WEST MALLING MAY 2017 LOCAL ORACLE

ISSUE 159

DISTRIBUTION 16,500 HOMES & BUSINESSES

MALLING

MAY

2017

News the local

Dear Readers Welcome to our May edition which seems to have arrived very quickly this year! Holiday season is now rapidly approaching and we have some great new advertisers to assist you around the home or improve your body ready for the beach!

Suite 23, 10 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU Jane Accounts/Sales t: 01732 525805 Anna Artwork/Sales t: 01732 525806 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk Cut off dates for advertising in the June editions are: • S evenoaks 15th May • Malling 15th May • Maidstone 25th May • Tonbridge 25th May thelocaloracle thelocaloracle

You will see all our BUSINESS ADVERTISERS are together, we have a HOME AND GARDEN section and then PERSONAL AND LEISURE. All advertisers have a category box at the back of the publication for quick reference and they can also be found on our website.

There is limited space in the printed advert but some advertisers have added additional information on their webpage including before and after images to show their services, testimonials or a full list of services.

All editions can be found on the website each month if you lose your copy or wish to share with someone else www.thelocaloracle.co.uk. We will be also be sharing information on our social media pages which can easily be found.... facebook.com/thelocaloracle or Twitter.com/thelocaloracle.

We look forward to hearing your feedback.

Have a great month.

Anna & Jane

To see the online version of the local Oracle, Advertisers and local events go to......

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Contents the local News P2 CONTACT DETAILS P2

Sterling Construction Works Ltd P17 Stylehouse Shutters P1 Tate Fencing P18

Time For You Domestic Cleaning P18

BUSINESS SERVICES BNI P5

TNP Nelson Plumbing P18 Trade 2 Trade Windows Ltd P20 Trade Glaze P48

Browning Rose Financial P5

UK Splashbacks P19

Diligent Law P5 Get It Repaired P6 Proud Business Production P7 Tax Assist Accountants P5&7

Andrew Smith Jewellers P21 Autocraft Larkfield P19

HOME & GARDEN

Autospray Solutions P19

247 Plumbing Solutions P8

David Lloyd Clubs P3

Aerial Man P7

Essence Of Beauty P22

ASD Electrical Services P8

FlightCatchers Taxis P22

Basically Bathrooms P8

Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar P23

Beautiful Kitchens P9 Benjamin Terry Plumbing & Heating P9 Bramko P9

Fortitude Tae Kwon Do P24 Gemini Beauty P21 Kings Hill Garage & Car Sales P22

Brook Security P10

Lucas Hair P24

Classic Blinds P10

On The Fringe P25

D&L Carpentry Ltd P10

Parkfoot P25

Fedurco Solutions Ltd P10

Reef Financial Consulting Ltd P24

Fitted Doors P11

Swan Opticians P26

Grahame Honey P13

Scuffs & Scratches P27

Homefresh P13 Howard Caine Conservatories P12

VW Wedding Hire P27

Hylton Plumbing Services P13 Ideal Shutters P14 Kent Carpet Cleaning Company P14 Marshalls Landscape Contractors P13 Mr Mower P15

CATEGORY ADVERTS P30-45 KINGS HILL STREET MAP P46 EVENTS P47

MSB Roofing P15

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WHAT CAN THE LOCAL ORACLE DO FOR YOU? P28 CATEGORY INDEX P29

Nightingale Bathrooms P15 OTT Quartz P16 Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd P16 Rolin Cleaning P16 Rowling Carpets P17 SOS Window Works P17 South East Contractors P18

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BUSINESS SERVICES

ENTERPRISE K Sports Cobdown Station Rd, Ditton Aylesford ME20

Solicitor Garage Estate/Letting Agent Carpet/Flooring Company Cleaner Gardener/Landscaper Sign Writer Florist www.browningrosefinancial.co.uk

Email: info@browningrosefinancial.co.uk or call: 01732 448910

11 Swan Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6JU

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TALK TO US IF YOU NEED HELP MAKING TAX DIGITAL

01732 221 960 Beside the banks at Larkfield

‘THE AERIAL MAN’

Family business - established 30 years

DIGITAL TV AERIAL SERVICES

YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO AERIAL SPECIALIST SPECIAL RATES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS NO CALL OUT CHARGE, XTRA POINTS FULLY INSURED Enjoy your free digital channels CCTV Installation

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DRIVE & PATIO CLEANING SPECIALIST

d h an Was block . nd resa from £75 g 45 pavin s from £ Patio

NO MESS NO FUSS

Block paving, patio slabs & decking restored to original condition.

Weed, moss & grime removal to prevent slippery surfaces.

Established 12 years - serving Kent & Sussex.

FREE Estimate and FREE on site cleaning demo.

Please call Mark Killick 01732 357660 | 07899 894 838 mik1969@hotmail.co.uk www.bramko.co.uk DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

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HOME & GARDEN Burglar alarms CCTV Access control Contact us now for your FREE consultation: 0800 281 249 info@brooksecurity.com www.brooksecurity.com

Brook Security has been protecting homes and businesses for more than 20 years.

We are NACOSS Gold acredited and can provide the very best standards of security.

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HOMEFRESH

HOME & GARDEN

GRAHAME HONEY FURNITURE PAINTER

CARPETS (Average) Normal Rate Special Rate

Shabby Chic Marbelling Graining Wall Coverings Broken colour work Whole interiors Interior/Exterior painting All types of painting and decorating work undertaken.

Call today for a free no obligation estimate Tel: 07443 419885 grahame.honey@hotmail.com

Hylton Plumbing Services Tel: Mobile:

01732 843086 0797 0528822

Single Room (12’x12’) £ 52 Through Room (12x18’) £ 66 Hall, Stairs & Landing £ 66

£ 26 £ 33 £ 33

UPHOLSTERY 3 Piece Suite Leather 3 Piece Suite

£ 94 £ 156

£ 47 £ 78

CURTAINS Full length Half length

£ 84 £ 52

£ 42 £ 26

No Hidden Extras All prices inclusive of VAT. FREE PHONE 0800 6942024 THROUGHOUT THE SOUTH EAST Office Hours: 9am-7pm (Sat 10am-1pm)

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Specialist Fabric Treatment Stainshield - Deodorising Treatment Anti-Allergy Treatment - Conditioner

Marshalls Landscape Contractors Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Email: hylton@hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk

Contact Hylton Reliable Qualified Plumber with 20 years experience Public Liability Insured No Call Out Fee

www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk

Maintenance Plumbing Burst Pipes Hot Water Cylinders Blocked Drains Radiators Leaking Taps New Loft Tanks

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Full landscaping service.

Fully insured.

City & Guilds.

All work undertaken currently comes with a 3 year guarantee.

Contact: Tom Mobile: 07768 911241 or 01732 807997 Unit 1, Hernewell Farm, London Road West Malling, ME19 5DD www.marshallslandscapes.com WWW.THELOCALORACLE.CO.UK

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Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Part of Rolin Cleaning Services Ltd

Professional, Family Run, Local Cleaning Company Carpet Cleaning | Rug Cleaning | Upholstery Cleaning | Wood Floor Restoration Leather Cleaning & Repair | Marble & Stone Restoration | Spot and Stain Removal Amtico Floor Care Every Carpet Clean Customer Receives a Free Spot & Stain Remover!

Give the Willson family a call for a free inspection and quotation All Work Fully Insured Telelephone: 01732 872 199 | 07874 005 135 Website: www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk Email: info@rolin.cc

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Mr Mower Garden Equipment Service and Repair

Contact Rob on 0759 671 9295 All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service covering all areas of Kent and Surrey.

Fully qualified Horticultural Engineer with over 30 years experience.

www.mrmower.co.uk

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Quartz

Worktops......Covered!

Tired, worn or damaged Worktops?

We fit top quality Quartz to your existing surfaces ..... ’Over The Top’ Visit our website now for more information

www.ottquartz.co.uk

or contact Stephen or Cathryn for a no obligation quote on: 0800 133 7102 or 07779 782 538 or sales@ottquartz.co.uk

Dust free wood floor sanding and refinishing services.

Fully trained, qualified and authorised affiliates of The Ultimate Floor Sanding Company.

Call 01732 872 199 or 07874 005 135 www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk 16

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HOME & GARDEN Driveways | Landscaping | Fencing | Tree surgery Resin bound driveway specialist Tarmac red or black | Masters of block paving

CALL: 0800 233 52 32 www.southeast-contractors.co.uk

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NELSON PLUMBING

PLUMBING - Taps, leaks, cylinders and tanks.

All plumbing undertaken.

HEATING - Leaking or blocked radiators and boiler

breakdowns.

GAS - New boilders installed, boilders repaired and serviced.

DRAINAGE - Drain cleaning, jetting and repairs.

Covering Malling and surrounding areas.

Plumbing & Heating Specialist

01732 220443

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HOME & GARDEN Q: How do I know when my car tax is due?

A: Call in to Autocraft Garage and claim your FREE windscreen reminder and always have that important information right in front of you......

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We look forward to seeing you.

No purchase required.

Collect your colourful sticker that suits all vehicles.

Courtesy of Autocraft Garage 778 London Road, Larkfield, Kent ME20 6BE 01732 840892 www.autocraftlarkfield.co.uk DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

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PERSONAL & LEISURE

Private & professional one to one service.

Gel & acrylic nails Mancures & pedicures Eyelash extensions Nouveau LVL Lashes Eyelash and eyebrow tinting Natural, organic spray tanning PHD Safe Waxing Massage treatments Facials

Gift vouchers available.

Relaxing fully equipped treatment room in Holborough Lakes.

07783 203787 www.essenceofbeautykent.co.uk

Gatwick Airport

London City Airport

1-4 Passengers from £45 5-8 Passengers from £70

1-4 Passengers from £55 5-8 Passengers from £75

Heathrow

Stansted Airport (Including Tolls)

1-4 Passengers from £70 5-8 Passengers from £99

1-4 passengers from £78 5-8 Passengers from £99

Premier taxi transfer service for Kent and the South East based in West Malling Airports - Railway Stations - Seaports - Events - Long Distance We can accommodate up to 12 suitcases or equivalent luggage (e.g. golf club or ski’s etc.)

Tel: 07710 088144 / 07909 225553 E-mail: info@flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk Web: www.flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk 22

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PERSONAL & LEISURE

A wealth of expertise on your doorstep....

Reef Financial Consulting Ltd A wide range of financial services, including: Mortgages, Protection Inheritance Tax Mitigation Long Term Care Fee Planning Specialist advice for businesses Pension and Investment Planning

Clear and expert advice from a Chartered Financial Planner Call Dave Hurring on 01732 445 007 Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage.

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new stylist offer

highlights, cut & finish

£55 £20 or hair cut

free on site parking terms & conditions apply: offer valid with Lily or Katie only www.otfhair.com

throughout May leybourne 1 little market row ME19 5QL 01732 840439

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DOES YOUR BODY NEED A TOUCH UP

Over 30 years of experience,our family run business offers a bespoke service with a dedicated team of qualified paint technicians, no job too small or too large.

We also have a Mobile Paint and Wheels team covering Kent, Sussex and London, 6 days a week, to your home or workplace.

BEFORE

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T RESTORATION*RESPRAYS*BUMPER SCUFFS* KEY SCRATCHES*MIRROR BACKS ALLOY WHEELS*MACHINE POLISHING*WATER BASED PAINT SCHEME

Please call our friendly team for an estimate or come and visit us at our workshop Unit 4 Slaney Place Farm, Headcorn Road, Staplehurst, TN12 0DT Office 0333 1234345 Mobile 07811 214019 E: scuffsandscratchesltd@gmail.com www.scuffsandscratches.com

VW WEDDING HIRE

Hire one of our beautiful classic Volkswagens to make your wedding day extra special. Visit afhire.co.uk/wedding for more details or phone 07970 728 464.

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Malling EDITION

What can we do for you?

We now have 4 editions with a distribution totalling 58,500 homes and businesses.

Every 1/4, 1/2 and full page colour advert comes with: A-Z category advert and a page on our website.

We can print, supply leaflets and distribute 1,000 to 58,500 leaflets for you. Just tell us which areas you would like to target .

Each monthly edition can be found on our website where you can flick through the pages online.

You can have a page on our website for just ÂŁ10 per month which includes photos, a video, text and links to your website and social media.

This is our business and you will only speak to us!

Anna & Jane

16.5k

Addington | Birling | East Malling Halling | Holborough | Kings Hill Larkfield | Leybourne Leybourne Lakes | Mereworth Offham | Ryarsh | Snodland Trottiscliffe | Wateringbury West Malling Aylesford Allington Barming Ditton Maidstone Ringlestone

Maidstone EDITION

15k

East Peckham Five Oak Green Hadlow Matfield Paddock Wood Tonbridge Southborough

Tonbridge Edition

13k

Chipstead Dunton Green Kemsing Otford Riverhead Seal Sevenoaks

Sevenoaks Edition

12k Anna - Artwork/Sales t: 01732 525806 e: anna@thelocaloracle.co.uk

Jane - Accounts/Sales t: 01732 525805 e: jane@thelocaloracle.co.uk

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Category Accountants

Drainage & Plumbing

Mobile Phone & Tablet Repair

Aerials

Driving Instructor

Mortgage Adviser

Alarms*

Electricians

Opticians

Appliance Repair

Event

Oven Cleaners

Architectural Design

Farmers’ Market

Pet Services

Artist

Fencing

Plasterers

Bathroom Installations

Financial Advisors

Plumbers

Beauty & Complementary

Fitness & Wellbeing

Printer

Blinds

Food Home Delivery*

Removals & Storage

Building Refurbishment

Footcare

Restaurant

Business Insurance

Furniture Painter

Roofing

Business Networking

Garage Doors

Save Money

Business Opportunity

Garden Landscapers

Scrap Metal Clearance

Business Services

Garden Landscape & Design

Shutters

Car Body Repairs*

Garden Services

Car Sales

Garden Turf

Car Sales & Servicing

Gas & Heating Services

Car Service & Repairs

Gutter Cleaning & Repairs

Carpentry

Hair Salon

Carpet Cleaning

Hairstylist - mobile

Carpet Shop

Handyman*

Charity Clubs

Ironing Services*

Chiropodist

Jewellers

Cleaning

Kitchens*

Computer Support

Kitchen Splashbacks*

Conservatories

Kitchen Worktops

Convenience Store/Garage

Lawn Mower Repairs

Counselling

Legal Advice

Cricket Club

Leisure

Decorators

Locksmith

Double Glazing

Loft Ladders & Hatches

Double Glazing Repairs

Logs & Firewood

Skip Hire Solicitors Tae Kwon Do* Tax Taxi Service Tree Surgery Upholstery Video Production Wedding Car Hire Windows Window Cleaning* Wood Flooring Specialists*

* New Advertisers

ALL ADVERTS ARE PLACED IN GOOD FAITH AND THE LOCAL ORACLE TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY ISSUES ARISING FROM THE USE OF SUPPLIERS WHO HAVE ADVERTISED.

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ACCOUNTANTS

ALARMS

The Accountancy Practice

Brook Security

a: Suite 21, 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 897929 c: Neil Craig e: neil@theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk www.theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk Free 1 hour consultation Fixed Fee Quotes Limited companies Sole Traders/Partnerships Self Assessment/Tax Returns Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll

t: 0800 281 249 e: info@brooksecurity.com www.brooksecurity.com

Burglar alarms.

CCTV Access control Contact us now for your FREE consultation.

Better safe than sorry...

(See Colour Ad On Page 10)

AERIALS

ALARMS

Simply Connected

Comet Security Systems

ACCOUNTANTS

AERIALS

APPLIANCE REPAIR

Clover Accounting Services

The Aerial Man

Appliance Care and Repair

ACCOUNTANTS

Aerials - Satellites - A/V t: 01622 763825 m: 07780 470541 e: info@simply-connected.uk www.simply-connected.uk New Aerials, Extra Points, Satellite Installations, Hidden Dishes, Home Networks, WiFi Problems?, Phone Points, TV Mounting, Home Cinema, CCTV, Fault Finding and much more.

FREE Surveys, Fully Insured, Over 15 Years Experience.

a: Suite 20, 50 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 523485 m: 07967 118639 c: Heidi Dennis e: heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk Self assessment, Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Business start ups Tax returns ACCOUNTANTS

TaxAssist Accountants

a: 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL t: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 c: Gary Richards e: garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk Free initial discussion.

Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service at our Larkfield Shop.

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t: 01732 883542 01622 871614 Satellite TV in all rooms.

New digital aerials.

Free to view channels.

No subscription fees. ITV2, C5 etc.

Insurance. CCTV Installation.

(Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens.

No call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed.

(See Colour Ad On Page 7)

t: 01634 249859 m: 0779 355 3615 www.cometsecurity.co.uk Protection for your Home or Business. Intruder Alarms, CCTV, Panic Alarms, Access Control.

Existing alarms serviced & maintained. Our systems do not require you to sign up for costly maintenance contracts.

Call Comet Security for a FREE survey.

m: 07545 044276 c: Graham e: 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk Prompt and friendly service.

Repairs and installs to all electric appliances.

16 years experience.

ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805\6

Creative Architectural Design Ltd t: 01732 824354 c: Graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & Conservatories.

Extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations.

Applications submitted on your behalf. Listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BLINDS

Christopher Marshall

Nightingale Bathrooms

Classic Blinds

Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

Easy access showers, baths and wet rooms.

Raised height toilets.

Slip resistant safety flooring.

Discounts for SSAFA, British Legion, Ex service personnel & Over 60s.

Fast friendly service.

Free quotes.

Different styles available: Roller, Verticals, Wooden, Venetian, Roman, Ail Venetian.

Fully guaranteed.

a: Luddesdowne Nr Meopham t: 01474 813434 c: Christopher Marshall e: info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

t: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY

Basically Bathrooms

Essence of Beauty

Complete bathroom installations: Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public Liability Insured

Private & professional one to one service in my relaxing fully equipped treatment room.

Gel & acrylic nails, manicures & pedicures. Eyelash extensions and tinting. Spray tanning, Waxing and much more.

(See Colour Ad On Page 22)

t: 01732 321008 m: 07967 741445 e: tony.mckimm@yahoo.com

(See Colour Ad On Page 8)

t: 01622 730572 www.ClassicBlindsAshford.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 10)

BLINDS

Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd

a: Unit 2 Albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent TN2 4BB t: 01892 825522 m: 07767 326211 c: Stuart Munday e: stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

(See Colour Ad On Page 16) BUILDING REFURBISHMENT

a: Holborough Lakes m: 07783 203787 www.essenceofbeautykent.co.uk

BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY

BUILDING SERVICES

Bathroom Solutions

Gemini Beauty

AAPM Construction

m: 07908 021913 c: David Bartholomew e: barti1@hotmail.com

Complete bathroom installs, supply and design.

Plumbing, tiling, splash panels, plastering, electrical work and waste removal.

Free estimates.

Public liability insured.

a: Larkfield t: 01732 842279 m: 07749 589414 e: angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk Award winning Gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience.

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

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m: 07884 436279 f: 01634 247682 c: Paul e: info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates.

As seen on ITV’s 60 minute makeover!

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BUSINESS INSURANCE

Any Aspect Builders Ltd

Westfield Insurance

t: 01622 729536 m: 07407 764555 c: Kieron e: info@anyaspectbuilders.co.uk www.anyaspectuilders.co.uk Extensions, Loft conversions, Kitchens, Refurbishments, Bathrooms, Driveways Patios.

Over 20 Years experience.

Fully insured, Chas approved Free Quotes Reference’s Available.

BUILDING SERVICES

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m: 07753 335044 c: Richard Hills e: richardhills@westfieldinsurance.co.uk www.westfieldinsurance.co.uk Independent Commercial Insurance Broker I am an appointed representive based near West Malling, so for all your Business Insurance requirements please contact myself today.

CAR BODY REPAIRS

BUSINESS NETWORKING

Paul Tann Ltd

t: 01732 842863 m: 07956 313287 / 07834 810453 c: Paul e: paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed.

Established over 20 years.

C Autospray Solutions

ENTERPRISE K Sports Cobdown, Station Rd, Ditton, Aylesford ME20 6AU We meet every Thursday morning.

Call Anna to book your place!

01732 525806 (See Colour Ad On Page 5)

a: Unit 18, Lake Road, Quarry Wood Industrial Estate, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7TQ m: 07773 340049 t: 01622 727263 c: Ben Award winning Kent based service and tradesmen for all your bodywork repair needs. Carried out at your convenience at home, work or our brand new unit in Aylesford.

(See Colour Ad On Page 19)

BUILDING SERVICES

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

CAR BODY REPAIRS

R Blackman General Maintenance

Forever Living Products

Scuffs and Scratches

Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

Uncapped & willable income stream.

Flexible - start part-time, and build a full time income. Global franchise operating in over 160 countries worldwide.

Unique product range. Est. 33 years.

Call for more information today!

Over 30 years experience.

Family run business offering a bespoke service with a dedicated team of qualified paint technicians.

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BUILDING SERVICES

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

CAR SALES

Sterling Construction Works Ltd

Utility Warehouse Discount Club Authorised Distributor Network Marketing Business t: 01732 521494 c: Jane Marshall e: jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk

Kings Hill Car Sales

t: 01892 838668 m: 07887 948430 c: Richard Blackman e: rblackman1@btinternet.com

t: Freephone 0800 689 3968 e: contactus@sterlingconstructionworks.co.uk www.sterlingconstructionworks.co.uk Extensions, Conservatories, Brickwork, Drainage, Driveways, Patios, paving, Decking, Kitchens and Bathrooms.

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m: 07939 248983 c: Anna Marshall e: info@annaforeverhealthy.co.uk www.annaforeverhealthy.co.uk

Major British PLC is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided.

a: Unit 4, Slaney Place Farm, Headcorn Rd, Staplehurst, TN12 0DT t: 0333 1234345 m: 07811 214019 e: scuffsandscratchesltd@gmail.com www.scuffsandscratches.com

a: Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU t: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk Good quality cars, bought and sold.

Specialist vehicle sourcing.

Company vehicle sourcing.

All makes available.

Please ring for help.

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CARPENTRY

CARPET CLEANING

West Malling Garage

D&L Carpentry Ltd

Homefresh

a: High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QN t/f: 01732 874350 c: Nick Errington www.westmallinggarage.co.uk

a: 372 Lunsford Lane, Larkfield, Aylesford, Kent ME20 6HX m: 07850 133143 e: info@dandlcarpentry.com www.dandlcarpentry.com

t: Freephone: 0800 6942024 Carpet and upholstery cleaning offer.

50% discount.

Specialist Fabric Treatment.

Stainshield, Deodorising Treatment, Anti-Allergy Treatment, Conditioner.

Toyota Specialists.

All makes of vehicle serviced and repaired.

Vehicle diagnostics.

MOT station.

Car sales and sourcing of any vehicle.

Loft Conversions completed New Roof and Roofing Repairs Plastering Fascias, Soffits & Guttering All wood works.

(See Colour Ad On Page 10)

CAR SERVICE & REPAIR

CARPENTRY

CARPET CLEANING

Autocraft Larkfield

Hudson Carpentry & Building Services

Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd

a: 778 London Road, Larkfield, Kent ME20 6BE. t: 01732 840892 www.autocraftlarkfield.co.uk Mechanical & bodywork repairs.

Servicing & MOT’s.

FREE Air Con Check.

FREE Tax, MOT & Service reminder windscreen sticker.

(See Colour Ad On Page 19)

t: 01634 242807 m: 07838 156170 c: Neil Hudson e: hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk www.facebook.com/hudsoncbs All aspects of Carpentry and Building including extensions, conversions, kitchens, bathrooms, flooring, tiling, doors & more! Over 20 years experience. Insured, local & reliable. Call for a free quote. See our Facebook page for customer feedback.

(See Colour Ad On Page 13)

t: 01732 872199 c: Chrissie 07801 561696 John 07860 100295 e: info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk

Family run carpet cleaning company.

Also upholstery cleaning, Stain removal, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning.

NCCA and IICRC Certified.

(See Colour Ad On Page 14)

CAR SERVICE & REPAIR

CARPENTRY

CARPET SHOP

Kings Hill Garage Limited

Paul Anthony Interiors

Rowling Carpets

a: North Lodge, 584 Malling Road, West Malling, Kent, ME194PU. t: 01732 849322 Servicing for all makes & models MOT’s – while u wait Tyres & Exhausts Engine diagnostics

(See Colour Ad On Page 22)

m: 07719 117250 e: info@paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk www.paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk Carpentry and joinery.

Kitchen installations.

Radiator Covers.

Made to measure sliding wardrobes.

Cupboards, units and shelving.

No job too big or too small.

25 years experience.

Call for free, no obligation quote.

Discount to local Oracle readers.

CARPENTRY

CARPENTRY

Chatfield Carpentry

Red Carpentry

t: 01732 871449 m: 07985 273773 c: Steve Wheeler e: mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors.

Quality workmanship at competitive prices. Over 17 years experience City and Guilds qualified.

t: 01622 751447 m: 07896 904056 c: Richard Dillon Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows.

Solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken.

Over 30 years experience.

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a: 787 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6DE t: 01732 521355 www.rowlingcarpets.uk We hold a massive range of carpets, vinyls, laminates, luxury vinyl tiles, woods and artificial grass and our showroom is open for you to visit.

All carpets priced over £10 per square meter include fitting. FREE gripper & door bars when purchasing underlay.

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Lions Club of Malling District Monthly meetings on the third Monday of each month at 8pm The Wealden Hall, 773 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6DE. To come and see what ‘Mauling’ Lions do visit mallinglionsclub.moonfruit.com or Telephone Richard ( the lionheart ) 01732 670556 WWW.THELOCALORACLE.CO.UK

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Rotary Club - Kings Hill khrc09@yahoo.com www.rotary1120.org/kings_hill/ Every Monday evening 7.30 for 7.45pm Upstairs at the Spitfire, Kings Hill.

Organising support and fund raising for local, national and international causes.

CHARITY CLUB

Rotary Club of Malling Humanity in Motion We meet every Tuesday (except when there is a bank holiday in the week) at 6.30 pm for 7.00pm at SPADEWORK nursery, Offham.

See website for info. http://www.rcmalling.org.uk

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CLEANING

GLEAMING CLEANING

AA Computer Services

Always busy? No time for cleaning?

Ovens NEED to be deep cleaned!

Ironing pile getting bigger?

Garden that never stops growing?

Hoovering & dusting getting you down?

Call us to leave your house gleaming!

m: 07904 910400 e: info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk

No job too BIG or too SMALL! For a professional 1-2-1 service with A Smile Free quotation 1st clean 20% Off

Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services.

Microsoft Certified Professional.

From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

CLEANING

COMPUTER SUPPORT

Kings Hill Cleaning Ltd

ALTONE Computers Ltd

Call Terri: 07486 860647

a: 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU t: 01732 844484 e: info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk Friendly, professional, family run business. High standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. Materials supplied.

Regular, one-off, house keeping & spring cleaning. Based on Kings Hill - Established 2004.

Please call for a free estimate.

t: 01892 835089 m: 07771 707035 c: Alan www.altone.co.uk

Providing excellent & friendly local service for 13 years.

Desktop and Laptop, Maintenance/ Repairs/Upgrades/Wireless/ Virus Removal/Custom Builds etc Fixed Costs, no hourly rates COMPUTER SUPPORT

CLEANING

Expert house cleaners you can trust Family business we are not an agency or franchise Fully insured We use our own products Fully uniformed “we buff til it sparkles” Call or email Nicola for a free quote: lovellhousekeeping@gmail.com 07984 662 494

APC Manpower Computer Services t: 01732 790099 m: 07867 771078 e: service@pcmanpower.co.uk WINDOWS 10 problems VIRUS Removal Specialist Broadband / WIFI Issues SLOW / Freezing Computer PC not starting / iPad Issues LAPTOP Repairs / Email problems Printer Setup / IPTV Box setup

CHIROPODIST

CLEANING

COMPUTER SUPPORT

West Malling Podiatry & Chiropody

Time For You

Home Computer Help

a: 14-16 Swan Street, West Malling ME19 6LP t: 01732 848460 c: Marie Thomas Bsc(Hons), MChS e: westmallingpods@gmail.com

HPC Registered Podiatrist l Corn & Callous Removal l Biomechanics & Orthotics l Verrucae l Ingrown Toenails Evening, weekend and gift vouchers also available.

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t: 0800 458 1127 m: 07863 347587 e: north-kent@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk

t: 01732 220467 m: 07966 825265 c: Rob e: hchelp194@gmail.com

Honest, dependable and affordable police checked cleaner to your home.

Typically £11.50 per hour incl.

(See Colour Ad On Page 18)

Experienced IT Professional providing an in-home service.

Computer setup. Virus removal Software installation.

Internet & email troubleshooting.

Training & advice.

Fixed prices - no hourly rates.

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DECORATORS

Anne Twyford Counselling

G J Services

Counselling and personal therapy for individuals.

Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Tiling Free Estimates

a: Kings Hill t: 01732 752077 m: 07551 277293 e: anne@annetwyfordcounselling.uk www.annetwyfordcounselling.uk

Consulting room in Churchill Square, Kings Hill.

a: West Malling t: 01732 872125 m: 07764 684495 t: Guy Williams e: gjservices@btinternet.com

CONSERVATORIES

CRICKET CLUB

DECORATORS

Howard Caine Conservatories

Kings Hill Cricket Club

Impact Decoration

t/f: 01732 321050 m: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 e: Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk New Conservatories, Refurbishment, Windows/Doors Check us out at Checkatrade.com Fully registered with FENSA Customer References Available.

(See Colour Ad On Page 12)

a: Kings Hill t: 01732 872675 www.kingshillcricketclub.co.uk fb: facebook.com/khcricketclub See Facebook page for all the latest information.

t: 01732 873726 m: 07882 597433 c: Sam Gregory e: info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk Kings Hill based, polite and tidy.

Internal and External decoration.

City and Guilds qualified.

Dulux Select Approved Decorator.

Fully insured. Domestic & Commercial clients.Virtually dust free sanding. Paper hanging.

CONSERVATORIES

DECORATORS

Trade 2 Trade Windows Limited

John Green Décor Ltd

t: 01634 730053 www.t2twindows.com

Massive savings - 45% off!

Until 31st May 2017 Helping to bring the outside in.

Buy now - pay nothing until 2018.

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CONVENIENCE STORE/GARAGE

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t: 0800 783 1916 e: sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk Which? Trusted trader and Dulux Approved Decorators undertaking: - All aspects of painting & decorating - Interior/exterior/insurance work - Domestic & Commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - Specialist spray finishes - Small refurbishment projects - Free consultation service

DECORATORS

DECORATORS

Choice Painting & Decorating

JP’s Decorating

t: 01732 875507 m: 07761 601896 c: Dean Woolterton e: choicedec@outlook.com

City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

m: 07956 874044 or 07944 126353 c: Phil e: jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small.

All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest. I have many years experience.

Kings Hill based.

Domestic/Commercial & insurance.

(References available on request)

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Parrish Painting & Decorating m: 07967 190588 c: Mark

For all your decorating needs.

A friendly, reliable service at competitive rates.

Qualified and fully insured.

Call for a free, no obligation quote.

ELECTRICIANS

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Andy Payne Electrical

t: 01732 843661 m: 07830 456928 e: ryarshelectrical@gmail.com Part P Domestic Electrician.

Napit Approved No 12146 City and Guilds 2330, 2382 BS7671 17th Edition.

2391 Inspection and Testing.

From fitting a new light through to a complete rewire and Periodic/Landlord Inspections.

Free quotes.

DECORATORS

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

ELECTRICIANS

Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists

SOS Window Works

ASD Electrical Services

a: 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB t/f: 01732 873754 m: 07971 542609/07824 887677 e: m.roast@gmail.com Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling. City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp.

Insurance & Commercial work.

References on request.

a: The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, ME20 7LZ t: 01622 206690 m: 07779 006696 e: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and Velux windows.

(See Colour Ad On Page 17)

t: 01634 624555 m: 07885 605424 e: asdelectricalservices@gmail.com No job too small Maintenance and installation Domestic and commercial Repairs and fittings Free quotations No call out fee (See Colour Ad On Page 8)

DOUBLE GLAZING

DRAINAGE & PLUMBING

ELECTRICIANS

Trade Glaze

Ferdurco Solutions Limited

Dase Electrical

a: Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD t: 01622 725444 f: 01622 721111 e: ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

(See Colour Ad On Back Page)

t: 01732 252112 e: enquiries@fedurcosolutions.co.uk www.ferdurcosolutions.co.uk For all your drainage needs.

Fast and reliable service.

Emergency 24 hours.

All blockages.

Domestic and commercial.

All plumbing work.

(See Colour Ad On Page 10)

m: 07515 748520 c: Darren Skelly e: dskelly9372@gmail.com www.facebook.com/Dase-Electrical 17th Edition and City and Guilds qualifications and CRB checked.

Friendly, local & domestic. No job too big or small! Part or Full Rewires.

Switches, lights and Sockets. Garden lighting and Power. LED Insallation.

Free quotes, advice and call outs.

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR

ELECTRICIANS

DG Solutions (Kent) Limited

Glen’s Driving School

Domestic and Residential Electrical Services

Independent Offham Business Double Glazing Problems Solved t: 01732 842691 m: 07870 213098 e: contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk

Fault Finding, Repairs and Upgrades Windows, Doors, Locks & adjustments.

Misted Sealed Units, Handles and Hinges.

Upgrade to A-rated energy efficient units.

New Installation FENSA Insurance backed.

Free telephone advice and call out Over 30 years’ experience in industry.

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t: 01732 841966 m: 07525 209294 e: glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk Advanced Driving Instructor.

Pass Plus - Local friendly DSA Driving Instructor - Pass Plus - Competitive Rates - First lesson free - New A/C Peugeot

t: 01622 870147 m: 07515 159821 e: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk

Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home lighting, sockets & switches. Full or Pprt rewire, security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval. NAPIT Approved No Call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice.

No hidden extras.

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FENCING

FITNESS & WELLBEING

L.T Security & Electrical Services

All Seasons Garden Fencing

Forever Living Products

Over 30 qualified years experience in Electrical & Security work in domestic & commercial properties (12 locally) All Alarms and Security Systems installed & Existing Systems maintained. All electrical work undertaken with No callout charge. Very quick response & reliable friendly personal approach. Free Estimates. No job too small.

Experienced in working for the elderly.

All types of garden fencing & gates. supplied, erected and repaired.

Close boarded.

Panel, post & rail, decking & pagodas.

No job too small.

Approved by 3 local Parish Councils.

Free quotations.

Three programmes to help you kickstart your transformation and create good habits for life. Forever have many different products to enhance your life so why not have a party with friends at own home and try some of them.

EVENTS

FENCING

FOOD HOME DELIVERY

a: Braeburn Way, Kings Hill t: 01732 522 788 m: 07971 552 663 c: Lee Terry e: leeterry4@googlemail.com

KINGS HILL PARALYMPIC EVENT Saturday 1st July 2017 From 2pm For more information or to book a place, please contact Martine on 07854 019823 martinemccahon@yahoo.co.uk

t: 01732 844634 m: 07957 209073 c: Mark Steward www.allseasonsfencing.co.uk

Parkers Fencing & Gate Automation

t: 01732 874487 f: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected.

ELECTRIC GATES & ROLLER SHUTTERS Gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas.

Family run business. Free quotes.

Over 18 yrs experience.

Visit our new website.

Larkfield Kebab & Pizza

a: 48 Martin Square, Larkfield, ME20 6QJ t: 01732 522552 e: larkfieldkebabpizza@gmail.com www.LFKP.co.uk Take advantage of our FREE delivery on orders over £12.

Home made kebabs and pizzas made from 100% fresh dough daily.

FENCING

FOOTCARE

Tate Fencing

Robert Hodges MCFHP MAFHP

t: 01732 852596 e: sales@tatefencing.co.uk www.tatefencing.co.uk

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Foot Care - Home visits t: 01732 886260 m: 07975 631824 e: robertkhodges@yahoo.co.uk

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- Nail cutting and filing - Corns and calluses - Fungal nail infections - Verrucae - Discounted rates for couples - Experienced local service Member of the British Association of Foot Health Professionals

FARMER’S MARKET

FINANCIAL ADVISORS

FURNITURE PAINTER

Spadework

Reef Financial Consulting Ltd

Grahame Honey

a: Teston Road, Offham, Kent ME19 5NA t: 01732 870002 e: info@spadework.org.uk www.spadework.net Market Dates: Second Saturday of every month from 10am to 1pm.

Email us to join our mailing list.

Suppliers of fencing materials.

Visit our Tonbridge depot.

t: 01732 445 007 c: Dave Hurring A wide range of financial services, including: Mortgages, Protection.

Inheritance Tax Mitigation.

Long Term Care Fee Planning.

Specialist advice for businesses.

Pension and Investment Planning.

Clear and expert advice from a Chartered Financial Planner.

(See Colour Ad On Page 24)

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m: 07443 419885 e: grahame.honey@hotmail.com Chabby chic, marbelling, graining, wall coverings, broken colour work, whole interiors.

Interior and exterior painting.

All types of painting and decorating work undertaken.

Call today for a free, no obligation, estimate.

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GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GARDEN SERVICES

Garage Door Associates

South East Contractors

Garden Maintenance

a: Showroom and Head Office 18 Holborough Road, Snodland t: 01732 590085 www.garagedoors4you.co.uk Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door.

Repairs and Spares Automation DIY advice Awnings Recommended by Kent Trading Standards

t: 0800 233 52 32 e: quotes@southeast-contractors.co.uk www.southeast-contractors.co.uk Driveways.

Landscaping, fencing, tree surgery.

Resin bound driveway specialist.

Tarmac red or black.

Masters of block paving.

(See Colour Ad On Page 18)

t: Freephone: 0800 511 8081 c: Mark All garden work undertaken.

Lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios.

Free estimates.

Regular maintenance or just a tidy.

No job too big or small.

References available.

City & Guilds qualified.

Over 25 years experience.

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GARDEN LANDSCAPING

GARDEN SERVICES

A D Landscapes Ltd

Yew Tree Landscapes Ltd

Really Good Gardeners

a: Ightham t: 01732 763114 m: 07790 036871 c: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management.

All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

Coe’s Landscapes

t: 07944 442442 c: Tim Coe e: timcoe36@icloud.com www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company Est.1970 Taking on jobs large and small.

Free quotes and will always try to beat other quotes.

We cover all of Kent.

Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting.

Large and small turfing and levelling.

a: Larkfield t: 01732 848179 m: 07850 175077 c: Kevin Kennett e: yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving.

Garden Artificial Grass, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.

GARDEN LANDSCAPE & DESIGN

V & S Garden Services

Time to create your ideal outdoor space and give you a garden to love and enjoy ready for this summer.

Full garden design and implemetation service, free initial consultation and site visit.

Please visit our website.

Tel: 01732 773 821 Mobile: 07811 374319 Contact: Stephen J Johnson www.utopianlandscapeanddesign.com

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GARDEN SERVICES

Acacia - Tree & Landscape Services

Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Full landscaping service.

Fully insured and City & Guilds.

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Lawn mowing, hedge trimming, pruning and weeding.

Garden clear ups and regular maintenance.

All types of garden maintenance undertaken.

Fully insured.

GARDEN SERVICES

Utopian landscape + design Ltd.

Marshalls Landscape Contractors t: 01732 807997 m: 07768 911241 c: Tom www.marshallslandscapes.com

m: 07801 045392 c: Simon Henderson e: simon@reallygoodgardeners.com www.reallygoodgardeners.com

t: 01732 521224 m: 07958 997336 c: Sue or Vince

Comprehensive range of garden services.

One off or full regular maintenance.

Complete year round lawn care.

Professional licensed weed control.

Hourly rates.

GARDEN TURF

t: 01732 845104 m: 07812 344740 c: Chris Coombs www.acaciatreecare.co.uk

Tailored 2 Turf Call Neal on 07909 988995

All forms of hard & soft landscaping.

Tree Surgery, Hedgework, Clearance, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Sleepers, Raised beds, Patios, Paths, Drainage, Ground works, Fencing, Decking, Turfing and Artificial Grass.

Free quotations & fully insured.

Tailored to all or any of your garden needs.

20 years experience.

Experienced Head Greenkeeper. £15 per hour Free quotes required for larger requirements.

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247 Plumbing Solutions

t: 01732 323000 m: 07897 436563 247plumbingsolutions.co.uk When your heating breaks down, we turn up.

Boilers - Breakdowns, servicing and new installs.

Central Heating - Powerflushing, radiators & cylinders.

Plumbing - All general plumbing.

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Bramko Ltd

Contact Mark Killick on 01732 357660 or 07899 894838 e: mik1969@hotmail.co.uk Cleaning from the safety of the ground, up to 4 storeys using Skyvac, accesses above conservatories and extensions. All areas cleaned out.

Free camera inspection and estimate.

From £50.

Drive and patio cleaning.

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Elise - Freelance mobile stylist m: 07530 203451 c: Lisa

Specialising in precision haircuts, makeovers and fashion colour.

Over 20 years experience, originally based at Vidal Sassoon in Knightsbridge.

Available Tuesday to Saturday.

Call for a free no obligation consultation.

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

Astral Heating & Gas Services

Kelly’s Hairdressing Services

c: 07748 876434 e: info@astralheatingservices.co.uk www.astralheatingservices.co.uk

m: 07951 202655 c: Kelly

Fully Qualified hairdresser I am experienced in cutting and colouring and have had advanced training in L’Oreal colour.

Boiler and central heating service and repair specialist with over 30 years of experience. Gas Safe registered, reliable and trustworthy, with the ability to solve all your heating and hot water problems.

Gas ovens and hobs repaired.

Landlords gas safety inspections.

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HAIR SALON

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

Benjamin Terry Plumbing & Heating

Lucas Hair

Michael Anthony Hairdressing

t: 01622 725558 m: 07968 424228 e: ben@bpterry.co.uk

Experienced Qualified Plumbing and Heating Engineer offers; Free Quotations for all your heating and plumbing requirements, No job too small, All calls handled promptly and efficiently.

(See Colour Ad On Page 9)

a: 91 High Street, West Malling Kent, ME19 6NA t: 01732 848222 Get a new hair style, a new look and feel great using Goldwell products.

Pop in for a chat and see how we can help.

(See Colour Ad On Page 24)

Professional and affordable service in the comfort of your own home.

I am polite, friendly and reliable.

Kings Hill 01732 843518 | 07738 199477 Trained in all cutting and colouring techniques, Toni & Guy educated and L’Oréal colour Specialist, With 23 years industry experience.

Please call for prices and more information.

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

HAIR SALON

HANDYMAN

Wicks Gas

On The Fringe

Assembly Man

Service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation.

GAS SAFE REGISTERED: 212643

Local family run business.

Ample free parking outside shop.

t: 01732 883544 m: 07748 780811 c: Gerald Wicks e: wicksgas@btinternet.com

a: 1 Littlemarket Row, Leybourne ME19 5QL t: 01732 840439 www.otfhair.com

New stylist offer.

Highlights, cut and finish £55 or hair cut £20 throughout May. (See Colour Ad On Page 25)

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t: 01732 490071 m: 07806 949999 c: David Hughes e: assemblyman.dave@gmail.com Flat Pack assembly, Outdoor furniture assembly, Home playground assembly, Fence & Shed painting, Patio & Drive power washing, Picture/ Mirror hanging, Shelving, Water features, Small to medium odd jobs. Free No Obligation Quote Senior Discount Public Liability Insurance Held.

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IRONING SERVICES

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Inside Out Domestic Property Maintenance

Bespoke Ironing

DL Kitchens

Your local and reliable ironing service.

I offer a bespoke, professional BUT affordable ironing service.

25 items for £20 Free collection and delivery

Kitchens supplied & fitted or fit only.

All work carried out from start to finish incl. plastering, plumbing, wall & floor tiling, carpentry and electrics.

All work insured and guaranteed.

Contact this local family business for more info.

HANDYMAN

IRONING SERVICES

KITCHENS

Steve’s Home & Garden Services

Extra Hands Ironing & Shirt Laundry

Fitted Doors

m: 07726 525633 c: Bob e: insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Floor & Wall Tiling - Door Hanging Shelving & Racking - Furniture Assembly - Pressure Washing Patio & Drive Cleaning. Gardening Guttering. No Job Too Small Free Estimates and Friendly Advice.

Full Public Liability Insurance.

Estate Agent approved.

t: 01732 846420 m: 07758 311576

Doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing Decking - Patios - Gardening Decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

Fully insured.

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t: 01732 844746 m: 07792 670141/07841 658821 c: Dave or Matthew e: davelovelock@talktalk.net

a: The Colonnade 10 West Street West Malling ME19 6QX t: 01732 872159 m: 07956 864860 www.extrahandsironing.co.uk Central West Malling Drop Shop Open 9-3 Monday - Fridays & 9.30-12.30 Saturdays Clear pricing.

Fully insured.

Collection and delivery service.

78 Glebe Lane, Maidstone ME16 9BA t: 01622 725649 m: 07802 726060 e: sales@fitteddoors.co.uk www.fitteddoors.co.uk Transform tired kitchens and bedrooms in just a few days just by changing the doors, workstops and handles.

We pay the VAT on orders over £2500.

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JEWELLERS

KITCHEN SPLASHBACKS

Andrew Smith Jewellers

UK Splashbacks

Competitive pricing for unwanted or damaged gold items.

Professional, friendly advice.

Open 9am-5.30pm Mon to Sat Visit our new website!

Glass Splashbacks, the popular, modern and hygienic wall finish in your kitchen or bahtroom - seamless, with no grout lines.

We design, measure, fit and finish in any colour.

a: 89 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6NA t: 01732 843087 www.andrewsmithjewellers.co.uk

(See Colour Ad on Page 21)

t: 01622 727697 freephone: 0800 2321149 e: info@uksplashbacks.com www.uksplashbacks.com

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IRONING SERVICES

KITCHENS

KITCHEN WORKTOPS

Able Ironing & Laundry Services

Beautiful Kitchens

OTT Quartz

We offer a professional Ironing, Laundry, Dry Cleaning and Alteration/ Repair service.

We are fully insured and offer a clear pricing structure and free collection and delivery within a 5 mile radius of Larkfield on all orders over £15.

10% off for all new customers!

A fusion of functionality, good taste and style.

We have been providing homes with bespoke kitchens, bedrooms and bathrooms for over 30 years. From creation through to fitting.

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Tired, worn or damaged worktops?

We fit top quality Quartz to your existing surfaces...’over the top’.

t: 01622 718532 m: 07720 607215 www.ableironingservices.co UK

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t: 0800 133 7102 m: 07779 782538 e: sales@ottquartz.co.uk www.ottquartz.co.uk

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LOCKSMITH

Mr Mower

A.Maidstone Locksmiths

m: 0759 671 9295 c: Rob All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service.

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a: 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS t: 01622 410057 m: 07837 751611 c: John e: john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service.

Domestic and Commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted.

UPVC specialists.

KCC trading standard approved.

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LOFT LADDERS & HATCHES

MOBILE PHONE & TABLET REPAIR

Get It Repaired

a: 70 Churchill Square, Kings Hill ME19 4YU t: 01732 525818 www.getitrepaired.co.uk All makes and models.

Broken screens. Charging Ports.

Batteries. Speakers.

Water damage.

Fault diagnosis.Genuine parts.

12 months warranty. Best prices.

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Suite 6, 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, West Malling, ME19 4YU

01732 31 6000 (Please see our main advert on Page 5 )

LEISURE

David Lloyd Clubs

a: 21 Kings Hill Avenue, Kings Hill ME19 4UA t: 01732 873773 www.davidlloyd.co.uk/kingshill Discover what’s new at David Lloyd Kings Hill.

Book a club tour today.

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LOGS & FIREWOOD

MORTGAGE ADVISER

LOGS & FIREWOOD

Browning Rose Financial

a: 11 Swan Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6JU t: 01732 448910 info@browningrosefinancial.co.uk www.browning rosefinancial.co.uk.

Seasoned logs, Firewood and kindling delivered to your door Roger 07831 499952 01732 521693 r.gluck@sky.com

With mortgage rates so low, it might be time to review your mortgage today.

Mobile log splitting service Fallen trees cleared.

(See Colour Ad On Page 5)

CALLING ALL LOCAL: Accountants, Builders, Decorators, Computer Support, Electricians, Fencing, Gardeners, Gas & Heating Services, Kitchen Companies, Plumbers and Solicitors. the local Oracle has traditionally worked very well for this type of business.

To find out more call: 01732 525805/6 DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

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PLASTERERS

Oven Wizards

Charlie Skelly

t: 01622 616168 m: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £49. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000’s of local clients. Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

OPTICIANS

t: 07590 262809 All aspects of plastering & coving Friendly & professional Internal skimming High quality finish Free estimates City & Guilds fully qualified.

PLASTERERS

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805\6

Greens Plastering

t: 01732 670849 m: 07737 860197 www.greensplastering.co.uk

All aspects of plastering covered.

(See Colour Ad On Page 26) OPTICIANS

PET SERVICES

PLASTERERS

Fur Babies At Home

Wall 2 Wall Plastering

Going away on holiday?

Weekend away?

Working late unexpectedly and need someone to feed the cat?

We will take the stress away from both you and your fur babies.

Fully qualified Plasterer.

Internal & external plastering.

Rendering & pebble dashing.

Skimming & plaster boarding.

Coving. Painting and decorating.

Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.

t: 01732 844246 m: 07939 248983 c: Anna e: anna@furbabiesathome.co.uk

t: 01634 313326 m: 07843 881657 c: Joe Bunting e: wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk

OVEN CLEANERS

PET SERVICES

PLUMBERS

Oven Angels

Your Furry Friend’s Friend Dog Walker and Pet Sitter

DL Plumbing

t: 01892 514552 m: 07901 857608 www.ovenangels.co.uk Female oven cleaning team using environmentally approved bio degradable, eco friendly products.

Now in their 19th year.

Prices from £45. Fully insured.

As written in the Evening Standard & Daily Telegraph.

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a: Addington t: 01732 844746 m: 07792 670141

t: 01732 842807 m: 07709 025684 c: Lisa e: LisaG_GTI@hotmail.co.uk fb: YourFurryFriendsFriend

A friendly and reliable dog walking and daily pet care service, including visiting cats, rabbits, guinea pigs and chickens. Available 7 days a week.

Fully insured and police checked

All plumbing work undertaken.

From a dripping tap to a new bathroom.

Including tiling and flooring.

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RESTAURANT

Hylton Plumbing Services

Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar

a: West Malling t: 01732 843086 m: 07970 528822 c: Hylton Visser e: ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. No call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr Emergency Call Out. (See Colour Ad On Page 13)

a: 53-55 High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QH t: 01732 843247

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REMOVALS & STORAGE

R. J. Plumbing

Goodfellows Removals & Storage

m: 07590 665525 c: Ricky Jones e: rickyjplumbing@gmail.com Local reliable plumber. All domestic plumbing covered, from changing a washer in your dripping tap, to installing a full bathroom suite.

Boiler servicing, full central heating installs, Landlord certificates & maintenance. No job too small, all work guaranteed, no call out charge, 10% discount to over 65’s.

PLUMBERS

a: Ashtree Farm, Teston Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 5RL t: 01732 841841 f: 01622 753708

Household/office removals.

Local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. Established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

REMOVALS

enquiries@franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com www.franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com

21 mussels, a la carte menu, 16 Belgian beers, Sunday lunch till 4.30pm, Small weddings, Private function room.

(See Colour Ad On Page 23)

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ROOFING

D. P. Roofing

TNP Nelson Plumbing

t: 01622 808103 m: 07517 106711

t: 01732 220443

Plumbing - all plumbing undertaken.

Heating - radiators and boilers Gas - boilers installed and repaired.

Drainage - cleaning, jetting & repairs.

24 hours - 1 hour response.

All types of roofing renewed and repaired, chimneys, guttering etc.

All work guaranteed.

Free quotes.

All areas covered.

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PRINTERS

REMOVALS

ROOFING

JM Removals

MSB Roofing Services Ltd

t: 01622 205738 m: 07932 715072 c: John McKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk Local & national Full house & single items Dismantle & reassemble service Hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. Shipping.

Free Estimates Fully insured professional service DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

a: 134, 70 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU t: 01732 757555 e: info@msbservices.co.uk Professional quick response emergency roof repairs and renewals.

Trading over 13 years.

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ROOFING

William Kent & Sons Roofing

t: 01732 824059 m: 07778 586865 c: Bill All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Reg waste carrier.

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SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE

SOLICITORS

TLC Scrap Metal

Berry & Lamberts Solicitors

t: 07804 057096 c: Tom Calvert

Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection.

Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

For professional, honest and friendly advice.

SHUTTERS

TAE KWON DO

Ideal Shutters and Blinds

Fortitude Tae Kwon Do

t: 01622 296022 www.idealshuttersandblinds.co.uk fb: Ace Blinds and Shutters Kent Genuine real wood shutters at a lower price than MDF. Over 15 years experience in supplying & fitting quality products.

Call today for your free no obligation quotation.

t: 08701 662 568 www.tkd4u.co.uk

New classes starting in Kings Hill and Borough Green.

Suitable for all ages from 3yrs+.

New students starting every week.

Call for your 30 day FREE trial.

(See Colour Ad On Page 24)

(See Colour Ad On Page 14) SHUTTERS

TAX

Stylehouse Shutters

TaxAssist Accountants

Based in West Malling, supplying and fitting the highest quality, bespoke window plantation shutters.

Free no obligation survey.

Local, friendly service.

3 year guarantee.

Making tax digital.

Xero Silver Partner

t: 01732 752121 e: hello@stylehouseshutters.co.uk www.stylehouseshutters.co.uk

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(See Colour Ad On Front Page)

a: 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL t: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 c: Gary Richards e: garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk

Talk to us if you need help.

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SAVE MONEY

SKIP HIRE

TAXI SERVICE

Utility Warehouse

Haffenden Skip Hire

FlightCatchers Taxis

Authorised Distributor t: 01732 521494 m: 07912 878830 c: Jane www.save-moneywithme.co.uk I can show you how to make great savings on your household and business utilities.

Ask me for more info or check out my website.

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a: East Malling t: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 m: 07850 049246

2yd to 12yd skips available.

Local reliable service.

Call for competitive rates.

m: 07710 088144 / 07909 225553 e: info@flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk www.flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk Premier taxi transfer service for Kent and the South East based in West Malling.

Airports, Railway Stations, Seaports, Events and Long distance.

We can accommodate up to 12 suitcases or equivalent luggage. (golf clubs, or ski’s etc.)

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VIDEO PRODUCTION

WINDOW CLEANING

Acacia Tree Care

Proud Business Productions

Abbi Window Cleaning

t: 01732 845104 m: 07812 344740 www.acaciatreecare.co.uk

m: 07740 357507 e: david@proudbusinessproductions.com www.proudbusinessproductions.com

t: 0800 055 6082

(See Colour Ad On Page 7)

We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole System ensures privacy.

Reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above conservatories no problem. Large house specialist.

Domestic and commercial.

Police checked operator.

Call now for your free estimate.

TREE SURGERY

WEDDING CAR HIRE

WINDOW CLEANING

Blossom Tree Surgery - Lady Tree Surgeon

VW Wedding Hire

All Clean Windows

NPTC C&G Qualified, Fully insured.

Tree work, Hedging, stumpgrinding, hard and soft landscaping, fencing and garden clear ups.

Free consultation and written quotations

m: 07725 330 115 c: Allixandria Driscoll (BSc(hons) MSc Estate Management). e: allixandria@outlook.com Fully Qualified & Insured Arboriculturist.

All aspects of Tree, Hedge & Garden maintenance undertaken.

It doesn’t have to cost an arm & a leg!

Offering video production for social media, product demos. company overviews and more.

Our aim is to help your business grow through video.

m: 07970 728464 www.afhire.co.uk/wedding Hire one of our beautiful classic Volkswagens to make your wedding day extra special.

(See Colour Ad On Page 27)

t/f: 01622 745179 c: Jean Tandy e: jean.tandy@talktalk.net Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured.

Very competitive prices.

TREE SURGERY

WINDOWS

WINDOW CLEANING

Qualitree Services Ltd

Trade 2 Trade Windows Limited

Tower Window Cleaning

Massive savings - 45% off!

Until 31st May 2017

Established professional window cleaning company using the pure water pole system.

We specialise in residential and commercial cleaning and are a member of the professional window cleaning federation.

t: 01622 208426 c: Gary or Caroline Everest e: hello@qualitree-services.co.uk www.qualitree-services.co.uk Tree Surgery, Felling & Removal Hedge Cutting & Trimming Qualified, Experienced & Reliable Fully Insured & Value for Money

t: 01634 730053 www.t2twindows.com

Helping to bring the outside in.

Buy now - pay nothing until 2018.

Call Today For Your Free Quotation

m: 07712 247210 c: Peter

(See Colour Ad On Page 20) UPHOLSTERY

WINDOWS

WOOD FLOORING SPECIALISTS

Interior Decor

Trade Glaze

Rolin Cleaning Services Ltd

a: Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ t: 01732 871042 e: interiordecor@hotmail.co.uk Re-upholstery, loose covers and curtain making carried out by City & Guilds craftsmen with over 30 years experience in your fabric or ours.

Reliable local service.

a: Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD t: 01622 725444 f: 01622 721111 e: ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

t: 01732 872199 m: 07860 100295 e: info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk Wood floor sanding, oiling and laquering.

Trained by Pallmann Technicians.

All work fully insured.

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Events MONDAYS

WEDNESDAYS

FRIDAYS

• 10 - 11.15 am Yoga (Level 1-2) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451

• 9.15am Musical Bumps 2+ group, 1+ group 10am, 0-12m group11am, 3+ group 2pm.

Fun Choir at 4.30pm Sarah 01732 321217

• ( 3rd) 2pm Larkfield Active Retirement Association meet at Larkfield VH. Chris Baker 01732 873705.

• 9.45am Singalong Baby Sign in West Malling. For info please call 07768 447657

• 8-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Contact Peter 01622 717491.

• 10-11am Music mayhem children’s music for 0-5yrs at Snodland Comm. Centre.

07815 775 504 • 10.15am Adult Ballet classes Ryarsh Village Hall 07775 716714

• 10am Zumba at Nettlestead VH (Low impact) Tanya 07531 839159

• 10.30am Baby Massage course in West Malling, Call Massage Your Baby on 01732 847605

• 10.45am Little Bright Sparks fun phonics literacy & numeracy classes. 07768 447657

• 8am Insanity at Kings Hill School. Call Claire 07970 482421 £6

• 3.30pm-4.30pm Dance Fitness at Leybourne Village Hall, 07979 750382

• ( 2nd Sat) 10am - 1pm Offham Farmers Market at Spadework, Teston Rd, Offham.

01732 870002 (See Ad)

• 12pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane for beginners.

• 12.45pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy level.

• 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Advanced dancers.

01732 870715 • (Term time) 1.30pm Expressions Dance at Larkfield & EM Methodist Church ME20 6PN Syliva 01634 245767 • 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. More advanced.

01732 870715.

• 6.30pm Insanity at KH School - everyone welcome. Call Claire 07970 482421 £6 • 7.30pm Zumba at Kings Hill School – Claire 07970 482421 for details. £5 • 8pm Zumba at Wateringbury Primary School.

All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159

• 5.30pm & 7.30pm Slimming World, KHCH, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill - 07914 842597 • 6pm Ballet Workout and Beginners’ Ballet Ryarsh Village Hall 07775716714 • 6.30pm Insanity. Discovery School, Kings Hill. Call Claire 07970 482421 £6 • 7-8.15pm Into to yoga at Borough Green Parish Church Hall. Julie 07989 185425 • 7pm Zumba at Yalding VH (No classes on 18/5, 1/6 and 8/6) Tanya 07531 839159 • 7pm Speed & strength training for runners.

Larkfield Leisure Centre. All abilities welcomed. Louise via larkfieldac@gmail.com • (3rd) 7pm Wateringbury Flower Club at The Institute, East Malling.

• 7.30pm Pilates at Discovery School, Kings Hill with Claire on 07970 782421 £8

TUESDAYS

• 7.30pm C213 Bridge Club at Offham VH. Call Angela on 01732 874928 for info.

• 9.30am Musical Bumps 2+’s, 1+’s 10.15am at KHCH. Sarah 01732 321217

• 8-10pm The Larkfield Women’s Club at Church Farm VH. Sarah on 07786 364063

• 10am Baby Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 or 07801 948969

THURSDAYS

• 10.30am Zumba Gold at KHCC £5. Claire on 07970 482421

6.30am BNI Enterprise meet at K Sports Club, Ditton. Call Anna on 01732 525806 to book.

• 11am Tots Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736

• 9.30-10.15am Mini mayhem music for 0-1yrs East Malling Inst. Hall. 07815 775504

• 11.15am Musical Bumps Baby Class and 3+’s 12.15pm at KHCH. Sarah 01732 321217

• 10.30-11.30am Music Mayhem children’s music 0-5yrs EM Inst. Hall 07815 775504.

• 12 Midday Preschool Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 or 07801 948969

• (1st Thurs) 2pm U3A (University of the Third Age) KHCC Mark Richards on 01622 201985.

• 11-12.30pm Improver/Intermediate Linedancing at Nettlestead Village Hall.

01732 872624

• 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at West Malling Library.

• 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at Snodland Library.

• (Alternate) 2.30-4.30pm Men’s Retirement Group meet at Clout Memorial Institute, WM. 01732 846087

• 7pm Zumba at Wateringbury Village Hall.

All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159

• 6.15pm-7.15pm, Complete Beginners Pilates, Malling School 01622 715576

• 7.30-9.30pm The Snodland Women’s Club at the Snodland Community Centre, Paddlesworth Road, ME6 5DP First week free.

Amanda Clark on 07983 159989

• 7.15 - 8.15 pm Yoga (Beginners) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451

• 7.30 Group running from Larkfield Leisure Centre. All abilities welcomed. Contact Louise via larkfieldac@gmail.com

• 7.15pm-8.15pm, New Yoga Pilates Dance fusion, Dance Studio, Malling School, 01622 715576 • 8.30pm Morris Dancing. St. Georges Hall, Wrotham, TN15 7AB. Male dancers welcome.

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SATURDAYS

• ( 1st Sat) 8pm A host from Click Singles meets clients at the Bull, West Malling for a Live Music Night.

SUNDAYS • 9.30am St Gabriel’s, Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at DiscoverySchool, Kings Hill. Sunday School 1st, 2nd and 4th Sundays of the month.

...ALSO THIS MONTH Saturday 13 May 12-3pm Dandelion Time May Fair at Elmscroft House, Charlton Lane, West Farleigh, ME15 0NY. Crafts, stalls, BBQ and free admission.

Tuesday 16 May 8pm Malling Society at West Malling C.E. Primary School, Norman Road, West Malling. Illustrated talk by Simon Elliott.

Open to Members and Non-Members. £3 including refreshments. Contact Molly Potts on 01732 841170.

Saturday 20 May 2-7pm Fun On The Hill at Kings Hill Sports Park. Tkts £4 Adults, £6 Children - includes entrance to kids zone.

Friday 26 May. Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Wheatsheaf, West Malling. 8.30pm start.

Tickets available at £12 from 07976 637804.

Saturday 27 May 9.30am - 3.30pm East Malling Grand Stamp Fair at East Malling VH, New Road, ME19 6DD. 01474 325507. FREE! Sunday 28 May 11am-4pm Open Day at The Twitch Heritage Centre, Douce’s Manor, St. Leonard’s Street. Visitors, please note! Parking on St. Leonard’s Street. Contact Molly Potts on 01732 841170.

Saturday 10 June 10.30am - 4.30pm Summer Fair and Fun Dog Show at The RSPCA Leybourne Animal Centre, Castle Way, Leybourne, West Malling, Kent, ME19 5HW. Registered Charity No: 219099. Adm: Adults £2, Children 5–16yrs £1, Under 5’s – Free.

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