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Samantha Smith

Accomplished recent graduate looking for full-time employment in the spy industry. 123 Secret Ave St. Louis, MO, 63122,

(314) 567-8910 fakeemail@email.com

EXPERIENCE

Dog Days Doggy Daycare, St. Louis, Room Attendant

December 201 8 - Present MO — Doggy Daycare

Duties included ensuring safety of all dogs, cleaning up messes as needed and making sure the dogs had fun.

The Best Restaurant,

January 201 5 - November 201 8 St. Louis, MO — Waitress

As a waitress at The Best Restaurant, I learned customer service skills and how to ma nage multiple urgent situations at once.

EDUCATION

Sullivan Spy School, St. Louis, MO — Spy Certificate January 201 8 - May 2020 I received a certificate from the world-renowned Sullivan Spy School.

St. Louis Community College, St. Louis, MO — Associate’s degree

August 201 5 - December 201 7 I received an Associate’s degree from St. Louis Community College to meet the requirements for admission to Sulli van Spy School.

SKILLS

Dedicated, hard-working problem solver. Enthusiastic team player.

LANGUAGES

I am fluent in English, German and Mandarin.

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Meramec’s Most Wanted

This past year was filled with important, historical and controversial events: the Archers shined in sports, the balance of power at Meramec shifted, and crimes such as a cyber attack and the fallout of a former employee’s embezzlement scheme left STLCC reeling. But the biggest story of the year came this past March, when the Coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic shook the world at large like never before, and forced all STLCC classes online through the end of the spring semester. Going forward, at least in the immediate future, COVID-19 will continue to have an impact on STLCC, as many classes will be held online through the end of the fall semester. Despite this, STLCC-Meramec continues to persevere.

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