WEST MALLING AUGUST 2017 LOCAL ORACLE

ISSUE 162

DISTRIBUTION 16,500 HOMES & BUSINESSES

MALLING

AUGUST

2017

News the local

Dear Readers Now the school holidays have started many of you may be pulling your hair out trying to find things for the kids to do. We have a packed events page you can turn to for help and if you do get the kids occupied, we have plenty of advertisers to help catch up with jobs around the home. We have some new advertisers too who are highlighted on our Category page.

Suite 23, 10 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU Jane Accounts/Sales t: 01732 525805 Anna Artwork/Sales t: 01732 525806 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

You will see all our BUSINESS ADVERTISERS are together, we have a HOME AND GARDEN section and then PERSONAL AND LEISURE. All advertisers have a category box at the back of the publication for quick reference and they can also be found on our website.

There is limited space in the printed advert but some advertisers have added additional information on their webpage including before and after images to show their services, testimonials or a full list of services.

Cut off dates for advertising in the September editions are: • S evenoaks 15th August • Malling 15th August • Maidstone 20th August • Tonbridge 20th August

All editions can be found on the website each month if you lose your copy or wish to share with someone else www.thelocaloracle.co.uk. We will be also be sharing information on our social media pages which can easily be found.... facebook.com/thelocaloracle or Twitter.com/thelocaloracle.

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We look forward to hearing your feedback.

Have a great month.

Anna & Jane

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Contents the local News P2 CONTACT DETAILS P2 KINGS HILL STREET MAP P6

SOS Window Works P17

BUSINESS SERVICES

Time For You Domestic Cleaning P18

BNI P5

Sterling Construction Works Ltd P17 Stylehouse Shutters P1 Tate Fencing P18 TNP Nelson Plumbing P18 Trade 2 Trade Windows Ltd P19

Browning Rose Financial P5

Trade Glaze P48

Diligent Law P5

UK Splashbacks P20

Get It Repaired P7 Kent Electronic Services P5 Proud Business Production P8 Scarbutts Printers P8 Tax Assist Accountants P9

Andrew Smith Jewellers P20

Utility Warehouse P8

Autospray Solutions P21 David Lloyd Clubs P3 FlightCatchers Taxis P21

HOME & GARDEN

Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar P22

Aerial Man P9

Fur Babies At Home P21

ASD Electrical Services P9

Gemini Beauty P25

Basically Bathrooms P9

Hengist P24

Beautiful Kitchens P11 Benjamin Terry Plumbing & Heating P10 Bramko P10

Humphrey & Scace P23 Kings Hill Garage & Car Sales P24 Lucas Hair P24

Brook Security P10

On The Fringe P25

Classic Blinds P10

Parkfoot P26

Energy On P11

Reef Financial Consulting Ltd P26

Fedurco Solutions Ltd P12

Charity Walk P26

Fitted Doors P12

West Malling Opticians P27

Homefresh P12 Howard Caine Conservatories P13 Hylton Plumbing Services P15 Ideal Shutters P14

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Kent Carpet Cleaning Company P14 Marshalls Landscape Contractors P15 MSB Roofing P15 Nightingale Bathrooms P16 Paul Anthony Carpentry p15

WHAT CAN THE LOCAL ORACLE DO FOR YOU? P28 CATEGORY INDEX P29 CATEGORY ADVERTS P30-45 USEFUL NUMBERS P46 EVENTS P47

Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd P16 Rolin Cleaning P17

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BUSINESS SERVICES

ENTERPRISE K Sports Cobdown Station Rd, Ditton Aylesford ME20

Solicitor Garage Estate/Letting Agent Carpet/Flooring Company Cleaner Gardener/Landscaper Sign Writer Florist Accountant Mortgage Advisor

Call Anna on 01732 525806 to book your space!

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BUSINESS SERVICES

70 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

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BUSINESS SERVICES Contact: Jane Marshall Tel: 01732 521494 jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk

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BUSINESS SERVICES

‘THE AERIAL MAN’

Family business - established 30 years

DIGITAL TV AERIAL SERVICES

YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO AERIAL SPECIALIST SPECIAL RATES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS NO CALL OUT CHARGE, XTRA POINTS FULLY INSURED Enjoy your free digital channels CCTV Installation

HOME & GARDEN

Tel: 01732 883542 or: 01622 871614 Kings Hill

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DRIVE & PATIO CLEANING SPECIALIST

d h an Was block . nd resa from £75 g 45 pavin s from £ Patio

NO MESS NO FUSS

Block paving, patio slabs & decking restored to original condition.

Weed, moss & grime removal to prevent slippery surfaces.

Established 12 years - serving Kent & Sussex.

FREE Estimate and FREE on site cleaning demo.

Please call Mark Killick 01732 357660 | 07899 894 838 mik1969@hotmail.co.uk www.bramko.co.uk

Burglar alarms CCTV Access control Contact us now for your FREE consultation: 0800 281 249 info@brooksecurity.com www.brooksecurity.com

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Brook Security has been protecting homes and businesses for more than 20 years.

We are NACOSS Gold acredited and can provide the very best standards of security.

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YOUR LOCAL DRAINAGE SOLUTION l Blockages, Domestic & Commercial l Descaling & CCTV Surveys l Lining Repairs l Excavations l Soakaways l No call out charge l Card payments East Malling, Kings Hill, Larkfield, Leybourne, Mereworth, Snodland, Wateringbury, West Malling.

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HOMEFRESH

CARPETS (Average) Normal Rate Special Rate Single Room (12’x12’) £ 52 Through Room (12x18’) £ 66 Hall, Stairs & Landing £ 66

£ 26 £ 33 £ 33

UPHOLSTERY 3 Piece Suite Leather 3 Piece Suite

£ 94 £ 156

£ 47 £ 78

CURTAINS Full length Half length

£ 84 £ 52

£ 42 £ 26

No Hidden Extras All prices inclusive of VAT. FREE PHONE 0800 6942024 THROUGHOUT THE SOUTH EAST Office Hours: 9am-7pm (Sat 10am-1pm)

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Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Part of Rolin Cleaning Services Ltd

Professional, Family Run, Local Cleaning Company Carpet Cleaning | Rug Cleaning | Upholstery Cleaning | Wood Floor Restoration Leather Cleaning & Repair | Marble & Stone Restoration | Spot and Stain Removal Amtico Floor Care Every Carpet Clean Customer Receives a Free Spot & Stain Remover!

Give the Willson family a call for a free inspection and quotation All Work Fully Insured Telelephone: 01732 872 199 | 07874 005 135 Website: www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk Email: info@rolin.cc

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Tel: Mobile:

01732 843086 0797 0528822

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Hylton Plumbing Services

Marshalls Landscape Contractors Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Email: hylton@hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk

Contact Hylton Reliable Qualified Plumber with 20 years experience Public Liability Insured No Call Out Fee

www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk

Maintenance Plumbing Burst Pipes Hot Water Cylinders Blocked Drains Radiators Leaking Taps New Loft Tanks

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Full landscaping service.

Fully insured.

City & Guilds.

All work undertaken currently comes with a 3 year guarantee.

Contact: Tom Mobile: 07768 911241 or 01732 807997 Unit 1, Hernewell Farm, London Road West Malling, ME19 5DD www.marshallslandscapes.com

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3 Family run business 3 Established 13 years 3 Local advertisers 3 4 editions 3 Leaflet distribution 3 User friendly website 3 58,500 copies distributed monthly 3 Flexible for all your advertising uirequirements.

Give us a call or drop us an email.

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Dust free wood floor sanding and refinishing services.

Fully trained, qualified and authorised affiliates of The Ultimate Floor Sanding Company.

Call 01732 872 199 or 07874 005 135 www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk

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NELSON PLUMBING

PLUMBING - Taps, leaks, cylinders and tanks.

All plumbing undertaken.

HEATING - Leaking or blocked radiators and boiler

breakdowns.

GAS - New boilders installed, boilders repaired and serviced.

DRAINAGE - Drain cleaning, jetting and repairs.

Covering Malling and surrounding areas.

Plumbing & Heating Specialist

01732 220443

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LEAFLET DISTRIBUTION 1,000 - 58,500 TARGET SPECIFIC AREAS TO SUIT YOU Give us a call or drop us an email.

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Stressing about upsetting your fur babies?

PERSONAL & LEISURE

Going on holiday?

FUR BABIES AT HOME

Leave them in the comfort of their own surroundings and we will come in and feed, clean out and cuddle.

Call Anna 07939 248983

Fully insured.

Gatwick Airport

London City Airport

1-4 Passengers from £45 5-8 Passengers from £70

1-4 Passengers from £55 5-8 Passengers from £75

Heathrow

Stansted Airport (Including Tolls)

1-4 Passengers from £70 5-8 Passengers from £99

1-4 passengers from £78 5-8 Passengers from £99

Premier taxi transfer service for Kent and the South East based in West Malling Airports - Railway Stations - Seaports - Events - Long Distance We can accommodate up to 12 suitcases or equivalent luggage (e.g. golf club or ski’s etc.)

Tel: 07710 088144 / 07909 225553 E-mail: info@flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk Web: www.flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

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PERSONAL & LEISURE

Monday - Saturday Set lunch menu 12-3pm 2 courses for £15 or 3 courses £19

7-9 High Street, Aylesford ME20 7AX The Hengist reopened in April 2014 following an extensive renovation. The 16th Century building still stands with original features and timber beams yet houses an elegant, modern restaurant and bar.

As a village bar and dining rooms the Hengist offers a range of dining options including a casual dining option on the ground floor and two more formal dining rooms upstairs. We offer seasonal ‘a la carte’ and ‘set’ menus along with a ‘Sunday lunch’ menu. All of our dishes are freshly made to order with locally sourced ingredients.

Monday - Thursday Lunch times, Set Menu 12-3pm. Evening food served from 6pm.

Food served all day Friday and Saturday. Sunday Lunch menu available 12-5pm

25% OFF

Roast Dinners (Offer expires 31st August) when you book with this voucher by phone 01622 885800 (internet bookings not accepted)

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Local family run business Ample free parking outside shop Colour sale Tuesday every week in August

1 Littlemarket Row, Leybourne, ME19 5QL www.otfhair.co.uk 01732 840439 DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

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PERSONAL & LEISURE

A wealth of expertise on your doorstep....

Reef Financial Consulting Ltd A wide range of financial services, including: Mortgages, Protection Inheritance Tax Mitigation Long Term Care Fee Planning Specialist advice for businesses Pension and Investment Planning

Clear and expert advice from a Chartered Financial Planner Call Dave Hurring on 01732 445 007 Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage.

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Malling EDITION

What can we do for you?

We now have 4 editions with a distribution totalling 58,500 homes and businesses.

Every 1/4, 1/2 and full page colour advert comes with: A-Z category advert and a page on our website.

We can print, supply leaflets and distribute 1,000 to 58,500 leaflets for you. Just tell us which areas you would like to target .

Each monthly edition can be found on our website where you can flick through the pages online.

You can have a page on our website for just ÂŁ10 per month which includes photos, a video, text and links to your website and social media.

This is our business and you will only speak to us!

Anna & Jane

16.5k

Addington | Birling | East Malling Halling | Holborough | Kings Hill Larkfield | Leybourne Leybourne Lakes | Mereworth Offham | Ryarsh | Snodland Trottiscliffe | Wateringbury West Malling Aylesford Allington Barming Ditton Maidstone Ringlestone

Maidstone EDITION

15k

East Peckham Five Oak Green Hadlow Matfield Paddock Wood Tonbridge Southborough

Tonbridge Edition

15k

Chipstead Dunton Green Kemsing Otford Riverhead Seal Sevenoaks

Sevenoaks Edition

12k

Anna - Artwork/Sales t: 01732 525806 e: anna@thelocaloracle.co.uk

Jane - Accounts/Sales t: 01732 525805 e: jane@thelocaloracle.co.uk

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Category Accountants

Drainage & Plumbing

Pet Services

Aerials

Driving Instructor

Plasterers

Alarms

Electricians

Plumbers

Appliance Repair

Farmers’ Market

Printer

Architectural Design

Fencing*

Property Maintenance

Artist

Financial Advisors

Removals & Storage

Bathroom Installations

Fitness & Wellbeing

Restaurant

Beauty & Complementary

Food Take-away*

Roofing

Blinds

Garage Doors

Save Money

Building Refurbishment

Garden Landscapers

Scrap Metal Clearance

Building Services

Garden Landscape & Design

Shutters

Business Insurance

Garden Services

Skip Hire

Business Networking

Garden Turf

Solicitors

Business Opportunity

Gas & Heating Services

Taxi Service

Car Body Repairs

Gutter Cleaning & Repairs

Car Sales

Hair Salon

Car Sales & Servicing

Hairstylist - mobile

Car Service & Repairs

Handyman

Carpentry

Ironing Services

Carpet Cleaning

Jewellers

Charity Clubs

Kitchens

Chiropodist

Kitchen Splashbacks

Cleaning

Legal Advice

Complementary Therapy*

Lettings & Sales*

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Conservatories

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Convenience Store/Garage

Loft Ladders & Hatches

Counselling

Logs & Firewood

Curtains

Mobile Phone & Tablet Repair

Decorators

Mortgage Adviser

Double Glazing

Opticians

Double Glazing Repairs

Oven Cleaners

Tree Surgery Upholstery Van & A Man Video Production Will Writing & Estate Planning* Windows Window Cleaning Wood Flooring Specialists

* New Advertisers

ALL ADVERTS ARE PLACED IN GOOD FAITH AND THE LOCAL ORACLE TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY ISSUES ARISING FROM THE USE OF SUPPLIERS WHO HAVE ADVERTISED.

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ACCOUNTANTS

ALARMS

The Accountancy Practice

Brook Security

a: Suite 21, 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 897929 c: Neil Craig e: neil@theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk www.theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk Free 1 hour consultation Fixed Fee Quotes Limited companies Sole Traders/Partnerships Self Assessment/Tax Returns Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll

t: 0800 281 249 e: info@brooksecurity.com www.brooksecurity.com

Burglar alarms.

CCTV Access control Contact us now for your FREE consultation.

Better safe than sorry...

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AERIALS

ALARMS

Simply Connected

Comet Security Systems

ACCOUNTANTS

AERIALS

APPLIANCE REPAIR

Clover Accounting Services

The Aerial Man

Appliance Care and Repair

ACCOUNTANTS

Aerials - Satellites - A/V t: 01622 763825 m: 07780 470541 e: info@simply-connected.uk www.simply-connected.uk New Aerials, Extra Points, Satellite Installations, Hidden Dishes, Home Networks, WiFi Problems?, Phone Points, TV Mounting, Home Cinema, CCTV, Fault Finding and much more.

FREE Surveys, Fully Insured, Over 15 Years Experience.

a: Suite 20, 50 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 523485 m: 07967 118639 c: Heidi Dennis e: heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk Self assessment, Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Business start ups Tax returns ACCOUNTANTS

TaxAssist Accountants

a: 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL t: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 c: Gary Richards e: garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk Free initial discussion.

Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service at our Larkfield Shop.

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t: 01732 883542 01622 871614 Satellite TV in all rooms.

New digital aerials.

Free to view channels.

No subscription fees. ITV2, C5 etc.

Insurance. CCTV Installation.

(Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens.

No call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed.

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t: 01634 249859 m: 0779 355 3615 www.cometsecurity.co.uk Protection for your Home or Business. Intruder Alarms, CCTV, Panic Alarms, Access Control.

Existing alarms serviced & maintained. Our systems do not require you to sign up for costly maintenance contracts.

Call Comet Security for a FREE survey.

m: 07545 044276 c: Graham e: 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk Prompt and friendly service.

Repairs and installs to all electric appliances.

16 years experience.

ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805/6

Creative Architectural Design Ltd t: 01732 824354 c: Graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & Conservatories.

Extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations.

Applications submitted on your behalf. Listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BLINDS

Christopher Marshall

Nightingale Bathrooms

Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd

Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

Easy access showers, baths and wet rooms.

Raised height toilets.

Slip resistant safety flooring.

Discounts for SSAFA, British Legion, Ex service personnel & Over 60s.

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a: Unit 2 Albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent TN2 4BB t: 01892 825522 m: 07767 326211 c: Stuart Munday e: stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY

BUILDING REFURBISHMENT

Basically Bathrooms

Gemini Beauty

a: Luddesdowne Nr Meopham t: 01474 813434 c: Christopher Marshall e: info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

t: 01732 321008 m: 07967 741445 e: tony.mckimm@yahoo.com Complete bathroom installations: Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public Liability Insured (See Colour Ad On Page 9)

t: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk

a: Larkfield t: 01732 842279 m: 07749 589414 e: angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk Award winning Gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience.

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BLINDS

BUILDING SERVICES

Bathroom Solutions

Classic Blinds

AAPM Construction

m: 07908 021913 c: David Bartholomew e: barti1@hotmail.com

Complete bathroom installs, supply and design.

Plumbing, tiling, splash panels, plastering, electrical work and waste removal.

Free estimates.

Public liability insured.

t: 01622 730572 www.ClassicBlindsAshford.co.uk Fast friendly service.

Free quotes.

Different styles available: Roller, Verticals, Wooden, Venetian, Roman, Ail Venetian.

Fully guaranteed.

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m: 07884 436279 f: 01634 247682 c: Paul e: info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates.

As seen on ITV’s 60 minute makeover!

You can see all our customers on the website along with extra information about many of them and testimonials.

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BUSINESS INSURANCE

Any Aspect Builders Ltd

Westfield Insurance

t: 01622 729536 m: 07407 764555 c: Kieron e: info@anyaspectbuilders.co.uk www.anyaspectuilders.co.uk Extensions, Loft conversions, Kitchens, Refurbishments, Bathrooms, Driveways Patios.

Over 20 Years experience.

Fully insured, Chas approved Free Quotes Reference’s Available.

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m: 07753 335044 c: Richard Hills e: richardhills@westfieldinsurance.co.uk www.westfieldinsurance.co.uk Independent Commercial Insurance Broker I am an appointed representive based near West Malling, so for all your Business Insurance requirements please contact myself today.

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805/6

BUSINESS NETWORKING

Paul Tann Ltd

t: 01732 842863 m: 07956 313287 / 07834 810453 c: Paul e: paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed.

Established over 20 years.

ENTERPRISE K Sports Cobdown, Station Rd, Ditton, Aylesford ME20 6AU We meet every Thursday morning.

Call Anna to book your place!

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BUILDING SERVICES

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

CAR BODY REPAIRS

R Blackman General Maintenance

Forever Living Products

Autospray Solutions

Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

Uncapped & willable income stream.

Flexible - start part-time, and build a full time income. Global franchise operating in over 160 countries worldwide.

Unique product range. Est. 33 years.

Call for more information today!

a: Unit 18, Lake Road, Quarry Wood Industrial Estate, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7TQ m: 07773 340049 t: 01622 727263 c: Ben Award winning Kent based service and tradesmen for all your bodywork repair needs. Carried out at your convenience at home, work or our brand new unit in Aylesford.

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BUILDING SERVICES

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

CAR SALES

Sterling Construction Works Ltd

Utility Warehouse Discount Club Authorised Distributor Network Marketing Business t: 01732 521494 c: Jane Marshall e: jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk

Kings Hill Car Sales

t: 01892 838668 m: 07887 948430 c: Richard Blackman e: rblackman1@btinternet.com

t: Freephone 0800 689 3968 e: contactus@sterlingconstructionworks.co.uk www.sterlingconstructionworks.co.uk Extensions, Conservatories, Brickwork, Drainage, Driveways, Patios, paving, Decking, Kitchens and Bathrooms.

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m: 07939 248983 c: Anna Marshall e: info@annaforeverhealthy.co.uk www.annaforeverhealthy.co.uk

Major British PLC is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided.

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a: Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU t: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk Good quality cars, bought and sold.

Specialist vehicle sourcing.

Company vehicle sourcing.

All makes available.

Please ring for help.

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CAR SALES & SERVICING

West Malling Garage

a: High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QN t/f: 01732 874350 c: Nick Errington www.westmallinggarage.co.uk Toyota Specialists.

All makes of vehicle serviced and repaired.

Vehicle diagnostics.

MOT station.

Car sales and sourcing of any vehicle.

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TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805/6

Red Carpentry

t: 01622 751447 m: 07896 904056 c: Richard Dillon Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows.

Solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken.

Over 30 years experience.

CAR SERVICE & REPAIR

CARPENTRY

CARPET CLEANING

Kings Hill Garage Limited

Hudson Carpentry & Building Services

Homefresh

a: North Lodge, 584 Malling Road, West Malling, Kent, ME194PU. t: 01732 849322 Servicing for all makes & models MOT’s – while u wait Tyres & Exhausts Engine diagnostics

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t: 01634 242807 m: 07838 156170 c: Neil Hudson e: hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk www.facebook.com/hudsoncbs All aspects of Carpentry and Building including extensions, conversions, kitchens, bathrooms, flooring, tiling, doors & more! Over 20 years experience. Insured, local & reliable. Call for a free quote. See our Facebook page for customer feedback.

t: Freephone: 0800 6942024 Carpet and upholstery cleaning offer.

50% discount.

Specialist Fabric Treatment.

Stainshield, Deodorising Treatment, Anti-Allergy Treatment, Conditioner.

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CARPENTRY

CARPET CLEANING

Chatfield Carpentry

Paul Anthony Interiors

Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd

t: 01732 871449 m: 07985 273773 c: Steve Wheeler e: mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors.

Quality workmanship at competitive prices. Over 17 years experience City and Guilds qualified.

m: 07719 117250 e: info@paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk www.paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk Carpentry and joinery.

Kitchen installations.

Radiator Covers.

Made to measure sliding wardrobes.

Cupboards, units and shelving.

No job too big or too small.

25 years experience.

Call for free, no obligation quote.

Discount to local Oracle readers.

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t: 01732 872199 c: Chrissie 07801 561696 John 07860 100295 e: info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk

Family run carpet cleaning company.

Also upholstery cleaning, Stain removal, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning.

NCCA and IICRC Certified.

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Leaflet distribution We can deliver from 1,000 up to 58,500 leaflets for you.

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Lions Club of Malling District

GLEAMING CLEANING

Monthly meetings on the third Monday of each month at 8pm

Always busy? No time for cleaning?

Ovens NEED to be deep cleaned!

Ironing pile getting bigger?

Garden that never stops growing?

Hoovering & dusting getting you down?

Call us to leave your house gleaming!

The Wealden Hall, 773 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6DE. To come and see what ‘Mauling’ Lions do visit www.mallinglions.club or Telephone Richard ( the lionheart ) 01732 670556 CHARITY CLUB

Rotary Club - Kings Hill khrc09@yahoo.com www.rotary1120.org/kings_hill/ Every Monday evening 7.30 for 7.45pm Upstairs at the Spitfire, Kings Hill.

Organising support and fund raising for local, national and international causes.

CHARITY CLUB

No job too BIG or too SMALL! For a professional 1-2-1 service with A Smile Free quotation 1st clean 20% Off

Call Terri: 07486 860647

See website for info. http://www.rcmalling.org.uk

t: 01732 490736 e: info@harmonia.org.uk www.harmoniatherapies.com f: facebook.com/harmoniatherapies/ Offering a range of complementary therapies to tackle the problems caused by the modern environment.

Deep relaxing Hot Lava Shells, Pregnancy massage, Deep tissue sports massage all tailored to suit you requirements.

CLEANING

COMPUTER SUPPORT

Kings Hill Cleaning Ltd

AA Computer Services

a: 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU t: 01732 844484 e: info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk Friendly, professional, family run business. High standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. Materials supplied.

Regular, one-off, house keeping & spring cleaning. Based on Kings Hill - Established 2004.

Please call for a free estimate.

m: 07904 910400 e: info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services.

Microsoft Certified Professional.

From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

COMPUTER SUPPORT

CLEANING

Expert house cleaners you can trust

Rotary Club of Malling Humanity in Motion We meet every Tuesday (except when there is a bank holiday in the week) at 6.30 pm for 7.00pm at SPADEWORK nursery, Offham.

Harmonia Therapies

Family business we are not an agency or franchise Fully insured We use our own products Fully uniformed “we buff til it sparkles” Call or email Nicola for a free quote: lovellhousekeeping@gmail.com 07984 662 494

APC Manpower Computer services t: 01732 790099 m: 07867771078 e: service@pcmanpower.co.uk VIRUS Removal Specialist Broadband WIFI issues SLOW Unresponsive PC PC Dead / Windows Issue IPAD Tuition & Setup New PC setup Printer & Email issues Fixed

CHIROPODIST

CLEANING

COMPUTER SUPPORT

West Malling Podiatry & Chiropody

Time For You

Home Computer Help

a: 14-16 Swan Street, West Malling ME19 6LP t: 01732 848460 c: Marie Thomas Bsc(Hons), MChS e: westmallingpods@gmail.com

HPC Registered Podiatrist l Corn & Callous Removal l Biomechanics & Orthotics l Verrucae l Ingrown Toenails Evening, weekend and gift vouchers also available.

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t: 01732 220467 m: 07966 825265 c: Rob e: hchelp194@gmail.com

Honest, dependable and affordable police checked cleaner to your home.

Typically £11.50 per hour incl.

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Experienced IT Professional providing an in-home service.

Computer setup. Virus removal Software installation.

Internet & email troubleshooting.

Training & advice.

Fixed prices - no hourly rates.

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Anne Twyford Counselling

G J Services

Counselling and personal therapy for individuals.

Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Tiling Free Estimates

a: Unit 7, Kilnbridge Works, East Farleigh, ME15 0HD t: 01622 721000 e: info@kesuk.net www.kesuk.net Computer support, repairs & upgrades.

Virus and malware removal.

Complete business and home connectivity service.

For additional services see our website.

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a: Kings Hill t: 01732 752077 m: 07551 277293 e: anne@annetwyfordcounselling.uk www.annetwyfordcounselling.uk

Consulting room in Churchill Square, Kings Hill.

a: West Malling t: 01732 872125 m: 07764 684495 t: Guy Williams e: gjservices@btinternet.com

CONSERVATORIES

CURTAINS

DECORATORS

Howard Caine Conservatories

Devain Bespoke Curtains

Impact Decoration

t/f: 01732 321050 m: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 e: Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk New Conservatories, Refurbishment, Windows/Doors Check us out at Checkatrade.com Fully registered with FENSA Customer References Available.

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m: 07974 006146 e: info@devainbespokecurtains.co.uk www.devainbespokecurtains.co.uk Traditional & Contemporary Full measuring, making and fitting service available.

t: 01732 873726 m: 07882 597433 c: Sam Gregory e: info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk Kings Hill based, polite and tidy.

Internal and External decoration.

City and Guilds qualified.

Dulux Select Approved Decorator.

Fully insured. Domestic & Commercial clients.Virtually dust free sanding. Paper hanging.

CONSERVATORIES

DECORATORS

Trade 2 Trade Windows Limited

John Green Décor Ltd

t: 01634 730053 www.t2twindows.com

Buy now - Pay August 2018!

0% APR Representative Minimum 25% Deposit (See Colour Ad On Page 19)

CONVENIENCE STORE/GARAGE

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t: 0800 783 1916 e: sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk Which? Trusted trader and Dulux Approved Decorators undertaking: - All aspects of painting & decorating - Interior/exterior/insurance work - Domestic & Commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - Specialist spray finishes - Small refurbishment projects - Free consultation service

DECORATORS

DECORATORS

Choice Painting & Decorating

JP’s Decorating

City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small.

All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest. I have many years experience.

Kings Hill based.

Domestic/Commercial & insurance.

(References available on request)

m: 07761 601896 c: Dean Woolterton e: choicedec@outlook.com

m: 07956 874044 or 07944 126353 c: Phil e: jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk

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DRIVING INSTRUCTOR

Parrish Painting & Decorating

DG Solutions (Kent) Limited

Glen’s Driving School

m: 07967 190588 c: Mark

For all your decorating needs.

A friendly, reliable service at competitive rates.

Qualified and fully insured.

Call for a free, no obligation quote.

Independent Offham Business Double Glazing Problems Solved t: 01732 842691 m: 07870 213098 e: contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk

Fault Finding, Repairs and Upgrades Windows, Doors, Locks & adjustments.

Misted Sealed Units, Handles and Hinges.

Upgrade to A-rated energy efficient units.

New Installation FENSA Insurance backed.

Free telephone advice and call out Over 30 years’ experience in industry.

t: 01732 841966 m: 07525 209294 e: glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk Advanced Driving Instructor.

Pass Plus - Local friendly DSA Driving Instructor - Pass Plus - Competitive Rates - First lesson free - New A/C Peugeot

DECORATORS

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

ELECTRICIANS

Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists

SOS Window Works

Andy Payne Electrical

a: The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, ME20 7LZ t: 01622 206690 m: 07779 006696 e: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

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t: 01732 843661 m: 07830 456928 e: ryarshelectrical@gmail.com Domestic and Commercial Part P Qualified and registered with Napit.

City and Guilds 2330. 2365 Level 3 2391 Inspection and Testing 2382 BS7671 17th Edition.

Full rewires and new fuse boards.

Periodic/Landlords Inspections.

Also new lights, sockets, power into shed’s and gardens.

DOUBLE GLAZING

DRAINAGE & PLUMBING

ELECTRICIANS

Trade Glaze

Ferdurco Solutions Limited

ASD Electrical Services

For all your drainage needs.

Fast and reliable service.

Emergency 24 hours.

All blockages.

Domestic and commercial.

All plumbing work.

No job too small Maintenance and installation Domestic and commercial Repairs and fittings Free quotations No call out fee

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a: 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB t/f: 01732 873754 m: 07971 542609/07824 887677 e: m.roast@gmail.com Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling. City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp.

Insurance & Commercial work.

References on request.

a: Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD t: 01622 725444 f: 01622 721111 e: ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and Velux windows.

t: 01732 252112 e: enquiries@fedurcosolutions.co.uk www.ferdurcosolutions.co.uk

t: 01634 624555 m: 07885 605424 e: asdelectricalservices@gmail.com

Family run business Established for 13 years Malling, Maidstone, Tonbridge & Sevenoaks Call 01732 525805/6

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FENCING

Domestic and Residential Electrical Services

Spadework

Tate Fencing

t: 01622 870147 m: 07515 159821 e: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk

Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home lighting, sockets & switches. Full or Pprt rewire, security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval. NAPIT Approved No Call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice.

No hidden extras.

a: Teston Road, Offham, Kent ME19 5NA t: 01732 870002 e: info@spadework.org.uk www.spadework.net Market Dates: Second Saturday of every month from 10am to 1pm.

Email us to join our mailing list.

t: 01732 852596 e: sales@tatefencing.co.uk www.tatefencing.co.uk Suppliers of fencing materials.

Visit our Tonbridge depot.

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ELECTRICIANS

FENCING

FINANCIAL ADVISORS

Energy On

All Seasons Garden Fencing

Reef Financial Consulting Ltd

t: 01634 303208 e: info@energyones.co.uk www.energyones.co.uk All electrical installation and electrical maintenance tasks covered.

Electrical testing & certification.

Full periodic tests of your property or business.

Consumer unit upgrades with full certification.

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t: 01732 844634 m: 07957 209073 c: Mark Steward www.allseasonsfencing.co.uk

All types of garden fencing & gates. supplied, erected and repaired.

Close boarded.

Panel, post & rail, decking & pagodas.

No job too small.

Approved by 3 local Parish Councils.

Free quotations.

t: 01732 445 007 c: Dave Hurring A wide range of financial services, including: Mortgages, Protection.

Inheritance Tax Mitigation.

Long Term Care Fee Planning.

Specialist advice for businesses.

Pension and Investment Planning.

Clear and expert advice from a Chartered Financial Planner.

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FENCING

FITNESS & WELLBEING

Parkers Fencing & Gate Automation

L.T Security & Electrical Services a: Braeburn Way, Kings Hill t: 01732 522 788 m: 07971 552 663 c: Lee Terry e: leeterry4@googlemail.com

Over 30 qualified years experience in Electrical & Security work in domestic & commercial properties (12 locally) All Alarms and Security Systems installed & Existing Systems maintained. All electrical work undertaken with No callout charge. Very quick response & reliable friendly personal approach. Free Estimates. No job too small.

Experienced in working for the elderly.

t: 01732 874487 f: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected.

ELECTRIC GATES & ROLLER SHUTTERS Gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas.

Family run business. Free quotes.

Over 18 yrs experience.

Visit our new website.

Forever Living Products

m: 07939 248983 c: Anna Marshall e: info@annaforeverhealthy.co.uk www.annaforeverhealthy.co.uk Three programmes to help you kickstart your transformation and create good habits for life. Forever have many different products to enhance your life so why not have a party with friends at own home and try some of them.

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01732 525805/6

“Britain’s tastiest chicken!”

Family value meals.

Opening times: Monday - Saturday 11.30-23.00

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a: 24 Holborough Road, Snodland, ME6 5NJ t: 01634 24 77 41 www.favorite.co.uk

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GARDEN LANDSCAPING

GARDEN SERVICES

Garage Door Associates

Yew Tree Landscapes Ltd

Really Good Gardeners

Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door.

Repairs and Spares Automation DIY advice Awnings Recommended by Kent Trading Standards

SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving.

Garden Artificial Grass, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.

a: Showroom and Head Office 18 Holborough Road, Snodland t: 01732 590085 www.garagedoors4you.co.uk

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

A D Landscapes Ltd

a: Ightham t: 01732 763114 m: 07790 036871 c: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management.

All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

a: Larkfield t: 01732 848179 m: 07850 175077 c: Kevin Kennett e: yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk

GARDEN LANDSCAPE & DESIGN

V & S Garden Services

Time to create your ideal outdoor space and give you a garden to love and enjoy ready for this summer.

Full garden design and implemetation service, free initial consultation and site visit.

Please visit our website.

Tel: 01892 530180 Mobile: 07811 374319 Contact: Stephen J Johnson www.utopianlandscapeanddesign.com GARDEN SERVICES

Coe’s Landscapes

Acacia - Tree & Landscape Services t: 01732 845104 m: 07812 344740 c: Chris Coombs www.acaciatreecare.co.uk

All forms of hard & soft landscaping.

Tree Surgery, Hedgework, Clearance, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Sleepers, Raised beds, Patios, Paths, Drainage, Ground works, Fencing, Decking, Turfing and Artificial Grass.

Free quotations & fully insured.

Marshalls Landscape Contractors

Garden Maintenance

Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Full landscaping service.

Fully insured and City & Guilds.

All garden work undertaken.

Lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios.

Free estimates.

Regular maintenance or just a tidy.

No job too big or small.

References available.

City & Guilds qualified.

Over 25 years experience.

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Comprehensive range of garden services.

One off or full regular maintenance.

Complete year round lawn care.

Professional licensed weed control.

Hourly rates.

Tailored 2 Turf Call Neal on 07909 988995

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GARDEN TURF

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

t: 01732 807997 m: 07768 911241 c: Tom www.marshallslandscapes.com

Lawn mowing, hedge trimming, pruning and weeding.

Garden clear ups and regular maintenance.

All types of garden maintenance undertaken.

Fully insured.

GARDEN SERVICES

Utopian landscape + design Ltd.

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

t: 07944 442442 c: Tim Coe e: timcoe36@icloud.com www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company Est.1970 Taking on jobs large and small.

Free quotes and will always try to beat other quotes.

We cover all of Kent.

Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting.

Large and small turfing and levelling.

m: 07801 045392 c: Simon Henderson e: simon@reallygoodgardeners.com www.reallygoodgardeners.com

Tailored to all or any of your garden needs.

20 years experience.

Experienced Head Greenkeeper. £15 per hour Free quotes required for larger requirements.

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL

t: Freephone: 0800 511 8081 c: Mark

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Bramko Ltd

Astral Heating & Gas Services

c: 07748 876434 e: info@astralheatingservices.co.uk www.astralheatingservices.co.uk Boiler and central heating service and repair specialist with over 30 years of experience. Gas Safe registered, reliable and trustworthy, with the ability to solve all your heating and hot water problems.

Gas ovens and hobs repaired.

Landlords gas safety inspections.

Contact Mark Killick on 01732 357660 or 07899 894838 e: mik1969@hotmail.co.uk Cleaning from the safety of the ground, up to 4 storeys using Skyvac, accesses above conservatories and extensions. All areas cleaned out.

Free camera inspection and estimate.

From £50.

Drive and patio cleaning.

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Elise - Freelance mobile stylist m: 07530 203451 c: Lisa

Specialising in precision haircuts, makeovers and fashion colour.

Over 20 years experience, originally based at Vidal Sassoon in Knightsbridge.

Available Tuesday to Saturday.

Call for a free no obligation consultation.

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

Benjamin Terry Plumbing & Heating

Kelly’s Hairdressing Services

t: 01622 725558 m: 07968 424228 e: ben@bpterry.co.uk

Experienced Qualified Plumbing and Heating Engineer offers; Free Quotations for all your heating and plumbing requirements, No job too small, All calls handled promptly and efficiently.

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HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

Lucas Hair

Michael Anthony Hairdressing

a: 91 High Street, West Malling Kent, ME19 6NA t: 01732 848222 07522 967643 rosiepottle@hotmail.co..uk facebook.com/rosieglowengineering

Fully Qualified hairdresser I am experienced in cutting and colouring and have had advanced training in L’Oreal colour.

Get a new hair style, a new look and feel great using Goldwell products.

Kings Hill 01732 843518 | 07738 199477 Trained in all cutting and colouring techniques, Toni & Guy educated and L’Oréal colour Specialist, With 23 years industry experience.

Engineer of Oil, L.P.G. and Natural Gas. There is no job too small for us!

Covering your heating, hot water, cold water, oil, gas and L.P.G. installations, services and repairs in Kent.

Pop in for a chat and see how we can help.

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HAIR SALON

HANDYMAN

Wicks Gas

On The Fringe

Assembly Man

Service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation.

GAS SAFE REGISTERED: 212643

Local family run business.

Ample free parking outside shop.

t: 01732 883544 m: 07748 780811 c: Gerald Wicks e: wicksgas@btinternet.com

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a: 1 Littlemarket Row, Leybourne ME19 5QL t: 01732 840439 www.otfhair.com

Colour Sale Tuesday every week!

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Please call for prices and more information.

t: 01732 490071 m: 07806 949999 c: David Hughes e: assemblyman.dave@gmail.com Flat Pack assembly, Outdoor furniture assembly, Home playground assembly, Fence & Shed painting, Patio & Drive power washing, Picture/ Mirror hanging, Shelving, Water features, Small to medium odd jobs. Free No Obligation Quote Senior Discount Public Liability Insurance Held.

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KITCHENS

Inside Out Domestic Property Maintenance

Bespoke Ironing

Fitted Doors

Your local and reliable ironing service.

I offer a bespoke, professional BUT affordable ironing service.

25 items for £20 Free collection and delivery

Transform tired kitchens and bedrooms in just a few days just by changing the doors, workstops and handles.

We pay the VAT on orders over £2500.

IRONING SERVICES

KITCHENS

Extra Hands Ironing & Shirt Laundry

J L Kitchens

m: 07726 525633 c: Bob e: insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Floor & Wall Tiling - Door Hanging Shelving & Racking - Furniture Assembly - Pressure Washing Patio & Drive Cleaning. Gardening Guttering. No Job Too Small Free Estimates and Friendly Advice.

Full Public Liability Insurance.

Estate Agent approved.

HANDYMAN

KENTS HANDYMAN c: Bruce Martin m: 07584 056821 e: bruce@kentshandyman.co.uk Bathrooms | Kitchens | Fencing Carpentry | Renovations | Tiling Doors & Windows | Paving Painting | Locks & Screens Repairs | Maintenance & More

DBS CHECKED | INSURED | GUARANTEED

t: 01732 874 521 m: 07803 788325 c: Claire Dolke e: claire@bespokeironing.co.uk www.bespokeironing.co.uk

78 Glebe Lane, Maidstone ME16 9BA t: 01622 725649 m: 07802 726060 e: sales@fitteddoors.co.uk www.fitteddoors.co.uk

a: The Colonnade 10 West Street West Malling ME19 6QX t: 01732 872159 m: 07956 864860 www.extrahandsironing.co.uk Central West Malling Drop Shop Open 9-3 Monday - Fridays & 9.30-12.30 Saturdays Clear pricing.

Fully insured.

Collection and delivery service.

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t: 01732 844222 m: 07713 928005 c: Jonathan Inst: JLKITCHENSKENT Locally based, 16 yrs experience.

Kitchen fitter, kitchen makeovers Fitted Wardrobes & Designer Bathrooms Free plan & design service Will try & beat any written quote (supply & fit or fitting only)

HANDYMAN

JEWELLERS

KITCHEN SPLASHBACKS

Steve’s Home & Garden Services

Andrew Smith Jewellers

UK Splashbacks

Competitive pricing for unwanted or damaged gold items.

Professional, friendly advice.

Open 9am-5.30pm Mon to Sat Visit our new website!

Glass Splashbacks, the popular, modern and hygienic wall finish in your kitchen or bahtroom - seamless, with no grout lines.

We design, measure, fit and finish in any colour.

t: 01732 846420 m: 07758 311576

Doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing Decking - Patios - Gardening Decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

Fully insured.

a: 89 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6NA t: 01732 843087 www.andrewsmithjewellers.co.uk

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t: 01622 727697 freephone: 0800 2321149 e: info@uksplashbacks.com www.uksplashbacks.com

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TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL

A fusion of functionality, good taste and style.

We have been providing homes with bespoke kitchens, bedrooms and bathrooms for over 30 years. From creation through to fitting.

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01732 525805/6

t: 01732 550020 m: 07889 028 889 e: info@beautifulkitchens.co.uk www.beautifulkitchens.co.uk

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A.Maidstone Locksmiths

Suite 6, 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, West Malling, ME19 4YU

01732 31 6000

(Please see our main advert on Page 5 )

LEISURE

a: 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS t: 01622 410057 m: 07837 751611 c: John e: john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service.

Domestic and Commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted.

UPVC specialists.

KCC trading standard approved.

LOFT LADDERS & HATCHES

M-P MOBILE PHONE & TABLET REPAIR

David Lloyd Clubs

Get It Repaired

Discover what’s new at David Lloyd Kings Hill.

Book a club tour today.

All makes and models.

Broken screens. Charging Ports.

Batteries. Speakers.

Water damage.

Fault diagnosis.Genuine parts.

12 months warranty. Best prices.

(See Colour Ad On Page 7)

a: 21 Kings Hill Avenue, Kings Hill ME19 4UA t: 01732 873773 www.davidlloyd.co.uk/kingshill

a: 70 Churchill Square, Kings Hill ME19 4YU t: 01732 525818 www.getitrepaired.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 3)

LETTINGS & SALES

T: 01622 813854 M: 07501 124012

LOGS & FIREWOOD

LOGS & FIREWOOD

info@daisyletsmaidstone.com www.daisyletsmaidstone.com

Seasoned logs, Firewood and kindling delivered to your door

Daisylets is an award winning independent lettings, sales and property management company that is favoured by landlords, tenants, buyers and sellers alike.

Roger 07831 499952 01732 521693 r.gluck@sky.com

Our commitment to integrity, honesty and knowledge of the local area guarantees that we will always put you and your property needs first.

Mobile log splitting service Fallen trees cleared.

MORTGAGE ADVISER

Browning Rose Financial

a: 11 Swan Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6JU t: 01732 448910 info@browningrosefinancial.co.uk www.browning rosefinancial.co.uk.

With mortgage rates so low, it might be time to review your mortgage today.

(See Colour Ad On Page 5)

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PLASTERERS

Oven Wizards

Charlie Skelly

t: 01622 616168 m: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £49. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000’s of local clients. Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

OPTICIANS

Greens Plastering

t: 01732 670849 m: 07737 860197 www.greensplastering.co.uk

01732 525805/6

All aspects of plastering covered.

PET SERVICES

PLASTERERS

FUR BABIES AT HOME

01732 844246 07939 248983 anna@furbabiesathome.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 27)

All aspects of plastering & coving Friendly & professional Internal skimming High quality finish Free estimates City & Guilds fully qualified.

PLASTERERS

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL

OPTICIANS

t: 07590 262809

Wall 2 Wall Plastering

t: 01634 313326 m: 07843 881657 c: Joe Bunting e: wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk Fully qualified Plasterer.

Internal & external plastering.

Rendering & pebble dashing.

Skimming & plaster boarding.

Coving. Painting and decorating.

Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.

Going away on holiday?

Weekend away?

Working late unexpectedly?

We will take the stress away from both you and your fur babies.

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

OVEN CLEANERS

PET SERVICES

PLUMBERS

Oven Angels

Your Furry Friend’s Friend Dog Walker and Pet Sitter

DL Plumbing

t: 01892 514552 m: 07901 857608 www.ovenangels.co.uk Female oven cleaning team using environmentally approved bio degradable, eco friendly products.

Now in their 19th year.

Prices from £45. Fully insured.

As written in the Evening Standard & Daily Telegraph.

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a: Addington t: 01732 844746 m: 07792 670141

t: 01732 842807 m: 07709 025684 c: Lisa e: LisaG_GTI@hotmail.co.uk fb: YourFurryFriendsFriend

A friendly and reliable dog walking and daily pet care service, including visiting cats, rabbits, guinea pigs and chickens. Available 7 days a week.

Fully insured and police checked

All plumbing work undertaken.

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PROPERTY MAINTENANCE

REMOVALS

Hylton Plumbing Services

DL Property Maintenance

JM Removals

All work carried out from start to finish incl. plastering, plumbing, wall & floor tiling, carpentry and electrics.

All work insured and guaranteed.

Contact this local family business for more info.

Local & national Full house & single items Dismantle & reassemble service Hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. Shipping.

Free Estimates Fully insured professional service

a: West Malling t: 01732 843086 m: 07970 528822 c: Hylton Visser e: ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. No call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr Emergency Call Out. (See Colour Ad On Page 15)

t: 01732 844746 m: 07792 670141/07841 658821 c: Dave or Matthew e: davelovelock@talktalk.net

t: 01622 205738 m: 07932 715072 c: John McKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk

PLUMBERS

RESTAURANT

R. J. Plumbing

Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar

m: 07590 665525 c: Ricky Jones e: rickyjplumbing@gmail.com Local reliable plumber. All domestic plumbing covered, from changing a washer in your dripping tap, to installing a full bathroom suite.

Boiler servicing, full central heating installs, Landlord certificates & maintenance. No job too small, all work guaranteed, no call out charge, 10% discount to over 65’s.

a: 53-55 High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QH t: 01732 843247

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21 mussels, a la carte menu, 16 Belgian beers, Sunday lunch till 4.30pm, Small weddings, Private function room.

(See Colour Ad On Page 22)

PLUMBERS

REMOVALS & STORAGE

RESTAURANT

TNP Nelson Plumbing

Goodfellows Removals & Storage

The Hengist

Household/office removals.

Local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. Established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

Set lunch menu 12-3pm Monday to Saturday

t: 01732 220443

Plumbing - all plumbing undertaken.

Heating - radiators and boilers Gas - boilers installed and repaired.

Drainage - cleaning, jetting & repairs.

24 hours - 1 hour response.

a: Ashtree Farm, Teston Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 5RL t: 01732 841841 f: 01622 753708

(See Colour Ad On Page 18)

PRINTERS

a: 7-9 High Street, Aylesford ME20 7AX t: 01622 885800 www.hengistrestaurant.co.uk

Roster Dinners Offer Evening food from 6pm (See Colour Ad On Page 24)

REMOVALS

ROOFING

D. P. Roofing

t: 01622 808103 m: 07517 106711 All types of roofing renewed and repaired, chimneys, guttering etc.

All work guaranteed.

Free quotes.

All areas covered.

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SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE

SOLICITORS

MSB Roofing Services Ltd

TLC Scrap Metal

Berry & Lamberts Solicitors

a: 134, 70 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU t: 01732 757555 e: info@msbservices.co.uk Professional quick response emergency roof repairs and renewals.

Trading over 13 years.

t: 07804 057096 c: Tom Calvert

Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection.

Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

(See Colour Ad On Page 15)

ROOFING

William Kent & Sons Roofing

t: 01732 824059 m: 07778 586865 c: Bill All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Reg waste carrier.

a: Churchill Square Business Centre Suite 9, 60 Churchill Square Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU t: 01732 897925 f: 01732 897935 e: kingshill@the-solicitors.co.uk www.the-solicitors.co.uk For professional, honest and friendly advice.

SHUTTERS

Ideal Shutters and Blinds

t: 01622 296022 www.idealshuttersandblinds.co.uk fb: Ace Blinds and Shutters Kent Genuine real wood shutters at a lower price than MDF. Over 15 years experience in supplying & fitting quality products.

Call today for your free no obligation quotation.

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805/6

(See Colour Ad On Page 14) SHUTTERS

TAXI SERVICE

Stylehouse Shutters

FlightCatchers Taxis

t: 01732 752121 e: hello@stylehouseshutters.co.uk www.stylehouseshutters.co.uk

m: 07710 088144 / 07909 225553 e: info@flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk www.flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk Premier taxi transfer service for Kent and the South East based in West Malling.

Airports, Railway Stations, Seaports, Events and Long distance.

We can accommodate up to 12 suitcases or equivalent luggage. (golf clubs, or ski’s etc.)

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

S-W

Based in West Malling, supplying and fitting the highest quality, bespoke window plantation shutters.

Free no obligation survey.

Local, friendly service.

3 year guarantee.

SAVE MONEY

SKIP HIRE

TREE SURGERY

Utility Warehouse

Haffenden Skip Hire

Acacia Tree Care

Authorised Distributor t: 01732 521494 m: 07912 878830 c: Jane www.save-moneywithme.co.uk I can show you how to make great savings on your household and business utilities.

Ask me for more info or check out my website.

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(See Colour Ad On Front Page)

a: East Malling t: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 m: 07850 049246

2yd to 12yd skips available.

Local reliable service.

Call for competitive rates.

t: 01732 845104 m: 07812 344740 www.acaciatreecare.co.uk NPTC C&G Qualified, Fully insured.

Tree work, Hedging, stumpgrinding, hard and soft landscaping, fencing and garden clear ups.

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Qualitree Services Ltd

t: 01622 208426 c: Gary or Caroline Everest e: hello@qualitree-services.co.uk www.qualitree-services.co.uk Tree Surgery, Felling & Removal Hedge Cutting & Trimming Qualified, Experienced & Reliable Fully Insured & Value for Money

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TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805/6

Call Today For Your Free Quotation

Abbi Window Cleaning

t: 0800 055 6082 www.abbiwindowcleaning.co.uk We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole System ensures privacy.

Reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above conservatories no problem.

Domestic and commercial.

Police checked operator.

Call now for your free estimate.

UPHOLSTERY

WILL WRITING & ESTATE PLANNING

WINDOW CLEANING

Interior Decor

Humphrey & Scace

All Clean Windows

Will Writing and Estate Planning Practitioners.

Don’t miss out on your chance to save!

Single Will today for just £99 or Mirror Wills for just £149.

Lasting Power of Attorney No pressure and absolutely no obligation.

(See Colour Ad On Page 23)

Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured.

Very competitive prices.

VAN & A MAN

WINDOWS

WINDOW CLEANING

Van and A Man

Trade 2 Trade Windows Limited

Tower Window Cleaning

£20 per hour Clearance, light removals.

Deliveries.

Minimum 2 hours.

Buy now - Pay August 2018!

(See Colour Ad On Page 19)

Established professional window cleaning company using the pure water pole system.

We specialise in residential and commercial cleaning and are a member of the professional window cleaning federation.

VIDEO PRODUCTION

WINDOWS

WOOD FLOORING SPECIALISTS

Proud Business Productions

Trade Glaze

Rolin Cleaning Services Ltd

a: Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ t: 01732 871042 e: interiordecor@hotmail.co.uk Re-upholstery, loose covers and curtain making carried out by City & Guilds craftsmen with over 30 years experience in your fabric or ours.

Reliable local service.

m: 07951 493494 c: Mick

m: 07740 357507 e: david@proudbusinessproductions.com www.proudbusinessproductions.com Offering video production for social media, product demos. company overviews and more.

Our aim is to help your business grow through video.

(See Colour Ad On Page 8)

t: 01732 252540 www.humphreyandscace.co.uk

t: 01634 730053 www.t2twindows.com

0% APR Representative Minimum 25% Deposit

a: Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD t: 01622 725444 f: 01622 721111 e: ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

t/f: 01622 745179 c: Jean Tandy e: jean.tandy@talktalk.net

m: 07712 247210 c: Peter

t: 01732 872199 m: 07860 100295 e: info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk Wood floor sanding, oiling and laquering.

Trained by Pallmann Technicians.

All work fully insured.

(See Colour Ad On Page 17)

(See Colour Ad On Back Page)

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Useful local phone numbers • Alzheimer’s Society 01892 835498 • Age Concern Day Centre - Rotary House, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 848008 • Age Concern Info./Advice/Insurance, 01732 873977 • Multiple Sclerosis Society - SE Kent Branch 08453 970543

COUNCIL • Tonbridge & Malling BC, Gibson Building, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 844522

DOCTORS • Kings Hill, Leybourne and West Malling 01732 870212 • Chaucer Way, Larkfield 01732 841213 • 14 Pelican Court, Wateringbury 01622 814466 • Snodland Medical Centre 01634 240296

HOSPITAL • Maidstone Hospital, Hermitage Lane, Maidstone 0845 1551000

LIBRARY • 22-24 High Street, West Malling 03000 413131 (Saturday 9am-1pm, Closed on Mondays. Tuesdays to Fridays 9am-6pm)

• Ryarsh Church Hall (Anita Parkins) 01732 842232

•K ings Hill Pre School, 70 Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 840180

• Ryarsh Village Hall Contact: Booking Secretary Derrick Groom DGroom5143@aol.com 01732 842557

•K ings Hill School, Crispin Way, Kings Hill, West Malling 01732 842739

• Trottiscliffe Village Hall Contact: Julie Patrick 01732 822432

•M ereworth Pre-school, Mereworth Village Hall, Butchers Lane, Mereworth 01732 870456

• Snodland Community Centre Contact: Bookings Sectretary info@snodlandcommunitycentre.org 07714 998127

•M ore Park RC Primary School, Lucks Hill, West Malling 01732 843047

• Wateringbury Village Hall 075 3532 0552 • West Malling Village Hall (WMVH) Contact: Ann Turner 01732 844824

•S t James the Great Primary School, Chapman Way, East Malling 01732 841912

• Kings Hill Pharmacy, 6 Liberty Square 01732 845612 • Boots, 85-87 High Street, West Malling 01732 843389

•S t Katherine’s School, St Katherine’s Lane, Snodland, Kent ME6 5EJ (www.stkatherineskent.co.uk) 01634 240061

• Paydens Ltd, 12 Martin Square, Larkfield 01732 843203

POLICE • Tonbridge Neighbourhood Policing Team Tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232 • Kent Police 101 • TMBC Community Warden Supervisor Martin Smith 07969 584173

• Snodland Library, 15-17 High Street, Snodland, ME6 5DA (Saturday 9am-1pm, Closed on Mondays. Tuesdays to Fridays 9am-6pm)

• RSPCA Leybourne Animal Centre, 199 Castle Way, Leybourne, Kent ME19 5HW 0300 1230751 • SAMARITANS - 48 Grecian Street, Maidstone, ME14 2TS 01622 674444

• Addington Village Hall 01732 843180

SCHOOLS

• East Malling Village Hall 01732 844546

• Brookfield Infants School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 840955

• Leybourne Village Hall 01732 873722 • Mereworth Village Hall Contact: Rebecca Simmons on 01732875963 and e-mail Mereworth.bookings@hotmail.com • Offham Village Hall Contact: Valerie Patrick 01732 605376

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•T he Malling School, Beech Road, East Malling 01732 840995 • T rottiscliffe C of E Primary School, School Lane, Trottiscliffe 01732 822803 •W est Malling C of E Primary School, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 842061

TRAINS • National Rail Enquiries 08457 48 49 50

• RSPCA

LOCAL HALLS

• Kings Hill Community Centre (KHCC) Contact: Kim Tanner khcc@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919

•O ffham Primary School, Church Road, Offham 01732 842355 •R yarsh Primary School, Birling Road, Ryarsh 01732 870600

PHARMACIES

• Library Service (Mobile) Call for fortnightly stops. http://www.kent.gov.uk/leisure_and_ culture/libraries/services_for_everyone/ mobile_libraries.aspx

• East Malling Institute, Mill Street Contact: Roger Roud 01732 840828

•M ereworth County Primary School, 39 The Street, Mereworth 01622 812569

Please re-submit ALL listings of events for the September

• Brookfield Junior School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 843667

edition by 15 August. info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

• The Discovery School, Discovery Drive, Kings Hill 01732 847000 • Holmesdale Technology College, Malling Road, Snodland ME6 5HS office@holmesdale.kent.sch.uk 01634 240416 • Leybourne St Peter & Paul Primary School, Rectory Lane North, Leybourne 01732 842008

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WEDNESDAYS

• 10 - 11.15 am Yoga (Level 1-2) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451

• 9.15am Musical Bumps 2+ group, 1+ group 10am, 0-12m group11am, 3+ group 2pm.

Fun Choir at 4.30pm Sarah 01732 321217

• 10-11am Music mayhem children’s music for 0-5yrs at Snodland Comm. Centre.

07815 775 504

• 9.45am Singalong Baby Sign in West Malling. For info please call 07768 447657

• 10.15am Adult Ballet classes Ryarsh Village Hall 07775 716714

• 10am Zumba at Nettlestead VH (Low impact) Tanya 07531 839159

• 10.30am Baby Massage course in West Malling, Call Massage Your Baby on 01732 847605

• 10.45am Little Bright Sparks fun phonics literacy & numeracy classes. 07768 447657

• 12pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane for beginners.

• 12.45pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy level.

• 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Advanced dancers.

01732 870715 • (Term time) 1.30pm Expressions Dance at Larkfield & EM Methodist Church ME20 6PN Syliva 01634 245767 • 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. More advanced.

01732 870715.

• 6.30pm Insanity at KH School - everyone welcome. Call Claire 07970 482421 £6 • 7.30pm Zumba at Kings Hill School – Claire 07970 482421 for details. £5 • 8pm Zumba at Wateringbury Primary School.

All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159

• 8-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Contact Peter 01622 717491.

SATURDAYS

• 5.30pm & 7.30pm Slimming World, KHCH, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill - 07914 842597

• ( 2nd Sat) 10am - 1pm Offham Farmers Market at Spadework, Teston Rd, Offham.

01732 870002 (See Ad)

• 6pm Ballet Workout and Beginners’ Ballet Ryarsh Village Hall 07775716714 • 6.30pm Insanity. Discovery School, Kings Hill. Call Claire 07970 482421 £6 • 7-8.15pm Into to yoga at Borough Green Parish Church Hall. Julie 07989 185425 • 7pm Zumba at Yalding VH (No classes on 18/5, 1/6 and 8/6) Tanya 07531 839159 • 7pm Speed & strength training for runners.

Larkfield Leisure Centre. All abilities welcomed. Louise via larkfieldac@gmail.com • (3rd) 7pm Wateringbury Flower Club at The Institute, East Malling.

• 7.30pm Pilates at Discovery School, Kings Hill with Claire on 07970 782421 £8

• 9.30am Musical Bumps 2+’s, 1+’s 10.15am at KHCH. Sarah 01732 321217

• 8-10pm The Larkfield Women’s Club at Church Farm VH. Sarah on 07786 364063

• 10am Baby Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 or 07801 948969

THURSDAYS

• 6.30am BNI Enterprise meet at K Sports Club, Ditton. Call Anna on 01732 525806 to book.

• 11am Tots Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736

• 9.30-10.15am Mini mayhem music for 0-1yrs East Malling Inst. Hall. 07815 775504

• 11.15am Musical Bumps Baby Class and 3+’s 12.15pm at KHCH. Sarah 01732 321217

• 10.30-11.30am Music Mayhem children’s music 0-5yrs EM Inst. Hall 07815 775504.

• 12 Midday Preschool Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 or 07801 948969

• (1st Thurs) 2pm U3A (University of the Third Age) KHCC Mark Richards on 01622 201985.

• 11-12.30pm Improver/Intermediate Linedancing at Nettlestead Village Hall.

01732 872624

(2nd) 2pm Leybourne Active Retirement Assoc. meet at Leybourne VH. Roy 01732 846050

• 7pm Zumba at Wateringbury Village Hall.

All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159

• ( 3rd) 2pm Larkfield Active Retirement Association meet at Larkfield VH. Chris Baker 01732 873705.

• 8am Insanity at Kings Hill School. Call Claire 07970 482421 £6

• 7.30pm C213 Bridge Club at Offham VH. Call Angela on 01732 874928 for info.

• 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at Snodland Library.

FRIDAYS

• 3.30pm-4.30pm Dance Fitness at Leybourne Village Hall, 07979 750382

TUESDAYS

• 10.30am Zumba Gold at KHCC £5. Claire on 07970 482421

• 8.30pm Morris Dancing. St. Georges Hall, Wrotham, TN15 7AB. Male dancers welcome.

• 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at West Malling Library.

• (Alternate) 2.30-4.30pm Men’s Retirement Group meet at Clout Memorial Institute, WM. 01732 846087

• 7.30-9.30pm The Snodland Women’s Club at the Snodland Community Centre, Paddlesworth Road, ME6 5DP First week free.

Amanda Clark on 07983 159989

• 6.15pm-7.15pm, Complete Beginners Pilates, Malling School 01622 715576

• 7.30 Group running from Larkfield Leisure Centre. All abilities welcomed. Contact Louise via larkfieldac@gmail.com

• 7.15pm-8.15pm, New Yoga Pilates Dance fusion, Dance Studio, Malling School, 01622 715576

• 7.15 - 8.15 pm Yoga (Beginners) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451

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• ( 1st Sat) 8pm A host from Click Singles meets clients at the Bull, West Malling for a Live Music Night.

SUNDAYS • 9.30am St Gabriel’s, Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at DiscoverySchool, Kings Hill. Sunday School 1st, 2nd and 4th Sundays of the month.

...ALSO THIS MONTH Sunday 20 August 9-11am, Malling District Lions Club Charity Walk in aid of Prostate Cancer. East Malling Research Centre, ME19 6BJ. 01732 841078 Friday 25 August. 8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Wheatsheaf, West Malling. Tickets £12 from richard@ outofboundscomedy.co.uk or 07976 637804.

Sunday 27 August 2-5pm Larkfield Community Picnic on the Rec, Larkfield and New Hythe Recreation Ground, ME20 6RH. Beer tent, Bake-off competition, Prettiest Pooch. Bring your own picnic and all the family.

Saturday 2 September Larkfield Flower, Vegetable, Fruit and Produce Show at Larkfield Methodist Church Hall. More details and Show Schedule, 01634 245767 or larkfieldshow@ outlook.com Saturday 9 September 1-9pm Kings Hill Rotary Club Charity Cider, Beer & Music Festival at The Spitfire, Liberty Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4AU Monday 11 September. Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Moody Mare, Mereworth.

8.30pm start. Starring Jonny Awsum. Tickets available from £8 01622 813038.

Friday 29 September. 8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Wheatsheaf, West Malling. Tickets at £12 from richard@ outofboundscomedy.co.uk or 07976 637804.

Saturday 28 October 10-4, Embroidery workshop learn The Bayeux Stitch. No experience necessary. The Clout Institute, West Malling. Contact Angela 07766117779, Saturdaystitcher@gmail.com

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