DECEMBER 2011 - AYLESFORD/BARMING LOCAL ORACLE

Oracle the local

Month 33: December 2011

Distribution 10,000 homes & businesses

Your monthlY guiDE to loCAl sErviCEs in AnD ArounD

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News Dear Readers Well Christmas is finally here so we wish you all a safe but merry time over the festive season. There are plenty of ideas here in the local Oracle for presents and services to use. Have a great time and we will be out again in January.

Congratulations to Emily Alford who won our Christmas drawing competition for the front page. We had a wonderful selection so it was very difficult to choose.

Remember, you can see an up to date copy of the local Oracle on line. www.thelocaloracle.co.uk Anna & Jane

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We will continue with our event listings page but if you have a big charity event in the local area, we want to hear from you. info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

CUT OFF DATES FOR ADVERTISING OR FREE EVENTS LISTINGS FOR THE JANUARY EDITIONS ARE: Kings Hill/West Malling Allington/Barming/Ditton Paddock Wood/Tonbridge

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Accountants Aerials Artist Beauty (see hairdressing) Blinds Building services Business opportunities Car sales Car service & repairs Carpentry Carpet Cleaner Cleaner-Domestic Community Care Computer support Counselling Decorators* Double glazing Double glazing repairs Dry Cleaners* Electricians Facias, soffit & guttering Fencing Fundraising/support Funeral services gararge Doors garden landscaping garden maintenance garden services

gas & heating services hairdressing hospice hypnotherapy ironing* leaflets locksmith money saving oddjobs osteopath oven Cleaners Paving Plasterer Plumbers Printing Property maintenance Property services skip hire solicitors soul music magazine sweet shop Web Design Windows Window Cleaners USEFUl nUmBERS EVEntS ColoUR aDS

Cut off date for January 2012 is 19 December 2011 Could you advertise in other areas too?

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Christopher marshall luddesdowne nr meopham tel/Fax: 01474 813434 Contact: Christopher marshall info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

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ACCountAnts taxassist accountants 714 london road, larkfield mE20 6Bl tel: 0845 5212241 local: 01732 221960 Contact: gary or tina richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/larkfield Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises.

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AEriAls the aerial man tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614 mobile: 07910 288086 satellite tv in all rooms. new digital aerials.

Free to view channels. no subscription fees. itv2, C5 etc. insurance (storm damage jobs undertaken) special rates for senior citizens. no call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed.

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BlinDs Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control ltd unit 2 Albans Farm romford road Pembury Kent tn2 4BB tel: 01892 825522 Fax: 01892 823522 mobile: 07767 326211 Contact: stuart munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

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BuilDing sErviCEs artisan Developments ltd “the Extension specialists” tel: 01622 729424 Fax: 01622 725207 artisandevs@aol.com www.artisandevelopments.com the clean and efficient extension specialists with experience and references in your local area.

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B BuilDing sErviCEs FHD Property Services tel: 01732 870220 mobile: 07767 355563 Contact: ray may www.fhdpropertyservices.co.uk Extensions - renovations Kitchens and bathrooms Ceramic tiling - Painting Fitting of wooden & laminate floors repairs & home maintenance For complete service and guaranteed satisfaction.

All work fully insured.

Paul tann ltd tel: 01732 842863 mobile: 07956 313287 0 7834 810453 Contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed.

Established over 20 years.

BusinEss oPPortunitY Utility Warehouse Discount Club authorised Distributor networking marketing Business tel: 01732 521494 Contact: Jane marshall jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk major British PlC is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime.

You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided.

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C CAr sAlEs Saab City tel: 0207 480 7540 www.saabcity.com Fantastic Winter Clearance offers across the range. snow tyres and auto socks now in stock.

Call for more details.

CAr sErviCE & rEPAirs autocraft 778 london road larkfield Kent tel: 01732 840892 Contact: John Podd main@autocraftlarkfield.co.uk Book on line and receive annual reminders via text or email at www.autocraftlarkfield.co.uk mot’s - servicing & repairs Diagnostics Air conditioning Body repairs and resprays Britannia mot & Repair Centre ltd unit 1, Britannia Business Park mills road, Aylesford mE20 7nt tel: 01622 718888 Contact: Jill Crayford info@britmot.co.uk www.britmot.co.uk Family run business offering mot’s and Full mechanical repairs, including servicing, tyre replacement and tracking, Air conditioning and Diagnostic analysis.

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Chatfield Carpentry tel: 01732 871449 mobile: 07985 273773 Contact: steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted internal/External doors supplied and fitted. skirting/Architraves/solid wood & laminate floors Quality workmanship at competitive prices. over 17 years expereince City and guilds qualified.

time For You tel: 01277 263984 mobile: 07590 543848 Contact: Kathrine kathrine.branton@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk local cleaners all personally vetted and reference checked.

Friendly, honest and reliable providing a thorough professional cleaning and ironing service. same dedicated cleaner each week. typical rate £9.50ph

RED Carpentry tel: 01622 751447 mobile: 07896 904056 Contact: richard Dillon Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows. solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken. over 30 years experience.

CArPEt ClEAning Castle Cleaning tel: 01622 769990 mobile: 07920 840972 Contact: Dean Baker dean@castle-cleaning.co.uk www.castle-cleaning.co.uk specialist in Carpet, upholstery & hard Floor Cleaning (sealed Wood, stone, Ceramic, terrazzo etc) Patio and Driveway Cleaning service Powerful truck mounted system Carpets Dry in 2 hours. spot and stain removal service. no harmful Chemicals.

Fully insured and iiCrC Certified

CommunitY CArE Unity Care Solutions ltd larkfield, Aylesford tel: 01732 529591 Fax: 01732 529697 www.unitycaresolutions.co.uk We are a kent based organisation providing nursing and homecare services to many areas across Kent and East sussex.

Whether you require a couple of hours assistance or a full 24 hr service, we can arrange an individual package for you.

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ComPutEr suPPort aa Computer Services tel: 01732 848988 mobile : 07904 910400 info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk Complete home and small Business computer and network services. microsoft Certified Professional.

From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) no fix - no fee!

the 1st Ditton Scout group will be helping Father Christmas once again this year to deliver presents to children within the Ditton boundaries on Christmas Eve. Parcels will need to be dropped off at the Scout Hut on Friday 23rd Dec, 6-8pm and Father Christmas will be leaving there about 4pm on Christmas Eve to deliver them. £3 per parcel or two for £5. Further details or to book: 07958619531 Don’t forget to mention the local oracle

C ComPutEr suPPort aPC manpower Computer Services tel: 01732 824511 mob: 07867771078 service@pcmanpower.co.uk virus & malware specialist if you think you`re inFECtED give us a call PC not booting or Blank screen slow or unresponsive ADsl setup/Wireless/router issues no FiX then no FEE

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Computer repairs and upgrades for home and small Business users. virus & spyware removal. internet setup & home networking. how can we help you today?

10% off your first job with this ad.

apollo trade Windows 539 loose road maidstone Kent mE15 9uQ

tel: 01732 842963 mobile: 07921 313966 Contact: Elaine harvey ekharvey@btinternet.com www.counsellorkent.co.uk

tel: 01622 744411 Fax: 01622 744141 mail@apollotradewindows.co.uk www.apollotradewindows.co.uk

Providing support when you need it most.......

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(See Colour ad on Page 21) SYSK Computer Services tel: 01732 773805 mobile: 07881 836567 info@sysk.co.uk www.sysk.co.uk Whatever your requirements, we can help. small Business server specialist; networking, anti-virus & remote access solutions. server & PC maintenance in the office & at home. iPhone & Blackberry integration. From supply & installation to maintenance, we provide a fully comprehensive service. microsoft certified, fully insured.

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Windows, Doors & Conservatories “nobody does it better” (See Colour ad on Page 3) trade glaze units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works lower road, East Farleigh maidstone Kent mE15 0hD tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories. top quality products with top quality service.

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DECorAtors F J Rose tel: 01622 715685 mobile: 07917 733918 fjrose75@yahoo.com interior/Exterior All aspects covered 15 years experience Personal service references Fully insured, Free estimates (See Colour ad on Page 21)

Parrish Painting & Decorating tel: 01622 741606 mobile: 07967 190588 Contact: mark For all your decorating needs.

A friendly, reliable service at competitive rates.

Qualified and fully insured.

Call for a free, no obligation quote.

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DouBlE glAZing rEPAirs SoS Window Works the Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, mE20 7lZ tel: 01622 206690 mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@tiscali.co.uk Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and velux windows. FEnsA (See Colour ad on Page 23)

DrY ClEAning tina's ironing & Dry Cleaning tel: 01732 872619 mobile: 07891 695908 Dry cleaning.

Free collection and delivery service.

Flexible working to suit your needs.

Discount for your first use when quoting the local oracle.

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E-F ElECtriCiAns Domestic and Residential Electrical Services tel: 01622 870147 mobile: 07515 159821 Email: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: home lighting, sockets & switches Full or Part rewire, security & garden lighting, PAt testing , Periodic inspections and inspections for letting Part P Approval. nAPit Approved no Call out charge.

Free, friendly and honest advice. no hidden extras.

l t Security & Electrical Services Braeburn Way, Kings hill, West malling tel: 01732 522788 mobile: 07971 552663 Contact: lee terry leeterry4@googlemail.com Experienced & qualified electrician & security engineer. Alarms installed/ serviced/maintained. All domestic and commercial work undertaken, no job too small. Extra sockets/switches / lights fitted Competitive prices,Fast and very reliable,Free estimates in assoc. with Kent lighting ltd.

FAsCiAs, soFFit & guttEring Fascia Plastics tel: 01732 590290 www.fasciaplastics.co.uk Fascias, soffits, Bargeboards, Cladding and guttering. no salesmen. no subcontract labour.

Family run Business.

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FEnCing Parkers Fencing & gate automation tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected. gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas.

Family run business. Free quotes. over 18 yrs experience.

FunD rAising/suPPort Kings Hill Rotary Club tel: 01732 844246 khrc09@yahoo.com We meet upstairs at the spitfire, Kings hill every monday evening.

7 for 7.15pm to organise support and fund raise for local, national and international causes.

Everyone is welcome to join our new and exciting group.

You don’t need to live in Kings hill to join us.

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g gArAgE Doors garage Door associates showroom and head office 18 holborough road, snodland tel: 01732 590085 www.garagedoorassociates.co.uk supply and install all makes and styles of garage door. repairs and spares Automation DiY advice.

Awnings recommended by Kent trading standards

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tel: 01732 871188 www.dovesfunerals.co.uk

the landscapers tel: 01634 850020 mobile: 07711222142 Contact: Daniel daniel@the-landscapers.co.uk www.the-landscapers.co.uk

Professional Funeral Directors 24 hour service Pre paid funeral plans monumental masonry Floral tributes & mourning stationery horse-drawn hearse & other specialist vehicles available.

All aspects of soft and hard landscaping.

From design to installation.

Patios, decking, retaining walls, block paving, turfing, planting & fencing.

Fully insured and qualified.

Free estimates.

Doves Funerals 788 london road larkfield Kent mE20 6BE

CUT OFF DATES FOR ADVERTISING OR FREE EVENTS LISTINGS FOR THE JANUARY EDITIONS ARE: Kings Hill/West Malling 14th December Allington/Barming/Ditton 19th December Paddock Wood/Tonbridge 19th December Don’t forget to mention the local oracle

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Yew tree landscapes larkfield tel: 01732 848179 mobile: 07850 175077 Contact: Kevin Kennett yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk general building work.

Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, turfing, Decking, Fencing, hard and soft landscaping, garden maintenance.

Free estimates, fully insured.

Experienced & professional service.

25 years experience.

gArDEn mAintEnAnCE gPm garden Services ltd tel: 01732 841904 (Answerphone) mobile: 07801 440994 Contact: Peter roberts gpmpete@btinternet.com Full maintenance grass cutting and hedge cutting lawn treatment garden clearance

Samsian ltd tel: 01732 821951 Contact: Dan service@samsian.co.uk www.samsian.co.uk gas Appliance, heating service & repair.

Cookers, Fires, Boilers, Warm air, hot Water, Pumps, timers, radiators etc.

Competitive, local & reliable

Wicks gas tel: 01732 883544 mobile: 07748 780811 Contact: gerald Wicks wicksgas@btinternet.com service, repair & installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation. gAs sAFE rEgistErED.

H hAirDrEssing & BEAutY Feathers formerly on the Fringe 1 little market row leybourne West malling Kent tel: 01732 840439 onthefringe@btconnect.com open tuesday - saturday Beauty service also available.

Friendly and personal service.

Free ample parking.

Paul mitchell stockist.

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hosPiCE Heart of Kent Hospice Preston hall, Aylesford, Kent mE20 7Pu main tel: 01622 792200 Fundraising tel:: 01622 790195 fundraising@hokh.co.uk www.hokh.org local hospice for local people.

Please contact for details on care, fundraising, voluntary work or making donations.

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V & S garden Services tel: 01732 521224 mobile: 07958 997336 Contact: sue or vince All garden maintenance/clearance. hedge cutting/weeding. lawn mowing. Pressure washing patios or driveways.

Either as a one off job or on a regular basis.

Fully insured & own tools supplied.

Free estimates. very reasonable rates.

Headway Hypnotherapy 1 Club Cottages, Breach lane, lower halstow mE9 7DE tim Box DipCAh, hPD, mnCh(lic) tel: 01795 841 252 mobile: 07764 792046 headwayhypnotherapy@hotmail.co.uk www.kenthypnosis.com - Confidence & Performance - Fears & Phobias - obsessions & Compulsions - Weight loss & Weight control - stress & Anxiety management

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i-l ironing sErviCEs tina's ironing & Dry Cleaning tel: 01732 872619 mobile: 07891 695908 Free collection and delivery service.

95p per shirt and £2.50 per kilo.

Flexible working to suit your needs.

Also dry cleaning service.

Discount for your first use when quoting the local oracle.

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lEAFlEts the local oracle tel: 01732 844246/521494 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk From production to distribution.

We can help you reach new customers for your business.

We can distribute from 1,000 up to 37,000 leaflets each month in the area of your choice.

Call to book your space.

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l-m loCKsmith lockwise Contact: Chris Wise mobile: 07712817172 www.lockwiseuk.com no call out charge.

24 hour emergency opening & repair. Free quotations insurance approved locks fitted uPvC specialist residential & Business Based in trottiscliffe. storE this numBEr in Your moBilE For usE in An EmErgEnCY! 10% DisCount (Quote oracle)

o oDDJoBs the oddjobs Company (SE) ltd tel: 01732 848640 mobile: 07930 244454 Contact: mark Warrington www.oddjobscompany.co.uk the oddjobs Co can assist you with small, medium and large home maintenance, renovation and improvement projects, inside and out. Complete design and completion on conversions and extensions. local examples of high quality work available to view. Call now for a free quote and helpful, friendly advice.

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Utility Warehouse Discount Club authorised Distributor networking marketing Business tel: 01732 521494 Contact: Jane marshall jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.save-moneywithme.co.uk

John Stewart & associates suite 4 10 Churchill square Kings hill mE19 4Du tel: 01732 523441 over 10 years experience in treating long term aches & pains to acute sprains & strains. Each treatment tailored for the individual, from the newborn to the elderly.

Early morning, evening & saturday appointments available. the majority of major insurance companies accepted.

Free & convenient parking, with treatment room on ground floor.

uW membership gives you access to the best value utility service in the uK & a host of money-saving member benefits.

Contact me for more info.

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tel: 01622 611872 mobile: 07858 187706 Contact: Chris

tel: 01892 514552 mobile: 07901 857608 ovenangels@onetel.com www.ovenangels.co.uk

no call out charge. locksmith & double glazing repairs. hinges, handles, locks replaced/upgraded, uPvC specialist, 24hr Emergency door opening.

Fast Friendly service.

JDa locksmiths Dixon Close, maidstone mE15 6ss tel: 01622 410057 Contact: John john@johnayre.wanadoo.co.uk www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service.

Domestic and Commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted. uPvC specialists.

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Female oven cleaning team using environmentally approved bio degradable, eco friendly products. now in their 12th year.

Prices from £40. Fully insured.

As written in the Evening standard & Daily telegraph.

oven Hero tel: 01622 753300 info@ovenhero.com www.ovenhero.com local independent company.

We clean ovens, grills, hobs, agas, ranges, extractors and microwaves.

Amazing results.

We use non-toxic products.

Prices from £35. let us do the hard work for you!

P PAVING JoBE Construction tel: 01732 844842 mobile: 07866 683569 Contact: Bernard Jobe specialist in block paving, tarmac driveways, patios and paths Drop kerbs - KCC registered. garden Fencing Call for free advice and estimates

PlAstErEr Wall 2 Wall Plastering tel: 01634 313326 mobile: 07843 881657 Contact: Joe Bunting wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk Fully qualified Plasterer. internal & external plastering. rendering & pebble dashing. skimming & plaster boarding.

Coving.

Friendly & tidy service.

Free quotes.

PlumBErs aJS Plumbing Services mobile: 07702 408948 Contact: Amanda ajsplumbingservices@blueyonder.co.uk www.ajsplumbing-services.co.uk Fully qualified female plumber.

All domestic plumbing repairs, maintenance and new installation work undertaken. taps, leaks, overflows, basins, sinks, wc’s, full bathroom suites and much more. no job too small.

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Hylton Plumbing Services West malling tel: 01732 843086 mobile: 07970 528822 Contact: hylton visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability insured. no call out fee. maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks.

24hr Emergency Call out.

(See Colour ad on Page 21) K White Plumbing and Heating Based in greenacres, Aylesford tel: 01622-715067 mobile: 07905 -838911 34 Years Experience Fully qualified Public liability insured gas safe registered no: 531615 no call out charge.

Free estimates.

Drainage work also undertaken.

Quality Plumbing tel: 01634 861801 mobile: 07764 792046 Contact: Dave or tim Friendly & reliable family run business C.i.P.h.E. registered Free estimates and advice Dripping taps to Bathrooms Wall and floor tiling shower specialists (Aqualisa/mira etc.)

All hot Water systems incl. unvented.

Public liability insured. no vAt on labour.

Scarbutts Colour Printers Windsor Works, london road West malling, Kent mE19 5An tel: 01732 870066 Fax: 01732 844879 print@scarbutts.com www.scarbutts.com Design work, Brochures, magazines stationery, leaflets, Digital Printing.

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ProPErtY mAintEnAnCE Crown Domestic maintenance tel: 01622 862009 mobile: 0791 440 1757 Contact: Brian Doyle bpdoyle@hotmail.co.uk Plumbing, kitchen and bathrooms fitted.

Decorating and general maintenance.

Free estimates.

Please call Brian.

ProPErtY sErviCEs Property Services tel: 01622 795910 propertyservices@rbli.co.uk Flat Pack Assembly small Plumbing and Electrics gardening Decorating no Call out Fee no Job too small.

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Chocolate Umbrella (formerly Cloud nine) 42 high st, West malling, mE19 6Qr tel: 01732 522533 Contact: suzanne www.cloudninesweets.co.uk All your favourite sweets, party bags & sticks made to order nEW Candy Cakes any size/colour new chocolate counter with Delicious luxury English truffles and Chocolate now available.

A full range of gifts.

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sKiP hirE Haffenden Skip Hire East malling tel: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 mobile: 07850 049246

graham Colley Solicitor tel: 01634 838656 www.colley.co.uk/solicitors local solicitors practice specialising in Wills, Probate Advice, inheritance tax, updating Wills (Codicils), Powers of Attorney and Court of Protection. home visits, Evening Appointments and Fixed Fees available.

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soul musiC the Soul Survivor magazine tel: 01732 844246 info@thesoulsurvivors.co.uk www.thesoulsurvivors.co.uk the info. provider for the soul survivor. interviews with top soul artists including: smokey robinson, mica Paris, Cameo, Brand new heavies, incognito and many more.

Check out the website to see our online magazine.

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WinDoWs apollo trade Windows 539 loose road maidstone Kent mE15 9uQ tel: 01622 744411 Fax: 01622 744141 mail@apollotradewindows.co.uk www.apollotradewindows.co.uk Windows, Doors & Conservatories “nobody does it better” (See Colour ad on Page 3) glass Exchange South East

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Free google survey.

E-Commerce/online shops.

Personal service.

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tel: 01732 849191 Contact: Andy Castleden glassexchange@googlemail.com www.glassexchange.co.uk misty windows? We replace just the glass not the frames.

All types of double glazing repairs, door and window locks, handles, and hinges, letter boxes and patio doors.

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trade glaze units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works lower road, East Farleigh maidstone Kent mE15 0hD tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories. top quality products with top quality service.

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WinDoW ClEAnErs all Clean Windows tel/Fax: 01622 745179 Contact: Jean tandy gean.tandy@virgin.net Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured. very competitive prices.

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EVEntS PagE sundays 10am-midday table tennis practise at Beechwood hall £2 beginners & advanced 01622 790465 sundays 10am Worship at holy trinity, larkfield Parish Church. sundays 10-11.15am Football training u13s at Ditton Community Centre sundays (1st/3rd) 10am–12noon, Zen meditation group, maidstone, off Queen’s road, call Barbara 01622 670587. sundays 10.30am Zumba at mandy Ellen school of Performing Arts, Earl st, m/stone. 07881 826226 sundays 10.30am larkfield Community Church in lunsford school hall, swallow rd, larkfield. sundays 8pm Bingo Allington Community Association monday 10-11am Exercise Classes at st Andrews Church hall, Barming mondays 10am Yoga & Pilates Fusion, Capel morris Centre, Aylesford, rose-marie 01622 715576 mondays 12.40 Beginners and Easy line Dancing Class for over 50’s. larkfield village hall 01732 870715 mondays 2pm intermediate line Dancing Class for over 50’s. larkfield v.h. 01732 870715 mondays 6-7.15pm Body Control Pilates in mereworth. Contact lisa 07512 932415 mondays 6.30pm, intermediate Yoga, Capel morris Centre, Aylesford, rose-marie 01622 715576 mondays 7-8pm Weight Watchers Brassey Centre Aylesford - Judith 01622 683382 mondays 8pm, Beginners Pilates, Capel morris Centre, Aylesford, rose-marie 01622 715576 3rd monday Allington Castle Wi at Palace Wood school, talbot rd, Allington. Joyce Foster 01622 675448 mondays 8.30pm Pilates & stretch for beginners/returners. Jane 07711 790101 fitnessfriends@aol.com tues/sats/sundays 8pm outdoor & social group, various activities, walking/theatre/cycling Peter on 07980 538 941 tuesdays 1-2pm music mayhem at st Andrew’s hall, Barming. music & dancing for children 6 wks-5yrs tuesdays 5-6pm light Factory a free club for 5-7 year olds at Allington Baptist Church 01622685552 tuesdays 6.30-7.30pm & 8pm-9pm Exercise classes at tonbridge road, methodist Church hall tuedays 6.30pm, Beginners Pilates, Capel morris Centre, Aylesford, rose-marie 01622 715576 tuesdays 6-7.30pm Aylesford Knitting group. All skills levels welcome Call sue on 01622 792710 tuesdays 7.30pm slimming World, West Borough Primary school, off Queens rd. Call Faye 01622 721588 tuesdays 7.45pm, Beginners Yoga, Capel morris Centre, Aylesford, rose-marie 01622 715576 tuesdays 8pm Zumba at mandy Ellen school of Performing Arts, Earl st, m/stone heather 07881 826226.

Wednesday 10am Pre school cookery club at Beechwood Community Centre, Barming. Children 2.5-5yrs Wednesday 10am music mayhem singing & dancing for 0-5yr olds at maidstone YmCA call 07815775504 Wednesdays 10.45am Body Control Pilates in Detling (osteoporosis class). Contact lisa 07512 932415 Wednesdays 11am Beechwood Babes, Play & Chat, 0 - 24 months, Beechwood hall, Barming. 07947 549994 Wednesdays 1.30 - 3.30pm little larks toddlers’ Club at larkfield methodist Church hall, new hythe lane Wednesdays 2.15-3.45pm over 50's friendship group @ Allington Baptist Church ring Cilla 01622 676944 Wednesdays 6pm, Beginners Yoga, Capel morris Centre, Aylesford, rose-marie 01622 715576 Wednesdays 7pm Pilates level 2 Contact Jane 07711 790101 fitnessfriends@aol.com Wednesdays 7.15pm, Beginners Pilates, Capel morris Centre, Aylesford, rose-marie 01622 715576 Wednesdays 7.30pm Circuit training and indoor football at Aylesford sports College. Paul 01732 841358 Wednesdays (1st Wed)7.30 for 8pm British Cactus & succulent society at Barming Parish hall tonbridge rd maidstone.

Wednesdays (4th sed)7.30pm Aylesford & Eccles W1at the Brassey Centre, Aylesford. info. hazel on 01622 718902 Wednesdays 8pm Yoga all levels Contact Jane 07711 790101 fitnessfriends@aol.com Wednesdays 8.30pm, sorokin method Back Care, Capel morris Centre, Aylesford, rose-marie 01622 715576 thursdays 9.30 & 10.45am Body Control Pilates in Aylesford. Contact lisa 07512 932415 thursdays 10am, Beginners Pilates, Capel morris Centre, Aylesford, rose-marie 01622 715576 thursday 10.15am Pre school cookery club at offham vh, West malling Children 2-5-5yrs. 07790 580111 thursdays 11.15am, Beginners Yoga, Capel morris Centre, Aylesford, rose-marie 01622 715576 thursdays 1.30pm. Zumba. Aylesford village Club. All welcome. Contact heather on 07881 826226. thursdays 6-7.15pm Body Control Pilates in mereworth. Contact lisa 07512 932415 thursdays 7-8pm Weight Watchers Beechwood Community hall, Barming - Judith 01622 683382 thursdays 7.15pm, Yoga Dance Fusion, malling school, East malling, rose-marie 01622 715576 thursdays 7.45pm Co-Dependants Anonymous (CoDA) at the Ditton Church hall, new rd, Aylesford. thursdays 8pm Bingo Allington Community Association thursdays 8.15pm, Beginners Pilates, malling school, East malling, rose-marie 01622 715576 thursdays 8-9pm Exercise classes at loose Pavillion, Walnut tree lane Fridays 10am Pre school cookery club at nettlestead vh Children 2.5-5yrs. victoria 07790 580111 Fridays 1.30pm. Zumba. Classes at Wouldham village hall. Contact heather: 07881 826226 Fridays 8-10pm the heath Players at East malling institute, mill street - Peter on 01622 717491.

Fridays 8.30pm Badminton at snodland vh, Contact Paul on 01732 841358 2nd saturday 11am-4pm Embroiderers' guild, Aylesford village Community Centre, Forstal rd, Aylesford saturdays 10-12am stars theatre school, Dance & Drama @ Wmvh 07981 831745 saturdays 10am-12noon market at Brassey Centre Aylesford. great variety of stock. tea/coffee. saturdays 10-12am maidstone utD Adult Disability football 15+ at Bower grove school, Fant lane, Barming, saturdays 10-12am maidstone utD raiders kids Disability football Astor of hever school call John 07538580816 saturday 17 Dec thursday 26 Jan

7.30pm East malling singers bring you handel’s messiah at the Church of st James the great, East malling. (see Ad for details) 7pm A presentation by Colonel stuart tootal for KhrC at the village hotel, m/stone. (see Ad)

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