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ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2022-00047702-CU-PT-NC

TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Marvin Lamont Harris Jr. filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Marvin Lamont Harris Jr. to Proposed name Mickk Ray Harris. THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING:

Date: 1/17/2023, 8:30 am, in Dept. 25

The address of the court is: 325 S. Melrose, Vista, CA. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Dated November 29, 2022 /s/ James E. Simmons Jr., Judge of the Superior Court 1/5, 1/12/2023, 1/19, 1/26/2023

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)

A: You are a British politician, right?

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) len, headed an organization whose purpose was to obtain military information in the Southern states.

A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

During the Civil War Pinkerton and his agents served as a bodyguard to President Lincoln. After Lincoln’s assassination and other attempts against the lives of presidents, those events led to a permanent body known today as the U.S. Secret Service. After the Civil War the Pinkerton agency had more successes including the 1866 capture of the gang responsible for the $700,000 Adams Express Company theft. Agency successes led to a formidable reputation of the “Pinkerton Men.”

After the Civil War Pinkerton resumed the management of his detective agency. From 1873 to 1876 one of his detectives, James McParlan, lived in Pennsylvania among the “Molly Maguires” coal mining gang and secured evidence that led to the breaking up of that organization which was perportedly engaged in terrorism.

Pinkerton wrote three books: The Molly Maguires & the Detectives (1877); The Spy of the Rebellion (1883), and Thirty Years a Detective (1884), plus an article on Pinkerton’s account of Lincoln’s 1861 journey from Illinois to Washington D.C., to assume the presidency.

With a reported one third of the U.S. currency in circulation being counterfeit at the time, President

Lincoln established a commission to make recommendations to remedy the problem. The Secret Service was established on July 5, 1865, in Washington, D.C., primarily to suppress counterfeiting. It was put under the Department of the Treasury.

After the assassination of President William McKinley in 1901, Congress informally requested the Secret Service provide presidential protection. A year later, the Service assumed full-time responsibility for presidential protection.

The Secret Service was the first U.S. domestic intelligence and counterintelligence agency. Today that task is handled by the FBI Pinkerton died in Chicago on July 1, 1884, but his reputation and Aprivate investigative service he founded lives on. country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)

A: No, WE don’t stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)

A: Only at Christmas.

Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)

A: Not yet, but for you, we’ll import them.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)

A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees.(USA)

A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)

A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first.

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME

37-2023-00000944-CU-PT-NC

TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Jose Eduardo Hernandez filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present name: Jose Eduardo Hernandez to Proposed name Eddie Hernandez Leon. THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING:

Date: 2/28/2023, 8:30 am, in Dept. N-25

The address of the court is: 325 S. Melrose, Vista, CA. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Dated January 10, 2023 /s/ James E. Simmons Jr., Judge of the Superior Court 1/26, 2/2/2023, 2/9, 2/16/2023

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I think if lions got over their fear of chairs, the circus would be a lot more fun to watch.

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A guy and a girl meet at a bar…… They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.

The girl has been watching him and says:

“You must be a dentist.”

The guy, surprised, says: “Yes .... How did you figure that out?”

“Easy..” she replies, “you keep washing your hands.”

One thing leads to another and they make love. After it’s over the girl says: “You must be a good dentist.”

The guy, now with an inflated ego, says: “Sure - I’m a good dentist. How did you figure that out?”

The girl replies:.... “Didn’t feel a thing.”

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There is nothing like sitting naked in a beanbag chair, eating Cheetos.

I hope they let me back into Walmart.

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I got everyone a bucket of myrrh for Christmas.

Those who complained I gave them a great big wad of frankincense.

The Gold, I am keeping for my very own self, in the spirit of Christmas.

BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 2022-9026976

The name of the business: Mameiner Companies, MMRE Ventures, located at 879 Antilla Way, San Marcos, CA 92078 Registrant Information: Marc Meiner, 879 Antilla Way, San Marcos, CA 92078 This business is operated by an individual. First day of business: N/A

/s/ Marc Meiner Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg, Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego on 12/13/2022

1/12, 1/19, 1/26, 2/2/2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 2022-9027254

The name of the business: Grand Venture, located at 910 E. Grand Avenue, Ste F, Escondido, CA 92025 Registrant Information: Robert Todd McMaster, 1520 Richland Road, San Marcos, CA 92069, John H. Dow, 11042 Cadence Court, Escondido, CA 92026

This business is operated by a general partnership. First day of business:

9/25/1996

/s/ Robert Todd McMaster Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg, Jr., County Clerk/ Recorder of San Diego on 12/15/2022

1/12, 1/19, 1/26, 2/2/2023

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 2022-9028066

The name of the business: Pro Handy Service, located at 139 De La Rondo, Oceanside, CA 92057 Registrant Information: Sanchez Corporation, 139 De La Rondo, Oceanside, CA 92057 This business is operated by a corporation. First day of business: N/A

/s/ Bartolome Sanchez-Ambrocio, President Filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg, Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego on 12/30/2022 1/12,

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