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Month 83: December 2010

Distribution 15,000 homes & businesses

Your monthlY guide to local services in and around

Kings Hill & west malling aDDingtOn, BiRling, east malling, Halling, HOlBOROUgH, laRKfielD, leyBOURne, meRewORtH, OffHam, RyaRsH, snODlanD, tROttiscliffe & wateRingBURy

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Dear Readers As the Christmas Season is well underway, we hope you are enjoying the various events that have taken place so far. There are many more planned so do check out our events page and support your local groups and Charities. Father Christmas will be visiting the area so do watch out! If you are looking for something to wear then why not contact dress2impress. You may also need to book a tanning session and make sure your nails are manicured but don't forget to book your taxi

FREEPOST RLTA-RHGB-LXSZ PO BOX 314, WEST MALLING ME19 6WN TEL 01732 521494 (Jane) Accounts/Sales 01732 844246 (Anna) Artwork/Sales info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

to ensure the evening is a for support during 2010 and success!! You can find look forward to continued everything you need in the support in 2011. local Oracle! We are always interested in Just a reminder that you can feedback and would love to view all of the local Oracle hear your news so please do editions on our website keep in touch. www.thelocaloracle.co.uk so if this booklet is lost amongst Have a great Christmas and your Christmas cards it will see you in the New Year. not be the end of the world!! We thank Tyra Hartman (Age Anna & Jane 9) from Kings Hill who has provided our front cover this month. We would also like to thank our readers, advertisers, distributors and printers

CUT OFF DATES FOR ADVERTISING OR FREE EVENTS LISTINGS FOR THE JANUARY EDITIONS ARE:

Kings Hill/West Malling Allington/Barming/Ditton Paddock Wood/Tonbridge

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We will continue with our event listings page but if you have a big charity event in the local area, we want to hear from you.

have you got some local news about the area? have you got local photos for our front cover? are you a member of a local group that needs members? We want to hear from you... info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

are you a local charity group? do you know a local person that deser ves some recognition for services to our local community? We want to hear from you... info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

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the Kings hill rotary club (Provisional) was started at the end of 2009 by a small group of wive s of rotarians in the hope of setting up a new and vibrant group to make a differenc e on a local, national and internatio nal level. now with 20 members, on 13th december the group will be inaugura ted and become a fully fledged rotary club .

the club meet ever y monday evening at the spitfire, near to asda Kings hill start ing at 7pm. Please feel free to visit and find out how you can make a differenc e too. email: khrc09@yahoo.com

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inDex tHe lOcal news tHe lOcal events cOlOUR aDveRts Kings Hill map inDex accountants acupuncture aerials appliance repair architect/design artist audio visual Badminton* Bathrooms* Beauty Beauty salon Belly dancing* Blinds & awnings Book Keeping Building refurbishment Building services* Business networking Business opportunties car Body repairs car sales car servicing & repairs car valeting carpentry* carpet cleaner carpet & upholstery cleaning carpet Fitter carpet supplier catering cattery cctv children’s day care children’s Parties* chimney sweep chiropody & Podiatry chiropractor christian Worship christmas market

clairvoyant cleaning - domestic/commercial* circuit training* computer support conservatories console repairs curtain makers decorators* double glazing double glazing repairs dress agency driving instructor education electricians event/Party Planning Facias, soffit & guttering Father christmas*

Fencing* Fruit & veg Fund raising/support* Funeral services garage doors garden landscapers garden maintenance garden services gas & heating services* granite Worktops hairdressing hairstylist - mobile handyman hypnotherapy ironing services Key cutting Kitchen design & installation* Kitchen splashbacks leaflets locksmith loft ladders & hatches nlP (see hypnotherapy)

oddjobs osteopathy oven cleaners Paving Photography Piano teacher Plastering Plumbers Printers Property maintenance Psychic clairvoyant recruitment* reflexology & reiki* removals retirement village saving money scrap metal clearance shoe repairs shutters skip hire soffits & Facias solicitors soul music sports massage sweet shop take away tanning taxi service* tiling toys and games tree surgeon veterinary surgeons volunteers Web designers* Wellbeing Wig consultant Windows Window cleaners UsefUl nUmBeRs events cOlOUR aDveRts * new advertisers

all adverts are placed in good faith and the local Oracle takes no responsibility for any issues arising from the use of suppliers who have advertised.


What can the local oracle do for you? We cover three areas with over 10,000 distribution in each giving a total of 36,000 homes covered by the local oracle Kings Hill, west malling, larkfield, leybourne, Offham, addington, mereworth and wateringbury and now Halling, Holborough & snodland. paddock wood, tonbridge, Hadlow, five Oak green, east peckham and matfield and now aylesford, Barming, allington and Ditton. We have many options for you to use for your business: standard advert only in the a-Z section 1/4 page colour advert (including a standard advert) 1/2 page colour advert (including a standard advert) full page colour advert (including a standard advert) each edition of the local oracle is updated each month and put onto our website which also helps to promote your business. We can print, supply and deliver 1,000 to 36,000 leaflets across all distribution areas. call now for information 01732 844246 or 01732 521494 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk Printed by scaRBUtts


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accountants accsys accountants limited turkey mill – maidstone - me14 5PP tel: 01622 671 835 contact: Will enquiries@accsysltd.co.uk www.accsysltd.co.uk · · · · ·

accounts – tax – Payroll – vat small Business specialists Fixed Fees unlimited telephone support For Free guides visit our website

auker Hutton chartered accountants the stables, little coldharbour Farm tong lane, lamberhurst tunbridge Wells, Kent tn3 8ad tel: 01892 891902 contact: neil thomas Fca neil@aukerhutton.co.uk Personal and company accounts and taxation, business start up, company incorporation, tax planning, bookkeeping, payroll and vat.

taxassist accountants 714 london road, larkfield me20 6Bl tel: 0845 5212241 mobile: 07808 896292 contact: gary richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/garyrichards Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises. (see colour ad On page 47)

acupuncture nutrition tel: 01732 873610 mobile: 07941 193214 contact: Wendy lewis specialist in fertility issues, addiction, back pain, iBs and other distressing complaints. (see colour ad On page 37)

aerials 1st for aerials tel: 01732 361174 mobile: 07515 775 662 new digital aerials multi point systems Full tv installs old aerials dismantled Fully insured all work guaranteed special senior citizen rates Free quotes given all work carried out to a high standard at low prices. southern satellite & aerial tel: 01892 833007 www.southernsatellite.co.uk installed by your local experts. Free call out and quotation. senior citizen discount. minimum of 12 month warranty. Freeview, Freesat & sky installed. 20% off on production of this advert until 2012. (see colour ad On page 35) the aerial man tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614 mobile: 07910 288086 satellite tv in all rooms. new digital aerials. Free to view channels. no subscription fees. itv2, c5 etc. insurance (storm damage jobs undertaken) special rates for senior citizens. no call out charge. all work and equipment guaranteed. (see colour ad On page 37) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

Jeff smith Domestic appliance Repairs st Bernards dean lane harvel nr meopham Kent tel/Fax: 01474 816661 installation and repairs to washing machines, tumble dryers, dishwashers, electric ovens, hobs, fridges and freezers.

architectural design creative architectural Design ltd tel: 01732 824354 contact: graham Jones improve your home creatively and cost effectively. Full design services. Porches & conservatories. extensions & internal alterations. individual dwellings. Planning & building regulations. applications submitted on your behalf. listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

artist christopher marshall luddesdowne nr meopham tel/Fax: 01474 813434 contact: christopher marshall

info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints. (see colour ad On page 40)

audio visual av custom installs mobile: 07973 400480 contact: stephen smith stephen@avcustominstalls.co.uk www.avcustominstalls.co.uk audio and visual advice sales and installations specialist multi-room, home theatre, system calibration and remote controls. 14 years experience. Fully insured Quote oracle for free consultation. (see colour ad On page 38)


a-B audio visual Hang-your-tv mobile: 07932 758363 colin@hang-your-tv.com www.hang-your-tv.co.uk Plasma and lcd wall mounting service. surround sound systems fitted or configured. hidden cables. Freesat and sonos sales and service. 16 years experience. Fully insured. Please visit website for details. (see colour ad On page 42)

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Burnhill Kitchens ltd tel: 01732 373515 contact: lynsey Free design & Quotation service on all Bathrooms and Bedrooms. Full Project management service including building works. sliding glass door systems & fixed doors for bedrooms and wet rooms etc. for Bathrooms. For a free introductory pack on some of our ranges and services offered including customer testimonials call lynsey. (see colour ad On page 37)

coralline 86 high street West malling Kent me19 6ne tel: 01732 872200 Yon Ka French products used for facials and body treatments. oPi manicures and Pedicures. acrylic, fibreglass, gel lacquer. eye brow/lash tinting. eye lash extensions/perming. indian head massage. Friendly staff in luxury surroundings. (see colour ad On page 40)

in-space UK ltd

Designer tans Beauty & tanning salon 58 malling road, snodland, Kent

tel: 01732 841883 mobile: 07831 366122 simon@in-spaceuk.co.uk in-spaceuk.co.uk Kitchens, bathrooms, bedrooms, refurbishments and garden rooms. surveys, quotations without obligation, supply only and complete installations. (see colour ad On page 44)

Badminton Badminton classes tel: 01622 735463 contact: grahame or tel: 01732 841358 contact: Paul Friendly club welcomes new members (all standards) venue: snodland village hall. Fridays 8.30pm no sub - pay when attending. contact for further details.

Bathrooms Beautiful Kitchens, Bedrooms and Bathrooms tel: 01732 550020 mobile: 07889 028889 contact: nigel Kitchen looking tired? shower worse for wear? invest in a quality kitchen or bathroom. let Beautiful Kitchens, Bedrooms and Bathrooms help you make the most of your home you’re in.

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Kent Bathrooms - KB Waste tel: 01634 855565 mobile: 07850 705099 Fax: 01634 852525 info@kentbathrooms.co.uk www.kentbathrooms.co.uk design - supply complete installations Wet room installations Bathrooms, ensuites, cloakrooms, shower rooms, Baths, showers, Fitted Furniture, towel rails, radiators, Whirlpool Baths.

BeautY - moBile charlotte meeks mobile: 07522 214602 charmeeks09@googlemail.com Fully qualified Beauty therapist offering a range of mobile beauty treatments. massage manicures and pedicures Waxing and tinting male grooming holiday packages Pamper, princess & hen parties. (see colour ad On page 39) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

tel: 01634 242564 acrylic/fibre-glass nails dermalogica Facials eyelash extensions and tint spray tanning & sunbeds Waxing ear Piercing coffee shop & relaxation lounge (see colour ad On page 41)

BellY dancing learn to Belly Dance mobile: 07885 582970 contact: Julie atiya@easterndance.com www.easterndance.com Want to keep fit, tone-up and have lots of fun in the new Year? new classes start 7th January then every Friday night from 7-8pm at the Kings hill community centre Places limited! call today! (see colour ad On page 38)

Blinds penumbra Blinds & solar control ltd unit 2 albans Farm romford road Pembury Kent tn2 4BB tel: 01892 825522 mobile: 07767 326211 contact: stuart munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films. (see colour ad On page 45)


B BooK KeePing Diamond accounting services tel: helen court aca 07984 571789 Yvonne trusty maat 07984 571579 info@diamondaccountingservices.co.uk www.diamondaccountingservices.co.uk • Book-keeping • vat • management accounts • Payroll • Year end accounts & returns • self assessment tax returns Based in maidstone, we offer a personal, flexible & affordable service tailored to suit your needs.

Building reFurBishment pete sloman Building Refurbishment Decorating and maintenance tel: 01732 842258 mobile: 07748 102320 all general building work including Painting and decorating, Joinery and tiling. references available Free estimates advice on affordable solutions.

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artisan Developments ltd “the extension specialists” tel: 01622 729424 Fax: 01622 725207 artisandevs@aol.com www.artisandevelopments.com the clean and efficient house extension specialists with experience and references in your local area. Bridge Developments ltd suite 36, 60 churchill square Kings hill, West malling me19 4Yu tel: 01732 525844 mobile: 07930 128813 contact: alan Baber alan.babar@bridgedevelopments.co.uk www.bridgedevelopments.co.uk extentions specialists, conversions new Build, renovations design services, alterations (see colour ad On page 34)

artbuild ltd tel/Fax: 01622 817225 mobile: 07981 340893 jeff@artbuild.co.uk www.artbuild.co.uk Federation of master builders. extensions & renovations, hard landscaping, swift approved cladding & guttering, tiled and flat roofing, kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrics, flooring and decorating. an established family company. (see colour ad On page 38)

tel: 01732 842863 mobile: 07956 313287 0 7834 810453 contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving. Fully insured. all work guaranteed. established over 20 years. R Blackman general maintenance tel: 01892 838668 mobile: 07887 948430 contact: richard Blackman www.rb-gm.co.uk roofing, guttering, Pvc fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork. interior and exterior painting. Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

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Building services aapm construction mobile: 07884 436279 Fax: 01634 247682 contact: Paul info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. all types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted. Free estimates. as seen on itv’s 60 minute makeover!

paul tann ltd

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mobile: 07961 038810 contact: edward www.ehcbs.co.uk loft conversions Kitchens, Bathrooms general carpentry and building work Free estimates.

fHD property services 3 eden Way Kings hill me19 4gY tel: 01732 870220 mobile: 07767 355563 contact: ray may www.fhdpropertyservices.co.uk extensions - renovations Kitchens and bathrooms ceramic tiling - Painting Fitting of wooden & laminate floors repairs & home maintenance For complete service and guaranteed satisfaction. all work fully insured. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

west malling chamber of commerce email: mail@wmchamber.org.uk www.wmchamber.org.uk the chamber is currently looking at how businesses can help each other in West malling and would welcome your input. Your voice in the community.

Business oPPortunitY income for mums tel: 01732 521494 contact: Jane marshall jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.income4mums.co.uk Work from home. child friendly. Work the hours you choose. no targets or exams. on going commission. Full training.


B-c Business oPPortunitY Utility warehouse Discount club authorised Distributor networking marketing Business tel: 01732 521494 contact: Jane marshall jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk major British Plc is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided. call for more information.

c car BodY rePairs the car Remarket 778 london road, larkfield, Kent tel: Freephone 0800 856 0430 all aspects of body repairs and paint work from minor scrapes to major accident repairs. Fibreglass and plastic repairs. mot welding. insurance work. call or pop in.

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Kings Hill cars north lodge 584 malling road West malling Kent me19 4Pu tel: 01732 220540 Fax: 01732 875956 good quality cars, bought and sold. specialist vehicle sourcing. company vehicle sourcing. all makes available. Please ring for help.

car BodY rePairs autospray solutions mobile: 07773 340049 contact: Ben mobile Body shop. Body repairs, bumper scuffs and scratches. all vehicle cosmetic repairs are carried out on site at your work or home, resulting in signifcant savings of up to 50% when compared to traditional body shop methods. call now for your free quotation.

saaB the largest saab dealer in the uK tel: 020 7480 7540 www.saabcity.com see our full page advert for some fantastic offers on delivery mileage saabs. Just like new but at used car prices. very limited selection! Put something different on your drive!

car service & rePairs smart surgeon mobile car Body Repairs tel: 01732 872614 mobile: 07591 719229 smart_surgeon@yahoo.co.uk Bumper scuffs Key marks/dents scratches cracked plastics repairs on wings and bumpers. have your car repaired on your drive or at work.

autocraft 778 london road larkfield Kent tel: 01732 840892 contact: John Podd main@autocraftlarkfield.co.uk Book on line and receive annual reminders via text or email at www.autocraftlarkfield.co.uk mot’s - servicing & repairs diagnostics air conditioning Body repairs and resprays don’t forget to mention the local oracle

c car valeting wash ‘n’ go mobile: 07821 370486 contact: dean dean@washngo.biz www.washngo.biz Fully insured mobile car valeting service. Will travel to a location that is convenient for you. Phone for price list.

carPentrY Blackledge Joinery tel: 01622 820 428 mobile: 07709 896 929 contact: alan or mobile: 07703 023880 contact: leo traditional or contemporary joinery and furniture made especially for you. (see colour ad On page 39)

chatfield carpentry tel: 01732 871449 mobile: 07985 273773 contact: steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted internal/external doors supplied and fitted. skirting/architraves/solid wood & laminate floors Quality workmanship at competitive prices. over 17 years expereince city and guilds qualified.

D maddox carpentry & Building work tel: 01622 747137 mobile: 07884 421650 contact: dave n. v. Q. certified carpenter. doors, windows, partition walls, flooring, kitchen and bathroom fits, tiling and any other general maintenance. clean, reliable, quality service. Free estimates.


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abbi carpet cleaning tel: call Free 0800 0556082 Quality carpet cleaning service. We also clean, rugs, fabric sofas, chairs and upholstery. latest machines, quick drying times. Fully trained and police checked operator. Quick response service. christmas and new Year special. have 2 rooms cleaned and get 3rd cleaned free* call now for your free quote! *smallest room cleaned free. (see colour ad On page 36) castle cleaning tel: 01622 769990 mobile: 07920 840972 contact: dean Baker dean@castle-cleaning.co.uk www.castle-cleaning.co.uk specialist in carpet, upholstery & hard Floor cleaning (sealed Wood, stone, ceramic, terrazzo etc). Patio and driveway cleaning service. Powerful truck mounted system. carpets dry in 2 hours. spot and stain removal service. no harmful chemicals. Fully insured and iicrc certified

g m Bishop tel: 01732 820321 mobile: 07973 459022 contact: gerald Bishop offers a high quality fitted carpet and vinyl service. Penthouse, Westex, rylux etc. over 28 years experience. Free sampling and quotes at your convenience.

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tel: 01732 887091 mobile: 07932 044050 deluxecarpetcleaninguk@googlemail.com www.deluxecarpetcleaning.co.uk Quick drying. stain and mark removal. dust mite treatment. stain protection. Fully qualified and safe. (see colour ad On page 40)

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children’s daY care Holborough Day nursery Providence house 1 manley Boulevard snodland Kent tel: 01634 245173 Fax: 01732 833266 contact: michelle or lisa cazjon@aol.com www.stablesdaycare.co.uk Brand new purpose built flexible daycare providing children with stimulating opportunities to learn through play.

children’s Parties

Kings Hill cuisine

Happy giggles

tel: 01732 872403 mobile: 07956 580641 contact: Kate

tel: 01732 617 480 mobile: 07931 916 783 contact: Jacqueline happygigglesabc@gmail.com www.happygiggles.co.uk

superb & imaginative catering. Weddings - christenings - Parties corporate events - Business lunches - Funerals. Please call for advice and further information.

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Barham Boarding cattery malling road, teston me18 5Bh tel: 01622 812653 contact: hazel Bull barhamcats@aol.com www.barhamcattery.com Feline advisory Bureau listed cattery spacious, heated, luxury pens. located in beautiful gardens to keep your cat entertained. daily fussing guaranteed.

cctv first 4 cctv

tel/Fax: 01732 872527 mobile: 07831 201929 contact: John carpetfitter1@yahoo.co.uk

tel: 01622 716076 mobile: 07545 384705 contact: terry stein info@first4cctv.com www.first4cctv.com

30 year’s experience. carpet & all accessories can be supplied. Free measuring and estimates. no job too small.

specialists in cctv installation and servicing for domestic or business. tailor-made packages to meet your needs. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

party planning & entertainment

Face Painting and tattoo art Balloon modelling and Balloon Fun helium Balloons and Fun inflatables (see colour ad On page 42)

chimneY sWeeP Jt chimney sweeps tel: 01634 244174 mobile: 07753 143874 call us for a clean sweep. certificates issued. Fully insured.

chiroPodY & PodiatrY foot & leg pain clinic maidstone: 01622 693514 sevenoaks: 01732 741641 longfield: 01474 705237 Podiatry sports injuries gait & posture assessment. chiropody child foot health hPc reg practitioners specialising in foot and leg problems. home visits available in Kings hill.


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christian WorshiP Kings Hill christian fellowship Kings hill community hall tel: 01732 841700 contact: reverend alain chandran enquiries@khcf.org.uk www.khcf.org.uk lively worship, prayer, bible teaching, sunday school and creche. see events page for times. (see colour ad On page 36) larkfield community church (aog) tel: 01732 846164 contact: mark hayton info@larkfieldcommunitychurch.co.uk www.larkfieldcommunitychurch.co.uk larkfield community church gather together 10.30am every sunday in lunsford school hall, swallow rd, larkfield. meetings are informal, mainly contemporary praise and worship (some hymns) prayer and bible teaching. all ages welcome. sunday school for 5-14 yrs (ish). Family service 1st sunday in month.

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the church of england on Kings Hill 19 Worcester avenue Kings hill tel: 01732 522976 or 01732 870279 contact: Fr. Peter Barnett new weekly sunday service. all are welcome at holy communion /eucharist at 9.30am in the Youth hall next to the Khch, gibson drive. sunday school on 2nd & 4th sundays. also girl’s Brigade Parade service on 1st sunday each month in term time, 4.30pm in Khch, gibson drive. contact for further info. on services, baptism, wedding, funeral arrangements.

christmas marKet

wishes abbey arcade 98 high street West malling Kent tel: 01622 751277 mobile: 07593 506309 contact: carol culshaw (s.W.a member) tarot readings, reiki healing and chakra Balancing. Workshops, one to one or group bookings. genuine, sincere & discreet with over 30 years experience. crystals, tarot cards, angels, Fairies, new age gifts and cds. cleaning-domestic/commercial

the Dickens christmas market at Rochester

the classic cleaning company

www.dickenschristmasmarket.com

tel: 01732 220893 mobile: 07740 201929 jolinda1919@aol.com

every day from 3rd to 19th december 10am to 7pm sunday - thursday 10am to 9pm Friday & saturdays Free admission german-style christmas chalets carol singers and festive bands (see colour ad On page 5)

Builder cleans spring cleans regular cleans Professional friendly service Fully insured tailor made to your requirements

circuit & FootBall circuit training & indoor football tel: 0208 302 9973 contact: tony or tel: 01732 841358 contact: Paul circuit training and indoor Football venue: aylesford sports college. Wednesdays 7.30pm - 9pm contact for further information.

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wHat can tHe lOcal ORacle DO fOR yOU? with over 400 advertisers each month covering a variety of businesses you need not look any further when trying to find a reliable business, tradesperson or service in the local area. the local Oracle is here to help.

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Dust Busters tel: 01732 874032 mobile: 07794 103413 contact: Pam domestic and commercial cleaning Friendly Family run Business. one off cleaning, weekly, fortnightly, monthly, moving house cleaning. all materials provided by us. Fully insured have your home professionally cleaned for christmas or new Year. dust Busters gift vouchers available call for a competitive quotation.

time for you tel: 01277 263984 mobile: 07590 543848 contact: Kathrine kathrine.branton@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk local cleaners all personally vetted and reference checked. Friendly, honest and reliable providing a thorough professional cleaning service. same dedicated cleaner each week. typical rate ÂŁ9.50ph

Handwerk clean tel: 01622 817981 contact: grant info@handwerkclean.com www.handwerkclean.com thorough - reliable - Professional. We uphold excellent cleaning standards. We give careful attention to detail. We clean to your satisfaction. try us out and give us call. carpets & upholstery one off or regular domestic Window & conservatory cleaning

Honours tel: 01732 364900 mobile: 07919 346113 contact: nick shea www.honourscleaning.com carpet cleaning upholstery cleaning curtain cleaning rug cleaning hard Floors carpet & Fabric Protector treatments (see colour ad On page 43)

Kings Hill cleaning ltd 70 churchill square Kings hill West malling me19 4Yu tel: 01732 844484 info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk Friendly, professional, family run business. high standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. materials supplied. regular, one-off & spring cleaning call for a free estimate.

comPuter suPPort aa computer services tel: 01732 848988 mobile : 07904 910400 info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk complete home and small Business computer and network services. microsoft certified Professional. From Pc advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) no fix - no fee! apc manpower tel: 01732 824511 mobile: 07867771078 service@pcmanpower.co.uk virus & adware specialist if you think you are infected give us a call. -dead Pc/ not starting -slow or unresponsive -Wireless & internet setup -virus & spyware removal (see colour ad On page 45) champ computer services West malling tel: 01732 843659 mobile: 07887 566948 info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk the local Pc experts for: -Pc health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -virus & spyware removal/protection -complete Pc installation & upgrades -no fix - no fee! (see colour ad On page 39) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

J H flint consultancy West malling mobile: 07904 047558 contact: Julian Flint julesshed2@tiscali.co.uk - complete Pc installation service - upgrades, servicing & repairs, - Wired & Wireless networking - virus/spyware/trojan removal - data transfer & rescue - home tuition - independent advice

pocket techie tel: 02032 862322 support@pockettechie.co.uk mac & Pc installations Pc to mac migrations upgrades and repairs Wired & WiFi network installations data Backup, transfer & recovery home & small Business specialists evening & Weekend appointments Based in tonbridge

conservatories Howard caine conservatories tel/Fax: 01732 321050 mobile: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 howardcaine@Blueyonder.co.uk 20 years experience - overhauls - Windows - refurbishments - Porches - minor repairs - doors 10yr guarantee - insurance backed Fully registered with Fensa customer references available. (see colour ad On page 31)

console rePairs cosmic collectables 98 high street, abbey arcade West malling me19 6ne tel: 01732 668994 contact: graeme Jones-sharp gr43m3js@hotmail.com www.cosmic-collectables.me.uk game console repairs. X360, PsP, Ps3, Wii, ds laptop & Pc repair & upgrades Webpage design & logo design.


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chameleon curtains & Blinds tel: 07909 777450 contact: libby King libbyking2003@yahoo.com handmade curtains & blinds city & guilds Qualified. all styles and designs available. a prompt & professional service. very competitive rates offered. references provided. call for a free quote.

lJ curtains tel: 01622 719079 ljcurtains@btinternet.com www.ljcurtains.co.uk made to measure curtains, all soft furnishings & accessories, valences, pelmets, swags & tails. all blinds venetian, roman, roller and vertical. Free design & measuring service.

vine House interiors curtains & Blinds tel: 01732 882904 mobile: 07810 514916 contact: maggie maggie@vinehouseinteriors.co.uk www.vinehouseinteriors.co.uk Quality curtain makers & upholsterers. all types of blinds. stunning wallpapers. Free measuring & advice service. experienced Fitter. Prices to suit your budget. established over 30 years.

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tel: 0208 778 0704 mobile: 07764 181468 contact: Barrie regan

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city and guilds qualified. establised decorator with 18 years experience. Quality internal and external painting and decorating. Free estimates. Written references on request.

dulux approved decorator • Painting • decorating ��� Wall coverings • Paint effects • specialist spray Finishes • interior design • Plastering • small carpentry Projects reliable male and female decorators

cfB Decorators member of guild of master craftsmen

K frost Decorating & property maintenance

tel: 01732 746084 mobile: 07786 691977 contact: chris

tel: 01732 521033 mobile: 07940 106193

Quality interior & exterior decorating. also carpentry and tiling including built in cabinets and shelving. Free estimates.

D. a. associates West malling tel/fax: 01732 846773 mobile: 07931 961949 contact: Jim Whitson interior/external decorating. swimming pool/fish ponds. timber decking and fencing. hedge/tree trimming. garden clearing etc. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

interior & exterior all work carried out to a high standard reliable service Free estimates established 21 years Roast & tongue Decorating specialists 1 hawkridge grove, Kings hill, West malling, Kent me19 4JB tel/Fax: 01732 873754 mob: 07971 542609/07824 887677 m.roast@gmail.com interior and exterior decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) carpentry Wallpapering, coving, tiling city & guilds approved 18 years experience insurance & commercial work welcome references on request.


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tel: 01622 744411 Fax: 01622 744141 mail@apollotradewindows.co.uk www.apollotradewindows.co.uk

mobile: 07891 546875 contact: Jay dress2impress2009@hotmail.co.uk

“nobody does it better”

stunning party & evening dresses for hire. no stress - less expensive all styles - colours - sizes Based in leybourne. the wear once wardrobe.

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trade glaze units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works lower road, east Farleigh maidstone Kent me15 0hd tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories. top quality products with top quality service. (see colour ad On Back page)

douBle glaZing rePairs sOs window works the Bounds, aylesford, Kent, me20 7lZ tel: 01622 206690 mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@tiscali.co.uk double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers. Fensa (see colour ad On page 46)

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individual tuition provided by highly experienced teacher. Professional input for 11+ examination, 100% pass rate to date, and extra targeted teaching of literacy, science or numeracy. Qualified in teaching children benefitting from extra support, also those identified as gifted and talented. member of general teaching council. Fully Police checked.

Quintain tutoring tel: 01732 845177 contact: Principal mrs K Frankling Bsc(hons), Pgce tutoring for ages 5-15, any subject, giving your child the confidence and understanding that they need, whilst making learning fun. sats, Key stages 1,2 and 3, 11 Plus, common entrance. our tutors are all qualified teachers and crB checked at the higher level.

electricians andy payne electrical tel: 01732 848879 mobile: 07830 456928 andy@andypayneelectrical.com. andypayneelectrical.com Part P domestic electrician napit approved no 12146 city & guilds 2330 and 2382 Bs7671 17th edition. From fitting a new light through to a complete re-wire. Free quotes.

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l t security & electrical services Braeburn Way, Kings hill, West malling tel: 01732 522788 mobile: 07971 552663 contact: lee terry leeterry4@googlemail.com experienced & qualified electrician & security engineer. alarms installed/ serviced/maintained. all domestic and commercial work undertaken, no job too small. extra sockets/switches / lights fitted competitive prices,Fast and very reliable,Free estimates in assoc. with Kent lighting ltd.

Domestic and Residential electrical services tel: 01622 870147 mobile: 07515 159821 email: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: home lighting, sockets & switches. Full or Part rewire, security & garden lighting, Pat testing , Periodic inspections and inspections for letting Part P approval. naPit approved no call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice. no hidden extras.

pgs electrical tel: 0800 098 8829 mobile: 07828 977562 pgselectrical@gmail.com inspecting & testing, new installations Fault finding and rewires extra sockets/lighting exterior lighting Fully qualified, clean and tidy, all installations inspected, tested and certified to 17th edition wiring regulations. Free quotations. (see colour ad On page 45)

Jva electrical 2 the Barn, lomer Farm Wrotham road, meopham Kent da13 0an tel: 01474 814455 Fax: 01474 814794 jva@jvaelectrical.co.uk www.jvaelectrical.co.uk over 30 years experience. From domestic to large industrial contracts. (see colour ad On page 44)

events/PartY Planning Diverze tel: 0845 5195057 mobile: 07941 473766 contact: Karen karen@diverze.co.uk www.diverze.co.uk events, catering, corporate events, Weddings Free venue sourcing. diverze can help with all aspects of event organising so next time you have an event to organise just call diverze.

Fascias, soFFit & guttering fascia plastics tel: 01732 590290 www.fasciaplastics.co.uk Fascias, soffits, Bargeboards, cladding and guttering. no salesmen. no subcontract labour. Family run Business. (see colour ad On page 41)

Father christmas Kings Hill Rotary & malling Rotary clubs Would like to announce that Father christmas and his helpers will be visiting between monday 20th and thursday 24th.

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CUT OFF DATES FOR ADVERTISING OR FREE EVENTS LISTINGS FOR THE JANUARY EDITIONS ARE: Kings Hill/West Malling Allington/Barming/Ditton Paddock Wood/Tonbridge

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all seasons garden fencing tel: 01732 844634 mobile: 07957 209073 contact: mark steward all types of garden fencing, supplied, erected and repaired. close boarded, panel, post and rail, trellis, all types of gate supplied and fitted. Wooden/concrete posts, decking and pagodas. no job too small. Free quotations. parkers fencing & gate automation tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 mobile: 07787 157618 contact: darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk all types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected. electric gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas. Family run business. Free quotes. over 19 yrs experience.

Fruit & veg Oaks fruit & vegetables abbey arcade, high street West malling, Kent tel: 07595 939858 suppliers of top quality fruit and vegetables. specialist suppliers of Kent grown produce.

Fund raising/suPPort Kings Hill Rotary club (provisional) tel: 01732 844246 khrc09@yahoo.com We meet upstairs at the spitfire,Kings hill every monday evening. 7 for 7.15pm to organise support and fund raise for local, national and international causes. everyone is welcome to join our new and exciting group. Please call, email or just come along and join us.

west malling Rotary club tel: 01732 522142 mallingrc@yahoo.com West malling rotary club meet every tuesday evening. For those who want to make a difference and help others. (see colour ad On page 47)

g garage doors garage Door associates showroom and head office 18 holborough road, snodland tel: 01732 590085 www.garagedoorassociates.co.uk supply and install all makes and styles of garage door. repairs and spares automation diY advice. awnings recommended by Kent trading standards (see colour ad On page 42)

garden landscaPers Heart of Kent Hospice fundraiser tel: 01622 790195 www.hokh.org santa Fun run (2km) tuesday 14 december 2010 Kings hill comunity centre gibson drive, me19 9lg start at 1pm ÂŁ20 per adult & ÂŁ5 per child

Funeral services Doves funerals 788 london road larkfield Kent me20 6Be tel: 01732 871188 www.dovesfunerals.co.uk Professional Funeral directors 24 hour service Pre paid funeral plans monumental masonry Floral tributes & mourning stationery horse-drawn hearse & other specialist vehicles available.

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a D landscapes ltd ightham tel: 01732 763114 mobile: 07790 036871 contact: antony dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk hnd garden design and hnd landscape management. all aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation. Free consultation and estimates. Portfolio & references available. Fully insured.

J & p landscape & fencing contractors mobile: 07967 514688 contact: Paul gower all types of fencing, turfing, decking, tree work, ponds, hedges, patios, paths and drives. mini digger work also undertaken and grass cutting also available. Fully insured. call for a free quote. log delivery also available.

yew tree landscapes larkfield tel: 01732 848179 mobile: 07850 175077 contact: Kevin Kennett yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk sPecialist in indian stone Paving. driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, turfing, decking, Fencing, hard and soft landscaping and maintenance. general building work. Free estimates, fully insured. experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.


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Jim’s garden services tel: 01634 247518 mobile: 07882 490601 contact: Jim smith jgservices@hotmail.co.uk regular mowing lawn treatments garden cleanups new lawns Full garden maintenance odd Jobs hedge trimming Pruning/lopping Fencing - new or repaired Pressure Washing - driveways Patios Paths decking Free Quotations Fully insured

g garden maintenance Kings Hill garden services Based on Kings hill tel: 01732 845104 mobile: 0777 940 6694 contact: chris coombs a complete garden service from mowing to clearance hedge work and tree surgery Fencing - new or repaired nPtc qualified Fully insured crB checked licensed Waste carrier call for a free quotation

mJm mowing services tel: 07541 280058 conact: Wayne Private and light commercial lawnmowing service and general garden maintenance. reliable and efficient service. 15 years of satisfied customers.

garden services Joe’s garden services D J snow gardening services tel: 01622 790669 contact: Joe

tel: 01634 244313 mobile: 07970 435255 snowd258@aol.com

all types of garden work undertaken. lawn mowing, hedge cutting, tree felling, patios, fencing. call for a free estimate.

need help with your garden? mowing, weeding or just a tidy trees chopped or hedges trimmed Paths, patios & drives jet washed Full public liability.

g gas & heating services gas appliance services tel: 01634 241747 contact: ian installations Breakdowns servicing. combi Boiler de-scale gas safe registered. no call out fee. (see colour ad On page 42)

wicks gas tel: 01732 883544 mobile: 07748 780811 contact: gerald Wicks wicksgas@btinternet.com service, repair & installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation. gas saFe registered.

granite WorKtoPs Henderstone West malling tel/fax: 01622 747040 mobile: 07809 827635 contact: ryan henderson www.henderstone.co.uk info@henderstone.co.uk Beautiful granite work tops. Professionally installed at affordable prices. also natural wall and floor coverings. Free site survey. (see colour ad On page 43)

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hair stYlist - moBile louise tel: 01732 875326 mobile: 07880 758055 Professional mobile family hairdresser cut - blowdry highlights - lowlights colours - Perms also specialising in bridal hairstyles and make-up.

Handy andy tel: 01732 848559 mobile: 07841 045058 contact: andy sage andys2506@aol.com call andy for a Professional Job including carpentry, Bricklaying, interior & exterior decorating & Wallpapering, Plastering, tiling, Kitchens and general Property maintenance. no job too small. Based in Kings hill. Free Quotes Fully insured. over 20 years exp. inside Out Domestic property maintenance tel: 01732 840668 mobile: 07726525633 contact: Bob home & garden services including.. interior and exterior Painting decorating and Wallpapering laminate Flooring / tiling Furniture assembly / shelving hedge trimming / Fence Painting Jet Washing / conservatory cleaning Fully insured

need a Handyman? tel: 01732-762777 contact: david Plumbing - electrics Kitchen & Bathroom renovations Flat-Pack assembly loft ladders etc. decorating Fencing & gates Fitting Blinds & curtains general Work Professional home property maintenance. no call out charges. Fully insured.

H handYman steve’s Home & garden services tel: 01732 846420 mobile: 07758 311576 doing the jobs you hate to do....... Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing decking - Patios - gardening decking and Patio cleaning. Please call for a free no obligation quote. Fully insured.

hYPnotheraPY 4 change advanced Hypnotherapy coaching & tft oaks hamlet, Kings hill tel: 01732 521503 contact: Fiona sielski Waters www.4change.info create the future you deserve with positive tools for change. a senior validated practitioner with the general hypnotherapy standards council.

Bluebird Hypnotherapy Barham court, teston me18 5BZ tel: 01622 618696 mandy shepherd. dip.hyp ctha www.bluebirdhypnotherapy.co.uk lose weight for life by changing your relationship with food. Quit smoking. increase self-esteem. live the liFe You Want Free consultation.

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Hypnotherapy training & appointments accredited Professional clinical hypnosis nlP, eFt, & life coaching tel: 01732 846374 or 07711140201 contact: Patricia Whitsonemail. chi@uwclub.net courses in West malling, nr. maidstone weekdays or weekends. relaxed atmosphere - sit in free for a day the clinical hypnosis institute inc. Kent college of hypnotherapy also one to one appointments. For Weight control, stop smoking anxiety, confidence, phobias etc.

tina's ironing tel: 01732 872619 mobile: 07891 695908 Free collection and delivery service. 95p per shirt and £2.50 per kilo. Flexible working to suit your needs. discount for your first use when quoting the local oracle.

west malling Hypnotherapy practice 124, high street, (next to the surgery)

Practitioner: stuart richards ghr reg. sQhP. nrh. cP.inlPta. tel: 01732 842 942 www.hypnotherapyinkent.com - get as good as you can be Weight, sleep, confidence issues. Presentation, interview, exam nerves Phobias, Panic, anxiety, iBs and ocd. stress, Fear & emotional release therapy. change negative beliefs into positive vibes and a lot more besides. see our website for more… (see colour ad On page 47)

ironing services aristocrat ironing & Domestic cleaning services tel: 01732 846597 mobile: 07711 690226 contact: debbie Friendly, professional service in a non smoking environment. Free collection and delivery. call now for a no obligation quote on domestic cleaning.

tel: 01732 872159 mobile: 07956 864860 new drop shop now open. clear pricing. Fully insured. collection and delivery service.

Kitchen design & installation

Burnhill Kitchens ltd tel: 01732 373515 contact: lynsey Free design & Quotation service on all Kitchens. Full Project management service inc building works. For a free introductory Pack on some of our ranges, appliances (main distributor for all brands) and services offered including customer testimonials, please call lynsey. (see colour ad On page 37)

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KeY cutting Kings Hill shoe Repairs unit 3b, liberty square, Kings hill near asda tel: 01732 841151 house keys most car keys Bike keys Padlock keys Window keys safe keys (see colour ad On page 44) Kitchen design & installation

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Kitchen sPlashBacKs splashbacks UK tel: 01622 725304 a new concept in kitchen and bathroom design. toughened and heat resistant glass. Fully fitted in anY colour. the modern alternative to tiling. Please call for more information. (see colour ad On page 47)

leaFlets the local Oracle tel: 01732 844246/521494 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk From production to distribution. We can help you reach new customers for your business. We can distribute from 1,000 up to 36,000 leaflets each month in the area of your choice. call to book your space. (see colour ad On page 46)


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oddJoBs the Oddjobs company (se) ltd tel: 01622 663468 mobile: 07930 244454 contact: mark Warrington From a tap to bathroom, From shelf to shed. For all your oddjob requirements that you don’t have time for.

loFt ladders & hatches loft ladders tel: 01732 840744 mobile: 07751 256725 contact: michael loft ladders supplied and fitted with a hinged hatch. also loft flooring. Qualified city and guilds carpenter. Fully insured for your peace of mind. all work guaranteed. Will match anY estimate. Free Quotations.

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O Oven angels tel: 01892 514552 mobile: 07901 857608 ovenangels@onetel.com www.ovenangels.co.uk Female oven cleaning team using environmentally approved bio degradable, eco friendly products. now in their 11th year. Prices from £40. Fully insured. as written in the evening standard & daily telegraph. Ovenclean tel: 0800 840 7127 mobile: 07875 622785 www.ovenclean.com the original oven cleaning specialists. Friendly professional service. completely safe, eco-friendly cleaning system. no fumes, no mess, no bother. removes grease, fat and burnt on carbon deposits. (see colour ad On page 45)

osteoPathY John stewart & associates suite 4 10 churchill square Kings hill me19 4du tel: 01732 523441 over 10 years experience in treating long term aches & pains to acute sprains & strains. each treatment tailored for the individual, from the newborn to the elderly. early morning, evening & saturday appointments available. the majority of major insurance companies accepted. Free & convenient parking, with treatment room on ground floor. simply Osteopathy 23/27 swan street, West malling, me19 6Ju tel: 01732 873114 Principle: Beverley Polson www.simplyosteopathy.co.uk a professional, caring & friendly team of 5 gosc registered osteopaths, established for 15 years, with over 30 years experience in relieving pain between us. Providing safe, gentle & effective treatment for adults, babies & children. daytime, evening & weekend appointments always available to suit your needs. recognised by all major health care

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Oven Hero tel: 01622 753300 info@ovenhero.com www.ovenhero.com local independent company. We clean ovens, grills, hobs, agas, ranges, extractors and microwaves. amazing results. We use non-toxic products. Prices from £35. let us do the hard work for you!

Oven wizards tel: 0800 849 7419 mobile: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £39. established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000's of local clients. take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.


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Paving R g stevens paving tel: 01732 841398 mobile: 07837 097594 contact: rob rgspaving@aol.com all types of paving undertaken. Plant hire. call for a free quotation.

PhotograPhY stanford photographic tel: 01732 841759 mobile: 07956 240604 contact: maurice stanford maurice@stanfordphotographic.co.uk www.stanfordphotographic.co.uk Family run business specialising in Weddings, Portraits and events. We take great pleasure ensuring that you have beautiful photographs taken to your specification.

wendy Beech Kings hill tel: 01732 875469 Piano lessons in Kings hill. ideal for complete beginners. aBrsm grades optional. crB checked. all ages welcome.

p PlumBers aJs plumbing services mobile: 07702 408948 contact: amanda ajsplumbingservices@blueyonder.co.uk Fully qualified female plumber. all domestic plumbing repairs, maintenance and new installation work undertaken. taps, leaks, overflows, basins, sinks, wc’s, full bathroom suites and much more. no job too small. Free estimates and advice.

Plasterer Dps plastering tonbridge

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tel: 01732 369850 mobile: 07852 315007 contact: clive doughty enquiries@dps-plastering.co.uk

tel: 01732 844746 mobile: 07792 670141

For all your plastering needs. - re-skims - new ceilings - repair work etc. We provide a prompt, reliable, local service and are fully insured.

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Hylton plumbing services West malling tel: 01732 843086 mobile: 07970 528822 contact: hylton visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp. Public liability insured. no call out fee. maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr emergency call out. (see colour ad On page 43)

tel: 01634 313326 mobile: 07843 881657 contact: Joe Bunting wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk Fully qualified Plasterer. internal & external plastering. rendering & pebble dashing. skimming & plaster boarding. coving. Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.

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James plumbing & Heating tel: 01732 842143 mobile: 07739 183427 charlie.james@gmail.com www.jamesplumbingandheating.co.uk offers a professional, reliable and friendly service. Whether it’s a tap washer, brand new bathroom suite or a complete heating system, you can rely on us to offer you a great Plumbing experience.

scarbutts colour printers Windsor Works, london road West malling, Kent me19 5an tel: 01732 870066 Fax: 01732 844879 print@scarbutts.com www.scarbutts.com design work, Brochures, magazines stationery, leaflets, digital Printing.

King & country plumbing services

Zone graphics

tel: 01732 590228 mobile: 07507 977156 24hr emergency call out. Boiler servicing installations oil Boiler servicing & installations Full bathroom & shower installations. drains & blockages cleared. Pumps & valves. radiators & pipes emersion heaters, leaking taps & burst pipes. Free estimates & honest advice. specialists in bathroom fitting.

tel: 01892 834001 info@zonegraphics.co.uk www.zonegraphics.co.uk

Quality plumbing tel: 01634 861801 mobile: 07764 792046 contact: dave or tim Friendly & reliable family run business c.i.P.h.e. registered Free estimates and advice dripping taps to Bathrooms Wall and floor tiling shower specialists (aqualisa/mira etc.) all hot Water systems incl. unvented. Public liability insured. not vat on labour.

established for 14 years, specialising in both digital & lithographic printing from stationery to full colour brochures. Full studio facilities including artwork and drum scanning, other services include large format printing, display mounting & flat bed wet proofing.

ProPertY maintenance all problems solved ltd tel: 01732 529586 mobile: 07761 087500 sales@all-problems-solved.co.uk www.all-problems-solved.co.uk all domestic & commercial property maintained. everything from fixing the garden gate to the chimney pot. all work guaranteed for 12 months. special prices for oracle readers. (see colour ad On page 38)

Beautiful Bathrooms created by team of professional tradesmen. all city and guilds trained. supply and fit or fit only service. all tiling - inc. natural stone plus normal plumbing services. Work guaranteed and fully insured.

tel: 01732 886899 mobile: 07957 307604 contact: gaynor thompson gthom23162@aol.com Psychic medium with over 40 years experience. teaching angel and awareness groups. tarot Workshops. Psychic readings.

r recruitment skye group 11 tower view, Kings hill West malling, Kent me19 4rl tel: 01732 524949 jobs-it@skye-it.com www.skye-it.com team leader & 1st line help-desk engineers (see colour ad On page 35)

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wDe Bathrooms & Kitchens tel/Fax: 01732 872333. mobile: 07802 202666 contact: Warren edwards warren@leybournelakes.fsnet.co.uk www.WdeBathrooms.co.uk

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R removals goodfellows Removals & storage Brickfields depot london road West malling Kent me19 5ag tel: 01732 841841 Fax: 01622 753708 household/office removals. local professional removal and storage company. Family owned. established 20 years. Please ring for a free quote. Jm Removals Freephone: 0800 611 8990 tel: 01622 205738 contact: John mcKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk local & national Full house & single items dismantle & reassemble service hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. shipping. Free estimates Fully insured professional service

retirement village mote House mote Park, Bearsted, Kent me15 8nQ tel: 01622 737279 www.audleyretirement.co.uk come and visit our retirement homes. marketing suite open daily. Prices from £299,000 to £499,000 (see colour ad On page 32)

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Haffenden skip Hire east malling tel: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 mobile: 07850 049246 2yd to 12yd skips available. local reliable service. call for competitive rates.

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the soul survivor magazine tel: 01732 844246 info@thesoulsurvivors.co.uk www.thesoulsurvivors.co.uk the info. provider for the soul survivor. interviews with top soul artists including: smokey robinson, mica Paris, cameo, Brand new heavies, incognito and many more. check out the website to see our online magazine. (see colour ad On page 46)

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UsefUl lOcal pHOne nUmBeRs alZHeimeR's sOciety West Kent Branch - main centre 01732 370330 helpline 01892 722511 age cOnceRn rotary house, norman road, West malling 01732 873977 cOUncil tonbridge & malling Bc, gibson Building, gibson drive, Kings hill 01732 844522 Dentist Kings hill dental, suite 14, unit 10, church hill square Business centre, Kings hill 01732 523500 DOctORs Kings hill 37 Queen street 01732 870212 West malling 116 high street, West malling 01732 870212 avicenna medical centre, oxley shaw lane, leybourne, maidstone Kent, me195Pu 01732 870212 HOspital maidstone hospital, hermitage lane, maidstone 0845 1551000 multiple sclerosis society - se Kent Branch 08453 970543 liBRaRy 22-24 high street, West malling 01732 842504 martin square, larkfield 01732 842339 library service (mobile) call for fortnightly stops. 01622 605227 King & Queen, east malling (Wed. Fortnightly) 10.30 - 10.50am manningham house, east malling (Wed. Fortnightly) 11.00 - 11.15am mosquito road, West malling (every Wed) 16.15 - 16.30pm Pippin Way, Kings hill (every Wed) 16.35 - 17.10pm Waterside court - leybourne (every thursday) 9.25 - 9.45am Kings hill community centre (every thursday) 9.55 - 10.15am Kings hill discovery school (every thursday) 10.20-11am lOcal Halls addington village hall 01732 843180 east malling village hall 01732 844546 east malling institute, mill street contact: roger roud 01732 840828 Kings hill community centre (KHcc) contact: hilary Wren khch@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919 leybourne village hall 01732 873722 mereworth village hall contact: mandy smith 01732 845852 offham village hall contact: Phyllis Jones 01732 843946 ryarsh church hall 01732 842651 ryarsh village hall contact: Booking secretary derrick groom 01732 742557 West malling village hall (wmvH) contact: ann turner 01732 844824 malling DistRict liOns clUB - richard Broomfield mallinglionsclub@moonfruit.com 0845 8335735 pHaRmacies Kings hill Pharmacy, 6 liberty square 01732 845612 Boots, 85-87 high street, West malling 01732 843389 Paydens ltd, 12 martin square, larkfield 01732 843203 pOlice malling neighbourhood Policing team malling.neighbourhood@kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 529910 tonbridge neighbourhood Policing team tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232 maidstone Police control centre 01622 690690 Rspca rsPca leybourne animal centre, 199 castle Way, leybourne, Kent me19 5hW 0300 1234999 samaRitans - 48 grecian street, maidstone, me14 2ts 01622 674444 scHOOls Brookfield infants school, swallow road, larkfield 01732 840955 Brookfield Junior school, swallow road, larkfield 01732 843667 the discovery school, discovery drive, Kings hill 01732 847000 leybourne st Peter & Paul Primary school, rectory lane north, leybourne 01732 842008 Kings hill Pre school, 70 gibson drive, Kings hill 01732 840180 Kings hill school, crispin Way, Kings hill, West malling 01732 842739 mereworth county Primary school, 39 the street, mereworth 01622 812569 mereworth Pre-school, mereworth village hall, Butchers lane, mereworth 01732 870456 more Park rc Primary school, lucks hill, West malling 01732 843047 offham Primary school, church road, offham 01732 842355 ryarsh Primary school, Birling road, ryarsh 01732 870600 st James the great Primary school, chapman Way, east malling 01732 841912 the malling school, Beech road, east malling 01732 840995 trottiscliffe c of e Primary school, school lane, trottiscliffe 01732 822803 West malling c of e Primary school, norman road, West malling 01732 842061 tRains national rail enquiries 08457 48 49 50 don’t forget to mention the local oracle

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8am holy communion at st mary’s church, West malling 9.30pm Kings hill church of england holy communion/eucharist at Khch, gibson drive. sunday school: 2nd and 4th sunday of the month. sundays 10.30am Kings hill christian Fellowship at Khch sundays 10.30am larkfield community church in lunsford school hall, swallow rd, larkfield. sundays 10.45am holy communion and sunday school at st mary’s church, West malling 1st sunday 4.30pm girls Brigade service at Khch (term time only) 4th sunday West malling Farmers' market, high street - 01732 876077 2nd mondays 7.45pm m/stone referees meet @ cobdown sports & social club. chris 01622 718545 mondays 10-11am over 60’s seated exercise class to music st georges court, Wrotham £3 mondays 12.00 - 14.30 Parents Babies and toddlers West malling Baptist church swan street mondays 12.40 Beginners & easy line dancing class for over 50’s larkfield vh tel 01732 870715 mondays 7 for 7.15pm start. Kings hill rotary club meet at spitfire Pub, Kings hill. all welcome. 1st tuesday 9am-12 noon. coffee morning at West malling Baptist church swan street. tuesdays 10am holy communion at Barn chapel, Pilsdon, Water lane, West malling tuesday 10-11am new York city Ballet Workout, ryarsh village hall. 01732 842257 tuesdays 2.30-3.30pm over 60’s seated exercise class to music Waterside court leybourne tuesdays 6.30 for 7pm malling rotary club at duke of Wellington Pub. tuesdays 6.30-8.30pm Kh Youth club (ages 11-17years) – more info from sophie 01622 812764 tuesday (sept-June) 7.30-10pm maidstone camera club at madginford hall, egremont road, Bearsted. me15 8lh Wednesdays 12 noon holy communion at Barn chapel, Pilsdon, Water lane, West malling Wednesdays 1.30-3.30pm little larks toddlers’ club at larkfield methodist church hall, new hythe lane Wednesdays 7.30pm circuit training & indoor football at aylesford sports college. call Paul 01732 841358 thursdays thurs 10.15am Jo Jingles at Khch for over 2’s call Jo 01634 310676 thursdays thurs 11.15am Jo Jingles at Khch for under 2’s call Jo 01634 310676 thursdays 11.30am-1.30pm age concern West Peckham Poppin club at WPvh. light lunch. 01732 873977 thursdays 12.30-2.30pm mother, Baby & toddlers at leybourne vh. details 01732 845002 thursdays 7.30-8.30pm circuits & Fitness class at ryarsh vh for all ages & abilities. nick on 07885 568263 thursdays 7.45pm co-dependants anonymous (coda) at the Khch info. from ruth at 07921713281 thursdays 7.15pm Yoga dance Fusion, malling school, east malling, rose-marie 01622 715576 thursdays 8.15pm Beginners Pilates, malling school, east malling, rose-marie 01622 715576 Fridays (starts 7/1/11)7-8pm Belly dance classes at Khch (see advert for full details) Fridays 7.30pm drama group, chip Productions, Wmvh, new members welcome. rob 0790 357 9237 Fridays 8-10pm the heath Players at east malling institute, mill street. contact ann on 01732 847265. Fridays 8.30pm Badminton classes at snodland vh. all standards. contact grahame on 01622 735463 3rd saturday Yalding Farmers' market, old village high street - 01622 814208 mon/Wed/Fridays 11am Bootcamp in Pippins Way, Kings hill. call matt lyons 07875 978265 tues/thursdays martial arts classes, addington village hall. tues/thursdays 7am and 9.30am 11am Bootcamp in Pippins Way, Kings hill. call matt lyons 07875 978265 3-5 december cinderella Pantomime at West malling village hall, norman road. www.chipproductions.co.uk 3-5 december christmas tree Festival at st mary’s church, long mill lane, Platt 3-9 december the dickens christmas market at rochester castle. (see advert for full details) sat 4 december 11.30am- 1.30pm christmas Fayre at Brookfield infant school, swallow road, larkfield, Kent, sat 4 december 7.30pm maidstone mencap's Xmas concert, cobtree hall mote Pk. tks £5, members & child £3 sun 5th december 11.30am - 2.30pm the discovery school christmas Fair thurs 9 december get carter, Blues with a kick! at the lobster Pot, swan st, West malling 01732 843755 Fri-sun 10-12 dec christmas tree Festival at larkfield methodist church, new hythe lane sat-sun 11-12 dec 10-4pm christmas tree Festival at st lawrence’s church, mereworth. refreshements available. sat 11 december 7.30pm maidstone operatic christmas concert at: Bower grove school, Fant lane, maidstone. tkts £5 includes refreshment and a glass of wine. contact: martin dickson tel: 07703 204776. all proceeds will be split between: Bower grove school and the Blackthorn trust. Wed 15 december 7.45pm Kings hill Wi christmas party at the Khch.` thurs 16 december masterclass 50's til now! wow! pop,rock,soul, funk at the lobster Pot, swan st, West malling sat 18 december 7.30pm east malling singers christmas concert at church of st James the great, church Walk, east malling, tkts: £8, £6 concs, school children free, from: 01622 750943, boxoffice@ eastmallingsingers.co.uk otd. hot mince pies and wine in the interval. sun 19 december 5pm carol service in mereworth church

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KITCHENS - BATHROOMS BEDROOMS - REFURBISHMENTS GARDEN ROOMS SURVEYS - QUOTATIONS WITHOUT OBLIGATION SUPPLY ONLY & COMPLETE INSTALLATIONS In-Space has been established to offer a complete design and installation service specialising in refurbishment, design and full installation of kitchens, bathrooms, bedrooms and individually designed garden rooms.

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