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Dear Readers Wow; what a month this has been! As you can see, we have been busy giving the local Oracle a new image and one which we hope you like. We think we have made things easier to find so we welcome your feedback.

Suite 23, 10 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU Jane Accounts/Sales t: 01732 525805 Anna Artwork/Sales t: 01732 525806 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk Cut off dates for advertising in the August editions are: • Sevenoaks 18th July • Malling 20th July • Maidstone 25th July • Tonbridge 25th July

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You will see that we have put all our BUSINESS ADVERTISERS together, we have a HOME AND GARDEN section and then PERSONAL AND LEISURE. The category boxes are still at the back of the publication but in a format that helps you a little more.

The next month or so will be all about the website which will be totally revamped again in the hope that it will be easier to find what you are looking for and support the local businesses that are there and ready to work for you.

All editions can be found on our current website www.thelocaloracle.co.uk and you can find day to day changes for events or advertisers on facebook.com/ thelocaloracle or Twitter.com/thelocaloracle.

Have a great July and we look forward to receiving your feedback and interacting with you on social media if that works for you.

Anna & Jane

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Contents the local News P2 CONTACT DETAILS P2 KINGS HILL STREET MAP P6

BUSINESS SERVICES

SOS Window Works P17 Sterling Construction Works Ltd P18 Stylehouse Shutters P1 Sweet Sweeps P18 Tate Fencing P18

Champ Computers P8

Thompson Projects P19

Diligent Law P8

Time For You Domestic Cleaning P19

Gemini Voice & Data P7

Tony Nelson Plumbing P19

Miss MPS P8

Trade 2 Trade Windows Ltd P20

Tax Assist Accountants P9

Trade Glaze P48

West Malling Post Office P8

Wilkinson Construction Consultants P21

HOMES & GARDENS

PERSONAL & LEISURE

Aerial Man P9

Andrew Smith Jewellers P21

Artbuild P9

Audley Care (Kent) P5

ASD Electrical Services P10

Autopray Solutions P21

Basically Bathrooms P10

Best Parties Store P22

Benjamin Terry Plumbing & Heating P10

Charity Party Night P22

Bramko Drive Restoration P10

David Lloyd Clubs P3

Classic Blinds P11

Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar P23

CM Tiles P11

Gemini Beauty P25

Danmar Kitchens P11

Kings Hill Cars P25

Divine Shutters & Blinds P12

Kings Hill Garage & Car Sales P22

Fedurco Solutions Ltd P11

Kings Hill Opticians P24

Homefresh P12

Mark Phillips Couple Counsellor P26

Howard Caine Conservatories P13

Safe Hands Funeral Plans P26

Hylton Plumbing Services P12

Scarbutts Printers P27

Ideal Shutters & Blinds P14

Spangles Spanish Courses P27

John Ascot Plumbing P9

The Nail Hut P26

Kent Carpet Cleaning Company P14

Tunbury Primary School P27

KM Services P15

To advertise your business in the local Oracle please call 01732 525805/6

Marshalls Landscape Contractors P15 MJ Contractors Building Specialists P15 Mr Mower P16 Nightingale Bathrooms P16 Orangeries South East Ltd P17 Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd P16

WHAT CAN THE LOCAL ORACLE DO FOR YOU? P28 CATEGORY INDEX P29 CATEGORY ADVERTS P30 - 45 USEFUL NUMBERS P46 EVENTS P47

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South East’s answer to all of your tiling needs and requirements and at very competitive prices.

Work carried out to a very high standard.

Bathrooms Kitchens Walls and floors Regrouting Tile cleaning Call for a free quotation.

Craig Mitchell Mobile 07407 266240 Landline 01243 933015 www.cmtile.com Enquiries@cmtile.com

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Hylton Plumbing Services Tel: Mobile:

01732 843086 0797 0528822

Email: hylton@hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk

Contact Hylton Reliable Qualified Plumber with 20 years experience Public Liability Insured No Call Out Fee

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Maintenance Plumbing Burst Pipes Hot Water Cylinders Blocked Drains Radiators Leaking Taps New Loft Tanks

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PEACE OF MIND COMES WITH A SAFE HANDS FUNERAL PLAN Choose from 5 plans to suit your personal requirements Fair price charter guarantee 0% interest available Federation of Funeral Directors Approved

For more information and assistance without obligation, please contact your local registered advisor TONY SLATER 01732 847924

mobile 07914 853109

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Hola!

Spanish Summer Intensive Course Five evenings, 6.30-8.30pm 1-5 August @ Spangles Spanish Courses in Kings Hill Community Hall.

Course Includes - Audio tracks - Food tasting - Price £150.00

- Drink tasting - Course materials

You will le arn: - to order food and drinks - to ask directions - to buy essentials

- to get around - to hire transport

How do we do it?

- With patience, love and passion!

LIMITED SPACES, BOOK NOW! www.spangles.cc 01622 735292

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TUNBURY PRIMARY SCHOOL

PERSONAL & LEISURE

Are you ready for your holiday?

Tunbury Avenue, Walderslade, Kent ME5 9HY Vacancy: Co-opted Governor Tunbury Primary School is looking for an enthusiastic and committed individual to join their Governing Body. As a co-opted Governor you would be a key part of the Governing Body and you would contribute towards the Governing Body’s vision to provide high quality governance and strategic oversight over the school’s activities and operations.

The main role of the Governing Body is to establish the school’s strategic direction by: - Setting the vision, values, and objectives for the school - Agreeing the school improvement strategy with priorities and targets - Meeting statutory duties The main attributes that we are looking for from the newly co-opted Governor are: • The ability to work in a team • An interest in education and a commitment to the school • Enthusiasm for taking on an active role on the Governing Body • Availability to attend Governing Body meetings and carrying out monitoring visits to the school • A willingness to listen, learn and to undertake training If you would like to discuss this role in more detail please feel free to contact us: Chair of Governors Frankie Smith Email: Frankie.smith@blueyonder.co.uk Mobile: 07870 566860 Tunbury School is committed to safeguarding and promoting the welfare of children and young people and expects all Governors to share this commitment. Enhanced DBS checks will be required for this role.

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Malling EDITION

16.5k

We now have 4 editions with a distribution totalling 56,500 homes and businesses.

Every 1/4, 1/2 and full page colour advert comes with: A-Z category advert and a page on our website.

We can print, supply leaflets and distribute 1,000 to 56,500 leaflets for you. Just tell us which areas you would like to target .

Each monthly edition can be found on our website where you can flick through the pages online.

You can have a page on our website for just £54 which includes 4 photos, a video, text and links to your website and social media.

This is our business and you will only speak to us!

Anna & Jane

Addington | Birling | East Malling Halling | Holborough | Kings Hill Larkfield | Leybourne Leybourne Lakes | Mereworth Offham | Ryarsh | Snodland Trottiscliffe | Waterinbury West Malling Aylesford Allington Barming Ditton Maidstone Ringlestone

Maidstone EDITION

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East Peckham Five Oak Green Hadlow Matfield Paddock Wood Tonbridge Southborough

Tonbridge Edition

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Chipstead Dunton Green Kemsing Otford Riverhead Seal Sevenoaks

Sevenoaks Edition

12k Anna - Artwork/Sales t: 01732 525806 e: anna@thelocaloracle.co.uk

Jane - Accounts/Sales t: 01732 525805 e: jane@thelocaloracle.co.uk

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Category Accountants

Loft Ladders & Hatches

Aerials

Conservatories

Logs & Firewood

Alarms

Counselling

Nails

Appliance Repair

Craft Fair

Opticians

Architectural Design

Decorators

Oven Cleaners

Artist

Double Glazing

Party Store

Bathroom Installations

Double Glazing Repairs

Pet Services

Bear Hire

Drainage & Plumbing

Plasterers

Beauty & Complementary

Driveway & Patio Cleaning

Plumbers

Blinds

Driving Instructor

Post Office

Building Refurbishment

Electricians

Printer

Building Regulations

Events*

Property Maintenance

Building Services

Farmers’ Market

Recruitment

Business Networking

Fencing

Removals & Storage

Business Opportunity

Fitness & Wellbeing

Business Support

Footcare

Car Body Repairs

Funeral Plans

Car Sales Car Sales & Servicing Car Service & Repairs Carpentry Carpet Cleaning Carpet Shop CCTV*

Garage Doors Garden Landscapers Garden Maintenance* Garden Services Gas & Heating Services Hairstylist - mobile Handyman

Charity Clubs

Homecare

Chimney Sweep & Installations

Jewellers

Ironing Services

Chocolate Parties

Kitchens

Cleaning

Lawn Mower Repairs

Community Centre*

Legal Advice

Complimentary Therapy*

Leisure

Computer Support*

Locksmith

Restaurant Roofing Scrap Metal Clearance Sewing Alterations Shutters Skip Hire Solicitors Spanish Lessions* Sweet Shop Taxi & Executive Cars Tiling* Tree Surgery Upholstery Windows Window Cleaning Yoga * New Advertisers

ALL ADVERTS ARE PLACED IN GOOD FAITH AND THE LOCAL ORACLE TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY ISSUES ARISING FROM THE USE OF SUPPLIERS WHO HAVE ADVERTISED.

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APPLIANCE REPAIR

The Accountancy Practice

Appliance Care and Repair

a: Suite 21, 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 897929 c: Neil Craig e: neil@theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk www.theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk Free 1 hour consultation Fixed Fee Quotes Limited companies Sole Traders/Partnerships Self Assessment/Tax Returns Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll

m: 07545 044276 c: Graham e: 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk Prompt and friendly service.

Repairs and installs to all electric appliances.

Over 10 years experience with a leading manufacturer.

AERIALS

ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN

Simply Connected

Creative Architectural Design Ltd

Aerials - Satellites - A/V t: 01622 763825 m: 07780 470541 e: info@simply-connected.uk www.simply-connected.uk New Aerials, Extra Points, Satellite Installations, Hidden Dishes, Home Networks, WiFi Problems?, Phone Points, TV Mounting, Home Cinema, CCTV, Fault Finding and much more.

FREE Surveys, Fully Insured, Over 15 Years Experience.

t: 01732 824354 c: Graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & Conservatories.

Extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations.

Applications submitted on your behalf. Listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

ACCOUNTANTS

AERIALS

ARTIST

Clover Accounting Services

The Aerial Man

Christopher Marshall

a: Suite 20, 50 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 523485 m: 07967 118639 c: Heidi Dennis e: heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk Self assessment, Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Business start ups Tax returns

t: 01732 883542 01622 871614 Satellite TV in all rooms.

New digital aerials.

Free to view channels.

No subscription fees. ITV2, C5 etc.

Insurance (Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens.

No call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed.

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ACCOUNTANTS

ALARMS

TaxAssist Accountants

Comet Security Systems

a: 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL t: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 c: Gary Richards e: garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/Larkfield Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises.

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t: 01634 249859 m: 0779 355 3615 www.cometsecurity.co.uk Protection for your Home or Business. Intruder Alarms, CCTV, Panic Alarms, Access Control.

Existing alarms serviced & maintained. Our systems do not require you to sign up for costly maintenance contracts.

Call Comet Security for a FREE survey.

a: Luddesdowne Nr Meopham t: 01474 813434 c: Christopher Marshall e: info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805

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BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY

BUILDING REFURBISHMENT

Basically Bathrooms

Gemini Beauty

Pete Sloman Y DIY? Building Refurbishment Decorating and Maintenance

t: 01732 321008 m: 07967 741445 e: tony.mckimm@yahoo.com Complete bathroom installations: Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public Liability Insured (See Colour Ad On Page 10)

a: Larkfield t: 01732 842279 m: 07749 589414 e: angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk Award winning Gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience.

(See Colour Ad On Page 25)

t: 01732 842258 m: 07748 102320

All general building work including Painting and Decorating, Joinery and Tiling.

Local references available Free estimates Advice on affordable solutions.

BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BLINDS

BUILDING REGULATIONS

Bathroom Solutions

Classic Blinds

Complete bathroom installs, supply and design.

Plumbing, tiling, splash panels, plastering, electrical work and waste removal.

Free estimates.

Public liability insured.

Fast friendly service.

Free quotes.

Different styles available: Roller, Verticals, Wooden, Venetian, Roman, Ail Venetian.

Fully guaranteed.

Wilkinson Construction Consultants Ltd t: 01732 523466 office@thebuildinginspector.org www.thebuildinginspector.org Building Regulation Approval is required for most building projects from chimney removal, re-roofing to extensions.

Licensed Approved Inspectors Alternative to Council - Local Company

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BLINDS

BUILDING SERVICES

Nightingale Bathrooms

Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd

AAPM Construction

BEAR HIRE

BUILDING REFURBISHMENT

BUILDING SERVICES

GIANT BEAR HIRE

MJ Contractors

Any Aspect Builders Ltd

m: 07908 021913 c: David Bartholomew e: barti1@hotmail.com

t: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk

Easy access showers, baths and wet rooms.

Raised height toilets.

Slip resistant safety flooring.

Discounts for SSAFA, British Legion, Ex service personnel & Over 60s.

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T: 01732 844246 Well behaved giant bear for hire. Children’s parties/Fundraising events. School or promotional events.

t: 01622 730572 www.ClassicBlindsAshford.co.uk

a: Unit 2 Albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent TN2 4BB t: 01892 825522 m: 07767 326211 c: Stuart Munday e: stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

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m: 07928 889 758 c: Matthew e: mjcontractors@mail.com twitter@mjcontractors1 We cover all trades and specialise in refurbishments, painting and decorating, bathrooms, kitchens, general maintenance and insurance work.

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m: 07884 436279 f: 01634 247682 c: Paul e: info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates.

As seen on ITV’s 60 minute makeover!

a: 01622 729536 m: 07407 764555 c: Kieron e: info@anyaspectbuilders.co.uk www.anyaspectbuilders.co.uk Extensions, Driveways, Patios, Fencing, Refurbishments and more.

Over 20 years experience.

Fully Insured. Free Quotes.

CHAS approved.

Reference Available.

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BUILDING SERVICES

BUSINESS SUPPORT

Arbuild Ltd

Thompson Projects

Miss MPS

t/f: 01622 817225 m: 07981 340893 e: jeff@artbuild.co.uk www.artbuild.co.uk Federation of Master builders.

Extensions & renovations, hard landscaping, swift approved cladding & guttering, tiled and flat roofing, kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrics, flooring and decorating.

An established family company.

(See Colour Ad On Page 9) BUILDING SERVICES

m: 07850 286652 e: thompsonprojects@outlook.com fb: Thompson-Projects

Virtual Assistance & Business Support

t: 01732 876660 www.MissMPS.co.uk

Specialist in domestic maintenance including painting & decorating and joinery.

Experienced, reliable and competitive service offered throughout West Kent.

Is your to-do list too long?

Not enough hours in the day?

Miss MPS has the solution!

Virtual PA, admin and back office support, event planning, projects, minute taking and much more.

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BUSINESS NETWORKING

Paul Tann Ltd

t: 01732 842863 m: 07956 313287 / 07834 810453 c: Paul a: paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed.

Established over 20 years.

BNI Kings Hill Kings Hill Golf Club, Kings Hill We meet every Thursday morning.

Call Anna to book your place!

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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

CAR BODY REPAIRS

R Blackman General Maintenance

Forever Living Products

m: 07939 248983 c: Anna Marshall e: info@annaforeverhealthy.co.uk www.annaforeverhealthy.co.uk

Autospray Solutions

t: 01892 838668 m: 07887 948430 c: Richard Blackman e: rblackman1@btinternet.com www.rb-gm.co.uk Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

Uncapped & willable income stream.

Flexible - start part-time, and build a full time income. Global franchise operating in over 160 countries worldwide.

Unique product range. Est. 33 years.

Call for more information today!

m: 07773 340049 t: 01622 727263 c: Ben Mobile Body Repairs, bumper scuffs and scratches. All vehicle cosmetic repairs are carried out on site at your work or home, resulting in signifcant savings of up to 50% when compared to traditional body shop methods.

Call now for your free quotation.

Award winning service.

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BUILDING SERVICES

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

CAR SALES

Sterling Construction Works Ltd

Utility Warehouse Discount Club Authorised Distributor Network Marketing Business t: 01732 521494 c: Jane Marshall e: jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk

Kings Hill Car Sales

t: Freephone 0800 689 3968 e: contactus@sterlingconstructionworks.co.uk www.sterlingconstructionworks.co.uk Extensions, Conservatories, Brickwork, Drainage, Driveways, Patios, paving, Decking, Kitchens and Bathrooms.

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Major British PLC is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided.

a: Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU t: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk Good quality cars, bought and sold.

Specialist vehicle sourcing.

Company vehicle sourcing.

All makes available.

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CARPENTRY

CARPET SHOP

West Malling Garage

Paul Anthony Interiors

Rowling Carpets

Toyota Specialists.

All makes of vehicle serviced and repaired.

Vehicle diagnostics.

MOT station.

Car sales and sourcing of any vehicle.

Carpentry and joinery.

Laminate wood flooring.

Kitchen installations.

Radiator Covers.

Made to measure sliding wardrobes.

Cupboards, units and shelving.

No job too big or too small.

25 years experience.

Call for free, no obligation quote.

Discount to local Oracle readers.

a: High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QN t/f: 01732 874350 c: Nick Errington www.westmallinggarage.co.uk

m: 07719 117250 e: info@paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk

a: 787 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6DE t: 01732 521355 www.rowlingcarpets.uk We hold a massive range of carpets, vinyls, laminates, luxury vinyl tiles, woods and artificial grass and our showroom is open for you to visit.

All carpets priced over £10 per square meter include fitting. FREE gripper & door bars when purchasing underlay.

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CAR SERVICE & REPAIR

CARPENTRY

CCTV

Kings Hill Garage Limited

Red Carpentry

Gemini Voice & Data Ltd

Servicing for all makes & models MOT’s – while u wait Tyres & Exhausts Engine diagnostics

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Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows.

Solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken.

Over 30 years experience.

We offer a full range of CCTV systems operating at 720p for high quality.

High quality weather proof cameras.

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CARPENTRY

CARPET CLEANING

Chatfield Carpentry

Homefresh

a: North Lodge, 584 Malling Road, West Malling, Kent, ME194PU. t: 01732 849322

t: 01732 871449 m: 07985 273773 c: Steve Wheeler e: mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors.

Quality workmanship at competitive prices. Over 17 years experience City and Guilds qualified.

t: 01622 751447 m: 07896 904056 c: Richard Dillon

t: Freephone: 0800 6942024 Carpet and upholstery cleaning offer.

50% discount.

Specialist Fabric Treatment.

Stainshield, Deodorising Treatment, Anti-Allergy Treatment, Conditioner.

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CARPENTRY

CARPET CLEANING

Hudson Carpentry & Building Services

Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd

t: 01634 242807 m: 07838 156170 c: Neil Hudson e: hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk All aspects of carpentry, building and home maintenance including kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, flooring, windows, doors and more!

Over 20 years exp. Fully Insured.

Local & reliable. Call for a free quote.

See our facebook page for customer feedback.

t: 01732 872199 c: Chrissie 07801 561696 John 07860 100295 e: info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk

Family run carpet cleaning company.

Also upholstery cleaning, Stain removal, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning.

NCCA and IICRC Certified.

a: No 5, Liberty Square, Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU t: 01732 870634 m: 07799 114425 c: Gordon Burgess e: gordon@gemini.network

CHARITY CLUB

Lions Club of Malling District Monthly meetings on the third Monday of each month at 8pm at The Farmhouse, 97-99 High Street West Malling, Kent ME19 6NA www.elitepubs.com/the_farmhouse/ Call 0845 8335735 and ask for Ted Inns for details.

CHARITY CLUB

Kings Hill Rotary Club khrc09@yahoo.com www.rotary1120.org/kings_hill/ Every Monday evening 7.30 for 7.45pm Upstairs at the Spitfire, Kings Hill.

Organising support and fund raising for local, national and international causes.

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CLEANING

COMPUTER SUPPORT

Sweet Sweeps

‘Perfick’ Cleaning

AA Computer Services

Stove, Fireplace and Chimney Specialists.

Supply, installation, maintenance, chimney sweeping service, rebuilds and restorations.

Domestic and commercial.

One off, weekly, occasional cleans.

Spring/deep cleans.

m: 07936 420364 07854 971234 e: lewissweet99@hotmail.co.uk www.sweetsweeps.co.uk

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CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA Workshops and parties for lots of fun and lots of chocolatey goodies to take home.

Just £19.50 per head Also, truffle making workshops, hen nights & birthdays at the Chocolate Umbrella 42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk CLEANING

GLEAMING CLEANING Always busy? No time for cleaning?

Ovens NEED to be deep cleaned!

Ironing pile getting bigger?

Garden that never stops growing?

Hoovering & dusting getting you down?

Call us to leave your house gleaming!

No job too BIG or too SMALL! For a professional 1-2-1 service with A Smile Free quotation 1st clean 20% Off

m: 07904 910400 e: info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk

t: 01732 852022 m: 07940 225316 c: Lucie e: luciewoodger@gmail.com

Ironing collection and drop off services also available.

Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services.

Microsoft Certified Professional.

From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

CLEANING

COMPUTER SUPPORT

Time For You

ALTONE Computers Ltd

Honest, dependable and affordable police checked cleaner to your home.

Typically £10.95 per hour incl.

Providing excellent & friendly local service for 13 years.

Desktop and Laptop, Maintenance/ Repairs/Upgrades/Wireless/ Virus Removal/Custom Builds etc Fixed Costs, no hourly rates

t: 0800 458 1127 m: 07863 347587 e: north-kent@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk

t: 01892 835089 m: 07771 707035 c: Alan www.altone.co.uk

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COMPUTER SUPPORT

Kings Hill Community Centre

APC Manpower Computer Services

a: 70 Gibson Drive, Kings Hill West Malling, Kent ME19 4LG t: 01732 220919 e: bookings@kingshillparish.gov.uk Function venue suitable for parties, christenings, weddings, wakes, charity nights and more…

Prices start from as little as £145£1050. Call for more info.

t: 01732 790099 m: 07867 771078 e: service@pcmanpower.co.uk

VIRUS Removal Specialists Broadband or WiFi issues SLOW or Freezing computer PC not starting, Low Memory LAPTOP Repair, EMAIL problems Apple / iPad Repairs, Printer setup, Computer Cleanup.

Call Terri: 07486 860647 CLEANING

Kings Hill Cleaning Ltd

a: 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU t: 01732 844484 e: info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk Friendly, professional, family run business. High standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. Materials supplied.

Regular, one-off & spring cleaning * New Housekeeping, ironing, shopping and errands service.* Call for a free estimate.

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COMPUTER SUPPORT

Nicola Lewis Advisor

Champ Computer Services

Life Coach and Business Coach Thought Field Therapist (TFT) Reiki Master Teacher Tarot Reader with Numerology, Astrology, crystals Clairvoyance and Palmistry.

Works shops and development groups available

The local PC experts for: -PC health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -Virus & spyware removal/protection -Complete PC installation & upgrades -No fix - no fee!

(See Colour Ad On Page 8)

Practitioner Life Coach 25 Years c: 07736 641523 e: Nicola.lewis3@outlook.com

t: 01732 843659 m: 07887 566948 e: info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk

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COUNSELLING

DECORATORS

Home Computer Repairs

Mark Phillips Couple Counsellor

Impact Decoration

t: 07780 601947 c: Mark e: marklyons36@googlemail.com Problems With Your Computer or Laptop?

Then Why Not Let Me Help?

No Call-Out Costs Low Fees Based On Time Spent & Materials Used Pensioners Warmly Welcome & Treated Fairly By Local Mature I.T. Graduate.

CONSERVATORIES

Howard Caine Conservatories

t/f: 01732 321050 m: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 e: Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk

a: Tenterden/West Malling m: 07883 189619

e: info@markphillipscouplecounsellor.co.uk www.markphilipscouplecounsellor.co.uk

Relationship counselling helps to make the most of your relationships.

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Indoor Market and Craft Fair Aylesford Village Community Centre Sunday 24th July, 10am - 2pm Over 30 stalls of home made products and crafts.

Refreshments. Free entry. Parking.

t: 01732 873726 m: 07882 597433 c: Sam Gregory e: info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk Kings Hill based, polite and tidy.

Internal and External decoration.

City and Guilds qualified.

Dulux Select Approved Decorator.

Fully insured.

Domestic and Commercial clients.

Virtually dust free sanding.

DECORATORS

John Green Décor Ltd

t: 0800 783 1916 e: sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk Which? Trusted trader and Dulux Approved Decorators undertaking: - All aspects of painting & decorating - Interior/exterior/insurance work - Domestic & Commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - Specialist spray finishes

New Conservatories, Refurbishment, Windows/Doors Check us out at Checkatrade.com Fully registered with FENSA Customer References Available.

(See Colour Ad On Page 13)

Free entry. All proceeds to Centre.

Registered Charity No 302674 Following events: 28/8, 25/9 & 23/10.

CONSERVATORIES

DECORATORS

DECORATORS

Orangeries Southeast Ltd

Choice Painting & Decorating

JP’s Decorating

t/f: 01732 849020 m: 07860 483348 e: info@orangeriessoutheast.com www.orangeriessoutheast.com From compact to prestigious and everything in between. Available in hardwood, aluminum or PVCu. Quality windows and doors also available.

With over 35 years’ experience. We provide our clients with a highquality product and 1st class service.

(See Colour Ad On Page 17)

t: 01732 875507 m: 07761 601896 c: Dean Woolterton

City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

m: 07956 874044 or 07944 126353 c: Phil e: jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small.

All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest. I have many years experience.

Kings Hill based.

Domestic/Commercial & insurance.

(References available on request)

COUNSELLING

DECORATORS

DECORATORS

Anne Twyford Counselling

G J Services

Parrish Painting & Decorating

a: Kings Hill t: 01732 752077 m: 07551 277293 e: anne@annetwyfordcounselling.uk www.annetwyfordcounselling.uk Counselling and personal therapy for individuals.

Consulting room in Churchill Square, Kings Hill.

a: West Malling t: 01732 872125 m: 07764 684495 t: Guy Williams e: gjservices@btinternet.com Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Tiling Free Estimates

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m: 07967 190588 c: Mark

For all your decorating needs.

A friendly, reliable service at competitive rates.

Qualified and fully insured.

Call for a free, no obligation quote.

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DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR

Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists

SOS Window Works

Glen’s Driving School

Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and Velux windows.

Advanced Driving Instructor.

Pass Plus - Local friendly DSA Driving Instructor - Pass Plus - Competitive Rates - First lesson free - New A/C Peugeot

a: 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB t/f: 01732 873754 m: 07971 542609/07824 887677 e: m.roast@gmail.com Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling. City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp.

Insurance & Commercial work.

References on request.

a: The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, ME20 7LZ t: 01622 206690 m: 07779 006696 e: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 17)

t: 01732 841966 m: 07525 209294 e: glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk

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DRAINAGE & PLUMBING

ELECTRICIANS

Trade Glaze

Ferdurco Solutions Limited

Andy Payne Electrical

For all your drainage needs.

Fast and reliable service.

Emergency 24 hours.

All blockages.

Domestic and commercial.

All plumbing work.

Part P Domestic Electrician.

Napit Approved No 12146 City and Guilds 2330, 2382 BS7671 17th Edition.

2391 Inspection and Testing.

From fitting a new light through to a complete rewire and Periodic/Landlord Inspections.

Free quotes.

a: Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD t: 01622 725444 f: 01622 721111 e: ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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t: 01732 252112 e: enquiries@fedurcosolutions.co.uk www.ferdurcosolutions.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 11)

t: 01732 843661 m: 07830 456928 e: ryarshelectrical@gmail.com

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

DRIVEWAY & PATIO CLEANING

ELECTRICIANS

DG Solutions (Kent) Limited

Bramko Ltd

ASD Electrical Services

Independent Offham Business Double Glazing Problems Solved t: 01732 842691 m: 07870 213098 e: contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk

Fault Finding, Repairs and Upgrades Windows, Doors, Locks & adjustments.

Misted Sealed Units, Handles and Hinges.

Upgrade to A-rated energy efficient units.

New Installation FENSA Insurance backed.

Free telephone advice and call out Over 30 years’ experience in industry.

t: 01732 357660 m: 07899 894838 c: Mark Killick e: mik1969@hotmail.co.uk www.bramko.co.uk

t: 01634 624555 m: 07885 605424 e: asdelectricalservices@gmail.com

Block paving, patio slabs and decking restored to original condition.

Weed moss & grime removal to prevent slippery surfaces.

Free estimates and onsite cleaning demonstration.

(See Colour Ad On Page 10)

No job too small Maintenance and installation Domestic and commercial Repairs and fittings Free quotations No call out fee (See Colour Ad On Page 10)

Leaflet distribution from 1,000 up to 56,500.

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FARMER’S MARKET

Cobalt Contracts Ltd

L.T Security & Electrical Services

Spadework

Over 30 qualified years experience in Electrical & Security work in domestic & commercial properties (12 locally) All Alarms and Security Systems installed & Existing Systems maintained. All electrical work undertaken with No callout charge. Very quick response & reliable friendly personal approach. Free Estimates. No job too small.

Experienced in working for the elderly.

Market Dates: Second Saturday of every month from 10am to 1pm, except our Christmas Market in December, which is 10am to 4pm.

Tel: 01732 843438 Mobile: 07706 130061 Contact: Bob Battledore

bob.battledore@cobaltcontracts.co.uk Electrician 17th Edition, Part P Registered NAPIT, Fully insured Rewires – full & partial Additional sockets/lighting Testing & Inspection Electric cookers/showers Underfloor heating/fuse boards Call now for a free quote

ELECTRICANS

a: Braeburn Way, Kings Hill t: 01732 522 788 m: 07971 552 663 c: Lee Terry e: leeterry4@googlemail.com

ELECTRICANS

Dase Electrical

t: 01732 844634 m: 07957 209073 c: Mark Steward www.allseasonsltd.org.uk

All types of garden fencing & gates. supplied, erected and repaired.

Close boarded.

Panel, post & rail, decking & pagodas.

No job too small.

Approved by 3 local Parish Councils.

Free quotations.

EVENTS

Domestic and Residential Electrical Services

Soul Night In Kings Hill Friday 23rd September

t: 01622 870147 m: 07515 159821 e: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk

Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home lighting, sockets & switches. Full or Pprt rewire, security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval. NAPIT Approved No Call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice.

No hidden extras.

FENCING

All Seasons Garden Fencing

m: 07515 748520 c: Darren Skelly e: dskelly9372@gmail.com www.facebook.com/Dase-Electrical 17th Edition and City and Guilds qualifications and CRB checked.

Friendly, local and domestic.

No job too big or small! Part or Full Rewires. Switches, lights and Sockets. Garden lighting and Power.

LED Insallation. Free quotes, advice and call outs.

ELECTRICANS

a: Teston Road, Offham, Kent ME19 5NA t: 01732 870002 e: info@spadework.org.uk www.spadework.net

Kings Hill Golf Club Fortune Way, Kings Hill, West Malling, ME19 4GF 7pm - Midnight £10 anna@thelocaloracle.co.uk 07939 248983

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FENCING

Parkers Fencing & Gate Automation

Tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected.

ELECTRIC GATES & ROLLER SHUTTERS Gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas. Family run business. Free quotes.

Over 18 yrs exp.

Visit our new website.

ELECTRICANS

FENCING

Jason Langstaff Electrician

Tate Fencing

t: 01959 525136 m: 07817 733257 e: JMLLimited@aol.com

Design & installation.

Fuse board upgrades.

New builds & extensions.

Security lighting.

Full or part rewires.

Additional sockets & lighting points.

Professional, reliable, courteous and insured.

t: 01732 852596 e: sales@tatefencing.co.uk www.tatefencing.co.uk

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Suppliers of fencing materials.

Visit our Tonbridge depot.

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GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

Forever Living Products

A D Landscapes Ltd

Wayne’s Gardens

m: 07939 248983 c: Anna Marshall e: info@annaforeverhealthy.co.uk www.annaforeverhealthy.co.uk Three programmes to help you kickstart your transformation and create good habits for life. Forever have many different products to enhance your life so why not have a party with friends at own home and try some of them.

a: Ightham t: 01732 763114 m: 07790 036871 c: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management.

All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

t: 01732 852022 m: 07979 751239 e: waynemvidler@gmail.com All aspects of hard & soft landscaping.

Tree & hedge work. Border work.

Lawn/garden maintenance. Turfing.

Decking. Raised beds. Fencing.

Paths & Patios. Brick walls.

Garden clearances.

Pressure cleaning.

Free estimates and advice.

FOOTCARE

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GARDEN MAINTENANCE

West Malling Podiatry & Chiropody

Coe’s Landscapes

DM Garden Design & Maintenance

a: 14-16 Swan Street, West Malling ME19 6LP t: 01732 848460 c: Marie Thomas Bsc(Hons), MChS e: westmallingpods@gmail.com

HPC Registered Podiatrist l Corn & Callous Removal l Biomechanics & Orthotics l Verrucae l Ingrown Toenails Evening, weekend and gift vouchers also available.

t: 07944 442442 c: Tim Coe e: timcoe36@icloud.com www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company Est.1970 Taking on jobs large and small.

Free quotes and will always try to beat other quotes.

We cover all of Kent.

Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting.

Large and small turfing and levelling.

FUNERAL PLANS

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GARDEN MAINTENANCE

Safe Hands Funeral Plan

Marshalls Landscape Contractors

Garden Maintenance

t: 01732 847924 m: 07914 853109 c: Tony Slater e: tony.slater1937@gmail.com Peace of mind comes with a pre-paid funeral plan.

5 plans to choose from.

0% interest available.

t: 01732 807997 m: 07768 911241 c: Tom

Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Full landscaping service.

Fully insured and City & Guilds.

m: 07798 605624 c: Owen

Garden design.

Hard and soft landscaping.

Grass cutting and treatment.

Full garden maintenance.

Fully insured with public liability.

t: Freephone: 0800 511 8081 c: Mark All garden work undertaken.

Lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios.

Free estimates.

Regular maintenance or just a tidy.

No job too big or small.

References available.

City & Guilds qualified.

Over 25 years experience.

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GARAGE DOORS

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GARDEN MAINTENANCE

Garage Door Associates

Yew Tree Landscapes

Garden Maintenance

a: Showroom and Head Office 18 Holborough Road, Snodland t: 01732 590085 www.garagedoors4you.co.uk Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door.

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a: Larkfield t: 01732 848179 m: 07850 175077 c: Kevin Kennett e: yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving.

Garden Artificial Grass, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.

m: 07884 582327 c: Tim

Regular year round garden maintenance. £9 ph minimum charge per visit £22.50 Garden clearance. £10ph minimum charge per visit £20

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GARDEN SERVICES

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

Woodgate Garden Maintenance

V & S Garden Services

Wicks Gas

Complete Garden Maintenance Lawn mowing, hedge cutting, turfing.

Fencing, trees pruned, topped or shaped, pressure washing One off or regular maintenance Fully Insured and CRB Checked

Comprehensive range of garden services.

One off or full regular maintenance.

Complete year round lawn care.

Professional licensed weed control.

Hourly rates.

t: 01634 242972 m: 07547 478918 c: Paul Micallef

t: 01732 521224 m: 07958 997336 c: Sue or Vince

Call for a FREE quote GARDEN SERVICES

Acacia Landscapes

t: 01732 845104 m: 07812 344740 www.acaciatreecare.co.uk All aspects of hard and soft landscaping work undertaken.

Free consultation and written quotations.

Fully insured

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805

t: 01732 883544 m: 07748 780811 c: Gerald Wicks e: wicksgas@btinternet.com Service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation.

GAS SAFE REGISTERED: 212643

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GAS & HEATING SERVICES

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

Down To Earth Garden Services

Benjamin Terry Plumbing & Heating

Elise - Freelance mobile stylist

t: 01732 841904 m: 07801 440994 c: Peter Roberts e: gpmpete@btinternet.com

t: 01622 725558 m: 07968 424228 e: ben@bpterry.co.uk

m: 07530 203451 c: Lisa

Specialising in precision haircuts and fashion colour.

Over 20 years experience, originally based at Vidal Sassoon in Knightsbridge.

Available Tuesday to Saturday.

Call for a free no obligation consultation.

Full maintenance Grass cutting and hedge cutting Lawn treatment Garden clearance

Experienced Qualified Plumbing and Heating Engineer offers; Free Quotations for all your heating and plumbing requirements, No job too small, All calls handled promptly and efficiently.

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GARDEN SERVICES

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

Simon Henderson Gardening Services

Chelsea Gas and Waterworks

Kelly’s Hairdressing Services

m: 07801 045392 c: Simon e: simonhenderson60@gmail.com

t: 01732 321754 m: 07973 138489 c: Simon Williams e: chelseagaswks@aol.com

Lawn mowing, hedge trimming, pruning and weeding.

Garden clear ups and regular maintenance.

All types of garden maintenance undertaken.

Fully insured.

Unvented hot water storage C&G Electrical BS7671 17th Edition All aspects of Gas, CH & HW repair, servicing & installation undertaken.

Friendly, reliable service.

Landlord’s Gas Safety Certificates Gas Safe Registered: 36297

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m: 07951 202655 c: Kelly

Fully Qualified hairdresser I am experienced in cutting and colouring and have had advanced training in L’Oreal colour.

Professional and affordable service in the comfort of your own home.

I am polite, friendly and reliable.

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Assembly Man

Audley Care

Andrew Smith Jewellers

t: 01732 490071 m: 07806 949999 c: David Hughes e: assemblyman.dave@gmail.com Flat Pack assembly, Outdoor furniture assembly, Home playground assembly, Fence & Shed painting, Patio & Drive power washing, Picture/ Mirror hanging, Shelving, Water features, Small to medium odd jobs. Free No Obligation Quote Senior Discount Public Liability Insurance Held.

HANDYMAN

Derek’s Home Maintenance You buy and I fit kitchens Bathrooms, kitchens, cloakrooms, radiators & taps.

General household repairs.

Free quotations.

Fully insured.

Tel: 01634 244061 Mobile: 07941 172176 derekdhmltd@blueyonder.co.uk

t: 01622 633101 www.audleycare.co.uk For care that’s wrapped around you.

a: 89 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6NA t: 01732 843087 www.andrewsmithjewellers.co.uk

Remember you don’t have to change your routine just to make things easier for us. It’s the other way around.

Competitive pricing for unwanted or damaged gold items.

Professional, friendly advice.

Open 9am-5.30pm Mon to Sat Visit our new website!

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IRONING SERVICES

KITCHENS

Bespoke Ironing

Danmar Kitchens

Your local and reliable ironing service.

I offer a bespoke, professional BUT affordable ironing service.

25 items for £20 Free collection and delivery

Kitchens Bathrooms Studies Come and visit our showroom.

t: 01732 874 521 m: 07803 788325 c: Claire Dolke e: claire@bespokeironing.co.uk www.bespokeironing.co.uk

a: 51 High Sreet, West Malling Kent, ME19 6QH t: 01732 848333 e: info@danmarkitchens.co.uk www.danmarkitchens.co.uk

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HANDYMAN

IRONING SERVICES

KITCHENS

Inside Out Domestic Property Maintenance

Extra Hands Ironing & Shirt Laundry

DL Kitchens

m: 07726 525633 c: Bob e: insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Floor & Wall Tiling - Door Hanging Shelving & Racking - Furniture Assembly - Pressure Washing Patio & Drive Cleaning. Gardening Guttering. No Job Too Small Free Estimates and Friendly Advice.

Full Public Liability Insurance.

Estate Agent approved.

a: The Colonnade 10 West Street West Malling ME19 6QX t: 01732 872159 m: 07956 864860 www.extrahandsironing.co.uk Central West Malling Drop Shop Open 9-3 Monday - Fridays & 9.30-12.30 Saturdays Clear pricing.

Fully insured.

Collection and delivery service.

t: 01732 844746 m: 07792 670141/07841 658821 c: Dave or Matthew e: davelovelock@talktalk.net Kitchens supplied & fitted or fit only.

All work carried out from start to finish incl. plastering, plumbing, wall & floor tiling, carpentry and electrics.

All work insured and guaranteed.

Contact this local family business for more info.

HANDYMAN

LAWNMOWER REPAIRS

Steve’s Home & Garden Services

Mr Mower

Doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing Decking - Patios - Gardening Decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

Fully insured.

All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service.

t: 01732 846420 m: 07758 311576

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LEGAL ADVICE

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LOGS & FIREWOOD Seasoned logs, Firewood and kindling delivered to your door Roger 07831 499952 01732 521693 r.gluck@sky.com Mobile log splitting service Fallen trees cleared.

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David Lloyd Clubs

The Nail Hut

Discover what’s new at David Lloyd Kings Hill.

Book a club tour today.

Come to The Nail Hut and relax in the hands of our professional nail technician and manicurist.

Ample free parking.

Strictly by appointment only.

a: 21 Kings Hill Avenue, Kings Hill ME19 4UA t: 01732 873773 www.davidlloyd.co.uk/kingshill

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OPTICIANS

a: Westmount, Comp Lane, Offham, Kent, ME19 5PP m: 07545 923247 fb: thenailhutoffham

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A.Maidstone Locksmiths

a: 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS t: 01622 410057 m: 07837 751611 c: John e: john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service.

Domestic and Commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted.

UPVC specialists.

KCC trading standard approved.

LOFT LADDERS & HATCHES

O-P OPTICIANS

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805

OVEN CLEANERS

Oven Angels

t: 01892 514552 m: 07901 857608 www.ovenangels.co.uk Female oven cleaning team using environmentally approved bio degradable, eco friendly products.

Now in their 17th year.

Prices from £45. Fully insured.

As written in the Evening Standard & Daily Telegraph.

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PLASTERERS

PLUMBERS

Oven Wizards

JB Plastering

John Ascot Plumbing

t: 01622 616168 m: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £49. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000’s of local clients. Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

m: 07984 703450 c: Jim Burgess e: james_burgess999@hotmail.co.uk Qualified plasterer with 20 yrs exp.

High standard of finish.

Internal and external plastering.

Rendering, skimming, plasterboarding and coving.

Decorating and carpentry services available should they be required.

Free quote.

t: 01732 404756 m: 07515 884653 www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk All aspects of plumbing and drainage.

Boiler installations and repairs.

Gas and heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

(See Colour Ad On Page 9)

PARTY STORE

PLASTERERS

PLUMBERS

Best Parties Store

Wall 2 Wall Plastering

K McCarthy Heating & Plumbing Engineering Services

a: West Malling Post Office 30 Swan Street, West Malling, ME19 6JZ t: 01732 843204 e: wmbestparties@gmail.com fb: Bestparties

t: 01634 313326 m: 07843 881657 c: Joe Bunting e: wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk

t: 01732 847363 m: 07851 774726

Fully qualified Plasterer.

Internal & external plastering.

Rendering & pebble dashing.

Skimming & plaster boarding.

Coving. Painting and decorating.

Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.

Gas Safe Registered Engineer & qualified plumber All gas and plumbing work undertaken Free estimates No call out charge No Vat

PET SERVICES

PLUMBERS

PLUMBERS

Your Furry Friend’s Friend Dog Walker and Pet Sitter

DL Plumbing

R. J. Plumbing

All plumbing work undertaken.

From a dripping tap to a new bathroom.

Including tiling and flooring.

Local reliable plumber. All domestic plumbing covered, from changing a washer in your dripping tap, to installing a full bathroom suite, we are the business for you. No job too small, all work guaranteed, no call out charge, 10% discount to over 65’s.

PLASTERERS

PLUMBERS

PLUMBERS

Charlie Skelly

Hylton Plumbing Services

Say it with balloons!

(See Colour Ad On Page 22)

t: 01732 842807 m: 07709 025684 c: Lisa e: LisaG_GTI@hotmail.co.uk fb: YourFurryFriendsFriend

A friendly and reliable dog walking and daily pet care service, including visiting cats, rabbits, guinea pigs and chickens. Available 7 days a week.

Fully insured and police checked

m: 07590 262809 All aspects of plastering & rendering Friendly & professional Internal & external skimming High quality finish Free estimates

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a: Addington t: 01732 844746 m: 07792 670141

m: 07590 665525 c: Ricky Jones e: rickyjplumbing@gmail.com

a: West Malling t: 01732 843086 m: 07970 528822 c: Hylton Visser e: ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. No call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr Emergency Call Out. (See Colour Ad On Page 12) DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

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PROPERTY MAINTENANCE

REMOVALS & STORAGE

Tony Nelson Plumbing

OR Services

Goodfellows Removals & Storage

From hanging pictures and fixing dripping taps to a bathroom and kitchen fitting service. We do all trades: plumbing, electrical, tiling, garden maintenance, handyman, and groundworks.

“We specialise in small jobs!!”

All work will be undertaken.

We offer free quotes and very competive rates.

Household/office removals.

Local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. Established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

t: 01732 220443

Plumbing - all plumbing undertaken.

Heating - radiators and boilers Gas - boilers installed and repaired.

Drainage - cleaning, jetting & repairs.

24 hours - 1 hour response.

(See Colour Ad On Page 19)

m: 07798 605624 e: owen@orservices.org.uk

POST OFFICE

a: Ashtree Farm, Teston Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 5RL t: 01732 841841 f: 01622 753708

REMOVALS

West Malling Post Office

a: 30 Swan Street, West Malling, Kent. ME19 6JZ t: 01732 843204 Greeting cards, Calendars, Diaries, Gift wrap, Gifts, Knitting Wool, Stationery, Books, Toys, Party supplies, Balloons and much more.

(See Colour Ad On Page 8) PRINTERS

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REMOVALS

Audley Care

JM Removals

t: 0371 226 3775 e: recruitment@audleycare.co.uk www.audleycare.co.uk We are now recruiting homecarers in your area to deliver high quality care and domestic support to our customers living in their own homes.

t: 01622 205738 m: 07932 715072 c: John McKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk

Please call if you are interested in joining our friendly Audley Care Team.

(See Colour Ad On Page 5)

Local & national Full house & single items Dismantle & reassemble service Hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. Shipping.

Free Estimates Fully insured professional service

PROPERTY MAINTENANCE

RECRUITMENT

RESTAURANT

KM Services

Tunbury Primary School

Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar

(See Colour Ad On Page 27)

t: 01732 882280 www.km-services.co.uk KM Services provides a comprehensive maintenance and inspection service, with an emergency response line that runs 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.

(See Colour Ad On Page 15)

Tunbury Avenue, Walderslade, Kent ME5 9HY t: 01634 863085 c: Miss E McIntosh - Head Teacher e: headteacher@tunbury.ketn.sch.uk Tunbury Primary School is looking for an enthusiastic and committed individual to join their Governing Body.

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a: 53-55 High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QH t: 01732 843247

enquiries@franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com www.franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com

21 mussels, a la carte menu, 16 Belgian beers, Sunday lunch till 4.30pm, small weddings, private function room.

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SKIP HIRE

All Sewn Up

Haffenden Skip Hire

Sewing alterations.

2yd to 12yd skips available.

Local reliable service.

Call for competitive rates.

a: Ditton t: 01732 874557 c: Gillian Bradding

a: East Malling t: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 m: 07850 049246

ROOFING

SHUTTERS

SOLICITORS

William Kent & Sons Roofing

Divine Shutters & Blinds

Berry & Lamberts Solicitors

t: 01732 824059 m: 07778 586865 c: Bill All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Reg waste carrier.

t: 0800 001 6902 www.divineshutters.co.uk

Experienced fitters.

Competitive pricing.

Book your free home appointment today.

For professional, honest and friendly advice.

(See Colour Ad On Page 12) SHUTTERS

SPANISH LESSONS

Ideal Shutters and Blinds

Spangles

t: 01622 296022 www.idealshuttersandblinds.co.uk fb: Ace Blinds and Shutters Kent

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a: Churchill Square Business Centre Suite 9, 60 Churchill Square Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU t: 01732 897925 f: 01732 897935 e: kingshill@the-solicitors.co.uk www.the-solicitors.co.uk

Genuine real wood shutters at a lower price than MDF. Over 15 years experience in supplying & fitting quality products.

Call today for your free no obligation quotation.

t: 01622 735292 www.spangles.cc Spanish Summer Intensive Course at Kings Hill Community Hall.

Course includes audio tracks, food and drink tasting and course materials.

(See Colour Ad On Page 14)

(See Colour Ad On Page 27)

SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE

SHUTTERS

SWEET SHOP

TLC Scrap Metal

Stylehouse Shutters

t: 07804 057096 c: Tom Calvert

Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection.

Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

t: 01732 752121 e: hello@stylehouseshutters.co.uk www.stylehouseshutters.co.uk Based in West Malling, supplying and fitting the highest quality, bespoke window plantation shutters.

Free no obligation survey.

Local, friendly service.

3 year guarantee.

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CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA All your favourite sweets, party bags & Kebabs made to order with free message tag.

Candy Cakes any size/colour Delicious Luxury English Truffles Macaroons, Nougat & specialities Ice Creams, Sorbets & Slush Drinks 42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk

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TREE SURGERY

WINDOWS

Kingshill Cars

Qualitree Services Ltd

Trade Glaze

Open 24 hours throughout Kings Hill to West Malling from £5 Smart reliable drivers always needed No extra charge after midnight Don’t drink and drive!

Tree Surgery, Felling & Removal Hedge Cutting & Trimming Qualified, Experienced & Reliable Fully Insured & Value for Money

t: 01732 871234 01622 791400 www.kingshillcars.com

(See Colour Ad On Page 25)

t: 01622 208426 c: Gary or Caroline Everest e: hello@qualitree-services.co.uk www.qualitree-services.co.uk

Call Today For Your Free Quotation

a: Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD t: 01622 725444 f: 01622 721111 e: ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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TILING

WINDOW CLEANING

C M Tile

Abbi Window Cleaning

Bathrooms and kitchens.

Walls and floors.

Regrouting.

Tile cleaning.

Call for a free quotation.

We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole System ensures privacy.

Reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above conservatories no problem. Large house specialist.

Domestic and commercial.

Police checked operator.

Call now for your free estimate.

t: 0800 055 6082

m: 07407 266240 e: enquiries@cmtile.com www.cmtile.com

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TREE SURGERY

UPHOLSTERY

WINDOW CLEANING

Acacia Tree Care

Interior Decor

All Clean Windows

NPTC C&G Qualified, Fully insured.

t: 01732 871042 e: interiordecor@hotmail.co.uk www.interiordecorkent.co.uk

t: 01732 845104 m: 07812 344740 www.acaciatreecare.co.uk

a: Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ

t/f: 01622 745179 c: Jean Tandy e: gean.tandy@talktalk.net

Free consultation and written quotations

Re-upholstery, loose covers and curtain making carried out by City & Guilds craftsmen with over 30 years experience in your fabric or ours.

Reliable local service.

Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured.

Very competitive prices.

TREE SURGERY

WINDOWS

YOGA

Tree work, Hedging, stumpgrinding, hard and soft landscaping, fencing and garden clear ups.

JEEVES & SONS TREE SERVICES

We offer the following services: Tree Pollarding - Topping - Lopping Felling - Pruning. Hedges & Shrubs lowered, trimmed & tidied.

Fully Insured.

City & Guilds NPTC qualifield. jeevesandsonstreeservices.co.uk Tel: 0208 485 9675 Mobile: 07583 406830 Established 1992.

Trade 2 Trade Windows Limited t: 01634 730053 www.t2twindows.com

Experts in home improvements.

Transforming homes across the South East.

Massive savings available now!

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Useful local phone numbers • Alzheimer’s Society 01892 835498 • Age Concern Day Centre - Rotary House, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 848008 • Age Concern Info./Advice/Insurance, 01732 873977 • Multiple Sclerosis Society - SE Kent Branch 08453 970543

COUNCIL • Tonbridge & Malling BC, Gibson Building, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 844522

DOCTORS • Kings Hill, Leybourne and West Malling 01732 870212 • Chaucer Way, Larkfield 01732 841213 • 14 Pelican Court, Wateringbury 01622 814466

Secretary Derrick Groom DGroom5143@aol.com 01732 842557 • Trottiscliffe Village Hall Contact: Julie Patrick 01732 822432

• Mereworth County Primary School, 39 The Street, Mereworth 01622 812569

• Snodland Community Centre Contact: Dilys Crook info@snodlandcommunitycentre.org 01634 240783

• Mereworth Pre-school, Mereworth Village Hall, Butchers Lane, Mereworth 01732 870456

• Wateringbury Village Hall 075 3532 0552

• More Park RC Primary School, Lucks Hill, West Malling 01732 843047

• West Malling Village Hall (WMVH) Contact: Ann Turner 01732 844824

• Offham Primary School, Church Road, Offham 01732 842355

PHARMACIES

• Ryarsh Primary School, Birling Road, Ryarsh 01732 870600

• Kings Hill Pharmacy, 6 Liberty Square 01732 845612 • Boots, 85-87 High Street, West Malling 01732 843389

• Snodland Medical Centre 01634 240296

• Paydens Ltd, 12 Martin Square, Larkfield 01732 843203

HOSPITAL

POLICE

• Maidstone Hospital, Hermitage Lane, Maidstone 0845 1551000

• Tonbridge Neighbourhood Policing Team Tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232

LIBRARY • 22-24 High Street, West Malling 03000 413131 • Library Service (Mobile) Call for fortnightly stops. http://www.kent.gov.uk/leisure_and_ culture/libraries/services_for_everyone/ mobile_libraries.aspx • Snodland Library, 15-17 High Street, Snodland, ME6 5DA

• Kent Police 101 • TMBC Community Warden Supervisor Martin Smith 07969 584173 • RSPCA • RSPCA Leybourne Animal Centre, 199 Castle Way, Leybourne, Kent ME19 5HW 0300 1230751

LOCAL HALLS

• SAMARITANS - 48 Grecian Street, Maidstone, ME14 2TS 01622 674444

• Addington Village Hall 01732 843180

SCHOOLS

• East Malling Village Hall 01732 844546

• Brookfield Infants School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 840955

• East Malling Institute, Mill Street Contact: Roger Roud 01732 840828 • Kings Hill Community Centre (KHCC) Contact: Nikki Clarke, khch@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919 • Leybourne Village Hall 01732 873722 • Mereworth Village Hall Contact: Pauline Bell paulinebell@yahoo.co.uk 01622 813588 • Offham Village Hall Contact: Phyllis Jones 01732 843946 • Ryarsh Church Hall (Anita Parkins) 01732 842232 • Ryarsh Village Hall Contact: Booking

• Kings Hill School, Crispin Way, Kings Hill, West Malling 01732 842739

• Brookfield Junior School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 843667 • The Discovery School, Discovery Drive, Kings Hill 01732 847000 • Holmesdale Technology College, Malling Road, Snodland ME6 5HS office@holmesdale.kent.sch.uk 01634 240416 • Leybourne St Peter & Paul Primary School, Rectory Lane North, Leybourne 01732 842008 • Kings Hill Pre School, 70 Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 840180

• St James the Great Primary School, Chapman Way, East Malling 01732 841912 • St Katherine’s School, St Katherine’s Lane, Snodland, Kent ME6 5EJ (www.stkatherineskent.co.uk) 01634 240061 • The Malling School, Beech Road, East Malling 01732 840995 • Trottiscliffe C of E Primary School, School Lane, Trottiscliffe 01732 822803 • West Malling C of E Primary School, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 842061

TRAINS • National Rail Enquiries 08457 48 49 50

Events MONDAYS

WEDNESDAYS

• 9.15am PiYo at KHCH - with Claire on 07970 482421

• 9.15am Musical Bumps 2+ group, 1+ group 10am, 0-12m group11am, 3+ group 2pm

• 10 - 11.15 am Yoga (Level 1-2) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451

• 9.45am Singalong Baby Sign in West Malling. For more information please call 07768 447657

• 10-11am Music mayhem children’s music for 0-5yrs at Snodland Comm. Centre.

07815 775 504 • 10.15am Zumba Gold at KHCH. Call Claire 07970 482421 for details • 10.15am Adult Ballet classes Ryarsh Village Hall 07775 716714

• 10am Zumba at Nettlestead VH (Low impact) (No classes 1+8 June) Tanya 07531 839159 • 10.45am Little Bright Sparks fun phonics literacy & numeracy classes. 07768 447657 • 11am-12pm Tai Chi & Qigong, Conf Hall, Seekers Trust, Addington. 01732 605732

• 10.30am Baby Massage course in West Malling, Call Massage Your Baby on 01732 847605

• 5.30pm & 7.30pm Slimming World, KHCH, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill - 07914 842597

• 12pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane for beginners.

• 6pm Ballet Workout and Beginners’ Ballet Ryarsh Village Hall 07775716714

• 12.45pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy level.

• 6.30pm Insanity 50 mins class. Discover School, Kings Hill. Call Claire 07970 482421

• 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Advanced dancers.

01732 870715

• 6.30-7.45pm Into to yoga at Borough Green Parish Church Hall. Julie 07989 185425

• (Term time) 1.30pm Expressions Dance at Larkfield & EM Methodist Church ME20 6PN Syliva 01634 245767 • 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. More advanced.

01732 870715.

• 6.15pm (50 mins) and 8.30pm (30 mins) Insanity at KH School. Call Claire 07970 482421 • 7.15pm Zumba at Kings Hill School – Claire 07970 482421 for details.

• 8.15pm PiYo at Kings Hill School - Claire 07970 482421 for details.

• 8pm Zumba at Wateringbury Primary School.

All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 (Not 6 or 13/4)

• 7pm Zumba at Yalding VH (No classes on 18/5, 1/6 and 8/6) Tanya 07531 839159 • (3rd) 7pm Wateringbury Flower Club at The Institute, East Malling.

• 7.30pm Pilates at Discovery School, Kings Hill with Claire on 07970 782421 • 7.30pm C213 Bridge Club at Offham VH. Call Steve Wileman on 01732 841823 for info.

• 8-10pm The Larkfield Women’s Club at Church Farm VH. Contact Sarah on 07786 364063

THURSDAYS • 9.30-10.15am Mini mayhem music for 0-1yrs East Malling Inst. Hall. 07815 775504 • 10.15am Buddha Babies & 11am Buddha Tots Yoga - Buddha Buddies 01632 611768

FRIDAYS • 10.30am Buddha Babies @ Holborough Lakes Village Hall. Buddha Buddies 01632 611768 • (3rd) 2pm Larkfield Active Retirement Association meet at Larkfield VH. Chris Baker 01732 873705.

• 8-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Contact Peter 01622 717491.

SATURDAYS • 8am Insanity 50 mins class at Kings Hill School. Call Claire 07970 482421 • (2nd Sat) 10am - 1pm Offham Farmers Market at Spadework, Teston Rd, Offham.

01732 870002 (See Ad) • (2nd Sat) 10-11.30am Free Fit Club at Barham Court, Teston, Maidstone. Call Leo: 07983 506928

SUNDAYS • 9.30am St Gabriel’s, Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at DiscoverySchool, Kings Hill. Sunday School 1st, 2nd and 4th Sundays of the month.

...ALSO THIS MONTH • Sat 16 July 11.30-14.30 West Malling CofE School Summer Fayre. No entrance fee & everyone welcome. To enquire about a stall please email - FWestMalling@west-malling. kent.sch.uk • Sat 16 July - 12.30pm to 3.00pm - The Discovery School Royal Summer Fair • Thurs 7-9 July 7.30pm ‘The Wateringbury Players, joined by pupils from Wateringbury C. E Primary school, are presenting the musical GODSPELL in St John the Baptist Church, Tonbridge Road , Wateringbury.

• 9.15am Musical Bumps Over 2’s, Under 2’s 10.15am at KHCH

• 10.30-11.30am Music Mayhem children’s music 0-5yrs East Malling Inst. Hall 07815 775504.

• 10.45am Buddha Baby & 11.15am Buddha Tots Yoga - Buddha Buddies 01632 611768

• (1st Thurs) 2pm U3A (University of the Third Age) KHCC Mark Richards on 01622 201985.

• Sat 23 July 11am-3pm The Friends of St James the Great Church East Malling presents ‘NOAH AND HIS ARK ‘ FLOWER FESTIVAL AND SUMMER FAYRE. in the Church and the Institute Hall (behind the King and Queen PH) Lots of stalls, bargains and a raffle etc.

• 11-12.30pm Improver/Intermediate Linedancing at Nettlestead Village Hall.

01732 872624

• 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at West Malling Library.

• Sun 24 July 2-4pm Flower Festival will continue in the Church

• (Alternate) 2.30-4.30pm Men’s Retirement Group meet at Clout Memorial Institute, WM. 01732 846087

• Wed 20 July 8pm Talk on ‘The Country Seat’.

Clout Institute, Hi St, West Malling. £3. entry.

Call Molly Potts 01732 841170.

• 6.15pm-7.15pm, Complete Beginners Pilates, Dance Studio, Malling School 01622 715576

• Sun 24 July 11am-4pm. Twitch Heritage Centre, Douce’s Manor, West Malling. Free entry. Parking St. Leonard’s Street. Call Molly Potts 01732 841170.

TUESDAYS

• 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at Snodland Library.

• 7pm Zumba at Wateringbury Village Hall.

All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 (No class 31-5+7-6) • 7.30-9.30pm The Snodland Women’s Club at the Snodland Community Centre, Paddlesworth Road, ME6 5DP First week free.

Contact Amanda Clark on 07983 159989 for more details.

• 7.15 - 8.15 pm Yoga (Beginners) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451 • 7.15pm-8.15pm, New Yoga Pilates Dance fusion, Dance Studio, Malling School, 01622 715576 • 8.30pm Morris Dancing. St. Georges Hall, Wrotham, TN15 7AB. Male dancers welcome.

• Fri 29 July 7pm Psychic Night at The Old Rectory Leybourne. Free entry.

• 1-5 Aug 6.30-8.30pm Spanish Summer Intensive Courses at KHCH. (See Ad)

Please re-submit your events for the August edition by 20 July info@thelocaloracle.co.uk