward, they’ll retrieve you, and return you to your previous destination.

Big Mountain Heli Tours 9am to noon (approximately) $6,000 541-668-7670 flycascades.com/activity/solarfest

of center but still on the path of totality (Clarno Unit).

John Day Fossil Beds Aug. 21 9am to noon No entry fee nps.gov/joda/planyourvisit/eclipse.ht

TOP TEN PLACES TO WATCH IN THE US

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Madras, Oregon

2:04

Snake River Valley, Idaho

2:18

Casper, Wyoming

2:26

Sandhills of western Nebraska 2:30 St. Joseph, Missouri

2:39

Carbondale, Illinois

2:41.6

Hopkinsville, Kentucky

2:41.2

Nashville, Tennessee

1:47

Great Smoky Mountains National Park, North Carolina

1:17

Columbia, South Carolina

2:30

WATCH FROM THE JOHN DAY FOSSIL BEDS John Day Fossil Beds National Monument boasts two locations directly on the center line (Painted Hills and Sheep Rock Units) and a third spot just north

Info from GreatAmericanEclipse.com

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To identify a suitable spot on the line, Blackmore suggests consulting NASA’s interactive map of the 2017 total solar eclipse to identify the center line and the path of totality, and then physically scouting out reachable locations as close as possible to the center line to find an unobstructed view that won’t be blocked by trees, mountains, rock formations, or clouds. The ideal spot should offer plenty of "running" options, just in case changing weather forces you to chase holes in the clouds to see the sun. Fortunately, this is rarely an issue during summer in Central Oregon.

from DIY tent sites to turnkey “glamping” options. Families will appreciate the Kids’ Dome, where parents can purchase a bracelet and “check in” their children for kid-centric fun, explore the festival with other grown-ups, and “check them out” a few hours later.

Forman says on-site camping and glamping reservations are filling up fast, but they are also offering another 150 acres of overflow, no-frills camping space at “SolarTown,” located on private property that lies on the center line of the eclipse path. SolarTown residents will have access to porta-potties, a few food vendors, and free shuttles that run regularly between SolarFest, downtown Madras, the Madras Aquatic Center, and SolarTown.

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DJ LOVE—Need a night of dancing to start off your first full weekend of 2017?

Well, here you go. Slipmat Science brings Psychedelic bounce DJ Spankalicious, from Cincinnati, Ohio, with support from Lodurr, N8ture, and Lyfe, to the Capitol for cutting-edge music and a fun visual experience, all for a great price. // 10pm.

The Capitol, 190 NW Oregon Ave., Bend. $5.

ROCK&SOUL—With those two genres of music in the mix, need we say more?

Down North is your underground rock, dance-worthy soul music provider, straight outta Olympia, Wash. Expect an uplifting, unique sound that will keep you off your chair all night long. // 9pm.

Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr., Bend. $8 adv., $10 door.

SPANKALICIOUS

DOWN NORTH

YAK ATTACK

“CLUE”

DANCE—This Portland trio is no stranger to Bend but always a welcome sound to music lovers’ ears. Yak Attack is an electronic band that fuses a variety of genres including jazz and funk, through seamless improvisation and looping live on stage.

This show will most certainly move the audience to full on dance mode and is a perfect way to celebrate the first weekend of 2017. // 8pm. Domino Room, 51 NW Greenwood Ave., Bend. $12 adv., $15 door.

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FOOD AND POETRY—Ellen Waterston, Jessica Hedges and Carolyn Dufurrena share their poetry about the challenges and rewards of living a life and ranching in the untamed West. The music will be provided by Cassia Dawn of the Uncharted Project and there will also be chili and cornbread, so this sounds like the perfect event to mosey on down to. // 6pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97, Bend. $5-$10.

FILM SERIES—BendFilm is launching a new series called “In Case You Missed It,” which will take a look at favorites from 2016’s festival. The film follows God, who lives in an apartment in Brussels with his wife and daughter, and he goes throughout his days being a grumpy sadist. A very funny and powerful film. // 6pm.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St., Bend. $6-$11.

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“THE BRAND NEW TESTAMENT”

FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK

OPEN MIC FOR STORYTELLERS

ART—On the first Friday of every month, downtown Bend businesses and galleries keep the doors open late for an art walk featuring local and regional artists. Each location has different art and usually a fun, free drink and snack to enjoy while viewing. First Friday is a local favorite and a good excuse to check out a business you’ve never been in, plus you get to explore some new art, such as Aaron Glenn's, featured at left, at Townshend's Teahouse. // 5-8pm. Throughout Downtown Bend. Free.

STORY TIME—Have a burning story you’ve been waiting to share with the world?

Want to make that poem public? This is your moment. Every Tuesday night is open mic night at Crow’s Feet Commons, where you can cozy up to the fire and spill your storytelling guts. Or just come and listen!

Signup starts at 5pm. // 6-8pm. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks St., Bend.

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POP FOLK—Ah, Wednesday. In winter you often offer us so little to work with in the music department... but not this week!

This high energy pop folk trio is welldressed and ready to rock your midweek.

And since there’s no cover, your post-holiday budget (or lack thereof) shouldn’t have to suffer either. // 7pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St., Bend. No cover. SW

REVUE—From Top Soil Theatrics and Mejaski Choreography comes a night of song and dance from some of the most talented performers in Central Oregon. While this will be a review of classic Broadway song and dance numbers, it will also act as a sneak preview to the highly anticipated upcoming run of “Spring Awakening.” // 7:30pm. CTC Cascade Theatre, 148 NW Greenwood Ave., Bend. $25.

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READING—This will be the first in a series of local actors and comedians reading and acting out scripts from classic movies. “Clue” is the perfect movie to start with since all the characters interact like crazy and continually get nuttier as the show progresses. Find out if it’s really Professor Plum in the kitchen with a candlestick! // 6pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave., Bend. $10-$15.

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Never Die SOUND Legends R.A. The Rugged Man will melt your face

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“Definition of a Rap Flow,” should be required listening for any student of rap or anyone attempting to get into the rap game.

R.A. The Rugged Man is the best rapper you’ve never heard. Photo by RustyShack.

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hen it comes to hip-hop legends, far too many have passed on.

No doubt, Notorious B.I.G., 2Pac or Big L would find lots to rhyme about in 2016 and 2017. I bet 2Pac, for one, would have some pretty powerful things to say about a Trump presidency. Unfortunately we’ll never have a chance to find out.

Thankfully though, not all the legends are gone. R.A. The Rugged Man has had a strange and stumbling career with only two studio albums, a compilation and two unreleased records in his discography, but he hasn’t wasted a single word.

Raised on Long Island, Richard Andrew Thornburn was rapping at age 12, building a name for himself almost instantly. By the time he was 18, there

was a nine-label bidding war to sign him, which Jive Records eventually won. R.A. parted ways from the label (after a sexual harassment suit and some truly bizarre behavior) before his debut, “Night of the Bloody Apes” was released. The album still has legendary status to this day.

In the mid-‘90s he signed with Priority but his contract was absorbed

by Capitol Records shortly after. Still without a major label debut, he started releasing independent mix tapes in the early 2000s. During this time period, he recorded with Notorious B.I.G., Wu-Tang Clan, Chuck D, Talib Kweli, Rakim, Mobb Deep and several more of the most influential rappers of the last few decades. B.I.G. was quoted as saying, “I thought I was the illest,” in

reference to the Rugged Man. It wasn’t until 2004 that he was able to release his first album, “Die, Rugged Man, Die.” The album is gritty and dark, celebrating the Rugged Man’s antipathy for pretty much everything on Earth, especially the hip-hop game.

His work is so autobiographical that it’s impossible to discount the power in his verses.

His second studio album, “Legends Never Die,” was released in 2013 to rave reviews, but still didn’t quite set the rap world on fire like it should have. The track, “Definition of a Rap Flow,” should be required listening for any student of rap or anyone attempting to get into the rap game. It’s perfect. Period.

When he’s not onstage, The

Rugged Man writes dark horror comedies for Frank Henenlotter, argues publicly with boxing champ Floyd Mayweather and hosts the web series, “Film School,” on Film.com. R.A. The Rugged Man is an artist to his core and his three decades in hip-hop have only made the game better. Really, most MCs struggle to be half the rapper The Rugged Man is on his worst day. He might not have three new mix tapes out every year, but R.A. fits squarely into the old chestnut of quality over quantity. SW R.A. The Rugged Man

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t. Bachelor Riverhouse Jazz isn’t the richness. There was a depth and a merely bringing incredible artists sadness to it that I really like.” to the Central Oregon music For the new record, “The Sting scene, they’re packing some of the Variations,” the Tierney Sutton Band finest jazz artists on the planet into has received its seventh consecutive the series. As part of the seven-month- Grammy nomination, this time in the long series, January sees the arrival of Best Jazz Vocal Album category. The the Tierney Sutton Band, yet another album is by far their most complex yet, groundbreaking jazz ensemble. with some astounding interpretations With a dozen albums, Tierney of Sting classics. Even after so many Sutton has been making jazz music for nominations, Sutton is still honored over 20 years. by the recognition. “It’s a really nice A musical career wasn’t Sutton’s “It’s a really nice thing to think that your peers initial focus, though. “I really think about you. It’s always a great honor and a wasn’t thinking it great thing, but it’s not nearly as satisfying as would be my career making the music.

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“I was going to school and got a degree thing to think that your peers think in Russian language and literature. I about you,” says Sutton. “It’s always a always loved music, but I didn’t write great honor and a great thing, but it’s music and I wasn’t interested in doing not nearly as satisfying as making the cover songs, Broadway or classical. music. When we got nominated for the When I found jazz, it was something first one (and even the second one to that was creative and my own, but it now) my prevailing thought was always wasn’t necessarily compositional like ‘Well, maybe I’ll get to do another singer/songwriters and all of that.” record now.’” SW Never one to be boxed in, Sutton found following her own muse to be the thing that drove her into the arms Tierney Sutton Band of jazz music. When asked what pulled Friday, Jan. 13 & Saturday, Jan. 14, 6:30pm her in, she replied instantly: “The Currents at the Riverhouse, improvisational aspect. There wasn’t 3075 N Hwy 97, Bend $52 one version of a song or one arrangement that you got stuck trying to copy.

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Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Jersey Boys Pizzeria Kinzel and Hyde Award winning Cascade Blues Association Hall of Fame Inductees Kinzel and Hyde will take listeners on a tour of blues and roots music that will blow you away! First Wednesday of every month, 5:30-8:30 pm. No cover.

M&J Tavern Open Mic 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill

Karaoke 7 pm.

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Victory Swig A group of seasoned, fun loving, musicians based in Bend that play music that moves your body, mind and soul. 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Open Mic 6-9 pm.

The Lot Open Mic 6 pm. No cover.

Worthy Brewing Geeks Who Drink Grab your

friends and let’s drink to trivia! 7-9 pm.

5 Thursday 3 Goats Coffee Co. Banjo Jam An evening

of live music, award-winning coffee, food, and fun for the whole family. First Thursday of every month, 5:30-7:30 pm. Free.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar 97 Comedy

Presents 97 Comedy Presents brings you top comedians from around the nation as well as right here in Central Oregon. Acts such as Justin Rivera, Key Lewis, and Jeff Arcuri. As seen on Comedy Central, Fox, NBC, and more. First Thursday of every month, 8-11 pm. $15.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free

Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School

Honey Don’t Americana country soul from the heart of the Colorado Rockies. 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Victory Swig 7:30 pm.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic 6 pm. No cover.

The Summit Saloon & Stage Comedy

Competition Comedians from all over Central Oregon battle for your votes. Hosted by Katy Ipock. First Thursday of every month, 8-9:30 pm. $5.

6 Friday Bend Guitar Lessons Open Mic—Begin-

ning Performers If you’re looking for an open mic venue for beginning performers, Bend Guitar Lessons hosts a fun night of guitar playing in front of an encouraging and supportive audience.

Jam with the house band Streetlight Moon, meet other guitar players, and take your playing to the next level! First Friday of every month, 6-9 pm.

Free.

Checker’s Pub Juju Eyeball Local fantastic

band! Beatles cover. 8-11:30 pm. No cover.

Experience the underground rock and party-fueling soul of Down North at the Volcanic Theatre Pub, 1/7

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin DJ Wicked A night of old school hip-hop and R&B with DJ Wicked. 10 pm. No cover.

Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe Scratchdog

Stringboard Americana/bluegrass band based out of Portland. Ring in the first Friday of 2017 with some awesome live music and a drink in hand! 7-9 pm. No cover.

Jackson’s Corner Westside Bobby Lind-

strom & Friends Bluesman Bobby Lindstrom and friends play their deep-rooted blues, killer rock and some old favorites. Bobby takes command of the Breedlove guitar, the slide on the resonator and even shows off his chops on the harmonica.

6 pm. No cover.

Jackson’s Corner Eastside Melanie Rose

Dyer & Daniel Cooper Dyer and Cooper perform all original folk-rock, Americana and blues. 6-8 pm. No cover.

JC’s Bar & Grill The Chinups First Friday live music by local band The Chinups, whose sound can be best described as psychedelic folk, its’ pure boot stomping fun! 7-9 pm. No cover.

Looking Glass Imports & Cafe Bend

Comedy—Nariko Ott & Trevor Thorpe 21+. 8 pm. $8 adv., $10 door.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Friday Dance Lessons 21+. 8 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill The Bad Cats Dance

on Northside’s big dance floor to your favorite classic rock, blues, and soul tunes performed by the Bad Cats. Great food and drinks, and always a good time! 8:30-11:45 pm. $3.

Seven Nightclub First Friday Artwalk Make sure to check us out on each First Friday, we always have something interesting going on followed by resident and guest DJs rocking the club till close! First Friday of every month, 7 pm-2 am.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele

21+. 9 pm. No cover.

The Capitol Spankalicious Slipmate Science presents Spankalicious (ThazDope Records) with support by, Lodurr (ThazDope Records), N8ture (Slipmat Science), Lyfe (Slipmat Science). 10 pm-2 am. $5.

Velvet Greg Botsford Rock, funk and soul...with a bit of a beer testing from Deschutes going on too! 7:30-10 pm. No cover.

7 Saturday Checker’s Pub Juju Eyeball Local fantastic band! Beatles cover. 8-11:30 pm. No cover.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin DJ Wicked A night of old school hip-hop and R&B with DJ Wicked. 10 pm. No cover.

Domino Room Yak Attack This Portland trio fuses elements of electronica, jazz and funk into a show that is sure to make the whole room dance. Fresh off the release of its first full-length album, “Real World Conditions,” Yak Attack is no stranger to Bend but will surely be welcomed back with open arms. 8 pm. $12 adv., $15 door.

Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards ReDo This fantastic duo plays an eclectic combination of classic rock, country, folk, and their own original songs. Don’t miss out, call to reserve your spot! 6-9 pm. $5.

Hub City Bar & Grill Bobby Lindstrom &

Friends Bluesman Bobby Lindstrom and friends play their deep-rooted blues, killer rock and some old favorites. Bobby takes command of the Breedlove guitar, the slide on the resonator and even shows off his chops on the harmonica. 8:30 pm. No cover.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Karaoke 8 pm.

M&J Tavern Jess N James This dynamic duo

brings sultry songs of life travels to our stage for the first Saturday of 2017. 9 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free

Dance Lessons Come learn the popular line dances to your favorite country songs every Saturday! 9 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill The Bad Cats Always a fun time dancing to live music by the Bad Cats at Northside. Great food and drinks served up by an awesome staff in a rockin’ atmosphere! 8:3011:45 pm. $3.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele

21+. 9 pm. No cover.

The Capitol Elevation An eclectic night of music, celebration, and art. Featuring PRSN (PDX) and local support from Supertask, SYLK, Signal Bath, iLLi b2b Lazouli. Live projection mapped visual by Lghtwght. 9 pm. $5.

Volcanic Theatre Pub Down North & DBST Down North masterfully mixes underground rock and party-fueling soul, regularly lifting up audiences that have been craving new soul sounds from the city that gave the world Wheedle’s Groove and Jimi Hendrix.

DBST is an impassioned and energetic neo-soul band formed in Olympia, Wash. 9 pm. $8 adv., $10 door.

8 Sunday Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Dogwood Cocktail Cabin Locals Night—

DJDMP & Friends A night of soul, hip-hop and electronica with DJDMP and friends, plus 25% off everything on the menu all night long (with local id). 9 pm. No cover.

Strictly Organic Coffee - Old Mill Paul

Eddy Grab an afternoon cup with Northwest troubadour Paul Eddy. Originals and forgotten gems, every other Sunday. Every other Sunday, 3-5 pm. No cover.

9 Monday Astro Lounge Open Mic 8 pm. Free.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

10 Tuesday Astro Lounge Trivia Tuesdays Bring your

team or join one! Usually six categories of various themes. 8 pm. No cover.

Crow’s Feet Commons Open Mic for Storytellers Come one, come all....each Tuesday night Crow’s Feet Commons will be hosting an open mic night. Cozy up next to the fire, bring your courage or your encouraging ear. All levels welcome and storytellers too. Evening beer and wine specials. Sign up begins at 5pm. 6-8 pm.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Ukulele Jam All

ages. 6:30 pm. No cover.

M&J Tavern Taylor Nelson & Friends This

local musician brings a night of acoustic reggae, originals, and friends to join in that fit a Tuesday

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Checker’s Pub Talent/Open Mic 6-8 pm.

CLUBS night chill session perfectly. This is the place to be. 9 pm.

Northside Bar & Grill Lisa Dae 6 pm.

The Summit Saloon & Stage Comedic

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Roulette Live stand up comedy and improv competition. Comedians compete based on audience-suggested topics, phrases, whatever you can come up! Hosted by Jake Woodmansee.

Second Tuesday of every month, 8-10 pm. $10.

The Lot Trivia at The Lot Bring your team or

join one. Enjoy the heated seats, brews, and tasty eats while rubbing elbows with Bend’s smartest smartipants who love trivia. A rotating host comes up with six questions in six different categories. 6-8 pm. Free.

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favorite, bluesman Bobby Lindstrom and friends play their deep-rooted blues, killer rock and some old favorites. Bobby takes command of the Breedlove guitar, the slide on the resonator and even shows off his chops on the harmonica.

6 pm. No cover.

Checker’s Pub Talent/Open Mic 6-8 pm. No

cover.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

TICKETS AVAILABLE AT Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Jersey Boys Pizzeria Allan Byer Project Allan shares his all original Americana music with his all star band featuring Rosemarie Witnaur on banjo and vocals, Jimmy Jo McKue on lead guitar, Jamie Morris on bass and Steve Moroukian on percussion. . No cover.

M&J Tavern Open Mic 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Karaoke

7 pm.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School The Junebugs A high energy pop folk

trio ready to rock and/or roll until the cows come home. 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Open Mic 6-9 pm.

The Lot Open Mic 6 pm. No cover.

12 Thursday Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Open Mic Open mic night, sign up or join our audience. With the talented musings of Dilated Amplifier with Janelle Munsin and Jake Woodmansee, sign up to work on material, try stand up for the first time or just come on a date! 18+. Second Thursday of every month, 7-9 pm. $10.

CALENDAR DANCE

Bella Acappella Harmony Chorus

Adult Jazz Dance Class ITuesdays,

Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band Practice The Cascade Highlanders Pipe

Band is a traditional bagpipe and drum band with members from the Central Oregon area.

Experienced pipers and drummers are welcome to attend, along with those who are interested in taking up piping or drumming and would like to find out what it would take to learn and eventually join our group. Mondays, 5:30-7pm.

Bend Church of the Nazarene, 1270 NE 27th St. 541-633-3225. Free.

Community Orchestra of Central Oregon A community orchestra that welcomes

all players. We are serious musicians who want to have a lot of fun while we are getting better. Wednesdays, 6:30-9pm. Through May 31.

Cascade Middle School, 19619 SW Mountaineer Way. 541-306-6768.

The Deschutes Caledonian Pipe Band Practice Looking for experienced players to join and perform with the group. We are a volunteer not-for-profit society dedicated to the preservation, performance, and enjoyment of Scottish style bagpipes and drums in Central Oregon. If you are interested in joining please contact us. Mondays-Sundays, 6-8pm. Through Nov. 1. Abilitree, 2680 Twin Knolls Dr. Free.

Oregon Old Time Fiddlers Second

Sunday jam. All ages welcome; we encourage youngsters to come and learn fiddling.

Non-smoking, alcohol free. Come participate, listen, and dance. Open jam sessions begin after the 1-3pm dance band performances.

General questions: Jeanette Bondsteel 541410-5146. Sun, Jan. 8, 1-3pm. Powell Butte Community Center, 8404 SW Reif Rd. Free, donations accepted.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School

Ian McFeron Ian McFeron’s writing has been compared to Bob Dylan, John Lennon and Ryan Adams. Touring in support of his album “Time Will Take You,” recorded in Nashville, TN with members of Ryan Adams band The Cardinals as well as Patty Griffin and John Hiatt’s touring bands. 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Bobby Lindstrom &

Friends Bluesman Bobby Lindstrom and friends play their deep-rooted blues, killer rock and some old favorites. Bobby takes command of the Breedlove guitar, the slide on the resonator and even shows off his chops on the harmonica.

7:30 pm. No cover.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic 6 pm. No cover.

Volcanic Theatre Pub R.A. the Rugged Man Undisputed mic skills and understanding of the genre as a hip-hop historian, his music has both survived and thrived over the years. Collaborator The Notorious B.I.G. was once quoted in reference to R.A. by stating “And I thought I was the illest.” With A-F-R-O (All Flows Reach Out) also performing. 9 pm. $15.

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MUSIC Medal-winning Bella Acappella seeks women and girls who love to sing and harmonize. Bella teaches and performs four-part acappella harmony and welcomes singers with high and low voices, all levels and ages 15 and above.

Tuesdays, 5:45-9pm. Bend Senior Center, 1600 SE Reed Market Rd. 541-460-3474. $30 month.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover.

7-8:30pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63830 Clausen Dr. Suite 202. 541-410-8451. $10.

Argentine Tango Class & Práctica

Beginning tango class 6:30-7:30 pm followed by two hours of practice from 7:30-9:30 pm.

Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5.

Beginning Adult Ballet Wednesdays, 8:159:15pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63830 Clausen Dr. Suite 202. $12 drop in $10 with a friend.

Bend Ecstatic Dance Dance your own dance in your own way in a supportive community of kindred spirits. Come explore free form movement, connection, and self-expression, guided by rich, diverse soundscapes. Visit: BendEcstaticDance.com or FB Bend Ecstatic Dance.

Tuesdays, 7pm. Bend Masonic Center, 1036 NE 8th St. 360-870-6093. $10-$20.

Group Class & Ballroom Dance All proceeds donated to Bend’s Community Center.

Fridays, 7pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-314-4398. $5 per person includes the class & dance.

Scottish Country Dance Weekly Class No experience or Scottish heritage necessary.

Weekly classes include beginner & advanced dances. Mondays, 7-9pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. First class is free, future classes are $5.

West African Dance Class Taught by Shannon Abero and live music led by David Visiko. Mondays, 7-8pm. Cascade Indoor Sports: Skating Rink Side, 20775 NE High Desert Ln. 818-636-2465. $10.

FILM EVENTS

"The Brand New Testament” BendFilm will present “The Brand New

Testament” as part of a program called “In Case You Missed It...” The film was a favorite at last year’s festival and we’re happy to be bringing

this gently blasphemous, and very funny, film back to Bend for another screening. Jan. 9, 6pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. $11 GA, $6 BendFilm Members.

LOCAL ARTS

“Inspired by Trees” Exhibit Six A6 printmakers find inspiration in trees—from the sculptural forms of junipers to the steady rejuvenation following the B&B Complex Fire. Featuring work by Patricia Clark, Dawn Emerson, Stirling Gorsuch, Jean Harkin, Robin Thomas and Julie Winter. Fri, Jan. 6, 4-8pm, Saturdays, 10am-6pm, Sundays, noon-5pm and Mondays-Fridays, 10am-7pm. A6, 550 SW Industrial Way Suite 180. 541-330-8759. Free.

“Moments of Consequence” A Solo Exhibition by Terry Solini Juniper Brew-

ing Company of Redmond continues its practice of featuring local artists with “Moments of Consequence” an amazing solo exhibition by artist, Terry Solini. On display from through Jan. 6. Wednesdays-Sundays, 3:30-8pm. Juniper Brewing Company, 1950 SW Badger Ave. Suite 103, Redmond. 541-419-7267. Free.

Art & Wine, Oh My! Local artists will guide you through replicating the night’s featured image. Food and beverage available for purchase.

Register online. Tuesdays, 6pm. Level 2, 360 SW Powerhouse Dr. 541-213-8083. $35-$45.

Artist Reception Local artist featured for a full month in the Humm brewery. Artist receptions the first Thursday of each month are held with local music and snacks from Agricultural Connections and Locavore. Guests receive a complimentary glass of kombucha! First Thursday, 4-6pm. Humm Kombucha, 1125 NE 2nd St. 541-306-6329. Free.

Artventure with Judy Artist-led painting

event! No experience necessary! Fee includes supplies. Pre-register and see upcoming images at artventurewithjudy.com. Tuesdays, 6-9pm.

Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. 541-410-3267. $25 pre-paid.

Bend, Oceagon An underwater naturalist, Aaron Glenn has worked all over the world

EVENTS

First Friday Art Walk Art, music, and drinks in downtown Bend. First Friday of every month, 5-9pm. Downtown Bend, Corner of Wall Street and Newport Avenue. Free.

It’s Just Paint Join us for a night of fun! It’s okay if you’ve never painted. This is a guided class great for all ages. The painting is broken out in easy steps to help you create a masterpiece. Bring a friend, grab dinner, and maybe try one of our specialty drinks. Wednesdays, 6-8pm.

Through Feb. 16. Looking Glass Imports & Cafe, 150 NE Bend River Mall Dr. Suite 260. 541-2255775. $35.

An Evening of Poetry of the West

Grab your boots and a girlfriend, and enjoy a night of cowgirl poetry, music and libations.

Poets Ellen Waterston, Jessica Hedges and Carolyn Dufurrena will share their poems about the joys and challenges of ranching and life in the West. Enoy the sweet melodies of Cassia Dawn of The Uncharted Project, and some homemade chili and cornbread! Jan. 6, 6-8pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. $5 members, $10 non-members.

”CLUE” Local actors and come-

dians get together and read/act out famous scripts. We will be reading the classic 80’s film “Clue.” Audience participation and murder ensues! Jan. 6, 6-9:30pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. 541-306-1027. $10 adv., $15 door.

Winter Fun Looking Glass Imports & Café announces our new exhibition “Winter Fun” featuring artists and photographers from throughout Central Oregon. The exhibition continues through Feb. 3. Mondays-Sundays, 10am-6pm.

Through Feb. 3. Looking Glass Imports & Cafe, 150 NE Bend River Mall Dr. Suite 260. 541-2255775. Free.

PRESENTATIONS First Farm Friday Come join us as we

welcome Frontier Farms from Hood River, a cannabis recreational farm to our retail shop!

Learn who they are, how the grow, and what makes them unique. Food and beverages will be provided. Presentation followed by meet and greet. 21+. Jan. 6, 6-6:30pm. Miracle Greens, 905 SE Third St. 541-952-2363. Free.

Hiking the Italian Coast Join Lynn and Jon Putnam on some of their rugged Italian coastal hikes including the Cinque Terre, up Monte Epomo on the Island of Ischia and the Sentiero degli Dei on the Amafi coast. Sponsored by the Bend Belluno Sister City Association. Jan. 10, 7-8pm.

The Wine Shop & Tasting Bar, 55 NW Minnesota Ave. 541 389 2884. Free. 21+.

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Sunriver STARS Open Auditions The

Sunriver Stars Community Theater (SSCT) has scheduled an open audition. SSCT will host an open house with snacks and beverages at 5:30pm, then auditions begin at 6pm for “Nana’s Naughty Knickers.” Jan. 5, 5:30-8pm. The Door, 56870 Venture Ln. Suite 4, Sunriver. 541-4807483.

”Some Enchanted Evening”

Top Soil Theatrics and Mejaski Choreography present “Some Enchanted Evening.” Come join some of Bend’s finest classic vocal and dance talents for an unforgettable evening that will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy! A Classic Broadway song and dance revue and sneak peak of the Spring Awakening cast! Jan. 6, 7:309:30pm and Jan. 7, 7:30-9:30pm. CTC Cascade Theatre, 148 NW Greenwood Ave. 541-760-4961. $25.

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How Words Move Us: Prose & Poetry

Local writers Dani Nichols and Sandy Thompson will present pieces of their prose and poetry about similar subjects. They’ll discuss how the writings are comparable, where they’re different, how each approached a subject, what components might move a reader, and why methods of prose and poetry differ. Jan. 10, 6-7pm.

Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-312-1032. Free.

Opening Up the Poem Come join local

poet Judith Montgomery as we read, listen, and practice ways to break open the poem and draw the reader more deeply into its experience.

Registration required. Jan. 7, 9:30am-12:30pm.

Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-312-1032. Free.

Lucas Alberg Author and trail runner Lucas

Alberg provides detailed descriptions of the area’s best loop runs, including several new trails added to the area within recent years. Jan. 8, 2-3pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-312-1032. Free.

Writing to Share All-level writing class in-

spired by the teachings of Natalie Goldberg. Over the course of six weeks, you’ll be guided through the process of writing a personal (memoir) essay from conception stage to final product. Begins 1/9 and continues each Monday till 2/13. Mon, Jan. 9, 6:30-8pm. Sol Alchemy Temple, 2150 NE Studio Rd. 541-480-7732. $150.

Writing to Share All-level writing class

inspired by the teachings of Natalie Goldberg (“Writing Down the Bones”). Over the course of six weeks, you’ll be guided through the process of writing a personal essay from conception stage to final product. Begins 1/11 and continues each Wednesday till 2/15. Wednesdays, 10-11:30am. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-480-7732. $150.

Bella Acapella Harmony chorus welcomes new singers of all levels on Tuesdays at Bend Senior Center.

VOLUNTEERS 350Deschutes Climate Advocacy & Education Use your special talents to encourage

awareness of the need for meaningful climate action. We organize with leaders at schools, faith communities, nonprofit groups, and people in the community. 206-498-5887.

After School Mentoring—Teens/College Students/Adults Needed Female

mentors are needed to serve 4th-5th or 6th-8th grade girls in weekly after school programs in Bend. Mentors must be 14 or older. Female adults and college students are encouraged to volunteer to change the lives of young girls. Afterschoolbuddies.org. Tuesdays, 3-5:30pm. After School Buddies, 62595 Hamby Rd. 541-390-3046.

Fences For Fido Help free dogs from chains!

We are seeking volunteers to come out and help us build fences for dogs who live on chains. No experience is required. Sign up on Facebook: FFF Central Oregon Region Volunteers or Bend Canine Friends Meet Up group. More information can be found at fencesforfido.org.

Gatekeeper Program Through the

Gatekeeper program, you would help us train community business staff and volunteers who may come into contact with seniors and adults with disabilities, to recognize warning signs that can indicate abuse, neglect, or an increased need for services or care. Council on Aging of Central Oregon, 373 NE Greenwood Ave. 541-678-5483.

Go Big, Bend Big Brothers Big Sisters works

with kids who need a positive role model and extra support. By being a mentor you have the opportunity to help shape a child’s future for the better by empowering them to achieve. Big Brothers Big Sisters of Central Oregon, 2125 NE Daggett Ln. 541-312-6047.

Make Your Mark at Bend Spay+Neuter!

Whether you want to give your time in the clinic, or you want to be out and about at festivals, or helping with our community cat population. Bend Spay+Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B1. 541-617-1010.

Mentor Heart of Oregon Corps is a nonprofit

that inspires and empowers positive change in youth through education, jobs, and stewardship.

For more information or to become a mentor, contact Amanda at 541-526-1380. Heart of Oregon YouthBuild, 68797 George Cyrus Rd.

Tiny Explorers Meetup Volunteer Opportunity The Children’s Forest is seeking

committed volunteers to host Tiny Explorers Meetups. Meetups are a time for new families to get together in the outdoors. Volunteers serve as the point person and distribute free baby carriers to qualifying families. Meetups occur monthly in three locations (Bend, Redmond). Deschutes National Forest, Bend-Fort Rock Ranger District, 63095 Deschutes Market Rd. 541-383-5592.

Volunteer The Salvation Army has a wide variety of volunteer opportunities for almost every age. If interested, please contact us. 541389-8888.

Volunteer—BCC Bend’s Community Center

has a wide variety of volunteer opportunities for individuals over age 6. If interested in volunteering go to bendscommunitycenter.org or call 541-312-2069 for more information. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St.

Volunteer Drivers Needed Volunteer

drivers needed to transport veterans to the Bend VA Clinic and Portland VA Hospital. Call Paul at 541-647-2363 for more details.

Warehouse Sorting & Pricing The

Brightside Thrift Store in Redmond is looking for volunteers to receive donations, sort, and price items. Brightside Animal Thrift Store, 838 NW 5th St. 541-504-0101.

We are looking for compassionate, awesome people to join our incredible team of volunteers.

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JAN 7 The Domino Room Presents YAK ATTACK & PARANOME

JAN 7 The Volcanic Theatre Pub Presents SEATTLES FUNK OF DOWN NORTH & DBST

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Call for Art—Winter Art Exhibit Call for art for the downtown Bend Library winter exhibit.

Art accepted in all media, expressing the theme, “Family,” must be framed, at least 16” by 20”.

Submit one or two pieces on Wednesday, Jan. 11, from 4-5:30pm. The exhibit will run from 1/11-4/11. Mondays-Thursdays. Through Jan. 9.

Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St.

LWV First Thursday Luncheon Speaker will be Judy Stiegler, former State House Representative and Political Science Teacher at COCC. She will cover the new political landscape nationally and locally and also address the idea of the National Popular Vote. Jan. 5, 11am-1pm.

Black Bear Diner, 1465 NE Third St. 541-3822660.

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studying coral reef conservation science. Glenn’s artwork originates from memories of his time conducting reef surveys from SE Asia to the Caribbean. All sale proceeds will be donated to AWARE, awarewildlife.org. Jan. 6, 5-8pm.

Townshend’s Bend Teahouse, 835 NW Bond St. 541-312-2001.

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CLASSES A Peace of Mind Yoga Book Club

Join us for a book discussion as we joyfully explore Baron Baptiste’s latest book, “Perfectly Imperfect.” This evening is sure to expand your understanding of how Baptiste yoga applies to life both on and off your mat. Jan. 10, 7-8pm.

Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. $5 donation.

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AcroYoga Join Deven Sisler to experience how the power of acrobatics, wisdom of yoga and sensitivity of thai yoga intertwine. Wednesdays, 5:30-6:45pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541-550-8550. $7-$15.

AcroYoga Beginner Workshop Whether you love backbends or hate backbends, this workshop is for you! No partner or experience necessary! Expand into the delight of fully supported backbends and flying heart openers through partner yoga, thai yoga, and partner yoga flying. Jan. 7, 3-5:30pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541-550-8550. $30 adv., $35 door.

African Dance Classes are taught in a

friendly, welcoming, and fun environment, and you will leave every class with a smile on your face and joy in your heart! Wednesdays, 5:306:30pm. Gotta Dance Studio, 917 NE Eighth St. 541-322-0807. $12.

Beginning Aerial Central Oregon Aerial

Arts is the premier, professional aerial silks acrobatics program with locations in both Bend and Sisters! Wednesdays-Saturdays-Sundays, 2:30-4pm. Central Oregon Aerial Arts, 63017 NE 18th St. 775-342-8710. $17.

Buddhist Mantras Chanting EReser-

vations required. Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, 10:30am-4pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541848-1255. $10.

Business Start-Up Class Do you have

a great idea you think could be a successful business but just don’t know how to get started?

Cover the basics in this two-hour class and decide if running a business is for you. Jan. 4, 6-8pm. COCC Chandler Lab (off-campus), 1027 NW Trenton Ave. 541-383-7290. $29.

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New Patient Visits ~ Bioidentical Hormone Balancing ~ Thyroid and Adrenal Disorders ~ Food Allergy Testing ~ Fatigue ~ Seasonal Allergies ~ Insomnia

Capoeira Experience this exciting martial art form of Afro Brazilian origins which incorporates music and acrobatic movements. For adults and teens. Mondays, 6:50-8:15pm and Thursdays, 6:50-8:15pm. Sortor Karate, 63056 Lower Meadow Dr. $30, two week intro.

Cyanotypes & Lumen Prints Create

unique lumen prints and cyanotypes through camera-less photography. Jan. 7, 1-5pm. Create unique Lumen prints and Cyanotypes through camera-less photography. http://bit.ly/2hXa2jc.

Jan. 7, 1-5pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. theworkhousebend.com/classes. $95.

DIY Soldering Sterling Silver Rings

Learn more at DIYCave.com. Fri, Jan. 6, 5:30pm.

DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $60.

DIY Table Saw Class Learn more at DIYCave.com. Sun, Jan. 8, 1pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $45.

DIY Upcycled Leather Bracelets Learn more at DIYCave.com. Wed, Jan. 4, 5:30pm.

DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $50.

DIY Welding Course Learn more at DIYCave.com. Thurs, Jan. 12, 8am. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $199.

Figure Drawing Salon Develop your skills

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at our live model figure drawing salon hosted

by Workhouse studio members Christian Brown and Abney Wallace. This drop-in salon features a live nude model. Tuesdays, 7-9pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347-5649080. $15.

TICKETS AVAILABLE AT German Conversation Group With a tutor to learn conversational German. Mondays, 7-8pm. In Sisters, various locations. 541-5950318. Cost is variable depending upon number of students.

Welding Workshop Visit DIYCave.com for more information. Wed, Jan. 4, 5:30pm and Wed, Jan. 11, 5:30pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $50.

Handmade Soap Workshop Learn the

Learn traditional rhythms, and experience the brain-enhancing, healing and joyful benefits of West African drumming from experienced teacher David Visiko. This is a beginner class open to anyone who has ever been drawn to drumming! Mondays, 5:30-6:30pm. Home Studio, 63198 NE de Havilland St. 541-760-3204. $15.

basics of cold process soap making, formulate your own recipe and make six personalized bars. Jan. 5, 6-8:30pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. theworkhousebend.com/ classes. $65.

IntenSati Saturday Mind-body cardio which

combines dance, yoga, kickboxing with powerful positive declarations. you can burn up to 800 calories in an hour! It is a powerful way of training your mind and body at the same time.

Saturdays, 11:30am-12:30pm. Through Jan. 28.

Get a Move On Studio, 63830 Clausen Dr. Suite 202. 541-531-6523. Free for first timers.

Intro to Photography: Kids Class In this 4-week series, students will learn the basic principals of photography through the exploration of street photography, landscape photography, portraiture and more! Students must have a camera and an iPad or iPhone will work great!

Early release Wed, January 11, 18, 25 plus Feb. 1. Ages 8-12. Jan. 11, 3-5:30pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. theworkhousebend.com/classes. $100.

Intro to Soap Making Learn the basics of

cold process soap making, formulate your own recipe and make six personalized bars. http:// bit.ly/2iRFweG. Jan. 5, 6-8:30pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. theworkhousebend.com/classes. $65.

Japanese Group Lesson We offer group lessons for both beginners and intermediate students for Japanese for all ages. Wednesdays, 5-6pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-6337205. $10 plus material fees.

Metal Lathe Learn more at DIYCave.com.

Jan. 10, 5:30pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541388-2283. $299.

Relaxation & Rejuvenation Class

Pre-registering encouraged. First class by donation by mentioning this group. Weekly on Mondays. enhance relaxation, positive focus, and inner awareness. Develop more ways to enhance relaxation and rejuvenation. Mon, Jan. 9, 10-10:45am and 12-12:30pm. Bend Golf & Country Club, 61045 Country Club Dr. 971-2176576. $8.

Oriental Palm Reading Discover how the brain, nerves, and lines connect in palmistry. Reservation required. Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, noon-5pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-383-5031. $20 an hour. Wed, 6-7pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-848-1255. $10.

Photography Workshop: Studio Lighting Basics With Tony Gambino. Tony is a professional portrait and wedding photographer and will be covering off camera flash lighting studio techniques. This is open to newbies or experienced photographers that don’t have much flash experience. Email eric@thenwcollective.com to register. Jan. 11, 6-8pm. The NW Collective, 558 SE Ninth St. 541-815-8869. $30.

Tai Chi A free Tai Chi class open to the Bend

Community centered on a gentle and basic form for Arthritis and Fall Prevention, but will introduce more aspects of Tai Chi as the class progresses. Tues-Thurs, 9:30-11am. Brooks Hall at Trinity Episcopal Church, 469 Wall St. 541-548-1086. Free.

Traversing Transition Casual facilitated meetings to work with transition. Normally, two Wednesdays a month. Trained facilitator Sandy Thompson (author “The Grace of Curves”) has led life of change-on-change. Eventually, learning to manage, even love, transition. She’s happy to share techniques and ideas. Wed, Jan. 11, 6:30-8pm. The Wilds, 30 SW Century Dr. Suite 120. 415-944-0471. Donation.

West African Drumming Level 1

West African Drumming Level 3 Build on your knowledge, technique, and performance skills. Teacher/troupe director David Visiko and members of Fe Fanyi study, practice and play joyfully. Thursdays, 7-8:30pm. Home Studio, 63198 NE de Havilland St. 541-760-3204. $15.

EVENTS

Community Healing Night Intuitive

readings, energetic healing, and bodywork in exchange for canned and dry foods in support of Neighbor Impact food bank. First Thursday of every month, 5-7pm. The Old Stone, 157 NW Franklin Ave. 541-389-1159.

Drawing Under the Influence Bring

paper, pen, creativity and draw under the influence! This DUI club is for anyone looking for some fun on a Sunday. Sundays, 6-9pm. JC’s Bar & Grill, 642 NW Franklin Ave.

Fix-A-Flat Bicycle Repair Class Check out our free class on how to fix a flat tire at Hutch’s Bicycles in Redmond. It’s something that we’ve all had to deal with, now it’s time to learn from the pros how to fix it. Plus, we’ll show you tips on preventing flats in the future!

First Saturday of every month, 11am-noon Hutch’s Bicycles of Redmond, 827 SW Seventh St., Redmond. 541-548-8200. Free.

Grassroots Cribbage Club Newcomers welcome. For info contact Sue at 541-382-6281.

Mondays, 6-9pm. Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. $1 to $13.

HOPE Food Bank Distribution Free

food for up to three pets for one month. Must be on government assistance or show proof of low income to qualify. Call The Bend Spay + Neuter Project for more information. Food is distributed on the first Saturday of each month.

First Saturday of every month, 10am. Bend Pet Express Westside, 133 SW Century Dr. 541-6171010.

Humane Society Wish List Fundraiser The Robson Insurance Agency has partnered

with the Humane Society of Central Oregon to help fulfill their wish list. All donations made at our office, through Feb 9th, will earn you a raffle ticket for a pair of tickets to the Feb 11th Jazz At Joe’s Concert. Through Feb. 9, 9am-5pm. The Robson Insurance Agency, 644 NE Greenwood Ave #1. 541-382-9111. Donations.

Open House We invite your family to get to know ours. Visit elementary, middle, and high school classrooms. Meet our inclusive community of teachers, parents, and students. Learn about our challenging academic and experiential program. See our campus expansion project and more! Jan. 8, 3-5pm. Cascades Academy, 19860 Tumalo Reservoir Rd. 541-382-0699.

Free.

OSF & Related Acronyms Wondering

about the Oregon Spotted Frog lawsuit? This is your opportunity get your questions answered.

Our presenter is U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service’s Field Supervisor, Bridget Moran. Bridget is the USFWS Bend Field Office buck-stops-here, go-to spotted frog manager for Central Oregon.

Jan. 9, 6:30-7:30pm. Deschutes Public Library (Brooks Room), 601 NW Wall St. 503-961-4528.

Free.

Preventative Walk-in Pet Wellness Clinic First come, first served. Vaccines,

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Join us & Guest Musician

microchips, toenail trims, and de-worming available. Service fees can be found at bendsnip.org.

Saturdays, 10am. Bend Spay & Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. A-1.

though your SELF (Source Energy Life Force).

Virtually painless while highly expansive. Thursdays, 6:30-8pm. Sol Alchemy Temple, 2150 NE Studio Rd. 541-390-8534. Free.

Snowshoe Nature Hike with a Ranger

Infant & Pregnancy Loss Support Group MISS Foundation peer-mediated support

SENIOR EVENTS

Senior Social Program Monday, Wednesday and Friday senior brunch will be served from 10-11am for $2. Social hour Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday social hours 10-1pm.

Closed Thursdays. Mondays-Wednesdays-Fridays, 10am-1pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-312-2069. Free to attend.

Foot Clinic for Seniors Clinic is performed by registered nurses. If interested, please call 541-312-2069 to reserve a spot. Second Monday of every month, 12-1:30pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. $15.

MEETINGS

Adelines’ Showcase Chorus Practice

For more information call Diane at 541-447-4756 or showcasechorus.org. Mondays, 6:30-9pm.

Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave.

Al-Anon Family Groups 12-step group for

friends and families of alcoholics. Check afginfo. org or call 541-728-3707 for times and locations.

Ongoing.

Alcoholics Anonymous If you want to

drink, that’s your business. If you want to stop, we can help. Call Alcoholics Anonymous. Hotline: 541-548-0440. Ongoing. Brooks Hall at Trinity Episcopal Church, 469 Wall St. 541-548-0440.

Bend Chamber Toastmasters Toastmas-

ters is a place to develop and grow your public speaking and leadership skills. Whether an executive, stay-at-home parent, college student or retiree, you will improve by giving better presentations and participating in meetings.

Wednesdays, noon-1pm. The Environmental Center, 16 NW Kansas Ave. Free.

BendUbs Car Club Monthly Meet Owners of all makes, models, and vintages of European cars are welcome to join our community of enthusiasts. The club’s Monthly Meets are held at Cascade Lakes Lodge on the second Sunday of every month. Visit bendubs.com or like us www.Facebook.com/bendubsCC for info on local events. Second Sunday of every month, 7-9pm.

Cascade Lakes Lodge, 1441 SW Chandler Ave. Suite 100. 541-325-2114. Free.

Central Oregon Infertility Support Group Peer-led support group for women (and

occasionally couples) struggling with infertility.

Meetings will be an open discussion format among peers. Second Tuesday of every month, 6:30pm. St. Charles Medical Center, 2500 NE Neff Rd. 541-604-0861. Free.

Cool Cars and Coffee All makes, models

welcome. Saturdays, 8am. C.E. Lovejoy’s Brookswood Market, 19530 Amber Meadow Dr.

Emotions Anonymous 12-step program.

(Use NW Kansas Ave. entrance) Wednesdays, 9:30-10:30am and Thursdays, 10:30-11:30am.

First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 954-562-8487. Free.

Epilepsy Support Group Meet up

Families and individuals struggling with a new epilepsy diagnosis or a life long experience with a seizure disorder. Third Sat., 4-5pm. St. Charles Heart & Lung Center Conference Room, 2500 NE Neff Rd. 503-360-6452. Free.

Evolutionary SELF-Healing Through

guided imagery, you’ll learn how to tap into your internal power. You are an expression of source

Sunday Celebration Service

group for months and fathers enduring the death of a child from any cause. Including, but not limited to: Infant/young child death, SIDS, stillbirth.

Second Wednesday, 7-8:30pm. Partners in Care, 2075 NE Wyatt Ct. 928-699-3355.

Lyme Disease Group of Central Oregon The group is for anyone fighting Lyme

Disease or anyone supporting the ones they love fighting Lyme disease. A place to share stories and learn from others including Lyme-literate doctor recommendations, diet, lifestyle, and thriving in life with Lyme Disease. There will also be demonstrations and speakers from the surrounding areas. Second Sunday of every month, 3:30-5pm. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-330-0334. Free.

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Tuesdays & Thursdays 9:45am to 10:45am TDS Dance Studio 1601 NW Newport Ave., Bend, OR taomysticalworld.com • 623-203-4883

Marijuana Anonymous Meeting Mari-

juana Anonymous is a fellowship of people who share our experience, strength, and hope with each other that we may recover from marijuana addiction. There are no dues or fees, each meeting is self-supporting through voluntary contributions. MA is not affiliated with any religious institutions. More info at madistrict11.org.

Mondays, 4:45-5:45pm. Serenity Lane, 601 NW Harmon Blvd. 503-567-9892. Free.

Membership 101 Whether you are new, existing, or a prospective Bend Chamber member, you can gain from learning how to make the benefits of chamber membership work for you. RSVPs are required. Please contact Shelley Junker at shelley@bendchamber.org or call 541382-3221. Jan. 10, 10-11am. Bend Chamber of Commerce, 777 NW Wall St. Suite 200. 541-3823221. Free.

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NAMI Depression & Bipolar Disorder Support Group Mondays, 7-9pm. First United

Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-4808269. Free.

Overeaters Anonymous Meeting

Mondays-noon-Saturdays, 9:30am and Thursdays-noon. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-306-6844. Free. Wednesdays, 4pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave. 541-306-6844. Free.

Socrates Cafe Group People from different

backgrounds get together and exchange thoughtful ideas and experiences while embracing the Socratic Method. Open to all comers. Second Thursday, 6-8pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-749-2010. Free.

Spanish Club Spanish language study and conversation group. All levels welcome. Thursdays, 3:30-5pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-749-2010. Free.

Italian Conversation Group Join our weekly informal Italian conversation group at Dudley’s. No textbooks, no homework, no instructor: just come and have fun. We welcome all skill levels from beginner to expert. Saturdays, 10-11:30am. Through Jan. 7. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541 749 2010. Free.

Women’s Cancer Support Group For the newly diagnosed and survivors of cancer. For information call: Judy, 541-728-0767. Candy, 907-209-8181. Thursdays, 1-3pm. Looking Glass Imports & Cafe, 150 NE Bend River Mall Dr. Suite 260. Free.

Young Professional Network We are excited to host the 2017 YPN kick-off event with Jones & Roth CPA. There will be raffle prizes, delicious appetizers from Bleu Bite Catering, beverages and some fun networking activities.

Jan. 11, 5-7pm. Jones & Roth CPA, 300 SW Columbia St. Suite 201. 541-382-3221. $10-$15 GA, $5-$10 Bend Chamber members. SW

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Snowshoe Nature tours on Mt. Bachelor with a Forest Service Naturalist Ranger. All interpretive programs focus on the ecology, geology and wildlife of the Cascades. Through March 31, 10-11:30am and 1:30-3pm. Mt. Bachelor, 13000 Century Dr. 541-383-5530. Free.

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Acro Yoga for the Whole Family Get fit and have fun while building strength, connection, trust, awareness and focus. Creative group asana, fun partner yoga, empowering flying pose.

All age kids are invited to bring their favorite adult! No experience in yoga necessary. Sun, Jan. 8, 2-3:30pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541-550-8550. $12-$15.

LEGO Family Block Party Kids plus one

Animal Adventures Age 3+ years. Live ani-

Pajama Party Age 0-5 years. Evening story

mals, stories, crafts with High Desert Museum.

Mon, Jan. 9, 10:15am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free. Age 3+ years. Live animals, stories, crafts with High Desert Museum. Tues, Jan. 10, 9:30am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free.

Age 2+ years. Live animals, stories, crafts with High Desert Museum. Tues, Jan. 10, 11:30am.

Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters.

Free.

Big Kids Yoga This class is for older kids who want to learn more of the fundamentals of yoga through more technical yoga games and a deeper exploration of postures and flow sequences.

Wednesdays, 4-5:30pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541-550-8550. $5-$6.

Science Story Time Age 3+ years. Stories

Kids Rock Choir Kids ages 12 and under with

Kids STEM Camp Age 6-8 years. Registration required. Explore science and technology through experiments and projects. Wed, Jan. 4, 2:30-3:30pm and Wed, Jan. 11, 2:30-3:30pm.

Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-617-7050. Free.

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Pre Ballet I/II Pre Ballet is offered for students 5-7 years old and is a great way to enhance self confidence and enthusiasm! In this program, children are introduced to technical ballet and expressive movement all while meeting the needs and limitations of this age range. Mondays, 11:15-12:15am. Through Feb. 6. Get a Move On Studio, 63830 Clausen Dr. Suite 202. 541-6477917. $12 drop in $10 with a friend.

Children’s Yoga: Movement & Music

only one goal: to have a great time singing their faces off! No training, experience, or long term commitment is required to join in. See website for locations: singbend.com/kids-rock-choir.

Mondays, 4:30-5:30pm. Various Locations Bend, Bend. 541-728-3798. $10.

5:30 Second Sons 6:30 Precious Byrd 8:30 Phases

time with songs, rhymes, crafts. PJs welcome!

Tues, Jan. 10, 6pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free. Age 0-5 years. Evening story time with songs, rhymes, crafts. PJs welcome! Wed, Jan. 11, 6:45pm.

Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free.

Saturday Stories Age 0-5 years. A fun early literacy story time. Sat, Jan. 7, 9:30am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free.

of learning, fun, and games all about birds for kids k-5th (but all ages welcome). Second Monday of every month, 3:45-5:15pm. Through May 8. The Environmental Center, 16 NW Kansas Ave. 541-480-6148. Free.

Friday February 17th

Ozobots. Jan. 11, 2-4pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free.

Jefferson or Crook County, must show proof of residency. Sundays, 10am-5:30pm. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Rd. 541-585-5000. $9.

Fledgling Fun Bird Class A fun afternoon

Second Sons, Precious Byrd, Phases, Jereme Morgan, Jo Mersa Marley, J Boog

Make Age 12-17 years. Explore coding with

Central Oregon Sundays For Deschutes,

Designed for children aged 4-8, this class is a playful way of introducing children to the miracles of movement, yoga and music. Mondays, 4-5pm. Bend Community Healing, 155 SW Century Dr. Suite 113. 541-322-9642. $10.

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gazillion LEGOs equals fun! Sat, Jan. 7, 1-2pm.

Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free.

and science with hands-on experiments. Fri, Jan. 6, 10:15am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free. Age 3+ years.

Stories and science with hands-on experiments.

Mon, Jan. 9, 10:30-11:30am. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free. Age 3+ years. Stories and science with hands-on experiments. Jan. 10, 4:30pm. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. Free.

Teen Advisory Board Age 12-17 years.

Decide programs, public service activities; lend your voice to projects. Wed, Jan. 4, 1:30pm.

Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free.

Winter Parent Toddler Classes The Chickadee class is a nurturing environment for toddlers and their caregivers to come and explore play in a Waldorf setting together. We will tell stories, play and prepare a healthy snack at each class. Repeats every Tuesday till 3/14.

Tuesdays, 9:30-11:30am. Through Jan. 10. Waldorf School of Bend, 2150 NE Studio Rd. Suite 2.

541-330-8841. $250 for 10 weeks. SW

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By Hayley Jo Murphy

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Book these shows now so you don’t miss out.

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DAVE EGGERS READ—Deschutes Public Library Foundation does it again with its vising author series. This January, it’s author Dave Eggers presenting.

Now in its fifth year, Author! Author! brings some of the country’s top authors to Bend for intimate presentations on the writing process, their current works and literature in general.

Eggers’ book, “A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius,” was a Pulitzer Prize finalist and “A Hologram for the King” was a finalist for the 2012 National Book Award. He is also the founder of the independent publishing company McSweeney’s. If you can’t make Eggers’ talk, author Anthony Doerr will be visiting in February and Siddhartha Mukherjee in April. // 7pm.

Bend High School, 230 NE Sixth St., Bend. $25.

Tickets available at dplfundation.org.

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ach of us keeps a demon inside. The devil on our shoulder isn’t someone that should be heeded all of the time (or even very often), but sometimes that pitchforked baddie gives us the courage to take on something a little too large for our better angels.

“Hand to God,” the latest production at 2nd Street Theater, takes the idea of the devil on our shoulder and makes it literal. Jason, Jessica and Timmy are three teenagers in a puppet workshop for their local church. Jason’s mother Margery is recently widowed and teaching the class to focus on busy work instead of her loss. Pastor Greg has feelings for Margery and is working on the best way to express those feelings. Meanwhile, Jason’s puppet Tyrone has taken on a vulgar and disturbing life of his own and is very possibly possessed by the devil.

Jason has feelings for Jessica, but is so painfully shy that speaking to her is almost an impossibility. At first, Tyrone is his voice to sing songs praising Jesus, but eventually becomes another personality entirely.

As funny and profane as some of the things Tyrone says are, there’s always an ambiguity to whether the puppet is actually possessed or if Jason is showing signs of mental illness.

All of the characters in the show are deeply unhappy and just searching for the right combination of words to make everything OK again.

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The cast of "Hand to God" finds humor in the darkness. Photos by Sandy Klein.

like she loves him again. His work as the increasingly unhinged Tyrone is also fantastic as he brings a dark and twisted Warner Brothers cartoon into disturbing and hilarious life.

“The moral of the show is that everyone has a moment where their religious, spiritual, or moral beliefs are tested.”

—SCOTT SCHULTZ “Hand to God” is a show where you find yourself uproariously laughing while also wincing in pain for the poor lost souls who make up the cast.

Tommy Kuchulis brings such beautiful sadness to Jason that we immediately empathize with this boy who doesn’t want to play with puppets anymore, instead wanting his mother to act

“The moral of the show is that everyone has a moment where their religious, spiritual, or moral beliefs are tested,” says director Scott Schultz.

“We all have moments where life seems to just pile it on us and causes us to have moments that cause us to lash out or question our very beliefs. It also showcases how easy it is for parents

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or other adults to miss the signs of mental illness or not see red flags that their child needs help.”

Even though “Hand to God” is an extremely funny show, the humor is drenched in a pitch black look at family and community. The show is definitely a comedy, but it’s got more than punchlines on its mind. “As a society we need to learn how to truly love and appreciate each other and accept our flaws,” says Schultz. “It’s so easy to blame one another as it is to blame the devil. ‘Love is love is love is love is love is love.’” SW "Hand to God"

Jan. 13-28, 7:30pm, matinees at 3pm 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave., Bend $16-$19 2ndstreettheater.com for tickets

MUSIC—Karl Denson, a phenomenal funk artist currently serving as the saxophonist for The Rolling Stones, will take a break to travel to Bend with his group Karl Denson’s Tiny Universe. Denson’s sax skills are legendary and this show will be as jazzy as it is funky. Word is audiences can expect super-charged covers of iconic artists such as the Beastie Boys, Prince and The White Stripes, plus originals. But don’t wait, because there’s a good chance this show will sell out in advance. // 9pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr., Bend. $25 adv., $30 door. Tickets available at bendticket.com.

June 15-18

4 PEAKS MUSIC FESTIVAL FESTIVAL—Celebrating its 10th anniversary, Central Oregon’s own 4 Peaks Music Festival is back and bigger than ever with a new location at Stevenson Ranch. 4 Peaks offers the festival environment while emphasizing a family-friendly atmosphere and kids under 10 are free. With over 20 bands, free camping and gorgeous views of the Cascades, 4 Peaks is a great way to kick off a summer of fun. Right now 4 Peaks is offering a holiday/end of the year ticket price for $145 till Jan. 13. This is a crazy low price for four days of camping, dancing and music. // Thursday, June 15–Sunday, June 18.

Stevenson Ranch, 21085 Knott Rd., Bend. $145 available till Jan. 13. SW

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By Brian Jennings Timing wasn’t perfect with the economy entering another tailspin. “Once again, this was an even bigger nut for us to crack.”

Production doubled. Sales doubled.

Accounts receivable and payable also doubled. “We knew we were on the hot seat. We had to make a lot of changes such as combining routes to generate income to make those payments.”

After absorbing Kilgore’s, Eberhard continued to manufacture products under two brand labels. But, by 1983, the company decided to join the Quality Checked Dairy Products Association and it began processing its products as "Eberhard’s Quality Checked." The new association provided the company with a competitive advantage in packaging and branding.

Where the Milk originates (besides the cow) Milk comes from two dairies in Central Oregon, sending tanker trucks

"We're really a very small dairy processing plant and the last dairy processing plant east of the Cascade -BOB EBERHARD Mountains."

Cottage cheese hit consumer shelves in May 1965, with fresh milk and ice cream coming in January 1967.

Growing Eberhard’s Dairy In 1969, Eberhard purchased a competing dairy in Bend, doubling production.

“It was a big nut for us to crack,” he said. Then, on Jan. 1, 1981, Eberhard purchased Kilgore’s Dairy in Redmond.

to the producing dairies to collect it. Other sources include the Oregon Milk Marketing Federation which contracts with large dairy producers in Southwest Washington. At midnight, tanker trucks are loaded and arrive at Eberhard’s by 5 a.m. The milk is processed that day, keeping bacteria counts at a minimum. Eberhard is proud to feature products with no

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Bob Eberhard has been supplying fresh dairy to Central Oregon since the mid-1960s. Photo by Brian Jennings.

added growth hormones.

“My favorite milk is one percent,” Eberhard says. “Cottage cheese is a favorite of mine. I’ve eaten butter all my life and ice cream.” He says you can manufacture as many flavors of ice cream as you want, but vanilla will still be 35 percent of sales.

Bob guided the Source Weekly through the dairy’s processing plant located on Evergreen Street—finishing the tour by taking us into his large freezer jammed with ice cream ready for shipment—a 70 x 70-foot room he described as “the largest and coldest spot in Central Oregon.”

Eberhard’s Future Eberhard is optimistic about the company’s future. “We’re really a very small dairy processing plant and the last dairy processing plant east of the Cascade Mountains.” Eberhard says

ARTWATCH: RUBBISH RENEWED

The Rubbish Renewed Eco Fashion Show is set for Jan. 12. Photos by Heaven McArthur.

What do you do at the end of a garbage heap of a year? You turn that trash into treasure, of course.

Now in its seventh year, Rubbish Renewed Eco Fashion Show tasks local artists, designers and makers to create

wearable art from stuff that might have otherwise been thrown away. Think dresses made from plastic bags, old Mt. Bachelor passes, math book covers, candy wrappers…the list of possible trash treasures is endless, really.

The Jan. 12 event is a fundraiser

growth is critical to survival. “If you’re not getting larger, then your cost of production becomes too high and you can’t be competitive.” He continued, “Our goal has been to always grow faster than the population.”

At supermarkets, roughly 10 percent of all sales are dairy product related. “If supermarket sales are going up, our sales are going up accordingly.

Another way we will grow is to expand our borders through distributors or wholesalers.” Distribution centers offer him a cheaper way of transporting products to many locations.

Eberhard also has marketing agreements with stores such as Ray’s supermarkets and Haggen’s, supplying them with customized products. And the company supplies dry curd cottage cheese to Chez Gourmet in Portland to make vegetarian burgers. “There is still opportunity for us to expand,” he says. SW

By Nicole Vulcan for Bend’s REALMS magnet school, featuring a live runway show of artist and student-created garments, a live auction of the garments, and a silent auction of other sustainable items.

There’s also a pop up marketplace featuring items from local artists, and drinks and food from local spots including Barrio.

“We are excited about the business challenge section of the runway show this year,” says event coordinator Amy Anderson. In that section, local businesses create garments made from waste from their own businesses—typically with the help of a designer, and compete for the event’s “trash trophy.”

Two runway shows—one all ages, and one for the 21+ crowd—happen throughout the night, and both usually sell out. The first runway show includes creations from local students hailing from 10 different schools.

Anderson says it’s exciting to see new

businesses and students from other schools participating.

“Our reach is beyond our school,” Anderson says in reference to REALMS, “so this touches far and wide.”

And in case you’re wondering, the event walks the walk in the quest to reduce waste. Last year, Anderson says the team walked away with about ¼ of a bag of trash for the entire event. SW

Rubbish Renewed Eco Fashion Show Thursday, Jan. 12 Midtown Ballroom 51 NW Greenwood Ave., Bend First show (all ages) Doors at 5pm Second show (21+) Doors at 7:30pm Students $10, Adults $20 Buy tickets at rubbishrenewed.com

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f the economic downturn at Boeing in Seattle in the early 1960s hadn’t occurred, Redmond’s Eberhard Dairy may not even exist today. Bob Eberhard was selling Dictaphones in Puget Sound and was concerned he wouldn’t weather the downturn. That was the catalyst for a young Eberhard to return home in August of 1964 to join the family business processing butter and dried milk products.

Much has changed since then.

When he joined the family business, Bob, who majored in business at Oregon State, said he wanted to expand. “What I wanted to do was become a full line processor of dairy products,” he now says.

It only took moments for his father to agree. Cottage cheese was the first new product introduction and there have been numerous since. To accommodate the manufacture of new products, the family began expanding the original creamery building in the fall of 1964.

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"I’ll always go out of my way to have Jubelale if I see that it’s on tap somewhere in the city.”

—HOMEBREWER, FRITZ PLATZKE

“I have never had a bad beer from Deschutes,” says Fritz Platzke, a homebrewer who makes sour ales out of his rowhouse in South Philly. “Especially this time of year, I’ll always go out of my way to have Jubelale if I see that it’s on tap somewhere in the city.”

One fun way to take in the local scene: The SEPTA Paoli/Thorndale train line, which starts near Temple University and extends 35 miles or so into the western suburbs. Stops include:

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hiladelphia is a boozy town. It’s been that way at least as far back as when Founding Father and craft cider nerd Benjamin Franklin wrote, “There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.”

The love for imbibing is symbolized by the Mummers Parade, the Mardi Gras-like string-band and public-intoxication festival that kicks off every New Year’s Day, and increasingly, it’s been bolstered by the huge number of breweries and bars around the city.

The brewpub movement, more than 15 years in the making, includes some Oregon name-dropping.

Deschutes Brewing has been distributing in the city since 2013, and a recent trip to the Khyber Pass Pub in the Old City neighborhood revealed a new keg of Dippy and the Equinox, a doubleIPA collaboration between Bend’s Boneyard Beer and the UK’s Siren Craft Brew.

Tired Hands is just one of many top-notch breweries in Philadelphia. Photo by Kevin Gifford.

Saint Benjamin Brewing (Kensington) Located in an old carriage house, Saint Benjamin opened the taproom last April, offering robust sandwiches to go with their equally robust lineup.

Go for Foul Weather Jack, an English mild ale that couldn’t have been better executed. Tons of malt flavor at only 4.5 percent ABV. Teresa’s Next Door (Wayne) Belgium has always enjoyed a strong influence on beer tastes around here, and Teresa’s is a cozy bar to enjoy it alongside some nice cheese or mussels.

Classics like Tripel Van de Garre and Chimay White share tap space with beer from new locals like Pizza Boy and Toolbox. (There’s also lots of Pliny the Elder, making a rare East Coast appearance.)

Tired Hands Brewing (Ardmore) Up there with De Garde in terms of beer-nerd street cred, Tired Hands turns this sleepy commuter suburb into a standing-room-only block party whenever owner Jean Broillet IV releases something new in cans. Drop into the Fermentaria production facility on a quieter day to check out all the offerings, from juicy IPAs to the Only Void imperial stout.

Victory Brewing (Downingtown) Central Oregon receives Victory’s Prima Pils...and that’s about it. That’s a poor way to learn about this brewery, however. It distributes to 34 states, boasts a wide fanbase across the region, and operates an absolutely enormous taproom in this town. A couple dozen things are on tap at all times. Try out DirtWolf, their award-winning IPA, or get exotic with the 14.3 percent Java Cask coffee bourbon stout. SW

FOOD & BEER EVENTS FOOD

Firkin Friday A different firkin each week. $3

Burger & Beer Night A Pronghorn burger and your choice of beer in Cascada. Thursdays, 5-9pm. Cascada Restaurant at Pronghorn, 65600 Pronghorn Club Dr. 541-693-5300. $16.

First Friday Come down to the shop and join

Prime Rib Dinner Night Sundays, 5-9pm.

Pronghorn Resort, 65600 Pronghorn Club Dr. 541-693-5300. $35.

BEER AND DRINK 90s TV Trivia Night Hosted by Bend Comedy.

21+. Free to play, prizes to win! Jan. 8, 7-9pm.

ATLAS Cider Co. Taproom, 550 SW Industrial Way Suite 190. 541-419-0111. Free.

firkin pints until it’s gone. Fridays, 4pm. Worthy Brewing, 495 NE Bellevue Dr. 541-639-4776.

us for the first First Friday of the year! Special wine selections from around the world. Jan. 6, 5-8pm. Elixir Wine Group, 550 SW Industrial Way, Suite 102.

Food Truck Fridays Flights, pints, fine

bratwurst, Belgian frites and European food truck cuisine provided by We’re The Wurst in a cozy and funky industrial brewery setting. Fridays, noon-7pm. Monkless Belgian Ales, 20750 High Desert Ln. Suite 107. 541-610-5098.

Geeks Who Drink Trivia Eight rounds of

eight questions each, including a music round,

an audio round, and a picture round. with gift certificates for the winning team and five bonus questions per night for additional prizes. Six person teams max. Tuesdays, 8-10pm. The Platypus Pub, 1203 NE Third St. 541-323-3282. Free.

Industry Night We, the service industry, work

too hard! Come celebrate your weekend every Monday night with half off pool and $1 off all your favorite drinks! Mondays, 5pm-midnight. Duda’s Billiard’s Bar, 1020 NW Wall St.

Whiskey Wednesday Join us in our lounge

for an evening dedicated to whiskey. Featuring drink specials, whiskey samples, delicious food, and a raffle with prizes! Wednesdays, 4-9pm.

Through Oct. 25. The Barrel Thief Lounge at Oregon Spirit Distillers, 740 NE First St. 541-5504747. No charge. SW

Sichuan delicacies are coming to Sisters.

A Sichuan Feast Didn’t get enough New Year in your New Year’s Eve? Or do you just want a way to eat delicious authentic Chinese food in a gorgeous setting?

The Suttle Lodge in Sisters has reopened and is ringing in Chinese New Year with a bang. Chef Rita You was the co-owner of the muchloved Lucky Strike restaurant on Hawthorne Boulevard in Portland.

Now that the restaurant is closed, she’s onto other endeavors—including cooking up a Sichuan feast for Central Oregonians to enjoy for Chinese New Year.

The Chinese New Year Feast includes Lucky Strike favorites including Dan Dan Noodles, Beans and Beans, Mapo Tofu and Spicy Dumplings. (Can we get some delivered here, like right now?!)

Served family style in the great room of the lodge, the evening also includes wines from Chehalem Wines and Elk Cove Vineyards… just in case you need a way to temper the spice that chef Rita is sure to bring. While you’re at it, make a night of it and stay in the lodge. (Driving after a delicious Sichuan meal not recommended.) SW

Chinese New Year Feast

Jan. 28, 6pm The Suttle Lodge & Boathouse 13300 U.S. 20, Sisters $35 adults; $17.50 kids; includes gratuity thesuttlelodge.com Reserve rooms by emailing info@suttlelodge.com or call (541) 638-7001

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A Little Night Music "La La Land" is cinema magic

By Jared Rasic

a few classic dance numbers that feel pulled straight from the heyday of classic Hollywood. Astaire and Garland would have been proud to star in this film. Yet the film is so much more than the sum of its parts.

This is the third film (after “Crazy, Stupid, Love” and “Gangster Squad”) where audiences watch Gosling and Stone slowly fall in love, and it’s still a delight to see. Their easygoing chemistry along with Damien Chazelle’s graceful camera work and Linus Sandgren’s lush cinematography turn “La La Land” into cinematic magic instead of two hours of forgettable artifice.

Chazelle proved himself a gorgeously fluid writer/director with “Whiplash.”

Here he does something altogether different by giving us constant glimpses of beauty instead of wallowing in psychological pain. “La La Land” doesn’t just celebrate love while surrounded by song and dance, as there’s something quite melancholy at its core. The film

The very simply-drawn yet incredibly nuanced script makes us love Sebastian and Mia like family. Their tribulations hurt us just as much as their triumphs make our spirits soar.

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try to go into films wide open, hoping to love each one I see. I take no pleasure in ripping a movie to shreds, because the amount of work that goes into making them is staggering and no one intends to make a terrible film. Still, I wasn’t quite sold on “La La Land.” I thought the entire thing looked like pretentious homage more than a story worth telling. In spite of my usual openness, I was ready to tear this one to shreds.

Within the first five minutes I saw how wrong I was.

The story that “La La Land” is telling is a simple one. Ryan Gosling plays Sebastian, a struggling jazz musician who can barely pay the bills while remaining true to himself. Emma Stone is Mia, a struggling actress starting to think she’s not good enough to make it. The two of them keep having antagonistic run-ins with each other that barely can be described as a “meet-cute.”

Yes, Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling are perfect. Stupidly, wonderfully perfect.

Gosling and Stone aren’t just pretty faces to hang some good musical numbers on. Instead they breathe life into two characters who want things to work out so badly that they suffer for their art every day. The very simplydrawn yet incredibly nuanced script makes us love Sebastian and Mia like family. Their tribulations hurt us just as much as their triumphs make our sprits soar.

From the show-stopping opening number on an L.A. freeway to a sweetly-heartfelt soft shoe on Mulholland

Drive, “La La Land” isn’t just a movie for lovers of musicals; it’s also a movie for lovers of humanity. The film is a perfect Christmas/New Year’s/Inauguration gift, spending almost its entire running time focused on things that bring us together instead of choices that keep us apart. SW "La La Land"

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had a pretty terrible stepfather growing up; a redneck cop who spent his free time encouraging me not to read, think or grow. When I moved out, I carried this weird mixture of fear and rage with me. I eventually grew up and tried to let it go. I barely think about him anymore, but whenever I do, I still feel my blood boil.

The point of all that autobiographical crap was to preface me telling you that “Fences” absolutely wrecked me from top to bottom. I’m talking ugly crying in a theater filled with strangers and wiping the tears out of my beard before stepping into the lobby wrecked. Now when I think of that man that I spent more than half of my life hating, I only feel sadness, not for me, but for him.

Based on the Pulitzer Prize-winning play by August Wilson, “Fences” tells the story of Troy Maxson, his wife, Rose, and their son, Cory. Troy’s older brother, Gabe, best friend, Bono, and

oldest son, Lyons, all dance in and out of the story, but the core are those three characters.

Troy loves the sound of his own voice and holds court in any room he enters. He is easy to smile, but his smile hides bitterness for the life he thinks he should have had. He played baseball in the Negro baseball league, only to be kept out of the Majors by racism and age. Now he’s a garbage man and seething underneath his good humor. His relationship with Cory is strained, to say the least, and I couldn’t help but see so much of my childhood in their battles.

Denzel Washington’s smile is one of the most beautiful and expressive in Hollywood, so watching him channel so much pain and bitterness through it is haunting. This isn’t just the best performance of Washington’s career, but easily the performance of the year.

Viola Davis brings so much power and gravity to the role of Rose that watch-

Denzel Washington, right, builds a fence to keep the world out.

ing her and Washington spar with each other is absolutely magnetic.

“Fences” is an outright masterpiece and it helped me through my stuff. My baggage feels lighter—and even though writing this review made me cry all over again, they’re good tears. This is why movies are important. SW

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ASSASSIN'S CREED: Films based on video games are notoriously terrible and reviews for “Assassin's Creed” show that the trend hasn't changed much. With a cast featuring Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard, Jeremy Irons and Michael K. Williams (Omar from “The Wire”), it's a shame that nothing more could have come from this cast of talented people. Constant CGI recreations of 15th Century Spain make for a phony adventure that relies on technology instead of talent. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

COLLATERAL BEAUTY: Will Smith plays a grieving father who writes letters to death, time and love. When all three come to visit him, he must make the choice whether to sink further into depression or find his way to the light. The trailers are super goofy, but even when the movies are terrible, Will Smith is always worth watching. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX FENCES: Denzel Washington stars and directs

the film version of August Wilson's Pulitzer Prize-winning Broadway production. Washington plays a garbage collector in 1950s Pittsburgh, still bitter about his failed baseball career. His relationship with his son and wife makes for one of the most powerful family dramas of the last few decades. This is the best Washington has been in years. See full review, pg 27. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

HUNTER GATHERER: Starring the great Andre Royo (Bubbles from “The Wire”), “Hunter Gatherer” tells the story of a man in his 40s getting out of prison after a three-year bid.

Everything he expected to be waiting for him is gone, so he strikes up a new friendship and tries to make the best of things. At turns bittersweet and powerful, this is the role that fans of Royo have been waiting for. Tin Pan Theater LA LA LAND: Director Damien Chazelle (“Whiplash”) takes his incredible eye and style and puts it into making a throwback to Hollywood musicals of the 1940s-50s. Ryan Gosling plays a focused jazz musician who falls in love with Emma Stone, a struggling actress trying to make ends meet. With flawless direction, lovely performances and a few classic musical numbers, “La La Land” is one of the most talked about films of the year for a very good reason. See full review, pg 27. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX LION: A young boy named Saroo gets lost on a train taking him thousands of miles away from home. Saroo struggles to survive alone on the streets until he's adopted by a kindly Australian couple. Then 25 years later, Saroo (Dev Patel) attempts to find his lost parents and home with the help of Google Earth. While that might sound like an ad for the app, “Lion” is a lovely little film about what home really means to those who don't have one. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX MANCHESTER BY THE SEA: For those looking for adult entertainment, “Manchester by the Sea” is an emotional powerhouse. Casey Affleck gives the performance of his career as Lee Chandler, a broken man whose brother dies and leaves him as the guardian to his 16-yearold nephew. Sisters Movie House

OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY: The trailer

(AND TITLE!) sell exactly what you're going to get from this movie: a big, dumb, fun comedy filled with actors you love to watch goofing around.

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PASSENGERS: Jennifer Lawrence and Chris

Pratt star as two attractive handsomes in sleep stasis aboard a ship headed across the galaxy, taking a chunk of the human race to a new home planet. The problem: They're both awake about 100 years too early and can't go back to sleep.

Reviews say there are some pretty problematic and morally dubious choices in the film, but trailers make the film look like a fun sci-fi romantic ride. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX | Sisters Movie House | Redmond Cinema

ROGUE ONE: Not sure if you guys have heard of this one. It's a little indie space opera about a rag tag group of rebel insurgents who take on a dark and twisted empire hellbent on ruling the galaxy. While it takes a little time to get used to the entirely new set of characters, the final 30 minutes are some of the most emotionally powerful and intense sequences in Star Wars history.

For people who thought “The Force Awakens” was a little too goofy and beholden to “A New Hope,” this adds some gritty originality to the franchise. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX | Sisters Movie House | Redmond Cinema SING: With a vocal cast featuring Matthew

McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon, Seth MacFarlane, Scarlett Johansson, John C. Reilly, Nick Offerman, Nick Kroll and a dozen other great names, “Sing” should be a slam dunk. Since the story follows a bunch of anthropomorphic animals as they enter a singing competition, the film covers its bases for folks waiting for the next season of “The Voice” to start. This looks like clean, wholesome family entertainment. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX | Sisters Movie House | Redmond Cinema

THE EAGLE HUNTRESS: This gorgeously shot documentary follows a 13-year-old girl as she trains to become the first female in 12 generations to become an eagle hunter in rural Kazakhstan. If this were just a movie, it would be powerful and fascinating, but as a documentary, it's breathtaking. The cinematography is some of the finest that has ever been put on film and the story will be a timeless classic. Tin Pan Theater | Sisters Movie House WHY HIM?: Bryan Cranston and the incredible

Megan Mullally play a pair of disapproving parents meeting their daughter's fiance for the first time. Since the fiance is played by James Franco, a bizarre tech billionaire, it makes sense why they might not be extremely stoked about their daughter shacking up with that guy. Reviews aren't great, but the trailers look pretty funny.

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Making Waves

Testing the waters for long-term wave energy

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The History of Wave Energy Wave energy is no new thing. Batten says there were wave energy converters in California in the late 1800s, but with smaller populations and abundant hydro in the region, wave energy didn’t really take off. Today though, 50 percent of America’s population—and a large

Graphic courtesy of Oregon State University

How the Test Facility Will Work Wave energy developers will place their technologies at the test site and connect to cables buried underwater.

The electricity generated would be transmitted back to the coast and connected to a “utility connection and monitoring facility.” At that point, the amount of electricity will be recorded along with the environmental conditions, then conditioned and fed to the electrical grid.

“It just makes sense to me. As we move forward it will become more incumbent to move away from fossil fuels and to move toward renewable sources. Wave energy appears to be such a promising renewable energy source to add to the —BELINDA BATTEN portfolio.” percentage of the world’s population— lives within 50 miles of a coastline. That makes for one of the “last frontiers” of renewable energy, Batten says.

“If we could find ways that are cost effective to harness wave energy, then that can provide a very resilient renewable energy source,” she told us.

Wave energy is thought to be resilient because of its predictability and the fact it is consistently available.

“Solar is very predictable but it goes away at night. Wind energy isn’t very predictable and it can go away fairly quickly,” Batten states. For that reason, she says, wave energy has great advantages if the cost becomes competitive.

Batten says the test facility will be permitted to connect up to 20 wave energy converters. “That’s a pretty big step for the industry,” she says. Batten also says OSU has been contacted by numerous wave tech developers wanting to test their technology. The facility will be licensed to produce up to 20 megawatts of electricity, with the potential to power thousands of homes.

If the technology proves successful, Batten says she expects the industry will first employ it in areas such as Alaska or Hawaii where the cost of energy is high.

Would there be much wave energy application in Oregon and Washington’s future? Not unless something

At top is a diagram detailing ocean wave research, and some of the equipment used show above.

changes, according to Batten, because of the region’s cheaper hydro power.

The rollout would first be to areas where energy costs are higher, such as California. Still, Batten expects wave energy to become more cost effective over time, allowing it to better compete with other renewable forms of energy.

Leading the Research With the grant, Batten says the OSU facility will become a world leader in testing wave energy. While Australia has a small energy converter in operation, she says there are no commercial applications at present. Another premier test facility online is the Euro-

pean Marine Energy Center located in Orkney, Scotland, which has partnered with OSU for this grant.

Batten says the Scotland facility has been a “huge help” to the University and its other grant partners, including the University of Washington and the University of Alaska­—Fairbanks, where researchers see great promise for the technology.

“It just makes sense to me. As we move forward it will become more incumbent to move away from fossil fuels and to move toward renewable sources. Wave energy appears to be such a promising renewable energy source to add to the portfolio.” SW

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regon fishermen know the coastal waters better than anyone—and that’s probably why they’ve been tapped to help locate a site ideal for turning ocean waves into electricity.

In December, Oregon State University’s National Marine Renewable Energy Center was awarded $40 million by the U.S. Department of Energy to construct a wave energy test facility six nautical miles off the coast of Newport.

With the help of fishermen, the offshore site was chosen as a location with minimal conflict but still offering energetic waves. Administrative offices will be located at the Mark O. Hatfield Marine Science Center in Newport, offering an expanded wave energy education program for the public.

“This will be the most advanced wave energy test facility in the world,” said Belinda Batten, director of the Northwest National Marine Renewable Energy Center and professor of engineering at OSU. Batten says the facility should be operational by 2020. “Developers of wave energy converters should then be able to come in and test their technologies in the facility and really get an understanding of how wave energy converters perform,” she says.

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Each Thursday in January learn how to cross country ski with Central Oregon Community College.

ATHLETIC CORK Hot Chocolate Run Enjoy a lovely,

rolling 5-mile loop, followed by hot chocolate and tasty treats. Friendly dogs on leash are welcome.

We meet at the picnic shelter by the restrooms.

Sun, Jan. 8, 9am. Shevlin Park, 18920 Shevlin Rd. Free.

DanceFit A high cardio dance fitness class that uses hip-hop and pop music with combination of dance and fitness moves to give you a full body workout! Mondays-Wednesdays-Thursdays, 7-8pm. Through Feb. 6. Get a Move On Studio, 63830 Clausen Dr. Suite 202. 541-420-1164. $7.

Debunking Common Myths about Youth Athletes Youth athletes are dogged by

questions about how to eat, whether they should specialize, if strength training is good...Get good answers to burning questions from Kyle Will, Bend High Track Coach and personal trainer.

Jan. 12, 7-8pm. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541317-3568. Free, please RSVP.

FootZone’s 10k Training Group Begins

If you’re looking for a way to be fit in the New Year, are able to complete 3 miles, and would like to train for a 10K, this is your group! Learn about proper training, injury prevention, and nutrition to improve not only your running but also your overall health. Jan. 7, 8-10am. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. $65-$75.

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Pub Run to Sunriver Brewing Join

FootZone and Cascade Relays for a pub run to Sunriver Brewing in Bend! Complimentary beverages and snacks await you after a 3-5 mile fun run. Strollers, friendly dogs, and all paces are welcome. Jan. 9, 5:30-7pm. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free, please RSVP.

Weekly Steel Ride Break out that cool retro steel bike and ride with friends along a 30-mile loop on sweet roads to the east of Bend. This ride is open to all, steel bikes are suggested. Pace will be medium, there will be two regroup stops.

Route will be marked. Meet at Bend Velo Bike Shop. Fridays, 6-7:45pm. Bend Velo Bike Shop, 1212 NE First St. 541-382-2453. Free.

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Promoting outings, enhancing training and experience, and expanding a sense of community among Central Oregon mountaineering enthusiasts are the goals of Cascades Mountaineers.

Join monthly meetings to discuss recent outings and plan new outings. Second Thursday of every month, 7-9pm. Silver Moon Brewing, 24 NW Greenwood Ave. Free.

Cross Country Skiing Ski to vistas, meadows and through forests to sno-park shelters and learn about the flora, fauna, cultural and natural history of our beautiful Central Oregon Cascades. This class is designed for advanced beginners through intermediate level skiers with a solid base of physical fitness. Each Thursday till 1/26. Begins Jan. 12, 9am-2pm. COCC Chandler Lab (off-campus), 1027 NW Trenton Ave. 541-383-7270. $129.

FootZone Noon Run Order a Taco Stand

burrito when you leave and we’ll have it when you return. Meet at FootZone for a 3 to 5 mile run.

Wednesdays-noon. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

Moms Running Group All moms welcome with or without strollers. 3-4.5 mile run at 8-12 minute mile paces. This is a fun and encouraging group for moms of all running levels. Runs occur rain or shine. Thursdays, 9:30am. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

Move it Mondays We occasionally carpool for a trail run, light-permitting. Runs are between 3-5 miles, paces between 7 and 12-minute miles can be accommodated. Mondays, 5:30pm. FootZone, 842 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free.

Snowshoeing for Beginners Learn how to choose the right gear, the right clothing and the right route for a successful trip on the snow.

Demo gear, review the ten essentials and make a plan to get out in the snow this year. Presented by Jess of JessBFit. Jan. 7, 10:30am-noon.

Empowered Strength, 361 SE Logsden St. Suite 100. 503-446-0803. $15.

Snowshoeing in the Cascades Snowshoe across meadows and through forests to shelters or mountain vistas. Learn about the wildlife, cultural and natural history of our beautiful Central Oregon Cascades. Approximately 5-6 miles.

Each Tuesday till 1/24. Jan. 10, 9am-3pm. COCC Chandler Lab (off-campus), 1027 NW Trenton Ave. 541-383-7270. $89.

Walk Up Pilot Butte Join JessBFit for this breathtaking walk up Pilot Butte. Stick around after the walk to learn how to use the pull-up bar station at the trail head for strength training and stretching. A great way to start the New Year!

Tuesdays, 8-9am. Pilot Butte State Park, Pilot Butte State Park. 503-446-0803. Free.

Wednesday Night Group Runs Join us

Wednesday nights for our 3-5 mile group runs, all paces welcome! This is a great way to get exercise, fresh air, and meet fellow fitnatics and start the New Year off right! Wednesdays, 6-7:30pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. 541-389-1601. Free. SW

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Natural World

Watching for strange birds and other things

By Brian Jennings West will winter in Mexico and Costa Rica, and each will return to their northern location to breed with other osprey from that same area.

(Which reminds me, migrating owls, hawks and other raptors that make an attempt to hunt the grassy fields between airfield runways are not very popular with airport safety officials for obvious reasons; they could and every so often do have unwanted contact with airplanes. I have a pal who traps stray raptors at the Portland airport, bands them and takes them hundreds of miles away to release them safely.)

Joining Oregon Birders Online (orbirds.org) will give you a great look at what birds are located throughout Oregon.

If you decide you want to go for a day of birding on your own, say from Bend to Christmas Valley and back, you can have a blast. Take your binocs, scope and camera, pack a lot of food, water and emergency supplies.

Central Oregon since records have been kept), and our very common osprey are exceptions. Hawk owls come to visit from Canada, and go home alone (as far as I know). Osprey do the same.

Even though osprey raised at Crane Prairie fly right over osprey living in California and Mexico year-round, they don’t mix. Osprey researchers have observed migrating birds fly right over resident osprey without stopping to say hello. Osprey from all over the

Right now there’s a mocking bird running around on the coast in Newport that makes one wonder why it’s there and if it’s alone.

A Christmas Valley Tour If you decide you want to go for a day of birding on your own, say from Bend to Christmas Valley and back, you can have a blast. Take your binocs, scope and camera, pack a lot of food, water and emergency supplies. If you run it in winter, you’ll see winter raptors

galore, especially some gorgeous rough-legged hawks from the Arctic Circle. Be sure to pay attention to magpies and ravens; it’s they who find food first in winter, especially road kills. Eagles watch for them, as they know that where magpies and ravens are grouped together they’ll find food.

The trip will probably reveal a few coyotes, sage grouse, jack rabbits, and maybe a badger, and if you stop at Benjamin Lakes there may be a few strange water birds, especially in fall months. When you’re passing lavas and rimrock, watch for big horned sheep and mountain goats. And please, leave the firearms at home. When you get home, please send me an email of what you observed.

Geology in Venator Canyon If you want to see some spectacular Oregon geology, Venator Canyon along Highway 395 is the place. Layer after layer of basalt lava and ash flows, ancient lake deposits and other geological events are set out before you. If you pull off on the wide spot shoulders and look at the canyon walls you’ll see several of the golden eagle nesting sites my wife Sue and I check for production every nesting season.

You can’t see it from that spot on Hwy 395, but west of the highway there’s one of the worst hazardous chemical deposits our beautiful state of Oregon has ever dumped on them.

Back in the ‘60s the chemical companies in Portland contracted to get rid of chemicals they didn’t know

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what to do with. Thousand of leaking drums of the stuff, stacked on pallets, were dropped onto the Alkali Lake bed. (Before that, they dumped the drums in the Yamhill Landfill and got busted for it.) The Environmental Quality Department “solved the problem” at Alkali Lake by burying the stuff—out of sight, out of mind—but it’s all still there, leaking who knows what into what some people have the audacity to call Oregon’s “Useless Country.”

One of the most rewarding birding trips I took when I was running science programs for the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry back in the ‘60s was from Portland to Central Oregon via Warm Springs, then north from Madras and back to OMSI, via Wasco County and the Columbia River Gorge. The variety of wildlife was well worth the time and gasoline. When I meet those wonderful OMSI graduates today they often start with, “Remember the trips we took…” SW

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inter is survival and distribution time for many species of wildlife, not only a time for most wildlife that wander and migrate the season to survive, but also the time for seeing new country—some of which may turn out to be their new home.

The short-eared owl is a good example. The one seen in the photo here could have come from as far north as Alaska, or up from California.

I happened to meet up with it in 1963, where it was perched on a fencepost near the Portland Airport.

Birds visiting in winter will sometimes pick up one of their kind who was raised here and take it back “home” with them, and vice versa.

However…the very rare and headliner hawk owls (two of which have visited

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buyers willing to brave the elements are more serious and therefore more likely to make an offer on a property.

January is also a common month for people to make changes such as retirement, job transfers, etc., which can bring new buyers to the area as well as new sellers. Serious buyers are more likely to make an offer on a property they want to see. People who need to sell their homes and find a new home could likely be starting to search earlier for a new home which means beating the heavier spring and summer traffic.

Given our current market conditions of low inventory and high demand, it seems like January to March could be good months to sell a home in Bend.

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Lot Listing $64,500 2648 NE 6th Dr, Redmond, OR Residential building lot located in a quiet Northeast Redmond neighborhood. Diamond Bar Ranch.

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Shevlin Landing MLS#201610740 - $764,990 • Address: 62700 NW Imbler Ct. – Lot 18 • 4 beds, 3 baths, on one level with 2 ensuites info@shevlinlanding.com / www.shevlinlanding.com Listed by Shevlin Landing

Shevlin Landing MLS#201610639 - $688,990 • Address: 62704 NW Imbler Ct. – Lot 19 • 3 beds, 3 baths, on a single level with a modern look info@shevlinlanding.com / www.shevlinlanding.com Listed by Shevlin Landing

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Winter is also typically when the inventory of homes for sale drops. The winter months can be a great time for sellers because the lower inventory means less competition. Coupled with our continuing high demand, this translates into an ideal seller’s market with the potential of getting a higher price and quicker sale.

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In “senior dating,” how, and how soon, do you suggest I disclose my ED? I’m 77, and this woman I’m seeing is 60ish.

—Man Of Yore

When I was 13, I could read a book from across the room. These days, it’s sometimes hard to make out the words on those ginormous highway signs unless I let my Leader Back in seventh grade, erections were easy Dog take the wheel.

Lucky for me, nobody snickers that I’m to get—especially when you were standing in front of the class giving your oral report less of a woman because I have less-thanperfect eyesight. And it’s pretty stupid that on Harriet Tubman.

A penis is generally at its peppiest when we attach that baggage to the aging penis. a man’s in his teens and 20s (before genes We don’t expect a 1939 Studebaker to drive and/or years of bad living narrow the arter- like a 2016 BMW. (And hey…where’s the ies from superhighways to single-file foot- backup camera on this thing?!)

To say you aren’t alone is something of paths). That’s because erections are blood flow-powered—ultimately, anyway. They an understatement. In reviewing survey start in the brain in response to a thought data from men 75 or older, UCLA urology or something from the environment—like professor Christopher Saigal found that 77.5 being touched or seeing the hot neighbor percent reported experiencing some degree of erectile dysfunction—the inability to “get bending over in yoga pants.

Nitric oxide gets released and starts a and keep an erection adequate for satisfacchemical reaction that relaxes smooth muscle tory intercourse.” And 47.5 percent have in the penis, allowing blood vessels to dilate: a complete inability to achieve liftoff. (P.S. “Open up! Party time!” Then, sex researcher This isn’t exactly a secret to women who Dr. Robert Kolodny explains, “an increased date 70-something men.)

Unfortunately, the reality for aging amount of blood flows into the penis, where it is trapped in three spongy cylinders that penises goes poorly with the ridiculous run the length of the organ. The resulting belief many people have that intercourse is fluid pressure is what causes the penis to the only “real” sex. However, sex therapist Dr. Marty Klein observes that ultimately, increase in size…and to become rigid.”

There’s an elastic fibrous membrane— “what most people say they want from sex the tunica albuginea—that keeps the blood is some combination of pleasure and closein the penis. And this thing being leaky— ness.” You can give that to a woman—even kind of like a submarine hatch with a bad if, at 77, everything on you is stiff but the one seal—is just one of the things (along with part you’d like to be.

That’s what you need to convey. But don’t narrowed arteries, anxiety, endocrine problems, smoking, and diabetes, among others) sit there in the bright lights of the diner and that can cause a penis to stay floppy or get be all, “Let’s talk about my penis…” Wait till there’s a makeout moment, and after you wilty.

Using a pharmaceutical erection helper kiss a bit, pause the action. In telling her, is basically like calling in a plumber when consider that you set the tone for whether the shower pressure isn’t what it used to your situation is some shameful thing or be. It doesn’t make a man the least bit more “just one of those things.” Humor tends to attracted to a woman or more into sex than express the latter pretty well—like “I have a he’d otherwise be. It just relaxes the smooth pet name for my penis. It’s Rip Van Winkle, muscle and increases blood flow, making because he’s been out cold since the Bush the, um, cadet more likely to report for duty. administration.”

Explain all of this to your girlfriend. Then tell her how beautiful and sexy you find her, and tell her again. And keep telling her— with regularity. Men don’t quite understand how much this means to a woman. When a woman believes her man finds her attractive, it helps her feel loved and secure. That reassurance—combined with being clued in on the mechanics of the manpart— should help your girlfriend understand that there’s no reason to take your pill popping personally. The pipes just need a little help; it isn’t the penis version of “Groundhog Day”— with the little feller peeking out, deciding the landscape is hopeless, and going back into hiding.

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20Feb. 18): When it’s summer in the Northern Hemisphere, the birds known as arctic terns hang out in Greenland and Iceland. Before the chill sets in, they embark on an epic migration to Antarctica, arriving in time for another summer. But when the weather begins to turn too cold there, they head to the far north again. This is their yearly routine. In the course of a lifetime, a single bird may travel as far as 1.25 million miles—the equivalent of three roundtrips to the moon. I propose that you make this creature your spirit animal in 2017, Aquarius. May the arctic tern inspire you to journey as far as necessary to fulfill your personal equivalent of a quest for endless summer.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In June 1962, three prisoners sneaked out of the Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary, located on an island in San Francisco Bay. Did they succeed in escaping? Did they swim to safety through the frigid water and start new lives abroad? No one knows. Law enforcement officials never found them. Even today, though, the U.S. Marshals Service keeps the case open, and still investigates new evidence when it comes in. Are there comparable enigmas in your own life, Pisces?

Events in your past that raised questions you’ve never been able to solve? In 2017, I bet you will finally get to the bottom of them.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Light, electricity, and magnetism are different expressions of a single phenomenon. Scottish scientist and mathematician James Clerk Maxwell (1831-1879) was the first to formulate a theory to explain that startling fact. One of the cornerstones of his work was a set of 20 equations with 20 unknowns. But a younger scientist named Oliver Heaviside decided this was much too complicated. He recast Maxwell’s cumbersome theory in the form of four equations with four unknowns. That became the new standard. In 2017, I believe you Aries will have a knack akin to Heaviside’s. You’ll see the concise essentials obscured by needless complexity. You’ll extract the shining truths trapped inside messy confusions.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “The thornbush is the old obstacle in the road,” wrote Franz Kafka.

“It must catch fire if you want to go further.” Let’s analyze this thought, Taurus. If it’s to be of maximum use for you in 2017, we will have to develop it further. So here are my questions. Did Kafka mean that you’re supposed to wait around passively, hoping the thornbush will somehow catch fire, either through a lucky lightning strike or an act of random vandalism? Or should you, instead, take matters into your own hands—douse the thornbush with gasoline and throw a match into it? Here’s another pertinent query: Is the thornbush really so broad and hardy that it blocks the whole road? If not, maybe you could just go around it.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The fictional character Scott Pilgrim is the hero of Bryan Lee O’Malley’s series of graphic novels. He becomes infatuated with a “ninja delivery girl” named Ramona Flowers, but there’s a complication. Before he can win her heart, he must defeat all seven of her evil ex-lovers.

I’m sure your romantic history has compelled you to deal with equally challenging dilemmas, Gemini. But I suspect you’ll get a reprieve from that kind of dark melodrama in 2017. The coming months should be a bright and expansive chapter in your Book of Love.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): The creature known as the short-eared elephant shrew is typically four inches long and weighs a little more than one

ounce. And yet it’s more genetically similar to elephants than to true shrews. In its home habitat of southern Africa, it’s known as the sengi. I propose we regard it as one of your spirit animals in 2017. Its playful place in your life will symbolize the fact that you, too, will have secret connections to big, strong influences; you, too, will have natural links with powerhouses that outwardly don’t resemble you.

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I thought of you when I read a tweet by a person who calls himself Vexing Voidsquid. “I feel imbued with a mysterious positive energy,” he wrote, “as if thousands of supplicants are worshipping golden statues of me somewhere.” Given the astrological omens, I think it’s quite possible you will have similar feelings on regular occasions in 2017. I’m not necessarily saying there will literally be golden statues of you in town squares and religious shrines, nor am I guaranteeing that thousands of supplicants will telepathically bathe you in adoration. But who cares how you’re imbued with mysterious positive energy as long as you are?

I see my former selves, numerous as the trees,” writes Leo poet Chase Twichell. I’m sure that’s an experience you’ve had yourself. Do you find it comforting? Does it feel like being surrounded by old friends who cushion you with nurturing familiarity? Or is it oppressive and claustrophobic? Does it muffle your spontaneity and keep you tethered to the past? I think these are important questions for you to meditate on in 2017. It’s time to be very conscious and creative about shaping your relationships with all the people you used to be.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “’Life experience’ does not amount to very much and could be learned from novels alone…without any help from life.” So said Nobel Prize-winning author Elias Canetti, who was born in Bulgaria, had British citizenship, and wrote in German. Although his idea contradicts conventional wisdom, I am presenting it for your consideration in 2017. You’re ready for a massive upgrade in your understanding about the nature of reality—and firsthand “life experience” alone won’t be enough to ensure that.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I am rooting for you to be flagrantly unique in 2017. I vehemently want you to be uninhibited about expressing your deepest, rawest, hottest inclinations. In this spirit, I offer the following four rallying cries: 1. “Don’t be addicted to looking cool, baby!” - my friend Luther. 2. Creative power arises when you conquer your tendency to stay detached. - paraphrased from poet Marianne Moore. 3. If you want to be original, have the courage to be an amateur. - paraphrased from poet Wallace Stevens. 4. “In the beginner’s mind there are many possibilities, in the expert’s mind there are few.” - Zen teacher Shunryu Suzuki.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “There is a desperation for unknown things,” wrote poet Charles Wright, “a thirst for endlessness that snakes through our bones.” Every one of us has that desperation and thirst from time to time, but no one feels the pull toward perplexing enchantments and eternal riddles more often and more intensely than you Scorpios. And according to my astrological meditations on your life in 2017, you will experience this pull even more often and with greater intensity than ever before. Is that a problem? I don’t see why it should be. In fact, it could make you sexier and smarter than ever—especially if you regard it as a golden opportunity to become sexier and smarter than ever.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I hope you will seek out a wide range of intoxicating experiences in 2017. The omens predict it. Fate sanctifies it. I hope you will gracefully barrel your way through the daily whirl with a constant expectation of sly epiphanies, amusing ecstasies, and practical miracles. There has rarely been a time in your life when you’ve had so much potential to heal old wounds through immersions in uncanny bliss. But please note: The best of these highs will NOT be induced by drugs or alcohol, but rather by natural means like sex, art, dancing, meditation, dreamwork, singing, yoga, lucid perceptions, and vivid conversations.

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he word “billion” comes up a lot the most enthusiastic cannabis users. when discussing cannabis use in The study found that traffic fatalithe United States these days. For ties dropped 12 percent among 25- to starters, Colorado surpassed $1 billion 44-year olds in cannabis-legal states. in cannabis sales in 2016. In 2017, the These findings, of course, contranewly-legal recreational cannabis dict one of the main arguments offered market in Los Angeles is expected to against legalizing cannabis. And this exceed $1 billion. That’s right, the size isn’t the only study to find that cannaof the cannabis market in L.A. alone bis legalization is associated with fewer will equal the entire state of Colorado. traffic deaths. A 2013 study looking at Americans are smoking, vaping data from 19 states, published in “The and eating billions and billions of Journal of Law and Economics,” also dollars worth of cannabis. Meanwhile, found an 8- to 11-percent decrease in one of the biggest fear-mongering traffic deaths in the first year after strategies of prohibitionists is saying legalization of medical cannabis. that all these stoned people will cause “Public safety doesn’t decrease with carnage on the roads. Fears have been increased access to marijuana, rather compounded by the fact that But despite this golden opportunity there is no way for stoners to run amok, evidence is to effectively test for cannashowing that cannabis-related impaired bis-related driving has not become a problem. In impairment when driving. fact, traffic deaths have decreased in Scientists states where cannabis is legal. are working hard on a breathalyzer-style test that police can it improves,” says Benjamin Hansen, administer to drivers suspected of professor of economics at the Univerbeing impaired, but for now, only the sity of Oregon and one of the authors most obvious cases can be effectively of the 2013 study. These studies do not prosecuted. But despite this golden prove a cause-and-effect relationship opportunity for stoners to run amok, between cannabis use and better drivevidence is showing that cannabis-reing, so the big questions on researchlated impaired driving has not become ers’ minds: Why traffic deaths should a problem. In fact, traffic deaths have go down after cannabis legalization. decreased in states where cannabis is Both studies suggest that cannabis legal. users may be more aware that they A new study from the Mailman are impaired and thus they choose School of Public Health at Columbia not to drive at all while high, while University finds that traffic deaths drunk people are often oblivious to the dropped 11 percent in the 28 states that danger they pose behind the wheel. have legalized medical cannabis since Another idea is that people who have 1996. The study was published in the easy access to cannabis decide to stay December issue of the American Jourhome and get stoned rather than drivnal of Public Health and analyzed over ing to bars and get drunk.

1.2 million deaths on America’s roads For now, the why question remains between 1985 and 2014. unanswered. The only thing that is The overall pattern of significantly clear so far is that the argument that fewer fatalities in cannabis-legal states stoned people will create a hazard on is mirrored by the pattern seen with the roads appears to be false.

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