KINGS HILL/WEST MALLING LOCAL ORACLE MAY 2016

Oracle the local

Month 148: May 2016

Distribution 16,000 homes & businesses

YOUR MONTHLY GUIDE TO LOCAL SERVICES IN AND AROUND

Photo from John Chilton, West Malling

KINGS HILL & WEST MALLING ADDINGTON, BIRLING, EAST MALLING, HALLING, HOLBOROUGH, LARKFIELD, LEYBOURNE, MEREWORTH, OFFHAM, RYARSH, SNODLAND, TROTTISCLIFFE & WATERINGBURY

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Dear Readers

We have again increased our distribution number this month so you may be receiving this for the first month. Welcome! the local Oracle started 12 years ago as a small business publication to people moving from outside the area to Kings Hill, West Malling. Over the years we have increased our distribution from 2,500 to 54,000 each month across 4 different areas.

Unlike most other publications, we have increased our numbers of advertisers by word of mouth, the publication itself and networking. We have many advertisers who have been with us from the start as they receive most if not all of their business from the local Oracle. If you know of any local business that needs a boost in any of our areas, please do email or give us a call.

Each edition can be found on our website along with more details of advertisers by category and we have a calendar with events across all areas. www.thelocaloracle.co.uk Anna & Jane Suite 23, 10 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU TEL

01732 525805 (Jane) Accounts/Sales 01732 525806 (Anna) Artwork/Sales

info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

CUT OFF DATES FOR ADVERTISING IN THE JUNE EDITIONS ARE:

Sevenoaks Kings Hill/West Malling Allington/Barming/Ditton Paddock Wood/Tonbridge

18th May 20th May 25th May 25th May

www.facebook.com/thelocaloracle twitter.com/thelocaloracle

TO SEE THE ONLINE VERSION OF THE LOCAL ORACLE, ADVERTISERS AND LOCAL EVENTS GO TO......

www.thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

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What can we do for you?

We now have 4 editions with a distribution totalling 54,000 homes and businesses.

Every 1/4, 1/2 and full page colour advert comes with: A-Z standard advert and a page on our website.

We can print and supply leaflets for you.

We can distribute 1,000 to 54,000 leaflets for you. You just tell us which areas you would like to target.

Sevenoaks Edition 12,000

Each monthly edition can be found on our website where you can flick through the pages online.

You can have a page on our website for just ÂŁ54 which includes 4 photos, a video, text and links to your website and social media.

This is our business and you will only speak to us!

* Approximate areas of distribution

Contact: Anna on 01732 525806 anna@thelocaloracle.co.uk Jane on 01732 525805 jane@thelocaloracle.co.uk

Anna & Jane

Sales and artwork Sales and accounts

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Howard Caine The Conservatory People Conservatories - Windows - Doors

Conservatory too Hot in the Summer? or too Cold in the Winter?

Here at Howard Caine Conservatories, we are able to offer an all year round solution.

Why not replace your existing roof glass or polycarbonate with the latest climate control heat-guard materials.

Go green and make your existing windows more energy efficient with less heat loss and lower heating bills.

We also specialize in the following *New Conservatories *Refurbishment *Window/Doors *Overhauls *Soffits/Facia *Misted / broken units *Guttering *Handles/Hinges *Fensa Registered *Fully insured

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V ISIT OUR NEW WEBSIT E!

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01622 296022 Maidstone’s Shutters and Blinds Specialists

Genuine real wood shutters at a lower price than MDF. With over 15 years experience in supplying and fitting quality products it’s easy to see why over 80% of our business is generated via customer recommendations.

Call today for your free no obligation quotation. www.idealshuttersandblinds.co.uk Facebook: Ace Blinds and Shutters Kent Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

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Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Part of Rolin Cleaning Services Ltd Professional Carpet Cleaning

Looking for a professional, local, family run carpet cleaning company?

Then give Chrissy or John a call.

Many companies don’t guarantee their work, we do - 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed

Also Upholstery Cleaning, Stain Removal, Stainguard Protection & Leather Suite Cleaning Safe cleaning process, carpet recolour from bleach marks - All work fully insured Special Offer

Have your carpets cleaned and we will give you a bottle of spot and stain remover FREE. So for a friendly, professional service please call us now

Telephone: 01732 872 199 M: 07801 561696 - Chrissy or John 07860 100295 info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk

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Have your own webpage on our website along side other local trusted businesses for just £45 + vat a year!

You know it makes sense.... just go to the website or give us a call on 01732 525806 (Anna) or 01732 525805 (Jane)

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Open 24 hours Kings Hill to West Malling from £5 Friendly, professional local service No extra charge after midnight Competitive prices

01732 871 234 01622 791 400

BOOKED YOUR EASTER OR SUMMER HOLIDAY? LET US TAKE YOU TO THE AIRPORT

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PLUMBING - Taps, leaks, cylinders and tanks.

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HEATING - Leaking or blocked radiators and boiler breakdowns.

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All plumbing undertaken.

GAS - New boilers installed, boilers repaired and serviced.

DRAINAGE - Drain clearing, jetting and repairs.

Covering all Kings Hill/West Malling and surrounding areas.

TNP tony nelson plumbing

24 HOURS 1 HOUR RESPONSE

Plumbing and Heating Specialist 01732 220443

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Contact: Jane Marshall Tel: 01732 521494 jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.save-moneywithme.co.uk Contact: Jane Marshall Tel: 01732 521494 jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk

NPTC REGISTERED with £20 off ert this adv

Please contact:

07710 234261

Email: info@a1treecare.co.uk www.a1treecare.co.uk Church View, Hayes Lane Teston Road, Offham ME19 5PE

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“THE AERIAL MAN” Family business - established 30 years

DIGITAL TV AERIAL SERVICES YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO AERIAL SPECIALIST SPECIAL RATES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS

NO CALL OUT CHARGE, XTRA POINTS

FULLY INSURED

Enjoy your free digital channels

All aspects of Plumbing and Drainage Boiler Installations & Repairs Gas and Heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

Call 01732 590827 or 07515 884653

www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk

Tel: 01732 883542 or: 01622 871614 Kings Hill

Lighting

AMELIA’S CLOSET Switches

Outside Fittings

Repairs Sockets

Office - 01634 624555 Mobile - 07885 605424 asdelectricalservices@gmail.com Your Local Family Run Business

www.asdelectricalservices.co.uk

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BASICALLY BATHROOMS

Benjamin Terry Plumbing and Heating 01622 725558 07968 424228 ben@bpterry.co.uk Experienced Qualified Plumbing and Heating Engineer offers

Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free survey and estimates.

Public Liability Insured

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• Free Quotations for all your Heating and plumbing requirements • No job too small • All calls handled promptly and efficiently.

• Free MagnaClean flush with all replacement Boilers Heating Boiler Servicing Landlord Gas Safety Certificates LPG Air Source Pumps Oil and Natural Gas General Plumbing Bathrooms

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BEST PARTIES STORE

for all your PARTY needs!

Huge Party Range in store.

Helium Balloons Gifts Pinata’s Party Banners Badges Tableware Candles Greeting Cards Find us at: West Malling Post Office

30 Swan Street West Malling Kent ME19 6JZ

....from Birthdays to Baby Showers Christenings to Character Themed parties to Weddings and much more.

wmbestparties@gmail.com 01732 843204

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Kings Hill Golf Club Thursday 6.30am

We are specifically looking for the following to give business to.....

GARAGE SIGN WRITER TRAVEL AGENT ESTATE/LETTING AGENT DOUBLE GLAZING CO. SOLICITOR CLEANER GARDENER CARPET/FLOORING CO. FLORIST

Call Anna on 01732 525806 to find out more

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Weed, moss & grime removal to prevent slippery surfaces.

Established 11 years - serving Kent & Sussex FREE On site cleaning demo with no obligation

Please call Mark Killick 01732 357660 | 07899 894 838 mik1969@hotmail.co.uk www.driverestoration.co.uk

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Professional - Reliable - Courteous - Insured All work completed to BS7671

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Marshalls Landscape Contractors Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Full landscaping service.

Fully insured.

City & Guilds All work undertaken currently comes with a 3 year guarantee.

Contact: Tom Mobile: 07768 911241 or 01732 807997 Unit 1, Hernewell Farm, London Road West Malling, ME19 5DD

MHS SERVICES WEED SPRAYING FOR GRASS, PATHS DRIVEWAYS ETC

FENCING & GATES HEDGE CUTTING MOWING TREEWORK TURFING

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We are a family run building company that has been established for 25 years.

We cover all trades and specialise in refurbishments, painting and decorating, bathrooms, kitchens, general maintenance and insurance work.

Free Quotations Please contact Matthew on 07928 889 758 Email mjcontractors@mail.com Follow us on Twitter @mjcontractors1

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Mr Mower

Garden Equipment Service and Repair

Contact Rob on 0759 671 9295 All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service covering all areas of kent and Surrey.

Fully qualified Horticultural Engineer with over 30 years experience.

www.mrmower.co.uk

With a massive range of carpets, vinyls, laminates, luxury vinyl tiles, woods and artificial grass our new showroom is now open.

Call in today or visit our website to arrange for us to visit you with samples to suit your needs.

With carpets starting from only £5.95 per square meter we are sure to have the flooring for any budget. All carpets priced over £10 per square meter including fitting.

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WINDOW WORKS

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

Broken Hinges 3 Misted Units Broken Glass Doors Re-adjusted Damaged Handles Child Restrictors Fire Escape Hinges Patio Door Rollers Letter Boxes Cat & Dog Flaps Multi-Point Door Locks Velux Windows Lock Outs/Emergency Entry

Family Run Business. Est. 1989

NO CALL OUT CHARGE

Tel: 01622 206690 On Site Mob: 07779 006696 787 London Road, Larkfield, ME20 6DE 01732 521355 www.rowlingcarpets.uk

The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7LZ email: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

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PAULINTERIORS ANTHONY CARPENTER & JOINER

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LEAFLET DISTRIBUTION 1,000 - 54,000 TARGET SPECIFIC AREAS TO SUIT YOU Give us a call or drop us an email.

01732 525805/6 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

Carpentry Laminate wood flooring, Kitchens Made to measure wardrobes, cupboards, units & shelving.

No job too big or too small.

25 years experience.

Call Paul on 07719 117250 info@paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk

Sweet Sweeps Stove, Fireplace and Chimney Specialists

Our services cover supply, installation, maintenance, chimney sweeping service, rebuilds and restorations for all stoves, log burners, fireplaces, chimneys, hearths – and more!

We're available every day on: 07936 420364 - 07854 971234 lewissweet99@hotmail.co.uk www.sweetsweeps.co.uk 26

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Start-up Advice Fixed Fees agreed in advance Flexible Payments Companies / Partnerships Self Employed / CIS Landlords / Corp. Tax Income Tax / PAYE / VAT Flexible Meetings Call Gary or Tina Richards for a friendly, free initial discussion without obligation on 0845 521 2241 Offices in L arkfield & P addock Wood

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INDEX the local NEWS

Craft Fair

COLOUR ADVERTS

Decorators

Accountants Aerials Alarms Appliance Repair Architectural Design Artist Bathroom Installations Bear Hire* Beauty & Complementary Blinds Building Refurbishment* Building Regulations Building Services Business Networking Business Opportunity Car Body Repairs Car Registration Numbers* Car Sales Car Sales & Service Car Service & Repairs Carpentry Carpet Cleaning Carpet Shop Charity Clubs Chimney Sweep & Installations Chocolate Parties Cleaning Computer Support Conservatories Conservatory Roofing Counselling

Kitchens

Locksmith Loft Ladders & Hatches Logs & Firewood Nails Opticians Oven Cleaners Party Store Pet Services Plasterers Plumbers Post Office Printer Property Maintenance* Recruitment Removals & Storage Restaurant Roofing Scrap Metal Clearance Sewing & Alterations* Shutters* Skip Hire Solicitors Sweet Shop Taxi & Executive Cars Tree Surgery Upholstery Waste Removal Windows Window Cleaners Yoga

Lawn Mower Repairs

USEFUL NUMBERS

Legal Advice

EVENTS

Leisure

* New Advertisers

Doors & Windows Double Glazing Double Glazing Repairs Drainage & Plumbing Driveway & Patio Restoration* Driving Instructor Electricians* Farmers Market Fencing Fitness & Wellbeing Football Club* Footcare Garage Doors Garden Design Garden Landscapers Garden Maintenance Garden Services Gas & Heating Services Guitar Lessons* Hairstylist - mobile Handyman Healing Events* Homecare Indian Takeaway* Ironing Services Jewellers

All adverts are placed in good faith and the local Oracle takes no responsibility for any issues arising from the use of suppliers who have advertised.

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TaxAssist Accountants 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL Tel: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 Contact: Gary Richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/Larkfield Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises.

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Tel: 01732 523485 Mobile: 07967 118639 Contact: Heidi Dennis heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk Self assessment, Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Business start ups Tax returns

Peter Chapman Chartered Accountant Braeburn Way, Kings Hill Mobile: 07874 740001 peter@chapmanca.co.uk www.chapmanca.co.uk Local accounting and advisory service for small businesses, employers and personal finance.

- Tax Returns, Self Assessment, VAT. - Bookkeeping & Statutory Accounts - Payroll & Employment Contracts.

Protection for your Home or Business.

Intruder Alarms, CCTV, Panic Alarms, Access Control.

Existing alarms serviced & maintained.

Our systems do not require you to sign up for costly maintenance contracts.

Call Comet Security for a FREE survey.

APPLIANCE REPAIR

The Accountancy Practice Suite 21, 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU

Appliance Care and Repair

Tel: 01732 897929 Contact: Neil Craig neil@theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk www.theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk

Mobile: 07545 044276 Contact: Graham 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk

Free 1 hour consultation Fixed Fee Quotes Limited companies Sole Traders/Partnerships Self Assessment/Tax Returns Bookkeeping,VAT, Payroll

Prompt and friendly service.

Repairs and installs to all electric appliances.

Over 10 years experience with a leading manufacturer.

AERIALS Clover Accounting Services Suite 20, 50 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU

Comet Security Systems Tel: 01634 249859 Mobile: 0779 355 3615 www.cometsecurity.co.uk

Simply Connected Aerials - Satellites - A/V Tel: 01622 763825 Mobile: 07780 470541 info@simply-connected.uk www.simply-connected.uk New Aerials, Extra Points, Satellite Installations, Hidden Dishes, Home Networks, WiFi Problems?, Phone Points, TV Mounting, Home Cinema, CCTV, Fault Finding and much more.

FREE Surveys, Fully Insured, Over 15 Years Experience.

The Aerial Man Tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614 Satellite TV in all rooms.

New digital aerials.

Free to view channels.

No subscription fees. ITV2, C5 etc.

Insurance (Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens.

No call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed.

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ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN Creative Architectural Design Ltd Tel: 01732 824354 Contact: Graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & Conservatories.

Extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations.

Applications submitted on your behalf.

Listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

ARTIST Christopher Marshall Luddesdowne Nr Meopham Tel: 01474 813434 Contact: Christopher Marshall info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

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BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY

Complete bathroom installations: Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public Liability Insured

Amelias Closet 7 Queen Street, Liberty Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4DA Tel: 01732 874440 www.ameliascloset.co.uk Let me help you to get beach fit for summer with Laser LipO! Laser LipO is a painless, non invasive and affordable treatment.

Consultation and 1st session only £25!

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Basically Bathrooms Tel: 01732 321008 Mobile: 07967 741445 tony.mckimm@yahoo.com

Bathroom Installation Services Please call or text MAREK on: 07425 703 637

Gemini Beauty Larkfield Tel: 01732 842279 Mobile: 07749 589414 angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk Gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience.

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BLINDS Nightingale Bathrooms Tel: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk Easy access showers, baths and wet rooms.

Raised height toilets.

Slip resistant safety flooring.

Discounts for SSAFA, British Legion, Ex service personnel & Over 60s.

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BEAR HIRE

Giant Bear Hire Tel: 01732 844246 Contact: Anna

Well behaved giant bear for hire.

Children’s parties.

Fundraising events.

School or promotional events.

Classic Blinds Tel: 01622 730572 www.ClassicBlindsAshford.co.uk Fast friendly service.

Free quotes.

Different styles available: Roller, Verticals, Wooden, Venetian, Roman, Ail Venetian.

Fully guaranteed.

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Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd Unit 2 Albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent TN2 4BB Tel: 01892 825522 Mobile: 07767 326211 Contact: Stuart Munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

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B BUILDING REFURBISHMENT MJ Contractors Mobile: 07928 889 758 Contact: Matthew mjcontractors@mail.com twitter@mjcontractors1 We cover all trades and specialise in refurbishments, painting and decorating, bathrooms, kitchens, general maintenance and insurance work.

(See Colour Ad On Page 24) Pete Sloman Y DIY? Building Refurbishment Decorating and Maintenance Tel: 01732 842258 Mobile: 07748 102320 All general building work including Painting and Decorating, Joinery and Tiling.

Local references available Free estimates Advice on affordable solutions.

BUILDING REGULATIONS Building Regulation Approval is required for most building projects from chimney removal, re-roofing to extensions.

Licensed Approved Inspectors Alternative to Council - Local Company Wilkinson Construction Consultants Ltd www.thebuildinginspector.org 01732 523466 office@thebuildinginspector.org (See Colour Ad On Page 27)

BUILDING SERVICES AAPM Construction Mobile: 07884 436279 Fax: 01634 247682 Contact: Paul info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates.

As seen on ITV’s 60 minute makeover!

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Any Aspect Builders Ltd Tel: 01622 729536 Mobile: 07407 764555 Contact: Kieron info@anyaspectbuilders.co.uk www.anyaspectbuilders.co.uk Extensions, Driveways, Patios, Fencing, Refurbishments and more.

Over 20 years experience.

Fully Insured.

Free Quotes.

CHAS approved.

Reference Available.

R Blackman General Maintenance Tel: 01892 838668 Mobile: 07887 948430 Contact: Richard Blackman rblackman1@btinternet.com www.rb-gm.co.uk Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

Artbuild Ltd Tel/Fax: 01622 817225 Mobile: 07981 340893 jeff@artbuild.co.uk www.artbuild.co.uk

SIM S.E. Ltd West Malling Tel: 01732 220456 Mob: 07956 989068 office@sim-se.co.uk www.sim-se.co.uk

Federation of Master builders.

Extensions & renovations, hard landscaping, swift approved cladding & guttering, tiled and flat roofing, kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrics, flooring and decorating.

An established family company.

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New Build, Extensions, Loft Conversions, Plumbing & Heating, Wet Rooms/Bathrooms, Kitchens, Summer Houses, Garage Conversions, Flat & Pitch Roofs, Porches, Landscaping, Wall & Floor, Tiling, Disabled Access, Maintenance.

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Autospray Solutions Mobile: 07773 340049 Tel: 01622 727263 Contact: Ben Mobile Body Repairs, bumper scuffs and scratches.

All vehicle cosmetic repairs are carried out on site at your work or home, resulting in signifcant savings of up to 50% when compared to traditional body shop methods.

Call now for your free quotation.

Award winning service.

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BUSINESS NETWORKING

CAR REGISTRATION NUMBERS

Paul Tann Ltd Tel: 01732 842863 Mobile: 07956 313287 07834 810453 Contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed.

Established over 20 years.

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525806 01732 525805

BNI Kings Hill

Kings Hill Golf Club, Kings Hill We meet every Thursday morning.

Call Anna to book your place!

01732 525806

Car Registration Numbers Mobile: 07909 975 806 Contact: Ian Limited number of private plates for sale.

C1 TYS S44 BVS Offers invited!

Call for more details.

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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Utility Warehouse Discount Club Authorised Distributor Networking Marketing Business Tel: 01732 521494 Mobile: 07912 878830 Contact: Jane www.make-moneywithme.co.uk Major British PLC is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided.

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CAR SALES Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU Tel: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk Good quality cars, bought and sold.

Specialist vehicle sourcing.

Company vehicle sourcing.

All makes available.

Please ring for help.

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CAR SERVICE & REPAIRS

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West Malling Garage High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QN Tel/Fax: 01732 874350 Contact: Nick Errington www.westmallinggarage.co.uk Toyota Specialists.

All makes of vehicle serviced and repaired.

Vehicle diagnostics.

MOT station.

Car sales and sourcing of any vehicle

Paul Anthony Interiors Mobile : 07719 117250 info@paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk Carpentry and joinery.

Laminate wood flooring.

Kitchen installations.

Radiator Covers.

Made to measure sliding wardrobes.

Cupboards, units and shelving.

No job too big or too small.

25 years experience.

Call for free, no obligation quote.

Discount to local Oracle readers.

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C CARPET SHOP Rowling Carpets 787 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6DE Tel: 01732 521355 www.rowlingcarpets.uk NOW OPEN With a massive range of carpets, vinyls, laminates, luxury vinyl tiles, woods and artificial grass our showroom is now open.

Visit to see our range or call and arrange for us to visit.

(See Colour Ad On Page 25)

CHARITY CLUBS Kingshill Garage Limited North Lodge, 584 Malling Road, West Malling, Kent, ME194PU. Tel: 01732 849322 Servicing for all makes & models MOT’s – while u wait Tyres & Exhausts Engine diagnostics (See Colour Ad On Page 24)

CARPENTRY Chatfield Carpentry Tel: 01732 871449 Mobile: 07985 273773 Contact: Steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors.

Quality workmanship at competitive prices.

Over 17 years experience City and Guilds qualified.

Hudson Carpentry & Building Services Tel: 01634 242807 Mobile: 07838 156170 Contact: Neil Hudson hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk All aspects of carpentry, building and home maintenance including kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, flooring, windows, doors and more!

Over 20 years experience.

Fully Insured. Local & reliable. Call for a free quote. See our facebook page for customer feedback.

RED Carpentry Tel: 01622 751447 Mobile: 07896 904056 Contact: Richard Dillon Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows.

Solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken.

Over 30 years experience.

Lions Club of Malling District Monthly meetings on the third Monday of each month at 8pm at The Farmhouse, 97-99 High Street West Malling, Kent ME19 6NA www.elitepubs.com/the_farmhouse/ Call 0845 8335735 and ask for Ted Inns for details.

CARPET CLEANING Homefresh

Kings Hill Rotary Club

Freephone: 0800 6942024

khrc09@yahoo.com www.rotary1120.org/kings_hill/

Carpet and upholstery cleaning offer. 50% discount.

Specialist Fabric Treatment.

Stainshield, Deodorising Treatment, Anti-Allergy Treatment, Conditioner.

Every Monday evening 7.30 for 7.45pm Upstairs at the Spitfire, Kings Hill.

Organising support and fund raising for local, national and international causes.

(See Colour Ad On Page 23)

Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd Tel: 01732 872199 Contact: Chrissie 07801 561696 John 07860 100295 info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk Family run carpet cleaning company.

Also upholstery cleaning, Stain removal, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning.

NCCA and IICRC Certified.

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CLEANING

Sweet Sweeps Mobiles: 07936 420364 07854 971234 lewissweet99@hotmail.co.uk www.sweetsweeps.co.uk

Time For You Tel: 0800 458 1127 Mobile: 07863 347587 north-kent@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk

Stove, Fireplace and Chimney Specialists.

Supply, installation, maintenance, chimney sweeping service, rebuilds and restorations.

Honest, dependable and affordable police checked cleaner to your home.

Typically £10.95 per hour incl.

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CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA CHOCOLATE PARTIES

Workshops and parties for lots of fun and lots of chocolatey goodies to take home.

Just £17.50 per head Also, truffle making workshops, hen nights & birthdays at the Chocolate Umbrella

42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk

GLEAMING CLEANING

COMPUTER SUPPORT AA Computer Services Mobile : 07904 910400 info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services.

Microsoft Certified Professional.

From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

CLEANING

Always busy? No time for cleaning?

Ovens NEED to be deep cleaned!

Ironing pile getting bigger?

Garden that never stops growing?

Hoovering & dusting getting you down?

Call us to leave your house gleaming!

No job too BIG or too SMALL! For a professional 1-2-1 service with A Smile Free quotation 1st clean 20% Off Call Terri: 07486 860647

C COMPUTER SUPPORT Champ Computer Services Tel: 01732 843659 Mobile: 07887 566948 info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk The local PC experts for: -PC health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -Virus & spyware removal/protection -Complete PC installation & upgrades -No fix - no fee!

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

CONSERVATORIES Howard Caine Conservatories Tel/Fax: 01732 321050 Mobile: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk New Conservatories, Refurbishment, Windows/Doors Check us out at Checkatrade.com Fully registered with FENSA Customer References Available.

(See Colour Ad On Page 6)

CONSERVATORY ROOFING ALTONE Computers Ltd Tel: 01892 835089 Mobile: 07771 707035 Contact: Alan www.altone.co.uk Providing excellent & friendly local service for 13 years.

Desktop and Laptop, Maintenance/ Repairs/Upgrades/Wireless/ Virus Removal/Custom Builds etc Fixed Costs, no hourly rates

Comfortable Conservatories Tel: 0800 772 3318 Mobile: 07802 433072 Contact: Alan Argy alanargy7@gmail.com www.ComfortableConservatories.com Lightweight Super Insulated Tiled Roof giving incredible insulation to your conservatory.

Due to the excellent response, we are currently recruiting sales people in this area.

(See Colour Ad On Page 13)

COUNSELLING

Kings Hill Cleaning Ltd 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 844484 info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk

APC Manpower Computer Services Tel: 01732 790099 Mobile: 07867771078 service@pcmanpower.co.uk

Friendly, professional, family run business. High standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. Materials supplied.

Regular, one-off & spring cleaning * New Housekeeping, ironing, shopping and errands service.* Call for a free estimate.

VIRUS Removal Specialists Broadband or WiFi issues SLOW or Freezing computer PC not starting, Low Memory LAPTOP Repair, EMAIL problems Apple / iPad Repairs, Printer setup, Computer Cleanup.

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Anne Twyford Counselling Kings Hill Tel: 01732 752077 Mobile: 07551 277293 anne@annetwyfordcounselling.uk www.annetwyfordcounselling.uk Counselling and personal therapy for individuals.

Consulting room in Churchill Square, Kings Hill.

C-D CRAFT FAIR Indoor Market and Craft Fair Aylesford Village Community Centre Sunday 22nd May 10am - 2pm Over 30 stalls of home made products and crafts.

Refreshments. Free entry. Parking.

Free entry. All proceeds to Centre.

Registered Charity No 302674 Following events: 26/6, 24/7, 28/8, 25/9 and 23/10.

d-e DECORATORS Choice Painting & Decorating Tel: 01732 875507 Mobile: 07761 601896 Contact: Dean Woolterton City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

G J Services West Malling

D DECORATORS Impact Decoration Tel: 01732 873726 Mobile: 07882 597433 Contact: Sam Gregory info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk Kings Hill based, polite and tidy.

Internal and External decoration.

City and Guilds qualified.

Dulux Select Approved Decorator.

Fully insured.

Domestic and Commercial clients.

Virtually dust free sanding.

Paper hanging.

John Green Décor Ltd Tel: 0800 783 1916 sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk Which? Trusted trader and Dulux Approved Decorators undertaking: - All aspects of painting & decorating - Interior/exterior/insurance work - Domestic & Commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - Specialist spray finishes - Small refurbishment projects - Free consultation service

JP's Decorating Mobile: 07956 874044 07944 126353 Contact: Phil jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small.

All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest.

I have many years experience.

Kings Hill based.

Domestic/Commercial & insurance.

(References available on request)

D DECORATORS Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB Tel/Fax: 01732 873754 Mob: 07971 542609/07824 887677 m.roast@gmail.com Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp.

Insurance & Commercial work welcome References on request.

DOORS & WINDOWS Trade2Trade Windows Limited Tel: 01634 730053 info@t2twindows.com www.t2twindows.com Doors, windows & conservatories.

Know your house is secure.

Call us today.

(See Colour Ads On Pages 12)

DOUBLE GLAZING Trade Glaze Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD Tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

(See Colour Ad On Back Page)

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS Parrish Painting & Decorating

Mobile: 07764 684495 Tel: 01732 872125 Contact: Guy Williams gjservices@btinternet.com

Mobile: 07967 190588 Contact: Mark

Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Tiling Free Estimates

For all your decorating needs.

A friendly, reliable service at competitive rates.

Qualified and fully insured.

Call for a free, no obligation quote.

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DG Solutions (Kent) Limited Independent Offham Business Double Glazing Problems Solved Tel: 01732 842691 Mobile: 07870 213098 contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk Fault Finding, Repairs and Upgrades Windows, Doors, Locks & adjustments Misted Sealed Units, Handles and Hinges Upgrade to A-rated energy efficient units.

New Installation FENSA Insurance backed.

Free telephone advice and call out Over 30 years’ experience in industry.

D DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS SOS Window Works The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, ME20 7LZ Tel: 01622 206690 Mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and Velux windows.

(See Colour Ad On Page 25)

DRAINAGE & PLUMBING Ferdurco Solutions Limited Tel: 01732 252 112 enquiries@fedurcosolutions.co.uk www.ferdurcosolutions.co.uk For all your drainage needs.

Fast and reliable service.

Emergency 24 hours.

All blockages.

Domestic and commercial.

All plumbing work.

(See Colour Ad On Page 23) DRIVEWAY & PATIO RESTORATION

Bramko Ltd Tel: 01732 357660 Mobile: 07899 894838 Contact: Mark Killick mik1969@hotmail.co.uk www.driverestoration.co.uk Block paving, patio slabs, and concrete restored to original condition.

Weed moss & grime removal to prevent slippery surfaces.

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR Glen’s Driving School Tel: 01732 841966 Mobile: 07525 209294 glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk Advanced Driving Instructor.

Pass Plus - Local friendly DSA Driving Instructor - Pass Plus - Competitive Rates - First lesson free - New A/C Peugeot

E ELECTRICIANS Andy Payne Electrical Tel: 01732 843661 Mobile: 07830 456928 ryarshelectrical@gmail.com Part P Domestic Electrician.

Napit Approved No 12146 City and Guilds 2330, 2382 BS7671 17th Edition.

2391 Inspection and Testing.

From fitting a new light through to a complete rewire and Periodic/Landlord Inspections.

Free quotes.

ASD Electrical Services Tel: 01634 624555 Mobile: 07885 605424 asdelectricalservices@gmail.com www.asdelectricalservices.co.uk No job too small Maintenance and installation Domestic and commercial Repairs and fittings Free quotations No call out fee (See Colour Ad On Page 19)

ELECTRICIANS

E-F ELECTRICIANS Jason Langstaff Electrician Tel: 01959 525136 Mobile: 07817 733257 JMLLimited@aol.com Design & installation.

Fuse board upgrades.

New builds & extensions.

Security lighting.

Full or party rewires.

Additional sockets & lighting points.

Professional, reliable, courteous and insured.

(See Colour Ad On Page 23) L.T Security & Electrical Services Braeburn Way, Kings Hill,West Malling Contact: Lee Terry Tel: 01732 522 788 Mob: 07971 552 663 Email: leeterry4@googlemail.com Over 30 qualified years experience in Electrical & Security work in domestic & commercial properties (12 years locally) All Alarms and Security Systems installed & Existing Systems maintained. All electrical work undertaken with No callout charge. Very quick response & reliable friendly personal approach. Free Estimates.

No job too small. Experienced in working

for the elderly.

ELECTRICIANS

Cobalt Contracts Ltd Tel: 01732 843438 Mobile: 07706 130061 Contact: Bob Battledore bob.battledore@cobaltcontracts.co.uk E lectricia n 17th E dition, P a rt P Reg istered NA P IT, F ully insured 3 Rewires – full & partial 3 Additional sockets/lighting 3 Testing & Inspection 3 Electric cookers/showers 3 Underfloor heating/fuse boards Ca ll now for a free quote Domestic and Residential Electrical Services Tel: 01622 870147 Mobile: 07515 159821 Email: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home lighting, sockets & switches.

Full or Pprt rewire, security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval. NAPIT Approved No Call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice. No hidden extras.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

ELECTRICIANS West Malling Tel: 01732 824458 Mob: 07901 776382 jamesleigh@newwaveelectrical.info www.newwaveelectrical.co.uk Part P, City & Guilds qualified Domestic, Commercial & Maintenance No job too small, Free quotes, No call out charge House re wires Garden lighting

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GARAGE DOORS

Forever Living Products

f-g FARMERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MARKET Spadework Teston Road, Offham, Kent ME19 5NA Tel: 01732 870002 info@spadework.org.uk Market Dates: Second Saturday of every month from 10am to 1pm, except our Summer Fair in June and Christmas Market in December, which are 10am to 4pm.

FENCING

Parkers Fencing & Gate Automation

Tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected.

ELECTRIC GATES & ROLLER SHUTTERS Gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas. Family run business. Free quotes. Over 18 yrs exp.

Visit our new website.

Tate Fencing Tel: 01732 852596 sales@tatefencing.co.uk www.tatefencing.co.uk Suppliers of fencing materials.

Visit our new Tonbridge depot.

(See Colour Ad On Page 26)

Mobile: 07939 248983 Contact: Anna Marshall info@annaforeverhealthy.co.uk Three programmes to help you kick-start your transformation and create good habits for life.

Forever have many different products to enhance your life so why not have a party with friends at own home and try some of them.

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FOOTBALL CLUB

Garage Door Associates Showroom and Head Office 18 Holborough Road, Snodland Tel: 01732 590085 www.garagedoors4you.co.uk Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door.

Repairs and Spares Automation DIY advice Awnings Recommended by Kent Trading Standards

GARDEN DESIGN

Leybourne FC Open Day Sunday 8th May at Cobdown Sports & Social Club For further information please email neil.harrison60@hotmail.com (See Colour Ad On Page 8)

FOOTCARE

01622 718340 s.willmott@me.com www.susanwillmott.com Award winning Garden Designer Creating beautiful outdoor spaces Full re-design and planting plans Help with refurbishing existing Free initial consultation

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

West Malling Podiatry & Chiropody 14-16 Swan Street, West Malling ME19 6LP Tel: 01732 848460 Contact: Marie Thomas Bsc(Hons), MChS westmallingpods@gmail.com HPC Registered Podiatrist l Corn & Callous Removal l Biomechanics & Orthotics l Verrucae l Ingrown Toenails Evening, weekend and home visits also available.

A D Landscapes Ltd Ightham Tel: 01732 763114 Mobile: 07790 036871 Contact: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk

TO ADVERTISE

Coe's Landscapes Tel: 07944 442442 Contact: Tim Coe www.coelandscapes.co.uk

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HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management.

All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

Friendly family company Est.1970 Taking on jobs large and small.

Free quotes and will always try to beat other quotes.

We cover all of Kent.

Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting.

Large and small turfing and levelling.

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GARDEN MAINTENANCE

GARDEN SERVICES

Marshalls Landscape Contractors Tel: 01732 807997 Mobile: 07768 911241 Contact: Tom Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Full landscaping service.

Fully insured and City & Guilds.

(See Colour Ad On Page 24) Yew Tree Landscapes Larkfield Tel: 01732 848179 Mobile: 07850 175077 Contact: Kevin Kennett yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving.

Garden Artificial Grass, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525806 01732 525805 GARDEN MAINTENANCE Garden Maintenance Freephone: 0800 511 8081 Contact: Mark All garden work undertaken.

Lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios.

Free estimates.

Regular maintenance or just a tidy.

No job too big or small.

References available.

City & Guilds qualified.

Over 25 years experience.

Woodgate Garden Maintenance LMS Garden Services Tel: 01634 242972 Mobile: 07547 478918 Contact: Paul Micallef Complete Garden Maintenance Lawn mowing, hedge cutting, turfing.

Fencing, trees pruned, topped or shaped, pressure washing One off or regular maintenance Fully Insured and CRB Checked Call for a FREE quote

GARDEN SERVICES Approved Garden Solutions Tel: 01732 851382 Mobile: 07596 193919 Contact: Sam General garden maintenance.

Plant specialist.

Tree surgery. Fencing Soft and hard landscaping.

RHS and City & Guilds qualified.

Down To Earth Garden Services Tel: 01732 841904 Mobile: 07801 440994 Contact: Peter Roberts gpmpete@btinternet.com Full maintenance Grass cutting and hedge cutting Lawn treatment Garden clearance

Kings Hill Garden Services Based on Kings Hill Tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 07812 344740 Contact: Chris Coombs www.acaciatreecare.co.uk A complete garden service from mowing to clearance Hedge work and Tree Surgery Fencing - New or repaired NPTC qualified Fully Insured CRB checked Licensed Waste Carrier Call for a free quotation

Mobile: 07513 578139 Contact: Chris Lawn mowing.

Weekly and fortnightly.

Grass cutting and garden maintenance.

Call for a free quote

MHS Services Mobile: 07517 988887 mhsservices2@virginmedia.com Weed spraying for grass, paths, driveways etc.

Fencing and gates.

Hedge cutting.

Mowing.

Tree work.

Turfing.

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Simon Henderson Gardening Services Mobile: 07801 045392 Contact: Simon simonhenderson60@gmail.com Lawn mowing, hedge trimming, pruning and weeding.

Garden clear ups and regular maintenance.

All types of garden maintenance undertaken.

Fully insured.

V & S Garden Services Tel: 01732 521224 Mobile: 07958 997336 Contact: Sue or Vince Comprehensive range of garden services.

One off or full regular maintenance.

Complete year round lawn care.

Professional licensed weed control.

Hourly rates.

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GUITAR LESSONS

Benjamin Terry Plumbing & Heating Tel: 01622 725558 Mobile: 07968 424228 ben@bpterry.co.uk Experienced Qualified Plumbing and Heating Engineer offers; Free Quotations for all your heating and plumbing requirements, No job too small, All calls handled promptly and efficiently.

(See Colour Ad On Page 20)

Christian Everett Guitar | Bass | Music Theory | Ukulele

· Private or group tutoring provided · Free taster lesson! · Friendly, relaxed learning style · Christian will travel to you · Learn at your own pace! · Achieve your goals with guitar exams · Excellent prices to suit your needs · Christian is CRB/DBS checked.

christianjeverett@gmail.com 07762 141221

Chelsea Gas and Waterworks Tel: 01732 321754 Mobile: 07973 138489 Contact: Simon Williams chelseagaswks@aol.com Gas Safe Registered: 36297 Unvented hot water storage C&G Electrical BS7671 17th Edition All aspects of Gas, CH & HW repair, servicing & installation undertaken.

Friendly, reliable service.

Landlord’s Gas Safety Certificates

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Wicks Gas Tel: 01732 883544 Mobile: 07748 780811 Contact: Gerald Wicks wicksgas@btinternet.com Service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation.

GAS SAFE REGISTERED.

Elise - Freelance mobile stylist Mobile: 07530 203451 Contact: Lisa Specialising in precision haircuts and fashion colour.

Over 20 years experience, originally based at Vidal Sassoon in Knightsbridge.

Available Tuesday to Saturday.

Call for a free no obligation consulation.

H HANDYMAN Assembly Man Home Tel: 0173 249 0071 Mobile: 0780 694 9999 Contact: David Hughes assemblyman.dave@gmail.com Flat Pack assembly, Outdoor furniture assembly, Home playground assembly, Fence & Shed painting, Patio & Drive power washing, Picture/Mirror hanging, Shelving, Water features, Small to medium odd jobs. Free No Obligation Quote Senior Discount Public Liability Insurance Held.

Derek’s Home Maintenance You buy and I fit kitchens Bathrooms, kitchens, cloakrooms, radiators & taps.

General household repairs.

Free quotations.

Fully insured.

Tel: 01634 244061 Mobile: 07941 172176 derekdhmltd@blueyonder.co.uk Inside Out Domestic Property Maintenance Mobile: 07726 525633 Contact: Bob insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Floor & Wall Tiling - Door Hanging Shelving & Racking - Furniture Assembly - Pressure Washing Patio & Drive Cleaning. Gardening Guttering. No Job Too Small Free Estimates and Friendly Advice.

Full Public Liability Insurance.

Estate Agent approved.

Kelly's Hairdressing Services

Steve’s Home & Garden Services

Mobile: 07951 202655 Contact: Kelly

Tel: 01732 846420 Mobile: 07758 311576

CALL

Fully Qualified hairdresser I am experienced in cutting and colouring and have had advanced training in L'Oreal colour.

01732 525805 01732 525806

Professional and affordable service in the comfort of your own home.

I am polite, friendly and reliable.

Doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing Decking - Patios - Gardening Decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

Fully insured.

TO ADVERTISE HERE

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HEALING EVENTS

IRONING SERVICES

JEWELLERS

HEALING & COFFEE MORNING 3rd Saturday of every month, 10am - 12noon Spiritual Healing, Indian Head Massage, Hand Massage and possibly a free reading.

Feel in need of a little 'you' time, or just want to pop in for a cuppa, piece of a cake and catch up with what we are doing?

FREE (charity donations only) Tovil Working Men’s Club, Tovil Hill, Maidstone, Kent ME15 6QS

Able Ironing Services Tel: 01622 718532 Mobile: 07720 607215 gary@ableironingservices.co.uk www.ableironingservices.co.uk Fast, flexible, reliable and affordable local ironing service in Larkfield.

We offer a professional service in a smoke free environment.

We collect and deliver free.

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HOMECARE Audley Care Tel: 01622 633101 www.audleycare.co.uk For care that’s wrapped around you.

Remember you don’t have to change your routine just to make things easier for us. It’s the other way around.

(See Colour Ad On Page 5)

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525806 01732 525805

(within a 5 mile radius from Larkfield),

See our website for full details and special offers. Fully insured.

(See Colour Ad On Page 18)

Tel: 01732 843087 www.andrewsmithjewellers.co.uk Competitive pricing for unwanted or damaged gold items.

Professional, friendly advice.

Open 9am-5.30pm Mon to Sat Visit our new website!

(See Colour Ad on Page 12)

KITCHENS

Bespoke Ironing Tel: 01732 874 521 Mobile: 07803 788325 Contact: Claire Dolke claire@bespokeironing.co.uk www.bespokeironing.co.uk Your local and reliable ironing service.

I offer a bespoke, professional BUT affordable ironing service.

25 items for £20 Free collection and delivery

Extra Hands Ironing & Shirt Laundry The Colonnade 10 West Street West Malling ME19 6QX Tel: 01732 872159 Mobile: 07956 864860 www.extrahandsironing.co.uk Central West Malling Drop Shop Open 9-3 Monday - Fridays & 9.30-12.30 Saturdays Clear pricing.

Fully insured.

Collection and delivery service.

INDIAN TAKEAWAY Larkfield Tandoori Take-Away 40 Martin Square, Larkfield Kent ME20 6QJ Tel: 01732 521324 or 01732 874404 www.larkfieldtandoori.co.uk 5pm - 11pm 7 days a week (Including Bank Holidays) Food Hygiene *** Winner Est - 1998 Free delivery within 4 miles with orders over £11.50 Special offers Sunday & Thursday.

Andrew Smith Jewellers 89 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6NA

Danmar Kitchens 51 High Sreet, West Malling Kent, ME19 6QH Tel: 01732 848333 info@danmarkitchens.co.uk www.danmarkitchens.co.uk Kitchens Bathrooms Studies Come and visit our showroom.

(See Colour Ad On Page 22) DL Kitchens Tel: 01732 844746 Mobile: 07792 670141/07841 658821 Contact: Dave or Matthew davelovelock@talktalk.net Kitchens supplied & fitted or fit only.

All work carried out from start to finish incl. plastering, plumbing, wall & floor tiling, carpentry and electrics.

All work insured and guaranteed.

Contact this local family business for more info.

LAWNMOWER REPAIRS

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Mr Mower Mobile: 0759 671 9295 Contact: Rob All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service.

(See Colour Ad On Page 25)

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LEGAL ADVICE

LOGS & FIREWOOD

LOGS & FIREWOOD

Seasoned logs, Firewood and kindling delivered to your door

Roger 07831 499952 01732 521693

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LEISURE David Lloyd Clubs 21 Kings Hill Avenue, Kings Hill ME19 4UA Tel: 01732 873773 www.davidlloyd.co.uk/kingshill

Mobile log splitting service Fallen trees cleared.

NAILS

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LOCKSMITH

LOFT LADDERS

Tel: 01732 840744 Mobile: 07751 256725 FREE ESTIMATES Loft ladders supplied and fitted with a hinged hatch. Also loft flooring.

Qualified City and Guilds carpenter.

Fully insured for your peace of mind.

All work guaranteed. 20 year exp.

18-20 Swan Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6LP 01732 848384 www.swanopticians.co.uk Independant Local Opticians Varilux Specialist: Demonstrations Available Corporate eyecare vouchers accepted Contact us to book your next eye examination.

Terms and conditions apply.

Please ask in practice for more details.

OPTICIANS

Mobile: 07545 923247 Facebook.com/thenailhutoffham

Discover what’s new at David Lloyd Kings Hill.

Book a club tour today.

LOFT LADDERS & HATCHES

OPTICIANS

The Nail Hut Westmount, Comp Lane, Offham, Kent, ME19 5PP

Come to The Nail Hut and relax in the hands of our professional nail technician and manicurist.

Ample free parking.

Strictly by appointment only.

A.Maidstone Locksmiths 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS Tel: 01622 410057 Mobile: 07837 751611 Contact: John john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service.

Domestic and Commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted.

UPVC specialists.

KCC trading standard approved.

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32 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6QR 01732 841403 www.westmallingopticians.co.uk Frames from Budget to Bespoke.

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OVEN CLEANERS Oven Angels

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2 Liberty Square, Kings Hill West Malling, Kent ME19 4AU Tel: 01732 875544 enquiries@kingshillopticians.co.uk www.kingshillopticians.co.uk Hospital quality eye test.

Advanced retinal scanning only £40.

Open late evenings until 8pm.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Tel: 01892 514552 Mobile: 07901 857608 www.ovenangels.co.uk Female oven cleaning team using environmentally approved bio degradable, eco friendly products.

Now in their 17th year.

Prices from £45. Fully insured.

As written in the Evening Standard & Daily Telegraph.

Oven Wizards Tel: 01622 616168 Mobile: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £49. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000's of local clients.

Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

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Best Parties Store West Malling Post Office 30 Swan Street, West Malling, ME19 6JZ Tel: 01732 843204 wmbestparties@gmail.com facebook.com/Bestparties Say it with balloons!

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PET SERVICES Your Furry Friend's Friend Dog Walker and Pet Sitter Tel: 01732 842807 Mobile: 07709 025684 Contact: Lisa LisaG_GTI@hotmail.co.uk facebook.com/YourFurryFriendsFriend A friendly and reliable dog walking and daily pet care service, including visiting cats, rabbits, guinea pigs and chickens.

Available 7 days a week.

Fully insured and police checked

PLASTERERS Charlie Skelly Mobile: 07590 262809

Wall 2 Wall Plastering

K McCarthy Heating & Plumbing Engineering Services

Tel: 01634 313326 Mobile: 07843 881657 Contact: Joe Bunting wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk

Tel: 01732 847363 Mobile: 07851 774726

Fully qualified Plasterer.

Internal & external plastering.

Rendering & pebble dashing.

Skimming & plaster boarding.

Coving. Painting and decorating.

Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.

DL Plumbing Addington Tel: 01732 844746 Mobile: 07792 670141 All plumbing work undertaken.

From a dripping tap to a new bathroom.

Including tiling and flooring.

Hylton Plumbing Services West Malling Tel: 01732 843086 Mobile: 07970 528822 Contact: Hylton Visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. No call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr Emergency Call Out. (See Colour Ad On Page 23)

JB Plastering

John Ascot Plumbing Tel: 01732 590827 Mobile: 07515 884653 www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk

Qualified plasterer with 20 yrs exp.

High standard of finish.

Internal and external plastering.

Rendering, skimming, plasterboarding and coving.

Decorating and carpentry services available should they be required.

Free quote.

All gas and plumbing work undertaken Free estimates No call out charge No Vat

PLUMBERS

All aspects of plastering & rendering Friendly & professional Internal & external skimming High quality finish Free estimates

Mobile: 07984 703450 Contact: Jim Burgess

Gas Safe Registered Engineer & qualified plumber

All aspects of plumbing and drainage.

Boiler installations and repairs.

Gas and heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

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www.servecom.co.uk info@servecom.co.uk tel: 01732 446 744 mob: 07854 766 446 Plumbing, Heating, Drainage, 567125 Bathrooms - 24/7 Service Free Quotation, No Call Out Charge Vaillant and Ideal boilers accredited installer (up to 10 yrs parts & labour guarantee) C I P H E and CHECKATRADE and GAS SAFE REGISTERED Competitive rates & quick response.

Tony Nelson Plumbing Tel: 01732 220443 Plumbing - all plumbing undertaken.

Heating - radiators and boilers Gas - boilers installed and repaired.

Drainage - cleaning, jetting & repairs.

24 hours - 1 hour response.

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POST OFFICE West Malling Post Office 30 Swan Street, West Malling, Kent. ME19 6JZ Tel: 01732 843204 Greeting cards, Christmas cards, Christmas decor, Calendars, Diaries, Gift wrap, Gifts, Knitting Wool, Stationery, Books, Toys, Party supplies, Balloons and much more.

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ROOFING Trade 2 Trade Windows Limited Tel: 01634 730053 www.t2twindows.com

01622 758 497 or 01732 871503 Mobile: 07796 265801 www.gpremovals.co.uk UK/European moves.

Large and light removals.

Packing service available.

Introducing the revolutionary warm roof system!

Don’t miss the Spring sale now on!

Installed now and nothing to pay until 2017* (See Colour Ad On Page 9)

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PROPERTY MAINTENANCE OR Services Mobile: 07798 605624 owen@orservices.org.uk From hanging pictures and fixing dripping taps to a bathroom and kitchen fitting service. We do all trades: plumbing, electrical, tiling, garden maintenance, handyman, and groundworks.

"We specialise in small jobs!!"

All work will be undertaken.

We offer free quotes and very competive rates.

RECRUITMENT Audley Care Tel: 0371 226 3775 recruitment@audleycare.co.uk www.audleycare.co.uk We are now recruiting homecarers in your area to deliver high quality care and domestic support to our customers living in their own homes.

Please call if you are interested in joining our friendly Audley Care Team.

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REMOVALS & STORAGE

JM Removals Tel: 01622 205738 Mobile: 07932 715072 Contact: John McKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk Local & national Full house & single items Dismantle & reassemble service Hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. Shipping.

Free Estimates Fully insured professional service

Household/office removals.

Local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. Established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Reg waste carrier.

RESTAURANT Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar 53-55 High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QH Tel: 01732 843247 enquiries@franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com www.franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com

21 mussels, a la carte menu, 16 Belgian beers, Sunday lunch till 4.30pm, small weddings, private function room.

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ROOFING

Goodfellows Removals & Storage Ashtree Farm, Teston Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 5RL Tel: 01732 841841 Fax: 01622 753708

William Kent & Sons Roofing Tel: 01732 824059 Mobile: 07778 586865 Contact: Bill

SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE TLC Scrap Metal

01622 734367 07729 727188

All aspects of roofing and property maintenance work undertaken, from general repair and household DIY work, to complete re-roofs and rebuilds.

We offer affordable prices.

References available on request.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Tel: 07804 057096 Contact: Tom Calvert Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection.

Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

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Ideal Shutters and Blinds All Sewn Up Ditton Tel: 01732 874557 Contact: Gillian Bradding

Sewing alterations.

Tel: 01622 296022 idealshuttersandblinds.co.uk Facebook: Ace Blinds and Shutters Kent Genuine real wood shutters at a lower price than MDF. Over 15 years experience in supplying & fitting quality products.

Call today for your free no obligation quotation.

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Brenda Burrows Kings Hill Tel: 01732 670561 Mobile: 07434 714717 Contact: Brenda Burrows brenda.burrows@absamail.co.za All sewing alterations and repairs to mens and ladies clothing.

Also curtains.

No job too small.

SHUTTERS

Tel: 01732 521287 hello@stylehouseshutters.co.uk www.stylehouseshutters.co.uk Based in West Malling, supplying and fitting the highest quality, bespoke window plantation shutters.

Free no obligation survey.

Local, friendly service.

3 year guarantee.

Based in West Malling, supplying and fitting the highest quality, bespoke window plantation shutters.

Free no obligation survey.

Local, friendly service.

3 year guarantee.

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Tel: 01732 897925 Fax: 01732 897935 kingshill@the-solicitors.co.uk www.the-solicitors.co.uk For professional, honest and friendly advice.

CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA SWEET SHOP

All your favourite sweets, party bags & Kebabs made to order with free message tag.

Candy Cakes any size/colour Delicious Luxury English Truffles Macaroons, Nougat & specialities Ice Creams, Sorbets & Slush Drinks

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42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk

SKIP HIRE

TAXI & EXECUTIVE CARS

Divine Shutters & Blinds Tel: 01732 521287 hello@stylehouseshutters.co.uk www.stylehouseshutters.co.uk

Berry & Lamberts Solicitors Churchill Square Business Centre Suite 9, 60 Churchill Square Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU

Haffenden Skip Hire East Malling Tel: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 Mobile: 07850 049246 2yd to 12yd skips available.

Local reliable service.

Call for competitive rates.

Kingshill Cars Tel: 01732 871234 01622 791400 www.kingshillcars.com Open 24 hours throughout Kings Hill to West Malling from £5 Smart reliable drivers always needed No extra charge after midnight Don’t drink and drive!

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DISTRIBUTORS WANTED CALL 01732 525805/6 Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

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TREE SURGERY A1 Tree Care - Offham Mobile: 07710 234261 Email: info@a1treecare.co.uk www.a1treecare.co.uk Hedge Cutting, Pruning, Fencing, All garden work undertaken.

Tree Lopping, Roots removed.

Free estimates.

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(See Colour Ad On Page 18) Acacia Tree and Garden Care Tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 07812 344740 (24 hrs) Contact: Chris Coombs acacia.trees@btinternet.com www.acaciatreecare.co.uk NPTC Qualified tree surgeons Fully insured.

Free written quotations All tree work undertaken-big or small. All landscaping undertaken.

Gardening, mowing, fencing, hedges and garden clear ups.

Local resident - on call 24 hours

JEEVES & SONS TREE SERVICES

We offer the following services: Tree Pollarding - Topping - Lopping Felling - Pruning. Hedges & Shrubs lowered, trimmed & tidied.

Fully Insured.

City & Guilds NPTC qualifield.

jeevesandsonstreeservices.co.uk Tel: 0208 485 9675 Mobile: 07583 406830 Established 1992.

UPHOLSTERY

Interior Decor Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ

Tel: 01732 871042 interiordecor@hotmail.co.uk www.interiordecorkent.co.uk

Re-upholstery, loose covers and curtain making carried out by City & Guilds craftsmen with over 30 years experience in your fabric or ours.

Reliable local service.

Tel: 01622 208426 Contact: Gary or Caroline Everest hello@qualitree-services.co.uk www.qualitree-services.co.uk Tree Surgery, Felling & Removal Hedge Cutting & Trimming Qualified, Experienced & Reliable Fully Insured & Value for Money Call Today For Your Free Quotation

Abbi Window Cleaning Tel: 0800 055 6082 We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole System ensures privacy.

Reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above conservatories no problem. Large house specialist.

Domestic and commercial.

Police checked operator.

Call now for your free estimate.

All Clean Windows Tel/Fax: 01622 745179 Contact: Jean Tandy gean.tandy@virgin.net Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured.

Very competitive prices.

WASTE REMOVAL Poletech Cleaning Services A.R.C. Tel: 01892 540421 Mobile: 07789 385123 info@allyourrubbishcleared.co,uk www.allyourrubbishcleared.co.uk Hassle free waste removal and house clearance services.

Cheaper than a skip and we load.

WINDOWS Qualitree Services Ltd

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Trade Glaze Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD Tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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Mobile: 07712 247210 Contact: Peter Downham pjdownham61@gmail.com Pure water poletech cleaning system specialising in windows, fascias, conservatories and gutter cleaning.

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USEFUL LOCAL PHONE NUMBERS ALZHEIMER'S SOCIETY AGE CONCERN Day Centre - Rotary House, Norman Road, West Malling AGE CONCERN Info./Advice/Insurance, 3 Colonnade, West St, West Malling COUNCIL Tonbridge & Malling BC, Gibson Building, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill DOCTORS Kings Hill, Leybourne and West Malling Chaucer Way, Larkfield 14 Pelican Court, Wateringbury Snodland Medical Centre HOSPITAL Maidstone Hospital, Hermitage Lane, Maidstone Multiple Sclerosis Society - SE Kent Branch LIBRARY 22-24 High Street, West Malling Library Service (Mobile) Call for fortnightly stops. http://www.kent.gov.uk/leisure_and_culture/libraries/services_for_everyone/mobile_libraries.aspx Snodland Library, 15-17 High Street, Snodland, ME6 5DA LOCAL HALLS Addington Village Hall East Malling Village Hall East Malling Institute, Mill Street Contact: Roger Roud Kings Hill Community Centre (KHCC) Contact: Nikki Clarke, khch@kingshillparish.gov.uk Leybourne Village Hall Mereworth Village Hall Contact: Pauline Bell paulinebell@yahoo.co.uk Offham Village Hall Contact: Phyllis Jones Ryarsh Church Hall (Anita Parkins) Ryarsh Village Hall Contact: Booking Secretary Derrick Groom DGroom5143@aol.com Trottiscliffe Village Hall Contact: Julie Patrick Snodland Community Centre Contact: Dilys Crook info@snodlandcommunitycentre.org Wateringbury Village Hall West Malling Village Hall (WMVH) Contact: Ann Turner PHARMACIES Kings Hill Pharmacy, 6 Liberty Square Boots, 85-87 High Street, West Malling Paydens Ltd, 12 Martin Square, Larkfield POLICE Tonbridge Neighbourhood Policing Team Tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk Kent Police TMBC Community Warden Supervisor Martin Smith RSPCA RSPCA Leybourne Animal Centre, 199 Castle Way, Leybourne, Kent ME19 5HW SAMARITANS - 48 Grecian Street, Maidstone, ME14 2TS SCHOOLS Brookfield Infants School, Swallow Road, Larkfield Brookfield Junior School, Swallow Road, Larkfield The Discovery School, Discovery Drive, Kings Hill Holmesdale Technology College, Malling Road, Snodland ME6 5HS office@holmesdale.kent.sch.uk Leybourne St Peter & Paul Primary School, Rectory Lane North, Leybourne Kings Hill Pre School, 70 Gibson Drive, Kings Hill Kings Hill School, Crispin Way, Kings Hill, West Malling Mereworth County Primary School, 39 The Street, Mereworth Mereworth Pre-school, Mereworth Village Hall, Butchers Lane, Mereworth More Park RC Primary School, Lucks Hill, West Malling Offham Primary School, Church Road, Offham Ryarsh Primary School, Birling Road, Ryarsh St James the Great Primary School, Chapman Way, East Malling St Katherine’s School, St Katherine’s Lane, Snodland, Kent ME6 5EJ (www.stkatherineskent.co.uk) The Malling School, Beech Road, East Malling Trottiscliffe C of E Primary School, School Lane, Trottiscliffe West Malling C of E Primary School, Norman Road, West Malling TRAINS National Rail Enquiries

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EVENTS PAGE Mondays 9.15am PiYo at KHCH with Claire on 07970 482421 Monday 10 - 11.15 am Yoga (Level 1-2) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451 Mondays 10-11am Music mayhem children's music for 0-5yrs at Snodland Comm. Centre. 07815 775504 Mondays 10.15am Zumba Gold at KHCH. Call Claire 07970 482421 for details Mondays 10.30am Baby Massage course in West Malling, Call Massage Your Baby on 01732 847605 Mondays 12pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane for beginners.

Mondays 12.45pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy level.

Mondays 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Advanced dancers. 01732 870715 Mondays (Term time) 1.30pm Expressions Dance at Larkfield & EM Methodist Church ME20 6PN Syliva 01634 245767 Mondays 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. More advanced. 01732 870715.

Mondays 6.15pm (50 mins) and 8.30pm (30 mins) Insanity at KH School. Call Claire 07970 482421 Mondays 7.15pm Zumba at Kings Hill School – Claire 07970 482421 for details.

Mondays 8.15pm PiYo at Kings Hill School - Claire 07970 482421 for details.

Mondays 8pm Zumba at Wateringbury Primary School. All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 (Not 6 or 13/4) Tuesdays Musical Bumps Over 2’s 9.15am, Under 2’s 10.15am at KHCH Tuesdays 10.45am Buddha Baby & 11.15am Buddha Tots Yoga - Buddha Buddies 01632 611768 Tuesdays 11-12.30pm Improver/Intermediate Linedancing at Nettlestead Village Hall. 01732 872624 Tuesdays 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at Snodland Library.

Tuesdays 7pm Zumba at Wateringbury Village Hall. All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 (No class 31-5+7-6) Tuesdays 7.30-9.30pm The Snodland Women's Club at the Snodland Community Centre, Paddlesworth Road, ME6 5DP First week free. Contact Amanda Clark on 07983 159989 for more details.

Wednesdays Musical Bumps 2+ group 9.15am, 1+ group 10am, 0-12m group11am, 3+ group 2pm Wednesdays 9.45am Singalong Baby Sign in West Malling. For more information please call 07768 447657 Wednesdays 10am Zumba at Nettlestead VH (Low impact) (No classes 1+8 June) Tanya 07531 839159 Wednesdays 10.45am Little Bright Sparks fun phonics literacy and numeracy classes. Please call 07768 447657 Wednesdays 11am-12pm Tai Chi & Qigong, Conf Hall, Seekers Trust, Addington. Call Suzanne 01732 605732 Wednesdays 5.30pm & 7.30pm Slimming World, KHCH, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill - Lindsey 07914 842597 Wednesdays 6.30pm Insanity 50 mins class. Discover School, Kings Hill. Call Claire 07970 482421 Wednesdays 6.30-7.45pm Into to yoga at Borough Green Parish Church Hall. Julie 07989 185425 Wednesdays 7pm Zumba at Yalding VH (No classes on 18/5, 1/6 and 8/6) Tanya 07531 839159 Wednesdays (3rd) 7pm Wateringbury Flower Club at The Institute, East Malling.

Wednesdays 7.30pm Pilates at Discovery School, Kings Hill with Claire on 07970 782421 Wednesdays 7.30pm C213 Bridge Club at Offham VH. Call Steve Wileman on 01732 841823 for info.

Wednesdays 8-10pm The Larkfield Women's Club at Church Farm VH. Contact Sarah on 07786 364063 Thursdays 9.30-10.15am Mini mayhem music for 0-1yrs East Malling Inst. Hall. 07815 775504 Thursday 10.15am Buddha Babies & 11am Buddha Tots Yoga - Buddha Buddies 01632 611768 Thursday 10.30-11.30am Music Mayhem children’s music 0-5yrs East Malling Inst. Hall 07815 775504.

Thursdays (1st Thurs) 2pm U3A (University of the Third Age) KHCC Mark Richards on 01622 201985.

Thursdays 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at West Malling Library.

Thursdays(Alternate) 2.30-4.30pm Men’s Retirement Group meet at Clout Memorial Institute, WM. 01732 846087 Thursdays 6.15pm-7.15pm, Complete Beginners Pilates, Dance Studio, Malling School 01622 715576 Thursday 7.15 - 8.15 pm Yoga (Beginners) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451 Thursdays 7.15pm-8.15pm, New Yoga Pilates Dance fusion, Dance Studio, Malling School, 01622 715576 Thursdays 8.30pm Morris Dancing. St. Georges Hall, Wrotham, TN15 7AB. New male dancers welcome.

Fridays 10.30am Buddha Babies @ Holborough Lakes Village Hall. Buddha Buddies 01632 611768 Fridays (3rd) 2pm Larkfield Active Retirement Association meet at Larkfield VH. Chris Baker 01732 873705.

Fridays 8-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Contact Peter 01622 717491.

Saturdays 8am Insanity 50 mins class at Kings Hill School. Call Claire 07970 482421 Saturdays (2nd Sat) 10am - 1pm Offham Farmers Market at Spadework, Teston Rd, Offham. 01732 870002 (See Ad) Saturday (2nd Sat) 10-11.30am Free Fit Club at Barham Court, Teston, Maidstone. Call Leo: 07983 506928 Sundays 9.30am St Gabriel’s, Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at DiscoverySchool, Kings Hill. Sunday School 1st, 2nd and 4th Sundays of the month.

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7.45-11pm Charity 50s to 70s dance at Leybourne Village Hall, ME19 5QL £8 tkts 077155 97096 2-4pm Female free golf taster sessions at Kings Hill Golf Club. Call Feclicity on 07921 506228.

8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Moody Mare, Seven Mile Lane, Mereworth. £8 8pm Illustrated talk on Earliest Maps of West Malling . Clout Institute, High Street, West Malling. £3.00 entry. Call Molly Potts 01732 841170.

11am-4pm Twitch Heritage Centre, Douce's Manor, West Malling. Free entry. Parking St. Leonard's Street. Call Molly Potts 01732 841170.

8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Wheatsheaf, West Malling £8 10am-4pm Annual Plant Sale at The Church of St John the Baptist, Wateringbury.

Please re-submit your events for the June edition by 20th May info@thelocaloracle.co.uk