A VERY THOROUGH GUIDE TO NAIRING YOUR NETHER-REGION

a diy video translated by Macy Kissel

A certain informative video on how to remove one’s butt hairs using hair cream was talk of the town this month. Within 3 seconds, the three-minute long tutorial jump-cuts to a wide-shot of Kevin Leonardo’s asshole as a ‘before’ reference. Unlike most viewers, I did watch the full tutorial and will now recap with a step-by-step guide so nobody else has to be scarred like I w–as.

Step One: Squeeze the Air cream onto your hand. Apply a thick even layer to cover the hair, and do NOT rub it in.

Kevin’s Tip: Spread over the cheeks as well and set a timer for 3 minutes. Do not leave the cream on for more than three minutes, as it will ignite the flames of the sun where the sun does not shine. Also, wash the cream off your hands.

Step 2: After the three minutes is up, take a damn paper towel and swipe through the cheeks. The hair should come right off! This may take multiple paper towels and/or folds to get a clean towel.

Step 3: After you are finished wiping, it is best to take a shower and cleanse yourself of any stray hairs and also clean the freshly Naired area. At this point in the video, Kevin shows an ‘after’ shot of the amazing feat that the Nair Body Cream Hair Remover accomplished. I don’t want to say it was flirting with me but it was puckering up for a kiss if you know what I mean.

Personally, I don’t have the patience or flexibility to complete this kind of task and will leave my fate in the hands of my European Wax Center specialist, Ashley.