New FOR 2026 A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
New
BD142
PEOPLE PLEASING
New
BD145 YOU’RE MY FAVORITE
New
BD143
New
BLOWS YOUR TITS OFF
New
BD146
SO.MANY.CANDLES.
BD144 GODDESS
New
BD147 GOOD BOY
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New FOR 2026 A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
New
F217 CHLOROFORM
New
F220 SWEAR JAR
New
F218
New
A SMALL FORTUNE
New
F221 RODEO - M
F219
THE OLDER I GET
New
F222 TRY/ME
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New FOR 2026 A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
New
F223
New
CLIMATE CHANGE
New
V22
YOU FANCY FUCKER
SY07
New
MY HEART IS WITH YOU
New
V23 OG VALENTINE
V21 BOOM!
New
V24 PUCKER UP
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Birthday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
BD02
There is no Number After 29
BD08
BD09
He’d Always Had a Way With The Chicks
Dog Years - F
BD10 Dog Years - M
BD14
BD19
BD20
BD25
SHAME - M
ALMOST LIFE-LIKE - M
ALMOST LIFE-LIKE - F
OH SHIT!
BD44
BD46
BD47
BD49
HERE’S YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY CARD
LEDERHOSEN
SALAD
BITCHES BE DRINKIN’
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Birthday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
BD50
JUICE CLEANSE
BD51
BD57
BD58
MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
GET OUT - F
GET OUT - M
BD60
BD68
BD69
BD70
GETTING LUCKY - M
SWEAR WORDS
NOT AS OLD AS NEXT YEAR
RETRO
BD71
BD74
BD75
BD76
WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER 2 WISHES?
SHIPPING - F
SHIPPING - M
FABULOUS - F
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Birthday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
BD77
FABULOUS - M
BD78
BD80
BD82
COWGIRLS HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLIN’
BAD AT MATH
HAPPINESS IS LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS
BD89
BD92
BD93
BD95
FIVE STAGES OF A BIRTHDAY
LYING ABOUT MY AGE
SMARTER / OLDER
SEXY S.O.B.
BD96
BD98
BD99
BD100
MIDDLE AGE
YOU OWE ME A HORSE
HOLY CRAP!
ASKED FOR I.D.
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Birthday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
BD102
ALL NIGHTER
BD103
BD104
BD106
EXPERT ADVICE
FORGET THE PAST
GLUTEN-FREE
BD108
BD109
BD110
BD111
HAIKU
SELFISH BITCH
SELFISH PRICK
SNEAK OUT OF PARTIES
BD112
BD116
BD117
BD118
TOO TIRED
A WHOLE LOT HOTTER
SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN
OLD IS THE NEW 30
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Birthday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
BD120
I HEAR OLD PEOPLE LIKE CARDS
BD124
BD127
BD128
YOUR SECRETS ARE SAFE
OLDER, SMARTER, COOLER
MANIFESTING
BD129
BD130
BD131
BD132
YOU NEED TO BE REPOTTED
YOU CAN’T DRINK COFFEE PAST 3PM ANYMORE
I LOVE THIS JOURNEY FOR YOU
TEQUILA IS A SALAD
BD133
BD134
BD135
BD136
AGE IS THE GREATEST LUXURY
YOUR BIRTHSTONE IS A WINE CORK
GET THAT PONY!
IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
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Birthday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
BD137
FOR THE BIRDS
BD138
BD139
BD140
1900S - F
1900S - M
HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR
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Everyday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
F02
DINNER IS POURED
F04
F11
F19
DRUNK & DISORDERLY
ARRIVE UGLY
THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR YOUR KIND OF COOL
F22
F23
F24
F26
CASUAL FRIDAYS
CURSIVE - F
CURSIVE - M
MY FAVORITE MIXED DRINK
F29
F30
F34
F40
MY KIND OF PERSON
NEW PRESCRIPTION
NEAR THE LIQUOR STORE
WOMEN, GETTING SHIT DONE SINCE FOREVER
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Everyday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
F41
BAD INFLUENCE
F47
F48
F52
DIRTY OLD MAN
SPARKLING FUCKING PERSONALITY
MORE WINE IN A BOTTLE
F63
F66
F68
F69
YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH FRIDAY? VODKA!
GO FOR A DRIVE
MY SECOND RODEO
WINE WEDNESDAYS
F71
F75
F76
F77
NOT AS ACTRESS
PROFANITIES
ADULT GOALS
STEVE
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Everyday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
F79
FOOD TRUCK
F84
F86
F92
I’M HERE TO HELP YOU HANDLE IT
IT’S OK
I DID THE MATH
F93
F94
F98
F101
I FORGOT WHAT I WAS DOING
BAD DECISION
A LOT OF SEX
FOR FUCKS SAKE
F104
F106
F108
F109
PRETTY ANNOYING
LIFE IS SHORT
YOUNG & BEAUTIFUL
SARCASM
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Everyday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
F110
IT’S PRONOUNCED “QUICHE”
F111
F113
F115
REACH FOR THE STARS
BEING AN ADULT
IF I COULD DO IT OVER
F118
F119
F123
F126
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
TV SERIES
I AM THE PARTY
WINE TEXTED YOU
F127
F130
F131
F133
TWO FAULTS
TWO EMPTY GLASSES
PROBLEM SOLVER
PISSED OFF
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Everyday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
F134
SUPPLY CHAIN
F135
F136
F137
WE GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
WHAT THE HELL IS LEFTOVER WINE?
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
F139
F143
F146
F149
EROTIC & KINKY
LOSING MY BALANCE
I HAVE NEW IDEAS
CRAZY PERSON
F154
F155
F156
F157
SOMEONE JUST GAVE ME HALF A PEACE SIGN
ANNOYING NOISE
HALF EMPTY
HEROIC DEATH
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Everyday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
F158
PREMARITAL SEX
F159
F161
F164
FIRE EXTINGUISHER
TAKE OFF BRA
SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE
F165
F170
F172
F174
SOLVING PROBELMS
BREAK DOWN
BANGS! BOTOX FOR BROKE BITCHES
FLYING FUCKS
F178
F179
F181
F182
NICE PERSON
ALREADY PEAKED
I’M AGING LIKE A FINE WINE
DUCK
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Everyday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
F183
HEALING JOURNEY
F187
F188
F189
BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS
THE KEY TO HAPPINESS
LIVE YOUR LIFE
F190
F191
F194
F195
TO-DO LIST
BANNED
WTF?
OTHER BULLSHIT
F196
F198
F199
F200
PASSWORDS
GIVE ‘EM HELL BABY!
YOU ARE WILD & WONDERFUL
OVER THE RAINBOW
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Everyday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
F201
TODAY’S SPECIAL AND SO ARE YOU!
F202
F203
F204
BEING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
RED WINE
“BYOB” DOES NOT MEAN BRING YOUR OWN BOOK
F205
F206
F207
F208
SIX PEOPLE WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS
HOP IN LOSER
CARRY A GRUDGE
PUNCHING PEOPLE
F209
F210
F211
F212
FUCKTASTROPHY
BLISSFULLY UNMOTIVATED
INDECENT EXPOSURE
CHANGE MY MIND
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Everyday A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
F213
BROAD DAYLIGHT
F214
F215
POLITICAL REVOLUTION
BOUNDARIES
F216 HOUSEPLANTS
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Love A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
LV02
WEDDING CATS
LV03
LV04
LV06
LOVE BIRDS
MARRIED GENTS
HAPPILY EVER AFTER
LV07
LV11
LV12
LV14
REST OF YOUR LIFE
NO ONE CAN STOP OUR LOVE - F
NO ONE CAN STOP OUR LOVE - M
I HEAR WEDDING BELLS
LV15
LV16
LV19
LV20
YOU GIVE ME WOOD
HERE’S TO A GREAT TEAM
BON APPÉTIT!
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING MARRIED TO ME!
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Love A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
LV21
90% OF BEING MARRIED
LV22
LV23
LV24
FLORAL CONGRATS
YOU’RE THE PERFECT MATCH!
OVER THE MOON FOR YOU BOTH
LV26
LV31
LV32
LV33
MY RIDICULOUSLY LOW STANDARDS
I LOVE US
NOT EVEN REMOTELY TIRED OF YOU YET
YOU REALLY FLOAT MY BOAT
LV35
LV36
LV40
LV42
ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?
I LIKE YOU MUCH MORE
THERE’S A SPIDER IN YOUR BRA
TROPHY HUSBAND
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Love A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
LV43
TROPHY WIFE
LV49
LV53
LV57
SO GLAD YOU’RE MY EMERGECY CONTACT
ONLY YOU
SENSE OF HUMOR
LV58
LV59
LV60
LV61
WE’RE MAGICAL TOGETHER
QUEEN OF MY HEART
KING OF MY HEART
WORCHESTERSHIRE
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Baby/ New Home A2 – 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
BB02
YOU’RE IN FOR A BUMPY RIDE
BB08
SNACK BITCH
NH05 WIFI
BB03
BB06
EAT, SLEEP, POOP, CRY
THIS LITTLE PIGGY
BB09
HIT BY AN AIRPLANE
BB10
SLEEP IS FOR AMATEURS
BB07
A MOTHER’S GREATEST SACRIFICE
BB11
MOTHERHOOD: 24/7 SHITS & GIGGLES
NH01
NH04
New Home
Congratulations on your new home and achieving a level of debt others can only dream of!
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Thank you A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
TH03
TH06
A friend helps you move A good friend helps you move a body
Now how the hell do I text on this thing?
TH09
TH07
Big Ass Thank You
Thanks For Everything!
a
TH10 Swallow
TH11
Your friendship is a heartwarming reminder of what thoughtless bastards the rest of my friends are
TH12
Your friendship is a heartwarming reminder of what thoughtless bitches the rest of my friends are
TH13
I can’t thank you enough. Seriously. I don’t have time.
a
TH14
TH15
If It’s Not Indigestion I Think It Must Be Gratitude
According to Emily Post
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Get Well / Sympathy A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
GW01
THE BAD NEWS IS I’M NOT A DOCTOR
GW02
GW03
GW04
GET BETTER OR ELSE…
IT COULD BE WORSE
GET WELL SOON
GW05
SY01
SY02
SY03
WE SHOULD HANG OUT
SYMPATHY BLUE
SYMPATHY GREEN
SYMPATHY MOON
SY04 HEARTFELT CONDOLENCES
SY05
SY06
WITH DEEPEST SYMPATHY
THINKING OF YOU
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Mother’s day/ father’s day A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
MD01
ALWAYS BE FABULOUS
MD05 TOWEL
MD02
I LOVE YOU MOMMY!
MD08
ICE CREAM
MD03
DISHWASHER
MD09
MIRROR, MIRROR
MD04 TINA TINKLES
MD10 I WANTED A BACKRUB
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Mother’s day/ father’s day A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
MD11
LONG LIVE THE MATRIARCHY!
FD04 FATHER OF THE YEAR
MD12
MY MOTHER’S SUPERPOWER
FD05
TO THE COOLEST GUY I KNOW
FD01
TO THE GUY WHO CAN DO IT ALL
FD07
DADS! PROUDLY REFUSING TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS.
FD03 CHEERS!
FD08 I LOVE YOU DADDY!
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New MAGNETIC NOTEPADS $5.00 ea / Qtys of 4 8.5” x 3.5” 50 SHEETS
Magnetic notepads All the smartest fridges are sporting them making them one of our best-selling items. 929-210-9520 / WHOLESALE.UMLAUTBROOKLYN.COM / umlautbrooklyn@gmail.com
Magnetic Note Pads $5.00 ea / Qtys of 4 8.5”x3.5” 50 sheets
NP01
NP02
Getting Shit Done
I Was going to write something down
NP04
NP05
I Forgot Again
Dinner Is Poured
NP03 Arrive Ugly
NP06 Fucking List
\\
NP - 07
Oh God Not Another List!
NP10 What am I Missing?
NP08
NP09
Fancy Stuff
Basic food groups
NP11 The Souls of all who have Displeased me
NP13
NP14
Don’t Forget Your List, Dear
TUPPERWARE
NP12 Shopping for a Sexy S.O.B.
NP15 HANGRY
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Notebooks 4.25” x 5.5” $5.50 ea / Qtys of 4 80 lined pages
NBK02
NBK03
BAD DECISIONS
WE GET IT RIGHT
DO IT OVER
NBK04
NBK05
NBK06
EXTRA FANCY
HAIKU
INNER DEMONS
NBK01
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Notebooks 4.25” x 5.5” $5.50 ea / Qtys of 4 80 lined pages
NBK07 REACH FOR THE STARS
NBK08
NBK09
WINE WROTE THAT
GETTING SHIT DONE
NBK10
NBK11
DYSFUNCTIONAL
LIVE YOUR LIFE
NBK12 TO-DO LIST
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Journals 5” x 7” $7.00 ea / Qtys of 4 80 lined pages
JL01
JL02
I HOPE YOU PLAN ON WRITING THAT SHIT DOWN - M
I HOPE YOU PLAN ON WRITING THAT SHIT DOWN - F
JL03
JL04
I NEED TO START WRITING STUFF DOWN
I HOPE SOMEDAY TO WRITE SOMETHING WORTH PLAGIARIZING
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Journals 5” x 7” $7.00 ea / Qtys of 4 80 lined pages
JL07
JL08
No great story ever Started with a salad
Women getting shit done
The pen is mightier Than the sword
JL09
JL10
Always start writing with A clean piece of paper
If it’s such a great idea
**Our journals are spiral bound with a lay flat design. Covers are printed front back and inside.
JL05
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Journals 5” x 7” $7.00 ea / Qtys of 4 80 lined pages
JL11 Confessions of a Magnificent Bastard
JL12 For Fucks Sake
JL13
JL14
The Inner Thoughts of a Sexy son Of A Bitch
My Dirty Secrets
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New Magnets A2 - 4.25” x 5.5” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
New
MG48
New
LIVE, LAUGH, LOWER
New
MG51 TO-DO LIST
MG49
New
QUEEN BEE
New
MG52 VALIUM LATTE
MG50 PILL FORM
New
MG53
RECIPE FOR DISASTER
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Magnets 2” x 3” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
MG01
MG03
DINNER IS POURED
ARRIVE UGLY
MG08
MG09
DRUNK & DISORDERLY MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
MG05
HE’D ALWAYS HAD A WAY WITH THE CHICKS
MG06 COOL
MG10
MG11
NO GREAT STORY EVER STARED WITH A SALAD
LET’S DO A JUICE CLEANSE
MG13
MG14
MG15
MG16
ALMOST LIFE-LIKE - M
WELL LA DE FUCKING DA
OH SHIT!
DOG YEARS - F
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Magnets 2” x 3” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
MG17
DOG YEARS - M
MG23 YOU ROCK!
MG19
WOMEN GETTING SHIT DONE
MG24
FUCKING ELEGANT
MG21
LIKE I GIVE A SHIT
MG22 YOU’RE NOT OLD, YOU’RE RETRO
MG25
MG26
PLOT A MURDER
IT’S NOT AN ACT
MG27
MG28
MG29
MG33
LOOKING GOOD FEELING GOOD
F.U.C.K.
BORN TO BE WILD
EQUALITY
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Magnets 2” x 3” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
MG35
MG34
FUCK YOU - F
FUCK YOU - M
MG38
MG39
IT’S OK
SEXT S.O.B.
MG36
RELATIONSHIP STATUS
MG37 SHITTY BOX OF CHOCOLATES
MG40
MG41
PISSED OFF
THE UNIVERSE
MG31
MG18
CRAZYTOWN
BITCHES BE DRINKIN’
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Magnets 2” x 3” $2.50 ea / Qtys of 6
MG43
MG44
FEELING CUTE
HOT GIRLS THRIFT
ALIEN ABDUCTION
MG45
MG46
MG42
CARRY A GRUDGE
HANGRY
MG47 PUNCHING PEOPLE
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