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Dear Readers Happy New Year!

Suite 23, 10 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU Jane Accounts/Sales t: 01732 525805 Anna Artwork/Sales t: 01732 525806 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk Cut off dates for advertising in the February editions are: • Sevenoaks 16th January • Malling 16th January • Maidstone 20th January • Tonbridge 20th January thelocaloracle thelocaloracle

After a busy 2016 with many changes to the business we are raring to go for a great 2017. Most businesses that we speak to were busy right up to Christmas and had bookings coming in from the local Oracle so this year we hope to help more local businesses expand to help more residents. If you use a local business who doesn’t appear in the local Oracle, please do give them our details and maybe even your copy! We pride ourselves in being a publication that is easy to use and there ready when you need it by the phone. We encourage businesses that have a good reputation and work ethically with their clients and we are always pleased to receive feedback good and bad. All editions can be found on our current website www.thelocaloracle.co.uk and you can find day to day changes for events or advertisers on facebook.com/ thelocaloracle or Twitter.com/thelocaloracle. We will keep you up to date with future exciting changes and look forward to hearing your thoughts.

Anna & Jane

We are currently working on a new website too! To see the online version of the local Oracle, Advertisers and local events go to......

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Contents the local News P2 CONTACT DETAILS P2 KINGS HILL STREET MAP P6

Time For You Domestic Cleaning P19 Trade 2 Trade Windows Ltd P20 Trade Glaze P48 Utilties Warehouse P19

Wilkinson Construction Consultants P19

BUSINESS SERVICES BNI P8 Browning Rose Financial P8

Amelia’s Closet P21

Diligent Law P9

Andrew Smith Jewellers P21

Get It Repaired P7

Autopray Solutions P21

Scarbutts Printers P8

David Lloyd Clubs P3

Tax Assist Accountants P9

Forever Living P24 Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar P22 Gemini Beauty P23

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Kings Hill Garage & Car Sales P23

247 Plumbing Solutions P9

Lucas Hair P22

A&R Brickworx P10

On The Fringe P24

Aerial Man P10

Swan Opticians P25

Anthony Nelson Plumbing P10

The Nail Hut P26

APC P11

Utilities Warehouse P24

ASD Electrical Services P11

VW Wedding Hire P26

Basically Bathrooms P11 Benjamin Terry Plumbing & Heating P12 Bramko P12 Classic Blinds P12 Fedurco Solutions Ltd P12 Fitted Doors P13 Homefresh P14 Howard Caine Conservatories P15 Hylton Plumbing Services P14

You Can P27

WHAT CAN THE LOCAL ORACLE DO FOR YOU? P28 CATEGORY INDEX P29 CATEGORY ADVERTS P30-45 USEFUL NUMBERS P46 EVENTS P47

John Ascot Plumbing P11 Kent Carpet Cleaning Company P16 LAB Limited P16 MSB Roofing P14

To advertise your business in the local Oracle please call 01732 525805/6

Nightingale Bathrooms P17 Paul Anthony Carpentry P17 Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd P17 Rowling Carpets P18 SOS Window Works P19 Sterling Construction Works Ltd P18 Stylehouse Shutters P1 Tate Fencing P18

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HAPPY NEW YEAR! We would like to say thank you to the following advertisers for using the local Oracle for over 11 years and some of them since the day we started back in February 2004! We must be doing something right! AA Computers Ltd - Computer Support AAPM - Building Services A D Landscapes - Garden Landscapes All Clean Windows - Window Cleaners All Seasons - Fencing APC Manpower - Computer Support Champ Computer Services - Computer Support Chocolate Umbrella - Chocolate and Sweets Christopher Marshall - Artist DG Solutions - Double Glazing Solutions Extra Hands - Ironing Services Goodfellows Removals - Removals Haffenden Skip Hire - Skip Hire Howard Caine - Double Glazing Solutions John Green Decor Ltd - Decorating Services Kings Hill Cars - Car Servicing and Sales Kings Hill Cleaning - Domestic Cleaning Loft Ladders - Loft Ladder Providers L T Electrical - Electrician Oven Angels - Oven Cleaning The Aerial Man - Aerials Wicks Gas - Gas Safe Engineer If you would like to join these successful businesses, then please do give us a call. We welcome any type and size of business large or small. DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

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BUSINESS SERVICES Solicitor Gas Safe Engineer Garage Estate/Letting Agent Carpet/Flooring Company Cleaner Gardener/Landscaper Sign Writer Florist www.browningrosefinancial.co.uk

Email: info@browningrosefinancial.co.uk or call: 01732 448910

11 Swan Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6JU

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ANP anthony nelson plumbing

CCTV Installation

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APC

Plastering & Decorating

Domestic and Commercial * Skimming * Rendering * Dry-lining * Coving * Screeding Over 15 years experience Free estimates and advice 01622 710859 07748 474957 apc.plastering@ymail.com

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HOME & GARDEN

DON’T RISK BLOCKED GUTTERS.... exposing your home to damp & rot The all new Sky Vac Cleaning system prevents costly repairs • Cleaning from the safety of the ground, up to 4 storeys. • On board camera for precision cleaning. • Accesses above restricted areas such as conservatories, extensions, valley/box gutters, garages and small spaces. • Gutter repairs.

Free camera inspection & estimate. GUTTER CLEANING FROM £50 NO MESS NO FUSS

PLEASE CALL Mark Killick 01732 357660/07899 894 838 mik1969@hotmail.co.uk

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HAPPY NEW YEAR We will be making some more exciting improvements in 2017. Watch this space!

Hylton Plumbing Services Tel: Mobile:

01732 843086 0797 0528822

Email: hylton@hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk

Contact Hylton Reliable Qualiﬁed Plumber with 20 years experience Public Liability Insured No Call Out Fee

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Maintenance Plumbing Burst Pipes Hot Water Cylinders Blocked Drains Radiators Leaking Taps New Loft Tanks

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Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Part of Rolin Cleaning Services Ltd

Professional, Family Run, Local Cleaning Company Carpet Cleaning | Rug Cleaning | Upholstery Cleaning | Wood Floor Restoration Leather Cleaning & Repair | Marble & Stone Restoration | Spot and Stain Removal Amtico Floor Care Every Carpet Clean Customer Receives a Free Spot & Stain Remover! Give the Willson family a call for a free inspection and quotation All Work Fully Insured Telelephone: 01732 872 199 | 07874 005 135 Website: www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk Email: info@rolin.cc

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HOME & GARDEN Contact: Jane Marshall Tel: 01732 521494 jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk

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LEAFLET DISTRIBUTION 1,000 - 58,500 TARGET SPECIFIC AREAS TO SUIT YOU

Contact: Anna Marshall Tel: 07939 248983 info@annaforeverhealthy.co.uk

Local family run business Ample free parking outside shop Colour sale Tuesday every week For January only Colour sale every day!

Give us a call or drop us an email. 01732 525805/6 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

Contact: Jane Marshall Tel: 01732 521494 jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.save-moneywithme.co.uk

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VW WEDDING HIRE

Hire one of our beautiful classic Volkswagens to make your wedding day extra special. Visit afhire.co.uk/wedding for more details or phone 07970 728 464. 26

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What can we do for you?

Malling EDITION

16.5k

We now have 4 editions with a distribution totalling 58,500 homes and businesses. Every 1/4, 1/2 and full page colour advert comes with: A-Z category advert and a page on our website. We can print, supply leaflets and distribute 1,000 to 58,500 leaflets for you. Just tell us which areas you would like to target . Each monthly edition can be found on our website where you can flick through the pages online. You can have a page on our website for just £54 which includes 4 photos, a video, text and links to your website and social media. This is our business and you will only speak to us!

Anna & Jane

Maidstone EDITION

15k

East Peckham Five Oak Green Hadlow Matfield Paddock Wood Tonbridge Southborough

Tonbridge EDITION

15k

Chipstead Dunton Green Kemsing Otford Riverhead Seal Sevenoaks

Sevenoaks EDITION

12k Anna - Artwork/Sales t: 01732 525806 e: anna@thelocaloracle.co.uk

Jane - Accounts/Sales t: 01732 525805 e: jane@thelocaloracle.co.uk

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Category Accountants

Drainage & Plumbing

Pet Services

Aerials

Driving Instructor

Plasterers

Alarms

Electricians

Plumbers

Appliance Repair

Events

Printer

Architectural Design

Farmersâ€™ Market

Removals & Storage*

Artificial Grass

Fencing

Restaurant

Artist

Fitness & Wellbeing

Roofing

Bathroom Installations*

Floristry Workshops

Save Money

Beauty & Complementary

Garage Doors

Scrap Metal Clearance

Blinds

Garden Landscapers

Shutters

Brickwork

Garden Landscape & Design

Skip Hire

Building Refurbishment

Garden Services

Solicitors

Building Regulations

Gas & Heating Services*

Tiling

Building Services

Gutter Cleaning & Repairs

Tree Surgery

Business Networking

Hair Salon

Business Opportunity

Hairstylist - mobile

Car Body Repairs

Handyman

Car Sales

Ironing Services

Car Sales & Servicing

Jewellers

Car Service & Repairs

Kitchens

Carpentry

Lawn Mower Repairs

Carpet Cleaning

Leaflet Distribution

Carpet Shop

Legal Advice

Charity Clubs

Leisure

Chiropodist*

Locksmith

Cleaning

Loft Ladders & Hatches

Computer Support

Logs & Firewood

Conservatories

Mobile Phone & Tablet Repair

Counselling

Mortgage Adviser

Decorators

Nails

Double Glazing

Opticians

Double Glazing Repairs

Oven Cleaners

Upholstery Wedding Car Hire Windows Window Cleaning

* New Advertisers

ALL ADVERTS ARE PLACED IN GOOD FAITH AND THE LOCAL ORACLE TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY ISSUES ARISING FROM THE USE OF SUPPLIERS WHO HAVE ADVERTISED.

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ACCOUNTANTS

APPLIANCE REPAIR

The Accountancy Practice

Appliance Care and Repair

a: Suite 21, 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 897929 c: Neil Craig e: neil@theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk www.theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk Free 1 hour consultation Fixed Fee Quotes Limited companies Sole Traders/Partnerships Self Assessment/Tax Returns Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll

m: 07545 044276 c: Graham e: 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk Prompt and friendly service. Repairs and installs to all electric appliances. Over 10 years experience with a leading manufacturer.

AERIALS

ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN

Simply Connected

Creative Architectural Design Ltd

Aerials - Satellites - A/V t: 01622 763825 m: 07780 470541 e: info@simply-connected.uk www.simply-connected.uk New Aerials, Extra Points, Satellite Installations, Hidden Dishes, Home Networks, WiFi Problems?, Phone Points, TV Mounting, Home Cinema, CCTV, Fault Finding and much more. FREE Surveys, Fully Insured, Over 15 Years Experience.

t: 01732 824354 c: Graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively. Full design services. Porches & Conservatories. Extensions & internal alterations. Individual dwellings. Planning & building regulations. Applications submitted on your behalf. Listed building applications. Free initial consultation.

ACCOUNTANTS

AERIALS

ARTIFICIAL GRASS

Clover Accounting Services

The Aerial Man

Self assessment, Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Business start ups Tax returns

t: 01732 883542 01622 871614 Satellite TV in all rooms. New digital aerials. Free to view channels. No subscription fees. ITV2, C5 etc. Insurance. CCTV Installation. (Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens. No call out charge. All work and equipment guaranteed. (See Colour Ad On Page 10)

ACCOUNTANTS

ALARMS

TaxAssist Accountants

Comet Security Systems

a: Suite 20, 50 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 523485 m: 07967 118639 c: Heidi Dennis e: heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk

a: 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL t: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 c: Gary Richards e: garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk Free initial discussion. Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service at our Larkfield Shop. (See Colour Ad On Page 9) 30

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t: 01634 249859 m: 0779 355 3615 www.cometsecurity.co.uk Protection for your Home or Business. Intruder Alarms, CCTV, Panic Alarms, Access Control. Existing alarms serviced & maintained. Our systems do not require you to sign up for costly maintenance contracts. Call Comet Security for a FREE survey.

MJL GardenPro

Artificial Grass Specialist No Mud, No Mowing Children Friendly, Pet Friendly, Low Maintenance Looks great all year round Arrange your no obligation quote now. Facebook.com/MJL GardenPro Mark 07919 183947 mjlgardenpro@outlook.com

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BLINDS

Christopher Marshall

Nightingale Bathrooms

Classic Blinds

Easy access showers, baths and wet rooms. Raised height toilets. Slip resistant safety flooring. Discounts for SSAFA, British Legion, Ex service personnel & Over 60s.

Fast friendly service. Free quotes. Different styles available: Roller, Verticals, Wooden, Venetian, Roman, Ail Venetian. Fully guaranteed.

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BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY

BLINDS

Amelias Closet

Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd

a: Luddesdowne Nr Meopham t: 01474 813434 c: Christopher Marshall e: info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

t: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk

a: Regus, 26 Kings Hill Avenue, Kings Hill, t: 01732 874440 www.ameliascloset.co.uk

Target those difficult to shift stubborn, fatty areas! Painless, non-inasie & affordable treatment! (See Colour Ad On Page 21)

t: 01622 730572 www.ClassicBlindsAshford.co.uk

a: Unit 2 Albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent TN2 4BB t: 01892 825522 m: 07767 326211 c: Stuart Munday e: stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films. (See Colour Ad On Page 17)

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BRICKWORK

Basically Bathrooms

Gemini Beauty

A&R Brick Worx

t: 01732 321008 m: 07967 741445 e: tony.mckimm@yahoo.com Complete bathroom installations: Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work. Free estimates. Public Liability Insured (See Colour Ad On Page 11)

a: Larkfield t: 01732 842279 m: 07749 589414 e: angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk Award winning Gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience. (See Colour Ad On Page 23)

m: 07908 021913 c: David Bartholomew e: barti1@hotmail.com

Complete bathroom installs, supply and design. Plumbing, tiling, splash panels, plastering, electrical work and waste removal. Free estimates. Public liability insured.

High quality brick and blockwork. - House Builds - Extensions - Garden Walls - Patios - Groundworks (See Colour Ad On Page 10)

BUILDING REFURBISHMENT

BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

Bathroom Solutions

m: 07960 767024 Ryan 07762 076141 Alex

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Pete Sloman Y DIY? Building Refurbishment Decorating and Maintenance t: 01732 842258 m: 07748 102320

All general building work including Painting and Decorating, Joinery and Tiling. Local references available Free estimates Advice on affordable solutions.

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BUILDING REGULATIONS

BUILDING SERVICES

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

Wilkinson Construction Consultants Ltd t: 01732 523466 office@thebuildinginspector.org www.thebuildinginspector.org Building Regulation Approval is required for most building projects from chimney removal, re-roofing to extensions. Licensed Approved Inspectors Alternative to Council - Local Company

Paul Tann Ltd

Forever Living Products

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t: 01732 842863 m: 07956 313287 / 07834 810453 c: Paul a: paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving. Fully insured. All work guaranteed. Established over 20 years.

m: 07939 248983 c: Anna Marshall e: info@annaforeverhealthy.co.uk www.annaforeverhealthy.co.uk Uncapped & willable income stream. Flexible - start part-time, and build a full time income. Global franchise operating in over 160 countries worldwide. Unique product range. Est. 33 years. Call for more information today! (See Colour Ad On Page 24)

BUILDING SERVICES

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

AAPM Construction

R Blackman General Maintenance

Utility Warehouse Discount Club Authorised Distributor Network Marketing Business t: 01732 521494 c: Jane Marshall e: jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk

m: 07884 436279 f: 01634 247682 c: Paul e: info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted. Free estimates. As seen on ITV’s 60 minute makeover!

t: 01892 838668 m: 07887 948430 c: Richard Blackman e: rblackman1@btinternet.com www.rb-gm.co.uk

Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork. Interior and exterior painting. Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

BUILDING SERVICES

Any Aspect Builders Ltd

Sterling Construction Works Ltd

a: 01622 729536 m: 07407 764555 c: Kieron e: info@anyaspectbuilders.co.uk www.anyaspectbuilders.co.uk Extensions, Driveways, Patios, Fencing, Refurbishments and more. Over 20 years experience. Fully Insured. Free Quotes. CHAS approved. Reference Available. BUILDING SERVICES

t: Freephone 0800 689 3968 e: contactus@sterlingconstructionworks.co.uk www.sterlingconstructionworks.co.uk Extensions, Conservatories, Brickwork, Drainage, Driveways, Patios, paving, Decking, Kitchens and Bathrooms.

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Major British PLC is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided. (See Colour Ad On Page 19)

DISTRIBUTORS WANTED

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BUSINESS NETWORKING

LAB Limited

t: 01622 236565 m: 07885 418450 e: enquiries@lab-limited.co.uk www.lab-limited.co.uk Building luxury that lasts. From concept to completion, we cater to all types of construction projects, specialising in domestic and commercial clients throughout the South East. (See Colour Ad On Page 16) 32

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BNI Kings Hill Kings Hill Golf Club, Kings Hill We meet every Thursday morning. Call Anna to book your place! 01732 525806 (See Colour Ad On Page 8)

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CAR BODY REPAIRS

CARPENTRY

CARPET CLEANING

Autospray Solutions

Chatfield Carpentry

Homefresh

a: Unit 18, Lake Road, Quarry Wood Industrial Estate, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7TQ m: 07773 340049 t: 01622 727263 c: Ben Award winning Kent based service and tradesmen for all your bodywork repair needs. Carried out at your convenience at home, work or our brand new unit in Aylesford. (See Colour Ad On Page 21)

t: 01732 871449 m: 07985 273773 c: Steve Wheeler e: mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors. Quality workmanship at competitive prices. Over 17 years experience City and Guilds qualified.

t: Freephone: 0800 6942024 Carpet and upholstery cleaning offer. 50% discount. Specialist Fabric Treatment. Stainshield, Deodorising Treatment, Anti-Allergy Treatment, Conditioner.

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CAR SALES

CARPENTRY

CARPET CLEANING

Kings Hill Car Sales

Hudson Carpentry & Building Services

Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd

All aspects of Carpentry and Building including extensions, conversions, kitchens, bathrooms, flooring, tiling, doors & more! Over 20 years experience. Insured, local & reliable. Call for a free quote. See our Facebook page for customer feedback.

Family run carpet cleaning company. Also upholstery cleaning, Stain removal, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning. NCCA and IICRC Certified.

CAR SALES & SERVICING

CARPENTRY

CARPET SHOP

West Malling Garage

Paul Anthony Interiors

Rowling Carpets

Toyota Specialists. All makes of vehicle serviced and repaired. Vehicle diagnostics. MOT station. Car sales and sourcing of any vehicle.

Carpentry and joinery. Kitchen installations. Radiator Covers. Made to measure sliding wardrobes. Cupboards, units and shelving. No job too big or too small. 25 years experience. Call for free, no obligation quote. Discount to local Oracle readers. (See Colour Ad On Page 17)

We hold a massive range of carpets, vinyls, laminates, luxury vinyl tiles, woods and artificial grass and our showroom is open for you to visit. All carpets priced over £10 per square meter include fitting. FREE gripper & door bars when purchasing underlay. (See Colour Ad On Page 18)

a: Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU t: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk Good quality cars, bought and sold. Specialist vehicle sourcing. Company vehicle sourcing. All makes available. Please ring for help.

a: High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QN t/f: 01732 874350 c: Nick Errington www.westmallinggarage.co.uk

t: 01634 242807 m: 07838 156170 c: Neil Hudson e: hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk

m: 07719 117250 e: info@paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk

CAR SERVICE & REPAIR

CARPENTRY

Kings Hill Garage Limited

Red Carpentry

a: North Lodge, 584 Malling Road, West Malling, Kent, ME194PU. t: 01732 849322 Servicing for all makes & models MOT’s – while u wait Tyres & Exhausts Engine diagnostics

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t: 01622 751447 m: 07896 904056 c: Richard Dillon Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted. All types of windows. Solid & laminate flooring. Kitchens fitted. All types of carpentry work undertaken. Over 30 years experience.

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t: 01732 872199 c: Chrissie 07801 561696 John 07860 100295 e: info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk

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a: 787 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6DE t: 01732 521355 www.rowlingcarpets.uk

CHARITY CLUB

Lions Club of Malling District Monthly meetings on the third Monday of each month at 8pm The Wealden Hall, 773 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6DE. To come and see what ‘Mauling’ Lions do visit mallinglionsclub.moonfruit.com or Telephone Richard ( the lionheart ) 01732 670556 WWW.THELOCALORACLE.CO.UK

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Rotary Club - Kings Hill khrc09@yahoo.com www.rotary1120.org/kings_hill/ Every Monday evening 7.30 for 7.45pm Upstairs at the Spitfire, Kings Hill. Organising support and fund raising for local, national and international causes. CHARITY CLUB

Rotary Club of Malling Humanity in Motion We meet every Tuesday (except when there is a bank holiday in the week) at 6.30 pm for 7.00pm at SPADEWORK nursery, Offham. See website for info. http://www.rcmalling.org.uk

CLEANING

COMPUTER SUPPORT

GLEAMING CLEANING

AA Computer Services

Always busy? No time for cleaning? Ovens NEED to be deep cleaned! Ironing pile getting bigger? Garden that never stops growing? Hoovering & dusting getting you down? Call us to leave your house gleaming! No job too BIG or too SMALL! For a professional 1-2-1 service with A Smile Free quotation 1st clean 20% Off

m: 07904 910400 e: info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services. Microsoft Certified Professional. From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

Call Terri: 07486 860647 CLEANING

COMPUTER SUPPORT

Kings Hill Cleaning Ltd

ALTONE Computers Ltd

a: 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU t: 01732 844484 e: info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk Friendly, professional, family run business. High standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. Materials supplied. Regular, one-off & spring cleaning * New Housekeeping, ironing, shopping and errands service.* Call for a free estimate.

t: 01892 835089 m: 07771 707035 c: Alan www.altone.co.uk

Providing excellent & friendly local service for 13 years. Desktop and Laptop, Maintenance/ Repairs/Upgrades/Wireless/ Virus Removal/Custom Builds etc Fixed Costs, no hourly rates

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CLEANING

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West Malling Podiatry & Chiropody

Time For You

APC Manpower Computer Services

a: 14-16 Swan Street, West Malling ME19 6LP t: 01732 848460 c: Marie Thomas Bsc(Hons), MChS e: westmallingpods@gmail.com

HPC Registered Podiatrist l Corn & Callous Removal l Biomechanics & Orthotics l Verrucae l Ingrown Toenails Evening, weekend and gift vouchers also available. CLEANING

DIAMOND DUST BUSTERS Household and office cleaning. Whether you’re looking for a one off deep clean, or a regular clean each week I am here to help. I also offer ironing, oven cleaning, window cleaning on the inside. Friendly and reliable service with all the right insurance and also CRB checked. Call today for a quote on 07542 135991 or email diamonddustbusters@yahoo.com.

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t: 0800 458 1127 m: 07863 347587 e: north-kent@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk

t: 01732 790099 m: 07867771078 e: service@pcmanpower.co.uk

Honest, dependable and affordable police checked cleaner to your home. Typically £11.50 per hour incl.

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WINDOWS 10 problems VIRUS Removal Specialist Broadband / WIFI Issues SLOW / Freezing Computer PC not starting / iPad Issues LAPTOP Repairs / Email problems Printer Setup / IPTV Box setup COMPUTER SUPPORT

Champ Computer Services

t: 01732 843659 m: 07887 566948 e: info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk The local PC experts for: -PC health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -Virus & spyware removal/protection -Complete PC installation & upgrades -No fix - no fee!

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COUNSELLING

DECORATORS

Home Computer Repairs

Anne Twyford Counselling

Choice Painting & Decorating

Counselling and personal therapy for individuals.

City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

t: 07780 601947 c: Mark e: marklyons36@googlemail.com Problems With Your Computer or Laptop? Then Why Not Let Me Help? No Call-Out Costs Low Fees Based On Time Spent & Materials Used Pensioners Warmly Welcome & Treated Fairly By Local Mature I.T. Graduate. CONSERVATORIES

Howard Caine Conservatories

t/f: 01732 321050 m: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 e: Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk New Conservatories, Refurbishment, Windows/Doors Check us out at Checkatrade.com Fully registered with FENSA Customer References Available. (See Colour Ad On Page 15)

a: Kings Hill t: 01732 752077 m: 07551 277293 e: anne@annetwyfordcounselling.uk www.annetwyfordcounselling.uk

t: 01732 875507 m: 07761 601896 c: Dean Woolterton e: choicedec@outlook.com

Consulting room in Churchill Square, Kings Hill.

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G J Services

a: West Malling t: 01732 872125 m: 07764 684495 t: Guy Williams e: gjservices@btinternet.com Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Tiling Free Estimates

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DECORATORS

Trade 2 Trade Windows Limited

Impact Decoration

t: 01634 730053 www.t2twindows.com

January Sale Now On! A massive 45% off until the end of January 2017. Free upgrade to laminated safety glass on all downstairs windows & doors with all orders placed in January. (See Colour Ad On Page 20)

t: 01732 873726 m: 07882 597433 c: Sam Gregory e: info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk Kings Hill based, polite and tidy. Internal and External decoration. City and Guilds qualified. Dulux Select Approved Decorator. Fully insured. Domestic & Commercial clients.Virtually dust free sanding. Paper hanging.

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DRAINAGE & PLUMBING

John Green Décor Ltd

Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists

Ferdurco Solutions Limited

t: 0800 783 1916 e: sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk Which? Trusted trader and Dulux Approved Decoratorsundertaking: - All aspects of painting & decorating - Interior/exterior/insurance work - Domestic & Commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - Specialist spray finishes - Small refurbishment projects - Free consultation service

a: 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB t/f: 01732 873754 m: 07971 542609/07824 887677 e: m.roast@gmail.com Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling. City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp. Insurance & Commercial work. References on request.

t: 01732 252112 e: enquiries@fedurcosolutions.co.uk www.ferdurcosolutions.co.uk For all your drainage needs. Fast and reliable service. Emergency 24 hours. All blockages. Domestic and commercial. All plumbing work. (See Colour Ad On Page 12)

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DOUBLE GLAZING

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR

JP’s Decorating

Trade Glaze

Glen’s Driving School

m: 07956 874044 or 07944 126353 c: Phil e: jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small. All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest. I have many years experience. Kings Hill based. Domestic/Commercial & insurance. (References available on request)

a: Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD t: 01622 725444 f: 01622 721111 e: ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories. Top quality products with top quality service. (See Colour Ad On Back Page)

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DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

Parrish Painting & Decorating

DG Solutions (Kent) Limited

m: 07967 190588 c: Mark

For all your decorating needs. A friendly, reliable service at competitive rates. Qualified and fully insured. Call for a free, no obligation quote.

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Independent Offham Business Double Glazing Problems Solved t: 01732 842691 m: 07870 213098 e: contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk

Fault Finding, Repairs and Upgrades Windows, Doors, Locks & adjustments. Misted Sealed Units, Handles and Hinges. Upgrade to A-rated energy efficient units. New Installation FENSA Insurance backed. Free telephone advice and call out Over 30 years’ experience in industry.

t: 01732 841966 m: 07525 209294 e: glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk Advanced Driving Instructor. Pass Plus - Local friendly DSA Driving Instructor - Pass Plus - Competitive Rates - First lesson free - New A/C Peugeot

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ELECTRICIANS

SOS Window Works

Andy Payne Electrical

a: The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, ME20 7LZ t: 01622 206690 m: 07779 006696 e: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and Velux windows.

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t: 01732 843661 m: 07830 456928 e: ryarshelectrical@gmail.com Part P Domestic Electrician. Napit Approved No 12146 City and Guilds 2330, 2382 BS7671 17th Edition. 2391 Inspection and Testing. From fitting a new light through to a complete rewire and Periodic/Landlord Inspections. Free quotes.

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t: 01634 624555 m: 07885 605424 e: asdelectricalservices@gmail.com No job too small Maintenance and installation Domestic and commercial Repairs and fittings Free quotations No call out fee (See Colour Ad On Page 11)

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EVENTS

ASD Electrical Services

YOU CAN

Youth Cancer Support Saturday 28th January 2017 2pm - 6pm at Kings Hill Community Hall www.you-can.org.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 27)

Parkers Fencing & Gate Automation

Tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected. ELECTRIC GATES & ROLLER SHUTTERS Gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas. Family run business. Free quotes. Over 18 yrs exp. Visit our new website.

ELECTRICIANS

FENCING

Dase Electrical

Tate Fencing

m: 07515 748520 c: Darren Skelly e: dskelly9372@gmail.com www.facebook.com/Dase-Electrical 17th Edition and City and Guilds qualifications and CRB checked. Friendly, local & domestic. No job too big or small! Part or Full Rewires. Switches, lights and Sockets. Garden lighting and Power. LED Insallation. Free quotes, advice and call outs.

t: 01732 852596 e: sales@tatefencing.co.uk www.tatefencing.co.uk

Suppliers of fencing materials. Visit our Tonbridge depot.

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ELECTRICIANS

FARMER’S MARKET

FITNESS & WELLBEING

Domestic and Residential Electrical Services

Spadework

Forever Living Products

Market Dates: Second Saturday of every month from 10am to 1pm.

Three programmes to help you kickstart your transformation and create good habits for life. Forever have many different products to enhance your life so why not have a party with friends at own home and try some of them. (See Colour Ad On Page 24)

ELECTRICIANS

FENCING

FLORISTRY WORKSHOPS

L.T Security & Electrical Services

All Seasons Garden Fencing

t: 01622 870147 m: 07515 159821 e: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk

Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home lighting, sockets & switches. Full or Pprt rewire, security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval. NAPIT Approved No Call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice. No hidden extras.

a: Braeburn Way, Kings Hill t: 01732 522 788 m: 07971 552 663 c: Lee Terry e: leeterry4@googlemail.com

Over 30 qualified years experience in Electrical & Security work in domestic & commercial properties (12 locally) All Alarms and Security Systems installed & Existing Systems maintained. All electrical work undertaken with No callout charge. Very quick response & reliable friendly personal approach. Free Estimates. No job too small. Experienced in working for the elderly.

a: Teston Road, Offham, Kent ME19 5NA t: 01732 870002 e: info@spadework.org.uk www.spadework.net

t: 01732 844634 m: 07957 209073 c: Mark Steward www.allseasonsltd.org.uk

All types of garden fencing & gates. supplied, erected and repaired. Close boarded. Panel, post & rail, decking & pagodas. No job too small. Approved by 3 local Parish Councils. Free quotations.

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m: 07939 248983 c: Anna Marshall e: info@annaforeverhealthy.co.uk www.annaforeverhealthy.co.uk

HeiDesigns

MAKING MEMORIES WITH FLOWERS

Enjoy a glass of bubbles, as award-winning florist Heidi Lawley teaches you how to create your very own floral masterpiece. HEIDESIGNS.CO.UK WWW.THELOCALORACLE.CO.UK

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Garage Door Associates

a: Showroom and Head Office 18 Holborough Road, Snodland t: 01732 590085 www.garagedoors4you.co.uk Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door. Repairs and Spares Automation DIY advice Awnings Recommended by Kent Trading Standards

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GARDEN SERVICES

Yew Tree Landscapes

Simon Henderson Gardening Services

a: Larkfield t: 01732 848179 m: 07850 175077 c: Kevin Kennett e: yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving. Garden Artificial Grass, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience. GARDEN LANDSCAPE & DESIGN

m: 07801 045392 c: Simon e: simonhenderson60@gmail.com www.reallygoodgardeners.com Lawn mowing, hedge trimming, pruning and weeding. Garden clear ups and regular maintenance. All types of garden maintenance undertaken. Fully insured. GARDEN SERVICES

Utopian landscape + design Ltd.

V & S Garden Services

Time to create your ideal outdoor space and give you a garden to love and enjoy ready for next summer. Full garden design and implemetation service, free initial consultation and site visit. Please visit our website. Tel: 01732 773 821 Mobile: 07811 374319 Contact: Stephen J Johnson www.utopianlandscapeanddesign.com

t: 01732 521224 m: 07958 997336 c: Sue or Vince

Comprehensive range of garden services. One off or full regular maintenance. Complete year round lawn care. Professional licensed weed control. Hourly rates.

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GARDEN SERVICES

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

A D Landscapes Ltd

Acacia Landscapes

247 Plumbing Solutions

All aspects of hard and soft landscaping work undertaken. Free consultation and written quotations. Fully insured

When your heating breaks down, we turn up. Boilers - Breakdowns, servicing and new installs. Central Heating - Powerflushing, radiators & cylinders. Plumbing - All general plumbing.

a: Ightham t: 01732 763114 m: 07790 036871 c: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management. All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation. Free consultation and estimates. Portfolio & references available. Fully insured.

t: 01732 323000 m: 07897 436563 247plumbingsolutions.co.uk

t: 01732 845104 m: 07812 344740 www.acaciatreecare.co.uk

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GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GARDEN SERVICES

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

Coe’s Landscapes

Garden Maintenance

Astral Heating & Gas Services

t: 07944 442442 c: Tim Coe e: timcoe36@icloud.com www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company Est.1970 Taking on jobs large and small. Free quotes and will always try to beat other quotes. We cover all of Kent. Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting. Large and small turfing and levelling. 38

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t: Freephone: 0800 511 8081 c: Mark All garden work undertaken. Lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios. Free estimates. Regular maintenance or just a tidy. No job too big or small. References available. City & Guilds qualified. Over 25 years experience.

c: 07748 876434 e: info@astralheatingservices.co.uk www.astralheatingservices.co.uk Servicing and repairs carried out to boilers, warm air systems, water heaters, gas fires and wall heaters. Gas hobs repaired. Landlords gas safety inspections. Experienced, reliable and trustworthy Gas Safe registered engineer with the ability to solve most heating and hot water problems.

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GAS & HEATING SERVICES

GUTTER CLEANING & REPAIRS

HAIR SALON

Benjamin Terry Plumbing & Heating

Bramko Ltd

On The Fringe

t: 01622 725558 m: 07968 424228 e: ben@bpterry.co.uk

Experienced Qualified Plumbing and Heating Engineer offers; Free Quotations for all your heating and plumbing requirements, No job too small, All calls handled promptly and efficiently. (See Colour Ad On Page 12)

t: 01732 357660 m: 07899 894838 c: Mark Killick e: mik1969@hotmail.co.uk www.bramko.co.uk Cleaning from the safety of the ground, up to 4 storeys. Weed moss & grime removal to prevent blockage. Free estimates and onsite cleaning demonstration. (See Colour Ad On Page 12)

a: 1 Littlemarket Row, Leybourne ME19 5QL t: 01732 840439 www.otfhair.co.uk Local family run business. Ample free parking outside shop. Colour sale Tuesday every week. For January only Colour sale every day! (See Colour Ad On Page 24)

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

Chelsea Gas and Waterworks

Elise - Freelance mobile stylist

t: 01732 321754 m: 07973 138489 c: Simon Williams e: chelseagaswks@aol.com

Unvented hot water storage C&G Electrical BS7671 17th Edition All aspects of Gas, CH & HW repair, servicing & installation undertaken. Friendly, reliable service. Landlord’s Gas Safety Certificates Gas Safe Registered: 36297

m: 07530 203451 c: Lisa

Specialising in precision haircuts, makeovers and fashion colour. Over 20 years experience, originally based at Vidal Sassoon in Knightsbridge. Available Tuesday to Saturday. Call for a free no obligation consultation.

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

HAIR SALON

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

Wicks Gas

Lucas Hair

Kelly’s Hairdressing Services

Get a new hair style, a new look and feel great using Goldwell products.

Fully Qualified hairdresser I am experienced in cutting and colouring and have had advanced training in L’Oreal colour.

t: 01732 883544 m: 07748 780811 c: Gerald Wicks e: wicksgas@btinternet.com Service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation. GAS SAFE REGISTERED: 212643

a: 91 High Street, West Malling Kent, ME19 6NA t: 01732 848222

Pop in for a chat and see how we can help. (See Colour Ad On Page 23)

m: 07951 202655 c: Kelly

Professional and affordable service in the comfort of your own home. I am polite, friendly and reliable.

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IRONING SERVICES

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Bespoke Ironing

t: 01732 874 521 m: 07803 788325 c: Claire Dolke e: claire@bespokeironing.co.uk www.bespokeironing.co.uk Your local and reliable ironing service. I offer a bespoke, professional BUT affordable ironing service. 25 items for £20 Free collection and delivery

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IRONING SERVICES

KITCHENS

Inside Out Domestic Property Maintenance

Extra Hands Ironing & Shirt Laundry

DL Kitchens

m: 07726 525633 c: Bob e: insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Floor & Wall Tiling - Door Hanging Shelving & Racking - Furniture Assembly - Pressure Washing Patio & Drive Cleaning. Gardening Guttering. No Job Too Small Free Estimates and Friendly Advice. Full Public Liability Insurance. Estate Agent approved.

a: The Colonnade 10 West Street West Malling ME19 6QX t: 01732 872159 m: 07956 864860 www.extrahandsironing.co.uk Central West Malling Drop Shop Open 9-3 Monday - Fridays & 9.30-12.30 Saturdays Clear pricing. Fully insured. Collection and delivery service.

t: 01732 844746 m: 07792 670141/07841 658821 c: Dave or Matthew e: davelovelock@talktalk.net Kitchens supplied & fitted or fit only. All work carried out from start to finish incl. plastering, plumbing, wall & floor tiling, carpentry and electrics. All work insured and guaranteed. Contact this local family business for more info.

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JEWELLERS

KITCHENS

Steve’s Home & Garden Services

Andrew Smith Jewellers

Fitted Doors

Doing the jobs you hate to do....... Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing Decking - Patios - Gardening Decking and Patio cleaning. Please call for a free no obligation quote. Fully insured.

Competitive pricing for unwanted or damaged gold items. Professional, friendly advice. Open 9am-5.30pm Mon to Sat Visit our new website!

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a: 89 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6NA t: 01732 843087 www.andrewsmithjewellers.co.uk

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78 Glebe Lane, Maidstone ME16 9BA t: 01622 725649 m: 07802 726060 e: sales@fitteddoors.co.uk www.fitteddoors.co.uk Transform tired kitchens and bedrooms in just a few days just by changing the doors, workstops and handles. We pay the VAT on orders over £2500. (See Colour Ad On Page 13) LAWNMOWER REPAIRS

Mr Mower m: 0759 671 9295 c: Rob All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing. Free quotes and guaranteed work. Free collection and delivery service. 10% Off Winter Servicing.

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DO YOU NEED LEAFLETS DISTRIBUTED? DO YOU WANT TO TARGET SPECIFIC AREAS? the local Oracle can help! Call 01732 525805/6 LEGAL ADVICE

LOCKSMITH

A.Maidstone Locksmiths

a: 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS t: 01622 410057 m: 07837 751611 c: John e: john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates. 24 hour emergency service. Domestic and Commercial. All types of locks supplied & fitted. UPVC specialists. KCC trading standard approved. LOFT LADDERS & HATCHES

M-O MOBILE PHONE & TABLET REPAIR

Get It Repaired

a: 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill ME19 4YU t: 01732 525818 www.getitrepaired.co.uk All makes and models. Broken screens. Charging Ports. Batteries. Speakers. Water damage. Fault diagnosis.Genuine parts. 12 months warranty. Best prices. (See Colour Ad On Page 7)

Suite 6, 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, West Malling, ME19 4YU

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LEISURE

David Lloyd Clubs

a: 21 Kings Hill Avenue, Kings Hill ME19 4UA t: 01732 873773 www.davidlloyd.co.uk/kingshill Discover what’s new at David Lloyd Kings Hill. Book a club tour today. (See Colour Ad On Page 3)

LOGS & FIREWOOD

LOGS & FIREWOOD Seasoned logs, Firewood and kindling delivered to your door Roger 07831 499952 01732 521693 r.gluck@sky.com Mobile log splitting service Fallen trees cleared.

MORTGAGE ADVISER

Browning Rose Financial

a: 11 Swan Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6JU t: 01732 448910 info@browningrosefinancial.co.uk www.browning rosefinancial.co.uk. With mortgage rates so low, it might be time to review your mortgage today. (See Colour Ad On Page 8)

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OVEN CLEANERS

PLASTERERS

The Nail Hut

Oven Angels

APC Plastering & Decorating

Come to The Nail Hut and relax in the hands of our professional nail technician and manicurist. Ample free parking. Strictly by appointment only.

Female oven cleaning team using environmentally approved bio degradable, eco friendly products. Now in their 17th year. Prices from £45. Fully insured. As written in the Evening Standard & Daily Telegraph.

Domestic - Commercial. Skimming - Rendering Dry-lining - Coving Screeding Over 15 years experience. Free estimates and advice.

OVEN CLEANERS

PLASTERERS

Oven Wizards

Charlie Skelly

a: Westmount, Comp Lane, Offham, Kent, ME19 5PP m: 07545 923247 fb: thenailhutoffham

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t: 01622 710859 m: 07748 474957 e: apc.plastering@ymail.com

t: 01892 514552 m: 07901 857608 www.ovenangels.co.uk

t: 01622 616168 m: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £49. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000’s of local clients. Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers. OPTICIANS

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m: 07590 262809 All aspects of plastering & rendering Friendly & professional Internal & external skimming High quality finish Free estimates

PLASTERERS

Wall 2 Wall Plastering

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t: 01634 313326 m: 07843 881657 c: Joe Bunting e: wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk

Fully qualified Plasterer. Internal & external plastering. Rendering & pebble dashing. Skimming & plaster boarding. Coving. Painting and decorating. Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.

PET SERVICES

Your Furry Friend’s Friend Dog Walker and Pet Sitter t: 01732 842807 m: 07709 025684 c: Lisa e: LisaG_GTI@hotmail.co.uk fb: YourFurryFriendsFriend

A friendly and reliable dog walking and daily pet care service, including visiting cats, rabbits, guinea pigs and chickens. Available 7 days a week. Fully insured and police checked

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PLUMBERS

Anthony Nelson Plumbing

K McCarthy Heating & Plumbing Engineering Services

t: 01732 220443

Plumbing - all plumbing undertaken. Heating - radiators and boilers Gas - boilers installed and repaired. Drainage - cleaning, jetting & repairs. 24 hours - 1 hour response.

t: 01732 847363 m: 07851 774726

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(See Colour Ad On Page 10)

Gas Safe Registered Engineer & qualified plumber All gas and plumbing work undertaken Free estimates No call out charge No Vat

PLUMBERS

REMOVALS & STORAGE

DL Plumbing

R. J. Plumbing

Goodfellows Removals & Storage

a: Addington t: 01732 844746 m: 07792 670141 All plumbing work undertaken. From a dripping tap to a new bathroom. Including tiling and flooring.

m: 07590 665525 c: Ricky Jones e: rickyjplumbing@gmail.com Local reliable plumber. All domestic plumbing covered, from changing a washer in your dripping tap, to installing a full bathroom suite. Boiler servicing, full central heating installs, Landlord certificates & maintenance. No job too small, all work guaranteed, no call out charge, 10% discount to over 65’s.

PLUMBERS

PRINTERS

a: Ashtree Farm, Teston Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 5RL t: 01732 841841 f: 01622 753708

Household/office removals. Local professional removal and storage company. Family owned. Established 20 years. Please ring for a free quote.

REMOVALS

Hylton Plumbing Services

a: West Malling t: 01732 843086 m: 07970 528822 c: Hylton Visser e: ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp. Public liability Insured. No call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr Emergency Call Out. (See Colour Ad On Page 14)

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PLUMBERS

REMOVALS

John Ascot Plumbing

JM Removals

t: 01732 404756 m: 07515 884653 www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk All aspects of plumbing and drainage. Boiler installations and repairs. Gas and heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy. (See Colour Ad On Page 11)

t: 01622 205738 m: 07932 715072 c: John McKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk

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ROOFING

SHUTTERS

Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar

William Kent & Sons Roofing

Stylehouse Shutters

a: 53-55 High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QH t: 01732 843247

enquiries@franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com www.franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com

21 mussels, a la carte menu, 16 Belgian beers, Sunday lunch till 4.30pm, Small weddings, Private function room. (See Colour Ad On Page 22) ROOFING

D. P. Roofing

t: 01622 808103 m: 07517 106711 All types of roofing renewed and repaired, chimneys, guttering etc. All work guaranteed. Free quotes. All areas covered.

t: 01732 824059 m: 07778 586865 c: Bill All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Reg waste carrier.

t: 01732 752121 e: hello@stylehouseshutters.co.uk www.stylehouseshutters.co.uk Based in West Malling, supplying and fitting the highest quality, bespoke window plantation shutters. Free no obligation survey. Local, friendly service. 3 year guarantee. (See Colour Ad On Front Page) SKIP HIRE

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805

Haffenden Skip Hire a: East Malling t: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 m: 07850 049246

2yd to 12yd skips available. Local reliable service. Call for competitive rates.

ROOFING

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MSB Roofing Services Ltd

SOLICITORS

Utility Warehouse

Berry & Lamberts Solicitors

a: 134, 70 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU t: 01732 757555 e: info@msbservices.co.uk Professional quick response emergency roof repairs and renewals. Trading over 13 years. (See Colour Ad On Page 14)

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Authorised Distributor t: 01732 521494 m: 07912 878830 c: Jane www.save-moneywithme.co.uk I can show you how to make great savings on your household and business utilities. Ask me for more info or check out my website. (See Colour Ad On Page 24)

a: Churchill Square Business Centre Suite 9, 60 Churchill Square Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU t: 01732 897925 f: 01732 897935 e: kingshill@the-solicitors.co.uk www.the-solicitors.co.uk For professional, honest and friendly advice.

SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE

TLC Scrap Metal t: 07804 057096 c: Tom Calvert

01634 325084 07729 727188 All aspects of roofing and property maintenance work undertaken, from general repair and household DIY work, to complete re-roofs and rebuilds. We offer affordable prices. References available on request. 44

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Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection. Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled. Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

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TILING

TREE SURGERY

WINDOWS

C M Tile

Qualitree Services Ltd

Trade Glaze

Bathrooms and kitchens. Walls and floors. Regrouting. Tile cleaning. Call for a free quotation.

Tree Surgery, Felling & Removal Hedge Cutting & Trimming Qualified, Experienced & Reliable Fully Insured & Value for Money

m: 07407 266240 e: enquiries@cmtile.com www.cmtile.com

t: 01622 208426 c: Gary or Caroline Everest e: hello@qualitree-services.co.uk www.qualitree-services.co.uk

Call Today For Your Free Quotation

TILING

01732 647 000

enquiries@tileandstoneservices.co.uk

www.tileandstoneservices.co.uk Floor & Wall Tiling Re-Grouting Tile & Grout Cleaning Grout Colour Sealing Silicone Sealant Application

UPHOLSTERY

WINDOW CLEANING

Interior Decor

Abbi Window Cleaning

Re-upholstery, loose covers and curtain making carried out by City & Guilds craftsmen with over 30 years experience in your fabric or ours. Reliable local service.

We provide a quality reliable service. Pure Water fed pole system. Pole System ensures privacy. Reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents. Windows above conservatories no problem. Large house specialist. Domestic and commercial. Police checked operator. Call now for your free estimate.

a: Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ t: 01732 871042 e: interiordecor@hotmail.co.uk

t: 0800 055 6082

TREE SURGERY

WEDDING CAR HIRE

WINDOW CLEANING

Acacia Tree Care

VW Wedding Hire

All Clean Windows

NPTC C&G Qualified, Fully insured.

Hire one of our beautiful classic Volkswagens to make your wedding day extra special.

t: 01732 845104 m: 07812 344740 www.acaciatreecare.co.uk

Tree work, Hedging, stumpgrinding, hard and soft landscaping, fencing and garden clear ups.

m: 07970 728464 www.afhire.co.uk/wedding

Free consultation and written quotations

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TREE SURGERY

WINDOWS

JEEVES & SONS TREE SERVICES

We offer the following services: Tree Pollarding - Topping - Lopping Felling - Pruning. Hedges & Shrubs lowered, trimmed & tidied. Fully Insured. City & Guilds NPTC qualifield. jeevesandsonstreeservices.co.uk Tel: 0208 485 9675 Mobile: 07583 406830 Established 1992.

Trade 2 Trade Windows Limited t: 01634 730053 www.t2twindows.com

January Sale Now On! A massive 45% off until the end of January 2017. Free upgrade to laminated safety glass on all downstairs windows & doors with all orders placed in January.

t/f: 01622 745179 c: Jean Tandy e: jean.tandy@talktalk.net Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system. We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses. Fully insured. Very competitive prices.

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805

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Useful local phone numbers • Alzheimer’s Society 01892 835498 • Age Concern Day Centre - Rotary House, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 848008 • Age Concern Info./Advice/Insurance, 01732 873977 • Multiple Sclerosis Society - SE Kent Branch 08453 970543

COUNCIL • Tonbridge & Malling BC, Gibson Building, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 844522

DOCTORS • Kings Hill, Leybourne and West Malling 01732 870212 • Chaucer Way, Larkfield 01732 841213 • 14 Pelican Court, Wateringbury 01622 814466

• Ryarsh Village Hall Contact: Booking Secretary Derrick Groom DGroom5143@aol.com 01732 842557 • Trottiscliffe Village Hall Contact: Julie Patrick 01732 822432

•M ore Park RC Primary School, Lucks Hill, West Malling 01732 843047

• Wateringbury Village Hall 075 3532 0552 • West Malling Village Hall (WMVH) Contact: Ann Turner 01732 844824

•S t James the Great Primary School, Chapman Way, East Malling 01732 841912

• Kings Hill Pharmacy, 6 Liberty Square 01732 845612 • Boots, 85-87 High Street, West Malling 01732 843389

•S t Katherine’s School, St Katherine’s Lane, Snodland, Kent ME6 5EJ (www.stkatherineskent.co.uk) 01634 240061

HOSPITAL

POLICE

• Maidstone Hospital, Hermitage Lane, Maidstone 0845 1551000

• Tonbridge Neighbourhood Policing Team Tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232

• Library Service (Mobile) Call for fortnightly stops. http://www.kent.gov.uk/leisure_and_ culture/libraries/services_for_everyone/ mobile_libraries.aspx • Snodland Library, 15-17 High Street, Snodland, ME6 5DA

• Kent Police 101 • TMBC Community Warden Supervisor Martin Smith 07969 584173 • RSPCA

• Addington Village Hall 01732 843180

SCHOOLS

• East Malling Village Hall 01732 844546

• Brookfield Infants School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 840955

• Leybourne Village Hall 01732 873722 • Mereworth Village Hall Contact: Rebecca Simmons on 01732875963 and e-mail Mereworth.bookings@hotmail.com

• Holmesdale Technology College, Malling Road, Snodland ME6 5HS office@holmesdale.kent.sch.uk 01634 240416

• Ryarsh Church Hall (Anita Parkins) 01732 842232

• Kings Hill Pre School, 70 Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 840180

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TRAINS

• The Discovery School, Discovery Drive, Kings Hill 01732 847000

• Leybourne St Peter & Paul Primary School, Rectory Lane North, Leybourne 01732 842008

•W est Malling C of E Primary School, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 842061

• Brookfield Junior School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 843667

• Offham Village Hall Contact: Valerie Patrick 01732 605376

• T rottiscliffe C of E Primary School, School Lane, Trottiscliffe 01732 822803

• National Rail Enquiries 08457 48 49 50

• SAMARITANS - 48 Grecian Street, Maidstone, ME14 2TS 01622 674444

• Kings Hill Community Centre (KHCC) Contact: Nikki Clarke, khch@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919

•T he Malling School, Beech Road, East Malling 01732 840995

• RSPCA Leybourne Animal Centre, 199 Castle Way, Leybourne, Kent ME19 5HW 0300 1230751

LOCAL HALLS

• East Malling Institute, Mill Street Contact: Roger Roud 01732 840828

•O ffham Primary School, Church Road, Offham 01732 842355 •R yarsh Primary School, Birling Road, Ryarsh 01732 870600

PHARMACIES

• Snodland Medical Centre 01634 240296

• 22-24 High Street, West Malling 03000 413131

•M ereworth County Primary School, 39 The Street, Mereworth 01622 812569 •M ereworth Pre-school, Mereworth Village Hall, Butchers Lane, Mereworth 01732 870456

• Snodland Community Centre Contact: Dilys Crook info@snodlandcommunitycentre.org 01634 240783

• Paydens Ltd, 12 Martin Square, Larkfield 01732 843203

LIBRARY

•K ings Hill School, Crispin Way, Kings Hill, West Malling 01732 842739

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Events MONDAYS

•1 0 - 11.15 am Yoga (Level 1-2) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451 • 10-11am Music mayhem children’s music for 0-5yrs at Snodland Comm. Centre. 07815 775 504

WEDNESDAYS

• 9.15am Musical Bumps 2+ group, 1+ group 10am, 0-12m group11am, 3+ group 2pm. Fun Choir at 4.30pm Sarah 01732 321217 • 9.45am Singalong Baby Sign in West Malling. For info please call 07768 447657

• 10.15am Adult Ballet classes Ryarsh Village Hall 07775 716714

• 10am Zumba at Nettlestead VH (Low impact) Tanya 07531 839159

• 10.30am Baby Massage course in West Malling, Call Massage Your Baby on 01732 847605

• 10.45am Little Bright Sparks fun phonics literacy & numeracy classes. 07768 447657

• 12pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane for beginners. • 12.45pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy level. • 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Advanced dancers. 01732 870715 • (Term time) 1.30pm Expressions Dance at Larkfield & EM Methodist Church ME20 6PN Syliva 01634 245767 • 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. More advanced. 01732 870715. • 6.30pm Insanity at KH School - everyone welcome. Call Claire 07970 482421 £6 • 7.30pm Zumba at Kings Hill School – Claire 07970 482421 for details. £5 • 8pm Zumba at Wateringbury Primary School. All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159

TUESDAYS • 9.30am Musical Bumps 2+’s, 1+’s 10.15am at KHCH. Sarah 01732 321217 • 10am Baby Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 or 07801 948969 • 10.30am Zumba Gold at KHCC £5. Claire on 07970 482421 • 11am Tots Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 • 11.15am Musical Bumps Baby Class and 3+’s 12.15pm at KHCH. Sarah 01732 321217 • 12 Midday Preschool Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 or 07801 948969 • 11-12.30pm Improver/Intermediate Linedancing at Nettlestead Village Hall. 01732 872624 • 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at Snodland Library. • 7pm Zumba at Wateringbury Village Hall. All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 • 7.30-9.30pm The Snodland Women’s Club at the Snodland Community Centre, Paddlesworth Road, ME6 5DP First week free. Contact Amanda Clark on 07983 159989 for more details.

FRIDAYS • ( 3rd) 2pm Larkfield Active Retirement Association meet at Larkfield VH. Chris Baker 01732 873705. • 8-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Contact Peter 01622 717491.

• 11am-12pm Tai Chi & Qigong, Conf Hall, Seekers Trust, Addington. 01732 605732

SATURDAYS

• 3.30pm-4.30pm Dance Fitness at Leybourne Village Hall, 07979 750382

• 8am Insanity at Kings Hill School. Call Claire 07970 482421 £6

• 5.30pm & 7.30pm Slimming World, KHCH, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill - 07914 842597

• ( 2nd Sat) 10am - 1pm Offham Farmers Market at Spadework, Teston Rd, Offham. 01732 870002 (See Ad)

• 6pm Ballet Workout and Beginners’ Ballet Ryarsh Village Hall 07775716714 • 6.30pm Insanity. Discovery School, Kings Hill. Call Claire 07970 482421 £6 • 7-8.15pm Into to yoga at Borough Green Parish Church Hall. Julie 07989 185425 • 7pm Zumba at Yalding VH (No classes on 18/5, 1/6 and 8/6) Tanya 07531 839159 • (3rd) 7pm Wateringbury Flower Club at The Institute, East Malling. • 7.30pm Pilates at Discovery School, Kings Hill with Claire on 07970 782421 £8 • 7.30pm C213 Bridge Club at Offham VH. Call Angela on 01732 874928 for info. • 8-10pm The Larkfield Women’s Club at Church Farm VH. Sarah on 07786 364063

THURSDAYS

SUNDAYS • 9.30am St Gabriel’s, Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at DiscoverySchool, Kings Hill. Sunday School 1st, 2nd and 4th Sundays of the month.

...ALSO THIS MONTH Saturday 28 January 2-6pm Yoga Pamper Afternoon at KHCH, 70 Gibson Drive, Kings Hill, ME19 4LG. Tickets £5. (See Ad on Page 27 for full details). Friday 27 January 8.30 - 11.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy at The Wheatsheaf West Malling with Zoe Lyons Saturday 4 February Malling Rotary Neil Diamond Tribute Night at Borough Green Hall.

6.30am Kings Hill BNI meet at Kings Hill Golf Club. Call Anna on 01732 525806 to book. • 9.30-10.15am Mini mayhem music for 0-1yrs East Malling Inst. Hall. 07815 775504 • 10.30-11.30am Music Mayhem children’s music 0-5yrs East Malling Inst. Hall 07815 775504. • (1st Thurs) 2pm U3A (University of the Third Age) KHCC Mark Richards on 01622 201985. • 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at West Malling Library. • (Alternate) 2.30-4.30pm Men’s Retirement Group meet at Clout Memorial Institute, WM. 01732 846087

Please re-submit ALL listings of events for the Feb edition by 16 Jan info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

• 6.15pm-7.15pm, Complete Beginners Pilates, Malling School 01622 715576 • 7.15 - 8.15 pm Yoga (Beginners) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451 • 7.15pm-8.15pm, New Yoga Pilates Dance fusion, Dance Studio, Malling School, 01622 715576 • 8.30pm Morris Dancing. St. Georges Hall, Wrotham, TN15 7AB. Male dancers welcome.

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