KINGS HILL/WEST MALLING LOCAL ORACLE JULY 2015

Oracle the local

Month 138: July 2015

Distribution 16,000 homes & businesses

YOUR MONTHLY GUIDE TO LOCAL SERVICES IN AND AROUND

Aylesford Village Bridge Photo from Michael Hills of Aylesford

KINGS HILL & WEST MALLING ADDINGTON, BIRLING, EAST MALLING, HALLING, HOLBOROUGH, LARKFIELD, LEYBOURNE, MEREWORTH, OFFHAM, RYARSH, SNODLAND, TROTTISCLIFFE & WATERINGBURY

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Dear Readers

We have had another busy month and have welcomed some new and exciting advertisers for you to consider. It is hard to believe the Summer holidays are just around the corner so we have advertisers ready to shape up the house, the garden and you! Just have a browse through and book them before they go away too!

Anna has taken on the challenge of running the British London 10K again this year and will be running for The Bridge Trust who are based in Tonbridge and support the single homeless of Kent. If you would like to make a donation please go to https://www.justgiving.com/Anna-Marshall7/ Don’t forget that each edition can be found on our website with more information on many of our advertisers and news of local events. www.thelocaloracle.co.uk Anna & Jane Suite 23, 10 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU TEL

01732 525805 (Jane) Accounts/Sales 01732 525806 (Anna) Artwork/Sales

info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

CUT OFF DATES FOR ADVERTISING IN THE AUGUST EDITIONS ARE:

Sevenoaks Kings Hill/West Malling Allington/Barming/Ditton Paddock Wood/Tonbridge

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Howard Caine The Conservatory People Conservatories - Windows - Doors

Conservatory too Hot in the Summer? or too Cold in the Winter?

Here at Howard Caine Conservatories, we are able to offer an all year round solution.

Why not replace your existing roof glass or polycarbonate with the latest climate control heat-guard materials.

Go green and make your existing windows more energy efficient with less heat loss and lower heating bills.

We also specialize in the following *New Conservatories *Refurbishment *Window/Doors *Overhauls *Soffits/Facia *Misted / broken units *Guttering *Handles/Hinges *Fensa Registered *Fully insured

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Tel/Fax 01732 321050 Mobile 07798 867393

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AKA First Aid Training Specialist

AKA is pleased to announce the move to our new offices in Kings Hill.

We offer a range of (QCF) First Aid Courses to suit Individuals, Schools, Childminders, or Companies.

We can run courses at your home, offices or our training rooms at Kings Hill, all courses are regulated by the HSE. The courses offered are;

FAW (First aid at work) 18 hr – 3 day course EFAW (emergency first aid at work) 6hr – 1 day course Paediatrics first aid 12 hrs – 2 days (ideal for schools and childminders) Basic Life Support or AED training both ½ a day training Prices are on application depending upon location and class numbers.

For further information call us on 07932 702195 – kate.green15@yahoo.com

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BEST PARTIES STORE

for all your PARTY needs!

Huge Party Range in store.

Helium Balloons Gifts Pinata’s Party Banners Badges Tableware Candles Greeting Cards Find us at: West Malling Post Office

30 Swan Street West Malling Kent ME19 6JZ

....from Birthdays to Baby Showers Christenings to Character Themed parties to Weddings and much more.

wmbestparties@gmail.com 01732 843204

www.facebook.com/Bestparties

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Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Part of Rolin Cleaning Services Ltd Professional Carpet Cleaning

Looking for a professional, local, family run carpet cleaning company?

Then give Chrissy or John a call.

Many companies don’t guarantee their work, we do - 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed

Also Upholstery Cleaning, Stain Removal, Stainguard Protection & Leather Suite Cleaning Safe cleaning process, carpet recolour from bleach marks - All work fully insured Special Offer

Have your carpets cleaned and we will give you a bottle of spot and stain remover FREE. So for a friendly, professional service please call us now

Telephone: 01732 872 199 M: 07801 561696 - Chrissy or John 07860 100295 info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk

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PLUMBING - Taps, leaks, cylinders and tanks.

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All plumbing undertaken.

GAS - New boilers installed, boilers repaired and serviced.

DRAINAGE - Drain clearing, jetting and repairs.

Covering all Kings Hill/West Malling and surrounding areas.

TNP tony nelson plumbing

24 HOURS 1 HOUR RESPONSE

Plumbing and Heating Specialist 01732 220443

All aspects of Plumbing and Drainage Boiler Installations & Repairs Gas and Heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

Call 01732 590827 or 07515 884653

www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk

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“THE AERIAL MAN” Family business - established 28 years

DIGITAL TV AERIAL SERVICES YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO AERIAL SPECIALIST SPECIAL RATES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS

NO CALL OUT CHARGE, XTRA POINTS

FULLY INSURED

Enjoy your free digital channels Tel: 01732 883542 or: 01622 871614 Kings Hill

BASICALLY BATHROOMS

Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free survey and estimates.

Public Liability Insured

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SPECIALISTS IN HOME CCTV SECURITY, DIGITAL AERIAL & SATELLITE SYSTEMS.

A four camera CCTV system, with remote viewing, will keep an eye on your HOME, VEHICLES, OR ELDERLY LOVED ONES Supplied and installed from as little as £549.99 + VAT. Digital high gain aerials designed to provide the perfect reception, eliminating the 4G mobile phone interference.

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Sky or Freesat satellite dishes supplied & installed in discreet locations.

HDMI distribution systems: DISTRIBUTE YOUR SKY HD OR BLU-RAY IN HIGH DEFINITION TO ALL OTHER TV’S IN YOUR HOME & get crystal clear images EVERYWHERE.

Contact Greywood Installations for free site survey

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Marshalls Landscape Contractors Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Full landscaping service.

Fully insured.

City & Guilds All work undertaken currently comes with a 3 year guarantee.

Contact: Tom Mobile: 07768 911241 or 01732 807997 Unit 1, Hernewell Farm, London Road West Malling, ME19 5DD

MR CLEANING Local Office & Industrial Cleaning & Home Specialists Family run since 1995 Mr Cleaning

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Mr Mower

Garden Equipment Service and Repair

Contact Rob on 0759 671 9295 All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service covering all areas of kent and Surrey.

Fully qualified Horticultural Engineer with over 30 years experience.

www.mrmower.co.uk

A+ Rated windows Bi-folding & Composite doors Aluminium, PVC & Hardwood Orangeries & Conservatories From compact to prestigious and everything in between.

With over 35 years’ experience within the industry we provide our clients with a high quality product and 1st class service

www.orangeriessoutheast.com Orangeries & Conservatories Design and Construction Service 01732 849020 info@orangeriessoutheast.com The more we practice the more we learn, the more we learn the more we grow

For more infomation please contact David 07802 396696 Or info@pulsefitt.com

Yoga for Beginners Every Tuesday 9.30am at Infinity Fitness Also Core classes – 1 – 2 – 1 personal training – circuits training – boot camp and H.I.T extreme circuits Plus See our Sardinia retreat website (www.yogaretreatsardinia.com) 20

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Christ Church URC, High Street, Tonbridge t: 01732 825385 m: 07961 055 203 info@gardenofcovenant.org, www.gardenofcovenant.org

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WINDOW WORKS

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

Broken Hinges 3 Misted Units Broken Glass Doors Re-adjusted Damaged Handles Child Restrictors Fire Escape Hinges Patio Door Rollers Letter Boxes Cat & Dog Flaps Multi-Point Door Locks Velux Windows Lock Outs/Emergency Entry

Family Run Business. Est. 1989

NO CALL OUT CHARGE

Tel: 01622 206690 On Site Mob: 07779 006696 The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7LZ email: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

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Start-up Advice Fixed Fees agreed in advance Flexible Payments Companies / Partnerships Self Employed / CIS Landlords / Corp. Tax Income Tax / PAYE / VAT Flexible Meetings Call Gary or Tina Richards for a friendly, free initial discussion without obligation on 0845 521 2241 Offices in L arkfield & P addock Wood

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LEAFLET DISTRIBUTION 1,000 - 47,500 TARGET SPECIFIC AREAS TO SUIT YOU Give us a call or drop us an email.

01732 525805/6 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

TONBRIDGE FENCING for

Steel Fabrication Services Gates, Railings, Construction Beams, Staircases, Handrails, Bollards and much more.

Commercial & Domestic Enquiries Welcome

01732 852596

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What can we do for you?

We have 4 editions with a distribution totalling 45,000 homes and businesses.

Every 1/4, 1/2 and full page colour advert comes with: A-Z standard advert and a page on our website.

We can print and supply leaflets for you.

We can distribute 1,000 to 47,500 leaflets for you. You just tell us which areas you would like to target.

Sevenoaks Edition

Each monthly edition can be found on our website where you can flick through the pages online.

You can have a page on our website for just ÂŁ54 which includes 4 photos, a video, text and links to your website and social media.

This is our business and you will only speak to us! * Approximate areas of distribution

Contact: Anna on 01732 525806 anna@thelocaloracle.co.uk Jane on 01732 525805 jane@thelocaloracle.co.uk

Anna & Jane

Sales and artwork Sales and accounts

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INDEX the local NEWS KINGS HILL MAP COLOUR ADVERTS Accountants Aerials Appliance Repair Architectural Design Artist Bathroom Installations Beauty & Complementary Blinds Building Refurbishment Building Regulations* Building Services Business Networking Business Opportunity Car Body Repairs Car Registration Numbers Car Sales Car Sales & Service Car Service & Repairs Car Valeting Carpentry Carpet Cleaning Carpet Fitter Carpet Shop CCTV Chiropody, Footcare & Podiatry Chocolate Parties Church Cleaning Computer Support Conservatories Counselling

Decorators

Locksmith

Dog Walking/Sitting

Loft Ladders & Hatches

Double Glazing

Opticians

Double Glazing Repairs

Oven Cleaners

Drainage & Plumbing

Party Supplies

Driveway Cleaning

Pet Services

Driving Instructor

Photographer

Dry Cleaning

Plasterers*

Electricians

Plumbers

Estate Agents

Pressure Cleaning

Fencing*

Printer

First Aid*

Pub/Restaurant

Fish*

Recruitment

Flooring

Removals

Food Home Delivery*

Restaurant

Garage Doors

Roofing

Garden Landscapers

Scrap Metal Clearance

Garden Maintenance

Skip Hire

Garden Services

Solicitors

Gas & Heating Services

Sweet Shop

Golf Club*

Taxi & Executive Cars

Hairstylist - mobile

Tree Surgery

Handyman

Upholstery

Homecare

Website Design

Ironing Services

Windows

Jewellers

Window Cleaners

Kitchens

Yoga

Lawn Mower Repairs

EVENTS

Legal Advice

* New Advertisers

All adverts are placed in good faith and the local Oracle takes no responsibility for any issues arising from the use of suppliers who have advertised.

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a-b ACCOUNTANTS Clover Accounting Services Suite 20, 50 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 523485 Mobile: 07967 118639 Contact: Heidi Dennis heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk Self assessment, Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Business start ups Tax returns

HM Installations Aerials - Satellites - A/V Mobile: 07780 470541 info@hminstallations.co.uk www.hminstallations.co.uk New Aerials, Extra Points, Satellite Installations, Hidden Dishes, Home Networks, WiFi Problems?, Phone Points, TV Mounting, Home Cinema, CCTV, Fault Finding and much more.

FREE Surveys, Fully Insured, Over 15 Years Experience.

The Aerial Man Tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614 Satellite TV in all rooms.

New digital aerials.

Free to view channels.

No subscription fees. ITV2, C5 etc.

Insurance (Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens.

No call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed.

A-B ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN Creative Architectural Design Ltd Tel: 01732 824354 Contact: Graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & Conservatories.

Extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations.

Applications submitted on your behalf.

Listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

ARTIST Christopher Marshall Luddesdowne Nr Meopham Tel: 01474 813434 Contact: Christopher Marshall info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

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APPLIANCE REPAIR

BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

Peter Chapman Chartered Accountant Braeburn Way, Kings Hill

Appliance Care and Repair

Basically Bathrooms

Mobile: 07874 740001 peter@chapmanca.co.uk www.chapmanca.co.uk

Mobile: 07545 044276 Contact: Graham 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk

Tel: 01732 321008 Mobile: 07967 741445 tony.mckimm@yahoo.com

Local accounting and advisory service for small businesses, employers and personal finance.

- Tax Returns, Self Assessment, VAT. - Bookkeeping & Statutory Accounts - Payroll & Employment Contacts.

TaxAssist Accountants 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL Tel: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 Contact: Gary Richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/Larkfield Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises.

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Prompt and friendly service.

Repairs and installs to all electric appliances.

Over 10 years experience with a leading manufacturer.

Jeff Smith Domestic Appliance Repairs St Bernards Dean Lane Harvel Nr Meopham Kent Tel/Fax: 01474 816661 Tel: 01732 605446 jeffsmithdomestics@hotmail.co.uk Installation and repairs to washing machines, tumble dryers, dishwashers, electric ovens, hobs, fridges and freezers.

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Complete bathroom installations: Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public Liability Insured (See Colour Ad On Page 16)

Nightingale Bathrooms Tel: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk Easy access showers, baths and wet rooms.

Raised height toilets.

Slip resistant safety flooring.

Discounts for SSAFA, British Legion, Ex service personnel & Over 60s.

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BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY Gemini Beauty Larkfield Tel: 01732 842279 Mobile: 07749 589414 angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk Gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience.

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Free estimates.

As seen on ITV’s 60 minute makeover!

BLINDS Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd Unit 2 Albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent TN2 4BB Tel: 01892 825522 Mobile: 07767 326211 Contact: Stuart Munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

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BUILDING REFURBISHMENT Pete Sloman Y DIY? Building Refurbishment Decorating and Maintenance Tel: 01732 842258 Mobile: 07748 102320 All general building work including Painting and Decorating, Joinery and Tiling.

Local references available Free estimates Advice on affordable solutions.

Any Aspect Builders Ltd Tel: 01622 729536 Mobile: 07407 764555 Contact: Kieron kieronrobinson5@outlook.com www.anyaspectbuilders.co.uk Extensions, Driveways, Patios, Fencing, Refurbishments and more.

Over 20 years experience.

Fully Insured Free Quotes Reference Available

Artbuild Ltd Tel/Fax: 01622 817225 Mobile: 07981 340893 jeff@artbuild.co.uk www.artbuild.co.uk Federation of Master builders.

Extensions & renovations, hard landscaping, swift approved cladding & guttering, tiled and flat roofing, kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrics, flooring and decorating.

An established family company.

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Licensed Approved Inspectors Alternative to Council - Local Company Wilkinson Construction Consultants Ltd www.thebuildinginspector.org 01732 523466 office@thebuildinginspector.org

BUILDING SERVICES R Blackman General Maintenance Tel: 01892 838668 Mobile: 07887 948430 Contact: Richard Blackman rblackman1@btinternet.com www.rb-gm.co.uk Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

Star Construction Tel: 01732 848640 mobile: 07930 244454 contact: Mark Warrington www.starconstruction.net Star Construction can assist you with small, medium and large home maintenance, renovation and improvement projects inside and out. Design to completion of conversions, extensions and new builds. Local examples of high quality work available to view.

BUSINESS NETWORKING BNI Kings Hill

Kings Hill Golf Club, Kings Hill We meet every Thursday morning.

Call Anna to book your place!

01732 525806 (See Colour Ad On Page 17)

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

BUILDING REGULATIONS Building Regulation Approval is required for most building projects from chimney removal, re-roofing to extensions.

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Paul Tann Ltd Tel: 01732 842863 Mobile: 07956 313287 0 7834 810453 Contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk

Utility Warehouse Discount Club Authorised Distributor Networking Marketing Business Tel: 01732 521494 Mobile: 07912 878830 Contact: Jane www.make-moneywithme.co.uk

Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed.

Established over 20 years.

Major British PLC is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided.

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c CAR BODY REPAIRS Autospray Solutions Mobile: 07773 340049 Tel: 01622 727263 Contact: Ben Mobile Body Repairs, bumper scuffs and scratches.

All vehicle cosmetic repairs are carried out on site at your work or home, resulting in signifcant savings of up to 50% when compared to traditional body shop methods.

Call now for your free quotation.

Award winning service.

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CAR REGISTRATION NUMBERS Car Registration Numbers Mobile: 07909 975 806 Contact: Ian Limited number of private plates for sale.

C1 TYS S44 BVS C4 SCV Offers invited!

Call for more details.

CAR SALES Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU Tel: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk Good quality cars, bought and sold.

Specialist vehicle sourcing.

Company vehicle sourcing.

All makes available.

Please ring for help.

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West Malling Garage High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QN Tel/Fax: 01732 874350 Contact: Nick Errington www.westmallinggarage.co.uk Toyota Specialists.

All makes of vehicle serviced and repaired.

Vehicle diagnostics.

MOT station.

Car sales and sourcing of any vehicle

Hudson Carpentry & Building Services Tel: 01634 242807 Mobile: 07838 156170 Contact: Neil Hudson hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk All aspects of carpentry, building and home maintenance including kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, flooring, windows, doors and more!

Over 20 years experience.

Fully Insured. Local & reliable. Call for a free quote. See our facebook page for customer feedback.

CAR SERVICE & REPAIRS Kingshill Garage Limited North Lodge, 584 Malling Road, West Malling, Kent, ME194PU. Tel: 01732 849322 Servicing for all makes & models MOT’s – while u wait Tyres & Exhausts Engine diagnostics (See Colour Ad On Page 19)

Paul Anthony Interiors Mobile : 07719 117250 info@paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk Carpentry and joinery.

Laminate wood flooring.

Kitchen installation & worktops.

Made to measure sliding wardrobes.

Cupboards, units and shelving.

No job too big or too small.

25 years experience.

Call for free, no obligation quote.

Discount to local Oracle readers.

CAR VALETING Wash ‘N’ Go Mobile: 07821 370486 Contact: Dean dean@washngo.biz www.washngo.biz Fully insured mobile car valeting service.

Will travel to a location that is convenient for you.

Call for a clean car.

CARPENTRY Chatfield Carpentry Tel: 01732 871449 Mobile: 07985 273773 Contact: Steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors.

Quality workmanship at competitive prices.

Over 17 years experience City and Guilds qualified.

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RED Carpentry Tel: 01622 751447 Mobile: 07896 904056 Contact: Richard Dillon Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows.

Solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken.

Over 30 years experience.

CARPET CLEANING Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd Tel: 01732 872199 Contact: Chrissie 07801 561696 John 07860 100295 info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk Family run carpet cleaning company.

Also upholstery cleaning, Stain removal, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning.

NCCA and IICRC Certified.

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Excellent carpet cleaning at affordable prices.

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Robert Hodges MCFHP MAFHP Foot Care - Home visits Tel: 01732 886260 Mobile: 07975 631824 robertkhodges@yahoo.co.uk - Nail cutting and filing - Corns and calluses - Fungal nail infections - Verrucae - Discounted rates for couples - Experienced local service Member of the British Association of Foot Health Professionals

Tel/Fax: 01732 872527 Mobile: 07831 201929 Contact: John carpetfitter1@yahoo.co.uk 30 year’s experience.

Carpet & all accessories can be supplied.

Free measuring and estimates.

No job too small.

CARPET SHOP Rowling Carpets 787 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6DE Tel: 01732 521355 www.rowlingcarpets.uk NOW OPEN With a massive range of carpets, vinyls, laminates, luxury vinyl tiles, woods and artificial grass our showroom is now open.

Visit to see our range or call and arrange for us to visit.

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CCTV Greywood Installations Tel: 01732 222125 admin@greywoodinstallations.co.uk www.greywoodinstallations.co.uk Specialists in home CCTV security, digital aerial and satellite systems.

Digital high gain aerials.

Sky or Freesat satellite dishes.

HDMI Distribution systems.

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Garden of Covenant (Tonbridge)

Christ Church URC, High Street Tonbridge Tel: 01732 852385 Mobile: 07961 055203 info@gardenofcovenant.org Join us every Sunday.

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CLEANING

CARPET FITTER P J Carpet Fitters Leybourne

The Redeemed Christian Church of God

Sandy Pech MCFHP MAFHP Mobile: 07969 357634 s.pech181@btinternet.com Foot Health Practitioner Visiting practice including week-ends One price £25.00 Corns, callous, verrucas, ingrowing toe nails, hard skin removal etc.

Cinderella Dust Busters Ltd Office Line: 01732 887 091 Mobile: 07931 916 783 cinderelladustbustersuk@googlemail.com

www.cinderelladustbusters.co.uk Let us take over your house chores. Daily, weekly or fortnightly.

Insured, fully flexible and fully trained cleaners. *Cleaning, *Ironing, *Internal Windows, *After Party Cleans, *Private Waitressing, *Housekeeping, *Specialist Carpet cleaning, *Care of the Elderly *Requests welcome.

(See Colour Ad On Page 17) West Malling Podiatry & Chiropody 14-16 Swan Street, West Malling ME19 6LP Tel: 01732 848460 Contact: Marie Thomas Bsc(Hons), MChS westmallingpods@gmail.com

Kings Hill Cleaning Ltd 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 844484 info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk

HPC Registered Podiatrist l Corn & Callous Removal l Biomechanics & Orthotics l Verrucae l Ingrown Toenails Evening, weekend and home visits also available.

Friendly, professional, family run business. High standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. Materials supplied.

Regular, one-off & spring cleaning * New Housekeeping, ironing, shopping and errands service.* Call for a free estimate.

CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA CHOCOLATE PARTIES

Workshops and parties for lots of fun and lots of chocolatey goodies to take home.

Just £17.50 per head Also, truffle making workshops, hen nights & birthdays at the Chocolate Umbrella

42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Maid 2 Shine Tel: 01732 852707 Mobile: 07976 867088 maid_2shine@btinternet.com www.maid-2-shine-cleaning.co.uk Tailored packages to comply with your needs.

Hours & days to suit you.

Free quotation service.

Fully insured & vetted staff.

You’ll be satisfied or your dirt back free!

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COMPUTER SUPPORT

Time For You Tel: 0800 458 1127 Mobile: 07863 347587 north-kent@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk Honest, dependable and affordable police checked cleaner to your home.

Typically £10.95 per hour incl.

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COMPUTER SUPPORT AA Computer Services Mobile : 07904 910400 info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services.

Microsoft Certified Professional.

From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

ALTONE Computers Ltd Tel: 01732 354812 Mobile: 07771 707035 Contact: Alan www.altone.co.uk Providing excellent & friendly local service for 13 years.

Desktop and Laptop, Maintenance/ Repairs/Upgrades/Wireless/ Virus Removal/Custom Builds etc Fixed Costs, no hourly rates

Champ Computer Services Tel: 01732 843659 Mobile: 07887 566948 info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk The local PC experts for: -PC health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -Virus & spyware removal/protection -Complete PC installation & upgrades -No fix - no fee!

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CONSERVATORIES Howard Caine Conservatories Tel/Fax: 01732 321050 Mobile: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk New Conservatories, Refurbishment, Windows/Doors Check us out at Checkatrade.com Fully registered with FENSA Customer References Available.

(See Colour Ad On Page 6) Orangeries Southeast Ltd Tel/Fax: 01732 849020 Mobile: 07860 483348 info@orangeriessoutheast.com www.orangeriessoutheast.com From compact to prestigious and everything in between.

Available in hardwood, aluminum or PVCu. Quality windows and doors also available. With over 35 years’ experience within the industry we provide our clients with a high quality product and 1st class service.

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COUNSELLING APC Manpower Computer Services Tel: 01732 790099 Mobile: 07867771078 service@pcmanpower.co.uk VIRUS Removal Specialists Broadband or WiFi issues SLOW or Freezing computer PC not starting, Low Memory LAPTOP Repair, EMAIL problems Apple / iPad Repairs, Printer setup, Computer Cleanup.

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Claire Ede Counselling Offham Mobile: 07871 793538 claireedecounselling@aol.co.uk ww.claireede.co.uk An experienced B.A.C.P. fully accredited psychodynamic counsellor working with issues including relationships, depression, loss and anxiety.

For more information please see website or email.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

d DECORATORS Choice Painting & Decorating Tel: 01732 875507 Mobile: 07761 601896 Contact: Dean Woolterton City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

G J Services West Malling Mobile: 07764 684495 Tel: 01732 872125 Contact: Guy Williams gjservices@btinternet.com Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Tiling Free Estimates

Impact Decoration Tel: 01732 873726 Mobile: 07882 597433 Contact: Sam Gregory info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk Kings Hill based, polite and tidy.

Internal and External decoration.

City and Guilds qualified.

Dulux Select Approved Decorator.

Fully insured.

Domestic and Commercial clients.

Virtually dust free sanding.

Paper hanging.

D DECORATORS John Green Décor Ltd Tel: 0800 783 1916 sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk Which? Trusted trader and Dulux Approved Decorators undertaking: - All aspects of painting & decorating - Interior/exterior/insurance work - Domestic & Commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - Specialist spray finishes - Small refurbishment projects - Free consultation service JP's Decorating Mobile: 07956 874044 07944 126353 Contact: Phil jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small.

All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest.

I have many years experience.

Kings Hill based.

Domestic/Commercial & insurance.

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D DOG WALKING/SITTING For The Love Of Dogs Tel: 01622 719 619 Mobile: 07833 054900 Contact: Jenny ftlod@hotmail.com Honest and reliable/10 years exp.

Guaranteed quality dog walks, ‘home from home’, dog boarding service, home visit cat feeds, also ‘pet taxi’ service.

Just relocated from Surrey where I ran a very successful pet services business for over 10 years.

Brilliant references available.

DOUBLE GLAZING Trade Glaze Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD Tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS Parrish Painting & Decorating Mobile: 07967 190588 Contact: Mark For all your decorating needs.

A friendly, reliable service at competitive rates.

Qualified and fully insured.

Call for a free, no obligation quote.

DG Solutions (Kent) Limited Independent Offham Business Double Glazing Problems Solved Tel: 01732 842691 Mobile: 07870 213098 contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk Fault Finding, Repairs and Upgrades Windows, Doors, Locks & adjustments Misted Sealed Units, Handles and Hinges Upgrade to A-rated energy efficient units.

New Installation FENSA Insurance backed.

Free telephone advice and call out Over 30 years’ experience in industry.

Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB Tel/Fax: 01732 873754 Mob: 07971 542609/07824 887677 m.roast@gmail.com

SOS Window Works The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, ME20 7LZ Tel: 01622 206690 Mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp.

Insurance & Commercial work welcome References on request.

Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and Velux windows.

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D DRAINAGE & PLUMBING Ferdurco Solutions Limited Tel: 01732 252 112 enquiries@fedurcosolutions.co.uk www.ferdurcosolutions.co.uk For all your drainage needs.

Fast and reliable service.

Emergency 24 hours.

All blockages.

Domestic and commercial.

All plumbing work.

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DRIVEWAY CLEANING Kings Hill Drive Revive Mobile: 07875 682294 Contact: David Bishop contact@kingshilldriverevive.co.uk Driveway and patio cleaning.

Restore your drive to that just laid condition.

Re-sanding and sealing.

Fully insured.

10% discount for Kings Hill residents.

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR Glen’s Driving School Tel: 01732 841966 Mobile: 07525 209294 glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk Advanced Driving Instructor.

Pass Plus - Local friendly DSA Driving Instructor - Pass Plus - Competitive Rates - First lesson free - New A/C Peugeot

DRY CLEANING Kings Hill Dry Cleaners Shop 4, Liberty Square, Kings Hill West Malling, Kent ME19 4AU Tel: 01732 522233 info@kingshilldrycleaners.co.uk www.kingshilldrycleaners.co.uk All your dry cleaning needs.

Laundry.

Repairs and alterations.

Curtain and rug cleaning.

Blue Crown Membership Same day service.

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e-f ELECTRICIANS Andy Payne Electrical Tel: 01732 848879 Mobile: 07830 456928 ryarshelectrical@gmail.com Part P Domestic Electrician.

Napit Approved No 12146 City and Guilds 2330, 2382 BS7671 17th Edition.

2391 Inspection and Testing.

From fitting a new light through to a complete rewire and Periodic/Landlord Inspections.

Free quotes.

Domestic and Residential Electrical Services Tel: 01622 870147 Mobile: 07515 159821 Email: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home lighting, sockets & switches.

Full or Pprt rewire, security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval. NAPIT Approved No Call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice. No hidden extras.

L.T Security & Electrical Services Braeburn Way, Kings Hill,West Malling Contact: Lee Terry Tel: 01732 522 788 Mob: 07971 552 663 Email: leeterry4@googlemail.com Over 30 qualified years experience in Electrical & Security work in domestic & commercial properties (12 years locally) All Alarms and Security Systems installed & Existing Systems maintained. All electrical work undertaken with No callout charge. Very quick response & reliable friendly personal approach. Free Estimates.

No job too small. Experienced in working

for the elderly.

ELECTRICIANS

ASD Electrical Services Tel: 01634 753124 Mobile: 07885 605424 asdelectricalservices@gmail.com www.asdelectricalservices.co.uk

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Tel: 01732 844634 Mobile: 07957 209073 Contact: Mark Steward www.allseasonsltd.org.uk All types of garden fencing & gates. supplied, erected and repaired.

Close boarded.

Panel, post & rail, decking & pagodas.

No job too small.

No VAT charged.

Free quotations.

MW Fencing Tel: 01732 844671 Mobile: 07973 843198 Contact: Mark Wooler All types of fencing supplied & fitted.

Chain link, Pallisade Mesh, Panels, Post & rail Close boarded.

Gates.

Also tree felling, chipping, stump grinding and hedge cutting.

Member of Trust A Trader.

Parkers Fencing & Gate Automation

ESTATE AGENTS

ELECTRICIANS Tel: 01732 843438 Mobile: 07706 130061 Contact: Bob Battledore

FENCING

All Seasons Garden Fencing

Tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected.

ELECTRIC GATES & ROLLER SHUTTERS Gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas. Family run business. Free quotes. Over 18 yrs exp.

Visit our new website.

No job too small Maintenance and installation Domestic and commercial Repairs and fittings Free quotations No call out fee

Cobalt Contracts Ltd

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Tate Fencing

Tel: 01732 321331 sales@housetohomeonline.co.uk www.housetohomeonline.co.uk

Tel: 01732 852596 sales@tatefencing.co.uk www.tatefencing.co.uk

Sell your home for 0.5%* with no up-front fee!

New Tonbridge depot opening from Monday 2nd March.

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Tonbridge Fencing

Tel: 01732 852596 info@tonbridgefencing.co.uk www.tonbridgefencing.co.uk For Steel Fabrication Services.

Gates, Railings, Construction Beams, Staircases, Handrails, Bollards and much more.

Commercial and domestic enquiries welcome.

Established 60 years.

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Larkfield Kebab & Pizza 48 Martin Square, Larkfield, ME20 6QJ Tel: 01732 522552 larkfieldkebabpizza@gmail.com www.LFKP.co.uk Take advantage of our FREE delivery on orders over £12.

Home made kebabs and pizzas made from 100% fresh dough daily.

G GARDEN LANDSCAPERS Coe's Landscapes Tel: 07944 442442 Tim Coe 07785 543037 Peter Coe www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company Est.1970 Taking on jobs large and small.

Free quotes and will always try to beat other quotes.

We cover all of Kent.

Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting.

Large and small turfing and levelling.

FIRST AID AKA First Aid Training Specialist Churchill Square, Kings Hill Mobile: 07932 702195 kate.green15@yahoo.com We offer a rage of (QCF) First Aid Courses to suit Individuals, Schools, Childminders or Companies.

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FISH Kent Coast Fish Company Mobile: 07437 982574 facebook.com/kentcoastfishcompany Delivering premium quality fresh fish direct from the coast to the people of Kent.

Call,Text or find us on facebook for full price list.

FLOORING

K2 Flooring 14-16 High St,West Malling, ME19 6QR Tel: 0800 032 8967 info@k2flooring.co.uk www.k2flooring.co.uk Celebrating over 50 years trading.

1961-2011 Free estimates on all your flooring needs. Specialising in carpets, wood, laminate, Karndean,Amtico, vinyl blinds and underfloor heating.

Check out our price promise!

Head Office at Swanley 0800 032 8966

Kentish Turf & Landscape Services Mobile: 07967 514688 or 07462 323722 Contact: Paul Gower kentishturflandscape@yahoo.com www.kentishturflandscapes.com Grade A turf next day delivery service.

Specialists in groundcare, artificial turf, mini digger work, decking, fencing, hedges and tree care, clearances, pressure washing, contract mowing.

Domestic & Commercial.

Over 20 year’s experience.

GARAGE DOORS Garage Door Associates Showroom and Head Office 18 Holborough Road, Snodland Tel: 01732 590085 www.garagedoors4you.co.uk Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door.

Repairs and Spares Automation DIY advice Awnings Recommended by Kent Trading Standards

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS A D Landscapes Ltd Ightham Tel: 01732 763114 Mobile: 07790 036871 Contact: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management.

All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Marshalls Landscape Contractors Tel: 01732 807997 Mobile: 07768 911241 Contact: Tom Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Full landscaping service.

Fully insured and City & Guilds.

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Yew Tree Landscapes Larkfield Tel: 01732 848179 Mobile: 07850 175077 Contact: Kevin Kennett yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving.

Garden Artificial Grass, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.

All major credit/debit cards taken.

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GARDEN SERVICES

Garden Maintenance Freephone: 0800 511 8081 Contact: Mark All garden work undertaken.

Lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios.

Free estimates.

Regular maintenance or just a tidy.

No job too big or small.

References available.

City & Guilds qualified.

Over 25 years experience.

Woodgate Garden Maintenance Tel: 01634 242972 Mobile: 07547 478918 Contact: Paul Micallef Complete Garden Maintenance Lawn mowing, hedge cutting, turfing.

Trees pruned, topped or shaped, pressure washing One off or regular maintenance Fully Insured and CRB Checked Call for a FREE quote

GARDEN SERVICES Down To Earth Garden Services Tel: 01732 841904 Mobile: 07801 440994 Contact: Peter Roberts gpmpete@btinternet.com Full maintenance Grass cutting and hedge cutting Lawn treatment Garden clearance

Kings Hill Garden Services Based on Kings Hill Tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 07812 344740 Contact: Chris Coombs www.acaciatreecare.co.uk A complete garden service from mowing to clearance Hedge work and Tree Surgery Fencing - New or repaired NPTC qualified Fully Insured CRB checked Licensed Waste Carrier Call for a free quotation

G-H GAS & HEATING SERVICES Wicks Gas

LMS Garden Services Tel: 07513 578139 Contact: Chris Lawn mowing.

Weekly and fortnightly.

Grass cutting and garden maintenance.

Call for a free quote

M.J.L. GARDEN PRO

01732 872917 07919 183947 Mark Cheeseman mjlgardenpro@outlook.com - Garden & Grounds Maintenance - Clearance - Tree Surgery - Fencing - No job too small - Home & landlord properties - Business premsies - Public houses and hotels - Friendly, professional family business.

- Free estimates.

GAS & HEATING SERVICES Cannon Services (UK) Ltd Tel: 0800 311 8140 office@cannon-services.co.uk 10 Years warranty incl. parts & labour* (On selected models) 1 years free boiler breakdown cover. £400 off your boiler installation. ** (For a limited time only) (See Colour Ad On Page 11)

Tel: 01732 883544 Mobile: 07748 780811 Contact: Gerald Wicks wicksgas@btinternet.com Service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation.

GAS SAFE REGISTERED.

GOLF CLUB West Malling Golf Club Trottiscliffe Road Addington West Malling Kent ME19 5AR Tel: 01732 844785 Email: info@westmallinggolf.com Offers two excellent 18 hole courses, a well appointed club house, practice facilities and golf shop for both members and visitors.

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE Elise - Freelance mobile stylist Mobile: 07530 203451 Contact: Lisa A London experience in the comfort of your home.

Specialising in precision haircuts and fashion colour.

Bridal hair and make-up.

Over 20yrs exp originally based at Vidal Sassoon in Knightsbridge.

Also available evenings & weekends.

Call for a free no obligation consultation.

HANDYMAN Chelsea Gas and Waterworks Tel: 01732 321754 Mobile: 07973 138489 Contact: Simon Williams chelseagaswks@aol.com Gas Safe Registered: 36297 Unvented hot water storage C&G Electrical BS7671 17th Edition All aspects of Gas, CH & HW repair, servicing & installation undertaken.

Friendly, reliable service.

Landlord’s Gas Safety Certificates Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Assembly Man Home Tel: 0173 249 0071 Mobile: 0780 694 9999 Contact: David Hughes assemblyman.dave@gmail.com Flat Pack assembly, Outdoor furniture assembly, Home playground assembly, Fence & Shed painting, Patio & Drive power washing, Picture/Mirror hanging, Shelving, Water features, Small to medium odd jobs. Free No Obligation Quote Senior Discount Public Liability Insurance Held.

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Derek’s Home Maintenance Ltd

Tel: 01634 244061 Mobile: 07941 172176 derekdhmltd@blueyonder.co.uk You buy and I fit kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, taps, guttering, general household repairs, radiators.

Free quotations.

Fully insured.

Inside Out Domestic Property Maintenance Mobile: 07726 525633 Contact: Bob insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Floor & Wall Tiling - Door Hanging Shelving & Racking - Furniture Assembly - Pressure Washing Patio & Drive Cleaning. Gardening Guttering. No Job Too Small Free Estimates and Friendly Advice.

Full Public Liability Insurance.

Estate Agent approved.

Steve’s Home & Garden Services Tel: 01732 846420 Mobile: 07758 311576 Doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing Decking - Patios - Gardening Decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

Fully insured.

HOMECARE Audley Care Tel: 01622 633101 www.audleycare.co.uk

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Danmar Kitchens 51 High Sreet, West Malling Kent, ME19 6QH Tel: 01732 848333 info@danmarkitchens.co.uk www.danmarkitchens.co.uk Kitchens Bathrooms Studies Come and visit our showroom.

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IRONING SERVICES Bespoke Ironing Tel: 01732 874 521 Mobile: 07803 788325 Contact: Claire Dolke claire@bespokeironing.co.uk www.bespokeironing.co.uk Your local and reliable ironing service.

I offer a bespoke, professional BUT affordable ironing service.

25 items for £20 Free collection and delivery.

Extra Hands Ironing & Shirt Laundry The Colonnade 10 West Street West Malling ME19 6QX Tel: 01732 872159 Mobile: 07956 864860 www.extrahandsironing.co.uk Central West Malling Drop Shop Open 9-3 Monday - Fridays & 9.30-12.30 Saturdays Clear pricing.

Fully insured.

Collection and delivery service.

JEWELLERS Andrew Smith Jewellers 89 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6NA

For care that’s wrapped around you.

Tel: 01732 843087 www.andrewsmithjewellers.co.uk

Remember you don’t have to change your routine just to make things easier for us. It’s the other way around.

Competitive pricing for unwanted or damaged gold items.

Professional, friendly advice.

Open 9am-5.30pm Mon to Sat

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DL Kitchens Tel: 01732 844746 Mobile: 07792 670141/07841 658821 Contact: Dave or Matthew davelovelock@talktalk.net Kitchens supplied & fitted or fit only.

All work carried out from start to finish incl. plastering, plumbing, wall & floor tiling, carpentry and electrics.

All work insured and guaranteed.

Contact this local family business for more info.

LAWNMOWER REPAIRS Mr Mower Mobile: 0759 671 9295 Contact: Rob All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service.

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LEGAL ADVICE

DILIGENT LAW

Tel: 01732 31 6000 info@diligentlaw.co.uk Wills & Power Of Attorney Legal Advice - Probate, Deputyship - Disability Welfare - Negligence, Litigation - Employment Issues - Debt Recovery (See Colour Ad On Page 18)

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A.Maidstone Locksmiths 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS Tel: 01622 410057 Mobile: 07837 751611 Contact: John john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service.

Domestic and Commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted.

UPVC specialists.

KCC trading standard approved.

LOFT LADDERS & HATCHES LOFT LADDERS

Tel: 01732 840744 Mobile: 07751 256725 FREE ESTIMATES Loft ladders supplied and fitted with a hinged hatch. Also loft flooring.

Qualified City and Guilds carpenter.

Fully insured for your peace of mind.

All work guaranteed. 20 year exp.

OPTICIANS

2 Liberty Square, Kings Hill West Malling, Kent ME19 4AU Tel: 01732 875544 enquiries@kingshillopticians.co.uk www.kingshillopticians.co.uk Hospital quality eye test.

Advanced retinal scanning only £40.

Open late evenings until 8pm.

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Independant Local Opticians Varilux Specialist: Demonstrations Available Corporate eyecare vouchers accepted Contact us to book your next eye examination.

Terms and conditions apply.

Please ask in practice for more details.

PET SERVICES Your Furry Friend's Friend Dog Walker and Pet Sitter

32 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6QR 01732 841403 www.westmallingopticians.co.uk Frames from Budget to Bespoke.

OVEN CLEANERS Oven Angels Tel: 01892 514552 Mobile: 07901 857608 www.ovenangels.co.uk Female oven cleaning team using environmentally approved bio degradable, eco friendly products.

Now in their 17th year.

Prices from £45. Fully insured.

As written in the Evening Standard & Daily Telegraph.

Oven Wizards Tel: 01622 616168 Mobile: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £49. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000's of local clients.

Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

PARTY SUPPLIES 18-20 Swan Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6LP 01732 848384 www.swanopticians.co.uk

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Best Parties Store West Malling Post Office, 30 Swan Street, West Malling, Kent. ME19 6JZ Tel: 01732 843204 wmbestparties@gmail.com www.facebook.com/Bestparties We have an extensive range of Helium Balloons, Party Banners, Party decor, tableware, pinata's, candles, greeting cards, toys, gifts, invites etc, for all your party needs.

Visit instore or find us on facebook.

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Tel: 01732 842807 Mobile: 07709 025684 Contact: Lisa LisaG_GTI@hotmail.co.uk facebook.com/YourFurryFriendsFriend A friendly and reliable dog walking and daily pet care service, including visiting cats, rabbits, guinea pigs and chickens.

Available 7 days a week.

Fully insured and police checked

PHOTOGRAPHER Stanford Photographic Tel: 01732 841759 Mobile: 07956 240604 Contact: Maurice maurice@stanfordphotographic.co.uk www.stanfordphotographic.co.uk facebook.com/stanford-photographic Wedding and event photographer providing bespoke wedding packages.

Events include: School Proms, Dinner & Dances, Award Ceremonies, Dog Shows, Equestrian Events.

Print on site facility.

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John Ascot Plumbing Tel: 01732 590827 Mobile: 07515 884653 www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk

Tony Nelson Plumbing Tel: 01732 220443

All aspects of plumbing and drainage.

Boiler installations and repairs.

Gas and heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

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Plumbing - all plumbing undertaken.

Heating - radiators and boilers Gas - boilers installed and repaired.

Drainage - cleaning, jetting & repairs.

24 hours - 1 hour response.

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PRESSURE CLEANING Wall 2 Wall Plastering Tel: 01634 313326 Mobile: 07843 881657 Contact: Joe Bunting wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk Fully qualified Plasterer.

Internal & external plastering.

Rendering & pebble dashing.

Skimming & plaster boarding.

Coving. Painting and decorating.

Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.

K McCarthy Heating & Plumbing Engineering Services Tel: 01732 847363 Mobile: 07851 774726 Gas Safe Registered Engineer & qualified plumber All gas and plumbing work undertaken Free estimates No call out charge No Vat

PLUMBERS DL Plumbing Addington Tel: 01732 844746 Mobile: 07792 670141 All plumbing work undertaken.

From a dripping tap to a new bathroom.

Including tiling and flooring.

Hylton Plumbing Services West Malling Tel: 01732 843086 Mobile: 07970 528822 Contact: Hylton Visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. No call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr Emergency Call Out. (See Colour Ad On Page 19)

Seton Specialist Cleaning Tel: 01622 756017 Mobile: 07443 894580 www.setonspecialistcleaning.co.uk High Pressure Exterior Cleaning Driveways, Patios, Paths, Decking We can pressure clean them all!

Local established company Very competitive prices Free quotations

PRINTER Reliable Local Plumber Ltd Tel: 01732 617350 Mobile: 07765 536559 info@reliablelocalplumber.co.uk www.reliablelocalplumber.co.uk Plumbing and gas services.

From a dripping tap to full central heating and boiler installations.

24 hr Emergency call out.

See website for full list of services.

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*Subject to Terms & Conditions

The Farmhouse - West Malling Tel: 01732 843257

UK/European moves.

Large and light removals.

Packing service available.

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r-s RECRUITMENT Audley Care Tel: 0871 226 3775 recruitment@audleycare.co.uk www.audleycare.co.uk We are now recruiting homecarers in your area to deliver high quality care and domestic support to our customers living in their own homes.

Please call if you are interested in joining our friendly Audley Care Team.

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REMOVALS

Tel: 01622 205738 Mobile: 07932 715072 Contact: John McKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk Local & national Full house & single items Dismantle & reassemble service Hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. Shipping.

Free Estimates Fully insured professional service

RESTAURANT Frankâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Restaurant & Mussel Bar 53-55 High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QH Tel: 01732 843247 enquiries@franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com www.franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com

21 mussels, a la carte menu, 16 Belgian beers, Sunday lunch till 4.30pm, small weddings, private function room.

Household/office removals.

Local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. Established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

ROOFING William Kent & Sons Roofing Tel: 01732 824059 Mobile: 07778 586865 Contact: Bill All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Reg waste carrier.

SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE TLC Scrap Metal Tel: 07804 057096 Contact: Tom Calvert Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection.

Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

SKIP HIRE Haffenden Skip Hire East Malling Tel: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 Mobile: 07850 049246 2yd to 12yd skips available.

Local reliable service.

Call for competitive rates.

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Goodfellows Removals & Storage Ashtree Farm, Teston Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 5RL Tel: 01732 841841 Fax: 01622 753708

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All aspects of roofing and property maintenance work undertaken, from general repair and household DIY work, to complete re-roofs and rebuilds.

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SOLICITORS Berry & Lamberts Solicitors Churchill Square Business Centre Suite 9, 60 Churchill Square Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 897925 Fax: 01732 897935 kingshill@the-solicitors.co.uk www.the-solicitors.co.uk For professional, honest and friendly advice.

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All your favourite sweets, party bags & Kebabs made to order with free message tag.

Candy Cakes any size/colour Delicious Luxury English Truffles Macaroons, Nougat & specialities Ice Creams, Sorbets & Slush Drinks 42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk

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TAXI & EXECUTIVE CARS Kingshill Cars Tel: 01732 871234 01622 791400 www.kingshillcars.com Open 24 hours throughout Kings Hill to West Malling from ÂŁ5 Smart reliable drivers always needed No extra charge after midnight Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t drink and drive!

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Tree Surgery, Felling & Removal Hedge Cutting & Trimming Qualified, Experienced & Reliable Fully Insured & Value for Money Call Today For Your Free Quotation

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Tel: 01622 208426 Contact: Gary or Caroline Everest hello@qualitree-services.co.uk www.qualitree-services.co.uk

Interior Decor Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ

Tel: 01732 871042 interiordecor@hotmail.co.uk www.interiordecorkent.co.uk

Re-upholstery, loose covers and curtain making carried out by City & Guilds craftsmen with over 30 years experience in your fabric or ours.

Reliable local service.

WINDOW CLEANERS Abbi Window Cleaning Tel: 0800 055 6082 We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole System ensures privacy.

Reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above conservatories no problem. Large house specialist.

Domestic and commercial.

Police checked operator.

Call now for your free estimate.

WEBSITE DESIGN All Clean Windows Webexpand Tel: 01732 84 24 54 www.webexpand.co.uk Web design Online shops E-Commerce Google promotion Expand your business on the web with webexpand.

TREE SURGERY Acacia Tree and Garden Care Tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 07812 344740 (24 hrs) Contact: Chris Coombs acacia.trees@btinternet.com www.acaciatreecare.co.uk NPTC Qualified tree surgeons Fully insured.

Free written quotations All tree work undertaken-big or small. All landscaping undertaken.

Gardening, mowing, fencing, hedges and garden clear ups.

Local resident - on call 24 hours

WINDOWS Trade Glaze Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD Tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

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Fully insured.

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Masterfit Tel: 01634 232542 Mobile: 07946 095051 ghotham@btinternet.com masterfithomeimprovements.co.uk

Mobile: 07802 396696 Contact: David

Windows, doors, conservatories, UPVC Fascias, Double Glazing Repairs.

Coming to King Hill Starting 1st week of July Yoga for Beginners Also 1-2-1 Core classes and personal training. Boot camp and HIT extreme circuits.

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10-11am Music mayhem children's music for 0-5yrs at Snodland Comm. Centre. 07815 775504 10.15am Zumba Gold at KHCH. Call Claire 07970 482421 for details 10.30am Baby Massage course in West Malling, Call Massage Your Baby on 01732 847605 10-11.15am Yoga (Mixed level) at Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451 12.45pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy/beginners class.

2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. More advanced. 01732 870715.

6.30pm (50 mins) and 8.30pm (30 mins) Insanity at KH School. Call Claire 07970 482421 7.30pm Zumba at Kings Hill School – Claire 07970 482421 for details.

8pm Zumba at Wateringbury Primary School. All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 (Not 6 or 13/4) Musical Bumps 9.15am 1-3, 10.15am Baby Group (under 1 year) at KHCH 10.45am Buddha Baby & 11.15am Buddha Tots Yoga - Buddha Buddies 01632 611768 1.15-2.45pm Improver/ Intermediate Linedancing at Wateringbury VH. 01732 872624 7pm Zumba at Wateringbury Village Hall. All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 7.30-9.30pm The Snodland Women's Club at the Snodland Community Centre, Paddlesworth Road, ME6 5DP First week free. Contact Amanda Clark on 07983 159989 for more details.

Tuesdays 7.30-8.30pm Pilates at Kings Hill School with Claire 07970 482421 Wednesdays Musical Bumps 9.15am 2+, 10am 1+, 11am Baby Group (under 1 year), 12noon 3+ at KHCH Wednesdays 9.15-10.15am Pilates at Addington Village Hall with Claire 07970 482421 Wednesdays 9.45am Singalong Baby Sign in West Malling £5 per class for advanced bookings or £6 for drop in sessions. For more information please call 07768 447657 Wednesdays 10.45am Little Bright Sparks fun phonics literacy and numeracy classes £5.50 for advanced bookings or £6.50 for drop in sessions. For more information please call 07768 447657 Wednesdays 11am-12pm New Tai Chi & Qigong class, Conference Hall, Seekers Trust, Addington ME19 5BJ. First class free. Info: call Suzanne 01732 605732 or sjuta@tiscali.co.uk (No class Wed June 3) Wednesdays 6.15-7.15pm Weight Watchers, KHCH, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill - Leader Judith 01622 683382 Wednesdays 6.15pm Insanity 50 mins class. Call Claire 07970 482421 Wednesdays 6.30-7.45pm Vinyasa Flow yoga in Borough Green. Julie on 07989 185425 Wednesdays 7.30pm C213 Bridge Club at Offham VH. Beginners and experienced players all welcome. For details call Steve Wileman on 01732 841823 or Pamela Blunden on 01732 848717.

Wednesdays 8-10pm The Larkfield Women's Club at the Church Farm Village Hall. First week free. Contact Sarah Layland on 07786 364063 for more details.

Wednesdays 8pm - 9pm Latin-American & Ballroom Beginners Class - Kings Hill call Lynn 07775265053 Thursday Musical Bumps 9.45am Mixed Age (12-36months) at Church Farm Hall, Larkfield, ME20 6ST Thursday 10.15am Buddha Babies & 11am Buddha Tots Yoga - Buddha Buddies 01632 611768 Thursdays (1st Thurs) 2pm U3A (University of the Third Age) KHCC Mark Richards on 01622 201985.

Thursdays 6.15pm-7.15pm, Complete Beginners Pilates, Dance Studio, Malling School 01622 715576 Thursdays 7.15pm-8.15pm, New Yoga Pilates Dance fusion, Dance Studio, Malling School, 01622 715576 Fridays 10.30am Buddha Babies @ Holborough Lakes Village Hall. Buddha Buddies 01632 611768 Fridays 12.30pm - 1.15pm Strictly Line Dancing - Kings Hill call Lynn 07775265053 Fridays 8-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Contact Peter 01622 717491.

Saturdays 8am Insanity 50 mins class. Call Claire 07970 482421 Saturdays (2nd Sat) 10am - 2pm Offham Farmers Market at Spadework, Teston Road, Offham. 01732 870002.

Saturday (2nd Sat) 10-11.30am Free Fit Club at Barham Court, Teston, Maidstone. Call Leo: 07983 506928 Saturdays 8.45-9.45am YOGA (Beginners) Offham Village Hall Bridget 07963 235451 Saturdays 10-11.15 am YOGA (Mixed Level) Offham Village Hall Bridget 07963 235451 Sundays 9.30am St Gabriel’s, Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at Discovery School, Kings Hill. Sunday School 1st, 2nd and 4th Sundays of the month.

Sundays (4th Sun) 9.30-1.30pm West Malling Farmers Market, High Street, West Malling.

Sundays 4.30pm 3rd Sunday, Girls’ Brigade Service at Discovery School, Kings Hill. (Term time only) Saturday 11 July 11am-2pm West Malling Primary School Summer Fayre. Free entrance & live band. Please email FWestMalling@west-malling.kent.sch.uk if you would like a stall.

Saturday 11 July 12.30-3pm The Discovery School Traditional Summer Fair, Kings Hill Saturday 11 July 11am-3pm Potpourri Family day of Fellowship and Dance at Larkfield & East Malling Methodist Church, New Hythe Lane, Larkfield, ME20 6PN. Saturday 11 July 7.30pm EMS Summer Concert at Church of St James the Great. Tickets £10/12 01622 750943 Saturday 18 July 3.30pm Mereworth Children’s Choir present The Wizard of Oz at St Lawrence Church, Mereworth. Free entry and all welcome.

Saturday 18 July 6pm-10.30pm A night of Queen at Leybourne Castle Monday 20 July 8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Moody Mare, Seven Mile Lane. Tickets from £5 Friday 31 July 8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Wheatsheaf, West Malling. Tickets £12 07976 637804.

Saturday 5 Sept 2-3.15pm Larkfield Flower, Vegetable, Fruit and Produce Show at Larkfield and East Malling Methodist Church Hall, ME20 6PN. Details from 01634 245767

Please re-submit your events for the August edition by 20th July, info@thelocaloracle.co.uk