NOVEMBER 2010 - KINGS HILL/WEST MALLING LOCAL ORACLE

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Month 82: November 2010

Distribution 15,000 homes & businesses

Your monthlY guIde to local servIces In and around

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Dear Readers Welcome to the November issue of the local Oracle. Once again we have a packed edition with a fantastic array of businesses & services ready to help you through the winter months!

We hope you like our additions to the publication - we will be developing these over the coming months so please do let us know what you would like to see - we would like local input.

With Halloween now over, we are well on our way to Christmas. We are sure many of you have already started your Christmas shopping but do have a look at the offers available within the Oracle - we do not just advertise services.

As you will see, we are hoping to have a regular NEWS item together with an EVENTS section - this month featuring a full day of action in West Malling on 28th November 2010 - and a PEOPLE section where we will feature details of a local club, charity or person who has done something to help the community.

From cleaning the house to preparing for a Christmas Party, we have it all but don’t forgot to mention the local Oracle when contacting our advertisers!

FREEPOST RLTA-RHGB-LXSZ PO BOX 314, WEST MALLING ME19 6WN TEL 01732 521494 (Jane) Accounts/Sales 01732 844246 (Anna) Artwork/Sales info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

December Christmas Front Cover. This is for any child still in primary education (11 and under).

Please send in their picture to our Freepost address by 10th December and the best design will be featured on the front of all 15,000 copies of the local Oracle!

We look forward to hearing from you in the future.

Thank you for supporting the local Oracle.

Anna & Jane

As in previous years, we will be running our DESIGN A FRONT COVER competition for our

CUT OF DATES FOR ADVERTISING OR FREE EVENTS LISTINGS FOR THE DECEMBER EDITIONS ARE:

Kings Hill/West Malling Allington/Barming/Ditton Paddock Wood/Tonbridge

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We will continue with our event listings page but if you have a big charity event in the local area, we want to hear from you.

have you got some local news about the area? have you got local photos for our front cover? are you a member of a local group that needs members?

We want to hear from you... info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

are you a local charity group? do you know a local person that deser ves some recognition for services to our local community?

We want to hear from you... info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

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FARMERS MARKET CELEBRATES ITS 10TH BIRTHDAY ON

SUNDAY 28 NOVEMBER AND IT AIMS TO BE THE LARGEST FARMERS MARKET IN KENT!

9.30 AM - 1.30 PM LOCAL FRESH PRODUCE FRUIT & VEG, CHEESE, MEAT, FISH, JAM & CHUTNEY, BREAD CAKES, EGGS, FRUIT JUICE, LOCAL CRAFTS STALLS & MUCH MORE HOT FOOD AVAILABLE TO BE EATEN AT THE MARKET

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inDex tHe lOcal news tHe lOcal events cOlOUR aDveRts Kings Hill map inDex accountants* acupuncture aerials* appliance repair architect/design artist audio visual Bathrooms Beauty* Beauty salon Blinds & awnings Book Keeping Building refurbishment Building services Business networking Business opportunties cakes* car Body repairs car sales car servicing & repairs car valeting carpentry carpet cleaner carpet & upholstery cleaning carpet Fitter carpet supplier* catering cattery cctv children’s day care chimney sweep chiropody & Podiatry chiropractor christian Worship christmas market* clairvoyant cleaning - domestic/commercial* complementary therapy

computer support conservatories console repairs courier curtain makers decorators* double glazing double glazing repairs dress agency driving Instructor education electricians embroidered clothing event/Party Planning Facias, soffit & guttering Fencing Fruit & veg Fund raising/support* Funeral services garage doors garden design garden Furniture garden landscapers garden maintenance garden services gas & heating services granite Worktops graphic design hairdressing* hairstylist - mobile handyman hypnotherapy Ironing services Key cutting Kitchen design & Installation Kitchen splashbacks leaflets locksmith loft ladders & hatches nlP (see hypnotherapy)

oddjobs osteopathy oven cleaners Parking* Paving Photography Piano teacher Plastering Plumbers Printers Property maintenance Psychic clairvoyant removals retirement village saving money scrap metal clearance shoe repairs shutters skip hire soffits & Facias solicitors soul music sports massage sweet shop take away* tanning* taxi service tiling toys and games* travel agent tree surgeon veterinary surgeons volunteers Web designers Wellbeing Wig consultant* Windows Window cleaners UsefUl nUmBeRs events cOlOUR aDveRts * new advertisers

all adverts are placed in good faith and the local Oracle takes no responsibility for any issues arising from the use of suppliers who have advertised.

What can the local oracle do for you?

We cover three areas with over 10,000 distribution in each giving a total of 36,000 homes covered by the local oracle Kings Hill, west malling, larkfield, leybourne, Offham, addington, mereworth and wateringbury and now Halling, Holborough & snodland. paddock wood, tonbridge, Hadlow, five Oak green, east peckham and matfield and now aylesford, Barming, allington and Ditton.

We have many options for you to use for your business: standard advert only in the a-Z section 1/4 page colour advert (including a standard advert) 1/2 page colour advert (including a standard advert) full page colour advert (including a standard advert) each edition of the local oracle is updated each month and put onto our website which also helps to promote your business.

We can print, supply and deliver 1,000 to 36,000 leaflets across all distribution areas. call now for information 01732 844246 or 01732 521494 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk Printed by scaRBUtts

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accountants accsys accountants limited turkey mill – maidstone - me14 5PP tel: 01622 671 835 contact: Will enquiries@accsysltd.co.uk www.accsysltd.co.uk · · · · ·

accounts – tax – Payroll – vat small Business specialists Fixed Fees unlimited telephone support For Free guides visit our website

auker Hutton chartered accountants the stables, little coldharbour Farm tong lane, lamberhurst tunbridge Wells, Kent tn3 8ad tel: 01892 891902 contact: neil thomas Fca neil@aukerhutton.co.uk Personal and company accounts and taxation, business start up, company incorporation, tax planning, bookkeeping, payroll and vat.

taxassist accountants 714 london road, larkfield me20 6Bl tel: 0845 5212241 mobile: 07808 896292 contact: gary richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/garyrichards Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises. (see colour ad On page 47)

acupuncture nutrition tel: 01732 873610 mobile: 07941 193214 contact: Wendy lewis specialist in fertility issues, addiction, back pain, IBs and other distressing complaints. (see colour ad On page 37)

aerIals 1st for aerials mobile: 07515 775 662 new digital aerials multi point systems Full tv installs old aerials dismantled Fully insured all work guaranteed special senior citizen rates Free quotes given all work carried out to a high standard at low prices. southern satellite & aerial tel: 01892 833007 www.southernsatellite.co.uk Installed by your local experts.

Free call out and quotation. senior citizen discount. minimum of 12 month warranty.

Freeview, Freesat & sky installed.

20% off on production of this advert until 2012. (see colour ad On page 35) the aerial man tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614 mobile: 07910 288086 satellite tv in all rooms. new digital aerials.

Free to view channels. no subscription fees. Itv2, c5 etc.

Insurance (storm damage jobs undertaken) special rates for senior citizens. no call out charge. all work and equipment guaranteed. (see colour ad On page 37) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

Jeff smith Domestic appliance Repairs st Bernards dean lane harvel nr meopham Kent tel/Fax: 01474 816661 Installation and repairs to washing machines, tumble dryers, dishwashers, electric ovens, hobs, fridges and freezers.

archItectural desIgn creative architectural Design ltd tel: 01732 824354 contact: graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & conservatories. extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations. applications submitted on your behalf. listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

artIst christopher marshall luddesdowne nr meopham tel/Fax: 01474 813434 contact: christopher marshall

info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints. (see colour ad On page 40)

audIo vIsual av custom installs mobile: 07973 400480 contact: stephen smith stephen@avcustominstalls.co.uk www.avcustominstalls.co.uk audio and visual advice sales and installations specialist multi-room, home theatre, system calibration and remote controls.

14 years experience. Fully insured Quote oracle for free consultation. (see colour ad On page 38)

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in-space UK ltd

mobile: 07932 758363 colin@hang-your-tv.com www.hang-your-tv.co.uk

tel: 01732 841883 mobile: 07831 366122 simon@in-spaceuk.co.uk in-spaceuk.co.uk

Plasma and lcd wall mounting service. surround sound systems fitted or configured. hidden cables.

Freesat and sonos sales and service.

16 years experience. Fully insured.

Please visit website for details. (see colour ad On page 42)

b Bathrooms Beautiful Kitchens, Bedrooms and Bathrooms tel: 01732 550020 mobile: 07889 028889 contact: nigel Kitchen looking tired? shower worse for wear?

Invest in a quality kitchen or bathroom. let Beautiful Kitchens, Bedrooms and Bathrooms help you make the most of your home you’re in. (see colour ad On page 33) Burnhill Kitchens ltd tel: 01732 373515 contact: lynsey Free design & Quotation service on all Bathrooms and Bedrooms.

Full Project management service including building works. sliding glass door systems & fixed doors for bedrooms and wet rooms etc. for Bathrooms.

For a free introductory pack on some of our ranges and services offered including customer testimonials call lynsey. (see colour ad On page 37)

Kitchens, bathrooms, bedrooms, refurbishments and garden rooms. surveys, quotations without obligation, supply only and complete installations. (see colour ad On page 43)

BeautY - moBIle charlotte meeks mobile: 07522 214602 charmeeks09@googlemail.com Fully qualified Beauty therapist offering a range of mobile beauty treatments. massage manicures and pedicures Waxing and tinting male grooming holiday packages Pamper, princess & hen parties. (see colour ad On page 40) my time 2 Relax Kings hill mobile: 07846 030977 contact: tanya mytime.torelax@yahoo.com www.mytime2relax.com organic facials, swedish & thai massage, hot stone massage, indian head massage, reflexology, aromatherapy, hopi ear candles, waxing, manicures/pedicures, eyelash/eyebrow tinting & shaping. anytime including weekends. gift vouchers. 10% off first treatment.

B BeautY salon Designer tans Beauty & tanning salon 58 malling road, snodland, Kent tel: 01634 242564 acrylic/fibre-glass nails dermalogica Facials eyelash extensions and tint spray tanning & sunbeds Waxing ear Piercing coffee shop & relaxation lounge (see colour ad On page 41)

BlInds penumbra Blinds & solar control ltd unit 2 albans Farm romford road Pembury Kent tn2 4BB tel: 01892 825522 mobile: 07767 326211 contact: stuart munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films. (see colour ad On page 45)

BooK KeePIng Diamond accounting services tel: helen court aca 07984 571789 Yvonne trusty maat 07984 571579 info@diamondaccountingservices.co.uk www.diamondaccountingservices.co.uk • Book-keeping • vat • management accounts • Payroll • Year end accounts & returns • self assessment tax returns Based in maidstone, we offer a personal, flexible & affordable service tailored to suit your needs.

BeautY salon coralline 86 high street West malling Kent me19 6ne tel: 01732 872200 Yon Ka French products used for facials and body treatments. oPI manicures and Pedicures. acrylic, fibreglass, gel lacquer. eye brow/lash tinting. eye lash extensions/perming.

Indian head massage.

Friendly staff in luxury surroundings. (see colour ad On page 41) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

Discovery accounting mobile: 07985 545165 discoveryaccounting@yahoo.com - Book Keeping - vat - Payroll short term staff cover also available. a professional service for your business needs. no set up fees.

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pete sloman Building Refurbishment Decorating and maintenance

artisan Developments ltd “the extension specialists”

tel: 01732 842258 mobile: 07748 102320

tel: 01622 729424 Fax: 01622 725207 artisandevs@aol.com www.artisandevelopments.com

all general building work including Painting and decorating, Joinery and tiling.

paul tann ltd tel: 01732 842863 mobile: 07956 313287 0 7834 810453 contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk

the clean and efficient house extension specialists with experience and references in your local area.

specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured. all work guaranteed. established over 20 years.

aapm construction mobile: 07884 436279 Fax: 01634 247682 contact: Paul info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. all types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates. as seen on Itv’s 60 minute makeover!

e Hyde carpentry & Building

R Blackman general maintenance

loft conversions Kitchens, Bathrooms general carpentry and building work Free estimates.

roofing, guttering, Pvc fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

artbuild ltd tel/Fax: 01622 817225 mobile: 07981 340893 jeff@artbuild.co.uk www.artbuild.co.uk Federation of master builders. extensions & renovations, hard landscaping, swift approved cladding & guttering, tiled and flat roofing, kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrics, flooring and decorating. an established family company. (see colour ad On page 38)

fHD property services 3 eden Way Kings hill me19 4gY tel: 01732 870220 mobile: 07767 355563 contact: ray may www.fhdpropertyservices.co.uk

a new netwORKing gROUp Has staRteD in tHe west malling aRea

references available Free estimates advice on affordable solutions.

BuIldIng servIces

mobile: 07961 038810 contact: edward www.ehcbs.co.uk

extensions - renovations Kitchens and bathrooms ceramic tiling - Painting Fitting of wooden & laminate floors repairs & home maintenance For complete service and guaranteed satisfaction. all work fully insured.

tel: 01892 838668 mobile: 07887 948430 contact: richard Blackman www.rb-gm.co.uk

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wHat can tHe lOcal ORacle DO fOR yOU? with over 400 advertisers each month covering a variety of businesses you need not look any further when trying to find a reliable business, tradesperson or service in the local area. the local Oracle is here to help.

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B BusIness netWorKIng west malling chamber of commerce email: mail@wmchamber.org.uk www.wmchamber.org.uk the chamber is currently looking at how businesses can help each other in West malling and would welcome your input.

Your voice in the community.

BusIness oPPortunItY income for mums tel: 01732 521494 contact: Jane marshall jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.income4mums.co.uk Work from home. child friendly.

Work the hours you choose. no targets or exams. on going commission.

Full training.

Utility warehouse Discount club authorised Distributor networking marketing Business tel: 01732 521494 contact: Jane marshall or simon on 01732 875892 jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk major British Plc is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided. call for more information.

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confection perfection

visit our shops at: tel: 01622 727259 Barming, maidstone 01732 832539 hildenborough, tonbridge

www.confectionperfection.co.uk

cakes made to order l cake decorating equipment & supplies l tin and stand hire l cake courses l friendly, knowledgeable staff l free parking (see colour ad On page 41) l

Kings Hill cars north lodge 584 malling road West malling Kent me19 4Pu tel: 01732 220540 Fax: 01732 875956 good quality cars, bought and sold. specialist vehicle sourcing. company vehicle sourcing. all makes available.

Please ring for help.

car BodY rePaIrs autospray solutions mobile: 07773 340049 contact: Ben mobile Body shop.

Body repairs, bumper scuffs and scratches. all vehicle cosmetic repairs are carried out on site at your work or home, resulting in signifcant savings of up to 50% when compared to traditional body shop methods. call now for your free quotation.

saaB the largest saab dealer in the uK tel: 020 7480 7540 www.saabcity.com see our full page advert for some fantastic offers on delivery mileage saabs.

Just like new but at used car prices. very limited selection!

Put something different on your drive!

car servIce & rePaIrs smart surgeon mobile car Body Repairs tel: 01732 872614 mobile: 07591 719229 smart_surgeon@yahoo.co.uk Bumper scuffs Key marks/dents scratches cracked plastics repairs on wings and bumpers. have your car repaired on your drive or at work.

the car Remarket 778 london road, larkfield, Kent tel: Freephone 0800 856 0430 all aspects of body repairs and paint work from minor scrapes to major accident repairs.

Fibreglass and plastic repairs. mot welding.

Insurance work. call or pop in. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

autocraft 778 london road larkfield Kent tel: 01732 840892 contact: John Podd main@autocraftlarkfield.co.uk Book on line and receive annual reminders via text or email at www.autocraftlarkfield.co.uk mot’s - servicing & repairs diagnostics air conditioning Body repairs and resprays

car valetIng wash ‘n’ go mobile: 07821 370486 contact: dean dean@washngo.biz www.washngo.biz Fully insured mobile car valeting service.

Will travel to a location that is convenient for you.

Phone for price list.

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chatfield carpentry tel: 01732 871449 mobile: 07985 273773 contact: steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/external doors supplied and fitted. skirting/architraves/solid wood & laminate floors Quality workmanship at competitive prices. over 17 years expereince city and guilds qualified.

castle cleaning tel: 01622 769990 mobile: 07920 840972 contact: dean Baker dean@castle-cleaning.co.uk www.castle-cleaning.co.uk specialist in carpet, upholstery & hard Floor cleaning (sealed Wood, stone, ceramic, terrazzo etc). Patio and driveway cleaning service. Powerful truck mounted system. carpets dry in 2 hours. spot and stain removal service. no harmful chemicals.

Fully Insured and IIcrc certified

Kings Hill cuisine

Deluxe carpet cleaning

Barham Boarding cattery malling road, teston me18 5Bh

carPentrY D maddox carpentry & Building work tel: 01622 747137 mobile: 07884 421650 contact: dave n. v. Q. certified carpenter. doors, windows, partition walls, flooring, kitchen and bathroom fits, tiling and any other general maintenance. clean, reliable, quality service.

Free estimates.

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carPet cleanIng abbi carpet cleaning tel: call Free 0800 0556082 Quality carpet cleaning service.

We also clean, rugs, fabric sofas, chairs and upholstery. latest machines, quick drying times.

Fully trained and police checked operator. Quick response service. christmas and new Year special. have 2 rooms cleaned and get 3rd cleaned free* call now for your free quote! *smallest room cleaned free. (see colour ad On page 36)

superb & imaginative catering.

Weddings - christenings - Parties corporate events - Business lunches - Funerals.

Please call for advice and further information.

catterY tel: 01732 887091 mobile: 07932 044050 deluxecarpetcleaninguk@googlemail.com www.deluxecarpetcleaning.co.uk Quick drying. stain and mark removal. dust mite treatment. stain protection.

Fully qualified and safe. (see colour ad On page 41)

carPet FItter

tO aDveRtise HeRe call 01732 844246 01732 521494 OR email

tel: 01732 872403 mobile: 07956 580641 contact: Kate

p J carpet fitters leybourne

tel: 01622 812653 contact: hazel Bull barhamcats@aol.com www.barhamcattery.com Feline advisory Bureau listed cattery spacious, heated, luxury pens. located in beautiful gardens to keep your cat entertained. daily fussing guaranteed.

cctv first 4 cctv

tel/Fax: 01732 872527 mobile: 07831 201929 contact: John carpetfitter1@yahoo.co.uk

tel: 01622 716076 mobile: 07545 384705 contact: terry stein info@first4cctv.com www.first4cctv.com

30 year’s experience. carpet & all accessories can be supplied.

Free measuring and estimates. no job too small.

specialists in cctv Installation and servicing for domestic or business. tailor-made packages to meet your needs.

carPet suPPlIers g m Bishop tel: 01732 820321 mobile: 07973 459022 contact: gerald Bishop offers a high quality fitted carpet and vinyl service.

Penthouse, Westex, rylux etc. over 28 years experience.

Free sampling and quotes at your convenience. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

chIldren’s daY care Holborough Day nursery Providence house 1 manley Boulevard snodland Kent tel: 01634 245173 Fax: 01732 833266 contact: michelle or lisa cazjon@aol.com www.stablesdaycare.co.uk Brand new purpose built flexible daycare providing children with stimulating opportunities to learn through play.

c chImneY sWeeP Jt chimney sweeps tel: 01634 244174 mobile: 07753 143874 call us for a clean sweep. certificates issued.

Fully insured.

chIroPodY & PodIatrY foot & leg pain clinic maidstone: 01622 693514 sevenoaks: 01732 741641 longfield: 01474 705237 Podiatry sports injuries gait & posture assessment. chiropody child foot health hPc reg practitioners specialising in foot and leg problems. home visits available in Kings hill.

chIroPractor chiropractic clinic 64 commercial road Paddock Wood tel: 01892 834422 www.pw-chiropractic.co.uk dr mandy lock B.sc (doctor of chiropractic) dr Kris Krumins B.sc (doctor of chiropractic) Bca/gcc X-ray on site.

chrIstmas marKet the Dickens christmas market at Rochester www.dickenschristmasmarket.com every day from 3rd to 19th december 10am to 7pm sunday - thursday 10am to 9pm Friday & saturdays Free admission german-style christmas chalets carol singers and festive bands (see colour ad On page 5)

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Kings Hill christian fellowship Kings hill community hall tel: 01732 841700 contact: reverend alain chandran enquiries@khcf.org.uk www.khcf.org.uk lively worship, prayer, bible teaching, sunday school and creche. see events page for times. (see colour ad On page 35) larkfield community church (aog) tel: 01732 846164 contact: mark hayton info@larkfieldcommunitychurch.co.uk www.larkfieldcommunitychurch.co.uk larkfield community church gather together 10.30am every sunday in lunsford school hall, swallow rd, larkfield. meetings are informal, mainly contemporary praise and worship (some hymns) prayer and bible teaching. all ages welcome. sunday school for 5-14 yrs (ish).

Family service 1st sunday in month. the church of england on Kings Hill 19 Worcester avenue Kings hill tel: 01732 522976 or 01732 870279 contact: Fr. Peter Barnett new weekly sunday service. all are welcome at holy communion /eucharist at 9.30am in the Youth hall next to the Khch, gibson drive. sunday school on 2nd & 4th sundays. also girl’s Brigade Parade service on 1st sunday each month in term time, 4.30pm in Khch, gibson drive. contact for further info. on services, baptism, wedding, funeral arrangements.

claIrvoYant wishes abbey arcade 98 high street West malling Kent tel: 01622 751277 mobile: 07593 506309 contact: carol culshaw (s.W.a member) tarot readings, reiki healing and chakra Balancing. Workshops, one to one or group bookings. genuine, sincere & discreet with over 30 years experience. crystals, tarot cards, angels, Fairies, new age gifts and cds. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

the classic cleaning company tel: 01732 220893 mobile: 07740 201929 jolinda1919@aol.com Builder cleans spring cleans regular cleans Professional friendly service Fully insured tailor made to your requirements

cleanIng - domestIc abbi cleaning Freephone: 0800 055 6082 mobile: 07938 524223 one off cleans.

Full end of tenancy service, including carpet and window cleaning. call now

crystal clean tel: 01732 850271 mobile: 07581 254828 contact: Bea or nicola We are a friendly and reliable high standard cleaning company.

We offer a range of services including cleaning, ironing and garden maintenance. competitive rates.

Fully insured and crB checked.

Handwerk clean tel: 01622 817981 contact: grant info@handwerkclean.com www.handwerkclean.com thorough - reliable - Professional.

We uphold excellent cleaning standards.

We give careful attention to detail.

We clean to your satisfaction. try us out and give us call. carpets & upholstery one off or regular domestic Window & conservatory cleaning

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Honours tel: 01732 364900 mobile: 07919 346113 contact: nick shea www.honourscleaning.com carpet cleaning upholstery cleaning curtain cleaning rug cleaning hard Floors carpet & Fabric Protector treatments (see colour ad On page 43)

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pocket techie

tel: 01732 848988 mobile : 07904 910400 info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk

tel: 02032 862322 support@pockettechie.co.uk

Kings Hill cleaning ltd 70 churchill square Kings hill West malling me19 4Yu

apc manpower

tel: 01732 844484 info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk Friendly, professional, family run business. high standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. materials supplied. regular, one-off & spring cleaning call for a free estimate.

complete home and small Business computer and network services. microsoft certified Professional.

From Pc advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) no fix - no fee!

tel: 01732 824511 mobile: 07867771078 service@pcmanpower.co.uk vIrus & adware specialist If you think you are infected give us a call.

-dead Pc/ not starting -slow or unresponsive -Wireless & internet setup -virus & spyware removal (see colour ad On page 45)

molly maid tel: 01732 780935 consIstent careFul cleanIng • cleaned to Your satisfaction 100% guaranteed • highly trained and vetted staff • spring cleans, moving in/out cleans • regular cleaning at a Frequency to suit You • carpet cleaning and oven cleaning • We use all our own supplies and equipment • no contract to tie you down • domestic and commercial cleaning We don't cut corners, We clean them

champ computer services West malling tel: 01732 843659 mobile: 07887 566948 info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk the local Pc experts for: -Pc health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -virus & spyware removal/protection -complete Pc installation & upgrades -no fix - no fee! (see colour ad On page 39)

time for you tel: 01277 263984 mobile: 07590 543848 contact: Kathrine kathrine.branton@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk local cleaners all personally vetted and reference checked.

Friendly, honest and reliable providing a thorough professional cleaning service. same dedicated cleaner each week. typical rate £9.50ph

J H flint consultancy West malling mobile: 07904 047558 contact: Julian Flint julesshed2@tiscali.co.uk - complete Pc installation service - upgrades, servicing & repairs, - Wired & Wireless networking - virus/spyware/trojan removal - data transfer & rescue - home tuition - Independent advice

mac & Pc Installations Pc to mac migrations upgrades and repairs Wired & WiFi network Installations data Backup, transfer & recovery home & small Business specialists evening & Weekend appointments Based in tonbridge

conservatorIes Howard caine conservatories tel/Fax: 01732 321050 mobile: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 howardcaine@Blueyonder.co.uk 20 years experience - overhauls - Windows - refurbishments - Porches - minor repairs - doors 10yr guarantee - Insurance backed Fully registered with Fensa customer references available. (see colour ad On page 31)

console rePaIrs cosmic collectables 98 high street, abbey arcade West malling me19 6ne tel: 01732 668994 contact: graeme Jones-sharp gr43m3js@hotmail.com www.cosmic-collectables.me.uk game console repairs.

X360, PsP, Ps3, Wii, ds laptop & Pc repair & upgrades Webpage design & logo design.

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vip sameday ltd tel: 08703 122887 info@vipsameday.co.uk local, national and International sameday couriers vehicles from a Bike to articulated accounts welcome direct door to door deliveries Free Proof of delivery no oBlIgatIon QuotatIon

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chameleon curtains & Blinds tel: 07909 777450 contact: libby King libbyking2003@yahoo.com handmade curtains & blinds city & guilds Qualified. all styles and designs available. a prompt & professional service. very competitive rates offered. references provided. call for a free quote.

lJ curtains tel: 01622 719079 ljcurtains@btinternet.com www.ljcurtains.co.uk made to measure curtains, all soft furnishings & accessories, valences, pelmets, swags & tails. all blinds venetian, roman, roller and vertical.

Free design & measuring service.

vine House interiors curtains & Blinds tel: 01732 882904 mobile: 07810 514916 contact: maggie maggie@vinehouseinteriors.co.uk www.vinehouseinteriors.co.uk Quality curtain makers & upholsterers. all types of blinds. stunning wallpapers.

Free measuring & advice service. experienced Fitter.

Prices to suit your budget. established over 30 years.

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D. a. associates West malling

tel: 01892 459818 contact: andrew Baxter

tel/fax: 01732 846773 mobile: 07931 961949 contact: Jim Whitson

Professional and reliable service at reasonable prices.

Interior and exterior work undertaken. call now for a free estimate.

B Regan Decorating services tel: 0208 778 0704 mobile: 07764 181468 contact: Barrie regan city and guilds qualified. establised decorator with 18 years experience.

Quality internal and external painting and decorating.

Free estimates.

Written references on request.

Interior/external decorating. swimming pool/fish ponds. timber decking and fencing. hedge/tree trimming. garden clearing etc.

g J services mobile: 07764 684495 contact: guy Williams gjservices@btinternet.com Painting decorating general maintenance Wall papering tiling Free estimates

cfB Decorators member of guild of master craftsmen

John green Decor ltd

tel: 01732 746084 mobile: 07786 691977 contact: chris

dulux approved decorator • Painting • decorating • Wall coverings • Paint effects • specialist spray Finishes • Interior design • Plastering • small carpentry Projects reliable male and female decorators

Quality interior & exterior decorating. also carpentry and tiling including built in cabinets and shelving.

Free estimates.

tel: 0800 783 1916 www.johngreendecor.co.uk

choice painting & Decorating

K frost Decorating & property maintenance

tel: 01732 875507 mobile: 07761 601896 contact: dean Woolterton

tel: 01732 521033 mobile: 07940 106193

city and guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating clean, reliable service. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

Interior & exterior all work carried out to a high standard reliable service Free estimates established 21 years

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dress agencY Dress2impress

tel: 01622 744411 Fax: 01622 744141 mail@apollotradewindows.co.uk www.apollotradewindows.co.uk

mobile: 07891 546875 contact: Jay dress2impress2009@hotmail.co.uk

“nobody does it better”

stunning party & evening dresses for hire. no stress - less expensive all styles - colours - sizes Based in leybourne. the wear once wardrobe.

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trade glaze units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works lower road, east Farleigh maidstone Kent me15 0hd tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories. top quality products with top quality service. (see colour ad On Back page)

douBle glaZIng rePaIrs sOs window works the Bounds, aylesford, Kent, me20 7lZ tel: 01622 206690 mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@tiscali.co.uk double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers. Fensa (see colour ad On page 46)

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Pass Plus - local friendly dsa driving Instructor - Pass Plus - competitive rates - First lesson free - new a/c Peugeot

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educatIon professional tuition tel: 01732 840040 contact: mrs a J Watson anne.watson@biovuems.co.uk

Individual tuition provided by highly experienced teacher. Professional input for 11+ examination, 100% pass rate to date, and extra targeted teaching of literacy, science or numeracy. Qualified in teaching children benefitting from extra support, also those identified as gifted and talented. member of general teaching council. Fully Police checked.

Quintain tutoring tel: 01732 845177 contact: Principal mrs K Frankling Bsc(hons), Pgce tutoring for ages 5-15, any subject, giving your child the confidence and understanding that they need, whilst making learning fun. sats, Key stages 1,2 and 3, 11 Plus, common entrance. our tutors are all qualified teachers and crB checked at the higher level.

electrIcIans andy payne electrical tel: 01732 848879 mobile: 07830 456928 andy@andypayneelectrical.com. andypayneelectrical.com Part P domestic electrician napit approved no 12146 city & guilds 2330 and 2382 Bs7671 17th edition.

From fitting a new light through to a complete re-wire. Free quotes.

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Domestic and Residential electrical services tel: 01622 870147 mobile: 07515 159821 email: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: home lighting, sockets & switches.

Full or Part rewire, security & garden lighting, Pat testing , Periodic inspections and inspections for letting Part P approval. naPIt approved no call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice. no hidden extras.

Jva electrical 2 the Barn, lomer Farm Wrotham road, meopham Kent da13 0an tel: 01474 814455 Fax: 01474 814794 jva@jvaelectrical.co.uk www.jvaelectrical.co.uk over 30 years experience.

From domestic to large industrial contracts. (see colour ad On page 44)

l t security & electrical services Braeburn Way, Kings hill, West malling tel: 01732 522788 mobile: 07971 552663 contact: lee terry leeterry4@googlemail.com experienced & qualified electrician & security engineer. alarms Installed/ serviced/maintained. all domestic and commercial work undertaken, no job too small. extra sockets/switches / lights fitted competitive prices,Fast and very reliable,Free estimates In assoc. with Kent lighting ltd.

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emBroIdered clothIng stitchy Days 2 east street, snodland, me6 5Ba tel: 01634 244080 www.stitchydays.co.uk suppliers of embroidered & printed corporate, workwear, leisurewear and promotional goods. hen/stag do tops hats, caps and bags. no minimum order.

events/PartY PlannIng absolute party planning tel: 01732 870280 mobile: 07753 838116

pamela.coleman@absolutepartyplanning.com

www.absolutepartyplanning.com

absolute Party Planning focuses on providing a personal and innovative events service for corporate and private events. With christmas around the corner it will soon be time to start thinking about booking your christmas celebrations. call for more information on great venues for small budget parties to large and exclusive events.

Diverze tel: 0845 5195057 mobile: 07941 473766 contact: Karen karen@diverze.co.uk www.diverze.co.uk events, catering, corporate events, Weddings Free venue sourcing. diverze can help with all aspects of event organising so next time you have an event to organise just call diverze. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

FascIas, soFFIt & gutterIng fascia plastics tel: 01732 590290 www.fasciaplastics.co.uk Fascias, soffits, Bargeboards, cladding and guttering. no salesmen. no subcontract labour.

Family run Business. (see colour ad On page 42)

FencIng a & m fencing tel: 01634 245409 mobile: 07973 864422 contact: al maintenance@simonmiller.co.uk Fencing. timber decks. gates made to fit. supplied and erected.

Free quotations.

Fully insured.

parkers fencing & gate automation tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 mobile: 07787 157618 contact: darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk all types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected. electric gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas.

Family run business. Free quotes. over 19 yrs experience.

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Oaks fruit & vegetables abbey arcade, high street West malling, Kent tel: 07595 939858 suppliers of top quality fruit and vegetables. specialist suppliers of Kent grown produce.

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Kings Hill Rotary club (provisional) tel: 01732 844246 khrc09@yahoo.com We meet upstairs at the spitfire,Kings hill every monday evening. 7 for 7.15pm to organise support and fund raise for local, national and international causes. everyone is welcome to join our new and exciting group.

Please call, email or just come along and join us. (see colour ad On page 33)

garage Door associates showroom and head office 18 holborough road, snodland tel: 01732 590085 www.garagedoorassociates.co.uk supply and install all makes and styles of garage door. repairs and spares automation dIY advice. awnings recommended by Kent trading standards

Heart of Kent Hospice fundraiser tel: 01622 790195 www.hokh.org santa Fun run (2km) tuesday 14 december 2010 Kings hill comunity centre gibson drive, me19 9lg start at 1pm £20 per adult & £5 per child (see colour ad On page 5)

Funeral servIces Doves funerals 788 london road larkfield Kent me20 6Be tel: 01732 871188 www.dovesfunerals.co.uk Professional Funeral directors 24 hour service Pre paid funeral plans monumental masonry Floral tributes & mourning stationery horse-drawn hearse & other specialist vehicles available.

garden desIgn purple arbour – garden Design

tel: 01732 355205 mobile: 07801 596726 contact: vanessa Foster-crouch vanessa@purplearbour.com www.purplearbour.com

complete design & landscaping service -designs and planting schemes -Ponds and water features -decking and Paving -tree surgery and clearance -trained horticulturalists Free consultations (see colour ad On page 45)

GARDEN FURNITURE woodstock garden furniture the hermitage, hermitage lane maidstone, me16 9nt tel: 01622 727900 www.woodstockworks.co.uk Fireworks now available. all weather furniture. hardwood furniture.

Benches, gazebos, arbours.

Pots, chimeneas, solar lighting plus much more. (see colour ad On page 47) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

g garden landscaPers a D landscapes ltd Ightham tel: 01732 763114 mobile: 07790 036871 contact: antony dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk hnd garden design and hnd landscape management. all aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

all seasons landscaping fencing & Decking West malling tel: 01732 844634 mobile: 07957 209073 contact: mark steward decking, fencing, turfing and patios.

Fencing repairs. complete landscaping services.

Friendly and reliable.

Free quotations. no vat charged.

J & p landscape & fencing contractors mobile: 07967 514688 contact: Paul gower all types of fencing, turfing, decking, tree work, ponds, hedges, patios, paths and drives. mini digger work also undertaken and grass cutting also available.

Fully insured. call for a free quote. log delivery also available.

RDc landscapes tel: 01634 247671 mobile: 07843 576294 contact: ricky cole www.rdclandscapes.co.uk garden design, construction, fencing and hedge cutting.

Professional, individual, reliable service.

Free consultation & estimates. references available.

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Jim’s garden services tel: 01634 247518 mobile: 07882 490601 contact: Jim smith jgservices@hotmail.co.uk regular mowing lawn treatments garden cleanups new lawns Full garden maintenance odd Jobs hedge trimming Pruning/lopping Fencing - new or repaired Pressure Washing - driveways Patios Paths decking Free Quotations Fully Insured

millennium lifestyle Horticultural Happenings tel: 01622 726700 contact: Jo ayling rhs general cert (hadlow) horthapps@millenniumlifestyle.co.uk ‘right plant right place’ planting advice. design, planning and implementation of soft landscaping schemes and low maintenance garden projects. Planting of pots and containers. seasonal or regular garden tidying and pruning to your chosen schedule. let us help you to make a difference to your garden.

adam’s gardens

mJm mowing services

wicks gas

tel: 01732 846796 mobile: 07957 461958 contact: adam mcKay adamurgardener@aol.com adams-gardens.co.uk

tel: 07541 280058 conact: Wayne

tel: 01732 883544 mobile: 07748 780811 contact: gerald Wicks wicksgas@btinternet.com

yew tree landscapes larkfield tel: 01732 848179 mobile: 07850 175077 contact: Kevin Kennett yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk sPecIalIst In Indian stone Paving. driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, turfing, decking, Fencing, hard and soft landscaping and maintenance. general building work.

Free estimates, fully insured. experienced & professional service.

25 years experience.

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all garden maintenance carried out. renovations. garden coaching & minding also.

Fully insured.

Friendly and reliable. studied horticulture at hadlow.

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Private and light commercial lawnmowing service and general garden maintenance. reliable and efficient service.

15 years of satisfied customers.

garden servIces gpm garden services ltd D J snow gardening services tel: 01732 841904 mobile: 07801 440994 contact: Peter roberts gpmpete@btinternet.com

tel: 01634 244313 mobile: 07970 435255 snowd258@aol.com

Full maintenance grass cutting and hedge cutting lawn treatment garden clearance

need help with your garden? mowing, weeding or just a tidy trees chopped or hedges trimmed Paths, patios & drives jet washed Full public liability.

Joe’s garden services tel: 01622 790669 contact: Joe all types of garden work undertaken. lawn mowing, hedge cutting, tree felling, patios, fencing. call for a free estimate.

Kings Hill garden services Based on Kings hill tel: 01732 845104 mobile: 0777 940 6694 contact: chris coombs a complete garden service from mowing to clearance hedge work and tree surgery Fencing - new or repaired nPtc qualified Fully Insured crB checked licensed Waste carrier call for a free quotation don’t forget to mention the local oracle

service, repair & installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation. gas saFe regIstered.

granIte WorKtoPs Henderstone West malling tel/fax: 01622 747040 mobile: 07809 827635 contact: ryan henderson www.henderstone.co.uk info@henderstone.co.uk Beautiful granite work tops.

Professionally installed at affordable prices. also natural wall and floor coverings. Free site survey. (see colour ad On page 43)

graPhIc desIgn stephen pettman Ba Hons mcsD Kings hill tel: 01732 841707 Fax: 01732 871807 mobile: 07710 467465 stephen.pettman@btinternet.com Bespoke, personal service, offering design, layout and artwork for print, advertising and display, business identity and logotypes.

Personal stationery and invitations tailored to your individual requirements. no job too small!

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h-i haIrdressIng & BeautY feathers formerly On the fringe 1 little market row leybourne West malling Kent tel: 01732 840439 onthefringe@btconnect.com open tuesday - saturday Beauty service also available.

Friendly and personal service.

Free ample parking.

Paul mitchell stockist.

haIr stYlIst - moBIle louise tel: 01732 875326 mobile: 07880 758055 Professional mobile family hairdresser cut - blowdry highlights - lowlights colours - Perms also specialising in bridal hairstyles and make-up.

Handy andy tel: 01732 848559 mobile: 07841 045058 contact: andy sage andys2506@aol.com call andy for a Professional Job including carpentry, Bricklaying, Interior & exterior decorating & Wallpapering, Plastering, tiling, Kitchens and general Property maintenance. no job too small.

Based in Kings hill. Free Quotes Fully Insured. over 20 years exp. inside Out Domestic property maintenance tel: 01732 840668 mobile: 07726525633 contact: Bob home & garden services including..

Interior and exterior Painting decorating and Wallpapering laminate Flooring / tiling Furniture assembly / shelving hedge trimming / Fence Painting Jet Washing / conservatory cleaning Fully Insured

need a Handyman? tel: 01732-762777 contact: david Plumbing - electrics Kitchen & Bathroom renovations Flat-Pack assembly loft ladders etc. decorating Fencing & gates Fitting Blinds & curtains general Work Professional home property maintenance. no call out charges.

Fully insured.

H handYman steve’s Home & garden services tel: 01732 846420 mobile: 07758 311576 doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing decking - Patios - gardening decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

Fully insured.

hYPnotheraPY 4 change advanced Hypnotherapy coaching & tft tel: 01732 521503 contact: Fiona sielski Waters www.4change.info oakshamlet We have moved to Kings hill. create the future you deserve with positive tools for change. a senior validated practitioner with the general hypnotherapy standards council.

Bluebird Hypnotherapy Barham court, teston me18 5BZ tel: 01622 618696 mandy shepherd. dip.hyp ctha www.bluebirdhypnotherapy.co.uk lose weight for life by changing your relationship with food.

Quit smoking. Increase self-esteem. lIve the lIFe You Want Free consultation.

matURe DistRiBUtORs wanteD in aDDingtOn, OffHam & west malling call anna On 01732 844246 don’t forget to mention the local oracle

H-i hYPnotheraPIst & nlP patricia whitson D.Hyp.(Dist) mBsch, mha, ghr. hypnotherapist, nlP & eFt Practitioner 26, ewell ave. West mallilng & King street therapy rooms. tel: 01732 846374 patwhitson@uwclub.net www.mindconnections.co.uk specialising in all emotional and stress related issues including weight control, anxiety, phobias, health problems, addictions plus stop smoking, confidence, relationships, interview skills, exams, sports and hypnotherapy for children. west malling Hypnotherapy practice 124, high street, (next to the surgery)

Practitioner: stuart richards ghr reg. sQhP. nrh. cP.InlPta. tel: 01732 842 942 www.hypnotherapyinkent.com - get as good as you can be Weight, sleep, confidence Issues.

Presentation, Interview, exam nerves Phobias, Panic, anxiety, IBs and ocd. stress, Fear & emotional release therapy. change negative beliefs into positive vibes and a lot more besides. see our website for more… (see colour ad On page 47)

IronIng servIces iron maids Flexible and Fabulous tel: 01622 870111 www.iron-maids.co.uk Full Ironing and laundry service Free Pick up and delivery 2 day service affordable dry cleaning guaranteed and Insured smoke and Pet Free environment shirts £1.25 Bedding from £1.60 laundry £3.70 per Kilo trY us, You'll love us!

tel: 01732 846597 mobile: 07711 690226 contact: debbie Friendly, professional service in a non smoking environment.

Free collection and delivery. call now for a no obligation quote on domestic cleaning.

KeY cuttIng Kings Hill shoe Repairs unit 3b, liberty square, Kings hill near asda tel: 01732 841151 house keys most car keys Bike keys Padlock keys Window keys safe keys (see colour ad On page 44) KItchen desIgn & InstallatIon

tina's ironing tel: 01732 872619 mobile: 07891 695908 Free collection and delivery service.

95p per shirt and £2.50 per kilo.

Flexible working to suit your needs. discount for your first use when quoting the local oracle.

IronIng servIces aristocrat ironing & Domestic cleaning services

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Beautiful Kitchens, Bedrooms and Bathrooms tel: 01732 550020 mobile: 07889 028889 contact: nigel Kitchen looking tired? shower worse for wear?

Invest in a quality kitchen or bathroom. let Beautiful Kitchens, Bedrooms and Bathrooms help you make the most of your home you’re in. (see colour ad On page 33) Burnhill Kitchens ltd tel: 01732 373515 contact: lynsey Free design & Quotation service on all Kitchens.

Full Project management service inc building works.

For a free introductory Pack on some of our ranges, appliances (main distributor for all brands) and services offered including customer testimonials, please call lynsey. (see colour ad On page 37)

KItchen sPlashBacKs extra Hands ironing & shirt laundry the colonnade 10 West street West malling me19 6QX tel: 01732 872159 mobile: 07956 864860 new drop shop now open. clear pricing.

Fully insured. collection and delivery service.

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splashbacks UK tel: 01622 725304 a new concept in kitchen and bathroom design. toughened and heat resistant glass.

Fully fitted in anY colour. the modern alternative to tiling.

Please call for more information. (see colour ad On page 46)

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We can help you reach new customers for your business.

We can distribute from 1,000 up to 36,000 leaflets each month in the area of your choice. call to book your space. (see colour ad On page 46)

locKsmIth lock Rite tel: 01622 611872 mobile: 07858 187706 contact: chris no call out charge. locksmith & double glazing repairs. hinges, handles, locks replaced/upgraded, uPvc specialist, 24hr emergency door opening.

Fast Friendly service. macs security Freephone: 08000 430 794 mobile: 07740 165 603 enquiries@macs-security.co.uk www.macs-security.co.uk 24 hour emergency locksmith. domestic & commercial and auto security. no call out fee. mobile car keys & remote programming.

Free estimates and insurance work. competive rates. oaP discounts. (see colour ad On page 44)

loFt ladders & hatches loft ladders tel: 01732 840744 mobile: 07751 256725 contact: michael loft ladders supplied and fitted with a hinged hatch. also loft flooring. Qualified city and guilds carpenter.

Fully insured for your peace of mind. all work guaranteed.

WIll match anY estImate.

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For all your oddjob requirements that you don’t have time for.

Oven angels tel: 01892 514552 mobile: 07901 857608 ovenangels@onetel.com www.ovenangels.co.uk Female oven cleaning team using environmentally approved bio degradable, eco friendly products. now in their 11th year.

Prices from £40. Fully insured. as written in the evening standard & daily telegraph.

Ovenclean tel: 0800 840 7127 mobile: 07875 622785 www.ovenclean.com the original oven cleaning specialists.

Friendly professional service. completely safe, eco-friendly cleaning system. no fumes, no mess, no bother. removes grease, fat and burnt on carbon deposits. (see colour ad On page 44)

osteoPathY John stewart & associates suite 4 10 churchill square Kings hill me19 4du tel: 01732 523441 over 10 years experience in treating long term aches & pains to acute sprains & strains. each treatment tailored for the individual, from the newborn to the elderly. early morning, evening & saturday appointments available. the majority of major insurance companies accepted.

Free & convenient parking, with treatment room on ground floor. simply Osteopathy 23/27 swan street, West malling, me19 6Ju tel: 01732 873114 Principle: Beverley Polson www.simplyosteopathy.co.uk a professional, caring & friendly team of 5 gosc registered osteopaths, established for 15 years, with over 30 years experience in relieving pain between us.

Providing safe, gentle & effective treatment for adults, babies & children. daytime, evening & weekend appointments always available to suit your needs. recognised by all major health care

insurers.

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Oven Hero tel: 01622 753300 info@ovenhero.com www.ovenhero.com local independent company.

We clean ovens, grills, hobs, agas, ranges, extractors and microwaves. amazing results.

We use non-toxic products.

Prices from £35. let us do the hard work for you!

Oven wizards tel: 0800 849 7419 mobile: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £39. established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000's of local clients. take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

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tel: 01732 521865 mobile: 07779 150867 contact: clint info@clintimages.com

tel: 01732 369850 mobile: 07852 315007 contact: clive doughty enquiries@dps-plastering.co.uk

have your family images captured in natural surroundings.

Prints, photobooks, canvas and acrylic products. (see colour ad On page 38)

For all your plastering needs.

- re-skims - new ceilings - repair work etc.

We provide a prompt, reliable, local service and are fully insured.

ParKIng Kenden parking West malling railway station www.kendenparking.co.uk save £35 per month on parking. direct access onto the West malling Bypass. season ticket prices. daily and weekend tickets available. (see colour ad On page 39)

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stanford photographic tel: 01732 841759 mobile: 07956 240604 contact: maurice stanford maurice@stanfordphotographic.co.uk www.stanfordphotographic.co.uk Family run business specialising in Weddings, Portraits and events.

We take great pleasure ensuring that you have beautiful photographs taken to your specification.

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Dl plumbing addington tel: 01732 844746 mobile: 07792 670141 all plumbing work undertaken.

From a dripping tap to a new bathroom.

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Hylton plumbing services West malling tel: 01732 843086 mobile: 07970 528822 contact: hylton visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. no call out fee. maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks.

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James plumbing & Heating tel: 01732 842143 mobile: 07739 183427 charlie.james@gmail.com www.jamesplumbingandheating.co.uk offers a professional, reliable and friendly service. Whether it’s a tap washer, brand new bathroom suite or a complete heating system, you can rely on us to offer you a great Plumbing experience.

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Boiler servicing installations oil Boiler servicing & installations Full bathroom & shower installations. drains & blockages cleared.

Pumps & valves. radiators & pipes emersion heaters, leaking taps & burst pipes.

Free estimates & honest advice. specialists in bathroom fitting.

scarbutts colour printers Windsor Works, london road West malling, Kent me19 5an tel: 01732 870066 Fax: 01732 844879 print@scarbutts.com www.scarbutts.com design work, Brochures, magazines stationery, leaflets, digital Printing. (see colour ad On page 36)

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Friendly & reliable family run business c.I.P.h.e. registered Free estimates and advice dripping taps to Bathrooms Wall and floor tiling shower specialists (aqualisa/mira etc.) all hot Water systems incl. unvented.

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Full studio facilities including artwork and drum scanning, other services include large format printing, display mounting & flat bed wet proofing.

wDe Bathrooms & Kitchens tel/Fax: 01732 872333. mobile: 07802 202666 contact: Warren edwards warren@leybournelakes.fsnet.co.uk www.WdeBathrooms.co.uk Beautiful Bathrooms created by team of professional tradesmen. all city and guilds trained. supply and fit or fit only service. all tiling - inc. natural stone plus normal plumbing services. Work guaranteed and fully insured.

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Family owned. established 20 years.

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Jm Removals Freephone: 0800 611 8990 tel: 01622 205738 contact: John mcKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk local & national Full house & single items dismantle & reassemble service hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. shipping.

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shutters shutter frontier tel: 01580 879761 mobile: 07708 229295 jane@shutterfrontier.co.uk www.shutterfrontier.co.uk a stunning range of interior louvre shutters.

Full design and fitting service. local company. established 2000. competitive prices.

sKIP hIre Haffenden skip Hire east malling tel: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 mobile: 07850 049246 2yd to 12yd skips available. local reliable service. call for competitive rates.

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collin’s windows

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local and reliable. man with flat-bed truck available for scrap metal collection and clearance work.

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Interviews with top soul artists including: smokey robinson, mica Paris, cameo, Brand new heavies, Incognito and many more. check out the website to see our online magazine. (see colour ad On page 46)

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a la carte spice 14 high street, snodland, Kent me6 5dF tel: 01634 241818/243232 sub continent Indian take away. award winning take away est. 1999.

Free home delivery set meals (see colour ad On page 36)

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Kitchens, conservatories. surface preparation. underfloor heating systems. natural stone, ceramics, porcelain, mosaics.

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deep tissue & sports massage. suitable for everyone. aid injury repair, improves flexibility can enhance your training programme and promote a feeling of well being.

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toYs and games BRicBlOK tel: 0845 130 3995 info@bricblok.co.uk www.brickblok.co.uk 100% compatible with your lego as the most popular toy, lego Building Blocks will be in high demand this Xmas - so why not check out our extensive range of compatible sets and mini-figures including our very popular military theme. Based in West malling, we supply directly from stock through our web site and assure both value and quality. (see colour ad On page 39)

travel agent travel counsellors tel: 0845 058 7312 mobile: 07961 843580 contact: claire summers claire.summers@travelcounsellors.com travelcounsellors.co.uk/claire.summers aylesford independent travel agent who prides herself on finding the right holiday for you at no extra cost. available evenings, weekends and daytime. all bookings financially protected by unique trust. (see colour ad On page 47)

t-v tree surgeon acacia tree and garden care tel: 01732 845104 mobile: 07812 344740 (24 hrs) contact: chris coombs acacia.trees@btinternet.com nPtc Qualified tree surgeons Fully insured Free written quotations all tree work undertaken-big or small gardening, mowing, fencing, hedges and garden clear ups local resident - on call 24 hours

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v-w veterInarY surgeons Kingshill vet 3 Queen street liberty square Kings hill West malling me19 4da tel: 01732 522333 www.kingshillvet.co.uk Quality care. Professional service. affordable prices.

Free geriatric checks for cats & dogs (over 8 years old) conditions apply. opening times – mon-Fri 9am-6.30pm, sat 9am-1pm 24hr emergency service available.

volunteers leybourne grange Riding centre for the Disabled tel: 01732 872844

voluntary help required for weekdays, including helping with the horses and disabled riders.

inspired in life mobile: 07825 984500 contact: Jeni www.inspiredinlife.co.uk Yoga, meditation, wellbeing retreats, hypnosis, relaxation reiki.

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WIg consultant Kent wigs tel: 01622 762350 mobile: 07706 486417 contact: diane kentwigs@hotmail.co.uk a discrete mobile Wig service for all who prefer a professional consultation in the comfort and privacy of their own home. I can supply a full range of styles & can cut & customise to clients requirements.

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WIndoW cleaners abbi window cleaning tel: 0800 055 6082 We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole system ensures privacy. reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above concervatories no problem. large house specialist. one off cleans. call now for your free estimate.

all clean windows tel/Fax: 01622 745179 contact: Jean tandy gean.tandy@virgin.net Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

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UsefUl lOcal pHOne nUmBeRs alZHeimeR's sOciety West Kent Branch - main centre 01732 370330 helpline 01892 722511 age cOnceRn rotary house, norman road, West malling 01732 873977 cOUncil tonbridge & malling Bc, gibson Building, gibson drive, Kings hill 01732 844522 Dentist Kings hill dental, suite 14, unit 10, church hill square Business centre, Kings hill 01732 523500 DOctORs Kings hill 37 Queen street 01732 870212 West malling 116 high street, West malling 01732 870212 avicenna medical centre, oxley shaw lane, leybourne, maidstone Kent, me195Pu 01732 870212 HOspital maidstone hospital, hermitage lane, maidstone 0845 1551000 multiple sclerosis society - se Kent Branch 08453 970543 liBRaRy 22-24 high street, West malling 01732 842504 martin square, larkfield 01732 842339 library service (mobile) call for fortnightly stops.

01622 605227 King & Queen, east malling (Wed. Fortnightly) 10.30 - 10.50am manningham house, east malling (Wed. Fortnightly) 11.00 - 11.15am mosquito road, West malling (every Wed) 16.15 - 16.30pm Pippin Way, Kings hill (every Wed) 16.35 - 17.10pm Waterside court - leybourne (every thursday) 9.25 - 9.45am Kings hill community centre (every thursday) 9.55 - 10.15am Kings hill discovery school (every thursday) 10.20-11am lOcal Halls addington village hall 01732 843180 east malling village hall 01732 844546 east malling Institute, mill street contact: roger roud 01732 840828 Kings hill community centre (KHcc) contact: hilary Wren khch@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919 leybourne village hall 01732 873722 mereworth village hall contact: mandy smith 01732 845852 offham village hall contact: Phyllis Jones 01732 843946 ryarsh church hall 01732 842651 ryarsh village hall contact: Booking secretary derrick groom 01732 742557 West malling village hall (wmvH) contact: ann turner 01732 844824 malling DistRict liOns clUB - richard Broomfield mallinglionsclub@moonfruit.com 0845 8335735 pHaRmacies Kings hill Pharmacy, 6 liberty square 01732 845612 Boots, 85-87 high street, West malling 01732 843389 Paydens ltd, 12 martin square, larkfield 01732 843203 pOlice malling neighbourhood Policing team malling.neighbourhood@kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 529910 tonbridge neighbourhood Policing team tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232 maidstone Police control centre 01622 690690 Rspca rsPca leybourne animal centre, 199 castle Way, leybourne, Kent me19 5hW 0300 1234999 samaRitans - 48 grecian street, maidstone, me14 2ts 01622 674444 scHOOls Brookfield Infants school, swallow road, larkfield 01732 840955 Brookfield Junior school, swallow road, larkfield 01732 843667 the discovery school, discovery drive, Kings hill 01732 847000 leybourne st Peter & Paul Primary school, rectory lane north, leybourne 01732 842008 Kings hill Pre school, 70 gibson drive, Kings hill 01732 840180 Kings hill school, crispin Way, Kings hill, West malling 01732 842739 mereworth county Primary school, 39 the street, mereworth 01622 812569 mereworth Pre-school, mereworth village hall, Butchers lane, mereworth 01732 870456 more Park rc Primary school, lucks hill, West malling 01732 843047 offham Primary school, church road, offham 01732 842355 ryarsh Primary school, Birling road, ryarsh 01732 870600 st James the great Primary school, chapman Way, east malling 01732 841912 the malling school, Beech road, east malling 01732 840995 trottiscliffe c of e Primary school, school lane, trottiscliffe 01732 822803 West malling c of e Primary school, norman road, West malling 01732 842061 tRains national rail enquiries 08457 48 49 50 don’t forget to mention the local oracle

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8am holy communion at st mary’s church, West malling 9.30pm Kings hill church of england holy communion/eucharist at Khch, gibson drive. sunday school: 2nd and 4th sunday of the month. sundays 10.30am Kings hill christian Fellowship at Khch sundays 10.30am larkfield community church in lunsford school hall, swallow rd, larkfield. sundays 10.45am holy communion and sunday school at st mary’s church, West malling 1st sunday 4.30pm girls Brigade service at Khch (term time only) 4th sunday West malling Farmers' market, high street - 01732 876077 2nd mondays 7.45pm m/stone referees meet @ cobdown sports & social club. chris 01622 718545 mondays 10-11am over 60’s seated exercise class to music st georges court, Wrotham £3 eXtend trained teacher call Jean 077 40 44 90 43 for more information mondays 12.00 - 14.30 Parents Babies and toddlers West malling Baptist church swan street mondays 12.40 Beginners & easy line dancing class for over 50’s larkfield vh tel 01732 870715 mondays 7 for 7.15pm start. Kings hill rotary club meet at spitfire Pub, Kings hill. all welcome.

1st tuesday 9am-12 noon. coffee morning at West malling Baptist church swan street. tuesdays 10am holy communion at Barn chapel, Pilsdon, Water lane, West malling tuesday 10-11am new York city Ballet Workout, ryarsh village hall. 01732 842257 tuesdays 2.30-3.30pm over 60’s seated exercise class to music Waterside court leybourne (see above) tuesdays 6-7.30pm aylesford Knitting group. call sue on 01622 792710 for details Free tuesdays 6.30 for 7pm malling rotary club at duke of Wellington Pub. tuesdays 6.30-8.30pm Kh Youth club (ages 11-17years) – more info from sophie 01622 812764 tuesday (sept-June) 7.30-10pm maidstone camera club at madginford hall, egremont road, Bearsted. me15 8lh Wednesdays 12 noon holy communion at Barn chapel, Pilsdon, Water lane, West malling Wednesdays 7.30pm circuit training & Indoor football at aylesford sports college. call Paul 01732 841358 thursdays thurs 10.15am Jo Jingles at Khch for over 2’s call Jo 01634 310676 thursdays thurs 11.15am Jo Jingles at Khch for under 2’s call Jo 01634 310676 thursdays 11.30am-1.30pm age concern West Peckham Poppin club at WPvh. light lunch. 01732 873977 thursdays 12.30-2.30pm mother, Baby & toddlers at leybourne vh. details 01732 845002 thursdays 7.30-8.30pm circuits & Fitness class at ryarsh vh for all ages & abilities. nick on 07885 568263 thursdays 7.45pm co-dependants anonymous (coda) at the Khch Info. from ruth at 07921713281 thursdays 7.15pm Yoga dance Fusion, malling school, east malling, rose-marie 01622 715576 thursdays 8.15pm Beginners Pilates, malling school, east malling, rose-marie 01622 715576 Fridays 7.30pm drama group, chip Productions, Wmvh, new members welcome. rob 0790 357 9237 Fridays 8-10pm the heath Players at east malling Institute, mill street. contact ann on 01732 847265.

3rd saturday Yalding Farmers' market, old village high street - 01622 814208 mon/Wed/Fridays 11am Bootcamp in Pippins Way, Kings hill. call matt lyons 07875 978265 tues/thursdays martial arts classes, addington village hall. tues/thursdays 7am and 9.30am 11am Bootcamp in Pippins Way, Kings hill. call matt lyons 07875 978265 sun 7 november the discovery school Fireworks display - admission by ticket only - 07968 578181 sat 13 november 1-4pm the Friends of the rsPca leybourne, christmas Fayre at larkfield vh, new hythe lane, sat 13 november 7pm malling district lions club Quiz night Khch £5pp incl. Ploughman's. colin 01732 840345 Wed 17 november 8pm the malling society agm at the clout Institute followed by wine and nibbles. sat 20 november 11am-3pm christmas craft Bazaar at the church of st John the Baptist, Wateringbury. sat 20 november 2pm-4pm Kids & Kaboodle quality children’s nearly new sale in Khch sat 20 november 2-4.30pm maidstone mencap christmas Bazaar at cobtree hall mote Park, adm. 30p Wed 24 november 7.45pm Kings hill WI at Khch a Puppet tale - angela collins. linda simmonds 01732 522437 Friday 26 november 8.30pm out of Bounds comedy @ the Wheatsheaf, london rd, Wm. entry is £10 sat 27 november 10.30-2.pm christmas Fair at Blackthorn garden, st andrew's rd, maidstone, Kent sat 27 november Free christmas craft Fair at eastgate house, hight street, rochester 01634 338110 sun 28 november West malling Farmer’s market, christmas lights and shopping.

Friday 3 december 8pm “Innominata” for christmas concert at the church of st John the Baptist, Wateringbury. £6 3-5 december christmas tree Festival at st mary’s church, long mill lane, Platt 3-9 december the dickens christmas market at rochester castle. (see advert for full details) sat 4 december 11.30am- 1.30pm christmas Fayre at Brookfield Infant school, swallow road, larkfield, Kent, sat 4 december 7.30pm maidstone mencap's Xmas concert, cobtree hall mote Pk. tks £5, members & child £3 sun 5th december 11.30am - 2.30pm the discovery school christmas Fair sun 19 december 5pm carol service in mereworth church

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Kings Hill Christian Fellowship is a group of Christians of all ages who worship Jesus on Kings Hill each Sunday from 10.30am – 11.45am at the Community Hall.

We warmly welcome you to join us for: G Lively worship G Sunday school for various ages G Refreshments after the service Or simply to make contact in a time of need.

Visit: www.khcf.org.uk or call: 01732 841700 or email: enquiries@khcf.org.uk Our house groups, prayer groups, ladies’ groups, bible study and social events take place at other times.

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