Issue 58 - December 2016

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ISSUE 58 Editor’s Letter

Editors

Well, it’s that time of year again, folks – fairy lights and woolly hats and Mariah Carey

Editor in Chief

on repeat. #extrafestive

Rebecca Baird

2016 has been a shitshow; an absolute carnival of beloved celebrity deaths, horrific

Deputy Editors

humanitarian tragedies and political meltdowns. We all know this. I’m pretty sure Tim

Heather Gordon

Burton has been directing it. But other than an actual, bona fide apocalypse with

Patrick O’Donnell

four men on horses and a plague of locusts, it can’t really get any worse – so that’s

David White

comforting, at least?

Art & Entertainment Editor And to that end, I say we all raise a metaphorical glass and toast to December – this

Lamya Sadiq

awful year is finally ending, and now we can just ride out the wave. And so it is with a light and relieved heart that I bring you this, Issue 58 of Magdalen Magazine – the last

Community Editors

one of 2016!

Alastair Letch Hannah Perrie

We have a lot waiting for you in this issue, from inspiration for your Christmas list from the Technology section to a guide on how to rock glitter on your work’s night out in

Current Affairs Editor

our new Fashion section! If you’re more of a stay-inside-in-pyjamas type, why not try

Calum Wilson

out this month’s delicious new Cooking Corner recipe? You’ll find it in Lifestyle!

Design Editor It’s hard to say anything about December without getting all nostalgic and cheesy.

Corrie Gorman

But in a way, that’s quite nice, because the cold weather and festive season does bring people together, doesn’t it? People go home to their families and bake delicious treats,

Lifestyle Editor

new relationships are forged under the mistletoe, and (most importantly) the quality

Toni McKinney

of TV greatly increases. We all get a little softer as the holidays approach, and I think given the year the world has had, a little softness is just what the doctor ordered.

Opinion Editor Nicole Harrison

So from myself and the rest of the team here at the Magdalen: best of luck to everyone in their exams, merry Christmas to those who celebrate it, happy New Year when it

Science Editor

comes, and we’ll see you all after the break!

James Russell

Rebecca Baird

Technology Editors

Editor-in-Chief

Mila Georgieva Hugh Stevenson

“Ring the bells that still can ring, forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that’s how the light gets in.”

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– Leonard Cohen, may he rest in peace.

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ISSUE 58 Creative Director’s Letter

Design Team

It’s the most wonderful tiiiime of the yearrrr!

Creative Director Monica Dunne

Ah yes, Christmas is just around the corner now - that happened quickly! Exams are nigh, this is where you wish you were one of those wise men...or women...or non-

Asst. Creative Directors

binary wise people. Either way, ‘tis the season for studying, cramming and generally

Laura Gelston

panicking. Well, until they’re all done, of course.

Ali Elliott

Christmas is definitely, DEFINITELY my favourite time of year. My fondest memories

Designers

are of sitting around our fire with presents, family and a full stomach. Pure bliss. I’m

Zoe Broughton

aware, though, that others aren’t as lucky at this time of year. The weather is getting

Amy Collier

horrendously cold and homeless people out on the street don’t get a chance to enjoy

Bethany Dick

the season. You can phone 0300 330 1234 to make a donation to Shelter Scotland.

Erin Docherty Sarah Duffy

I wanted to say some words about the designers here at Magdalen. We’re all just uni

Ali Elliott

students living and breathing in DJCAD. We span from 2nd to 4th year and it’s a really

Alice Farquhar

great community of designers. With every new year that passes, new designers join us

Coral Gallagher

and this year’s newest bunch are amazing (scarily so). For many of them, the software

Jenny Hampton

we use to design is completely alien to them and so this has been the first time any of

Rachael Hastie

them have used it - I think you can agree, they’ve been pretty successful. I’ll be very

Patrick Hughes

proud to have this as my legacy when I leave. Which isn’t long at all! In fact, I think this

Fabio Maragno

might be my penultimate issue. It’s been a pleasure. But let’s leave all the goodbyes for

Ellen McLean

then, ae?

Bryony Ogilvie Claire Pollock

I truly hope your Christmas and New Year is amazing, that you get all you want and

Molly Porteous

give yourself a chance to relax and rejuvenate for next semester. It’ll be a corker. It’s

Rebecca Scouller

a strange feeling - every year before this, I’ve had the cushion of ‘one more semester

Olivia Sharkey

after this’ but this time, it’s just one more semester. Time to start getting ready.

Eilidh Shedden Jamie Stein

Happy Holidays, all.

Cover Photographer Monica Dunne

Abbie Dobson

Creative Director

Contributors List

Gavin Aitken, Rebecca Baird, Ellie Biggs, Kevin Burns, Emily Fletcher, Amy Galloway, Mila Georgieva, Corrie Gorman, Meritxell Grau, Alastair Letch, Sally Melville, Bethany Naismith, James Russell, Hugh Stevenson, Serena Todd, Tom Wallis, David White, Calum Wilson

CONTENTS Arts & Entertainment

Design

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Now

28 - 29

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The Remix Age

06 - 07

Radio’s Not Dead

Christmas Shopping in Designer Dundee

30 - 31

Refusing to Let it Go

Fashion Community 09

Nightline

10 - 11

Dundee Literary Festival

12 - 13

LGBT Collaborative Community

Enterprise 14 - 15

32 - 33

Going to the Glitter Place

34 - 35

Top Tips for Layering this Winter

Lifestyle 36 - 38

Cooking Corner - Passion

40 - 41

Shower Thoughts

Networking: The Perks of NOT Being a Wallflower

Science 16 - 17

Corporate Psychopaths

Current Affairs 18 - 19

20 - 21

Out of the Frying Pan and Into

The Nobel Prizes: A Breakdown

Technology

the Freezer

46 - 47

Knowing When to Switch

The Vote of a Lifetime

48 - 49

Refinement Not Revolution

51 - 52

All I Want For Christmas

Opinion 23 - 26

42 - 44

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NOW Now.

-I love you now.

She stood there in silence. Looking for his eyes, desperately, because words could always be carried away by the wind but the truth would always remain there, shining across the deep forest trapped in the irises of his dark green

-How long is now?

-Have you ever seen the colours of the sky? They continuously change. The moment you blink you will never have the chance to admire the palette that was staining the clouds because that moment, now; has already gone by. I love you now like the sky changes its appearance. I love you now like never before and like I will never again. I love you now because you are my own private sky. A canvas of character and personality that changes with every single beam of light.

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“Is it unfair to use other people’s intellectual property to create one’s own?”

Through history, creating media and art has been an

combinations of popular songs in sometimes unusual ways.

expensive affair.

Smash Mouth singing “All Star” over the instrumentals in John Lennon’s “Imagine”? Neil Cicierega has you covered. It

Until recently, even if you were of high enough status to be

turns out that 50 Cent’s “In Da Club” pairs beautifully with

educated and to understand art, paying for paint and canvas

the theme tune to Thomas the Tank Engine. Even the US

and stone was horribly expensive! Over time, though, art got

Presidential Debates become catchy musical numbers at the

less expensive to make. To put the historical cost of art into

hands of the YouTube channel Schmoyoho.

perspective, in 1397 a book cost roughly 14 shillings, and a bible (the most common book at the time) would take 15

Unlike the melding of stories and remixing of ideas of the

months of skilled labour to produce. For comparison, a two-

Ancient Greeks, though, modern music is protected by

story cottage at that time cost 40 shillings to buy.

intellectual property law. And mashups may now be the perfect test of the intellectual property system’s most

‘50 Cent’s “In Da Club” pairs beautifully with the theme tune to Thomas the Tank Engine.’

highly contended and controversial feature: fair use. For example, David Rees’ AphexSwift -- a critically acclaimed mixtape featuring Taylor Swift singing over the music of the Aphex Twins -- lasted only a couple of weeks before Swift’s team of lawyers had it taken down under a copyright violation. Whether Rees stole the intellectual property of

It’s plain to see that the cost of art’s creation and

Swift or the Aphex Twins, or whether his work counted as

distribution has lowered, drastically lowering the cost of

“transformative” -- a condition of American Fair Use law -- is

creating art through remixing other people’s. Remixing

up for debate.

always happened, of course. Even millennia ago, epic poems would be recited from memory and changed over time as

Personally, though, I’m with Rees. Amy Winehouse

stories melded together -- from both the oral tradition of

sampling Marvin Gaye is no different to his sampling of

the time and the mixed details of the stories a performer

Swift. Technology advances at an exponential rate, and as

remembered. Remixing at the time was an unavoidable

it does, the cost and skill required to create will decrease.

consequence of their only medium: performance.

As a result, taste and insight are becoming more valuable commodities -- law needs to accommodate this. I wrote

Later, remixing involved references and snippets from books

this listening to Rees’ latest release, a mashup of political

and plays -- a technique we still employ today, particularly

speeches, recent pop music and his own podcast.

in music. “Sampling” lets artists include snippets of other

Swift fails to feature.

songs in one’s own, or to remix it entirely and transform it into something new. Now that technology enables anyone

Tom Wallis

to create new music from the songs in their iTunes library, a new genre has presented itself: mashups. Mashups are

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RADIO’S

NOT DEAD

1. Exposure to New Things

If you are constantly in charge of your own music choices, chances are you’re going to get stuck in a rut.

‘Why the hell would I listen to the radio?’

We all know the feeling –a new album comes out, you download it, and listen to it as you walk to class. Then it becomes your getting-ready-to-go-out album. You get drunk, The Singlecomes on, you scream like the

A fair question, I’d say. In this digital age of unlimited, ad-free music streaming, there seems to bevery little reason to listen to crackly-sounding songs broken up by overdone banter and jingly adverts. So why bother?

white-girl-wasted disappointmentyou are -sheer joy!

...then you wake up one day and realise you haven’t willingly listened to any other music in over a month.

We’ve all had this album.And now we all hate it.

If you’re anything like me, your musical rut becomes a source of sadness, and you suddenly feel lost. What did I do before this album came into my life? My old music just seems obsolete. (Cue dramatic staring out the window,pretending you’re in a music video.)

Have no fear, radio is here! Radio can get you out of that musical rut by taking the responsibility of choice right out of your hands. The feeling of weightlessness when you push that FM button and someone else is throwing tunes at you that you’ve never heard before rivals that of having someone say, “Let’s have mac and cheese for dinner, I’ll make it.” Trust me, it’ll free up your brain AND you’ll almost certainly find a way out of your musical rut.

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2. The News Made Bitesized

4. It Gives You a Community

I’m not someone who is particularly good at keeping

University can be a lonely place. If you’ve travelled

up with current affairs. I would rather stay in la-la

a long way from home and struggle to fit things like

land, reading novels and watching obscene amounts

volunteering or community events into your schedule,

of Gossip Girlat a time than actually sit up and pay

listening to local radio stations can help you to feel

attention to what’s happening in the world.

more integrated in the city way. There’s a sense of solidification which comes withhearing the name of

I found I could get away with this lax attitude when I

a street youregularly walk down,or someone raving

was an 18-year-old fresher and people expected me

about our common view of the silvery Tay on the radio.

to be hopeless atadult-ing. However, at 21, the big bad

Suddenly, these disembodied voices become familiar

world is looming,and nothing is more embarrassing

and local, people who live here and work here just like

than sitting down at a job interview and being asked

you. Dundee becomes more than a looming, faceless

“What did you think of last night’s debate?” when last

collection of buildings, and becomes more like a home.

night I fell asleep watching repeats of Frasier. Like it or not, adults have to know the news. My cheat sheet = radio.

5. It Can Help Comfort Homesickness

Radio news is a haven of headlines followed by about

As I’ve mentioned, Dundee is, for most people, away

20 seconds of storytelling. After a 3-minute news

from home. But why not tune into your hometown’s

segment, I know everything that’s happening in my

local station (provided the broadcast reaches here) to

local area, as well as any big international goings-

keep yourself in the loop? Sometimes the hardest part

on. Brilliant! But beware: the trade-off here is that

of moving is feeling like you’re missing out on what’s

you’re given no insight into the wider implications of

happening at home –radio is a free and easy way to

these stories, and you have to make your own mind

stay connected!

up about what you think. Bitesized news is strictly for lazy so-and-so’s like me. Use at risk of your own

So, whether you’re a music lover wondering where to

embarrassment. (If you want to hear more in-depth

go next, a lazy adult, or a student looking for a wider

stories or radio programmes, try tuning into a radio

sense of Dundee life, radio has something for you.

station that isn’t primarily a music station. These act

Video tried to kill it; mp3s tried to kill it; streaming tried

sort of like podcasts, and can be a great medium for

to kill it –but it’s not dead yet.

getting info on the go!)

by Rebecca Baird 3.It’s Free Literally.

Don’t know where to start? Check out JAM, the All you need is a radio. Your phone or laptop probably

DUSA Media radio station! Tune in now at: www.

already has one. You’re a student -it’s free.

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Think of a call service, that’s open to everyone in the city and ran by students in Dundee. One which is open to talk about issues nonjudgmentally and helps people to find groups and organisations that can provide support through their particular circumstances. This service is Nightline.

Despite the great importance of this student led platform, the number of volunteers - that Nightline relies on - has sadly dropped significantly to the point that the service was unable to run this last semester. After speaking with the service manager, I found out about the challenges of running Nightline.

“Many of the former volunteers and managers have graduated, leaving a shortage. The minimum number of volunteers we would need to run on is 30.

Last semester, we were running with 5.”

Understandably, there is an enormous challenge to running this service. The Nightline organisation was originally established to tackle suicide -pairing up with NHS Scotland and Choose Life - to train and respond to when people disclose their thoughts on suicide. Furthermore, Nightline works towards the World Health Organisation’s aim to lower suicide rates by 10%, following through with the Scottish Government’s Suicide Prevention Strategy 2013-2016.

Nightline in Dundee works closely with the University services, providing training in ASSIST and SAFEtalk (two training courses on suicide intervention/ prevention) whilst promoting the facility to all students/staff. Additionally, Nightline

also works in conjunction with societies to provide training opportunities, for example Transawareness training with the LGBTQ+ Society.

Recently, Nightline has introduced an instant messaging platform as they proved to be more popular with students whilst suiting the services anonymity. However, they can’t run the instant messaging platform for the length of most evenings; as in the past semester, there weren’t enough volunteers to keep the messaging open all night.

When asking about the commitment that the volunteers make, there was an emphasis on the amount of time that is given. “We do sleep,” the manager told me, reassuringly.

“We also spend fun times together.

Not only is it a great way to meet a lot of different people, but there are also psychological benefits; that little feeling that makes you feel good. Even if it is one phone call, it still makes a difference.”

The Nightline is hoping to open next semester and are looking for volunteers.

If you are interested in volunteering, then fill out a form at: https://nightlinedundee. co.uk/volunteerwithus/ If you are looking to express yourself, then Nightline is there to listen: 01382 381 183

Alastair Letch

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DUNDEE LITERARY FESTIVAL LIVEWIRE AND EX LIBRIS When I first heard the theme of the

evocative look at gender and the

Dundee Literary Festival this year, I

pronoun “thon.” The poem conveyed

was a tad cynical. “The best writers in

many of the social issues regarding

the world. In Dundee.” Isn’t a phrase

gender identity, as well as many of the

you hear so often. However, after a

challenges that come with identifying as

week-long celebration of all things

agender. Following Gavin, was Robbie

wordy, I realised that the expression

with his personal story of growing up

Pull quote should be 12pt with in Inverness. ‘Fishcakes’ beautifully 16pt leading did the festival succeed in bringing explored his experiences with his was an understatement. Not only

together some of the brightest and

dad and growing up around the area,

most creative minds, but they made

detailing the cars and bars of Inverness.

a unique community of talent with the collaboration of varying ideas. I

Next up, was the sombre and dark

was fortunate enough to meet and

‘Taxidermist’s Wife’ read chillingly

understand the minds of those involved

by Kate. The piece was on nature and presentation, looking at the

Firstly, I had the pleasure of witnessing

gruesomeness of taxidermy and

the Livewire Student Showcase,

preservice. Contrasting this sombre

presenting the works of the Creative

theme was a short story read aloud

Writing Masters students. The host,

by Laura. The piece was hilarious; a

Eddie Small, a lecturer in Creative

quirky and surreal gallery visit, with

Writing at the University of Dundee, led

lively narration. The characters drew

the showcase with passion. The event

you in, being both distinct and very

brought together a variety of themes -

entertaining.

from dark to light-hearted, side-splitting humour to sentimentality - all in the

Looking at the novelty of writing culture

space of an hour. The student’s works

was Lorna, who ironically explored

were “6 different voices to be heard.”

many of the tropes and stereotypes of writers and Scotland. The piece was

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The night started with a short poem:

very distinct, ending with everyone

‘Sir Madam’ by Gavin, which was an

in fits of laughter. The final student

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to speak was Eileen, who gave an

On the topic of breaking conventional

exceptionally true and wonderful

barriers, The Dundee Comics Creative

composite account of growing up in Ireland and her relationship with her grandparents; the fond memories she shared, humorously, of her grandmother were particularly moving.

Space presented the works of the youth involved, including a wide range of hand drawn zines. In this instance, it was impressive to see the festival open to all ages and literary talents, not only for the benefit of the enterprising youths

In such a short space of time, these students managed to convey so much, consistently illuminating the room with their creativity.

but also to promote a wider diversity to art. The young artists themselves (from the local primary schools) were very energetically encouraging passing visitors to browse (and buy) their

Later in the festival, I went to the “Ex Libris” (an inscription on a bookplate,

works, potentially kick-starting their careers in comics and more.

showing the name of the creator) art and book fair, in order to engage with many of the writers and creative folk involved with making the festival so dynamic. The event was organised by Katheryn Briggs, who brought everyone together for the afternoon.

Ever heard about a magical dark fantasy set in Kirkcaldy with Fairies? Or how about a collection of poems made up of words and phrases that you’ve heard in an environment? I hadn’t until I met writers Caren and Craig Gilbert. I was compelled by the Fife based couple,

Starting off, I spoke to Thomas Heitler, a funky/sci-fi illustrator. His work

as their works (while entirely separate) were so compelling, given their

has many similarities to Jean Giraud

complete uniqueness.

(Mobius) and retro style comics or animation (a recurring trend amongst independent comic artists). I was

I wanted the festival to last forever; I didn’t want it to end. There is so much

taken by how he had art that was both invitingly warm and equally morbid, covering the theme of death through art that seems familiar from my childhood.

He was passionate about his works, and spoke openly about the need to

more I would love to discuss, but alas, everything has to come to an end sometime. This has only hyped me for next year’s festival, which I cannot wait for, eager to see the best writers in the world (in Dundee) again.

see new and independent artists, as it is important to break conventional barriers in art.

ALASTAIR LETCH

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The Dundee University LGBT+ society strives to provide support and amazing opportunities for LGBT+ students and the wider community in Dundee.

By Sally Melville, President of the UoD LGBT+ Society

With the introduction of the new

who just want to talk to someone

context of empowering LGBT +

committee and the growth of our

who has had similar experiences.

young people, is exceptionally

society we have introduced new

We also have a unique cooperation

important.

roles such as lesbian, gay, bisexual,

with the Abertay LGBT society and

transgender and asexual liaison

we definitely think this could be

We are extremely proud of some

officers who are a direct point

something new for other societies to

of the projects we have been

of contact for members who are

try - we think cooperation between

involved in this year, and the

experiencing particular issues or

the universities, especially in the

projects and ideas we are currently

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developing. Alex Muir, the LGBT representative on the

across the city. As the city and university becomes

Student Representative Council as well as our Secretary,

internationally renowned for achievements, it is even

has worked hard on a project that allows transgender

more important to celebrate the diversity as well as

and gender diverse individuals better access to sports

highlight the issues facing LGBT+ people in Dundee.

and gym facilities on campus by offering awareness training of transgender issues to ISC staff. This has

On a personal level, I became involved in the society in

been a personal issue for him and he has recognised

first year and the support system I have built up over the

the benefits that exercise and physical activity can

years has been fantastic, and now I have made friends

have for other transgender and gender diverse people

for life in the society. I was really passionate about

who experience the barriers to access that he has

getting involved with the society and I felt I would

sought to overcome. We have recently run events for

make it my mission to give LGBT+ members the best

Asexuality Awareness week for the first time at Dundee,

university experience possible. In a rather strange turn

showing films and documentaries about asexual lives,

of events, my girlfriend is also the new President of

which was particularly eye opening and created a new

Abertay LGBT+ so we have been able to work together

understanding among our members. We are very open

to improve LGBT+ student experience in Dundee as a

to collaboration with other societies, and have worked with the Mental Health Society in the past to run a discussion group concerning LGBT and surrounding mental health issues.

Additionally, we work with other 3rd sector organisations

‘We are also excited to be involved with organising Dundee’s first ever Pride in 2017

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such as LEAP Sports, LGBT Youth Scotland and Scottish Queer International Film Festival (SQUIFF) and we recently helped deliver an event at Abertay University discussing the visibility of LGBT+ athletes and their activism in the run up to the Sochi Winter Olympics and the wider political climate for LGBT+ Russians.

couple which has been amazing. As a community, we still face stigmatisation and discrimination in the majority of the world and that is something we wish to address within the society - we worked together to organise a

This cooperation with Abertay has been essential in strengthening the wider support network for LGBT+ students because students know they will always have somewhere to hang out and socialise with other LGBT+ people. Dundee and Abertay LGBT+ societies now

vigil for the city of Dundee in City Square following the Orlando Massacre earlier this year, something we were all deeply affected by. It gave us the strength to speak out in solidarity with the Dundee community and our LGBT+ community worldwide, in local and national news.

work collaboratively on all events, and all students of both universities are welcome to our events. While the committees act independently we have regular joint committee meetings which allow us to collaborate and share the workload of running and financing events.

Due to this expansion, we now also welcome nonstudents to events, as we feel it’s important to strengthen the Dundee LGBT+ community as a whole.

Working with the society and working as the society President has given me a newfound confidence in myself, and the strength to work within a collective group. The people I meet through the society constantly inspire me, challenge me and teach me to be more open and expressive about who I am, which is so different from the shy, unconfident person I was after I had just come out in 2013.

We are also excited to be involved with organising Dundee’s first ever Pride in 2017, a huge milestone for the representation of LGBT+ people

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Networking:

The Perks of NOT Being a Wallflower Networking: as an innate ability, seems to exist in

you don’t ask, you don’t get. It is however, important to

very few people, yet for many, it is an essential part of

remember to give back, networking works best if you

securing future prospects. There is, after all, only so far

build genuine relationships.

you can go on your own, no matter what career you want to go into and with ever increasing employment

The next step is to expand your network: meet as many

competition it can be useful to know people who can

people as possible.

back your corner.

The classical image envisaged when thinking of ‘networking’ is that of a bunch of loud businessmen

Networking works best if you build genuine relationships.

handing out business cards and delivering handshakes on a sunny day in an American hotel ballroom.

Join groups related to your area of interest. This could

These kind of events do exist and those wanting to go

be a university society or a wider community group;

into business will almost certainly have to attend one at

whichever it is, it’s going to help you meet likeminded

some point; however a huge amount of what networking

people. Furthermore, the heads of these groups are

actually is is much closer to home.

normally reasonably well connected to the area you are looking at. Once you are part of a group and actively

When you are starting to think about developing a

participating in the area you want to meet contacts in,

network that you can use to further your ambitions,

you will find that a lot more opportunities come up to

your first port of call should be to see who you already

allow you to further pursue your aspirations.

know and reconnect with those who are going to be useful. This may seem cold and tactical at first glance

Think of joining the group as the first step on the ladder.

but don’t be afraid to utilise your connections, potential

Attend events. Simple, there are tonnes of events on

or real, to help you. Most of the time, people are only

constantly. Don’t immediately dismiss certain events

too happy to help and as the age old phrase goes: if

as irrelevant because they aren’t obviously linked to

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what you want to do. I have met invaluable charitable,

on hand, and don’t be scared to ask for an

political and business contacts at exhibitions, dances

e-mail address. For more casual contacts, like those

and presentations. The key at these events is to be

in a group, Facebook can equally be an acceptable form

calm, smile, and don’t cling to the corner of the room.

of contact, although I would not recommend it for

There are no perks of being a wallflower when it comes

professional contacts, unless of course you are looking

to networking. There is generally a host or a major

to go into PR. Make sure that you keep in contact with

personality in the room - if you meet them you will

the people you meet. Don’t just message them six

soon meet everyone else. If the event is even vaguely

months after meeting them with a request; by that point

interesting you should manage to derive enough small

they will have forgotten who you are.

talk on it to get you reasonably acquainted with some of the other guests.

So to summarise what we’ve learned: be bold, get out and about, be friendly, be helpful and develop and

Next step: get a job. This can be in the form of an

maintain a relationship. If all goes well then not only

internship, work-experience, or freelance work,

will you be in contact with people who can help you

whatever gets your foot in the door. Not only will

professionally but you will also develop some real

working in the relevant industry provide you with a

friendships and meet some incredibly inspiring people.

wealth of experience which will look good for any further opportunities, it will also allow you to meet a

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wealth of people working in the industry and become acquainted with them on a professional level.

Once you’ve met people you have to maintain contact.

On principle remember to get some form of contact for the people you have been speaking to.

Many professionals will readily have business cards

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Corporate Psychopaths M

ost of us have a general idea of the common

many as 1 in 5 high achieving corporate professionals

traits associated with being an entrepreneur:

have clinically significant psychopathic traits.

hard work, determination, confidence, an ability to

Psychopaths, or as some diagnosed professionals

adapt and strong leadership. Recent research however,

prefer to go by, sociopaths, can display a range of

highlights something else that is contributing to the

traits including being cunning, manipulative, devoid of

success of entrepreneurs and top professionals such as

loyalty, egotistical, unremorseful and most importantly

lawyers and bankers. That thing is psychopathy.

for corporate psychopaths: charming.

Now before I accidentally commit defamation by

Psychopaths are driven by great self-interest and a

implying Richard Branson is the guy out of American

belief of superiority, they will do almost anything to

Psycho, I want to clarify what I mean by the term

get to the top. Their absence of moral guilt means they

psychopath. Despite the image portrayed by popular

can weave a mask of manipulation often displaying

culture, psychopaths are not all deranged killers;

comical conversation, displays of friendship and even

contrary to this, many are highly accomplished

at times a show of empathy - or rather, learned traits

professionals. A recent study by forensic psychologist

implemented to deceive.

Nathan Brooks from Bond University showed that as

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unremorseful charming

no loyalty

manipulative egotistical cunning The psychopathic traits of drive, manipulation,

Similar to criminal psychopaths, corporate

charm and ego can be very effective in enterprise.

psychopaths don’t tend to do things small. A need for

Psychopaths can apply themselves to becoming richer

grandiose actions is still there so they often take huge

and more powerful without a care for anyone else.

risks. However, they can also blend in with others in a way that makes them the “near-perfect invisible human

‘The “near-perfect invisible human predator”’

predator,” as described in Snakes in Suits: When Psychopaths Go to Work.

With 1 in 100 people estimated to be a psychopath, Those with primary psychopathy (the type referred to

this rate significantly higher amongst those with a

in this article) have been shown to not only be more

high IQ, it is likely that there is at least one sitting in

driven towards their target but to also be better at

your lecture: a shrewd, cunning, charming, intelligent,

making correct business decisions.

“near-perfect invisible human predator”. They may just be the next big thing in the corporate world…or a star

The corporate psychopath expresses their desire for

on Crimewatch.

power through control of markets, money, making gambles and playing what they see as a big game.

Corporate psychopaths seek power over this in the

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same way that criminal psychopaths seek to control their victims.

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Current Affairs

OUT OF THE FRYING PAN AND INTO THE FREEZER O

ne of the most prominent events to have

This culminated in Russia’s dismissal from the UN

transpired in the last couple of years is

Human Right’s Council (UNHRC) due to its bombing

the perceptible worsening of relations

campaign waged in Syria that has been accused

between Russia and the West. Arguably it began

of ‘indiscriminate bombing’. The loss of Russia’s

with the illegal annexation of Crimea, but the situa-

seat will be considered a major diplomatic blow to

tion worsened with Russia’s support for the Assad

Vladimir Putin, who will be isolated even further

Regime, directly contradicting that of the West.

from the global community, furthering the rift and

Russia is determined to prove that it is immune to

potentially causing Russia to become a ‘pariah’ state.

the pressure of the US and has reputed any attempt

This dismissal has led to an angry and unapologetic

at an intervention, instead providing military support,

response from Russia, who have instead sought to

much to the indignation of the West. This challenge

downplay the expulsion as anti-Russian propaganda

to ‘American international hegemony’ has caused

perpetrated by the West. Russia’s state funded

many to warn of an increased resurgence of old

television network, Russia Today, labelled the

rivalries.

incident as a ‘flagrant attempt to discredit and further demonise’ Russia. To highlight its case, Russia

These tensions were significantly heightened when

invoked the example of Saudi Arabia. A country

Russia announced its intention to send warships

with an extremely poor human rights record, who

through the English Chanel en route to aid the Syrian

has also been engaged in a bombing campaign in

government. This unprecedented show of force in

Yemen that has been described as ‘war crimes’.

the North Atlantic has not occurred since the Cold

Yet it was still re-elected to the UNHRC, leading to

War. It was met with apprehension from the UK and

calls of hypocrisy at the West who have ignored the

NATO, having been described by NATO as ‘their

crimes of its ally and seemingly targeted Russia.

largest naval deployment in decades’. Analysts

Again, perpetuating the cycle of discord between

believe the purpose is to ‘project an image of

the countries.

military power and readiness to deter opponents from opposing its foreign policy.’ These events are

Another source of contention has emerged concern-

similar to the ‘posturising’ present during the Cold

ing Russia’s alleged involvement in the US election.

War, where East and West sought to deter the other

Where it has faced ‘allegations of dumping sensitive

by showcasing its military strength to the other.

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data, infiltrating official servers, manipulating online

All of these incidents have reignited the kind of

blogs and even hacking voter records’. This alleged

hostility present in the cold war. Amongst the

interference has primarily been to the benefit of

biggest factors for this is the vilification that is

Donald Trump, who has in the past praised Putin

present on both sides of the media, where both

as a strong and ‘highly respected’ leader. This

countries are faced with accusations and are

interference has been great source of frustration

demonised by the other. If Russia and the West do

to the Clinton campaign. Information released has

not mend their

included excerpts from her secretive Wall Street speeches, Democratic Party collaborations against Bernie Sanders and other revelations concerning the ‘inner workings’ of her campaign. All of which has

This alleged interference has primarily been to the benefit of Donald Trump

caused damaged to her reputation and caused her to go on the offensive against WikiLeaks and the

fractious relationship then it is clear that the Cold

Russian government. However, much like its response

War is not over, and the time since its conclusion

to its dismissal from the UNHRC, it refuted these

represented merely the suspension of antagonism,

accusations as propaganda, and denounced it as

not the termination. Whether legitimate or

prejudice. The Russian Foreign Minister, Sergey

prejudiced, the resurgence of the information war is

Lavrov, asserted that the allegations were

a sure sign of the deterioration of relations,

‘ridiculous’ and ‘baseless’. Regardless of the

resembling the intrinsic propaganda that was the

legitimacy of these accusations, 55% of US adults

embodiment of the non-violent Cold War, waged

believe Russia is exercising undue influence, thus the

between East and West.

cultural divide has already ensued and what began as a disagreement regarding a resolution to Syria has

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now struck a chord much closer to home.

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NEXT EXIT

BREXIT

The Vote of a Lifetime On the 23rd of June 2016 British voters decided to leave the European Union in a withdrawal known as Brexit. 51.9% of the UK voted to leave the EU - surprising many and showing just how disillusioned people felt - marking the departure from an organisation we had been a part off since 1973.

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EU leaders were quick to express regret for

the financial markets it reacted with volatility,

the decision, later reaffirming their stance that

relegating the pound to its ‘lowest level in

Britain should leave the EU quickly and would

more than 30 years against the dollar.’ The

fail to receive a better deal than the one it

financial implications of Brexit have been far

enjoyed with membership. The implications

from positive, as reports suggest the world’s

for the exit had ramifications worldwide, with

biggest banks are planning a ‘mass exodus’

global stock markets losing an estimated

when the UK leaves the EU, and that an

$2 trillion since the vote, paying testament

additional ‘5,000 financial services firms are

to the significance of the decision, not just

at risk.’ This is primarily due to the EU’s no

on a national but on an international level.

tariff system. 44% of all goods and services

It also highlighted just how widespread the

are exported to the EU, which equates to

disparities were between countries in the UK,

around £220 billion a year. Therefore with

where Northern Ireland and Scotland generally

such a large percentage of the UK economy

took a pro-EU stance and England and Wales

directed to a single trading block, the potential

took a more negative stance. These differing

cost increase for countries doing business has

viewpoints have put great strain on the union

caused many to relocate. The possibility for

as increased calls have come from these areas

further economic repercussions was echoed

to veto the Brexit vote, which would be the

when the UK lost its top AAA credit rating

biggest challenge towards the unity of the

from S&P. Who believed the vote would lead

union since its inception in 1707.

to ‘a deterioration of the UK's economic

One of the biggest implications of Brexit was

performance, including its large financial

the financial fallout. When news of the vote hit

services sector’?

Current Affairs

Another unanswered question posed

The news of Brexit has predictably

far from amicable. The ensuing

by Brexit was the future of the

lead to calls of a second Scottish

uncertainty brought about by

EU’s visa-free travel system, where

independence referendum, a

Brexit has diminished the UK’s

citizens can go anywhere in the EU

possibility that was almost instantly

popularity amongst is neighbours,

without having to pay. It is predicted

seized upon by Scotland’s First

as they implore the UK to make

that upon our departure, if we fail to

minister, Nicola Sturgeon, who

their departure quick. The UK has

negotiate free travel, UK citizens will

described its feasibility as ‘highly

become a pariah in the European

have to apply and pay to visit each

likely’. However, since then her

community, as it has rejected closer

individual country, adding further

proponency of a second referendum

relation with other states in favour

to the UK separation from itself and

has somewhat diminished, having

of going it alone. Therefore it does

the EU.

recently said it will occur ‘only if she

not just need to fix its forthcoming

believes it is the best or only way to

economic woes, but also its image

protect Scotland’s interests.’ This,

and relationship with its allies.

44% of all goods and services are exported to the EU, which equates to around £220 billion a year.

again, leaves Scotland’s voters in an uncertain future regarding their

By Calumn Wilson

membership.

The primary intention of Brexit was to show how disfranchised UK voters have become with the EU system. As it seeks to negotiate

Among the flurry of uncertainties unleashed by the result, the questions of Scotland’s membership to the EU remained one of the most prominent dilemmas. Scottish voters, unlike their Welsh and English counterparts, had chosen overwhelmingly to remain in the EU. The margin of votes sat at 62% to 38%, thrusting Scotland into the European limelight as it faces the prospect of being forcibly removed from an organisation in which it

its own trade deals, the more uncertainty it imparts on EU states and the possibility of a beneficial and fair relationship becomes less and less. While the UK made clear its intention to invoke Article 50 by the end of March 2017, marking the formal departure process, EU states are still left to deal with the uncertainty until that time and the loss of one of its biggest trading partners. So far the responses from European countries have been

democratically chose to remain.

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CAMPUS CENSORSHIP

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T GES G I B ON THE K C A AT T MIC E D IN A ACA M N EDO TIO FRE A R E GEN

PREV

ENT

Recently a lot of fuss has been made about the perceived

certain speakers from giving talks on campuses. In

illiberalness of today’s universities. Students, we are

my experience the best tactic to challenge speakers

told, are being denied the “intellectual challenge of

who are pedalling unsavoury views is to attend their

debating conflicting view”

show and use questions to draw them out into the

. I agree. Free speech on

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our campus is under a calculated assault by powerful

open and hopefully expose their ridiculous views. This

forces with ulterior motives - but why? By whom? Who

is, for example, what Dundee’s own Action Palestine

are the thought-police that are stalking campuses,

Society did when an American-Israeli speaker gave a

silencing our students and academics alike, suffocating

talk here. Mr Larry, as he’s now affectionately known,

the blossoming intellectuals in an atmosphere of fear

left rather flustered after having been questioned very

and self-censorship? Who could possibly wish to repress

thoroughly, was shown to have lied liberally throughout

speech in our free, open society, in the very place where

his speech and subsequently made some embarrassing

ideas are supposed to be freely cultivated, exchanged

climb-downs. No violation of free speech occurred.

and challenged?

One side just soundly won the debate, and the whole exchange was quite jovial. I believe this is the best way

For the most part, the accusations of censorship have

to challenge problematic views and people.

been levied against student bodies, societies and unions across the UK. Commentators such as Tom Slater,

However, I also accept that it is responsible for both

director of Free Speech University Rankings, point

universities and unions to decline from hosting certain

to boycotts, ‘no platform’ and ‘safe space’ policies as

speakers on the basis that they or the organisation

examples of censorship. “Ban-happy” student unions

that they represent are especially harmful. It would be

controlled by overzealous feminists and Black Lives

unusual, for example, for a radical pastor promoting gay

Matter activists are, apparently, the principle culprits.

conversion therapy to be given a platform at a university,

While I commend Mr Slater’s instincts in sniffing out

outwith the context of a debate. This is not censorship;

something rotten on our campuses, I’m afraid I disagree

this is just choosing not to expend your own resources

with him in two main ways; first, I believe he has applied

to give individuals whose views you wish not to endorse

a gratuitously broad definition of censorship to lump

a platform. The pastor is perfectly within his rights

legitimate actions and policies in with flagrant examples

to stand on the steps of Dalhousie and scream about

of censorship, and secondly, he has failed to address the

the impending wrath that liberal society will face, but

elephant in the room - there is something more sinister

booking Lecture Theatre 4 for the spectacle is another

afoot than the protests of campus progressives.

matter entirely.

First let’s take a broad look at the actions that have

Mr Slater has categorised certain policies of student

given rise to the accusation of censorship, and see

unions, such as having a zero tolerance policy to sexist

if they fit the bill as violating free speech. Let me

and racist harassment on their premises, as constituting

start off by saying that I, personally, feel that in

a violation of freedom of speech. This is nonsense. A

most circumstances it is wrong to attempt to ban

students’ union is a private members club, not a public

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institution. Like any pub, club or shop, it has the right to

newspaper, or who have passed a Boycott, Divest, and

impose any internal policy it likes – subject to statutory

Sanction motion as examples of ‘code red’ offences

duties. A student union that has a policy of banning

in his Free Speech Universities Rankings matrix. Here,

persons who harass its members has the authority to do

he betrays the objective standards he pretends to

so, under the same power that many clubs ban persons

base his rankings on. No serious person can claim that

from their premises for not wearing the designated club

commercial decisions like deciding not to stock The Sun

jacket, or that a publican can refuse entry and service

or refusing to source orange juice from illegal Israeli

to any person whom he or she does not like the look

settlements as violating your freedom of speech. Let’s

of. Then why should unions trying to regulate their own

be clear; you do not have a right to force a shop to

power by establishing fair, objective, and transparent

stock your favoured products. I can’t invoke the ECHR

rules that protect the interests of its members be held to

to demand that the Premier stock Taytos or that Liar bar

a higher standard than other private bodies? Why should

put Harp on tap, much as I’d like to. Nor then, should

unions, whose policies are decided upon democratically

I be able to invoke the law to demand that legitimate

and who aim to be as open and inclusive as possible, be

procurement policies with democratic mandates be

accused of censorship when any other private body can

overturned or changed.

exclude persons from their premises for any reason it chooses, regardless of how unfair or arbitrary that reason

Current coverage of campus censorship have focused

is? This does not imply that the union should prevent

almost solely on tenuous claims against union policies

people from debating on the legitimacy of these policies.

and student protests, ignoring the much larger threat to

You are absolutely within your rights to shout about PC

free speech posed by recent legislation. These skewed

gone mad and how in the good old days this sort of carry

priorities can only be accounted for as either politically

on was just good banter on SU premises, so long as you

motivated hypocrisy or wilful ignorance.

don’t actually harass someone whilst you’re doing it.

The Counter-Terrorism and Security Act 2015, which established the UK-wide PREVENT strategy, has

Free speech on our campus is under a calculated assault - but why? By whom?

introduced a disturbing programme of repression and surveillance onto university campuses across the UK. The government initially proposed the legislation as a ‘light-touch’ strategy to combat the spread of extremist ideologies, particularly radical Islam. The section that dealt with its application to universities, colleges and

More problematically, Mr Slater has tried to pass

schools initially intended to restrict only events at which

off decisions that student unions make about their

radical clerics were speaking. However, the Government

procurement policies as constituting censorship. He

later removed any reference to ‘cleric’ in the final Bill,

cites institutions that have stopped selling The Sun

meaning that now

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any speaker at any event that can be categorised –

their students. PREVENT doesn’t merely operate on a

however strenuously – as ‘radical’ is subject to the

surveillance basis. It imposes legal duties on universities

PREVENT regime.

that pervade every aspect of university life. Unions have been forced to hand over the details of members

PREVENT turns university staff into intelligence gatherers

of their Islamic Society to the police under PREVENT

coordinating with the police’s PURSUE unit to spy on

legislation. Timetabling departments now have to review

students deemed to fulfil vague criteria that might make

all room-bookings for any events that might fall under

them at risk of radicalism of any kind. This ‘radicalism’

the category of ‘radical’ for the purposes of the Act.

does not even have to be violent. PREVENT aims to

Under PREVENT, I am aware that the following have

control the ‘pre-criminal space’; in plain English that’s

been cancelled or put under surveillance:

‘lawful activities’. Students who approach their advisors •

with personal problems such as mental health, welfare, or

Birkbeck College’s Institutional Islamophobia Conference was cancelled (September 2015)

financial issues, and who also express “a desire for social •

or political change” will have their case file given to the

Southampton’s Conference on Zionism was cancelled (April 2015)

internal PREVENT committee, staffed by senior staff and •

police personnel. Of course, not all students will be treated as suspects. A white student with a welfare issue who

Bath University, Conference on Understanding Conflict in the Modern World was placed under

expresses anti-immigrant views is unlikely to be referred

surveillance (June 2015) •

to committee; a Muslim student who expresses anger at political corruption in Pakistan will probably not be so

University of Dundee, Talk on BDS placed under surveillance (March 2016)

lucky. PREVENT also targets students in studying particular disciplines. For example, if you are a student writing an

Make no mistake, PREVENT legislation is no ‘light-

essay on the Middle East and happen to engage with the

touch’ anti-terror initiative; it is an attempt to spy on

subject with some enthusiasm, that is also cause for your

and repress dissent on our campuses. It is the biggest

file to be handed over to PREVENT for review. International

attack on academic freedom in a generation. It is a

Relations student Mohammed Umar Farooq found himself

state censorship programme targeting our universities.

being interrogated by police for reading a textbook on terrorism that was part of the recommended reading for the Kevin Burns

Terrorism Studies module he had enrolled in. This legislation creates atmosphere of fear, distrust, and self-censorship on our campuses; particularly among Muslim students. The majority of academics do not want to act as government

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agents, with the University and College Union criticising

killing free speech’ (The Telegraph, 18 Dec 2015)

Javier Espinoza, ‘Politically correct universities are

PREVENT as an attack on basic academic freedoms and a major threat to the relationship of trust between staff and

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CHRISTMAS SHOPPING In Designer Dundee

A

s everyone knows, Dundee is a fab wee city. However, sometimes for shopping, you need to think outside the box a little. The

Overgate holds many of our favourite stores, and yet it’s mostly stuff we can find elsewhere with some small exceptions. The Thistles shop located on the ground floor has some special treats stocked inside - their ‘fanny baws’ mug is a must-have for foreign students, to pass on the local lingo to their families and friends back home. Likewise, Ness, located on the first floor, is a great store for buying quality Scottish products to take home to a loved-one. When Dundee is home to so many incredible designers, we should pay homage to them rather than paying for the mass-produced products in so many of our well-known stores.

Along Perth Road are my favourite shops - The Windsor Gallery in particular. In here you will find just about anything you’re looking for - cards, jewellery (to suit all budgets), scarves, bags, purses, wallets, journals, and candles. Whatever you can think of, there’s a 99% chance they have it, so pop in and see for yourself! Just a few doors along is Vintage Strings, which is perfect if you know someone who plays an instrument. Mike who works there is so helpful and is great to talk to, so it’s definitely worth a wander in!

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Onto an area of Dundee that tends to be forgotten,

to be even bigger and better! A must-have if you have

Exchange Street is a treasure trove for gifts. Have

friends and family who enjoy one-of-a-kind trinkets you

someone in your life with a slightly alternative edge?

won’t find anywhere else!

A look in Hard Grind is a must, and the staff are more than happy to help. Further along the street is Mandi

Checking out the Christmas Night Market at Dukes

Candi Boutique - perfect if you have a lass in your life

Corner would be a great idea, as it is guaranteed to get

who likes things with a little sparkle! Also on Exchange

you into the Christmassy mood, especially if it’s a cold

Street is Swankie Jo’s, a fantastic gift shop which again

night and you’ve got a drink to keep you warm. As if

has jewellery to suit all budgets, as well as quirky gifts

30 craft beers on tap isn’t enough good news, there’s

and homeware. If you’re looking for something unusual,

going to be plenty of goods for sale, including some of

you must have a browse in here! They also sell fantastic

the students from the Illustration department, who are

artwork by local artists, which is great for keeping a little

not only selling their fabulous gifts but also fundraising

piece of ‘Fundee’ in your home once you’ve graduated!

for their Degree Show in May - more reason to go! It’s on December 6th - starting at 6pm. There’s no entry fee

Speaking of artists, there’s a fantastic gift shop at the

and children are welcome until 8pm, so that’s excellent

DCA - they sell a range of items suitable for babies and

news if you’re a Dundee local and looking for a family

toddlers too, which makes a nice break from the usual

night out!

Toys “R” Us trip that Christmas always brings. If you have a sweet tooth, they sell the delightful Nikki McWilliams

On December 10th, there’s a Christmas market on

Custard Cream cushions, which have been featured

at the HM Frigate Unicorn. Where better to soak up some Dundee culture? It’s on a Saturday and starts at

Don’t let the memories of primary school bric-a-brac scare you - there is so much talent among the local artisans here in Dundee.

10am - so the perfect way to start off your day before continuing the Christmas shopping at the Steeple Church. On the same day, they’re hosting a similar event, along with a raffle and tombola - and it’s open until 3pm!

Perfect for stopping for lunch to refuel.

Throughout December, no doubt there will be various stalls outside the Union and in DJCAD fundraising for

in numerous interior design magazines. If you know

different charities and committees, so please stop by

someone who is stressing out over deadlines, why not

these too and have a nosey. Spreading some Christmas

buy them an adult colouring book? DJCAD graduate

cheer along the way and funding our local designers,

Johanna Basford started the trend (and also created a

as well as getting some original pieces for friends and

world shortage of colouring pencils), and although her

family is sure to put a smile on everyone’s face on

books are my personal favourite, there are now so many

Christmas morning.

adult colouring books available.

Serena Todd If that’s not enough for you, and you’re still left scratching your head and struggling for gift ideas, why not try the local Christmas markets? Don’t let the memories of primary school bric-a-brac scare you there is so much talent among the local artisans here in Dundee. Here are a few: The Dundee Ethical and Scottish Christmas Fair is in Dundee City Square every day from 10am, from December 3rd - 18th. Even better, it’s their 10th anniversary, so this year’s selection is going

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Refusing to Let it G A

s the colder months approach, the world is

In the motion picture industry, Walt was considered

flooded with Christmas lights and advent

one of the world’s greatest innovators, venturing into

calendars. This can only mean one thing: wrapping

the television enterprise with Walt’s Wonderful World

yourself up in a blanket on the sofa while watching as

of Colour. Following this, he continued combining live

many Disney films as humanly possible.

action with colour animation to create the beloved Mary Poppins in 1964.

Well, what perfect timing! This December will commemorate 50 years since the death of the

Each classic creation is a combination of joy, fear,

animation marvel Walt Disney.

sadness, and laughter, making each and every tale a timeless one by teaching viewers life lessons. Every

Born in December 1901, Walt grew up in Chicago,

moment is magical. It’s the scene where Bambi’smoth-

Illinois, with his mother, father, and four siblings.

er died that taught about life and loss (as well as emo-

Although money was scarce in the Disney family,

tionally draining us for the week). It was The Jungle

Walt was still encouraged to pursue his talent of

Book which introduced the world’s catchiest song:

drawing whilst growing up. He spent his teenage

The Bare Necessities. It was Pinocchio that taught how

years as an ambulance driver in the Red Cross

sometimes one just gets swallowed by a great, giant

where he creatively decorated his vehicle with

whale.

drawings and illustrations. Walt was intrigued by the small-filled world of animation, and after

The frontier of the motion picture industry was built

leaving the Red Cross he soon established his

upon a team of animators. Today, we need to remem-

Laugh-O-Grams business selling short, humorous

ber and appreciate the time and effort spent making

animations to different companies.

these stunning films. The complexity and level of detail required to turn countless drawings into a flowing,

Sadly, the business closed due to bankruptcy,

animated scene is often miscalculated as current tech-

but Walt remained undiscouraged as he sought a

nology explodes. For the creation of Snow White and

new start in Hollywood. He drew success from his

the Seven Dwarfs, a minimum of 570 crew members

Alice series and soon won an Academy Award for

were involved. It took around 166,000 single images to

his creation, Flowers and Trees, the first coloured

create the full 83 minutes of genius.

animation. In 1937, Walt Disney premiered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, the first full-length

In 1966, Walt Disney was diagnosed with lung cancer

animated feature. Even though the film accumulat-

and died at the age of 65. His memory lives on in his 11

ed a staggering cost of $1,499,000 during the age

theme parks across the world, 56 animated movies (in-

of Depression, it is still considered a monumental

cluded recently premiered Moana), and the merchan-

moment in motion picture history.

dise which fills every child’s (and student’s—it’s okay, we won’t judge) bedroom. It is clear the name Walt Disney will not be forgotten anytime soon.

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Top 5 Disney movies to watch over the festive holidays Frozen:

A Christmas Carol:

You all knew it was coming. But who can resist the temptations of Arendelle with its snow and sister power, ice and essential warm hugs?

A classic tale with a touch of classic Disney greatness; this retelling cannot be forgotten as you start to wrap up those festive goodies.

A touch of Jim Carrey goes a long way, turning even the greatest of Scrooges into a jolly Christmas lover.

Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas:

The Nightmare Before Christmas:

A 90’s kid favourite, this is a Disney Christmas classic. Although not one of the first remembered in the huge list of Disney productions, this animation features Mickey, Minnie, and all the gang as they tell three festive tales about the joys of December 25th.

Sparking some debate around the holiday season is the tale of Pumpkin King, Jack Skeleton, who stumbles upon Christmastown in his longing for something more than his everyday Halloween. Whether you consider this film suitable for Halloween or Christmas, surely any film featuring a Santa suit must be an addition to the holiday list.

Toy Story:

In a time when toys are of the upmost importance, this Disney Pixar series of films will be sure to pull on your heart strings and make you fall in love with your Bratz doll or Action Man all over again. And if you can squeeze in the rest (you’ll find it a most therapeutic way to calm down after the mad stress of exams), remember the wonder that was Walt Disney and his fantastic animation team.

Corrie Gorman

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Sparkle is in abundance this time of year; from glitter, to sequins, to beading, all the way to makeup. Whether you have a festive party, work night out or simply want to get on board with the glitter in your everyday life, here is a rundown of the best ways you can step into what I hereby name The Glitter Place and tips to incorporate some sparkle into your look. Whether you like your glitz kept on the down low or you plan on going all out this party season, there is something out there for you!

Arguably the subtlest way to add some sparkle to a look is through makeup. A glitter nail polish is one of the easiest ways to quickly add something special – you could go for a singular accent nail or apply to every nail and you will add something without going over the top.

You also have the option of covering your entire nail in pigment or using a top coat that provides just a little shine. Glitter can also be applied to the eyes. Through a shimmery eyeshadow or pressed pigment patted over the lid or in the inner corner of the eye, you can easily New Look, £3.99

brighten it up. Another choice would be glitter liner. This Barry M, £3.99

can be applied as a base so that any eyeshadow on top has a hint more sparkle than usual, all over existing eyeshadow on the eyelid as a thin layer of shimmer, or over some black liquid liner to create a glittery cat eye that is perfect for a night out.

Urban Decay, £14 If you are not feeling the glittery makeup (not everyone does), then think about pairing some small accessories with your outfit. Items such as sparkly tights or a dazzling hair bow are little touches that can step a normal Urban Decay, £14

outfit up a notch. Despite being such small details, accessories like this can really enhance a plain outfit!

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New Look, £22.99 It is time to go one step further. If you want something more, then pick one key piece of clothing to work with.

This could be a top with sequin or beadwork, or even some staple shoes or a distinctive bag.

The trick to not feeling overwhelmed by sparkle is to make the rest of your outfit simple. Think an all-black outfit with coppery gold sequined shoes, or a plain bodysuit underneath a patterned embellished skirt. It is a balancing act and needs to be perfected – take some Topshop, £50

time to try on the item with various tops or bottoms in your wardrobe to find what compliments it best! Often outfits can feel too ‘busy’ when there are too many pat-

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terns or textures going on, and so finding a simple piece to go with your sparkly item will make you appear much more poised and put-together.

Now comes the section for those of us who live for glitter, especially at this time of year. Take one look at the shops this season and I am sure you will find a dress, playsuit or jumpsuit covered in glitter that screams ‘WEAR ME’. For these items, you do not need to accessorise too much, as the singular piece speaks for itself. I would recommend going for some plain heels or boots, a simple bag and some understated earrings to match.

And of course, a pinch of confidence does help when it comes to pulling off this kind of look. If you are lacking in this department then do not fret. Fake it ‘til you make it friend.

When it comes to picking this eye-catching item, there is a scale from extremely glittery to something ever-so-slightly subtler. If you shy away from glitter then go for sequins or beading, and if you think patterned embellishments are too much then lean towards something glittery as the sparkle is (surprisingly) not as in-your-face. Black is also a great colour to lean towards if you worry you will end up resembling a Christmas tree,

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So, there you go, a look at all the types of glittery, sparkly, sequin-y items you may find yourself wearing this party season. I know that many people are turned off by the idea of entering The Glitter Place, but there really is something out there for everyone. Finally, when it comes to any kind of fashion trend you are sceptical over, the trick is to try it on – there is no harm in trying, and you may surprise yourself!

as the darker colour will make the sparkles on top pop, rather than overwhelm the senses.

Written by: Emily Fletcher

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TOP TIPS FOR LAYERING THIS WINTER T

he main point most fashion blogs, articles and magazines will typically make as soon as the cold

weather creeps in is to “use layers!” to ensure your highstreet fashion goes appreciated but keeps you snug. This makes sense, but rarely does such writing elaborate on what kind of layering to use – not everyone has the right combinations just lying around waiting to be paired up.

WORK FROM THE OUTSIDE IN My personal approach to layering outfits is to always

There also comes the problem of still not being warm enough in your layers – this is where you need to think about layering the right things! It is time to dig out those clothes hidden in the recesses of your wardrobe from last year’s (sort of) justified cold weather shop, and take a look at my tips on how to go about layering this season.

start from the outer layer – the kind of coat I want to wear – and work my way in. This way I can accommodate the kind of weather that is brewing on the horizon (a weather app is a saint in this regard!) without worrying about changing my entire outfit. For example, if it is looking like there is going to be dreary winter drizzle approaching, my first point of call is my yellow raincoat.

Luckily, these can be found in an abundance of shops right now and you can source one relatively cheaply in

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a matte fabric or with a reflective sheen. I personally prefer the matte finish, as it works well with a lot of the other textures in my wardrobe. This kind of outfit is so easy to layer; my go-to would be a pale, collared shirt with a navy or green sweater, skinny jeans and boots.

When it comes to cold but dry weather, building an outfit inwards from my camel coat is a personal favourite. If you cannot decide between a cosy sweater and a shirt sometimes pairing both in an unconventional way works best! For me, black jeans and a burgundy sweater with a denim shirt over the top gives me an outfit with an addRegatta, £29.99

ed casual flair. With the camel coat over the top you are successfully blocking out the worst of the winter chill.

It is optional if you want to keep it smart with Chelsea boots but if you fancy a sportier look, I prefer a simple pair of black trainers.

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IT’S ALL IN THE DETAILS Speaking of Halloween, however fleeting these Autumn

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and Winter occasions happen on us, it is always fun to incorporate them into outfits! Adding little details such as orange tights with cosy black socks and boots are the perfect additions to feel pretty and snug simultaneously – or at the very least, prettier and snugger than usual! Pairing this with a wool skirt and blouse or a button-down dress with a snood can pull your Autumn wardrobe into these approaching Winter months. Long necklaces and a wrap scarf can also be great features to incorporate into any outfit, from jeans to dresses, and jazz it up.

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PICK YOUR SWEATER This season brings the issue of sweaters – with so many Topshop, £36

styles on the market these days, it can be difficult to narrow down the search. Some people love a thick and (arguably) ugly monstrosity around about this time of year and others want to avoid this type of jumper like the plague. If you are like me and cannot resist being swamped in a cosy Christmas jumper from the beginning

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of November, then layering here is super important. If the day is mild and I do not want to be sitting somewhere feeling stuffy in a massive sweater and a puff parka jacket, I try to compromise by layering it on top of a plaid shirt and pairing it with a body warmer. This is the one time of the year you can own what I like to call ‘Marty McFly chic’ (except for Halloween, of course) and make it look like your stumbling into 2016 just happened to coincide with your wardrobe selection. Result!

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And finally, of course, when it comes to footwear this time of year: leather boots are a go, suede is a no in wet weather! Comfort is key when it comes to Winter styling and so the importance of the socks inside said shoes also cannot be stressed enough. When the cold weather swings around with a bludgeoning fist of frost and sleet, you will want to be stocked up on some thick and cosy socks!

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Passion Fruit Pudding

COOKING

CORNER

Serves 8

by Gavin Aitken feat. Ellie Biggs

For this particular article I invited a guest into my kitchen to help. The puddings require cake bases, and so my friend Ellie provided and baked for me her cupcake recipe and I showed her the topping to this family favourite pudding of mine.

You are having people round for dinner, you want to impress, but don’t want the hassle of spending hours in the kitchen? This dessert is indulgent and delicious as well as being cheap and easy to make. The tropical flavours of the pineapple and passion fruit make it extremely refreshing, and the sugary full cream makes for the perfect topping. I hope you enjoy this dessert as much as my family and friends do.

INGREDIENTS PUDDING TRIFLE

FOR THE CAKE BASE 100g margarine

6 passion fruits

2 regular eggs

4 large tbsp of icing sugar

100g self-raising flour

600ml double cream

1 Pack of pineapple jelly

100g caster sugar

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EQUIPMENT For this pudding you will need a few pieces of equipment. For your cake base you will require, a large mixing bowl, a baking tray and a cooling rack. An electric mixer or hand held whisk is ideal for the mixing as well. For the topping an electric mixer is also ideal, as well as a dish to place your puddings – a wine glass looks different and is the perfect shape, but small bowls can also be used. A mixing bowl will be needed as well as a measuring jug.

METHOD

1

Preheat your oven to 180C (Gas Mark 4). Place 12 fairy cake cases into your baking tray and set this

2

Put your flour, sugar, margarine and eggs into your large mixing bowl and mix them together with the

3

Once the mixture has been fully mixed, use a teaspoon to dish it into the paper cases. Fill the cases to

aside for later.

electric mixer on a high speed. Do this until all the ingredients are completely incorporated.

no more than two-thirds full and use the back of the teaspoon to flatten and even out the mixture in the case.

4

Place the tray in the oven and cook for 15-20 minutes – a fan oven will likely be quicker – until they are

5

Leave the cakes in the baking tray for about 10 minutes on a cool surface and then transfer them to a

6

Once the cakes have completely cooled, you can begin making the rest of the pudding, starting with the

golden, and a skewer comes out the centre dry.

cooling wire rack and leave them until they are completely cool, about an hour.

jelly. Follow the instructions on the pack of jelly to make the jelly mixture. Place the fairy cake sponges on the bottom of your dish and cover with the jelly mixture. Place them in the fridge to finish set the jelly.

7

Once the base has set you can move on to making the topping for it. Cut open 4 of your passion fruits

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Lastly sift in the icing sugar. Mix all your ingredients together with an electric mixer until the mixture

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carefully and scoop the insides out into your mixing bowl. Measure out your cream and add that to the passion fruit in the bowl.

thickens.

Place this cream mixture on top of the base in the dishes and put back into the fridge until you wish to serve them.

Just before serving your puddings, scoop the insides of the remaining two passion fruits and adorn the top of the pudding with the seeds.

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Now you are ready to serve Enjoy!

Passion Fruit Seeds

Cream

Pineapple Jelly

Cake More Jelly!

Wine Glass

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SHOWER THOUGHTS Showers.

They provide me with a freshness, both literal and

So many joys in life are temporary. A hearty home-made

figurative, that allows the beginning of each day to

meal, a book full of incredible and colorful words, a

feel as if it were a clean slate, a new beginning of sorts.

song. The very nature of humanity is temporary. We live

They’re a luxury too often taken for granted: sometimes

and we die. Such joy is found in things that will last only

they’re a chore you’d rather leave till later, a monotonous

moments, floating away from you like a butterfly that

detail in a mundane routine that will undoubtedly last

you’re desperate to catch hold of. Why do we find it so

a lifetime. But other times, in the midst of the steaming

difficult to find joy and beauty in permanence? We’re

jets of water, they give something more than just

afraid of commitments in life, tentatively tying ourselves

cleanliness. At these times, the stream of hot water

down to one person knowing that we’ll never really find

that runs soothingly over my body gives me some sort

out if they were ‘the one.’ We make consciously harmful

of new perspective - a kind of elixir that allows me to

decisions that impact greatly the planet we inhabit,

observe things in a completely different way. This truly

destroying masses of land as payment for satisfying our

private time of self-reflection is never forced for me

unnecessary and materialistic needs. Is it worth it?

— it comes naturally — and it’s a luxury I unashamedly indulge in.

My daily showers are apparently the only time I dedicate

If you don’t find a happy medium, your wants can overtake your needs…

myself to mulling over my current situations. The hot, refreshing steam from a simple, unadulterated shower

Will we ever be satisfied when we are constantly

straightens out the kinks in my tumultuous emotions,

reminded there’s so much more to own? In a world

making them acceptable to wear in public. It temporarily

like ours, we’re plied day in, day out with garish

rinses the dread I so often feel in the morning, draining

advertisements and ‘next big thing’ trends plastered all

all negative energy from my mind and body and

over social media. We’re completely blind-sided by the

converting those energies into positivity and hope for

invisible and manipulative suited salesmen behind the

the day ahead. For me, showers are better than any

billboards, the TV ads we sing along to in the car, the

medication. Too bad they can’t last forever, eh?

product placements in our favourite movies. They sell us things we don’t need and don’t even really want,

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convincing us with great skill that we need to get out and buy that and spend this to be socially acceptable.

It’s easy for us to point out the negative aspects of this never-ending cycle of want, but it’s harder for us to break away from it. We’re subconsciously pressured by

Regardless of your circumstances, we all willingly go

the people around us to have the latest gear. I’d like to

along with it. We’re all overwhelmingly consumed by

say this is something we outgrow with age, but so many

a need to have ‘stuff.’ Consumers. But why do we bite

of our older generations are still fueled by the same

our tongues and go along with it, knowing that none

attitude towards life, living in constant competition with

of this stuff is what we really need? Is it so we look

each other as to who has the biggest house, the fanciest

good in front of our neighbours? So we can show off on

car, or the best job. It’s a pettiness that’s instilled in us

Instagram our latest gadgets and goodies? Like most of

from birth. In school, we’re bullied if we don’t have the

humankind’s flaws, a perpetual need to have more and

newest schoolbag or light up gym shoes. The need to

a never-ending feeling of dissatisfaction drives us to live

have more is something I don’t think we’ll ever grow out

in a society that thrives off of owning stuff. It’s why we

of. We’re so focused on our own fancies that we never

work 40 hours a week in a job that makes us miserable.

consider the people that have next to nothing.

It’s why we stifle our travel dreams, lock tight our hopes of living life to the fullest.

We never blink an eye at the people who sleep on the streets who would be so grateful for even just a home

Of course, there are people who have loosened the

cooked meal. The mundane things in life are forgotten

shackles of a world like this and embraced a new life

about so often that we neglect their true luxury. When

separate to the pressures of societal wants and needs,

you have nothing, something ‘mundane’ becomes

but truthfully, we all have desires that overwhelm us —

everything. Something simple, like a hot shower, can

desires that make us who we are. We all have an itch that

really change someone’s day.

can lay dormant deep inside our minds, ones that can surreptitiously sneak up on you and suddenly make you want, want, want. It’s human nature, at the end of the day.

Bethany Naismith

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THE NOBEL SCIENCE PRIZES: A BREAKDOWN The Nobel Prizes are a yearly award ceremony that recognizes greatness in a series of chosen fields. For the purposes of hard science there are three sections that apply - medicine or physiology, chemistry and physics. For many, these awards will represent the pinnacle of their career and a representation of the impact their work has had. This year we recognise steps taken to eradicating debilitating disease, making new technologies that could forever change our daily lives and understanding interactions of matter on levels that still elude us. Science sets out to answer the big questions and perhaps a few of these have now been answered. Â

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Medicine or Physiology: This prize was awarded in its totality to Japanese cell biologist Yoshinori Ohsumi for his work on the process known as autophagy. Ohsumi is Japan’s 25th Nobel laureate and only the 4th to be given the award for Medicine or physiology. He is a professor

research into complex multicellular organisms, which includes humans. Autophagy has now been linked to a multitude of life threatening diseases like heart disease, cancer and neurodegenerative disorders. Autophagy has also shown to be an essential part of the molecular mechanism of aging in cells. Work into this field could potentially hold the key to cells that could live forever.

at the Tokyo Institute of Technology’s Institute for Innovative Research. His research collaborators include his spouse, Mariko Ohsumi, a Professor at the Teikyo University of Science.

The existence of autophagy has been confirmed since the 1960’s, however it was not until 1993 that Professor Ohsumi produced a revolutionary paper which was one of the first to understand the mechanisms of the process on a cellular level.

Autophagy is when an organism recycles cellular materials from broken or damaged cells, especially when the cell is under stress. During autophagy, broken down components like proteins and organelles are transported to an area where they are deconstructed into their basic chemical components so that they may be reused.

‘For many, these awards will represent the pinnacle of their career and a representation of the impact their work has had.’

Physics: This year’s prize was awarded to three scientists; one half of the prize was given to David J. Thouless and the other half was shared equally between both F. Duncan M. Haldane and J. Michael Kosterlitz. The prize was awarded for their discovery of strange quantum phenomena through their use of a mathematical tool known as topology. Topology is the mathematical study of the shape of objects and how they can be arranged and manipulated.

Kosterlitz and Thouless investigated phase transitions in extremely thin and cold materials. A phase transition is a term used to describe when one state of matter is able to become another due to changes in environmental conditions, like temperature.

Phase transitions are commonly occurring phenomena, with things like boiling and melting being everyday examples. But there are also more complex phase transitions, for example when a magnetized object get too hot, the magnetic orientations will become

Ohsumi received the award for identifying the genetic process responsible for Autophagy; 15 key genes were identified in a strain of baker’s yeast. He achieved this by first viewing autophagy in action by biochemically deactivating the part of the cell responsible for autophagy, which in yeast is called the vacuole. As parts of the cell are being broken down, they are sending materials to be recycled but as this mechanism has been disrupted, a build-up occurs which over time will be become visible under a microscope. Then by mutating different genes and seeing the results, he and his team were able to use a process of elimination to identify the exact genes responsible. His work has laid foundation for

randomized, making the substance overall nonmagnetic as the magnetism is disrupted.

The materials that Kosterlitz and Thouless studied were extremely thin, they were no thicker than a few atoms, and extremely cold so they could better understand what is happening on the quantum level.

Usually quantum effects are extremely hard to study as they are so tiny and can often be mistaken for normal atomic mechanisms; but when the material is super cooled there is less energy, making the quantum effects more easily identifiable.

They noticed the effects of quantum vortices, which are like tiny whirlpools of momentum. They have been known to give superconductors their strange property

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of zero electrical resistance when kept extremely cold.

the track, after which the ring is sealed chemically,

They discovered that when material was super cooled,

allowing the molecules to be attached mechanically.

the quantum vortices arranged themselves in tightly

This newly formed rotaxane is then exposed to various

bound pairs but when heat was entered into the system

temperatures which manipulates the physics of the

the vortices spread apart. This is now known as the

structure, forcing the ring to move up and down the

Kosterlitz-Thouless transition and though the research

axle, much like an elevator.

was theoretical it has been proven experimentally.

The French researcher Jean-Pierre Sauvage, an Thouless and the other laureate Haldane are also

expert in coordination chemistry, worked to produce

working with topological insulators. In normal materials

a mechanism known as a catenane - a mechanically

conductors allow for the flow of electrons through

connected chain of molecular rings. Usually molecules

them and insulators do not allow for any, but a

are connected by chemical bonds. The mechanism was

topological insulator is able to act as both, something

achieved by trapping crescent shaped components

previously thought impossible. It is able to work as

of the molecular ring within a completed ring using

most of the material is an insulator but the surface can

copper ions and then binding them together. This

carry a current of energy. Some scientists believe that

catenane structure will form this basis of many

topological insulators will be as important to our future

molecular machine structures, with one team of

as the semi-conductor was to the development of

researchers being able to create a system where, by

modern computers.

adding energy, one ring rotated around the other.

Chemistry: This year’s chemistry prize was shared equally between

‘Only time will tell what the future of this research will have in store for us.’

three researchers for their work constructing the world’s first molecular machines. The recipients,

The Dutch synthetic chemist Ben Feringa produced

Jean-Pierre Sauvage, Sir James Stoddart and Bernard

the molecular motor - an extremely tiny structure that

Feringa, were each working on different components

takes advantage of the random spin of free molecules.

of the science. Their work was able to produce

It does this by combining two flat interlocking

the world’s first “nanocar”, a device four orders of

molecules, forcing only one direction of spin when

magnitude smaller than a single human hair.

energy is inputted to the system. Tests from 2014

In nature you can find countless examples of molecular

showed that a single molecule could spin at 12 million

machines such as the tail-like flagella, which allow

revolutions per second, whilst a formula one car can

things like bacteria and sperm to move to the enzymes

only go up to 16,000 per minute!

that catalyse the digestion of the food in your body.

The synthetic machines produced by the researchers

So far the researchers have been able to make

are not nearly as complicated but may very well lead to

molecules spin, travel up and down a track and link

some huge breakthroughs in the future.

in a way they never have done before, but this is just the beginning. Like when engineers first worked

British-American research scientist Sir James Fraser

with wheels and gears to one day produce complex

Stoddart synthesised two separate molecules that

machines like printers and cars, only time will tell what

combine to produce a mechanism called a rotaxane

the future of this research has in store for us.

- composed of an axle, a molecule with large ends and an electron rich centre, and an electron poor ring structure. The rotaxane is produced when the rings, were mixed with the axle so that they may attach onto

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Last month Nintendo revealed the much anticipated

The Switch clears up some of these issues, it has a stylish

Nintendo Switch (formerly Nintendo NX) to mixed

matte black finish and it appears to be more powerful

reaction. Fundamentally the same form factor as

– shown to run games like Skyrim and NBA 2K17 – both

the Wii U, it has some major concept differences

improvements on its predecessor. Yet it retains the form

that will change its use.

that will challenge developers with the multiple ways the Switch can be used.

Nintendo have stuck with the idea of a multi-screen console, but departed from the idea of dual screen functionality. The Switch appears to be more focused on allowing you to play third party - and first party - games through the main console on your TV and allow you to take these anywhere with the removable tablet.

‘You cannot discredit the flexibility that a device like the Switch gives you to enjoy gaming’

Indeed, it seems there are three use cases:

1

At home with a controller (parts known as ‘Joycons’)

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On the go as tablet with affixed ‘Joycons’

On the go with ‘Joycons’ split between players and tablet being used as a monitor.

It’s a huge improvement on the Wii U which in many

I’m sure first party games will be developed to function

cases tried to promote a dual screen experience that

in all three forms but you start to wonder about

didn’t appeal to the masses. Indeed, that was Nintendo’s

the quality of experience with half of a controller.

problem with the Wii U as a whole; it was underpowered

Furthermore, all of these pieces being attached then

and the tablet interface made it a nightmare for third

unattached and moved suggests a propensity to get

party developers. Furthermore, its use of the ‘Wii’ name

worn out or break over time. These things considered,

created confusion around whether or not the Wii U

you cannot discredit the flexibility that a device like the

was a completely new console or just an iteration

Switch gives you to enjoy gaming.

of its predecessor.

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THERE IS A YEARNING TO SEE NINTENDO AT THE TOP TABLE OF THE GAMING WORLD ONCE MORE

I think the most notable thing about the reveal of the

For teenagers and adults, gaming time is far more

Switch was its apparent target market. The reveal

limited; that’s why - when we can - we go for the best

showed people aged roughly 18-30 using the device with

experience possible. Whether that’s on a console

no real mention of children. Indeed, the design does not

or PC, we want a full and enjoyable experience over

appear to be overly child friendly and removable pieces

the ability to play in multiple places, which often

make it a sure thing for bits to get lost or broken. Matte

couldn’t be compatible with busy schedules and other

black doesn’t scream out to a child the same way it does

responsibilities. I hope that in the coming months,

to a trendy twenty-something. This is where I believe

Nintendo can show that the Switch can also be for the

there is a contradiction in the Switch.

kids who would enjoy it most.

I know it’s impossible to satisfy everyone, but I feel there

‘It’s a huge improvement on the Wii U’

is a yearning to see Nintendo at the top table of the gaming world once more. For that to happen, they need to sell the Switch.

This concept would make the 8 or 12-year-old me bubble

Hugh Stevenson

with excitement. Comparing this to playing Pokémon on my GameBoy Advance on trips and having to lean to the car window so lampposts could reveal the un-backlight screen at night now seems worlds ago. The Switch offers something that would really appeal to kids, the ability to take their games anywhere and enjoy them on their terms.

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T N ME

E N I F RE T NO

Apple’s ‘Hello Again’ Mac Event revealed the new ‘Magic Toolbar’ equipped Macbook Pros and signified the last we’ll see from the company this year.

2016 was the first year since 2001 that Apple saw falling revenues from the year prior ($233.7b – $215.6b1). This 7.7% decline may have shareholder’s making their doomsday predictions that the balloon is deflating. So, is it all really coming to an end? Did we reach peak Apple? Let’s look back on this year’s portfolio to find out. iPhone: Though we moved to a new number, it could have been

button. When we consider this, it’s clear that it was

called the ‘iPhone 6s(s)’. Indeed, all early rumors were

merely production cycles that prevented Apple from

shown to be true when the upgrades were minimal over

making the phone how they really wanted. Don’t get me

the 2015 model. It was clear that the removal of the

wrong, it’s a great phone, I was there at the Apple Store

headphone jack and physical home button were really

on launch day to pick one up and I’m very happy with it.

just a taster for the much rumored redesign coming next

Nevertheless, the 2016 iPhone was never going to surge

year. The 2017 (10th Anniversary) phone appears to be

revenues, as it offered no real excitement to those who

the real upgrade with rumored all glass finish, OLED

had a relatively recent model.

screen and in-built Touch ID as opposed to on the home 1

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2

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/oct/13/apple-in-talks-to-acquire-australian-startup-quest-magic-keyboard-reports-tim-cook-sonder

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‘THE WATCH WATCH OFFERS OFFERS NOTHNOTH‘THE ING THAT THAT THE THE PHONE PHONE CANNOT CANNOT ING DO WITHOUT WITHOUT A A ONE ONE SECOND SECOND DO DELAY WHEN WHEN REMOVING REMOVING IT IT DELAY FROM YOUR YOUR POCKET.’ POCKET.’ FROM

Mac:

Watch:

The addition of the new Macbook Pros was vital in

The first product launch without the seal of approval

renewing what was becoming a dated Mac line. With the

from Steve Jobs has been much improved in its second

hugely successful Macbook Air being shelved for the Pro

iteration. The addition of GPS and waterproofing are the

and Macbook lines to flourish, Apple is really shooting

most notable functional benefits compared to its pre-

for the higher end notebook market. Indeed, this will be

decessor. However, Tim Cook’s first product still hasn’t

beneficial; Macs are celebrated for their extremely high

been marketed to be a ‘must have’ product. Other than

quality and ability to perform high level creative tasks.

fitness capabilities (which many other watches do) the

Though the Mac is not the revenue driver it once was

watch offers nothing that the phone cannot do without

for Apple, the new Mac line with better form factor and

a one second delay when removing it from your pocket.

increased functionality will definitely see many upgrade

The Watch needs to attain its own image as a unique

in the coming year. Apple’s acquisition of Sonder (the

product, rather than an iPhone accessory. At this stage

E-Ink keyboard manufacturer2) shows much is still to be

there is little known about how Apple intends to proceed

explored with this product. The Mac line is now extreme-

with the Watch other than the obligatory ‘thinner’ and

ly high end price wise, yet it’s something I feel those

‘lighter’ improvements. The first iteration showed there

wishing to upgrade to will be able to rationalize due to

was little desire for a ‘high end’ Apple Watch that would

the level of functionality they are receiving.

quickly be outdated with people mainly opting for the ‘Sport’ or lower end standard models. For this reason,

iPad:

it is hard to imagine a revenue spike in 2017 from the

Apple have created undoubtedly the best tablets on the

Watch. It seems that the faithful iPhone and Mac combi-

market with the iPad Pro and, before that, the iPad Air;

nation is what retain Apple’s state of growth.

yet the tablet market is stagnant. Apple’s push to get increased functionality out of tablets and sell them on

To summarise, Apple need not worry about their iPhone

their productivity capabilities would cannibalise their

and Mac lines, there is sure to be revenue growth in

Mac market. Having had little success doing so, it seems

2017. They have created extremely capable and beautiful

people want a tablet to watch movies, play games, shop

products that appeal to the mass market. The Watch and

online, browse social media and read the occasional

iPad must give people a reason to be owned, like the

book. The new iPads do this really well, the problem for

phone and Mac, providing an enjoyable - albeit frivolous

Apple is that so does the iPad 2 from 2011 and all in be-

- experience. So, 15 years of continued revenue growth

tween that to the most recent. If like myself you bought

has come to an end, yet I still don’t doubt Apple’s ability

an iPad in the last few years, you don’t have to rush to

to create something that will have consumers fixated for

upgrade like with the iPhone. More worryingly for Apple,

the next 15.

I am now ‘iPad-less’ and getting on fine after being a user for 2 years. This shows how inessential the iPad is, a

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luxury toy rather than an essential tool.

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Is A Dongle It seems 2017 will be the year of ultra-thin gadgets, and also the year we all get extension cables for everything…

Including other extension cables! With the release of the new MacBook Pro from Apple (and also the release of the iPhone 7), there is a definitive trend of removing ports from our everyday tech: inviting us to use it differently for the first time in many years. Our previously loved ports, like the USB port, suddenly seem less relevant when you consider how much technology has advanced: we have more storage in our devices than ever before, and if that’s still not enough, you can have unlimited cloud storage - allowing you to access your entire digital life in one place: anytime, anywhere. We’re also plugging in fewer devices to charge them: our batteries are higher capacity than before and despite our constant usage of the devices, they still outlast the passing of the day. And what about computer mice? Well, with everything being touch screen, do you really need a mouse, or is force of habit simply tempting you away from new experiences in favour of the old-fashioned?

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Technology

The Year Of Touch - Everything

The Passing Of Vine

Touch panels will be huge in the New Year: from Apple’s

Low-quality, on-repeat videos might just become a thing

multi-purpose Touch Bar, to fingerprint sensors which are

of the past. With Vine’s 6 seconds of fame being officially

becoming ever more common in phones - 2017 will be

over, this could see the end of short videos as the trends

the year touch technology really kicks off! Who needs

move towards video filters and special effects: perhaps

physical buttons? It’s all about haptic feedback: the

making Snapchat’s hold on social media video stronger.

feeling of touching a responsive button when in fact, you’re touching a solid surface. Take the Lenovo YOGA

But perhaps, the trend of 360 cameras will finally take

Book: it’s a fully touchscreen, convertible laptop with no

over: with Facebook encouraging 360 videos to be

keyboard; it’s two screens or one screen, full size, or half

posted and viewed through the site itself as well as the

size, a laptop or notebook - you decide. With the keyboard

app - a definitive step towards bringing virtual reality

on, it feels just like you’re pressing actual buttons; but it’s

directly to the palm of your hand. Though arguably,

a sensory illusion, a simple flicker of light in the shape of

Samsung are ahead of the curve here; the Gear VR and

a familiar object.

Gear 360 camera are fully compatible with the Samsung Galaxy Edge 7 and other Samsung devices, introducing users to the future every step of the way.

WE’REDECLUTTERING DECLUTTERINGOUR OUR ‘ ‘WE’RE LIVESAND ANDMINDS MINDS’ ’ LIVES

Even over this last year alone, we’ve said our farewells to many amazing pieces of technology, and all the changes we’ve seen come about have been influenced by our attitudes and preferences. We don’t notice we’re doing it,

We’re moving towards a trend of silence. No clunky

but companies out there do, and they adapt, and give us

keyboards. No wires on earphones to fall and bash

what we want before we even know we want it. I cannot

against the screens of our phones. No noisy styluses to

wait to see what 2017 has in store.

tap away on tablets. But most importantly, no loud disks.

Everything is solid state - there are no moving parts in our devices because it’s slower; and we don’t want slow, we want fast, we want instant. Why would you wait two seconds when you can wait fractions of seconds? It

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makes all the difference.

This silence is changing the way we work. A workplace is no longer a cluttered desk: it’s a single device. Your entire

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workstation, in one slimline glass and metal masterpiece like the Microsoft Surface Studio. We’re decluttering our lives and minds. And it even comes with entirely new gadgets. The Surface Dial: an innovative multi-purpose tool for performing many menu-selector functions, thats bringing you closer to technology than ever before.

It brings the functionality to you, no mouse, and no breaking eye contact with your screen, just everything you need, directly in front of you. It is definately an immersive experience, allowing you to work without ever even feeling like you are working.

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