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Supercool Ultrafun Summertime Reading List from Hell! ...not really
from April 2023
Written by Shawn Funk
You are doing great if you can read one book a month during your summer break! If you can read two a month, even better. But please, don’t be inspired by the nitwit from Microsoft, who tells everyone he reads 100 books a year; this is impractical. Reading is as much about thinking and imagining as it is about reading the words on the page. Don’t get caught up in quantity. Don’t read a book just to get to the end. Enjoy it as it unfolds in your mind. Passively skimming a book won’t activate your imagination in any meaningful way unless you are a genius like Bill. I digress; dare to add one of the following books to your reading list this summer. Enjoy!
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Fight Club (1996)—Chuck Palahniuk
People who rant about this book will often tell you that it glorifies toxic masculinity; others who rant back say it’s a critique of fascism. If only there were a system we could implement to get everyone to come to the same conclusions on matters of order and consciousness. Oh wait, there is; it’s called authoritarianism. Many countries are doing it, and it seems to keep the citizens thinking in unison. Join the party! Joking aside, Fight Club is a tragedy, not a glorification. It outlines the conditions for authoritarianism to take hold and the tragic outcomes for the individuals trapped in such a system. Don’t forget the first and second rule of Fight Club: don’t talk about Fight Club. We clear? Cristal—
Crime and Punishment (1865-6)—Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Russians are a very critical group, and they think, probably much deeper than us, about the conditions of humanity and the underlying concepts and theories that underpin our understanding of the world. You will find in Dostoyevsky’s work a very sensitive analysis of such themes as guilt, morality, justice, love, luck, and chance happenings that set in motion outrageous sequences of events from which there is no return.
Thinking, Fast and Slow (2013)—Daniel Kahneman
For every 100 books you read, there is always one that stands apart, that you return to throughout your life, that changes the way you think about the world and your relationship to it. For me, this book is Kahneman’s Thinking Fast and Slow, a culmination of his life’s work in human psychology, for which he was awarded the Nobel Prize in economics. His research probes how we make decisions and the biases that betray the so-called rational foundations of our understanding. Indeed, he concludes that our minds are wired not for rationality but, instead, for expedience, leading to significant breakdowns in our judgments.
The Stand (1978)—Stephen King
Ever wondered what would happen if a deadly pandemic wiped out 99 percent of the population on Earth, leaving the survivors to fend for themselves for the necessities of life. This idea underpins Stephen Kings’ masterpiece The Stand. Indeed, the battle between good and evil rages across America in this post-apocalyptic thriller. Be sure to find the uncut version; it’s long but well worth the read—a real page-turner!
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (1979)—Douglas Adams Follow Arthur Dent as he hitches a ride across the galaxy with a manic-depressive A.I named Marvin, an alien (who used to be Dent’s neighbor) Ford Prefect, and a flamboyant shit-dis-turber called Zaphod Beeblebrox. This book will provide many laughs, and it is an early meditation on ‘the singularity,’ a concept that Ray Kurzweil posits in his book The Singularity is Near (2005) that suggests a point in time when artificially intelligent machines can create their super-intelligent devices, leading to an intelligence explosion. Don’t Panic!
The Left Hand of Darkness (1969)—Ursula Le Guin
Follow Arthur Dent as he hitche This list would be incom-plete if I didn’t include one of my favorite sci-fi authors of all time, Ursula Le Guin. Her writing is intelligently informed by scholarship in anthropology, feminist theory, cultural studies, and sociology, forming the backdrop for a very imaginative series of books set in the Hainish universe. Among them, The Left Hand of Darkness (1969) is hard to surpass. Not only did it win the Hugo Award for best novel of the year, but it also captured the Nebula Award in the same category, joining a short list of authors that have accomplished this feat. This novel is routinely regarded as one of the greatest sci-fi novels of all time.
Ninjas are awesome. The shadowy assassins of feudal Japan are a staple in modern pop culture. Ninjas, also known as shinobi, have appeared in the media as the stereotypical dark navy-disguised assassins looking for the target of their mission but have also appeared as supernatural power-wielding students trying to become the leader of their village. In the same way as pirates and knights, ninjas have become synonymous with the idea of a mysterious warrior class during an ancient Japanese era. However, in the same way as pirates and knights in pop culture, some aspects have been greatly exaggerated. Believe it or not, the Naruto (2002 – 2017) series is not a great reference to know what the average ninja was like. While depictions of the shinobi in media like Ninja Gaiden (1988-2021) have some elements of truth to them, they generally provide a different image than that of the historically accurate ninja. While we all love those classic black suit-wearing warriors, learning about the real shinobi might make you rethink what makes them so cool. Here are some interesting things to know about the classic Japanese ninja:
THEIR SIGNATURE SWORD DIDN’T ACTUALLY EXIST
When people think about the weapons used by the ninja, what often comes to mind is the shuriken (throwing projectiles) and a sword that is known as the ninjato. The sword of the ninja is believed by many to be a weapon similar to the katana. However, the ninjato has a straight blade and a square-shaped guard to protect the user’s hands. This blade is seen all over ninja-themed movies and TV shows as the best weapon they had available. However, this speculation seems to be a myth resulting from misconceptions in the media. Historians and scholars looking through the history of the ninja have found it difficult to prove the existence of this type of sword. While there was a Japanese straight-bladed sword called the Muzori, ninjas used it mostly in the mid and late Edo period of the 18th and 19th centuries. This is an interesting point to notice, as the shinobi are commonly known to have been at their highest prominence during the time of the Sengoku Jidai (1467-1615) (Turnbull, 2002), While this means that a straight-bladed weapon was used for duels and ceremonies, it was not used by the ninja (Tozando, 2010). Instead, the average ninja is believed to have used essentially the same equipment as the samurai did at the time (Cummins, 2012).
The Ninja Had Chinese Ancestry
Many have the image of the ninja as something born purely from Japanese culture and combat strategy. While it isn’t incredibly well known, it is widely understood by historians that the ninja would regularly implement Chinese war and espionage tactics into their training and missions. Sun Tzu’s writings about military strategy and philosophy in The Art of War served as the basis for many tactics implemented by many Japanese warring clans (Turnbull, 2017). Specifically, the Iga and Koga, the clans most famous for using the ninja during the Sengoku Jidai, would regularly use Chinese espionage techniques for their intelligence collection (Turnbull, 2017). Writings of historical samurai have been discovered, talking about how the ninja would use Sun Tzu’s strategies directly, Minamoto Yoshiie, who spoke about how he was able to trace enemy movements by noticing when birds would fly away in groups, a strategy ripped straight from The Art of War.